History Funny / BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold

* Kanjar Ro is all set to teleport a massive bomb to Rann while his cronies fight off Adam Strange. Only things go awry when he winds up teleporting himself, the bomb, and the fight to various other planets until he just sits with a defeated look on his face pushing the button again and again until they make it to Rann. And then comes the end of the fight where a stray dog that got caught up in the fun bites him letting Strange put a stop to him!

-->'''Batman:''' (*in a squeaky high-pitched voice*) "Your time will come, evildoer!"\\

--->'''Aquaman:''' (Gunshots in the distance) Because, my precious coral, Gotham City is one of the continent's oldest and most historic surface settlements. It's a center of world art, culture, and commerce. (woman screams) Windows up!

* Remember how funny it was when Joker teamed up with Batman? Well "Joker: The Vile and the Villainous" has Joker in Batman's shoes teaming up with other villains. Complete with his own Joker-fied versions of Batman's gadgets. And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knJeCTBfWWY his own version of the theme song]].

** Later in the episode: "Darling, I don't have to answer to you. I'm Batman!"
*** Capped by Batgirl's reaction: "Did she just call you 'darling?'"

** "Because I'm Batman, darling." Enough said.

** "Apparently, my center of gravity is now much.... [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar higher]]."

** Speaking of the bathroom, the Jay Garrick Flash keeps having to go. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar He's apparently having prostate issues]].

* The ''SugarWiki/{{a|wesomeMusic}}mazing'' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMnJNjo2SGg Birds of Prey]]" song is a hilarious master class in GettingCrapPastTheRadar... by ''[[RefugeInAudacity barely disguising it at all]].''

*** Made even better by Catwoman's two henchmen looking at each other like, [[DatingCatwoman yeah, we know how this is going to turn out]].

** The entire episode is [[AscendedMeme chock full]] of Website/{{Superdickery}} references. My favorite, though:

*** Or there's the part earlier where Batman is talking to Lois about Superman's strange behavior. She [[{{Flashback}} Flashes Back]] to Supes having a barbecue on the beach with Lana Lang, telling Lois "It serves you right Lois, after all those love schemes you tried to get me to marry you!" What really sells the moment is when we cut back to the present and Lois quickly says [[BlatantLies "I have no idea what he was talking about."]]

*** And just before that, Mxy's going nuts turning Jimmy into all sorts of weird versions of himself, all of which are taken from old comic covers-- from "Bizarro Jimmy No. 1" to him getting married to a gorilla.

* Lex throws a hunk of kryptonite at Superman. Superman redirects it into the lead-lined sewer. Owned.
** And before Lex pulls it out, Supes gives a very bored "[[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Here it comes...]]"

* The ''SugarWiki/{{a|wesomeMusic}}mazing'' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXDwbBimaAA Birds of Prey]]" song is a hilarious master class in GettingCrapPastTheRadar... by ''[[RefugeInAudacity barely disguising it at all]].''

--> '''Atom''': "Well, I hope you called the most intelligent and quick-witted hero you could find!"
--> (Door opens)
--> '''[[LargeHam AQUAMAN]]''': "Sorry I'm late, old chums!"
--> '''Atom''': "We're doomed."

** And let's not forget Plastic Man's [[HelloNurse reaction]] to Catwoman!
*** And just as funny is Catwoman's angry, almost disgusted response upon seeing that he's not the real Batman, because the reason she got her new outfit in the first place was specifically to get [[HelloNurse that reaction]] from Batman himself.

--> "So, you think you're tough, huh? Do ya, punk?! Well, you don't know who you're dealing with! I am Doctor Ryan Choi, and you are going down!" ''(his "opponent" is revealed to be a chalkboard full of calculus equations; he adds a minus sign to one)'' "Ha! How do you like that?! I JUST INVERTED YOUR EXPONENTIAL INTEGRAL!" ''(adds a minus sign to another equation)'' "Does it hurt?!" ''(pelvic thrusts)''

-->'''Batman:''' (about the random wormhole the suit is making) Has this sort of thing happened before?
-->''(flash back to Blue Beetle [[CatUpATree rescuing a cat from a tree]]; his arm suddenly turns into razor blades that shred all the leaves off the tree and the cat jumps down and attacks him)''
-->'''Blue Beetle:''' (quickly) No!

'''Batman:''' ''(busy hacking into Calculator's computer)'' No.\\

* The entirety of "Time Out For Vengeance!". Somebody tries to wipe out every Batman in history... and it's both [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]] and funny, because there's not only present day Batman, there's Cave-Batman, Pirate-Batman, Gladiator-Batman and Robo-Batman. And then they team up with each other. It's every bit as awesome as it sounds.

'''Batman:''' ''No.''\\

** Or that wonderful speech Blue Beetle gives to the little squishy aliens in the first episode, ending on the triumphant note: "NOW WRAP IT UP!!!"
*** Jaime fawning over Huntress is his funniest non-suit related moment.

* Katrina in Batman's body in "The Criss Cross Conspiracy!". By avoiding the VoicesAreMental shtick, we get to hear Batman say such lines as, "[[DoesThisMakeMeLookFat Does this suit make my butt look big?]]" and all in all acting even more {{camp}}y than [[Series/{{Batman}} the 60s Batman]].

* Plastic Man's warped sense of history in ''Cry Freedom Fighters,'' followed by him reviving Uncle Sam by leading everyone in a muddled version of ''Yankee Doodle,'' complete with [[FloowTheBouncingBall bouncing ball onscreen lyrics]]. The writers must have realized how {{Narm}}y the moment would have been if it wasn't played for laughs, so they really went all out on it.

* Plastic Man's warped sense of history in ''Cry Freedom Fighters,'' followed by him reviving Uncle Sam by leading everyone in a muddled version of ''Yankee Doodle,'' complete with bouncing ball onscreen lyrics. The writers must have realized how {{Narm}}y the moment would have been if it wasn't played for laughs, so they really went all out on it.

* Almost everything Ice says in Darkseid Descending.

** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Can't talk nowSkiing ninjas.... with lasers!!!"]]