History Funny / BabylonFive

** If you listen carefully, you can actually hear someone start to [[SlowClap applaud]] before she turns around!

'''Londo''': Go be the ambassador to Babylon 5, they said. It will be an easy assignment. Ah, I hate my life.\\

-->'''Londo''': Go be the ambassador to Babylon 5, they said. It will be an easy assignment. Ah, I hate my life.\\
'''G'Kar''': So do I.\\

* Londo and G'Kar get stuck in a broken elevator for an entire episode. This is the cue for a VerySpecialEpisode about enemies [[EnemyMine reconciling their differences and working together]], right? Not so much. G'Kar decides to do nothing and hope Londo dies. He can't kill Londo himself, or the Centauri will retaliate by killing 500 Narns, including G'Kar's family. But this wouldn't be killing Londo, would it? G'Kar spends the whole episode giggling hysterically at Londo's desperation. Just at the end, as they hear the work crews and realize they'll be saved:

'''G'Kar:''' ...No. As the humans say: "Up yours, guy!" ''*continues giggling*''

'''Londo:''' [[PreemptiveShutUp ... Shut up.]]\\

'''Vir''': ... Cats!\\

'''Londo:''' [[PreemptiveShutUp Shut up]].\\
'''G'Kar:''' (''softly'') I didn't say anything...

'''Londo''': '''''Cats'''''. Being nibbled to death by '''''cats'''''.

-->'''Londo''': Everybody's cute. ''giggles'' Everybody's cute! Even me. But in purple ''(poses dramatically)''...I'm stunning! [''[[NonSequiturThud thud]]'']\\

--->'''LONDO:''' Do you know what the last Xon said, just before he died? [crosses his eyes, claps a hand to his chest, and mimics a scream of terror/pain]

-->'''Londo''': ''*To insect on end of sword*'' HA HA! There, you see! This will teach you to... Trifle with a Centauri, you triple-damned... ''*Examines it closer*'' You know that... You know that you are smaller than I thought you were?\\

-->''**Later in the episode**''

--->'''Londo:''' Here. Look. ''(gestures at framed photos)'' These are my three wives: Pestilence, Famine, and Death. Do you think I married them for their personalities? Their personalities could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages. Every one. But they worked out, they inspired me! Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what keeps me here — 75 light-years away!\\
'''Vir''': ''(glances at photos. ScareChord.)''

-->'''Londo:''' Where he goes, I go. [''to G'Kar''] Don't worry. Even one as arrogant as this would not take it upon himself to imprison his own prime minister.\\

'''Londo:''' [[PreemptiveShutUp Shut. Up]].\\
'''G'Kar:''' ''softly'' I didn't say anything...

** More from Vir: He and a slightly inebriated Londo have just finished a discussion on the rigours of Fate. As Londo leaves, Vir notices his unfinished drink, takes a sip, nods, then down the rest of the glass. As he stands up straight to leave... [[http://i.imgur.com/DNhiUC3.gif He passes out then and there.]]

* Season 3 Episode 20 "And The Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place". Delenn's [[CultureClash shock]] is understandable after John explains his, "you have to think like the enemy in order to beat the enemy" line of reasoning. Her taking his hand and dragging him out of the War Room like an exasperated mother. All while he protests weakly, arguing they need to capatalize on his EurekaMoment. Delenn however, just isn't having any of it.

-->'''Vir''': (covering his ears) "That noise, that DREADFUL noise, what is it?"
'''Londo''': (tersely but in complete agreement) "NARN OPERA!"
-->'''Vir''': You could always...apologize.\\

* From "Geometry of Shadows," we get this lovely exchange after Londo is cyber-cursed by a Technomage.

--> '''Delenn''': Now tell me of home, Lennier. I have been away far too long.\\

-->'''Minbari:''' Because we are the same, you may ask your questions...\\

-->'''Minbari:''' Because we are the same, you may ask your questions...\\

-->'''Sheridan:''' How can it be "unauthorized"? According to Earth Central Records, ''he'' (Gestures to Mr. Morden on the screen) is supposed to be dead!\\

-->'''Garibaldi:''' (riding a motorbike ''much'' too small for his size) Sorry, I got here as fast as I could!\\

-->'''Draal:''' On my first day here, I was annoyed to find a bug crawling on my nose. ({{Beat}}) I almost blew up Babylon 51! (Corpses)\\

-->'''Londo:''' (comes into the scene from offscreen, head in-frame) Are you smoking more and enjoying it less?

-->'''Sheridan:''' Babylon Control to ''Roanoke'', your ship is out of control, let us... (Bruce breaks character) Let me do it again. Run around again. (Crew members start chattering offscreen and Bruce talks to an extra getting back to his starting mark) Hurry up! COME ON, THERE'S A '''WAR''' GOING ON! COME ON!

-->'''Delenn:''' Then the council should be '''broken!'''\\

** During filming of "In the Shadow of Z'Ha'Dum, Bruce Boxleitner talking about Morden's status as a survivor of a ship that was lost with all hands got a bit of a FunnyBackgroundEvent:

** Though it sort of becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment when you consider that [[Creator/JerryDoyle Garibaldi's actor]] subscribed to the same kind of right-wing conspiracy rhetoric as the guard. Well, that, or it becomes even funnier, [[{{Irony}} considering.]]

** Followed by Neroon ''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughing his ass off]].''

'''Londo:''' Ducats? (Pronounced DOO-kats)\\
'''Garibaldi:''' Ducats. (Pronounced DUCK-its)\\

--->'''Sheridan:''' Your government neglected to tell me your name. How should I refer to you when we're alone?

* During the season 4 episode "Into the Fire". Lorien and Ivanova make a rather impressive comedic duo. Like after he gives Ivonova a IceCreamKoan, and the pair give each other the side eye before an exasperated Ivanova walks off.