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* When Creator/MerylStreep accepted a BAFTA for Best Original Screeplay for Creator/CharlieKaufman, (who won it for ''Film/{{Adaptation}}'') she said: "I would like to thank BAFTA for this wonderful honor, I would like to spank... ''thank'' Spike Jonze...
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* In a court of law in Vietnam in 2023 regarding libel aimed at various celebrities, a lawyer who was representing a celebrity couple (footballer Công Vinh and singer Thuỷ Tiên) accidentally addressed his clients as "Công Viên Thuỷ Tinh" (glass park). This quickly became a source for MemeticMutation.
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* In one Russian newspaper, there was an article where a woman instead of "gryzun" (rodent) typed "gruzin" (Georgian) Some time later, a comment was published, explaining that Georgians and other people from the Caucasus Mountains have a reputation for being passionate lovers, and that lady apparently lacked something in her life.
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* In a court of law in Vietnam in 2023 regarding libel aimed at various celebrities, a lawyer who was representing a celebrity couple (footballer Công Vinh and singer Thuỷ Tiên) accidentally addressed his clients as "Công Viên Thuỷ Tinh" (lit. glass (glass park). This quickly became a source for MemeticMutation.
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* In one of his early sportscasting gigs as the play-by-play announcer for the American Basketball Association's Spirits of St. Louis, Bob Costas tried to say that the team didn't want to blow their lead as they had in the game they played the night before. But he fumbled it a bit and said "They don't want a repeat of last night's blow job." He got reprimanded but kept his job.
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* Creator/FoxNewsChannel reporter Shepard Smith [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY once said that]] residents of Music/JenniferLopez's home street in the Bronx "sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow jo- or a bl-block party".
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* Creator/FoxNewsChannel Fox News Channel reporter Shepard Smith [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY once said that]] residents of Music/JenniferLopez's home street in the Bronx "sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow jo- or a bl-block party".
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* Creator/{{MSNBC}} anchor Chris Hayes once referred to 2016 presidential primary candidate Bernie Sanders as "Bernie Sandwiches" on air. He later explained on Twitter that he was looking at people being served dinner offscreen at the time. Similarly, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly referred to him as "Bernie Sandals", [[https://mashable.com/2016/02/09/bernie-sandals/#wYovZSWTbaqB resulting in people making actual Bernie Sandals]].
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* Creator/{{MSNBC}} MSNBC anchor Chris Hayes once referred to 2016 presidential primary candidate Bernie Sanders as "Bernie Sandwiches" on air. He later explained on Twitter that he was looking at people being served dinner offscreen at the time. Similarly, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly referred to him as "Bernie Sandals", [[https://mashable.com/2016/02/09/bernie-sandals/#wYovZSWTbaqB resulting in people making actual Bernie Sandals]].
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* In 1991, Argentinian Minister of Economy Domingo Cavallo introduced the "1-to-1" policy (in which 1 peso would equal 1 US dollar) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frVw-CP9cOQ in a speech in which almost says "mentira" (lie) instead of "moneda" (currency)]].
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieglsXauUI And then he accidentally replaces Ukraine with Iraq, after leading up with a description of an illegal and destructive war made solely for profit.]][[note]]In 2022, Vladimir Putin suddenly declared war on Ukraine and began the first full-scale invasion of Europe in over 75 years. None of this has anything directly to do with Iraq.[[/note]]
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* A radio commentator said "Martina Navratilova has been beaten in straight sex. Sorry, sets."
** A BBC newsreader who announced "Israel has been invaded by lesbian forces".
** Here's BBC News weatherman Alex Deakin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2AVqiSa9lg mispronouncing]] the phrase "bucket loads of sunshine" into "[[ReallyGetsAround bucket loads of]] [[CountryMatters cunt]]", before hastily trying to correct himself.
** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5mVoqJpUk the now-famous clip]] in which Creator/{{BBC}} Radio 4 presenter [[MeaningfulName James Naughtie]] accidentally [[CountryMatters mispronounces the name of Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt]] with a spoonerism ''for the ages''! Cue fake [[{{Corpsing}} "coughing fit"]] as Naughtie desperately tries to stop himself laughing at his mistake.
** As [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmYwBHooA_M this compilation including the above shows]], this 'mistake' is hardly unheard of; some might argue that it's even being deliberately invoked!
* [[https://awfulannouncing.com/league-networks/nfln-jane-slater-bulging-dick.html Many sportscasters]] have said "bulging dick" instead of "bulging disc".
* [[https://www.thedailybeast.com/i-pledge-allegiance-to-the-fag Minnesota ABC affiliate news anchor Bill Lunn says, "I pledge allegiance to the fag" right before reporting on a gay pride festival.]]
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkv5f85ATc this news broadcast]], a news anchor talks about a sausage eating competition she is judging, and says that people can get tickets on "pick a dick" (instead of Picatic).
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZISnYbeK_g After a story about a lesbian woman,]] news anchor Cynthia Isaguirre said that they would interview Erik Weihenmayer after the break, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKO6G0pC0AM who climbed Mt. Everest despite being gay... I mean blind]].
* Creator/FoxNewsChannel reporter Shepard Smith [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY once said that]] residents of Music/JenniferLopez's home street in the Bronx "sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow jo- or a bl-block party".
* Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota had one during a hockey game. "Now it's time to drop the fu... er I mean puck." As a side note, the Face-Off in Hockey was originally going to be called a "Puck Off". It got changed for obvious reasons.
* Instead of saying 'Bela kuca' (White House), a Serbian news anchor once said 'Bela kurac' which means 'white cock'.
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush has made a couple... interesting... gaffes.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eySs4Iu8dV4 About]] UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan: "For seven and a half years I worked alongside him, and I'm proud of being his partner, and we had triumphs, we made some mistakes, we had some sex... setbacks."
** [[http://www.rawstory.com/2009/10/george-hw-bush-you-may-have-gotten-my-ass-email/ Decades later]]: "Some of you may have gotten my ass em--my ''mass'' email... Freudian slip only!"
* Not to be outdone by his father, UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM5yQ8BOyDA once said]] "America needs a military where our ''breast'' and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieglsXauUI And then he accidentally replaces Ukraine with Iraq, after leading up with a description of an illegal and destructive war made solely for profit.]][[note]]In 2022, Vladimir Putin suddenly declared war on Ukraine and began the first full-scale invasion of Europe in over 75 years. None of this has anything directly to do with Iraq.[[/note]]
* Silvio Berlusconi was [[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8300184.stm complaining about the many charges against him]], and said, that he already spent 200 million euros on "consultants and judges... consultants and ''lawyers''."
* One ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' Newsletter has an allegedly true story where a boss who is hiring his daughter as a higher up, and at the meeting he states "Now you may accuse me of [[ParentalIncest incest,]] but--" and one of his employees says "Don't you mean {{Nepotism}}?"
* It is amazing the number of valedictorians that say sex instead of success in graduation speeches. It always gets a big cheer from their peers however.
* In a common anecdote, a vicar attempting to introduce actress Creator/DianaDors by her real name--Diana Fluck--was so nervous about mispronouncing her name that he introduced her as 'Diana Clunt'.
* [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SFGrq_LsjlI/AAAAAAAAObY/GdJ0YkeT5V0/s400/assfisting.jpg This Memo]]
* [[http://failblog.org/2009/07/02/host-fail/ This]] post on [=FailBlog=].
* ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' gives us [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-birds-and-the-bees-talk-illustrated/367 this]]. Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/of-all-the-moments-for-freud-to-slip/164 "Cockporn".]] ([[DontExplainTheJoke He meant "popcorn".]])
* Students often mistakenly call teachers 'Mum' or 'Dad' revealing a great deal of affection for said teachers in doing so.
