History Funny / AtomicPuppet

* When Zorp mind controls chimp astronaut Buck [=McDowall=] to infiltrate Earth, he and his sidekick Flert discover they have made a CriticalResearchFailure about Earth creatures.

* Joey and AP drop off their evil doppelgangers Commander Atomic and Puppet Boy at Mookie's place, so that they can talk to Dr. Momus about sending them back. The catch is that Commander Atomic and Puppet Boy believe Mookie is the one from their universe -- Mookay, who is a mighty superhero with a BadassMustache. Cue [[HumiliationConga a montage of Mookie (wearing a fake mustache) making them do all his chores, pamper him, and tell him stories about his feats as Mookay while they cower in terror.]]

* "It's all safe to come out now! [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar And unless that weird kid in the corner is going to get crazy, there will be no nudity!]]" -- AP after disposing Mookie's [[TheNudifier Fabric Destroyer Bomb]].

'''AP:''' [[NeverLiveItDown Oh, you're going to bring that up?!]] [[NoodleIncident It was only once, and the poor guy did it out of self-defense!]]\\

When you're a superhero transformed into a sock puppet and the only way to reactivate your superpowers is by teaming up with your biggest fan, there's bound to be some hilarity.
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[[folder:Season 1 -- Part 1]]
! Sick Day

! AP vs Disastro

! Atomic Detention

! Big Pickle

! Pizza Planet

! Don't Track the Mudman

! Justice Alliance

! Bad Lair Day

! Master of Disaster

! Atomic Hairball

! Sold Out

! Sword Sisters

! Atomic Android

! Soft Spot

! Ultimate Collection

'''Kids:''' Yeah!
'''Disclaimer:''' Does not actually summon Captain Atomic. Friends not included.\\

! Media Darlings

! Something Chicken

! Bucket List

--'''Pilot:''' And if you look out to your right, you'll see what our crew had for breakfast.

! Big Blowout

! Quick Draw

! Atomic Goo

! AP vs Disastro II

! Absorbo Lad

! Bend It Like Joey

! Erlenmeyer's Revenge

! Mole Men

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 1 -- Part 2]]
! Survival of the Feltest

! Tick'd Off

! Surf 'N Turf

! Monster Truck Invasion

! Snow Maniac

! Hero's Holiday

! Brawl-For-All
* When Manatee-Man is accidentally pushed on top of his beloved pet hermit crab during the match ([[spoiler:which later turns out to have been staged]]), the crowd and Atomic Puppet are horrified, but Rex gets the best reaction.

! Down and Out Dyna-Moe

-->'''Joey:''' Alright show us what you've got. \\

! Mookie's Got the Power

* Mookie accidentally freezing his own face with his ice powers.
* Mookie's cat magnet power is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* Mookie using his teleportation and invisibility to annoy Atomic Puppet.
* Mookie zipping Rex Bordeaux's mouth shut.

! Buck Monkey

! These Shoes

! Truce Or Consequences

! Atomic Weakness

! Private Proton

! The Switch

! Lacer Takes Over

! Worm Boy

! Hero Hall of Fame

! Parallel Puppet

! Lil' AP

! Pinched Nerves

! Mintenberg's Armour

! Claude Returns

! The Big Shift

[[/folder]]

[[folder:General/Other]]

-->'''AP:''' Joey? Joey? ''Joey!!!''
* The RunningGag of Atomic Puppet calling Mudman other names, only for Mudman to point out that's one of his relatives.
-->"It's Mudman! Dirtbag's my cousin."\\
"How many times do I have to tell you?! My name is Mudman! Scumbag's my uncle!"
** Becomes a BrickJoke in "Down-And-Out Dyna-Moe" when we actually meet [[ChekhovsGunman Dirtbag]].
-->'''Joey:''' Dirtbag? Don't you mean Mudman?\\
'''Dyna-Moe:''' No! That's his cousin.
* The RunningGag of Joey's "spaghetti arms".
* Resident bored, insane rich guy, Rudolph Mintenberg and his desire to hunt Atomic Puppet for sport.
-->(from "Ultimate Collection"; Joey will do ''anything'' for Mintenberg's exclusive Captain Atomic action figure)\\
'''Mintenberg:''' May I hunt you for sport?\\
'''[[SmartHouse Sneeri]]:''' May I remind you that your hunting slippers are at the cleaners right now, sir.\\
'''Mintenberg:''' Rats!

-->(from "Mintenberg's Armour"; Mintenberg chases Atomic Puppet down in his superpowered suit)\\
'''Mintenberg:''' Finally! After all this time, I get to hunt you for sport.
* Some of the faces that Joey makes when excited are absolutely priceless, such as his big grin when he, AP, and Mookie head down to Captain Atomic's former secret lair or his puppy-dog eyes when Pauline shows him the Captain Atomic #1 comic she got for him.
* The sheer incompetence of the guards at Mega City Maximum Security Prison for the Criminally Motivated. For example, Joey and AP coming in the PaperThinDisguise of "Villain Inspector" only works because the guard is too invested in the soap opera on his monitor to pay any serious attention. No wonder the criminals keep escaping.
** Atomic Puppet tries to convince a guard wearing shades to let them in:
-->'''AP:''' Alright compadre, I can see you're a busy guy, but I'm going to need you to let me into Cellblock 6. It's a...top-secret mission.\\
'''Joey:''' ''Super'' top-secret.\\
''(no response)''\\
'''AP:''' Hey! You hearing the words I'm wrangling, cowboy!\\
''(still no response)''\\
'''AP:''' Old timer. Tough nut to crack.\\
'''Joey:''' Like he's got ice in his veins.\\
'''AP:''' Time to get in his grill. ''This is coming straight from the top! Let us inside now, mister! Look me in the eyes when I'm--'' ''(knocks the guard's shades off revealing that he's sleeping)''

[[/folder]]

-->"Could this be the beginning of compassionate crimefighting? Ohh, that's good. Now, say hello to Atomic Puppet! Or should we say 'Atomic Hug-It'?...Oh my, that's terrible. [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this? You're fired!]]"

