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--> '''Taskmaster:''' You’re like me, Frank. Realistic. We never tried to take over the world or make Iron Man kiss our feet in Times Square. We were happy gettin' rich. Living large … I'm usually taking orders from immortal Nazis or government spooks. Train this spider-chick. Kill that sheikh. Show me how to throw a billy club like Daredevil, and hey, can I pay you ''after'' they make me emperor of Newark?

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--> '''Taskmaster:''' You’re -->'''Taskmaster:''' You're like me, Frank. Realistic. We never tried to take over the world or make Iron Man kiss our feet in Times Square. We were happy gettin' rich. Living large … I'm usually taking orders from immortal Nazis or government spooks. Train this spider-chick. Kill that sheikh. Show me how to throw a billy club like Daredevil, and hey, can I pay you ''after'' they make me emperor of Newark?



--> '''Osborn:''' You're being transferred to a state that sorely needs your leadership skills. Your home state in fact.
--> ''Cuts to Gravity at an airport, where the CListFodder ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers are excitedly waiting for him.''
--> '''Flatman:''' There he is! Gravity! Over here!
--> '''Squirrel Girl:''' This is gonna be so great.
--> '''Gravity:''' ''(sotto voice)'' It's just a nightmare. I'll wake up any second now. Please?

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--> '''Osborn:''' -->'''Osborn:''' You're being transferred to a state that sorely needs your leadership skills. Your home state in fact.
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fact.\\
''Cuts to Gravity at an airport, where the CListFodder ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers are excitedly waiting for him.''
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'''Flatman:''' There he is! Gravity! Over here!
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here!\\
'''Squirrel Girl:''' This is gonna be so great.
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great.\\
'''Gravity:''' ''(sotto voice)'' It's just a nightmare. I'll wake up any second now. Please?



--> '''Dragon Master:''' I- I have to prepare them in one of my special cauldrons first -
--> '''Taskmaster:''' Son, that's not a super power, that's ''home economics!''

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--> '''Dragon -->'''Dragon Master:''' I- I have to prepare them in one of my special cauldrons first -
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'''Taskmaster:''' Son, that's not a super power, that's ''home economics!''economics!''
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* Cloud 9 is introduced being chased by War Machine and several Air Force jets for flying without FAA approval. While trying to escape, she nervously mutters that this is way worse than driving her mom's car without permission.

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* The teenaged Cloud 9 is introduced being chased by War Machine and several Air Force jets for flying (on a cloud with her superpowers) without FAA approval. While trying to escape, she nervously mutters that this is way worse than driving her mom's car without permission.



* Taskmaster takes a phone call from Norman Osborn and claims that he's welcome to inspect the base for any unprofessionalism. It's then revealed that he's surrounded by meta humans drinking, brawling and pole-dancing, and he has to make up an excuse when Osborn hears noise from the party.

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* Taskmaster takes a phone call from Norman Osborn and claims that he's welcome to inspect the base for any unprofessionalism. It's then revealed that he's surrounded by meta humans metahumans drinking, brawling brawling, and pole-dancing, and he has to make up an excuse when Osborn hears noise from the party.
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* Taskmaster's ThisIsGonnaSuck moment when he's ordered to invade Asgard has some decent BlackComedy.

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* Taskmaster's ThisIsGonnaSuck moment when he's ordered to invade Asgard has some decent BlackComedy.BlackComedy.
* Taskmaster's DrillSergeantNasty routine with a bunch of new recruits, when he calls out Dragon Master for a demonstration of his ability to summon dragons.
--> '''Dragon Master:''' I- I have to prepare them in one of my special cauldrons first -
--> '''Taskmaster:''' Son, that's not a super power, that's ''home economics!''
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It was Ms. Marvel back then. Their Captain Marvel (discounting how he left early on) was Noh-Varr.


* Karla Sofen, as the new Captain Marvel, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny gets her uniform slashed by Tigra, exposing her cleavage in front of several paparazzi.]] She then angrily tells Osborn to chase Tigra himself and grumbles about she had a perfectly good metal-plated costume before being forced to dress as Captain Marvel.

