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* Skimping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.

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* Skimping Skipping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.
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* Legends say he's still flying...
--> ''(A kid is doing kick-ups with a ball while a guy watches)''\\
'''Father:''' That's my boy.\\
''(the ball gets kicked into the sky)''\\
'''Father:''' No, my boy!\\
'''Ball:''' FATHER, HELP!
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* This restaurant oughta be checking the kitchen for any [[{{Pun}} street rats]].\\

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* This restaurant oughta be checking the kitchen for any [[{{Pun}} street rats]].\\
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-->'''Guy 2:''' Stop turning people into-!

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-->'''Guy 2:''' Stop turning people into-!into-!\\

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'''Chef:''' ''(pizza is about as big as him)'' Oh, no! I dropped-a the pizza on a little man!
* Skipping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.

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'''Chef:''' ''(pizza is about as big as him)'' Oh, no! I dropped-a drop-a the pizza on a little man!
* Skipping Skimping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.



* Egg.
-->'''Guy 2:''' Stop turning people into-!
-->'''Guy 1:''' Egg.
--> ''(Guy 2 is now an egg)''
* This restaurant oughta be checking the kitchen for any [[{{Pun}} street rats]].
-->'''Guy 1:''' Ey. ''(shot of sandwich)'' Get outta moi sandwich!\\
'''Guy 2:''' ''(lifts bread)'' [[BluntNo No.]] ''(lowers bread)''



'''Defendant:''' (''frowns'')\\

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'''Defendant:''' (''frowns'')\\''(frowns)''\\



'''Defendant:''' (''smiles'')\\

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'''Defendant:''' (''smiles'')\\''(smiles)''\\



''(The defendant immediately drops dead)''

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''(The ''(the defendant immediately drops dead)''dead)''
* Egg.
-->'''Guy 2:''' Stop turning people into-!
'''Guy 1:''' Egg.\\
''(Guy 2 is now an egg)''
* This restaurant oughta be checking the kitchen for any [[{{Pun}} street rats]].\\
-->'''Guy 1:''' Ey. ''(shot of sandwich)'' Get outta moi sandwich!\\
'''Guy 2:''' ''(lifts bread)'' [[BluntNo No.]] ''(lowers bread)''



'''Mother:''' Aww.... you don't have any friends. ''(is suddenly in sunglasses and holding a skateboard)'' NERD! ''(skates away to the intro of the ''Mine Turtle'' song)''

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'''Mother:''' Aww....Aww... you don't have any friends. ''(is suddenly in sunglasses and holding a skateboard)'' NERD! ''(skates away to the intro of the ''Mine Turtle'' song)''
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'''Judge:''' The sentence is death.\\

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'''Judge:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution The sentence is death.\\]]\\
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* His crime was wasting the court's time.
-->'''Judge:''' I find you guilty...\\
'''Defendant:''' (''frowns'')\\
'''Judge:''' ...of nothing!\\
'''Defendant:''' (''smiles'')\\
'''Judge:''' The sentence is death.\\
''(The defendant immediately drops dead)''
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* Skimping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.

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* Skimping Skipping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.

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* The way Tom ends his ''VideoGame/MonsterLegends'' promo.
-->'''Tom:''' Alright, see ya'! ''(steps on a Mine Turtle)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I DESERVE THIS.]] ''(explodes)''\\

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* The way Tom ends his Like the ''Muffin Time'' announcement, the ''VideoGame/MonsterLegends'' promo.
-->'''Tom:'''
promo makes what could have been bland and boring into a series of genuinely funny gags.
** First of all, Tom introduces what ''Monster Legends'' is, a mobile game.
--->'''Guy:''' ''(holding a corded rotary phone)'' Can I play it on ''this'' phone?\\
'''Tom:''' No.\\
'''Guy:''' Aw. ''(hangs up the phone)''\\
'''Mine Turtle:''' ''(is now the base of the phone)'' Hello! ''(boom)''
** Next, touting the features of the game, including PvP multiplayer.
--->'''Kid:''' Can I play with ''my'' friends?\\
'''Mother:''' Aww.... you don't have any friends. ''(is suddenly in sunglasses and holding a skateboard)'' NERD! ''(skates away to the intro of the ''Mine Turtle'' song)''
** Tom seems to have gone out of his way to make sure that the Mine Turtle is as adorable in ''Monster Legends'' as it is in ''asdfmovie''.
--->'''Tom:''' I mean, just look at him. I love you.
** And finally, after detailing the limited-time nature of the promo...
--->'''Tom:''' ''(waves off ML!Mine Turtle)''
Alright, see ya'! ''(steps on a asdf Mine Turtle)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I DESERVE THIS.]] ''(explodes)''\\
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* ASDF Movie 8 came out and it did not disappoint with its first joke.

