History Film / YogaHosers

* CanadaEh: As the second film in Kevin Smith's "True North" trilogy, it's set in Canada and everyone comically exaggerates their "soorey"s and "aboot"s, and epitomized by the PunnyName of the store they work in - "Eh-2-Zed".

* ManOfAThousandVoices: Andronicus spend his entire first year out of cryogenic freeze watching every single movie on Netflix to learn about the outside world. As such, he's picked up a pretty good talent as a mimic and, in an effort to make his evil plot seem less scary, explains it in multiple celebrity impersonations, such as Creator/AlPacino, Creator/SylvesterStallone, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Ed Wynn]].

->''"A movie for kids from the director of Film/{{Clerks}} and Film/{{Tusk}}."''

''Yoga Hosers'' is a 2016 comedy horror film by Creator/KevinSmith, the second in his "True North" trilogy. It stars Smith's daughter Creator/HarleyQuinnSmith and Creator/LilyRoseDepp, reprising their roles from ''Film/{{Tusk}}''.

* AffectionateParody: Like ''Film/{{Tusk}}'', this film is Kevin Smith's take on "rubber suit monster" b-movies.

* AscendedExtra: The Colleens, who first appeared in ''Film/{{Tusk}}'' as nameless store clerks for all of five seconds.

* ContinuityNod: Events of ''Film/{{Tusk}}'' are briefly mentioned at the beginning of the movie and later in the first discussion between the Colleens and Guy Lapointe.

* NegativeContinuity: Guy Lapointe now has a mole on his face, while he didn't have one [[Film/{{Tusk}} last time]]. Moreover it keeps shifting around his face from shot to shot, and towards the end of the movie, he suddenly has three of them, and then seven. It was done on purpose (see ShoutOut below).

* AuthorAppeal: Let's see--a convenience store setting, hockey, comics references, a plot against [[spoiler:critics]], a heroine played by his daughter...some reviewers quipped that Creator/KevinSmith basically made a movie for which he, and he alone, was the target audience.

One night during their shift Colleen M's crush Hunter Calloway (Austin Butler) invites the girls to a Grade-12 party, but after Colleen C's father takes off for an impromptu trip to Niagra Falls with his girlfriend, leaving the girls to mind the store while he's gone, they invite Hunter to bring the party there instead. As it turns out, Hunter and his friend Gordon (Creator/TylerPosey) are Satanists, hoping to get the Colleens alone to sacrifice them. However, once they arrive, the store is [[GratuitousNazis overrun with Bratzis]] - foot-tall monsters made from bratwurst who resemble Nazis - who kill the two boys, after which the Colleens destroy them with their yoga skills.

* {{Foreshadowing}}

* MeaningfulName

* ShoutOut

** Guy's mole moves from shot-to-shot a'la ''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights''.

--> '''Colleen C.''': "Nothing is worse than ''Canadian Idol''."

* ThoseWackyNazis: ...[[ItMakesSenseInContext Who invade Canada, hide out under a convenience store and come back 70s years later with an army of bratwurst monsters]].
* TotallyRadical: The Colleens are very keen on the words "basic" and "hashtag."

* NamesTheSame: InUniverse. The girls' yoga instructor is named [[WesternAnimation/YogiBear Yogi Bayer]], and is frequently on the phone with a lawyer over whether or not he's legally allowed to use his own name for his studio.

* AwesomeMcCoolName: Principal Invincible.

''Yoga Hosers'' is a 2016 comedy horror film by Creator/KevinSmith, the second in his "True North" trilogy. It stars Smith's daughter Harley Quinn and Creator/LilyRose Depp, reprising their roles from ''Film/{{Tusk}}''.

One night during their shift Colleen M's crush Hunter Calloway (Austin Butler) invites the girls to a Grade-12 party, but after Colleen C's father takes off for an impromptu trip to Niagra Falls with his girlfriend, leaving the girls to mind the store while he's gone, they invite Hunter to bring the party there instead. As it turns out, Hunter and his friend Gordon (Creator/TylerPosey) are satanists, hoping to get the Colleens alone to sacrifice them. However, once they arrive, the store is [[GratuitousNazis overrun with Bratzis]] - foot-tall monsters made from bratwurst who resemble Nazis - who kill the two boys, after which the Colleens destroy them with their yoga skills.

