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--->'''Film Brain:''' ...[[BoringInvincibleHero a much shorter movie]].
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--->'''Film Brain:''' ...[[BoringInvincibleHero a much shorter movie]].movie.
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* The bit when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.
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* The bit when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Website/ChannelAwesome logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.
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* This is how the review opens:
-->'''Film Brain:''' Today, I review a piece of shit!\\
'''o_o:''' ''([[FauxHorrific high pitched scream]])''
-->'''Film Brain:''' Today, I review a piece of shit!\\
'''o_o:''' ''([[FauxHorrific high pitched scream]])''
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--->(leans directly into camera) THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!
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-->See? No sound.
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* This echoes, zooming out progressively and progressively further, until we get a full picture of Earth, at which point the audio goes completely mute.
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--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if Creator/StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''Film/SeraphimFalls''.
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--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if Creator/StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's Creator/PierceBrosnan's role in ''Film/SeraphimFalls''.
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* "I think the sight of Harrison Ford chowing down on a donut mid-coitus has put me off sex for life."
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* "I think the sight of Harrison Ford Creator/HarrisonFord chowing down on a donut mid-coitus has put me off sex for life."
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* His reactions to the heavy-handed foreshadowing at the end of the film:
-->"We get it, James [Wong, director of the film, as well as the first ''Final Destination'' film]! ... We really, ''really'' get it this time! ... We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
-->"We get it, James [Wong, director of the film, as well as the first ''Final Destination'' film]! ... We really, ''really'' get it this time! ... We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
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* His reactions to the heavy-handed foreshadowing {{Foreshadowing}} at the end of the film:
-->"We get it, James [Wong, director of the film, as well as the first''Final Destination'' ''Film/FinalDestination'' film]! ... We really, ''really'' get it this time! ... We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
-->"We get it, James [Wong, director of the film, as well as the first
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* His impression of LaurenceOlivier's ridiculous overacting, wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.
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* His impression of LaurenceOlivier's Creator/LaurenceOlivier's ridiculous overacting, wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.
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[[folder:ChristmasWithTheKranks]]
* When ''ChristmasWithTheKranks'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''Film/JingleAllTheWay'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] voice.
* When ''ChristmasWithTheKranks'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''Film/JingleAllTheWay'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] voice.
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* When
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--> Let's see...[[Film/PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!
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--> Let's see...[[Film/PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...Film/ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!
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--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''SeraphimFalls''.
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--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if StevenSeagal Creator/StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''SeraphimFalls''.''Film/SeraphimFalls''.
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* A meteor fragment causes a tsunami in Hong Kong and Film Brain provides alternate subtitles for the characters:
-->'''"Wife":''' What's happening?
-->'''"Husband":''' It's the stock footage! It's coming right at us!
-->''The wife panics and grabs the baby. Cut to the husband looking at the dog, who is whining with concern.''
-->'''Film Brain:''' No! Not the puppy!
-->'''"Wife":''' What's happening?
-->'''"Husband":''' It's the stock footage! It's coming right at us!
-->''The wife panics and grabs the baby. Cut to the husband looking at the dog, who is whining with concern.''
-->'''Film Brain:''' No! Not the puppy!
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-->"We get it, James! [the director] We really, ''really'' get it this time! We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
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-->"We get it, James! [the director] James [Wong, director of the film, as well as the first ''Final Destination'' film]! ... We really, ''really'' get it this time! time! ... We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
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* "My director gives me a cookie whenever I say my lines creepily!" *Noms a cookie* And later...
-->'''Boy:''' We're all going to die...
-->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE! * Nom*
-->'''Boy:''' We're all going to die...
-->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE! * Nom*
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* Film Brain as CreepyChild Michael Greene: "My director gives me a cookie whenever I say my lines creepily!" *Noms ''(puts a cookie* cookie in his mouth)''
** And later...
-->'''Boy:''' -->'''Michael:''' ''(emotionless)'' We're all going to die...
die.
-->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE!* Nom*''(puts another one in his mouth)''
** And later...
-->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE!
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* His rant at Luther for being resentful about not going on his cruise even though his daughter has come home for Christmas:
"You know what, I think you ''should'' be left on an island, all by yourself! Enjoy the palm trees jackass!"
"You know what, I think you ''should'' be left on an island, all by yourself! Enjoy the palm trees jackass!"
