History Funny / BigFinishDoctorWho

* In ''Harvest of the Sycorax'', the seventh Doctor reveals how he operates in one ''glorious'' sentence:

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--->'''Charley:''' ''Sir Peter Pollard''?!

'''Angvia:''' ''The Universe can WAIT!'' '''[[LargeHam I AM A WOMAN!!]]'''

** Leela's been shot and starts giving what seems to be her last words when Romana says it just winged her and she's fine. Not only does Leela just go "oh" and hop on her feet, but the [[TheDayTheMusicLied grandiose background music just]] ''[[LettingTheAirOitOfTheBand dies]]''.

* "The Time of the Daleks": '''[[CrazyAwesome Shakespeare-quoting Daleks.]]''' Enough said.

** Also, the Doctor attacking ''an alien organism'' with a ''frying pan'' while making lightsaber noises. CrazyAwesome much?

* The audio drama ''Disassembled'' reveals that, after the then-current personal assassin of Time Lord President Pandad VII unwisely and very loudly stated how much he'd like to kill Irving Braxiatel, he suffered from a fatal accident that very day with some electrical equipment. The inquiry (headed by Brax) concluded that it had been a regrettable accident, one-in-a-million chance, with no one really responsible. Furious at Brax, Pandad VII immediately named him his new assassin and ordered him to wipe "[[Franchise/DoctorWho "an old man and his granddaughter]]", nobody really important, just some of Brax's family, from history. The very same day, the old man and his granddaughter stole a TARDIS and [[WhereItAllBegan fled after being mysteriously warned off]] and Pandad suffered from a fatal accident that very day with some electrical equipment; an inquiry concluded that it had been a regrettable accident, one-in-a-million chance, with no one really responsible. And Brax should know - he headed that inquiry. Apparently, getting out of sticky situations ''and'' causing a mess ''and'' hiding that you ''created said mess in the first place'' actually ''does'' run in the Doctor's family...

* The Audio Drama ''Disassembled'' reveals that Braxiatel was ordered to wipe "an old man" and "his granddaughter" from history, i.e The Doctor (his own brother) and Susan. He didn't and, the very same day, President Pandad - who gave the order - died when a power relay in his office overloaded; an inquiry headed by Braxiatel found that this was an "accident". The implication is that Braxiatel took his revenge and overloaded the power relay ''himself'' and then used the inquiry to have it ruled as an "accident", with accident being an ''incredible lie'' from Brax! Apparently, getting out of sticky situations ''and'' causing a mess ''and'' hiding that you ''created said mess in the first place'' actually ''does'' run in the Doctor's family...

Also, when Eight talks about the oil seeping out of the sand hundreds of years earlier, with Marco Polo even noting it, Lucie quips the following:

--->'''Charley:''' ''Peter Pollard''?!

** There's also a really funny bit when the [[ThoseTwoBadGuys two aliens]], [[AxCrazy Destroyer Streath]] and [[OnlySaneMan Conserver Noriam]], sheepishly admit that they're not really the vanguard of an invasion fleet (it's more in the delivery than anything else):

* "No Place", while quite scary sometimes, has a few amusing moments such as the "lovey-dovey" interactions between the Doctor and Donna. They have to pretend that they're married during the story and they sound ridiculously over the top in their pet names and their overly romantic tones of voice.

-->'''River:''' You said you were a Time Lord. Who else could you be? Oh... You'e not Romana, are you?

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* "The Time of the Daleks": The Eighth Doctor tries describing the Dalek mutants to his newest female companion, Charley Pollard:
-->'''Doctor:''' Think of your worst nightmare, think of the most repellent disgusting nauseating thing you can possibly imagine, think of pure evil made malignant flesh!\\
'''Charley:''' Is that what it's like? \\
'''Doctor:''' No, it's a thousand times worse.
** Keep in mind this is also the one with '''[[CrazyAwesome Shakespeare-quoting Daleks.]]'''

* In "The Magician's Oath, Mike Yates describes entering an abandoned house.

-->'''Missy:''' I am the last of the Time Lords, which also makes me the best one. ''They'' all git themselves killed. ''I'' didn't, so I am ''officially'' the winner. Yay me!

-->'''River:''' The ''Rani!''

* Donna calls the Koggnissenti's machine that causes brain degeneration the stupid machine.

-->'''Missy:''' A universe without the Doctor scarcely bares thinking about...

** The best part of the entire conversation is the fact that it's not made entirely clear if River was just screwing around with Missy or she ''genuinely'' didn't know who she was!

-->'''Missy:''' And you just had to play your part? I see. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.

** Then, shortly afterwards, we have this amusing callback to Planet of Fire:

-->'''Missy:''' Yes, and ''(begins coughing)'' there's no way anyone could come back from THAT!

-->'''Missy:''' WHAT?!

-->'''River:''' So you MUST be the Rani! Unless (gasps), oh...

-->'''Missy:''' Oh, that. Yes. It's not really a big change though, is it? Although I have found I'm more of a hat person now. I mean (chuckles), you'd think it would be shoes, but no, suddenly I'm all about the hats.

*** The best part of the entire conversation is the fact that it's not made entirely clear if River was just screwing around with Missy or she ''genuinely'' didn't know who she was!

-->'''Missy:''' Oh, that. Yes. It's not really a big change though, is it? Although I've found I'm more of a hat person now. I mean (chuckles), you'd think it would be shoes, but no, suddenly I'm all about the hats.