History Funny / AradsStardust

!Stardust
* In chapter 19 Pinkie Pie sends a number of baked goods with her letter. The scientists' reactions were priceless.
** Not to mention the contents of said letter.
* In chapter 25, Twilight draws a sketch of magically turning a Cyberdisk into a pancake. A literal pancake.
* These reader comments from chapter 26:
-->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/26/stardust/gate-of-babylon#comment/3316613 Xuncu]]:''' *some time later, a number of XCOM soldiers meet in the "Rowling" Barracks/Lab*
-->*milling about and chatting, wondering why they're sitting in school-style desks, and have supplies of notepads, pens, and safety padding*
-->*they all stop and stare as a tiny purple unicorn waltzes in, steps up to the podium, and begins to speak*
-->"Good afternoon, my name is Twilight Sparkle. You are all here because you've tested positive to Field responsiveness, and volunteered for this additional triaining. I will be teaching you (eeee, my first class!) in the study of magic, so that you may be better perpared to protect your world and your loved ones."
-->*dead silence..... a minute*
-->*hand raise*
-->"Yes, you in the back."
-->"Are we wizards now?"
-->"Yes."
-->"I am OK with this."
-->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/26/stardust/gate-of-babylon#comment/3316645 Arad]]:''' And naturally, Twilight recieves tips on proper teaching environments in the military setting from Bradford:
-->Twilight: *27 minutes of unbroken profanity insulting the new recruits character, parentage, personal hygene and personal worth*
-->Matt: "Twily...where did you learn all that?"
-->*Twilight produces a notebook with the sharpie title 'How to be a Drill Sergeant (by David Bradford)'*
-->Twilight: "David gave me this handy guide! It was so nice of him... but I don't know what half these words mean..." *opens the book and raises an eyebrow*
* Bradford showing off his [[spoiler: CombatClairvoyance]] abilities to the research team in Chapter 28, anticipating ''everything'' they're about to say.
* '''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/30/stardust/viking#comment/3551058 PPS:]]''' Wait a minute... a spherical device, thrown at monsters of dangerous and otherworldly power to capture them, that works best on weakened targets... the Arc Grenade is a Poké Ball!
* These reader comments from chapter 33:
-->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/33/stardust/ashes-and-temples#comment/3653686 BadWolf9510]]:''' Live captures: we lost count\\
Weapons recovered: holy shit it's Christmas
--> '''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/33/stardust/ashes-and-temples#comment/3653891 Commander672]]:''' And on ''that'' note, I can't wait until the next council meeting.\\
>>5 has called for a vote: What the ''fuck''?\\
>>Yes votes: 17 total, No votes: 0 total, 0 Abstain\\
>>Proposal Accepted
-->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/33/stardust/ashes-and-temples#comment/3654824 viperhshark0]]:''' Give all the lawn gnomes to charity, forget about it, blame the aliens for stealing them, and then summon Old Man Henderson.\\
(Who knows what goes on in my mind, I don't.)
-->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/33/stardust/ashes-and-temples#comment/3656187 Sketch Scribbles]]:''' Pfft. Imposible's not hard enough. The author modded in an entirely new difficulty just for this.
-->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/33/stardust/ashes-and-temples#comment/3656241 Spectrumancer]]:''' Twilight has earned a promotion!\\
New rank: "Oh no it's coming this way!"\\
Twilight "Overkill" Sparkle\\
Perks:\\
"Oh god run"\\
"Ouch my everything"\\
"It's just a little unicorn, what couI AM ON FIRE!"\\
"Books!"\\
<Blushing Twilight smiley>
* This part of the Council's discussion in chapter 34:
--> "If you go to the indicated timestamp in Lieutenant Harris's armor camera, there's the charging Equestrians and a door flying at the camera. The next? Bananas and green laser beams everywhere.”\\
2: “Never in my life did I think I'd hear that phrase in this meeting.”