'''Mookie:''' That was a dark chapter in my life.

-->'''Joey:''' Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

* AP finding out that Princess War Tickle invited ''[[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Mookie]]'' of all people to her hero-villain truce party.

-->'''Rex (as a meteorite hurls towards Mega City):''' ''[[ItsAllAboutMe Save me]] [Atomic Puppet]!'' ''(Chief Kevlar glares at Rex and he turns back at the camera nervously)'' I mean, us.

''(GilliganCut to the backyard, where it urns out that AP has tied Bubbles' tail to the lawnmower and left it on to drag the cat around)''

-->''Joey:''' Alright show us what you've got.\\
'''Dyna-Moe:''' Well, I can milk chickens and get eggs from the cows in seconds flat!\\
'''Joey:''' Uhhh, I think you've got those mixed up.\\

* Mintenberg playing around with his PoweredSuit's abilities on a run-of-the-mill thief.

-->'''Dr. Beetleman (to his insect swarms):''' After the talking puppet in the toy car!...[[LampshadeHanging I can't believe I just said that]]?

* Pauline shoving AP underneath the doorframe of the Science Museum in "Worm Boy", and his reaction to her instructions afterwards.
-->'''AP:''' [[SarcasmMode Just what I needed]]! Another kid telling me what to do!

-->'''Dr. Beetleman (to his insect swarms):''' After the talking puppet in the toy car!...[[LampshadeHanging Did I really just say that]]?

* Rex Bordeaux's way of announcing his news exclusives, as seen when he gets the opportunity to learn Queen Mindbender's plans from her in "Lil' AP"
-->'''Rex Bordeaux:''' Would I ''[like to know]''? ''Cue the graphics!''\\

* From the pilot, we have this exchange while Joey and AP are playing video games.
-->'''Joey:''' I have to put the cat out first.\\
'''AP:''' Already did it.\\
''(GilliganCut to the backyard, where it urns out that AP has tied Bubbles' tail to the lawnmower and left it on to drag the cat around)''
** "Not the roof! Not the roof! Not the roof!"
* This [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glA4NK32LUo short]] released by Creator/MercuryFilmworks for Christmas sees AP pay the price for throwing away Bubbles' stocking and eating the treats left for Santa.
-->'''AP:''' Joey? Joey? ''Joey!!!''
* The RunningGag of Atomic Puppet calling Mudman other names, only for Mudman to point out that's one of his relatives.
-->"It's Mudman! Dirtbag's my cousin."\\
"How many times do I have to tell you?! My name is Mudman! Scumbag's my uncle!"
** Becomes a BrickJoke in "Down-And-Out Dyna-Moe" when we actually meet [[ChekhovsGunman Dirtbag]].
-->'''Joey:''' Dirtbag? Don't you mean Mudman?\\
'''Dyna-Moe:''' No! That's his cousin.
* The RunningGag of Joey's "spaghetti arms".
* In "Atomic Weakness", Joey and AP are forced to turn to Professor Tite-Gripp to help them take the power-draining meteorite from Chief Kevlar after Pauline gets arrested. Tite-Gripp has absolutely no idea what he's doing the whole time, but he's incredibly eager for the opportunity to rampage and flip some cars.
-->'''Tite-Gripp:''' It is I, Professor Tite-Gripp, and I have come to crush Mega City's new hero -- Chief Kevin!\\
'''Joey:''' It's Kevlar!\\
'''Tite-Gripp:''' Noted.\\
...\\
'''AP:''' Surrender Tite-Gripp, and we'll ''(Kevlar's meteorite starts to weaken them)'' go easy on you.\\
'''Tite-Gripp (in BadBadActing):''' Atomic Puppet! I've heard you've been replaced. ''(leans in and whispers)'' Can I flip the car now?\\
'''AP:''' Knock yourself out.
** After helping Chief Kevlar defeat Professor Tite-Gripp, Joey and AP go off to do their VictoryPose, but they forget a plot point...
-->'''Atomic Puppet:''' Aaand--\\
'''Pauline (down at the police station):''' Hey! Whaddya guys forget about me?!\\
''(Atomic Puppet swoops back in)''\\
'''Atomic Puppet (holding Pauline in one arm):''' VictoryPose!
** Joey asking Pauline's help in taking Chief Kevlar's meteorite.
-->'''Joey:''' If only we had a non-superhero friend who could help us. ''(looks at Pauline)''\\
'''Pauline:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Very subtle]]'', Felt.
** All of Chief Kevlar's angry faces, like the one when he gets fed up with Pauline's attempt at ObfuscatingStupidity or the ones from when Professor Tite-Gripp destroys the meteorite..
** When Chief Kevlar asks Joey and AP to stand aside and let him take on Professor Tite-Gripp.
-->'''AP:''' I don't understand. [[HypocriticalHumour What kind of hero doesn't want to share the spotlight?]]
-->'''Joey:''' Are you hearing yourself right now?
** [[RecurringExtra The crazy, ugly guy]] can be seen excitedly holding a sign depicting the Earth being destroyed by the meteor when one hurtles to Mega City. He's pretty saddened when Atomic Puppet saves the day.

