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* Tags: ForWantOfANail, Parody

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* Tags: ForWantOfANail, Humor, Parody

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* Status: On going

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* Status: On goingDead (last update September 2016)
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* Recommended by: Sputnik

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* Recommended by: SputnikSputnik, Tropers/{{Seanette}}
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* Notes: As said on [[Fanfic/ThirtyHs this fic’s page]], There are some {{Fan Fic}}s that you won't forget. This is one of them. If you took Creator/JamesJoyce, Creator/WilliamSBurroughs, Creator/AlejandroJodorowsky, Creator/ThomasPynchon, Creator/DavidCronenberg, and every death metal lyricist ever, locked them in a room with a typewriter and 20 tins of instant coffee, and gave them one sleepless weekend to rewrite ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', you might get something like this.

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* Notes: As said on [[Fanfic/ThirtyHs this fic’s page]], There there are some {{Fan Fic}}s that you won't forget. This is one of them. If you took Creator/JamesJoyce, Creator/WilliamSBurroughs, Creator/AlejandroJodorowsky, Creator/ThomasPynchon, Creator/DavidCronenberg, Creator/DavidCronenberg and every death metal lyricist ever, locked them in a room with a typewriter and 20 tins of instant coffee, and gave them one sleepless weekend to rewrite ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', you might get something like this.



* ''Synopsis'': Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. Ron ends up becoming a Dark Lord and starts his own harem while Mrs. Weasley plots to have hundreds of grandchildren. Dumbledore dedicates himself to tasting lemon pops to bring down a diabetic Voldemort. Snape is regularly violated and force fed copious amounts of yogurt at St. Mungo's psychiatric wing. Meanwhile, a Seer Luna, indignant at not being ravished by the would-be thieves, spends her days desperately trying to turn the fic into a Harry/Hermione/Luna fic.

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* ''Synopsis'': Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. Ron ends up becoming a Dark Lord and starts his own harem while Mrs. Weasley plots to have hundreds of grandchildren. Dumbledore dedicates himself to tasting lemon pops to bring down a diabetic Voldemort. Snape is regularly violated and force fed copious amounts of yogurt at in St. Mungo's psychiatric wing. Meanwhile, a Seer Luna, indignant at not being ravished by the would-be thieves, spends her days desperately trying to turn the fic into a Harry/Hermione/Luna fic.



* ''Comments'': Words can't describe how hilarious this story is, but this troper will try anyway. This story following the insane later years for Harry Potter, bringing all sorts of wackiness along the way. Female!Snape, Tiara!Voldemort, The House Point Hourglasses come alive in the sequal, Dumbledore likes to be Game Boy Advances! And that's just the start.

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* ''Comments'': Words can't describe how hilarious this story is, but this troper will try anyway. This story following the insane later years for Harry Potter, bringing all sorts of wackiness along the way. Female!Snape, Tiara!Voldemort, The House Point Hourglasses come alive in the sequal, sequel, Dumbledore likes to be Game Boy Advances! And that's just the start.



* ''Comments'': This fic is okay on it's own, but the sequels (Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Cabana and Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire) are some of the funniest and craziest fanfics I've ever read--and I first read them a long time ago. The sequels were taken off fanfiction.net due to gratuitous (and hilarious) celebrity cameos, but can be found in all their glory at [[http://www.silverphoenix.5u.com/ Silvver Phoenix's website]]. Highlights include Gangster!Twins Lil' Fred and Big G, Harry temporarily joining the Spice Girls and John Stamos being trapped under an overturned laundry basket.

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* ''Comments'': This fic is okay on it's its own, but the sequels (Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Cabana and Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire) are some of the funniest and craziest fanfics I've ever read--and I first read them a long time ago. The sequels were taken off fanfiction.net due to gratuitous (and hilarious) celebrity cameos, but can be found in all their glory at [[http://www.silverphoenix.5u.com/ Silvver Phoenix's website]]. Highlights include Gangster!Twins Lil' Fred and Big G, Harry temporarily joining the Spice Girls and John Stamos being trapped under an overturned laundry basket.
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* ''Comments':: Awesome in the way that it deconstructs typical Potter family attitudes to the wrong boy who lived status quo.

