History Funny / BrutalLegend

** "Okay lady, or whatever you are, I'm supposed to think you're a nun, but I know you're really a big ugly demon, so let's have it. (''Nun turns around, revealing a face that is [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily nothing but teeth]]'') Aha! Knew it! Big ugly demon! (''Nun stands and begins walking seductively towards him'') ...Kind of sexy, though, in a weird way. Huh."

-->'''Eddie:''' You still upset about the banner?
-->'''Lars:''' Not anymore. I did 300 sit-ups just now to clear my mind.

-->'''Worm:''' (''screams at Eddie'')\\

--> '''Doviculus:''' Come to me once you grow a pair as big as your mother's.
--> ''(Doviculus leaves.)''
--> '''Eddie:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I hope he was talking about horns.]]

--> '''Guardian of Metal:''' ...
--> '''Eddie:''' (''raises eyebrow'')
--> '''Guardian of Metal:''' ...''WHAT IS IT?!''

--> Guardian of Metal {{sculpture|s}}: "Oh, no, who put this in here?", and when you purchase it, "I hope you're not embarrassed."
--> Ace of Hades paint job: "Oh, I hate puns."
--> Bolt Thrower: "Why don't you make someone else ride ''your'' lightning for a change?"
--> Drowned Ophelia sculpture: "Oh, the young ones and their make-up..."
--> [[VideoGame/GrimFandango Bone Wagon]] paint job: "[[ShoutOut That's]] [[VideoGame/GrimFandango grim]]."
--> Chrome paint job: "Shiiiny!"
--> Second armor augmentation: "Well ''someone's'' a little paranoid!"
--> Roman Candle combo: "It's like a pretty fountain that kills people." And when you purchase it. "Enjoy that one, you sick bastard."

-->'''Eddie''': Okay, I'll be back, covered in Metal God Love!
-->'''Guardian of Metal''': [[BrainBleach Oh god.]]

--> '''Dad Bat:''' My ass is getting sunburned.

--> '''Daughter Bat:''' Oooh, look at all the blood! (''flies into cave with brother'')
--> '''Mom Bat:''' (''kisses Eddie on the cheek'') Nice to have a man around sometimes.
--> '''Dad Bat:''' I HEARD THAT! Oh, by the way, sorry I took a shit on your head, earlier.
--> '''Eddie:''' What? When?
--> '''Dad Bat:''' Nothing.

--> Some bird you got there, Eddie.

--> '''Eddie''': I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB ON THAT, YOU STUPID MOTHER --\\

-->'''Eddie''': #@&-kickers, unite!

-->'''Baron:''' Tell me you're joking!
-->Tell him you're serious. [NOW] [LATER]

-->'''Killmaster:''' But we don't go into her lair anymore... [[CruelAndUnusualDeath Lest she bite us in half, suck out our innards, and lay her eggs in our eye sockets.]]
-->'''Eddie:''' *Best facial [[OhCrap expression]] in the game part two*

-->'''The Baron''': After all the fires I've set in my life, don't you think dying here is a little ironic?

--> Guardian of Metal sculpture: "Oh, no, who put this in here?", and when you purchase it, "I hope you're not embarrassed."

* "DECAPITATIOOOOOOON!" is extremely funny the first time. Its re-use after Eddie kills Doviculus ramps it UpToEleven by combining it with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

* Eddie and Ophelia. [[MeadowRun Running across a meadow]] to a Music/{{Scorpions}} ballad. Staring dreamily into each other's eyes. Slaying demons with the world's goofiest smiles on their faces.