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* Karla Sofen, as the new Captain Ms. Marvel, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny gets her uniform slashed by Tigra, exposing her cleavage in front of several paparazzi.]] She then angrily tells Osborn to chase Tigra himself and grumbles about she had a perfectly good metal-plated costume before being forced to dress as Captain Ms. Marvel.
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Just to clarify who "Frank" is down there.


* Taskmaster gets an introspective, yet funny, rant about how frustrating it's been being SurroundedByIdiots in the past.

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* Taskmaster gets an introspective, yet funny, rant with Constrictor about how frustrating it's been being SurroundedByIdiots in the past.
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* Taskmaster takes a phone call from Norman Osborn and claims that he's welcome to inspect the base for any unprofessionalism. It's then revealed that he's surrounded by meta humans drinking, brawling and pole-dancing, and he has to make a LameExcuse when Osborn hears noise from the party.

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* Taskmaster takes a phone call from Norman Osborn and claims that he's welcome to inspect the base for any unprofessionalism. It's then revealed that he's surrounded by meta humans drinking, brawling and pole-dancing, and he has to make a LameExcuse up an excuse when Osborn hears noise from the party.

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* Henry Gyrich versus [[TheScrappy Sally Floyd]]. Gyrich loses, both times.

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* Cloud 9 is introduced being chased by War Machine and several Air Force jets for flying without FAA approval. While trying to escape, she nervously mutters that this is way worse than driving her mom's car without permission.
* Henry Gyrich versus [[TheScrappy [[ImmoralJournalist Sally Floyd]]. Gyrich loses, both times.

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* Gyrich describing the usual means of getting superpowers (lab accidents, time-warps, radiation) as "the way God intented (for people to get superpowers)"

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* Gyrich describing the usual means of getting superpowers (lab accidents, time-warps, radiation) as "the way God intented intended (for people to get superpowers)"superpowers)."
* Taskmaster takes a phone call from Norman Osborn and claims that he's welcome to inspect the base for any unprofessionalism. It's then revealed that he's surrounded by meta humans drinking, brawling and pole-dancing, and he has to make a LameExcuse when Osborn hears noise from the party.
* Karla Sofen, as the new Captain Marvel, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny gets her uniform slashed by Tigra, exposing her cleavage in front of several paparazzi.]] She then angrily tells Osborn to chase Tigra himself and grumbles about she had a perfectly good metal-plated costume before being forced to dress as Captain Marvel.
* Taskmaster gets an introspective, yet funny, rant about how frustrating it's been being SurroundedByIdiots in the past.
--> '''Taskmaster:''' You’re like me, Frank. Realistic. We never tried to take over the world or make Iron Man kiss our feet in Times Square. We were happy gettin' rich. Living large … I'm usually taking orders from immortal Nazis or government spooks. Train this spider-chick. Kill that sheikh. Show me how to throw a billy club like Daredevil, and hey, can I pay you ''after'' they make me emperor of Newark?
* Gravity gets ReassignedToAntarctica in a particularly hilarious fashion. Osborn's SugaryMalice build-up to it helps a lot.
--> '''Osborn:''' You're being transferred to a state that sorely needs your leadership skills. Your home state in fact.
--> ''Cuts to Gravity at an airport, where the CListFodder ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers are excitedly waiting for him.''
--> '''Flatman:''' There he is! Gravity! Over here!
--> '''Squirrel Girl:''' This is gonna be so great.
--> '''Gravity:''' ''(sotto voice)'' It's just a nightmare. I'll wake up any second now. Please?
* Taskmaster's ThisIsGonnaSuck moment when he's ordered to invade Asgard has some decent BlackComedy.
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Moving from YMMV page

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* Henry Gyrich versus [[TheScrappy Sally Floyd]]. Gyrich loses, both times.
* Gyrich describing the usual means of getting superpowers (lab accidents, time-warps, radiation) as "the way God intented (for people to get superpowers)"

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