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* ''Comments':: ''Comments'': Awesome in the way that it deconstructs typical Potter family attitudes to the wrong boy who lived status quo.



* Recommended by: Ronfar, @/UncloudedTJ, Medicus, Mariecat, MKGR, feral, @/{{Thunderchin}}, {{@/Kazeto}}, {{@/Robinton}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, [=BobtheBoldore=]

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': Ronfar, @/UncloudedTJ, Medicus, Mariecat, MKGR, feral, @/{{Thunderchin}}, {{@/Kazeto}}, {{@/Robinton}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, [=BobtheBoldore=]



* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: One of the occasionally infuriating things about the ''Harry Potter'' books is that there are ''so'' many canon loopholes through which a sufficiently clever witch or wizard might have managed to defeat Voldemort long before he returned as a credible threat. This clever and amusing short lays out one such way, supported completely by canon, that Voldemort might have easily been neutralized.

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* Notes: ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: ''Comments'': One of the occasionally infuriating things about the ''Harry Potter'' books is that there are ''so'' many canon loopholes through which a sufficiently clever witch or wizard might have managed to defeat Voldemort long before he returned as a credible threat. This clever and amusing short lays out one such way, supported completely by canon, that Voldemort might have easily been neutralized.



* Recommended by: @/{{Comartemis}}, @/{{Seraviel}}, boonerunner, force42, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Fenro, @/{{Kazeto}}, @/{{Robinton}},Puidwen

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': @/{{Comartemis}}, @/{{Seraviel}}, boonerunner, force42, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Fenro, @/{{Kazeto}}, @/{{Robinton}},Puidwen



* Recommended by: [=VortexRyder=], @/LooneyToons, boonerunner

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': [=VortexRyder=], @/LooneyToons, boonerunner



* Recommended by: @/{{tenderlumpling}}, Fenro

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': @/{{tenderlumpling}}, Fenro



* Recommended by: Fellownerd, @/{{Seraviel}}, @/{{Sheaman3773}}, force42, Twilight Shimmer, abcdz, feral, Kogut, [=Blaziken386=], @/{{Kazeto}}, Dame-Amaryllis, @/{{Pastykake}}

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* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/{{Robinton}}

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* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.

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* Notes: ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.



* Recommended by: @/SevenOfDiamonds

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': @/SevenOfDiamonds



* Recommended by: Raxis

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* Synopsis: A parody story that goes far beyond crazy, stretching it to a breaking point and bringing it full circle.
* Comments: Words can't describe how hilarious this story is, but this troper will try anyway. This story following the insane later years for Harry Potter, bringing all sorts of wackiness along the way. Female!Snape, Tiara!Voldemort, The House Point Hourglasses come alive in the sequal, Dumbledore likes to be Game Boy Advances! And that's just the start.

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* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': A parody story that goes far beyond crazy, stretching it to a breaking point and bringing it full circle.
* Comments: ''Comments'': Words can't describe how hilarious this story is, but this troper will try anyway. This story following the insane later years for Harry Potter, bringing all sorts of wackiness along the way. Female!Snape, Tiara!Voldemort, The House Point Hourglasses come alive in the sequal, Dumbledore likes to be Game Boy Advances! And that's just the start.



* Recommended by: sauronlulz, @/{{Darkaros}}, force42, feral
* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Harry knows what he has to do: tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: Short but hilarious sendup of mpreg fic.

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': sauronlulz, @/{{Darkaros}}, force42, feral
* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Harry knows what he has to do: tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
* Notes: ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: ''Comments'': Short but hilarious sendup of mpreg fic.



* Recommended by: @/KhymChanur
* Status: Dead
* Synopsis: Harry accidentally drinks an inverted love potion: rather than making him fall in love with the first girl he sees, it makes any girl who sees Harry fall in love with ''him''. HilarityEnsues.
* Comments: The story is basically just Harry fleeing from his rapidly expanding UnwantedHarem. Graduates from mere silly comedy to crackfic when [[spoiler:Moaning Myrtle tries to use Muggle firearms to kill Harry]].