** All of Joey's attempts to break AP out of the pickle jar as well. The highlight is when he uses a remote-controlled steamroller that ''[[EpicFail explodes]]'' [[EpicFail upon touching the jar]].
** After the steamroller fails, AP attempts to go on his own in the pickle jar, insisting he'll be fine stuck in it forever. When his jar is halted by a fire hydrant, he makes a few tries to get past it before slumping down in defeat.
* Resident bored, insane rich guy, Rudolph Mintenberg and his desire to hunt Atomic Puppet for sport.
-->(from "Ultimate Collection"; Joey will do ''anything'' for Mintenberg's exclusive Captain Atomic action figure)\\
'''Mintenberg:''' May I hunt you for sport?\\
'''[[SmartHouse Sneeri]]:''' May I remind you that your hunting slippers are at the cleaners right now, sir.\\
'''Mintenberg:''' Rats!

-->(from "Mintenberg's Armour"; Mintenberg chases Atomic Puppet down in his superpowered suit)\\
'''Mintenberg:''' Finally! After all this time, I get to hunt you for sport.
* Some of the faces that Joey makes when excited are absolutely priceless, such as his big grin when he, AP, and Mookie head down to Captain Atomic's former secret lair or his puppy-dog eyes when Pauline shows him the Captain Atomic #1 comic she got for him.
* In "Soft Spot", Vivian gives AP a strong wash since the puppet's so filthy. When AP is returned to Joey, he becomes a complete peacenik as a side effect, to Joey's frustration. HilarityEnsues, naturally.

** At the end of the episode when AP regains his fighting spirit.

** Rex Bordeaux hosting is talk show with the gone-soft AP.
-->"Could this be the beginning of compassionate crimefighting? Ohh, that's good. Now, say hello to Atomic Puppet! Or should we say "Atomic Hug-It"?...Oh my, that's terrible. [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this? You're fired!]]"
* In "Parallel Puppet", Joey and AP drop off their evil doppelgangers Commander Atomic and Puppet Boy at Mookie's place, so that they can talk to Dr. Momus about sending them back. The catch is that Commander Atomic and Puppet Boy believe Mookie is the one from their universe -- Mookay, who is a mighty hero with a BadassMustache. Cue [[HumiliationConga a montage of Mookie (wearing a fake mustache) making them do all his chores and pamper him while they cower in terror.]]
** Dr. Momus' explanation for why the second dimensional portal is big enough to fit in a palm even though the original was the size of a house? Technology always gets smaller.
* Pauline shoving AP underneath the doorframe of the Science Museum in "Worm Boy", and his reaction to her instructions afterwards.
-->'''AP:''' [[SarcasmMode Just what I needed]]! Another kid telling me what to do!
** Dr. Beetleman trying to destroy AP gives us ARareSentence.
-->'''Dr. Beetleman (to his insect swarms):''' After the talking puppet in the toy car!...[[LampshadeHanging Did I really just say that]]?
** Dr. Beetleman trying to reactivate the machine to drain the imprisoned Joey's silkworm powers gives us this.
-->'''Dr. Beetleman:''' How about now?\\
'''Joey:''' Nope.\\
''(Dr. Beetleman goes back in to continue repairs)''\\
'''Dr. Beetleman:''' How about now?\\
'''Joey:''' Nooo.\\
''(Dr. Beetleman goes back in)''\\
'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Now?\\
'''Joey:''' Still nothing.\\
''(Dr. Beetleman goes back in and the machine reactivates)''\\
'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Now?\\
'''Joey:''' ''No! Definitely not now!''\\
'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Weird.\\
''(Dr. Beetleman goes back and the machine deactivates)''\\
'''Joey:''' Phew.\\
''(machine reactivates and Dr. Beetleman pops back out)''\\
'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Psyche!
** Joey accidentally latching himself onto a passing car when he becomes Worm Boy.
** Rex Bordeaux swallowing a bug in the middle of his report.
-->'''Rex:''' It's at a time like this, when the city is searching for answers ''[to the massive swarms of insects flying towards the Science Museum]'', that I, Rex Bordeaux, take great pride in being a pillar of strength for the city to lean on. ''(starts coughing and flailing)'' I think one of them flew in my mouth! ''This is ridiculous!'' Twenty years on television, and I've never -- ''Forget it!'' Let some other sucker cover this! ''(camera goes static)''
* Rex Bordeaux's way of announcing his news exclusives, as seen when he gets the opportunity to learn Queen Mindbender's plans from her in "Lil' AP"
-->'''Rex Bordeaux:''' Would I ''[like to know]''? ''Cue the graphics!''\\
''(a picture of [[SmallNameBigEgo a muscled, shirtless Rex riding a tiger while holding up a warhammer in a lightning storm appears]])''\\
'''Announcer:''' '''This is a Rex Bordeaux exclusive!'''\\
''(the tiger roars, complete with [[StylisticSuck poorly animated mouth movement]])''
** Another example of Rex Bordeaux's [[ItsAllAboutMe narcissism]]:
-->'''Rex (as a meteorite hurls towards Mega City):''' ''Save me [Atomic Puppet]!'' ''(Chief Kevlar glares at Rex and he turns back at the camera nervously)'' I mean, us.
** Another moment from "Mole Men", when the eponymous bad guys start sinking buildings.
-->'''Rex:''' I'm Rex Bordeaux, downtown Mega City, where instead of running for their lives, citizens selfishly scramble in a feeble attempt to hold onto their insignificant possessions. ''(a giant tv screen with his image starts sinking into the earth)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll Wait, no! Not my megatube! My mustache was born for that screen!]] This is a dark day, folks...
* Mookie's [[SarcasmMode fresh and original]] way of celebrating defeating a bad guy in "Private Proton".
-->"Stance! Of Triumph!"
** Mookie paying a giant monster to pretend to be defeated by him and Joey.
** AP and Pauline try to restore Joey's mind to normal by going back to the school gym, where AP intends to throw a dodgeball at Joey, hoping the hit will reverse everything. AP hurls the dodgeball...[[EpicFail and it lightly bounces off the ground only a foot away from the sock puppet.]]
* In "Mintenberg's Armour", we meet a villain called the Flying Squirrel. He's a fat man with a large beard and buck teeth wearing a squirrel suit with gliding membranes. He speaks in squirrel chattering and steals nuts from health food stores. [[HarmlessVillain Yeah, he's as menacing as he sounds.]]
** A little one, but the PoweredArmour's [[TransformingMecha helicopter form]] wears bunny slippers.
* The entirety of "Atomic Goo", which sees Joey accidentally superglue his hand to AP, making their transformation permanent and causing [[HilarityEnsues hilarity to ensue]].
** Captain Atomic used to pull the superglue prank on Mookie all the time, which Mookie would fix by sneaking into the Science Museum's electrical exhibits to shock it right off.

