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* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext We cut to the scene of]] [[NakedOnArrival a naked]], [[HeroicBuild muscular man]] [[BadassBeard in a beard]] [[SwordAndSandal fighting inhuman monsters…]]"

* Linkara starts his review of a comic about The Kool-Aid Man with a horrified "WHY???"

--> '''Linkara:''' Free will? Load of Malarkey, you're just born evil. ''(beat)'' This is my CLUE STICK!!! ''(proceeds to hit the screen)''

* [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Thank You Monitor!]] [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle But Ray Palmer Is In Another Castle!]]

* "[[ComicBook/LukeCageHeroForHire Sweet Christmas,]] foo'."

* "Lots of people see things when they're on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I see Bea Arthur!" *[[BeatPanel beat]]* "You should probably forget I said that."

'''Linkara:''' ''(as Hippolyta)'' Where is Gail Simone?! I need someone who actually ''knows'' how to write my character!

-->'''Nostalgia Chick:''' And you're too late to stop the bomb... in my pants.

* Reading Frank Miller's descriptions of Vicki Vale in a deep voice. Complete with a [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer caption assuring us that this is the actual script]].

'''Linkara:''' Lewis Lovhaug. Comic book reviewer. Bearing the pain of this comic.

* Linkara's giggling in response to Dick's "[[HilariousInHindsight lameass Clint Eastwood impersonation]]" line, before playing a quick ''Film/BatmanBegins'' montage.

* About ComicBook/{{Magneto}}'s second kinda-FaceHeelTurn: [[SortingAlgorithmOfDeadness “However, as is the case with]] [[ContinuitySnarl comic continuity]], [[ComicBook/XMen Magneto]] [[HesJustHiding supposedly died]], [[FirstLawOfResurrection but then it turns out]] [[MagnificentBastard that he just]] [[FakingTheDead faked his death]] [[MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning by impersonating a new character,]] [[EvilAllAlong and it was all some]] [[EvilPlan plan to]] TakeOverTheWorld [[MotiveDecay and engage in]] [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocritical]] [[MotiveDecay acts before he's]] [[ComicBookDeath killed again]], [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle but then it turns out it's not really him]], [[TheRealRemingtonSteele and-the-character-he-made-up-was-actually-a-real-person-who's-still-alive-]][[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle so-Magneto-was-actually-some-guy-impersonating-another-guy-impersonating-Magneto."]] (''*StunnedSilence*'') "And [[Creator/DCComics comic]] [[Creator/MarvelComics companies]] ''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint wonder]]'' [[ContinuityLockOut why it's so hard for new readers to get into comics!"]]

* The title card for the first part of the comic parodies [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner a Road Runner cartoon]]: Monarch chases after Linkara (who is holding in his arms a smitten Harley Quinn, who hugs him) across a desert while holding a knife and fork. They are even shown with [[BinomiumRidiculus mock Latin names]]: Linkara is known as "Comicus Criticus" and Monarch is known as "Villainus Lamus".

'''Linkara:''' ''(waving his gun around haphazardly)'' ''[[OrphanedPunchline ...AND ROLL OVER THEIR FETID CARCASSES FOR THAT IDIOTIC IDEA!!]]''. So, back to our story...

** His mourning version of convoy.

* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s list of people that are better suited to fight Godzilla than Charles Barkley includes: Creator/BruceCampbell, Creator/MrT, Creator/JamesEarlJones, Creator/KevinSmith, Creator/JohnnyDepp, WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, Creator/ChuckNorris, Advertising/SegataSanshiro, Creator/MikeTyson, Creator/SeanConnery and the Kool Aid Guy.

* Linkara's list of people that are better suited to fight Godzilla than Charles Barkley includes: Creator/BruceCampbell, Creator/MrT, Creator/JamesEarlJones, Creator/KevinSmith, Creator/JohnnyDepp, WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, Creator/ChuckNorris, Advertising/SegataSanshiro, Creator/MikeTyson, Creator/SeanConnery and the Kool Aid Guy.

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'''Batman:''' ''(in the present)'' --[[TwoScenesOneDialogue that]] [[Film/TheMarkOfZorro Zorro]] movie.\\

** "Can someone please tell me what emotion Batman is expressing with that line? Confusion? Irony? Sadness? Anger? Acceptance? ''Disgust?! Surprise?! Anticipation?! Contempt?! Awe?! Disappointment?! Shame?! Sympathy?! RAGE?!'' Oh, wait, that's me. ''Agony?! Frustration?! APATHY?!'' It's apathy, isn't it? ''-sighs-'' Okay, you don't care, Batman, so we don't either."

-->'''Linkara:''' For the love of Heidegger, it would be more subtle if you ''DANCED NAKED'' in front of the White House, with "I Hate Bush" written all over your body!

** Linkara's impression of [[OurPresidentsAreDifferent The President]], which is a full-throttle [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush "Dubya"]] based on the comics' [[{{Anvilicious}} unsubtle]] ([[CluelessAesop and implausible]]) "satire" of [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the Bush Administration]] and TheWarOnTerror. One moment that stands out is when The President is explaining why he should enact [[BigBrotherIsWatching the McCarren Act]] ([[ViolationOfCommonSense in spite of the obvious fact that rounding up "suspicious" citizens would be illogical]] [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica when the Amazonians are already invading the entire country]]). After Linkara gives a FlatWhat to when the [=McCarren=] Act is mentioned, The President goes into a MotiveRant, and it cuts back-and-forth between The President talking, and Linkara [[INeedAFreakingDrink chugging down pain-pills and booze]], before ''[[DrivenToSuicide putting the Magic Gun to his head]], '''all while The President continues talking over Linkara's actions!'''''