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': @/KhymChanur
* Status: ''Status'': Dead
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Harry accidentally drinks an inverted love potion: rather than making him fall in love with the first girl he sees, it makes any girl who sees Harry fall in love with ''him''. HilarityEnsues.
* Comments: ''Comments'': The story is basically just Harry fleeing from his rapidly expanding UnwantedHarem. Graduates from mere silly comedy to crackfic when [[spoiler:Moaning Myrtle tries to use Muggle firearms to kill Harry]].



* Recommended by: @/JonathanSCE, @/{{Darkaros}}, @/LooneyToons
* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: A Harem/Contract fic. Taking place during Harry’s sixth year with almost none of the plot of the book, Harry wins ''four'' indentured servants in a poker game due to some of the players betting themselves. One of whom was not even there because of Draco betting Pansy due to a Life Debt. Very clean, some innuendo and language.
* Pairings: Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood, Susan Bones, Tracey Davis, Pansy Parkinson, [[spoiler: Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Daphne Greengrass, Gabrielle Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Moaning Myrtle, Katie Bell, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbott ''and'' Hermione Granger]]
* Comments: And it does not stop there, because after the poker game Harry gets more girls due to: two more Life Debts (which result in a slave contact), not paying attention to what they are signing, purposely cutting their ties to their family, claim to the Black inheritance, bringing a ghost back to life, a curse item, ''and'' [[spoiler: to become the Leader of all Magic]]. The girls don’t mind being attached to Harry, though. He also learns Egyptian, Sumerian and Indian Magic, turns the Chamber of Secrets into living quarters with a "holosuite", and creates a Magical AI (MI). Very well done story, taking in the feelings of each of the characters into account.

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* Recommended by: ''Recommended by'': @/JonathanSCE, @/{{Darkaros}}, @/LooneyToons
* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': A Harem/Contract fic. Taking place during Harry’s sixth year with almost none of the plot of the book, Harry wins ''four'' indentured servants in a poker game due to some of the players betting themselves. One of whom was not even there because of Draco betting Pansy due to a Life Debt. Very clean, some innuendo and language.
* Pairings: ''Pairings'': Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood, Susan Bones, Tracey Davis, Pansy Parkinson, [[spoiler: Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Daphne Greengrass, Gabrielle Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Moaning Myrtle, Katie Bell, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbott ''and'' Hermione Granger]]
* Comments: ''Comments'': And it does not stop there, because after the poker game Harry gets more girls due to: two more Life Debts (which result in a slave contact), not paying attention to what they are signing, purposely cutting their ties to their family, claim to the Black inheritance, bringing a ghost back to life, a curse item, ''and'' [[spoiler: to become the Leader of all Magic]]. The girls don’t mind being attached to Harry, though. He also learns Egyptian, Sumerian and Indian Magic, turns the Chamber of Secrets into living quarters with a "holosuite", and creates a Magical AI (MI). Very well done story, taking in the feelings of each of the characters into account.



* Recommended by: Rozzy

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* ''Recommended by'': Rozzy
* ''Status'': Complete
* ''Synopsis'': A one-shot parody of ''Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone''. In the words of the author: "I'm insane, as is my writing. You have been warned."
* ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* ''Comments'': This fic is okay on it's own, but the sequels (Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Cabana and Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire) are some of the funniest and craziest fanfics I've ever read--and I first read them a long time ago. The sequels were taken off fanfiction.net due to gratuitous (and hilarious) celebrity cameos, but can be found in all their glory at [[http://www.silverphoenix.5u.com/ Silvver Phoenix's website]]. Highlights include Gangster!Twins Lil' Fred and Big G, Harry temporarily joining the Spice Girls and John Stamos being trapped under an overturned laundry basket.
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''FanFic/OhGodNotAgain'' by [=Sarah1281=]
* Recommended by: Rozzy@/UncloudedTJ, @/ShadowAI, @/{{Darkaros}}, [=MKGR=], [=SunnyNights=], Fenro, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Mazz, Hedgi, Serenity rose, @/{{Telcontar}}, pisoprano, [=Kogut=], feral, Phaethon, @/{{RagnarTheSemiGreen}}, @/{{Robinton}}, Vercalos, @/{{Henry42}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, Dame-Amaryllis, @{{DarkPhoenix94}}, Phoenix-21