* Among the [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands random superpowers that Mookie develops]] in "Mookie's Got the Power" is being able to conjure the WorldsSmallestViolin with his thoughts, which he uses to mock Joey and AP. Later becomes a BrickJoke when Mookie loses his powers. As he bemoans their loss, AP complains "Where's your tiny violin when we need it?"
** Mookie accidentally freezing his own face with his ice powers.
** Mookie's cat magnet power is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* When Zorp mind controls chimp astronaut Buck [=McDowall=] to infiltrate Earth, he and his sidekick Flert discover they have made a CriticalResearchFailure about Earth creatures.
-->'''Joey:''' Woah! A talking monkey!\\
'''AP:''' Chimp! They're very sensitive to the whole "monkey" thing. And of course he talks. ''([[ExplainExplainOhCrap realizes just what happened]])'' Actually, that's new.\\
'''Zorp (monitoring from his spaceship):''' Ohhh, ''what''?! [[SarcasmMode Some real great research, Flert!]] Turns out ''chimps don't talk''! ''(slaps Flert in the back of his head so hard, Flert's eyeballs fly out of his sockets)'' I'll have to improvise.
** AP addresses an inevitable subject on his old friendship with Buck.
-->'''Joey:''' But don't chimps throw their own-\\
'''AP:''' [[NeverLiveItDown Oh, you're going to bring that up?!]] [[NoodleIncident It was only once, and the poor guy did it out of self-defense!]]\\
'''Joey:''' What? Ew!
** Zorp's frustration in the climactic fight scene.
-->'''Zorp:''' Is it me or do these drones seem ''a tad ineffective?''\\
[...]\\
'''Zorp:''' ''How hard is it to aim a laser?!''\\
[...]\\
'''Zorp:''' Where's the monkey?\\
[''Flert shrugs'']\\
'''Zorp:''' What do you mean "euh"?! ''What's the point of having all this radar if you can't even find a stupid monkey?''
** Buck awkwardly trying to wink when Zorp interprets AP's winking as some kind of signal.
* Phil and Vivian competing at the country fair milking contest in "Something Chicken".
-->'''Phil:''' Aw come on, it wasn't fair. My cow had a defective udder.\\
''(cut to a cow with a single teat on its udder)''\\
'''Farmer:''' It's okay, Bessie. That's what makes you special.
** From when Mintenberg makes Atomic Puppet fight the Werechicken for his amusement.
-->'''AP:''' When I'm done with you, I'm going to need a big side of ranch.\\
''(the Werechicken pummels AP lightning fast)''\\
'''AP (badly beaten):''' Okay, fine. Hold the ranch.
* The sheer incompetence of the guards at Mega City Maximum Security Prison for the Criminally Motivated. For example, Joey and AP coming in the PaperThinDisguise of "Villain Inspector" only works because the guard is too invested in the soap opera on his monitor to pay any serious attention. No wonder the criminals keep escaping.
** Atomic Puppet tries to convince a guard wearing shades to let them in:
-->'''AP:''' Alright compadre, I can see you're a busy guy, but I'm going to need you to let me into Cellblock 6. It's a...top-secret mission.\\
'''Joey:''' ''Super'' top-secret.\\
''(no response)''\\
'''AP:''' Hey! You hearing the words I'm wrangling, cowboy!\\
''(still no response)''\\
'''AP:''' Old timer. Tough nut to crack.\\
'''Joey:''' Like he's got ice in his veins.\\
'''AP:''' Time to get in his grill. ''This is coming straight from the top! Let us inside now, mister! Look me in the eyes when I'm--'' ''(knocks the guard's shades off revealing that he's sleeping)''
* AP's body going all stretchy, loose, and wobbly from having to carry the massive Sheath of Containment inside himself in "Sword Sisters", complete with a little bouncy noise.
-->'''Joey:''' Lucky for us, [the Sheath of Containment] fit inside AP.\\
'''AP:''' Says you.
** Atomic Puppet attempts to take on the unnamed crocodile-guy.
-->'''AP:''' We'll handle this, Pauline!\\
''(Atomic Puppet flies off-screen, only to be blasted back in seconds later)''\\
'''[[LittleMissSnarker Pauline:]]''' [[SarcasmMode Way to 'handle it', Puppet.]]
* From "Bend It Like Joey", when it seems the Tentaclites are going to win.