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* ASDF Movie 8 asdfmovie8 came out and it did not disappoint with its first joke.



* A Karen joke in ASDF Movie

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* A Karen joke in ASDF Movieasdfmovie.
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-->''' British Accent Karen:''' (to a chair) I want to speak to your manager!
--> '''Chair 2:''' (thick scottish accent) What seems to be the problem here?

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-->''' British Accent Karen:''' (to ''(to a chair) chair)'' I want to speak to your manager!
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manager!\\
'''Chair 2:''' (thick scottish accent) ''(thick Scottish accent)'' What seems to be the problem here?
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-->'''Guy 2:''' Stop turning people into

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-->'''Guy 2:''' Stop turning people intointo-!



-->''' British Accent Karen:''' (to a chair) I want to speak to your manager!

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-->''' British Accent Karen:''' Karen:''' (to a chair) I want to speak to your manager!
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* Egg.
-->'''Guy 2:''' Stop turning people into
-->'''Guy 1:''' Egg.
--> ''(Guy 2 is now an egg)''


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* A Karen joke in ASDF Movie
-->''' British Accent Karen:''' (to a chair) I want to speak to your manager!
--> '''Chair 2:''' (thick scottish accent) What seems to be the problem here?
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* Skimping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.
--> '''Guy 1:''' It's Taco Tuesday.\\
'''Guy 2:''' Not again!\\
'''Giant Taco:''' ''(bursts through wall)'' WHERE'S MY MONEY?!

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* The way Tom ends his ''VideoGame/MonsterLegends'' promo.
-->'''Tom:''' Alright, see ya'! ''(steps on a Mine Turtle)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I DESERVE THIS.]] ''(explodes)''\\
'''Tombstone:''' R.I.P [=TomSka=] [[SelfDeprecation ‘BELOVED SELLOUT’]]

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* A kid asking where babies come from:
-->'''Mom:''' Baby gun!
-->'''Kid:''' What?
-->'''Mom:''' (Fires said gun and a baby comes out.)



* A kid asking where babies come from:
-->'''Mom:''' Baby gun!
-->'''Kid:''' What?
-->'''Mom:''' (Fires said gun and a baby comes out.)




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* This restaurant oughta be checking the kitchen for any [[{{Pun}} street rats]].
-->'''Guy 1:''' Ey. ''(shot of sandwich)'' Get outta moi sandwich!\\
'''Guy 2:''' ''(lifts bread)'' [[BluntNo No.]] ''(lowers bread)''
* This [[PerfectlyCromulentWord skutch]] says it all.
-->'''Teacher:''' Here's the results of your spelling test. ''("F" on paper)''\\
'''Student:''' Wow! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint An A!]]
* WebAnimation/SuctionCupMan oughta be renamed to [[CantUnhearIt Cup Man]].
-->'''Bargoer:''' Make me a drink! ''[[ExactWords (Bartender claps him into a glass of alcohol)]]'' Yeah!
* This is one heck of a [[StealthPun macabre]] joke.
-->'''Girl:''' Mom... I'm scared.\\
'''Mom:''' Aw, honey! Ghosts aren't real!\\
'''Girl:''' ''[[IResembleThatRemark (is a ghost)]]'' Oh. [[CuteGhostGirl ...Okay.]] ''(solemnly retreats into her grave)''
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!!asdfmovie14
* Don't forget the LargeHam to go.
-->'''Chef:''' Ey, somebody order a large-a pizza?!\\
'''Man:''' ''I'' did. ''(crushed by a giant pizza)''\\
'''Chef:''' ''(pizza is about as big as him)'' Oh, no! I dropped-a the pizza on a little man!
* We've heard of foreplay, but this is ridiculous.
-->'''Girl:''' ''(covers guy's eyes)'' Guess ''whoooooooose'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment arms I stole]]?
* There's literally no way to get tired of being random at this point.
-->'''Guy:''' ''[[TeleFrag (phases through ground)]]'' You want some spaghetti?
* The potential odor must be too much for one life to take.
-->''♪Broccoli Sockoli,''\\
''what's he doing today?!♪''\\
[[WhamLine He's dead.]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
'''[[TheEnd THE END]]'''
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'''Boss (now a frog wife)''': Oh hi honey, how as work?\\
'''Employee''': Pretty good, but I just quit my job.\\

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'''Boss (now a frog wife)''': Oh hi hey honey, how as was work?\\
'''Employee''': Pretty good, but I just quit my job.\\
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-->'''Mum''' (Fires said gun and a baby comes out.)