* Synopsis: A one-shot parody of ''Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone''. In the words of the author: "I'm insane, as is my writing. You have been warned."
* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: This fic is okay on it's own, but the sequels (Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Cabana and Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire) are some of the funniest and craziest fanfics I've ever read--and I first read them a long time ago. The sequels were taken off fanfiction.net due to gratuitous (and hilarious) celebrity cameos, but can be found in all their glory at [[http://www.silverphoenix.5u.com/ Silvver Phoenix's website]]. Highlights include Gangster!Twins Lil' Fred and Big G, Harry temporarily joining the Spice Girls and John Stamos being trapped under an overturned laundry basket.
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''FanFic/OhGodNotAgain'' by [=Sarah1281=]
* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/ShadowAI, @/{{Darkaros}}, [=MKGR=], [=SunnyNights=], Fenro, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Mazz, Hedgi, Serenity rose, @/{{Telcontar}}, pisoprano, [=Kogut=], feral, Phaethon, @/{{RagnarTheSemiGreen}}, @/{{Robinton}}, Vercalos, @/{{Henry42}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, Dame-Amaryllis, @{{DarkPhoenix94}}, Phoenix-21
* Status: Complete
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* Warnings: Beastiality, squick, mpreg(ish, [[spoiler: as Draco was a female ferret at the time]]), slash

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* Warnings: Beastiality, Bestiality, squick, mpreg(ish, [[spoiler: as Draco was a female ferret at the time]]), slash
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10485934/1/Inspected-By-No-13 Inspected By No 13]]'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1298529/Clell65619 Clell65619]]

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10485934/1/Inspected-By-No-13 Inspected By No 13]]'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1298529/Clell65619 Clell65619]]



* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2747474/1/Position-Vacant-1-The-DADA-Interviews Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews]]'' by [=BajaB=]

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2747474/1/Position-Vacant-1-The-DADA-Interviews Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews]]'' by [=BajaB=]
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Gag Boobs has been renamed to Boob Based Gag. Changing to the proper trope where appropriate and cutting misuse.


* ''Synopsis'': [[BoisterousBruiser Hagrid]], [[ButtMonkey Ron]], [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ara]][[ImAHumanitarian gog]], [[TheSmartGuy Herm]][[GagBoobs ione]], [[CrazyIsCool Dumble]][[AllGaysArePedophiles dore]], [[RacistGrandma [=McGonagall=]]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Luna]] [[YaoiFangirl (plus Luna's Yaoi slaves)]] form a heavy metal band. The group destroys NAMBLA, Atlantis, Ireland, France, and many other civilizations as they travel around the world in their [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]]. Voldemort then forms a rival band with a group of [[ParodySue Parody Sues]] to fight our heroes! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Also, Harry fights zombies]].

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* ''Synopsis'': [[BoisterousBruiser Hagrid]], [[ButtMonkey Ron]], [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ara]][[ImAHumanitarian gog]], [[TheSmartGuy Herm]][[GagBoobs ione]], Hermione]], [[CrazyIsCool Dumble]][[AllGaysArePedophiles dore]], [[RacistGrandma [=McGonagall=]]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Luna]] [[YaoiFangirl (plus Luna's Yaoi slaves)]] form a heavy metal band. The group destroys NAMBLA, Atlantis, Ireland, France, and many other civilizations as they travel around the world in their [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]]. Voldemort then forms a rival band with a group of [[ParodySue Parody Sues]] to fight our heroes! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Also, Harry fights zombies]].

