History Funny / BearInTheBigBlueHouse

-->'''Pip and Pop''': That Bear! He's a sniffer!

* From the "Picture of Health" song - "''I have friends, do you know why? / It's because I keep my armpits dry...''"

-->'''Bear''': Yes, Tutter, yes, we all got it. Thank you.

* "Halloween Bear" - Bear finds Tutter in an excavator's costume inside his pumpkin, though he says that it's not a costume, just what he normally wears for a pumpkin dig. He continues that he loves digging pumpkins, that you might say he "digs" them. He then chuckles at his own joke, "Get it?! I dig 'em!" Bear turns to the audience with usual nonverbal snark look with his eyebrows.

* The episode "Clear as a Bell" kicks off with Tutter having lost his voice, so Bear hands him a bell to ding in case the mouse needs anything. The thing is, Tutter keeps ringing the bell, first to request a cup of water, the second time to add a straw, and finally to thank Bear. The third time, Bear is fully out of the kitchen and when the bell is rung ''again'', Bear pops his head back into frame with an expression that just ''screams'' "What the hell does he want now?" Even funnier is how Bear doesn't say a word while walking to Tutter until he reaches him and utters, "Yes, Tutter?"

* The episode "Clear as a Bell" kicks off with Tutter having lost his voice, so Bear hands him a bell to ding in case the mouse needs anything. Thing is, Tutter dings the bell repeatedly three separate times, first to request a cup of water, the second time to add a straw, and finally to thank Bear. The third time, Bear is fully out of the kitchen and when the bell is rung again, Bear pops his head back into frame with an expression that just ''screams'' "What the hell does he want now?" Even funnier is how Bear doesn't say a word while walking to Tutter until he reaches him and utters, "Yes?"

* "Hallowen Bear" - Bear finds Tutter in an excavator's costume inside his pumpkin, though he says that it's not a costume, just what he normally wears for a pumpkin dig. He continues that he loves digging pumpkins, that you might say he "digs" them. He then chuckles at his own joke, "Get it?! I dig 'em!" Bear turns to the audience with usual nonverbal snark look with his eyebrows.

* "Hallowen Bear" - Bear finds Tutter in an excavator's costume inside his pumpkin, though he says that it's not a costume, just what he normally wears for a pumpkin dig. He continues that he loves digging pumpkins, that you might say he "digs" them. He then chuckles at his own joke, "Get it?! I dig 'em!" Bear turns to the audience with usual nonverbal snark look.

* The episode "Clear as a Bell" kicks off with Tutter having lost his voice, so Bear hands him a bell to ding in case the mouse needs anything. Thing is, Tutter dings the bell repeatedly three separate times, first to request a cup of water, the second time to add a straw, and finally to thank Bear. The third time, Bear is fully out of the kitchen and when the bell is rung again, Bear pops his head back into frame with an expression that just ''screams'' "What the hell does he want now?" Even funnier is how Bear doesn't say a word while walking to Tutter until he reaches him and utters, "Yes?"

* The episode "Clear as a Bell" kicks off with Tutter having lost his voice, so Bear hands him a bell to ding in case the mouse needs anything. Thing is, Tutter dings the bell repeatedly three separate times, first to request a cup of water, the second time to add a straw, and finally to thank Bear. The third time, Bear is fully out of the kitchen and when the bell is rung again, Bear pops his head back into frame with an expression that just ''screams'' "What the hell does he want now?"

--->'''Tutter''': (''to Bear and others'') And I don't mind saying, they can be a real pain! ... [[RightBehindMe Grandma!]]

* In "Call it a Day", Tutter is looking over his food and says, "So many carrots, so much bran", and then Bear sits down near the plates, so Tutter says, "So much Bear."

** In Part 1 of the same episode, Doc Hogg suddenly ducks into a movie theater playing his favorite film, ''[[Film/BenHur Ben-Hare]]''. Even funnier is that the scene shown parodies the famous chariot race sequence.

* In one shadow segment, there was a scene where a alligator eats a pair of blue-swede shoes!

-->'''Tutter''': (''incredulous'') He's sleepin'!

-->'''Bear''': [[Literature/TwasTheNightBeforeChristmas And not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.]]
* So much of the "When You've Got To Go!" episode, particularly the "Toileteers."

-->'''Bear''': Bath... room. Get it? It's the room where you take a bath, and, you know, other stuff.

* In one shadow segment, there was a scene where a alligator eats a pair of blue sweden shoes!

-->'''Tom Bergeron:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifVvxxx17R0#t=2m22s Bear, scientists say it's physically impossible to keep your eyes open when you do it. When you do what?]]\\

** In Part 1 of the same episode, Doc Hogg suddenly ducks into a movie theater playing his favorite film, ''[[Film/BenHur Bun-Hur]]''. Even funnier is that the scene shown parodies the famous chariot race sequence.

-->'''Tom Pergerton:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifVvxxx17R0#t=2m22s Bear, scientists say it's physically impossible to keep your eyes open when you do it. When you do what?]]\\

-->'''Ojo''': Oh, gee, Bear. Um, well, I hope this whole togetherness thing works for them too, 'cause, uh, we don't have any food.

-->'''Bear''': (''AsideGlance'') He's a genius, really.

'''Bear:''' [[TakeThat Watch C-SPAN!]] Have you seen it?

* Anything Bear said when he was on ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares'', ie. bluffing (for the question "What is impossible to do while keeping your eyes open?") that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifVvxxx17R0 it's impossible to watch C-SPAN and keep your eyes open]] (go to about 2:25 in the video).

-->'''Pop''': Bye, Tutter! (''whoosh'')

** The kids are bickering about holiday preparations. Bear sort of shouts out them a bit to try to get their attention, then sings a bit of the show theme to remind them that he's still there.

* In "The Tutter Family Reunion," Tutter's massive family has a reunion at the Big Blue House. Except that Tutter forgot to tell Bear that his extended family was quite so large and forgot to tell any of the other kids at all, resulting in mild confusion by Bear, and massive confusion from the latter...
-->'''Pop''': Tutter's family...
-->'''Pip''' and '''Pop''': is everywhere! Look! (''pan cut to several mice playing pirates in the bathtub'')
* Later, this comment from Tutter as a good baker's dozen or so mice or so are playing in the kitchen.
-->'''Tutter''': It's a pity so few could make it.
* Tutter himself finally starts getting annoyed with his own family.
-->'''Tutter''': (''to Bear and others'') And I don't mind saying, they can be a real pain! ... [[RightBehindMe Grandma!]]

-->'''Tutter''': All these riches are mine! Mine, I say! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!