* If a male (say) teacher is working in a school with no other male staff, he should get used to being addressed as "Miss" or "Mrs" very quickly, especially from the younger kids.
* [[http://www.google.com/products?client=safari&rls=en&q=freudian+slippers&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=lrNpTJL8I5D2swOF8JDgBg&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&ved=0CDwQrQQwAg Freudian Slippers]]
* Someone on StupidFreeDrama at Website/LiveJournal once infamously referred to capslock comms as "cockslap comms".
* Music/GuySebastian in the Australian version of ''Series/TheXFactor'' had one [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2R6rKR5kbg here]].
* In an interview, French politician Rachida Dati once used the word "fellation" instead of "inflation."
* Most likely, at least one person in your class have said "orgasm" for "organism" at school.
** Or say "seduction" for "sedition" or "subduction".
** A librarian once informed me that an octopus grasps its prey with its testicles.
** Learning trigonometry, it is quite common to say "sex" when you mean "sec(x)", particularly because the latter sounds awkward.
* NHL analyst Darren Pang went on to comment about PK Subban, one of the very few black (and one of the most [[{{Pun}} colorful]]) hockey players. He then compared him to Alex Pietrangelo, saying that Subban should be more like the latter who:
-->'''Pang:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNVwQUJoik Does everything, on the ice, off the ice, the white way, the right way.]]
* After Creator/CapitolRecords had rejected the first three singles and the debut album of Music/TheBeatles in 1963, the independent Vee-Jay label had acquired the rights to them. When Beatlemania hit America in 1964, Vee-Jay tried to capitalize on the success by releasing the handful of songs they'd acquired over-and-over again on different albums.[[note]]Vee-Jay had their rights to these tracks yanked away by EMI later on 1963 over a breach-of-contract issue, so their 1964 releases were technically a case of an indie label pirating material that didn't belong to them.[[/note]] The most desperate of these albums featured four Beatles songs sprinkled among eight songs by (the much, much less popular) crooner Frank Ifield. Even shadier, the album was called ''Jolly What! The Beatles and Frank Ifield On Stage'', implying that it featured some live recordings by The Beatles. Anyone who was suckered into buying this album likely had already bought the Beatles songs on an earlier album. But there was some hilarity with the album's liner notes, which committed a memorable [[TheMalaproper Malapropism]] on the word "compilation": "It is with a good deal of pride and pleasure that this copulation has been presented." [[http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/ifield.asp Snopes.com]] has commented that "it provided an apt description of a record that screwed consumers out of their money."
* Following the assassination of the world's most wanted terrorist, Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} reported "[[http://thedailywh.at/2011/05/01/terrible-typo-of-the-day/ Obama bin Laden]]" dead.
** In 2008, Dean Singleton, board chair of the Associated Press, [[http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/04/obama-corrects.html made the same mistake]] in presence of the not-yet-President Obama.
** [[http://www.breakingcopy.com/obama-bin-laden-fox-news Even more examples]] of the same goof.
* When Creator/MerylStreep accepted a BAFTA for Best Original Screeplay for Creator/CharlieKaufman, (who won it for ''Film/{{Adaptation}}'') she said: "I would like to thank BAFTA for this wonderful honor, I would like to spank... ''thank'' Spike Jonze...
* [[http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/charlie-hebdo-afd-kandidat-kruse-sorgt-mit-versprecher-fuer-aerger-a-1012523.html Political slip, awful slip.]] A rather right wing German politician comments on the Charlie Hebdo attacks that they happened sooner than he ''hoped''. Of course he wanted to say ''feared''. In any case, rather left wing politicians rejoiced. (Minor shitstorm ensues.)
* While announcing the nominees for Best Cinematography at the live 2015 UsefulNotes/{{Academy Award|sCeremonies}} nominations, Academy head Cheryl Boone Isaacs meant to say "Dick Pope" (for ''Mr. Turner''), but it came out as "Dick ''Poop''". The flub became a meme almost faster than Isaacs could correct herself, and it's been viewed in the same light as Creator/JohnTravolta's "Adele Dazeem" flub.
