History Funny / ArthurChristmas

* Steve is on the brink of helping Arthur mid way through the movie with the elves and his assistant Peter convincing him that the delivery is still possible. When one elf shouts that Arthur and Grandsanta will go down as heroes, Peter drops his tablet in shock knowing full well how Steve will react to this.

* In fact, just Grandsanta in general, providing nearly the entirety of the movie's verbal humor with his stories.

** Later Arthur attempting to fend of a pride of lions by singing "Silent Night".
--> '''Arthur''' (to the tune of "Silent Knight"): ''I realise this is mental but it's all that I know/So be a nice kitty and please let us go.''

--> '''Arthur''': Good idea! A CHILD'S BEEN MISSED!!!

** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Alcoholic by the age of nine!"]]

* "They used to say it was impossible to teach a woman to read!"

* Byrony muting an intruder alarm in Trelew by giftwrapping it. With ''three'' bows.
* After Malcolm tries to manoeuvre blame on the missed child onto Steve, Steve decides he's had enough for one night and, completely stoic, tells the elves where all they're needed and leaves on a half-bitter, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0jhoYCwQUY "Good night, Santa"]]

* Before Grandsanta realizes that they can get the sleigh back, Arthur, freshly deranged with resolve after snapping out of his HeroicBSOD, is trying to row to England in a dingy in less than an hour. Grandsanta proclaims that he's suffering from "sleigh madness" like the Santa in charge during the 1800s. Grandsanta points out that every child that year got a sausage nailed to a piece of tree bark, and suggests that they'll have to knock out Arthur with a blunt object and regroup.

* "They used to say it was impossible to teach a woman to read!" That made this troper's family scream with laughter.

* After Malcolm tries to manoeuvre blame on the missed child onto Steve, Steve decides he's had enough for one night and, completely stoic, tells the elves where all they're needed and leaves on a half-bitter, "Good night, Santa".[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0jhoYCwQUY 1]

--> '''Arthur'''': Good idea! A CHILD'S BEEN MISSED!!!

--> Arthur: A child's been missed!
--> Steve: Do you want to wake up the whole North Pole?!
--> Arthur: Good idea! A CHILD'S BEEN MISSED!!!

* Steve's note cards for when he's first expecting to become Santa include the bullet point [[FreezeFrameBonus "Take Over Easter"]]

* Steve's note cards for when he's first expecting to become Santa include the bullet point [[FreezeFrameBonus "Take Over Easter"]]

* After Malcolm tries to manoeuvre blame on the missed child onto Steve, Steve decides he's had enough for one night and, completely stoic, tells the elves where all they're needed and leaves on a half-bitter, "Good night, Santa".[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0jhoYCwQUY 1]

* After Malcolm tries to manoeuvre blame on the missed child onto Steve, Steve decides he's had enough for one night and, completely stoic, tells the elves where all the needed and leaves on a half-bitter, "Good night, Santa".[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0jhoYCwQUY 1]

* After Malcolm tries to manoeuvre blame on the missed child onto Steve, Steve decides he's had enough for one night and, completely stoic, tells the elves where all the needed and leaves on a half-bitter, "Good night, Santa".[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0jhoYCwQUY]

* Byrony muting an intruder alarm in Trelew by giftwrapping it. With ''three'' bows.

** "Alcoholic by the age of nine!"

* "They used to say it was impossible to teach a woman to read!" That made this troper's family scream with laughter.

** [FailedASpotCheck Said by Grandsanta as they are in the middle of crashing through Toronto]

* "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer...I can't bloody remember the rest of them...Bambi? John? You With the White Ear, and You, and You?" Even better, the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue lists them with the exact nomenclature that Grandsanta gives them.

* "They said it was impossible to teach a woman to read!" That made this troper's family scream with laughter.

* Grandsanta on the subject of Canada: "No one lives here!"

* "Worry me!"

--> Arthur: Good idea! A CHILD'S BEEN MISSED!!!

* both of the teaser trailers
[[superscript: "No polar bears in mission control!"]]