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-->'''Hector:''' Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere. Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever...toss in the cunts at work, calling you 'Spurty McGoo', laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper...there's no cure for the internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you. I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.

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-->'''Hector:''' Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere. Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever...toss in the cunts at work, calling you 'Spurty McGoo', Mcgoo', laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper...there's no cure for the internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you. I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.
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* Hector's "pep talk" to Kenny in ''Shut Up and Dance'' [[spoiler: to get him to rob the bank]]:
-->'''Hector:''' Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere. Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever...toss in the cunts at work, calling you 'Spurty McGoo', laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper...there's no cure for the internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you. I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.
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** The very first time "I'm On A Roll" plays can be hilariously jarring if you're familiar with [[Music/NineInchNails "Head Like A Hole"]] and the adaptation thereof hasn't been spoiled for you. The LighterAndSofter music and lyrics make it just different enough that it can take a few seconds to figure out why it seems so familiar.
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* When [[Recap/BlackMirrorRachelJackAndAshleyToo Ashley Too]]'s [[spoiler:limiter gets removed by Jack]], the first thing she says after a moment of inactivity is: [[spoiler:"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! GET THIS FUCKING CABLE OUT OF MY ASS!! Holy shit! It's like a wire anchor in my butt hole!"]]
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** The crew gets tired of listening to Daly's threats after [[spoiler: attempting to escape from him through a wormhole]] and decides to turn off the intercom to shut him up:

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** The crew gets tired of listening to Daly's threats after while [[spoiler: attempting to escape from him through a wormhole]] and decides to turn off the intercom to shut him up:
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--->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say we ''OH MY FUCK''.

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--->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say we - ''OH MY FUCK''.
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-->'''Lacie''': Your face is a fucking biological car crash that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, "Well, that just doesn't make sense."
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** They're all so bored out of their skulls that Lowry laments the fact that she "Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit." A comment that leads to Tulaska commenting with a sigh that she likewise misses defecating.

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** They're all so bored out of their skulls that Lowry laments the fact that she "Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit." A comment that leads to Tulaska commenting with a sigh that she likewise misses defecating.yearns for something as simple.
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** The crew gets tired of listening to Daly's threats after [[spoiler: attempting to escape from him through a wormhole]] and decides to turn off the intercom to shut him up:
--->'''Daly''': [[VillainousBreakdown If you thought what happened to you in the past was bad, that was nothing! What I'm going to do to you is going to be goddamn fucking biblical!]] [[BreakThemByTalking I'm literally going to turn your insides out. But, I'll keep you alive, in tiny little jars! And there you'll stay until I'm bored of you--]]
--->'''Cole''': [[LampshadeHanging Why are we listening to this?]]
--->'''Tulaska''': [[PrecisionFStrike Yeah, fuck him!]] ([[ShutUpHannibal turns off intercom]])
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** They're all so bored out of their skulls they lament the fact they can't even defecate.

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** They're all so bored out of their skulls they lament that Lowry laments the fact they can't that she "Can't even defecate.have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit." A comment that leads to Tulaska commenting with a sigh that she likewise misses defecating.

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** What’s especially funny about the above line is the fact that it’s not being trapped in a hellish game for all eternity that pisses her off, but rather the fact that she no longer has a vagina to use. Go figure!

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** What’s What's especially funny about the above line is the fact that it’s not being trapped in a hellish game for all eternity that pisses her off, but rather the fact that she no longer has a vagina to use. Go figure!



** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end of the episode.

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** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end of the episode.episode, more or less acting as ''the {{Foil}}'' to Daly.
--->Uh huh, you ''better'' run! King of space, right here! (sighs) King of space...



** Also Rolo's [[spoiler: cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it and would probably laugh if he could at Rolo finally getting a taste of his own medicine.]]

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** Also Rolo's [[spoiler: cursing [[spoiler:cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it and would probably laugh if he could at Rolo finally getting a taste of his own medicine.]]
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* The flirtatious insult exchange between Lacie and the TallDarkAndHandsome man in the opposite cell in ''Nosedive''.
-->'''The Man''': I don't like your aura.
-->'''Lacie''': My aura!?
-->'''The Man''': Yeah.
-->'''Lacie''': I don't like... your... Head! Your entire head is ''ridiculous'' to me!
-->'''The Man''': ''Really?''
-->'''Lacie''': You look like an alcoholic. Former. ''Weatherman''!
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--> Pick a gaming platform: ''Xbox''/''PC''/''Playstation''/''Monopoly''

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--> Pick a gaming platform: ''Xbox''/''PC''/''Playstation''/''Monopoly''''Xbox''||''PC''||''Playstation''||''Monopoly''
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** Also Rolo's [[spoiler: cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it and would probably laugh if he could at Rolo finally getting a taste of his own medicine.]]