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* His rant at Luther for being resentful about not going on his cruise even though his daughter has come home for Christmas:
Christmas: "You know what, I think you ''should'' be left on an island, all by yourself! Enjoy the palm trees jackass!"
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* His rant at Luther for being resentful about not going on his cruise even though his daughter has come home for Christmas:
"You know what, I think you ''should'' be left on an island, all by yourself! Enjoy the palm trees jackass!"
"You know what, I think you ''should'' be left on an island, all by yourself! Enjoy the palm trees jackass!"
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-->'''Film Brain:''' He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the ColdWar, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!
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-->'''Film Brain:''' He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the ColdWar, UsefulNotes/ColdWar, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!
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"We get it, James!" [the director]
"We really, ''really'' get it this time!"
"We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
"We really, ''really'' get it this time!"
"We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
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--> Let's see...[[PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!
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--> Let's see...[[PulpFiction [[Film/PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!
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* His reactions to the heavy-handed foreshadowing at the end of the film:
"We get it, James!" [the director]
"We really, ''really'' get it this time!"
"We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
"We get it, James!" [the director]
"We really, ''really'' get it this time!"
"We really, really, ''really'' get it!"
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[[folder:TheAdventuresOfPlutoNash]]
* His rebuttal to a scene in which a speaker is heard playing from an oncoming car:
--->(leans directly into camera) THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!
* This echoes, zooming out progressively and progressively further, until we get a full picture of Earth, at which point the audio goes completely mute.
-->See? No sound.
* At one point, he goes on an [[MundaneMadeAwesome EPIC QUEST]] to try to understand a stupid joke about Salt Lake City.[[note]]It had to do with the city's reputation of being ridiculously uptight, which probably wouldn't be familiar to almost anyone outside {{Eagleland}} and some Americans to boot.[[/note]] After his computer freezes up, he runs halfway across town, threatens someone into letting him use their computer, looks the city up on Wikipedia, laughs... then says the joke wasn't funny and it wasn't worth it. All accompanied by the ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' theme.
* The scene where he rummages through a briefcase:
--> Let's see...[[PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Equilibrium]]
* The end of his review, where he summarizes the film in the style of Bum Reviews.
** '''[[PreciousPuppies PUPPIES!]]''' ♥ ♥ ♥
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Darkness Falls]]
* "My director gives me a cookie whenever I say my lines creepily!" *Noms a cookie* And later...
-->'''Boy:''' We're all going to die...
-->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE! * Nom*
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[[folder:Transmorphers]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ...I mean it's not like there's a ''sequel'' to it or any-
--> -*Boxart for ''Transmorphers: The Fall of Man'' is shown.
-->'''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]]...
* The bit when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.
* At one point, one of the robots threatens him for insulting its [[SpecialEffectFailure laughably bad special effects]].
* "[[DullSurprise Damn. I burnt the damn muffins.]]"
* The "Err" counter.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Err, I think, err, he might be, err, making up his lines as he, ehhh-fing goes along.
* This exchange:
-->'''Character:''' It rains up there 24/7.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Welcome to England! :D
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[[folder:OnDeadlyGround]]
* "Not my manly balls! Heeeeeee...."
* After Forrest sets a bunch of traps in the woods for the mercenaries after him:
--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''SeraphimFalls''.
--->''*montage of all the bad guys falling into traps and dying in ridiculous ways*''
--->'''Film Brain:''' ...[[BoringInvincibleHero a much shorter movie]].
* "Besides, [[TemptingFate do we really need to picture Seagal in a bikin]]- [[BrainBleach OH GOD! It hurts! It hurts!]]"
* TheStinger.
--->'''Forrest:''' Are you a man?
--->[[spoiler:'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*]]
* When the Eskimo dressed as a raven starts cawing, the look on Film Brain's face is ''priceless''. And it gets even better when he asks if someone spiked his tea.
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[[folder:Hollywood Homicide]]
* "I think the sight of Harrison Ford chowing down on a donut mid-coitus has put me off sex for life."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Final Destination 3]]
* After fluid starts leaking from the mechanism keeping the safety restraints in place on a rollercoaster:
-->Pssst! ''*leans in close* Rollercoasters don't work that way. ''[[ShownTheirWork They use air]].''
