History Funny / Beelzebub

* In Chapter 12, Hilda convinces Oga (by breaking his UsefulNotes/{{PS2}}) to build a playpen for Baby Beel. Things don't go completely as planned.

* Episode 13: Ishiyama High students hate studying 180% -- so imagine their shock when they get an ability assessment test. The students are so stupid that even [[IdiotHero Oga]] is stunned. "Good Night" Shimokawa couldn't even spell his trademark CatchPhrase, and one student even cheated on ''[[EpicFail filling in his name]]'' during the test; and the worst part was that the test was on elementary school subjects. At the same time, Oga was in a pinch during Beel's assessment test and was going to dump him off the smartest guy in the school-meaning the guy who got the highest score on the test. Luckily, he managed to pass that assessment test anyway because it turns out the smartest person at Ishiyama High was Furuichi. In all likelihood the smartest was probably Himekawa, but he cheated on the test by [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney taping money to his paper as a bribe]].

'''Kamayama:''' Weren't we supposed to finish [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya 'Hare Hare Yukai']] today?\\

* Episode 13: Ishiyama High students hate studying [[UpToEleven 180%]] -- so imagine their shock when they get an ability assessment test. The students are so stupid that even [[IdiotHero Oga]] is stunned. "Good Night" Shimokawa couldn't even spell his trademark CatchPhrase, and one student even cheated on ''[[EpicFail filling in his name]]'' during the test; and the worst part was that the test was on elementary school subjects. At the same time, Oga was in a pinch during Beel's assessment test and was going to dump him off the smartest guy in the school-meaning the guy who got the highest score on the test. Luckily, he managed to pass that assessment test anyway because it turns out the smartest person at Ishiyama High was Furuichi. In all likelihood the smartest was probably Himekawa, but he cheated on the test by [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney taping money to his paper as a bribe]].
* When Furuichi and Oga first met, Oga couldn't remember Furuichi's name, so he called him Furuchin instead. Then he changed it to Furuchinkov, and then to [[UpToEleven Pirozhkiborshch]].

* The "[[ToiletHumour Blessed Urine]]" episode where Beel was peeing so much he threatened to drown everyone. First Oga tries to [[UnusualEuphemism block the Baby Beel dam]] by tying it up with string, then he decides to buy diapers [[TooDumbToLive but attempts to put them on Beel's head]], so Natsume has to help him out. But by [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/v01/c005/15.html then it's]] [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/v01/c005/16.html too late]]...

* In Chapter 12, Hilda convinces Oga (by breaking his UsefulNotes/{{PS2}}) to build a playpen for Baby Beel. [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/3700/beelzebub_v2_ch12_by_i-eat-manga/9 Things don't go completely as planned.]]

* Kunieda stumbling across Oga and Baby Beel... [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/9863/beelzebub_v5_ch39_by_i-eat-manga/9 training]] in the mountains. Her face [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/9863/beelzebub_v5_ch39_by_i-eat-manga/10 says it all]].

* [[WakingUpElsewhere Welcome, boys]]. [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/9905/beelzebub_v8_ch63_by_keishou-scans/8 My name is Mr Volleyball.]]

* [[http://www.mangareader.net/beelzebub/106/7 Demon sword, Alaindelon!]]

* [[http://www.mangareader.net/beelzebub/113/6 Pudding. Pudding. Dance.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh352ZK9-Eo&feature Now animated.]]

* Chapter 123: Mr. Takahashi, a perfectly average school teacher, [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/28062/beelzebub_ch123_by_red-hawk-scans/9 freaking out over the brain-melting quirks]] of his "class", the Pillar Squad.

* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/beelzebub/c138/14.html "WOULD YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY" KICK!]]

* [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/76467/beelzebub_ch138b_by_red-hawk-scans/4 "What's an extenuating circumstance?"]]

* [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/76193/beelzebub_ch139_by_red-hawk-scans/20 Maximum Boiling Point Reached: Tatsumi Oga ran for his life]]. [[BigNo IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!]]

-->[[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c142/10.html "We're gonna have fun with this one!"]]

* Oga knows the secret of easy parenting -- [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/84784/beelzebub_ch144_by_red-hawk-scans/10 passing the annoying parts onto someone else]].

* [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c147/7.html Tojo's definitely not excited to be going on the Okinawa field trip.]]

** [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/116789/beelzebub_ch165_by_red-hawk-scans/8 Lil Himekawa]]. Talk about HairstyleInertia.

** [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/123771/beelzebub_ch168_by_red-hawk-scans/7 Furuichi, Hilda, and Oga's reactions]] to Kugayama's confession.

* [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/140564/beelzebub_ch180_by_red-hawk-scans/10 The Deliberation Guy.]]

** Yuka and Nene are in a cooking competition (alongside Kanzaki and Furuichi, respectively). Kunieda is horrified. [[http://www.mangahere.com/manga/beelzebub/v15/c183/5.html "The world is going to end."]]

* [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/173960/beelzebub_ch206_by_red-hawk-scans/3 The diagrams don't seem to be helping Oga understand, Saotome-sensei...]]

* The gang searching for the [[spoiler:pieces of Furuichi's soul]]. Special points going to [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/179379/beelzebub_ch210_by_red-hawk-scans/5 Tojo]].

* During the volleyball match against St. Ishiyama, Tojo and Oga perform one of the most epic things to ever grace such a game -- a freakin' overhead kick. [[RealityEnsues Which they then get fouled for]].

* Chapter 110: [[spoiler: Oga being trapped in Beel's body thanks to Super Milk Time.]]

-->'''Oga:''' Listen well! If someone were to dare to slap you on the left cheek, you'd [[BadAss hit their right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then a]] [[LauncherMove launcher,]] [[MeteorMove then, while they're in the air, finish them with]] [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} Wolverine's]] [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom weapon X]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill combo special]]. That's the type of woman you are. [[WeWantOurJerkBack So don't try to be anything else.]]

* In Chapter 12, Hilda convinces Oga (by breaking his {{PS2}}) to build a playpen for Baby Beel. [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/3700/beelzebub_v2_ch12_by_i-eat-manga/9 Things don't go completely as planned.]]

** And a GenreSavvy Furuichi getting a bad feeling that he's missing out on some "exciting" things because he has [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]].

* Chapter 232. After explaining their evil plan the Solomon Company start to pat themselves on the back....unitl Johann reveals that Iris took Beel back thus ruining their plans leading to them freaking out

* During Oga's fight against Aizo, both Aoi and Oga realize just ''why'' Aizo was so freakishly strong. Oga's pointed look at Aoi and her subsequent reaction is hilarious.
--->'''Koma''':''"Nufufufu, Aoi, how dare you flush me down the toilet?!"''