--->"Zombie Not-Elvis would have GREATLY improved ''Batman: Fortunate Son''.

* "[[{{WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons}} Must crush capitalism]]!"

--> '''Linkara:''' Free will? Load of crap, you're just born evil. ''(beat)'' This is my CLUE STICK!!! ''(proceeds to hit the screen)''

** Just the entirety of his spaz-out during the review.

** Linkara's impression of [[OurPresidentsAreDifferent The President]], which is a full-throttle [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush "Dubya"]] based on the comics' [[{{Anvilicious}} unsubtle]] ([[CluelessAesop and implausible]]) "satire" of [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the Bush Administration]], and TheWarOnTerror. One moment that stands out is when The President is explaining why he should enact [[BigBrotherIsWatching the McCarren Act]] ([[ViolationOfCommonSense in spite of the obvious fact that rounding up "suspicious" citizens would be illogical]] [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica when the Amazonians are already invading the entire country]]). After Linkara gives a FlatWhat to when the [=McCarren=] Act is mentioned, The President goes into a MotiveRant, and it cuts back-and-forth between The President talking, and Linkara [[INeedAFreakingDrink chugging down pain-pills and booze]], before ''[[DrivenToSuicide putting the Magic Gun to his head]], '''all while The President continues talking over Linkara's actions!'''''

** "Can someone please tell me what emotion Batman is expressing with that line? Confusion? Irony? Sadness? Anger? Acceptance? ''Disgust?! Surprise?! Anticipation?! Contempt?! Awe?! Disappointment?! Shame?! Sympathy?! RAGE?!'' Oh, wait, that's me. ''Agony?! Frustration?! APATHY?!'' It's apathy, isn't it? ''(Sighs)'' Okay, you don't care, Batman, so we don't either."

* '[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Villains are a superstitious cowardly lot]], so let me take in my cave to put them in tiny shorts to fight crime' * [[Series/SaturdayNightLive The Ambigulously Gay Duo]]*

** The "UFO Ending," which features "Fly Me to the Moon"... sung by Harvey Finevoice. (The inevitable Evangelion flashbacks just make it even more hysterical) And then the credits get to the stinger text at the end, which is usually just a sentence or two, but this time is [[OverlyLongGag several paragraphs]] of ranting about the FridgeLogic inherent in the premise of ''VideoGame/SilentHill4''.

* Reading Frank Miller's descriptions of Vicki Vale in a deep voice. Complete with a [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer caption assuring us that this is the actual script]].
** Crazy Steve, that is all.
** Whenever he narrates the characters repeating the same sentence over and over again.
--->"I'm on a date with ''Bruce Wayne!''"
** "You've been drafted into a war. And you had better not be a fan of rock and roll!"
** The cover for ''Superhero Innuendo Monthly'', featuring the headlines "[[ComicBook/{{Youngblood}} Diehard]] and the reason we want him fighting crime for us!", "[[Franchise/GreenLantern Hal Jordan's]] new look: Yay or nay?" and "This and every other issue: Penises!"
* This obvious, yet funny reference:
-->'''Vicki Vale''': I hate the country. I hate ''bats''.\\
'''[[Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Raoul Duke]]''': We can't stop here. This is bat country.

'''Brooding Narrator:''' Aw! Hey! Stop poking me!

* Linkara's giggling in response to Dick's "[[HilariousInHindsight lameass Clint Eastwood impersonation]]" line, before playing a quick ''Film/BatmanBegins'' montage.

** A while into the video, Linkara finds them once more trying to tie Batman's hatred of rock 'n roll into his past: when he failed to stop a drugged-up SidVicious knockoff from killing his girlfriend in the midst of a rock music and drug-fueled frenzy. "'''THAT IS ENOUGH TO SPOOK ''THE DARK KNIGHT''.'''"

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* About ComicBook/{{Magneto}}'s second kinda-FaceHeelTurn: [[SortingAlgorithmOfDeadness “However, as is the case with]] [[ContinuitySnarl comic continuity]], [[ComicBook/XMen Magneto]] [[HesJustHiding supposedly died]], [[FirstLawOfResurrection but then it turns out]] [[MagnificentBastard that he just]] [[FakingTheDead faked his death]] [[MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning by impersonating a new character,]] [[EvilAllAlong and it was all some]] [[EvilPlan plan to]] TakeOverTheWorld [[MotiveDecay and engage in]] [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocritical]] [[MotiveDecay acts before he's]] [[ComicBookDeath killed again]], [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle but then it turns out it's not really him]], [[TheRealRemingtonSteele and-the-character-he-made-up-was-actually-a-real-person-who's-still-alive-]][[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle so-Magneto-was-actually-some-guy-impersonating-another-guy-impersonating-Magneto."]] (''*StunnedSilence*'') [[AllBlueEntry "And]] [[Creator/DCComics comic]] [[Creator/MarvelComics companies]] ''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint wonder]]'' [[ContinuityLockOut why it's so hard for new readers to get into comics!"]]