** Commander Cavalier attempting to distract Queen Tentaclis with his looks.
* The name Captain Atomic chose for his clone...Claude (pronounced ''clode''; like "cloned" without the "n"). Joey is completely unimpressed.
** When AP explains to Joey that he created Claude to do public appearances while he was fighting crime.
-->'''Joey (holding a bunch of autographed items):''' Sooo, all this stuff you signed for me? Was that you or Claude?\\
'''AP:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Ummmm...that was me! Yeah, that was all totally me!]]
* Joey finds out who ate the hoagies in "Surf N' Turf".

** When King Hydronomous agrees to let Atomic Puppet help him fight Megalo-Don, he hands over a tiny seaweed loincloth that would only fit on somebody of Hydronomous' size. Joey mistakes it for a headband until AP whispers into his ear.

* The self-destruct mechanism in Captain Atomic's secret lair is a videotape titled "Mookie's Greatest Hits", because according to AP, nobody would want to watch anything about [[BumblingSidekick Mookie]]. Unfortunately, there was an exception.
-->'''Mookie:''' Hey guys, wanna see a compilation of my greatest hits?
** The hair growth gun from the same episode.
* A [[BlackComedy dark example]], but [[SadistTeacher Ms. Erlenmeyer]]'s biology skeleton display is made from ''the last student who got on her bad side.''
** AP acting as a fitness coach for the class hamster in the same episode.
* When Joey rescues Bubbles from Naughty Kitty in "AP vs Disastro", he catches the cat using the hand he's got AP on, and AP is not happy.
-->'''AP (muffled):''' You did that on purpose!
** Naughty Kitty has to settle for taking Bubbles when she loses her talking "Fabric Tabby" (actually AP covered in cat fur).
-->'''Naughty Kitty:''' You're no fabby, but you'll have to do. ''(in a hopeful tone)'' I don't suppose you talk?\\
'''Bubbles:''' Meow.\\
(''Naughty Kitty puts on a disappointed face'')
** When Naughty Kitty cat-naps AP.
-->'''Girl:''' It's gone! It's gone! ''(Joey rushes in)'' Your fabby! It just vanished...[[CrazyCatLady like all my human friends]] ''([[MadeMyselfSad sobs]])''
** Joey pointing out that Naughty Kitty had no need to backflip away from him when she could have just ran.
* The way AP and all the adults in Mega City act in "Lil' AP" when they get their minds turned into that of little kids by Queen Mindbender.
-->'''Rex Bordeaux:''' When I grow up, I wanna be a big star! With a ''big mustache'' and ''big muscles''!
** When Joey brings his kiddified family to help him foil Queen Mindbender, Phil has a PottyFailure on the way. Then when everybody gets their minds back to normal (with no memory of what happened), it turns into a BrickJoke.
-->'''Phil:''' ''(sniffs the air)'' Phew! I gotta go change my pants. ''(quickly leaves before people can notice)''
** Vivian's[[note]]She hasn't been hit by Queen Mindbender's spell yet[[/note]] overreaction to finding scribbles on the wall made by the kiddified AP that Joey takes the blame for.
-->'''Vivian:''' I should have hugged [Joey] more often...
* Phil bragging in front of the other cat owners auditioning their pets for the cat food commercial in "AP vs. Disastro II", which leads to a mob of angry cats and their owners chasing after him.
-->'''Phil (fleeing for his life):''' Joey! Start the car!
* In "Brawl-For-All", when Manatee-Man is accidentally pushed on top of his beloved pet hermit crab during the match ([[spoiler:which later turns out to have been staged]]), the crowd and Atomic Puppet are horrified, but Rex gets the best reaction.

