History Funny / BatmanVsTheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

'''Batgirl''': Cool - that Donnie had on his T-Phone, I've whipped up a retromutagen.\\

** Before then, when Batman introduces him to the Turtles. He has to calm down by telling himself to think about his retirement and places where turtles don't talk and clowns are funny.

-->'''Harley Quinn:''' Ya damn straight! (''mutters to herself'') Eight years of college, a three year residency, and he says ''[[DudeWheresMyRespect “Nurse”]]''!

-->'''Mikey:''' Okay, bros, I broke it down! Awesome: [[BuffySpeak little bat throwin' things]], [[CoolCar cool car]], [[TheCowl sweet bat hat]]. Not awesome: kicked our butts, maybe evil, [[BadassBaritone mean voice]].

** Then, when Mikey is tossed onto Don;\\
'''Don:''' Nice of you to join us.\\

* How does Michaelangelo manage to subdue Robin? By ''sitting'' on him.

* Harley, while still locked up, calls Shredder over, pretending she has something important to say. Turns out she just wanted to use his reflective faceplate to check her makeup.
-->'''Shredder''': I ''hate'' Gotham...
* Commissioner Gordon complains about the usual [[StealthHiBye disappearing act]] and complains that no one lets him actually finish a sentence. But then Mikey reveals that he himself hasn't left yet and nearly gives Gordon a heart attack!
** Before then, when Batman introduces him to the Turtles. He has to calm down by telling himself to think about his retirement and places where turtles don't talk and clowns are funny.
* The Joker calls for his nurse to administer the "new medicine" to Batman's Rogues Gallery, but Harley Quinn absolutely ''refuses'' to until he specifically refers to her as ''Dr.'' Harley Quinn.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Harleen Quinzel had legitimately earned a Ph.D in psychiatry before meeting Joker.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' Ya damn straight! (''mutters to herself'') Eight years of college, a three year residency, and he says ''[[DudeWheresMyRespect “Nurse”]]''!
* Bane attempts the Bat Breaker on Donatello but fails and [[DidntThinkThisThrough hurts himself]] due to the extremely hard shell.
* Raphael and Robin doing some cool jumps on a couple of stairs, while Mikey trips and the cool music stops while he tries to get up.
* Mutated Poison Ivy being unable to reach Raph, Mikey, and Robin due to her roots being firmly stuck to the ground. Honestly hearing her just struggling trying to reach them is adorable.
** This ends with the three simply staying close to the walls, then calmly walking out a nearby door.

* After Batman is returned back to normal, Mutated Joker tries to slither away, only to come face-to-face with Batgirl, who promptly ''kicks all of his teeth out'' and then proceeds to take a selfie with him.
* Doubles as an awesome moment, but Leonardo getting the upper hand over Ra's Al Ghul via GroinAttack is something to behold.
** It's also funny because it's a nice ShutUpHannibal to Ra's' EvilGloating: He has been alive for hundreds of years and studied every form of martial arts known to man to become an expert... but he never expected his [[StatingTheSimpleSolution opponent to just kick him in the nuts.]]
** Right after this, Leo jumps to his feet while Ra's is in pain, and gives his own boast before knocking Ra's out with some PressurePoint strikes, stating "Well, ''I'm'' sixteen, and I learned ''this'' from a rat!"
* While it does hold a lot of significance in the climax, the fact that Batman says "cowabunga" in a deadpan way is worth a chuckle. Especially given the fact it ''completely'' takes Shredder off guard as if he's as blindsided by it as the audience.
** This is a perfect setup for Shredder to get shell-checked by Raphael, who sails past shouting "In your dumb face, Shred-Head!" Even better? The way he's holding his sai looks for all the world like he's FLIPPING OL' TIN GRIN THE BIRD.
* Toward the beginning of the movie, as Batman is investigating the mysterious ninja clan on his turf on the Bat computer, Alfred brings him some coffee... in a bright blue Superman S-Shield emblazoned mug. The fact that neither character brings any attention to the thing somehow makes it funnier.