''Yoga Hosers'' is a 2016 comedy horror film by Creator/KevinSmith, the second in his "True North" trilogy. It stars Smith's daughter Harley Quinn and Lily-Rose Depp, reprising their roles from ''Film/{{Tusk}}''.

* BeamMeUpScotty: InUniverse. The Colleens imitate Batman (as played by Creator/ChristianBale) by repeatedly saying "Where's the trigger?!" in deep voice. Guy Lapointe then points out then Batman never said that.

* HalfwayPlotSwitch: Forget halfway. ''Every act'' is a different movie! The first is high school movie about two girls trying to go to a Grade-12 party; the second is about escaping murderous satanists; the third is about fighting a Nazi in hiding who's spent 70 years planning a mass genocide of [[spoiler:art critics]].

* MonsterThreatExpiration: Without their pointy helmets [[AssShove allowing them to shoot themselves up a person's derriere]], the Bratzis become a ''lot'' less threatening. It only took one Bratzi each time to kill François, Hunter and Gordon. But later, the Colleens had no trouble disposing of dozens of helmetless Bratzis.
* NewAgeRetroHippie: The Colleens take yoga instructions from a licensed instructor Yogi Bayer and refuse to take part in their school's group yoga class because it's not "real" yoga.

--> '''Colleen C.''': "Nothing is worse than ''Canadian Idol.''"

* ThoseWackyNazis: ...[[ItMakesSenseInContext who invade Canada, hide out under a convenience store and come back 70s years later with an army of bratwurst monsters]].

[[HeterosexualLifePartners Childhood friends]] Colleen Collette (Depp) and Colleen [=McKenzie=] (Smith) are two average 15-year-old girls from Winnipeg. In between high school, doing yoga, playing in a rock band and [[PhoneaholicTeenager burying their noses in their phones]], the two work at the Eh-2-Zed convenience store, which is owned by Colleen C's divorcee father.

* MakeItLookLikeAnAccident: Hunter's plan to sacrifice the Colleens once they invite him to bring his party to the Eh-To-Zed: break some merchandise and steal some money to make it look like a robbery.[[note]]Interestingly enough, the original ending of ''Clerks'' involved a robber shooting Dante and robbing the Quick Stop.[[/note]]

** As Arcane loads the Brahtzi's into his sculpture, he tells them [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Fly my pritties! Fly!"]]. He also sings "Let's All Go To The Lobby."

One night during their shift Colleen M's crush Hunter Calloway (Austin Butler) invites the girls to a Grade-12 party, but after Colleen C's father takes off for an impromptu trip to Niagra Falls with his girlfriend, leaving the girls to mind the store while he's gone, they invite Hunter to bring the party there instead. As it turns out, Hunter and his friend Gordon (Creator/TylerPosey) are satanists, hoping to get the Colleens alone to sacrifice them. However, once they arrive, the store is [[ShockingSwerve overrun with Bratzis]] - foot-tall monsters made from bratwurst who resemble Nazis - who kill the two boys, after which the Colleens destroy them with their yoga skills.

* CanadaEh: As the second film in Kevin Smith's "True North" trilogy, it's set in Canada and everyone comically exaggerates their "soorey"s and "aboot"s.

* HalfwayPlotSwitch: Forget halfway. ''Every act'' is a different movie! The first is high school movie about two girls trying to go to a Grade-12 party; the second is about escaping murderous satanists; the third is about fighting a Nazi in hiding who's spent 70s years planning a mass genocide of [[spoiler:art critics]].

* LoweredMonsterDifficulty: Without their pointy helmets [[AssShove allowing them to shoot themselves up a person's derriere]], the Bratzis become a ''lot'' less threatening. It only took one Bratzi each time to kill François, Hunter and Gordon. But later, the Colleens had no trouble disposing of dozens of helmetless Bratzis.

* MindScrew: See "HalfwayPlotSwitch."