History Funny / ApolloJusticeAceAttorney

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--> Ema: Quiet. It is snack time now. [[color:green:MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH]]

--> Phoenix: Consider it a birthday present, Trucy.
--> Trucy: Thanks! It's great! But... ...today isn't my birthday.
--> Phoenix: ...Hmm. Good point. ...What day is it today, Apollo?
--> Apollo: Huh? Today? Um... I think it's "Recycle Your Plastics" day...
--> Phoenix: Then, it's a Recycle-Your-Plastics present.
--> Trucy: Yippee! So it's plastic!
--> Apollo: (I've given up trying to understand them. It's much easier that way.)

* ''Apollo Justice'' case 1:
--> '''Apollo:''' ''[cue ThemeMusicPowerUp]'' '''''[[color:red:O! B! J! E! C! T! I! O! N!]]''''' \\

* In "Turnabout Trump", after Olga testifies about the card game, the judge becomes surprised at the possibility of gambling in the Borscht Bowl Club. Olga's response?

* This conversation in Case 1.
--> Wright: (about the locket he's wearing) It's a locket with a picture of my daughter in it.
--> Apollo: I'm surprised to hear you have a daughter.
--> Wright: Yes, most people are when they hear about her.

* ''Everything'' pertaining to panties in Apollo Justice's second case. Especially the judge's reactions whenever a pair is pulled out.

* Speaking of Case 2, what about [[ForScience Wesley]] [[PantyThief Stickler]]? He is pretty much the younger ''and'' male version of a certain [[MotorMouth Old]][[ScrollingText bag]] -I mean, [[OldWindbag old lady]] that has been haunting the '''entire''' Ace Attorney series since Game ''one''. His cross-examinations are some of the most interesting ones in the game. Like for example:

* There's this little beauty from case 4-2:

* During the second day in court for Case 4-2, when asked to present evidence that connects the first witness to a clinic in question, presenting the wrong evidence causes Klavier to take the honor of giving you a penalty...'''with a guitar solo.'''
* "[[color:red:OBJECTION!]] Th... [[ThatWasObjectionable That's just dumb]]!!"
* While investigating Case 4-2:

* From Case 2. Presenting Trucy with her own panties after finding them leads too this conversation:

* In 4-2, when Klavier asks you for evidence that [[spoiler:someone was hiding in the noodle stand]], you have the option to refuse. [[ButThouMust Well, sort of]].

* The following exchange, after winning Case 4-2:

* In Lamiroir's dressing room, Apollo looks at a police recruitment poster. Trucy suggests that it's designed to make the reader think that "Police" is the name of a band. Apollo replies. "That's just silly. Who would name a band "ThePolice"?
--> Trucy: ''(commenting on the room)'' It'd be cooler if they turned that red light on.
--> Apollo: ...They don't have to turn on the red light.

--> Apollo: [[color:green:Headset attached to Trucy]]
--> Trucy: 'Attached'!? I'm not some kind of robot, Apollo!

--> Klavier: And you're sure the shots came from Lamiroir's room?
--> Apollo: Yes, absolutely.
--> Ema: Hey, I'm the one being cross examined here! Here, this will keep you quiet! [[color:green:*ka-tonk*]]
--> Apollo: *grins sheepishly* Ah, thanks. So...[[color:green:MUNCH]]...how about it...[[color:green:MUNCH]]...Ema?
--> Ema: We were right...[[color:green:MUNCH]]...there. Hard to be mistaken about that...[[color:green:MUNCH]].
--> Judge: Please, either talk, or eat. Not both at the same time!
* Anyone else giggle at Klavier's sulking during the third case? He's introduced as this calm-and-cool prosecutor, only to see him getting pissy about his bad day and the performance being off despite only him noticing. Amusing and adorable.
** Speaking of sulky Klavier in Turnabout Serenade, it's extremely amusing to see Ema being able to get a rise out of him during the first court day, considering how difficult it was to break through his relaxed grin in case 2 (even if you refute his claims with strong evidence, he appears completely cool with it!)
--> Klavier: No one here had a motive to kill him and certainly not in such an elaborate fashion.
--> Ema: Unless our famous prosecutor did it as a publicity stunt.
--> Klavier: Wh-What did you say?

--> Judge: Prosecutor Gavin! You did this to promote your song!?

--> Valant: Alakazooooomg!
* Near the start of 4-4 Ema's been using a new spray she recently acquired in her investigation.

* During the flashback in 4-4, it's possible to get a penalty for "excessive perspiration."

* "Tell him I said 'Hi'... Oh, and 'Screw you'. "
* In "Turnabout Trump", after Olga testifies about the card game, the judge becomes surprised at the possibility of gambling in the Borscht Bowl Club. Olga's response?
--> No money. Just game. [[DirtyCommunists Must be hard for capitalist to understand]].
* [[spoiler:Daryan Crescend]]'s VillainousBreakdown, in which he ''flails his AnimeHair'' like mad while supplicating for [[spoiler:Machi]] not to rat him out.
--> I'll buy you a house made of cookies! I'll buy you a house made of [[spoiler:''pianos'']]!

* "'Logical'? [[YouKeepUsingThatWord I do not think this word means what you think it means, Herr Forehead!]]"
* When you get to Klavier's office, try examining his display of guitars both when he's there and after he leaves. It's too good to describe in words.
** Another example at Klavier's office: when you examine the massage chair, Klavier begins to explain what it is, and Trucy cuts across him. He then falls silent and when Trucy asks him what's wrong, he says he just realized that it's useless to try talking about it.
** The RockersSmashGuitars conversation is hilarious partly because Klavier says he treats his guitars like lovers. He's possibly just joking, but it's still funny.