* Upon entering Arkham Asylum, Batman instructs the group to split up. He then coldly informs them all (particularly the turtles) that the asylum is basically a maze, there are hostages to rescue, and the inmates are easily the most dangerous criminals Gotham has ever faced. He then pauses, turns, and walks away.
-->'''Donatello''': I was kind of expecting a pep talk.\\
'''Robin''': That ''was'' the pep talk.\\
'''Batgirl''': ...go team.

* The random Foot ninja turned into a T-Rex. At first, it seems like a case of NightmareFuel when his mouth is stuffed full of cures for the ooze mutation and he starts bulging and swelling alarmingly all over, but quickly becomes funny when he reverts to human, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny with only his mask remaining.]]

'''Alfred''': [=*sigh*=] That's not how that works.

'''Alfred''': [=*sigh*=] That's not how it works.

--> '''Mikey''': [[ShoutOut YOU do machines, I'M the party dude.]]

* Bane tries to perform the Bat-Breaker on Donatello... and promptly crushes his knee against Donatello's shell.

* Bane attempts the Bat Breaker on Donatello but fails and [[RealityEnsues hurts himself]] due to the extremely hard shell.

* The Joker calls for his nurse to administer the "new medicine" to Batman's Rogues Gallery, but Harley Quinn absolutely ''refuses'' to until he specifically refers to her as ''Dr.'' Harley Quinn.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Harleen Quinzel had legitimately earn a Ph.D in psychiatry before meeting Joker.[[/labelnote]]

* The Joker calls for his nurse to administer the "new medicine" to Batman's Rogues Gallery, but Harley Quinn absolutely ''refuses'' to until he specifically refers to her as ''Dr.'' Harley Quinn.

* Alfred's Deadpan Snarker "Oh no" right before Mikey slams into him, sending pizza flying everywhere.

** As part of a CallBack during the end of the movie, Batman invites the team for two words:

* The entire bit where Donnie and Batgirl are finishing the retromutagen, and Batgirl's aversion to the word "ooze."

'''Batgirl''': Really!? Ugh, I do not like that word. Ooze. ''blegh'' Gross.\\

{{Beat}}\\

--> '''Batgirl''': Raz obviously has plans for the mutagen ''your'' Shredder brought into the city.
--> '''Donnie''': Ooze. We call it ooze.
--> '''Batgirl''': Really!? Ugh, I do not like that word. Ooze. ''blegh'' Gross.
--> ...
--> '''Batgirl''': With the info Donnie - I can call you that, right?
--> '''Donnie''': By all means.
--> '''Batgirl''': Cool - that Donnie had on his T-Phone, I've whipped up a retromutagen.
--> '''Donnie''': Anti-ooze!
--> '''Batgirl''': Not gonna call it that - that will reverse the effects of the...stuff.
--> '''Raphael''': You're gonna want to get that anti-ooze away from this happily mutated turtle.
--> '''Donnie''': Don't worry. It'll only work on someone who's been mutated in the last twelve hours. After that, the DNA changes are baked in.
--> '''Batgirl''': Yeah, although maybe worry a ''little'', because it's untested. Right now, there's a, I'm gonna say, fooouuurty percent chance of leeethal side effects...
--> ''{{Beat}}''
--> '''Robin''': I agree with the turtle. Go stand over there.

* The random Foot ninja turned into a T-Rex. At first, it seems like a case of NightmareFuel when [[spoiler: his mouth is stuffed full of cures for the ooze mutation and he starts bulging and swelling alarmingly all over]], but quickly becomes funny when [[spoiler: he reverts to human, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny with only his mask remaining.]]]]

--> '''Batgirl''': Yeah, although maybe worry a ''little'', cuz it's untested. Right now, there's a, I'm gonna say, fooouuurty percent chance of leeethal side effects...