* In one Russian newspaper, there was an article where a woman instead of "gryzun" (rodent) typed "gruzin" (Georgian) Some time later, a comment was published, explaining that Georgians and other people from the Caucasus Mountains have a reputation for being passionate lovers, and that lady apparently lacked something in her life.
* A Russian book called ''Mathematicians Joke as Well''--a collection of funny stories and urban legends about mathematics - says that once, a professor took an article to a typist--a young single woman. For some reason, he was surprised to see that instead of "beskonechno malyy chlen" (infinitely small member) she typed "beskonechno milyy chlen" (infinitely ''dear'' member).
* A BBC News radio announcer accidentally said David Cameron (UK Prime Minister) had died instead of Music/DavidBowie.
* In the 2002 Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono Raceway, while sitting under the second red flag of the race after 27 laps due to a rainstorm (the first red flag happened on the very first lap after Steve Park (along with then-teammate Dale Earnhardt, Jr., who didn't flip) flipped into the infield and ripped out a section of guardrail on the inside of the track), UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}} on NBC/TNT commentator Allen Bestwick commented, "It's been kind of a wet and bruising start to what was expected to be an exciting afternoon of rain." Cue laughs from the other commentators, and Bestick himself invoked the trope a few minutes later.[[note]]in his defense, rainouts are frequent at Pocono, perhaps more so than any other track in NASCAR. The 2016 events gave Pocono the dubious distinction of being the only venue in NASCAR history to see both its Cup races pushed to the next day in the same season due to rainouts[[/note]]
* Creator/{{MSNBC}} anchor Chris Hayes once referred to 2016 presidential primary candidate Bernie Sanders as "Bernie Sandwiches" on air. He later explained on Twitter that he was looking at people being served dinner offscreen at the time. Similarly, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly referred to him as "Bernie Sandals", [[https://mashable.com/2016/02/09/bernie-sandals/#wYovZSWTbaqB resulting in people making actual Bernie Sandals]].
** Another news anchor in 2018, February 20, started of her segment with "President [[ReallyGetsAround Tra]]-Trump, spent the morning...", while barely containing her laughter with a wide smile tucking the corners of her mouth as she corrected herself.
** MSNBC anchor Stephanie Ruhle states that “California is [[{{Fartillery}} farting wildfires]]” before correcting herself. Later on Seth Meyers, she stated that due to the large number of vegans and cleanses in California, [[ToiletHumor they could actually be farting]].
* Creator/KatherineRyan, when presenting ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' during times of heightened tension between the US and the UK regarding politics, she delivered a sentence perfectly -- but with some incorrect emphasis. Note: furor can be pronounced the same as führer.
-->''"... despite the current furor President Trump. Oh, shit. Despite the current furor, President Trump is still planning..."''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VCWmHeTC_8 Fox News anchor David Asman]] mispronouncing "title" as "tittle" when a picture of Miss Nevada Katie Rees in a bikini was on-screen. His instant awareness of how much he's screwed up is the topping of the cake.
* Nicolás Maduro mixes this with plenty of {{Malaproper}}. One of his most memorable speeches has him saying in regards to Capitalists: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0RIf59XzLk They speculate and rob just like us]]".
* In one of his early sportscasting gigs as the play-by-play announcer for the American Basketball Association's Spirits of St. Louis, Bob Costas tried to say that the team didn't want to blow their lead as they had in the game they played the night before. But he fumbled it a bit and said "They don't want a repeat of last night's blow job." He got reprimanded but kept his job.
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** A BBC newsreader who announced "Israel has been invaded by lesbian forces".
** Here's BBC News weatherman Alex Deakin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2AVqiSa9lg mispronouncing]] the phrase "bucket loads of sunshine" into "[[ReallyGetsAround bucket loads of]] [[CountryMatters cunt]]", before hastily trying to correct himself.
** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5mVoqJpUk the now-famous clip]] in which Creator/{{BBC}} Radio 4 presenter [[MeaningfulName James Naughtie]] accidentally [[CountryMatters mispronounces the name of Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt]] with a spoonerism ''for the ages''! Cue fake [[{{Corpsing}} "coughing fit"]] as Naughtie desperately tries to stop himself laughing at his mistake.
** As [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmYwBHooA_M this compilation including the above shows]], this 'mistake' is hardly unheard of; some might argue that it's even being deliberately invoked!
* [[https://awfulannouncing.com/league-networks/nfln-jane-slater-bulging-dick.html Many sportscasters]] have said "bulging dick" instead of "bulging disc".
* [[https://www.thedailybeast.com/i-pledge-allegiance-to-the-fag Minnesota ABC affiliate news anchor Bill Lunn says, "I pledge allegiance to the fag" right before reporting on a gay pride festival.]]
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkv5f85ATc this news broadcast]], a news anchor talks about a sausage eating competition she is judging, and says that people can get tickets on "pick a dick" (instead of Picatic).
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZISnYbeK_g After a story about a lesbian woman,]] news anchor Cynthia Isaguirre said that they would interview Erik Weihenmayer after the break, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKO6G0pC0AM who climbed Mt. Everest despite being gay... I mean blind]].
* Creator/FoxNewsChannel reporter Shepard Smith [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY once said that]] residents of Music/JenniferLopez's home street in the Bronx "sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow jo- or a bl-block party".
* Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota had one during a hockey game. "Now it's time to drop the fu... er I mean puck." As a side note, the Face-Off in Hockey was originally going to be called a "Puck Off". It got changed for obvious reasons.
* Instead of saying 'Bela kuca' (White House), a Serbian news anchor once said 'Bela kurac' which means 'white cock'.
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush has made a couple... interesting... gaffes.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eySs4Iu8dV4 About]] UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan: "For seven and a half years I worked alongside him, and I'm proud of being his partner, and we had triumphs, we made some mistakes, we had some sex... setbacks."
** [[http://www.rawstory.com/2009/10/george-hw-bush-you-may-have-gotten-my-ass-email/ Decades later]]: "Some of you may have gotten my ass em--my ''mass'' email... Freudian slip only!"
* Not to be outdone by his father, UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM5yQ8BOyDA once said]] "America needs a military where our ''breast'' and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieglsXauUI And then he accidentally replaces Ukraine with Iraq, after leading up with a description of an illegal and destructive war made solely for profit.]][[note]]In 2022, Vladimir Putin suddenly declared war on Ukraine and began the first full-scale invasion of Europe in over 75 years. None of this has anything directly to do with Iraq.[[/note]]
* Silvio Berlusconi was [[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8300184.stm complaining about the many charges against him]], and said, that he already spent 200 million euros on "consultants and judges... consultants and ''lawyers''."
* One ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' Newsletter has an allegedly true story where a boss who is hiring his daughter as a higher up, and at the meeting he states "Now you may accuse me of [[ParentalIncest incest,]] but--" and one of his employees says "Don't you mean {{Nepotism}}?"
* It is amazing the number of valedictorians that say sex instead of success in graduation speeches. It always gets a big cheer from their peers however.
* In a common anecdote, a vicar attempting to introduce actress Creator/DianaDors by her real name--Diana Fluck--was so nervous about mispronouncing her name that he introduced her as 'Diana Clunt'.
* [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SFGrq_LsjlI/AAAAAAAAObY/GdJ0YkeT5V0/s400/assfisting.jpg This Memo]]
* [[http://failblog.org/2009/07/02/host-fail/ This]] post on [=FailBlog=].
* ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' gives us [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-birds-and-the-bees-talk-illustrated/367 this]]. Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/of-all-the-moments-for-freud-to-slip/164 "Cockporn".]] ([[DontExplainTheJoke He meant "popcorn".]])
* Students often mistakenly call teachers 'Mum' or 'Dad' revealing a great deal of affection for said teachers in doing so.
* If a male (say) teacher is working in a school with no other male staff, he should get used to being addressed as "Miss" or "Mrs" very quickly, especially from the younger kids.
* [[http://www.google.com/products?client=safari&rls=en&q=freudian+slippers&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=lrNpTJL8I5D2swOF8JDgBg&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&ved=0CDwQrQQwAg Freudian Slippers]]
* Someone on StupidFreeDrama at Website/LiveJournal once infamously referred to capslock comms as "cockslap comms".
* Music/GuySebastian in the Australian version of ''Series/TheXFactor'' had one [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2R6rKR5kbg here]].
* In an interview, French politician Rachida Dati once used the word "fellation" instead of "inflation."
* Most likely, at least one person in your class have said "orgasm" for "organism" at school.
** Or say "seduction" for "sedition" or "subduction".
** A librarian once informed me that an octopus grasps its prey with its testicles.
** Learning trigonometry, it is quite common to say "sex" when you mean "sec(x)", particularly because the latter sounds awkward.
* NHL analyst Darren Pang went on to comment about PK Subban, one of the very few black (and one of the most [[{{Pun}} colorful]]) hockey players. He then compared him to Alex Pietrangelo, saying that Subban should be more like the latter who:
-->'''Pang:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNVwQUJoik Does everything, on the ice, off the ice, the white way, the right way.]]
* After Creator/CapitolRecords had rejected the first three singles and the debut album of Music/TheBeatles in 1963, the independent Vee-Jay label had acquired the rights to them. When Beatlemania hit America in 1964, Vee-Jay tried to capitalize on the success by releasing the handful of songs they'd acquired over-and-over again on different albums.[[note]]Vee-Jay had their rights to these tracks yanked away by EMI later on 1963 over a breach-of-contract issue, so their 1964 releases were technically a case of an indie label pirating material that didn't belong to them.[[/note]] The most desperate of these albums featured four Beatles songs sprinkled among eight songs by (the much, much less popular) crooner Frank Ifield. Even shadier, the album was called ''Jolly What! The Beatles and Frank Ifield On Stage'', implying that it featured some live recordings by The Beatles. Anyone who was suckered into buying this album likely had already bought the Beatles songs on an earlier album. But there was some hilarity with the album's liner notes, which committed a memorable [[TheMalaproper Malapropism]] on the word "compilation": "It is with a good deal of pride and pleasure that this copulation has been presented." [[http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/ifield.asp Snopes.com]] has commented that "it provided an apt description of a record that screwed consumers out of their money."
* Following the assassination of the world's most wanted terrorist, Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} reported "[[http://thedailywh.at/2011/05/01/terrible-typo-of-the-day/ Obama bin Laden]]" dead.
** In 2008, Dean Singleton, board chair of the Associated Press, [[http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/04/obama-corrects.html made the same mistake]] in presence of the not-yet-President Obama.
** [[http://www.breakingcopy.com/obama-bin-laden-fox-news Even more examples]] of the same goof.
* When Creator/MerylStreep accepted a BAFTA for Best Original Screeplay for Creator/CharlieKaufman, (who won it for ''Film/{{Adaptation}}'') she said: "I would like to thank BAFTA for this wonderful honor, I would like to spank... ''thank'' Spike Jonze...
* [[http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/charlie-hebdo-afd-kandidat-kruse-sorgt-mit-versprecher-fuer-aerger-a-1012523.html Political slip, awful slip.]] A rather right wing German politician comments on the Charlie Hebdo attacks that they happened sooner than he ''hoped''. Of course he wanted to say ''feared''. In any case, rather left wing politicians rejoiced. (Minor shitstorm ensues.)