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[[folder:Meteor]]
* He points out the InformedWrongness of the film's [[StrawmanPolitical Strawman]].
-->'''General Adlon:''' I consider allowing the Russians to come into this center to be a grave error.
-->'''Film Brain:''' He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the ColdWar, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!
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[[folder:TheJazzSinger]]
* His impression of LaurenceOlivier's ridiculous overacting, wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.
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[[folder:ChristmasWithTheKranks]]
* When ''ChristmasWithTheKranks'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''Film/JingleAllTheWay'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] voice.
[[/folder]]
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[[folder:TheAdventuresOfPlutoNash]]
* His rebuttal to a scene in which a speaker is heard playing from an oncoming car:
--->(leans directly into camera) THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!
* This echoes, zooming out progressively and progressively further, until we get a full picture of Earth, at which point the audio goes completely mute.
-->See? No sound.
* At one point, he goes on an [[MundaneMadeAwesome EPIC QUEST]] to try to understand a stupid joke about Salt Lake City.[[note]]It had to do with the city's reputation of being ridiculously uptight, which probably wouldn't be familiar to almost anyone outside {{Eagleland}} and some Americans to boot.[[/note]] After his computer freezes up, he runs halfway across town, threatens someone into letting him use their computer, looks the city up on Wikipedia, laughs... then says the joke wasn't funny and it wasn't worth it. All accompanied by the ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' theme.
* The scene where he rummages through a briefcase:
--> Let's see...[[PulpFiction Vincent Vega's soul]]...a copy of ComingToAmerica...undies...hat...[[{{Squee}} haha]]! And (something grabs his hand) AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Equilibrium]]
* The end of his review, where he summarizes the film in the style of Bum Reviews.
** '''[[PreciousPuppies PUPPIES!]]''' ♥ ♥ ♥
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Darkness Falls]]
* "My director gives me a cookie whenever I say my lines creepily!" *Noms a cookie* And later...
-->'''Boy:''' We're all going to die...
-->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE! * Nom*
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[[folder:Transmorphers]]
* This gem:
-->'''Film Brain:''' ...I mean it's not like there's a ''sequel'' to it or any-
--> -*Boxart for ''Transmorphers: The Fall of Man'' is shown.
-->'''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]]...
* The bit when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.
* At one point, one of the robots threatens him for insulting its [[SpecialEffectFailure laughably bad special effects]].
* "[[DullSurprise Damn. I burnt the damn muffins.]]"
* The "Err" counter.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Err, I think, err, he might be, err, making up his lines as he, ehhh-fing goes along.
* This exchange:
-->'''Character:''' It rains up there 24/7.
-->'''Film Brain:''' Welcome to England! :D
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[[folder:OnDeadlyGround]]
* "Not my manly balls! Heeeeeee...."
* After Forrest sets a bunch of traps in the woods for the mercenaries after him:
--->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''SeraphimFalls''.
--->''*montage of all the bad guys falling into traps and dying in ridiculous ways*''
--->'''Film Brain:''' ...[[BoringInvincibleHero a much shorter movie]].
* "Besides, [[TemptingFate do we really need to picture Seagal in a bikin]]- [[BrainBleach OH GOD! It hurts! It hurts!]]"
* TheStinger.
--->'''Forrest:''' Are you a man?
--->[[spoiler:'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*]]
* When the Eskimo dressed as a raven starts cawing, the look on Film Brain's face is ''priceless''. And it gets even better when he asks if someone spiked his tea.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Hollywood Homicide]]
* "I think the sight of Harrison Ford chowing down on a donut mid-coitus has put me off sex for life."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Final Destination 3]]
* After fluid starts leaking from the mechanism keeping the safety restraints in place on a rollercoaster:
-->Pssst! ''*leans in close* Rollercoasters don't work that way. ''[[ShownTheirWork They use air]].''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Meteor]]
* He points out the InformedWrongness of the film's [[StrawmanPolitical Strawman]].
-->'''General Adlon:''' I consider allowing the Russians to come into this center to be a grave error.
-->'''Film Brain:''' He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the ColdWar, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!
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[[folder:TheJazzSinger]]
* His impression of LaurenceOlivier's ridiculous overacting, wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:ChristmasWithTheKranks]]
* When ''ChristmasWithTheKranks'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''Film/JingleAllTheWay'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] voice.
[[/folder]]
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