* Apollo's constant exasperation with Phoenix and Trucy is always worth a laugh, too:
--> Phoenix: Consider it a birthday present, Trucy.
--> Trucy: Thanks! It's great! But... ...today isn't my birthday.
--> Phoenix: ...Hmm. Good point. ...What day is it today, Apollo?
--> Apollo: Huh? Today? Um... I think it's "Recycle Your Plastics" day...
--> Phoenix: Then, it's a Recycle-Your-Plastics present.
--> Trucy: Yippee! So it's plastic!
--> Apollo: (I've given up trying to understand them. It's much easier that way.)

--> '''Trucy:''' You got the "I" and "Y" wrong, Appolo!

* [[spoiler: After she gets better from being poisoned,]] Vera Misham does a few sketches. The first one is a cute picture of Trucy. The second one... is just Apollo's IdiotHair.
--> '''Trucy''': She really captured your essence, Apollo!

* "The witness will refrain from pausing suspiciously!"
* Examining the desk with the flowers and the picture frame in the front-left corner of [[spoiler:Kristoph's jail cell]] yields a pretty amusing conversation. Phoenix thinks that [[spoiler:Kristoph]] is talking about the ''flowers'' being important to him, until [[spoiler:Kristoph]] reveals that he means the dog in the picture.

* From Case 2. Presenting Trucy with her own panties after finding them leads too this conversation:
--> Trucy: The are the highlight of the show! People come from far and wide just too see my panties!
--> Apollo: You...might not want to advertise it like that...
--> Trucy: ...?
* "[[color:red:OBJECTION!]] Th... [[ThatWasObjectionable That's just dumb]]!!"
* This conversation in Case 1.
--> Wright: (about the locket he's wearing) It's a locket with a picture of my daughter in it.
--> Apollo: I'm surprised to hear you have a daughter.
--> Wright: Yes, most people are when they hear about her.

* Ema's obsession with Snackoos.
--> Ema: Quiet. It is snack time now. [[color:green:MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH]]
** [[RunningGag (She Snackoo'd me.)]]

* The following exchange, after winning Case 4-2:
--> [[spoiler:'''Alita Tiala''':]] My only mistake was [[spoiler:hiring you]]. I figured that if anyone could have [[spoiler:gotten Wocky found guilty]], it would have been you.
--> '''Apollo:''' *disgusted face*

* In 4-2, when Klavier asks you for evidence that [[spoiler:someone was hiding in the noodle stand]], you have the option to refuse. [[ButThouMust Well, sort of]].
-->'''Apollo:''' You want evidence that [[spoiler:someone was in that stand]]...? Well, '''too bad!'''
-->'''Klavier:''' [[VisibleSilence .............]]
-->'''Apollo:''' ...Kidding! Just kidding! I've got it!

--> Klavier: "And you're sure the shots came from Lamiroir's room?"

--> I'll buy you a house made of cookies! I'll buy you a house made of ''pianos''!

* Speaking of Case 2, what about [[ForScience Wesley]] [[PantyThief Stickler]]? He is pretty much the younger ''and'' male version of a certain [[MotorMouth Old]][[ScrollingText bag]] -I mean, [[OldWindbag old lady]] that has been haunting the '''entire''' Ace Attorney series since Game ''one''. This troper finds his cross-examinations one of the most interesting ones in GS4. Like for example:

* This Troper hopes she wasn't the only one thinking what Apollo [[DoubleEntendre meant]] during this conversation in Case 1.

** This troper was honestly disappointed that the lobster didn't return in [[spoiler:the last case]] ''just'' because of how funny it was the first time.

The following exchange, after winning Case 4-2:
--> [[spoiler:'''Alita Tiala:]] My only mistake was [[spoiler:hiring you]]. I figured that if anyone could have [[spoiler:gotten Wocky found guilty]], it would have been you.

** This troper was honestly disappointed that the lobster didn't return in [[spoiler:the last case]] ''just'' because of how funny it was the first time.

* Speaking of Case 2, what about [[ForScience Wesley]] [[PantyThief Stickler]]? He is pretty much the younger ''and'' male version of a certain [[MotorMouth Old]][[ScrollingText bag]] -I mean, [[OldWindbag old lady]] that has been haunting the '''entire''' Ace Attorney series since Game ''one''. This troper finds his cross-examinations one of the most interesting ones in GS4. Like for exmaple:

--> Apollo: You...might not want too advertise it like that...

--> Apollo: You...might not what too advertise it like that...

* "[[color:red:OBJECTION!]] Th... That's just dumb!!"

** This troper was honestly disappointed that the lobster didn't return in [[spoiler:the last case]] just because of how funny it was the first time.

* Examining the desk with the flower in picture frame in the front-left corner of [[spoiler:Kristoph's jail cell]] yields a pretty amusing conversation. Phoenix thinks that [[spoiler:Kristoph]] is talking about the ''flowers'' being important to him, until [[spoiler:Kristoph]] reveals that he means the dog in the picture.

--> '''Apollo''': ...Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it.
* "Tell him I said 'Hi' and 'Screw you'. "

--> '''Apollo:''' I'm a lawyer, I live for needless procedures.

** Another example at Klavier's office: when you examine the massage chair, Klavier begins to explain what it is, and Trucy cuts across him. He then falls silent and when Trucy asks him what's wrong, he says he just realised that it's useless to try talking about it.