1 | * Somewhat meta-wise, the Write-in response of "This isn't where I parked my horse..." winning the vote for Jon's action when discovered eavesdropping at Runestone. Initially a joke vote, the response caught on and won. [[HarsherInHindsight And perhaps may also have started the enmity with House Turner...]] |
2 | * The court's reaction after finding out that Littlefinger was unaware that he had Blackfyre all along gathering dust in a warehouse, and sold it to Jon for what amounted to loose change. Renly's reaction was especially amusing: ''Lord Renly in particular had grown fond of presenting him with a broken kitchen ladle at random times, claiming it to be an ancient Valyrian artifact dating back to the Doom.'' |
3 | ** Littlefinger DrowningHisSorrows in one of his brothels, after finding out. |
4 | * Yohn's made a hobby of playing jokes on others. He tricked Olyvar into spending hours studying Stark history for a bet he didn't even bother participating in [[StealthMentor (while at the same time forcing him to learn his master's family history)]], and had his bird land and crap on Jon's shoulder while he was meditating. |
5 | * The conversation between Jon and Tyrion, when in response to Tyrion's comment about all Lannisters not being monsters Jon replies: "You've a Kingslayer for a brother, a butcher for a father, and a cunt for a nephew, forgive me for not feeling overly kind." |
6 | * "Not kittens," said Tommen with widened eyes as he hugged his sister for reassurance "Not the kittens." |
7 | * Pretty much [[SnarkToSnarkCombat every moment with]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior Olenna Tyrell]] in it is gold. |
8 | -->"Lord Stormcrown," says the dowager with a nod of her head "You made quite an entrance this fine day. Quite a sight you made, swooping in on your overgrown lizard. One might think you were trying to make a statement."\ |
9 | "I was," you say calmly enough "the statement is: I have a dragon. I'm sorry to hear you didn't quite catch it, but I suppose it was very subtle." |
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11 | -->"I don't know," you tease slightly "I haven't yet decided who to give the garland crown when I win House Hightower's tourney. And a Tyrell marriage wouldn't be amiss."\ |
12 | "My dear," she says to you very quietly and carefully, almost beckoning you to lean in to listen "I would ruin you for any other woman." |
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14 | -->"Lady Olenna," you say with a polite bow and a mental sigh as you kiss her hand "My home and hearth will always be yours. Someone has to be called Nana by the children after all."\ |
15 | "I shall disown every spawn of your loins that dares call me thus," she says with a sniff "But it is well that hear you say so. You'll forgive me for interrupting the procession of course, being merely a well-meaning, harmless old dowager-" |
16 | * Odran zo Odran uttering his signature catchphrase "literally nothing wrong" after getting his entire army of Unsullied killed. |
17 | * Robert Baratheon's reaction when he remembered how...''eager'' [[spoiler: Lady Buckwell]] was in bed. |
18 | * Theon killing Ramsey by stabbing him in the dick |
19 | * Tywin Lannister's men surrendering him to the royal armies while he was attempting to... restock his treasury. |
20 | * Beric and everybody else's (in the quest or thread) [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] to the naming of Theon Greyjoy as Warden of the West and Lord of Casterly Rock. |
21 | * While traveling to the Eyrie through the Vale, a woman on a balcony (who was probably a whore) flashed Jon her breasts, maybe hoping to curry favor with the new King. Jon does not react externally, but... |
22 | --> Also, Margaery's were firmer and fuller, but that was a separate matter entirely. |
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