History Funny / BlackDynamite

** It's never acknowledged in the film itself, but the kid actually told Black Dynamite "you're full of shit" in Vietnamese. [[BilingualBonus Scott Sanders notes that it always got an extra laugh from any speakers in the audience]].

* Plenty to choose from, but [[spoiler:Black Dynamite's kung fu battle with Richard Nixon]] might take the cake.

* There is a very subtle joke early on that can take awhile to sink in. When Black Dynamite's aunt [[spoiler: shows up at his brother Jimmy's funeral]], she says, [[FridgeLogic "Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were alive to see this."]] Scott Sanders admits in the DVD commentary that [[LateToThePunchline he didn't even get the joke until the movie premiered]].

** This gem gets a small callback later when it is revealed [[spoiler: Black Dynamite, upon learning that archnemesis Fiendish Dr. Wu was involved in the malt liquor and drugs scheme, speaks Chinese fluently as he insults and provokes Dr. Wu.]]

* Later in the same fight, when Bullhorn shows up to hold off the last mook, he smacks him in the face with a very audible slap. The mook jerks back, holding his face, and goes ''"Motherfucker!"'' before starting toward a very surprised and worried-looking Bullhorn. The hilarity comes a moment later when the scene abruptly changes to show the same mook being played by a completely different actor who is getting the crap beat out of him by Bullhorn. [[note]] The implication being that the original actor got fired after attacking Bullhorn, and they had to hire someone new. Which is about halfway true, since Bullhorn was the one who (accidentally) hurt the mook in another take.[[/note]]

-->'''Doctor:''' You're lucky Black Dynamite. Three inches to the left and we wouldn't even be having this conversation!
-->'''Black Dynamite:''' Three inches to the right, it woulda missed my black ass.

* Black Dynamite's grieving after [[spoiler: [[OffWithHisHead Bullhorn is beheaded by the Fiendish Doctor Wu's boomerang.]]]]
-->'''Black Dynamite:''' [[spoiler: Bullhorn!]] NO! At long last, a friendship bonded by the struggle against The Man has been brought to an end by KUNG-FU TREACHERY! Brother, your death will not go unavenged. FIENDISH DR. WU, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!!!"

* The flashack to young Bullhorn and his mother[[spoiler: who both look and sound the same.]]
* Black Dynamite's hilarious InsaneTrollLogic when figuring out who killed Ringo. Case in point, it starts with grits and Jell-o, and ends with the [[spoiler: Ku Klux Klan and Black Panthers.]]

* The entire scene at [[spoiler: Donald the Accountant's grave]]

* The punch line being a special appearance by...[[spoiler: Series/TheATeam]]!

--> '''Black Dynamite''': And that's how you conserve ammo!

--> '''Cosell''': The pain is *excruciating*.

--> ''You don't mind if I call you d-d-d-d-d-d-daddy, right?''
--> ''Well nobody's ever called me 'duh-duh-duh-duh-daddy' before.''

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--> ''Well nobody's ever called me 'duh-duh-duh-duh-daddy' before.

* Music/SnoopDogg, and his SpecialGuest role as Leroy Van Nuys, a [[CardCarryingVillain self-described "Stone Cold Pimp"]] whose goal is to [[KillEmAll kill every other pimp on the Player's Ball Express]] because, quote, "[[ClusterFBomb Because I'm a mothafuckin' pimp, mothafucka']], and [[ForTheEvulz this was the most cold-blooded shit I could come up with]]." The [[RefugeInAudacity ludicrous efforts]] of turning [[CoolTrain the Player's Ball Express]] into one giant DeathTrap on tracks, coupled with Snoop's ColdHam performance turns Leroy into one of the most LaughablyEvil villains that Black Dynamite has had to face.

-->'''Bullhorn''': Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get...get...get...(sits down, confused) Huh.

-->'''Head Ninja In Charge''': Ninjas do wrong to each other sometimes and in that way, the force of the earth comes around the moon, and at that presence, the dirt, it overshadows the grass and you like, "I can't cut this grass, there's no sun coming through" so it knew to enable each other, the two fruits have to look each other in the eye and understand we can only be right as the right is wrong.
-->''; Black Dynamite:''' [[{{Beat}}]] Man...never thought I'd see the day when the only person talkin' any sense was a damn ninja.

--> '''Militant''': [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud The militants turn startled]]. (turns to Black Dynamite) This is private, how'd you get in here

-->'''Militant''': Who the hell are you?
-->'''Black Dynamite''': I'm looking for the man in charge.
-->'''Militant''': Sarcastically, I'm in charge.

* "I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'"
** Not to mention the fact that the boy's supposed mud hut apparently ''has a ceiling fan.''

--> '''Militant''': The militants turn startled. (turns to Black Dynamite) This is private, how'd you get in here