* While announcing the nominees for Best Cinematography at the live 2015 UsefulNotes/{{Academy Award|sCeremonies}} nominations, Academy head Cheryl Boone Isaacs meant to say "Dick Pope" (for ''Mr. Turner''), but it came out as "Dick ''Poop''". The flub became a meme almost faster than Isaacs could correct herself, and it's been viewed in the same light as Creator/JohnTravolta's "Adele Dazeem" flub.
* In one Russian newspaper, there was an article where a woman instead of "gryzun" (rodent) typed "gruzin" (Georgian) Some time later, a comment was published, explaining that Georgians and other people from the Caucasus Mountains have a reputation for being passionate lovers, and that lady apparently lacked something in her life.
* A Russian book called ''Mathematicians Joke as Well''--a collection of funny stories and urban legends about mathematics - says that once, a professor took an article to a typist--a young single woman. For some reason, he was surprised to see that instead of "beskonechno malyy chlen" (infinitely small member) she typed "beskonechno milyy chlen" (infinitely ''dear'' member).
* A BBC News radio announcer accidentally said David Cameron (UK Prime Minister) had died instead of Music/DavidBowie.
* In the 2002 Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono Raceway, while sitting under the second red flag of the race after 27 laps due to a rainstorm (the first red flag happened on the very first lap after Steve Park (along with then-teammate Dale Earnhardt, Jr., who didn't flip) flipped into the infield and ripped out a section of guardrail on the inside of the track), UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}} on NBC/TNT commentator Allen Bestwick commented, "It's been kind of a wet and bruising start to what was expected to be an exciting afternoon of rain." Cue laughs from the other commentators, and Bestick himself invoked the trope a few minutes later.[[note]]in his defense, rainouts are frequent at Pocono, perhaps more so than any other track in NASCAR. The 2016 events gave Pocono the dubious distinction of being the only venue in NASCAR history to see both its Cup races pushed to the next day in the same season due to rainouts[[/note]]
* Creator/{{MSNBC}} anchor Chris Hayes once referred to 2016 presidential primary candidate Bernie Sanders as "Bernie Sandwiches" on air. He later explained on Twitter that he was looking at people being served dinner offscreen at the time. Similarly, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly referred to him as "Bernie Sandals", [[https://mashable.com/2016/02/09/bernie-sandals/#wYovZSWTbaqB resulting in people making actual Bernie Sandals]].
** Another news anchor in 2018, February 20, started of her segment with "President [[ReallyGetsAround Tra]]-Trump, spent the morning...", while barely containing her laughter with a wide smile tucking the corners of her mouth as she corrected herself.
** MSNBC anchor Stephanie Ruhle states that “California is [[{{Fartillery}} farting wildfires]]” before correcting herself. Later on Seth Meyers, she stated that due to the large number of vegans and cleanses in California, [[ToiletHumor they could actually be farting]].
* Creator/KatherineRyan, when presenting ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' during times of heightened tension between the US and the UK regarding politics, she delivered a sentence perfectly -- but with some incorrect emphasis. Note: furor can be pronounced the same as führer.
-->''"... despite the current furor President Trump. Oh, shit. Despite the current furor, President Trump is still planning..."''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VCWmHeTC_8 Fox News anchor David Asman]] mispronouncing "title" as "tittle" when a picture of Miss Nevada Katie Rees in a bikini was on-screen. His instant awareness of how much he's screwed up is the topping of the cake.
* Nicolás Maduro mixes this with plenty of {{Malaproper}}. One of his most memorable speeches has him saying in regards to Capitalists: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0RIf59XzLk They speculate and rob just like us]]".
* In one of his early sportscasting gigs as the play-by-play announcer for the American Basketball Association's Spirits of St. Louis, Bob Costas tried to say that the team didn't want to blow their lead as they had in the game they played the night before. But he fumbled it a bit and said "They don't want a repeat of last night's blow job." He got reprimanded but kept his job.
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