** Manatee-Man encouraging the audience's booing.
** Rex Bordeaux's reaction to learning that Atomic Puppet weighs only 97 pounds, compared to the nearly 4,000 pound Manatee-Man.
* When Vivian gets possessed by Mudman in "Don't Track the Mudman", we immediately cut to this scene:
-->'''Phil (doing a crossword):''' Abbie, what's a ten letter word for "control over someone"? Starts with a "P".\\
'''Abigail:''' Duh, [[TemptingFate possession]].\\
''(no prizes for guessing who shows up immediately afterwards to scare the bejeezus out of Phil)''
** When Joey and AP's battle against Mudman!Vivian leads to mud splattering all over the house:
-->'''Joey:''' Look at this mess. My mom’s gonna kill me!\\
''(Mudman!Vivian starts charging at them)''\\
'''AP:''' Yep, it’s starting to look that way.
** AP trying to turn on the hose while Mudman!Vivian trounces Joey, and when he finally gets it going, a knot in the hose halts the flow. His reaction is perfect.
* Joey using AP as a cat toy in "Atomic Android" in an attempt to mislead Warren.
** Warren speaks to Rex Bordeaux.
-->'''Warren:''' Mr. Bordeaux! Mr. Bordeaux!\\
'''Rex:''' Beat it, kid. I'm busy!\\
'''Warren:''' But I'm you biggest fan!\\
'''Rex:''' Go on...
* Rex Bordeaux arguing with the offscreen weatherman in "Snow Maniac".
** The RunningGag of AP and his hatred of the cold. At one bit, he's even trying to use ''ice cubes'' to start a fire.
-->'''Abbie:''' There was one thing I didn't get though.\\
'''Joey (pretending he didn't know about the episode's events):''' What was that?\\
'''Abbie:''' The puppet wouldn't stop crying about how cold he was. If you ask me, he's kind of a wuss.\\
'''Joey:''' Really? Never would have guessed.\\
'''AP:''' Why I oughta-- (''Joey shoves AP back under him'')
* "I never said you wouldn't use it. I just said it's a little big for a juicer." -- Commander Cavalier on Robo-Ron's TailorMadePrison for Absorbo Lad.
* While "Erlenmeyer's Revenge" was generally a very dark episode, there are some moments, such as Erlenmeyer's king (who, keep in mind, is a horrifyingly mind-shattering alien from another dimension) asking her to make sure his favourite type of crackers are at his summoning. Yes, the EldritchAbomination wants crackers first thing when he appears on Earth.
** Queen Mindbender hypnotizing Principal Thorpe into being her pet. He's quite puzzled when he regains his will and finds himself on all fours with a spiked collar on his neck.
** AP explaining to Pauline that Ms. Erlenmeyer is now Queen Mindbender.
-->'''AP:''' And now she's come back...''to bend minds!''
-->'''Pauline:''' [[SarcasmMode Huh. Subtle.]]
* AP's attempt to catch some intruding raccoons in "Survival of the Feltest" goes [[AmusingInjuries hilariously wrong]], as shown in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdlHKLf368E this storyboard-to-animation comparison]].

'''[[SmartHouse Sneeri]]:''' May I remind you that your hunting slippers at at the cleaners right now, sir.\\

* Two words: Spaghetti arms.

* Among the [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands random superpowers that Mookie develops]] in "Mookie's Got the Power" is being able to conjure the WorldsSmallestViolin with his thoughts, which he uses to mock Joey and AP.

** Mookie's cat magnet power is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTin.
* When Zorp mind controls chimp astronaut Buck [=McDowall=] to infiltrate Earth, he and his sidekick Flerp discover they have made a CriticalResearchFailure about Earth creatures.

** Vivian's[[note]]She hasn't been hit by Queen Mindbender's spell yet[[/note]] overreaction to finding doodles made by the kiddified AP that Joey takes the blame for.

* From [[https://vimeo.com/216903231 the pilot]], we have this exchange while Joey and AP are playing video games.

"Scumbag's my uncle."

* The entirety of "Atomic Goo", which sees Joey accidentally superglue his hand to AP, making their transformation permanent, causing [[HilarityEnsues hilarity to ensue]].

'''Zorp:''' ''How hard is it to aim a laser?''\\

-->'''Joey (holding a bunch of autographed items):''' Sooo, all this stuff you signed for me? Was that you of Claude?\\

'''AP:''' Oh, you're going to bring that up?! [[NeverLiveItDown It was only once, and the poor guy did it out of self-defense!]]\\

'''Zorp:''' What do you mean "euh"?! ''What's the point of having all this radar if you can't find a stupid monkey?''

-->'''AP:''' Uuuuggghhh.\\

* The fact that the self-destruct activation sequence in Captain Atomic's secret lair is a videotape titled "Mookie's Greatest Hits", because according to AP, nobody would watch anything about [[BumblingSidekick Mookie]]. Unfortunately, there was an exception.

-->'''Girl:''' It's gone! It's gone! ''(Joey rushes in)'' Your fabby! It just vanished...[[CrazyCatLady like all my human friends]] ''(sobs)''

** The RunningGag of AP and his hatred of the cold.

* While "Erlenmeyer's Revenge" was generally a very dark episode, there are some moments, such as Erlenmeyer's king (who, keep in mind, is a horrifyingly mind-shattering alien from another dimension) asking her to make sure his favourite crackers are at his summoning.

When you're a superhero transformed into a sock puppet and the only way to reactivate your superpowers is by teaming up with your biggest fan, there's bound to be some funny moments.

-->'''AP:''' Joey? ''Joey!!!''

*** Not Bordeuax, but from the same scene, [[RecurringExtra the crazy, ugly guy]] can be seen excitedly holding a sign depicting the Earth being destroyed by the meteor. He's pretty saddened when Atomic Puppet saves the day.

'''Zorp (monitoring from his spaceship):''' Ohhh, ''what''?! [[SarcasmMode Some real great research, Flerp!]] Turns out ''chimps don't talk''!

** All of Joey's attempts to break AP out of the pickle jar as well. One highlight is when he uses a remote-controlled steamroller that ''[[EpicFail explodes]]'' [[EpicFail upon touching the jar]].

