History Funny / AnarchyReigns

-->'''Jack:''' [[DobuleEntendre I'd select her for my post]].

* When preparing for a multiplayer game or practice session of said multiplayer, when selected, each character will break out of what they were doing somehow and and do something Badass. All except Mathilda, who is cleaning glasses. When she is selected, she puts a glass she was cleaning on the shelf, while the camera zooms in on her (damn fine!) ass. Without any warning, or even flinching, she backhands the camera out of nowhere, [[InterfaceScrew causing a crack to appear on the screen]]. Probably one of the more [[LiteralMinded literal]] instances of [[BreakingTheFourthWall Breaking the]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Fourth Wall]].

-->'''Jack:''' I'd select her for my post.
-->'''Amala:''' Only if you want to get it broken, Jack.

* First cutscene for the White Side half of the campaign mode. The Bar-Bot '''jumps the bar''' and [[FlippingTheBird flips off]] Leo as he's leaving. When Leo looks back, the Bar-Bot suddenly becomes sheepish.

* When Big Bull executes a [[GiantMook mutant]], he [[ThisIsADrill uses a drill]] [[DrillBelowTheShoulder from his right arm]] to mutilate it until it explodes. The head of the mutant then ends up in Big Bull's hand, which he nonchalantly tosses over his shoulder like something he's lost interest in.

* In the ''Butcher's Banquet'' mission, Rinrin and Big Bull both decide to help Jack fight Zero's new robot, to his cynical bewilderment.
-->'''Jack:''' Never knew I had ''super friends''...

** The best part is that after that fight and defeating Zero, he goes along with Jack's 'super friends' nickname. And then Rinrin tries to start an argument with Big Bull over who helped Jack more.

* ''Black Fire, White Ice''. It starts out serious enough, but then when Baron starts talking, it goes to hilarious. After making a spectical of himself (as usual), Sasha goes and insults his manhood. Cue the ShoutOut and squeeling fanbase. "Aw Hell naw!" So now Baron has Jack go on his way to pick a fight with "Bar''bitch''ka". Just as we leave, we're left a pure gem.

* A bit of a meta one, but there's an item in the game that makes you invisible. Enemies will then walk around and not even notice you. You can sneak up behind one and grab them to perform a "stealth kill". Watch as your still invisible character loudly swings the poor sap around and slams him into the ground, and none of the other enemies even care.

* Any mission that uses the song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCrf9VCKQJg "Fast Lane"]] ends up coming off as one. For example, one of Jack's missions brings a gameplay shift from "post-apocalyptic brawler" to "post-apocalyptic kart racer time trial." Meanwhile, Leo gets to hijack a helicopter drone with infinite missiles and unleash any stress he's been undergoing upon the unsuspecting mutants and drones below.

* The beginning of "The Wounded Beast". The Baron makes a minor spectacle of himself as usual, and stylishly whips out his Killer Weapon, declaring that he's gonna help Jack find Max. Jack just turns silently and turns him down with "I work better alone." Cue Baron's disappointed face as he silently retracts his Killer Weapon. Made even better by the whoopie cushion-like sound effect that accompanies it. You can just ''hear'' the Baron's ego deflating.

* The beginning of "The Wounded Beast". The Baron makes a minor spectacle of himself as usual, and stylishly whips out his Killer Weapon, declaring that he's gonna help Jack find Max. Jack just turns silently and turns him down with "I work better alone." Cue Baron's disappointed face as he silently retracts his Killer Weapon. Made even better by the whoopie cushion-like sound effect that accompanies it.

-->'''Nikolai:''' Bah. I will catch this greased pig.

*** Well, [[LetsGetDangerous not]] [[BewareTheSillyOnes always]] .

* [[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYqq5w5-1o They Came From Underground]], a song about the game's mutants.

-->'''Jack''': ...[[Corpsing (Cracks up, and chuckles)]] The fuck?!