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** Also Rolo's [[spoiler: cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it and would probably laugh if he could at Rolo finally getting a taste of his own medicine.]]]]
* Meta: The Website/{{Buzzfeed}} quiz [[https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/how-would-you-die-in-an-episode-of-black-mirror?bffbuk&utm_term=.rfvallrr2#.lbBV33YYo "What Ironic Death Would You Die If You Were In 'Black Mirror'?"]] has some funny possible answers, proving that even though it's mirroring ''Black Mirror''[='=]s horror (by DeathByIrony), it's just as tongue-in-cheek funny.
--> How much time do you spend on your phone? ''I don't even have a phone''
--> Which of these bits of technology is ruining society? ''Buzzfeed dot com, an answer I give because I am above this website even though I am on it''
--> Pick a gaming platform: ''Xbox''/''PC''/''Playstation''/''Monopoly''
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** Also Rolo's [[spoiler: cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it.]]

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** Also Rolo's [[spoiler: cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it.it and would probably laugh if he could at Rolo finally getting a taste of his own medicine.]]
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-->'''Rolo:''' Oh.

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-->'''Rolo:''' Oh.Oh.
** Also Rolo's [[spoiler: cursing at Nish when she uploads his consciousness into her father's virtual one. She can't hear him and, as she notes, her father can't talk. But from the look on her father's face, he's clearly enjoying every minute of it.]]
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* Anything [[Recap/BlackMirrorTheWaldoMoment Waldo]] says. [[spoiler:Until the second half of the episode, that is]].
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* Frank and Amy in ''Hang the DJ'' are ridiculously funny people, that is until their forced relationships get bleak. They're joking around right from the moment they meet.

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-->'''Nish:''' Dawson’s having a great time, but...?

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-->'''Nish:''' Dawson’s having a great time, but...?time; there’s gotta be a “but”.
-->'''Rolo:''' Oh.
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'''(Cut)'''

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'''(Cut)'''-->'''(Cut)'''

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** When Nicola criticizes Frank for eating garlic dip, he eats some more right in front of her as a ''hilarious'' “fuck you” towards her.

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** When Nicola criticizes Frank for eating garlic dip, he eats some more right in front of her as a ''hilarious'' “fuck you” towards her.her.
* While a very bleak episode, ''Metalhead'' had a pretty funny moment in the beginning when the characters are talking about pigs and arseholes.
* ''Black Museum'' had an AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption moment that was pretty amusing.
-->'''Dawson:''' I can’t get enough of your—
'''(Cut)'''
-->'''Nish:''' ...but?
-->'''Rolo:''' I’m sorry?
-->'''Nish:''' Dawson’s having a great time, but...?
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** They're all so bored out of their skulls they lament the fact they can't even defecate.

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** What’s especially funny about the above line is the fact that it’s not being trapped in a hellish game for all eternity that pisses her off, but rather the fact that she no longer has a vagina to use. Go figure!



-->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say we ''OH MY FUCK''.

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-->'''Walton''': --->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say we ''OH MY FUCK''.
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** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end of the episode.

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** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end of the episode.episode.
* The sex scene between Frank and Nicola in ''Hang the DJ'', due to how Nicola acts during the whole thing.
** When Nicola criticizes Frank for eating garlic dip, he eats some more right in front of her as a ''hilarious'' “fuck you” towards her.
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-->'''Nanette:''' Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line!

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-->'''Nanette:''' Stealing ''(infuriated)'' Okay... stealing my pussy is a red fucking line!
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-->'''Nanette:''' Stealing my pussy is a fucking red line!

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-->'''Nanette:''' Stealing my pussy is a red fucking red line!
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** Walton is the MVP of the episode.
-->'''Walton''': For he's a jolly good fellooooowwwww, and so say we ''OH MY FUCK''.
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-->'''Nanette:''' Stealing my pussy is a fucking red light!

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-->'''Nanette:''' Stealing my pussy is a fucking red light!line!

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When it's not utter NightmareFuel or [[TearJerker jerking your tears]], ''Black Mirror'' can be darkly funny at times.
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** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end.

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** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end.end of the episode.
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"There's no genitals in Space Fleet!"'']]

* This gem from ''USS Callister'':
-->'''Nanette:''' Stealing my pussy is a fucking red light!
** For that matter, [[spoiler:Creator/AaronPaul]]'s cameo at the end.

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