''(Dr. Beetleman goes back to repairs)''\\

''(Dr. Beetleman goes back)''\\

''(machine reactivates)''\\

''(Dr. Beetleman goes back)''\\

'''Zorp (on his spaceship):''' Ohhh, ''what''?! [[SarcasmMode Some real great research, Flerp!]] Turns out ''chimps don't talk''!

**

'''[[LittleMissSnarker Pauline:]]''' [[SarcasmMode Way to handle it, Puppet.]]

-->'''Phil (doing a crossword):''' Abbie, what's a ten letter word for "control"? Starts with a "P".\\

'''AP:''' It’s starting to look that way.

* "I never said you wouldn't use it. I just said it's a little big for a juicer." - Commander Cavalier on Robo-Ron's TailorMadePrison for Absorbo Lad.

-->'''Rex:''' I'm Rex Bordeaux, downtown Mega City, where instead of running for their lives, citizens selfishly scramble in a feeble attempt to hold onto their insignificant possessions. ''(a giant tv screen with his image starts sinking into the earth)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll Wait, no! Not my megatube! My mustache was born for that screen!]]

* AP's body going all stretchy, loose, and wobbly from having to carry the massive Sheath of Containment inside of himself in "Sword Sisters"
* From "Bend It Like Joey", when the Tentaclites seem like they're going to win.

* A [[BlackComedy rather dark example]], but [[SadistTeacher Ms. Erlenmeyer]]'s biology skeleton display is made from ''the last student who got on her bad side.''

* In "Brawl-For-All", when Manatee-Man is accidentally pushed on top of his beloved pet hermit crab during the match, the crowd and Atomic Puppet are horrified, but Rex gets the best reaction.

* AP's body going all stretchy, loose, and wobbly from having to carry the massive Sheath of Containment inside in "Sword Sisters"

-->'''Joey:''' Ummm...yeah.

-->'''Rex:''' It's at a time like this, when the city is searching for answers ''[to the massive swarms of insects flying towards the Science Museum]'', that I, Rex Bordeaux, take great pride in being a pillar of strength for the city to lean on. ''(starts coughing and flailing)'' I think one of them flew in my mouth! ''This is ridiculous!'' Twenty years on television, and I've never -- ''Forget it!'' Let some other sucker cover this!\\ ''(camera goes static)''

** All of Joey's attempts to break AP out of the pickle jar as well. One highlight is when he uses a remote-controlled steamroller that [[EpicFail flips over when it touches the jar and]] ''[[EpicFail explodes]]''.

-->'''Vivian:''' Notice anything different about your laundry, sweetie?

''AP (glares at him)''\\

-->'''Dr. Beetleman:''' How about now?
-->'''Joey:''' Nope.
-->''(Dr. Beetleman goes back to repairs)''
-->'''Dr. Beetleman:''' How about now?
-->'''Joey:''' Nooo.
-->''(Dr. Beetleman goes back)''
-->'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Now?
-->'''Joey:''' Still nothing.
-->''(machine reactivates)''
-->'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Now?
-->'''Joey:''' No! Definitely not now!
-->'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Weird.
-->''(Dr. Beetleman goes back)''
-->'''Joey:''' Phew.
-->''(machine reactivates and Dr. Beetleman pops back out)''
-->'''Dr. Beetleman:''' Psyche!

-->'''Rex:''' It's at a time like this, when the city is searching for answers ''[to the massive swarms flying towards the Science Museum]'', that I, Rex Bordeaux, take great pride in being a pillar of strength for the city to lean on. ''(starts coughing and flailing)'' I think one of them flew in my mouth! ''This is ridiculous!'' Twenty years on television, and I've never -- ''Forget it!'' Let some other sucker cover this! ''(camera goes static)''

-->'''Rex Bordeaux:''' Would I [like to know]? ''Cue the graphics!''\\

* Mookie's [[BlatantLies fresh and original]] way of celebrating defeating a bad guy in "Private Proton".

* The entirety of "Atomic Goo", which sees Joey accidentally superglue his hand to AP, making their transformation permanent. HilarityEnsues.
* When Zorp mind controls chimp astronaut Buck [=McDowell=] to infiltrate Earth, he and his sidekick Flerp discover they have made a CriticalResearchFailure about Earth creatures.

-->'''Phil:''' Aw come on, it wasn't fair. My cow had a defective udder.
-->''(cut to a cow with a single teat on its udder)''
-->'''Farmer:''' It's okay, Bessie. That's what makes you special.
** From when Mintenberg makes them fight the Werechicken for his amusement.
-->'''AP:''' When I'm done with you, I'm going to need a big side of ranch.
-->''(the Werechicken pummels AP lightning fast)''
-->'''AP (badly beaten):''' Okay, fine. Hold the ranch.
* The sheer incompetence of the guards at Mega City Maximum Security Prison for the Criminally Motivated. For example, Joey and AP coming in the PaperThinDisguise of "Villain Inspector" only works because the guard is too invested in the soap opera on his monitor to bother looking up. No wonder the criminals keep escaping.

* When Vivian gets possessed by Mudman, we immediately cut to this scene:

* AP [[GoMadFromTheIsolation going mad from isolation]] and growing a BeardOfSorrow while trapped in Phil's pickle jar...in the span of two minutes.