!Mente Materia

* Shining Armor's throat-clear in chapter 9 when Lana wonders if Twilight has a shrine for Matt.
* 'Others, on the other hand, are held to be so uniformly polite that they’ve become a sort of legend among humans (NOTE: see file CANADA).'
* Among the topics suspiciously omitted by mankind that were mentioned in chapter 14 are "tumbler" and "feminism".
* Twilight's outburst, in the middle of a crowded room, upon reading about the legal concept of "informed consent" the day after giving Matt kiss on the cheek while he was asleep:
-->'''Twilight''': "I THINK I'M A SEX OFFENDER!"
-->[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud *Twilight realizes that everyone is staring at her*]]
-->*Twilight screams and runs away*

-->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/26/stardust/gate-of-babylon#comment/3316613 Xuncu]]:''' *some time later, a number of XCOM soliders meet in the "Rowling" Barracks/Lab*

* Among the topics suspiciously omitted by mankind that were mentioned in chapter 14 are "tumbler" and "feminism".

* 'Others, on the other hand, are held to be so uniformly polite that they’ve become a sort of legend among humans (NOTE: see file CANADA).'

* Shining Armor's throat-clear in chapter 9 when Lana wonders if Twilight has a shrine for Matt.

2: “Never in my life did I think I'd hear that phrase in this meeting.”

<Blushing Twilight smiley>

(Who knows what goes on in my mind, I don't.)

>>Proposal Accepted

* '''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/33/stardust/ashes-and-temples#comment/3653686 BadWolf9510]]:'''
-->Live captures: we lost count\\
Weapons recovered: holy shit it's Christmas

* '''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/30/stardust/viking#comment/3551058 PPS:]]''' Wait a minute... a spherical device, thrown at monsters of dangerous and otherworldly power to capture them, that works best on weakened targets... the Arc Grenade is a Poké Ball!

* Bradford showing off his [[spoiler: CombatClairvoyance]] abilities to the research team in Chapter 28, anticipating ''everything'' they're about to say.

* Bradford showing off his [[spoiler: CombatClarvoyance]] abilities to the research team in Chapter 28, anticipating ''everything'' they're about to say.

-->Twilight: "David gave me this handy guide! It was so nice of him... but I don't know what half these words mean..." *opens the book and raises an eyebrow*

->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/26/stardust/gate-of-babylon#comment/3316613 Xuncu]]:''' *some time later, a number of XCOM soliders meet in the "Rowling" Barracks/Lab*
->*milling about and chatting, wondering why they're sitting in school-style desks, and have supplies of notepads, pens, and safety padding*
->*they all stop and stare as a tiny purple unicorn waltzes in, steps up to the podium, and begins to speak*
->"Good afternoon, my name is Twilight Sparkle. You are all here because you've tested positive to Field responsiveness, and volunteered for this additional triaining. I will be teaching you (eeee, my first class!) in the study of magic, so that you may be better perpared to protect your world and your loved ones."
->*dead silence..... a minute*
->*hand raise*
->"Yes, you in the back."
->"Are we wizards now?"
->"Yes."
->"I am OK with this."
->'''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/26/stardust/gate-of-babylon#comment/3316645 Arad]]:''' And naturally, Twilight recieves tips on proper teaching environments in the military setting from Bradford:
->Twilight: *27 minutes of unbroken profanity insulting the new recruits character, parentage, personal hygene and personal worth*
->Matt: "Twily...where did you learn all that?"
->*Twilight produces a notebook with the sharpie title 'How to be a Drill Sergeant (by David Bradford)'*
->Twilight: "David gave me this handy guide! It was so nice of him... but I don't know what half these words mean..." *opens the book and raises an eyebrow*

* In chapter 25, Twilight draws a sketch of magically turning a Cyberdisk into a pancake. A literal pancake.

* In chapter 25, Twilight draws a sketch of magically turning a Cyberdisk into a pancake.