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-->'''Mum''' -->'''Mom:''' (Fires said gun and a baby comes out.)
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* A kid asking where babies come from:
-->'''Mom:''' Baby gun!
-->'''Kid:''' What?
-->'''Mum''' (Fires said gun and a baby comes out.)
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** Even better? Tom confirmed in [[https://youtu.be/Kfhdp5U_J-E "What is the best asdfmovie joke?"]] that this sketch is a BrickJoke. That's ''Joey'' crawling out of the guy's mouth.
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'''[[LetsPlay/DanTDM Guy]]:''' We're all gonna die.\\

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'''[[LetsPlay/DanTDM Guy]]:''' '''Guy:''' We're all gonna die.\\
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'''[[LetsPlay/DanTDM Guy:]]''' We're all gonna die.\\

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'''[[LetsPlay/DanTDM Guy:]]''' Guy]]:''' We're all gonna die.\\
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'''Guy:''' We're all gonna die.\\

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'''Guy:''' '''[[LetsPlay/DanTDM Guy:]]''' We're all gonna die.\\



-->'''Man''': (calling out to a man on top of a building) No!! Don't jump!! *pulls out a video recorder* Okay, now jump.

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-->'''Man''': (calling out to a man on top of a building) No!! Don't jump!! *pulls out a video recorder* Okay, now jump.jump!
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-->'''Doctor:''' Hey, what time is it?\\

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-->'''Doctor:''' --->'''Doctor:''' Hey, what time is it?\\



-->'''Announcer:''' You win the game if you have exactly ten cards in your hand at the start of your turn. Simple, right?\\

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-->'''Announcer:''' --->'''Announcer:''' You win the game if you have exactly ten cards in your hand at the start of your turn. Simple, right?\\



-->'''Guy 1:''' Ooh, what's this? ''(card he's holding pulls out a gun and shoots him)''\\

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-->'''Guy --->'''Guy 1:''' Ooh, what's this? ''(card he's holding pulls out a gun and shoots him)''\\



-->'''Mugger:''' Gimme your hand!\\

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-->'''Mugger:''' --->'''Mugger:''' Gimme your hand!\\



--> '''Potato:''' YouFool Nothing can get past me! [[TemptingFate Nothing except a dog with a knife...]]\\

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--> ---> '''Potato:''' YouFool Nothing can get past me! [[TemptingFate Nothing except a dog with a knife...]]\\



-->'''Muffled screaming:''' HELP ME!

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-->'''Muffled --->'''Muffled screaming:''' HELP ME!



-->'''Big Potato:''' I'M A PROFESSIONAL GAME PUBLISHER!

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-->'''Big --->'''Big Potato:''' I'M A PROFESSIONAL GAME PUBLISHER!
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* "Now son, don't touch that cactus!"\\
''[kid sticks himself on cactus]''\\
"[[VoiceOfTheLegion You're dead]] [[DisproportionateRetribution to me.]]"
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'''Boss''': YOU CAN'T FROG ME, YOU'RE MY WIFE!\\
'''Employee''': I'M NOT YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE MY WIFE!\\
'''Boss''': Oh hi honey, how as work?\\

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'''Boss''': '''Boss (now a frog)''': YOU CAN'T FROG ME, YOU'RE MY WIFE!\\
'''Employee''': '''Employee (now a wife)''': I'M NOT YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE MY WIFE!\\
'''Boss''': '''Boss (now a frog wife)''': Oh hi honey, how as work?\\
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-->"Heh, uh, your girlfriend... ''[[CasanovaWannabe (inquisitively)]]'' She single?"

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-->"Heh, -->"Hey, uh, your girlfriend... ''[[CasanovaWannabe (inquisitively)]]'' She single?"
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-->"So, uh, your girlfriend... ''[[CasanovaWannabe (inquisitively)]]'' She single?"

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-->"So, -->"Heh, uh, your girlfriend... ''[[CasanovaWannabe (inquisitively)]]'' She single?"
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-->"So, uh, your girlfriend... ''[[CasanovaWannabe (inquisitively)]]'' She single?

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-->"So, uh, your girlfriend... ''[[CasanovaWannabe (inquisitively)]]'' She single?single?"

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