*
-->'''Joey:''' If only we had a non-superhero friend who could help us.\\
'''Pauline:''' ''Very subtle'', Felt.

''(a picture of [[ItsAllAboutMe a muscled, shirtless Rex riding a tiger while holding up a warhammer in a lightning storm appears]])''\\

** Another example of Rex Bordeaux's narcissism:

* The entirety of "Atomic Goo", which sees Joey accidentally superglue his hand to AP, making their transformation permanent.

''(no prizes for guessing who shows up immediately afterwards to scare the bejeezus out of Phil)''

''(no prizes for guessing who shows up immediately afterwards to scare the bejeezus out of Phil)''
* In, "Private Proton", AP and Pauline try to restore Joey's mind to normal by going back to the school gym, where AP intends to throw a dodgeball at Joey, hoping the hit will reverse everything. AP hurls the dodgeball...[[EpicFail and it lightly bounces off the ground only a foot away from the sock puppet.]]

'''Ap:''' Hey! You hearing the words I'm wrangling, cowboy!\\

-->'''Joey:'''If only we had a non-superhero friend who could help us.\\

-->"It's Mudman! Dirtbag's my cousin."
-->"Scumbag's my uncle."

-->'''Joey:''' Dirtbag? Don't you mean Mudman?
-->'''Dyna-Moe:''' No! That's his cousin.

-->'''Tite-Gripp:''' It is I, Professor Tite-Gripp, and I have come to crush Mega City's new hero -- Chief Kevin!
-->'''Joey:''' It's Kevlar!
-->...
-->'''AP:''' Surrender Tite-Gripp, and we'll ''(Kevlar's meteorite starts to weaken them)'' go easy on you
-->'''Tite-Gripp (in BadBadActing):''' Atomic Puppet! I've heard you've been replaced. ''(leans in and whispers)'' Can I flip the car now?
-->'''AP:''' Knock yourself out.

-->'''Atomic Puppet:''' Aaand--
-->'''Pauline (down at the police station):''' Hey! Whaddya guys forget about me?!
-->''(Atomic Puppet swoops back in)''
-->'''Atomic Puppet (holding Pauline in one arm):''' VictoryPose!

-->(from "Ultimate Collection"; Joey will do ''anything'' for Mintenberg's exclusive Captain Atomic action figure)
-->'''Mintenberg:''' May I hunt you for sport?
-->'''[[SmartHouse Sneeri]]:''' May I remind you that your hunting slippers at at the cleaners right now, sir.
-->'''Mintenberg:''' Rats!

-->(from "Mintenberg's Armour"; Mintenberg chases Atomic Puppet down in his superpowered suit)
-->'''Mintenberg:''' Finally! After all this time, I get to hunt you for sport.

-->'''Joey (mockingly):''' What do you say? Victory hug?
-->''AP (glares at him)''
-->'''Joey:''' Too soon?

-->'''Joey:'''If only we had a non-superhero friend who could help us.
-->'''Pauline:''' ''Very subtle'', Felt.

-->'''Rex Bordeaux:''' Would I [like to know]? ''Cue the graphics!''
-->''(a picture of [[ItsAllAboutMe a muscled, shirtless Rex riding a tiger while holding up a warhammer in a lightning storm appears]])''
-->'''Announcer:''' '''This is a Rex Bordeaux exclusive!'''
-->''(the tiger roars, complete with [[StylisticSuck poorly animated mouth movement]])''

-->'''Joey:''' Woah! A talking monkey!
-->'''AP:''' Chimp! They're very sensitive to the whole "monkey" thing. And of course he talks. ''([[ExplainExplainOhCrap realizes just what happened]])'' Actually, that's new.
-->'''Zorp (on his spaceship):''' Ohhh, ''what''?! [[SarcasmMode Some real great research, Flerp!]] Turns out ''chimps don't talk''!

-->'''AP:''' Alright compadre, I can see you're a busy guy, but I'm going to need you to let me into Cellblock 6. It's a...top-secret mission.
-->'''Joey:''' ''Super'' top-secret.
-->''(no response)''
-->'''Ap:''' Hey! You hearing the words I'm wrangling, cowboy!
-->''(still no response)''
-->'''AP:''' Old timer. Tough nut to crack.
-->'''Joey:''' Like he's got ice in his veins
-->'''AP:''' Time to get in his grill. ''This is coming straight from the top! Let us inside now, mister! Look me in the eyes when I'm--'' ''(knocks the guard's shades off revealing that he's sleeping)''

-->'''Phil (doing a crossword):''' Abbie, what's a ten letter word for "control"? Starts with a "P".
-->'''Abigail:''' Duh, [[TemptingFate possession]].
-->''(no prizes for guessing who shows up immediately afterwards to scare the bejeezus out of Phil)''

* In "Atomic Weakness", Joey and AP are forced to turn to Professor Tite-Gripp to help them take the power-draining meteorite from Chief Kevlar. Tite-Gripp has absolutely no idea what he's doing the whole time, but he's incredibly eager for the opportunity to rampage and flip some cars.

-->'''[[SmartHouse Sneeri]]:''' May I remind you that your hunting slippers at at the laundry right now, sir.

-->'''Buck:''' And. Boy. Is. It. Good. To. Be. Home.

-->'''Zorp (on his spaceship):''' Ohhh, ''what''?! [[SarcasmMode Some real great research, Flerp!]] Turns out ''chimps don't talk''!