History Funny / ADragonOfTheNorth

** Littlefinger DrowningHisSorrows in one of his brothels.

* Somewhat meta-wise, the Write-in response of "This isn't where I parked my horse..." winning the vote for Jon's action when discovered eavesdropping at Runestone. Initially a joke vote, the response caught on and won. [[FunnyAneurysmMoment And perhaps may also have started the enmity with House Turner...]]

* Somewhat meta-wise, the Write-in response of "This isn't where I parked my horse..." winning the vote for Jon's action when discovered eavesdropping at Runestone. Initially a joke vote, the response caught on and won. [[HarsherInHindsight And perhaps may also have started the enmity with House Turner...]]

* Pretty much every moment with Olenna Tyrell in it is gold.

* Beric and everybody else's (in the quest or thread) reaction to the naming of Theon Greyjoy as Warden of the West and Lord of Casterly Rock.

--> Also, Margaery's were firmer and fuller, but that was a separate matter entirely.

* Beric and everybody else's (in the quest or thread) reaction to the naming of Theon Greyjoy as Warden of the West and Lord of Casterly Rock.

* Theon killing Ramsey by stabbing him in the dick

* Robert Baratheon's reaction when he remembered how...''eager'' [[spoiler: Lady Buckwell]] was in bed.

* "Lord Stormcrown," says the dowager with a nod of her head "You made quite an entrance this fine day. Quite a sight you made, swooping in on your overgrown lizard. One might think you were trying to make a statement."
** "I was," you say calmly enough "the statement is: I have a dragon. I'm sorry to hear you didn't quite catch it, but I suppose it was very subtle."

** "Lady Olenna," you say with a polite bow and a mental sigh as you kiss her hand "My home and hearth will always be yours. Someone has to be called Nana by the children after all."
** "I shall disown every spawn of your loins that dares call me thus," she says with a sniff "But it is well that hear you say so. You'll forgive me for interrupting the procession of course, being merely a well-meaning, harmless old dowager-"

** "I was," you say calmly enough "the statement is: I have a dragon. I'm sorry to hear you didn't quite catch it, but I suppose it was very subtle."

* "Not kittens," said Tommen with widened eyes as he hugged his sister for reassurance "Not the kittens."

* The court's reaction after finding out that Littlefinger was unaware that he had Blackfyre all along along gathering dust in a warehouse, and sold it to Jon for what amounted to loose change. Renly's reaction was especially amusing: ''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artifact dating back to the Doom.''
* Yohn's made a hobby of playing jokes on others. He tricked Olyvar into spending hours studying Stark history for abet he didn't even bother participating in [[StealthMentor (while at the same time forcing him to learn his master's family history)]], and had his bird land and crap on Jon's shoulder while he was meditating.

* The conversation between Jon and Tyrion, when in response to Tyrion's comment about all Lannisters not being monsters Jon replies: "You've a Kingslayer for a brother, a butcher for a father, and a cunt for a nephew, forgive me for not feeling overly kind."

* The conversation between Jon and Tyrion, when in response to Tyrion's comment about all Lannisters not being monsters Jon replies: "'You've a Kingslayer for a brother, a butcher for a father, and a cunt for a nephew,' you say as he spits his second drink all over the table 'Forgive me for not feeling overly kind.'"

* The conversation between Jon and Tyrion, when in response to Tyrion's comment as to his surliness Jon replies: "'You've a Kingslayer for a brother, a butcher for a father, and a cunt for a nephew,' you say as he spits his second drink all over the table 'Forgive me for not feeling overly kind.'"

* Yohn's made a hobby of playing jokes on others. He tricked Olyvar into spending hours studying Stark history for abet he didn't even bother participating in [[StealthMentor (while at the same time forcing him to learn his master's family history)]], and had his bird land and crap on Jon's shoulder while he was meditating.

* Somewhat meta-wise, the Write-in response of "This isn't where I parked my horse..." winning the vote for Jon's action when discovered eavesdropping at Runestone. Initially a joke vote, the response caught on and won. [[HarsherInHindsight And perhaps my also have started the enmity with House Turner...]]

* The court's reaction after finding out that Littlefinger was unaware that he had Blackfyre all along along gathering dust in a warehouse, and sold it to Jon for what amounted to loose change. Renly's reaction was especially amusing: ''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artefact dating back to the Doom.''

* The court's reaction after finding out that Littlefinger was unaware that he had Blackfyre all along along gathering dust in a warehouse, and sold it to Jon for what amounted to loose change. Renly's reaction in particular was hilarious: ''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artefact dating back to the Doom.''

* The court's reaction after finding out that Littlefinger was unaware that he had Blackfyre all along along gathering dust in a warehouse, and sold it to Jon for what amounted to loose change. Renly's reaction in particular was hilarious: ->''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artefact dating back to the Doom.''

* The court's reaction after finding out that Littlefinger was unaware that he had Blackfyre all along along gathering dust in a warehouse, and sold it to Jon for what amounted to loose change. Renly's reaction in particular was hilarious:
** ->''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artefact dating back to the Doom.''

* ->''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artefact dating back to the Doom.''

->''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artefact dating back to the Doom.''

* Somewhat meta-wise, the Write-in response of "This isn't where I parked my horse..." winning the vote for Jon's action when discovered eavesdropping at Runestone. Initially a joke vote, the response caught on and won. [[HarsherInHindsight And perhaps my also have started the enmity with House Turner...]]