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** This has got to be one of the most dementedly hilarious fics I've ever read. My husband probably now thinks I'm out of my mind and my cats are very annoyed at me interrupting their sleeping by laughing myself breathless.
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''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]] (also known as “Thirty Hs”)'' by ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/883930/Secondpillow Secondpillow]]''

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* Status: Complete (we think)
* Synopsis'': Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. That’s all we can say, because it’s something that needs to be read to be believed. This is one of the most batshit crazy fanfics we’ve ever read and we dare you to find something, anything that could top this in sheer WTF factor. There are no words.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete (we think)
* Synopsis'': ''Synopsis'': Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. That’s all we can say, because it’s something that needs to be read to be believed. This is one of the most batshit crazy fanfics we’ve ever read and we dare you to find something, anything that could top this in sheer WTF factor. There are no words.



* Comments: Who needs drugs when you’ve got shit like THIS?!

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* Synopsis'': Several microfictions based on bad summaries of other fanfics.

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* Synopsis'': ''Synopsis'': Several microfictions based on bad summaries of other fanfics.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: In the summer after the events of ''Order of the Phoenix'', the Order's interception of Harry's mail reveals he is corresponding with Voldemort, and that Harry is starting to see things the Dark Lord's way.
* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: Amusing short with a twist at the end. The Order's growing panic -- and efforts at damage control -- are especially fun.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': In the summer after the events of ''Order of the Phoenix'', the Order's interception of Harry's mail reveals he is corresponding with Voldemort, and that Harry is starting to see things the Dark Lord's way.
* Notes: ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: ''Comments'': Amusing short with a twist at the end. The Order's growing panic -- and efforts at damage control -- are especially fun.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Dumbledore explains Lily why it is vital that Harry and his twin brother are separated.
* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: Awesome in the way that it deconstructs typical Potter family attitudes to the wrong boy who lived status quo.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Dumbledore explains Lily why it is vital that Harry and his twin brother are separated.
* Notes: ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: ''Comments':: Awesome in the way that it deconstructs typical Potter family attitudes to the wrong boy who lived status quo.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: How a hilarious accident involving a bus brought Voldemort down. Ignores book 6 & 7.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
* Notes: ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: ''Comments'': How a hilarious accident involving a bus brought Voldemort down. Ignores book 6 & 7.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: This is made up of "m-mails" exchanged among characters. Fred and George managed to put their teammates in a ''very'' embarrassing situation, and their responses are, to put it mildly, interesting.
* Notes: Alternate [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/ link]].
* Comments: This is utterly hilarious. OriginalFlavor, with a twist. There used to be a "news story" wrapping it up, but I can't find it online anywhere. Would anyone else know where Chapter 10 can be found?

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': This is made up of "m-mails" exchanged among characters. Fred and George managed to put their teammates in a ''very'' embarrassing situation, and their responses are, to put it mildly, interesting.
* Notes: ''Notes'': Alternate [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/ link]].
* Comments: ''Comments'': This is utterly hilarious. OriginalFlavor, with a twist. There used to be a "news story" wrapping it up, but I can't find it online anywhere. Would anyone else know where Chapter 10 can be found?



** Sixthed by [=TheMisterFree=]: This fic is hilarious, and will leave you in tears by the end. Concerning Smug!Harry; he isn't really smug; more or less he's just trying not to go insane from the stuff he was dragged into against his will, and he eventually wises up to the business opportunities. Ol'Voldie, however, clearly did go insane; he also apparently watched Star Wars one too many times.

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** Sixthed by [=TheMisterFree=]: This fic is hilarious, and will leave you in tears by the end. Concerning Smug!Harry; he isn't really smug; more or less he's just trying not to go insane from the stuff he was dragged into against his will, and he eventually wises up to the business opportunities. Ol'Voldie, Ol' Voldie, however, clearly did go insane; he also apparently watched Star Wars ''Star Wars'' one too many times.



* Status: Dead
* Synopsis: [[BoisterousBruiser Hagrid]], [[ButtMonkey Ron]], [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ara]][[ImAHumanitarian gog]], [[TheSmartGuy Herm]][[GagBoobs ione]], [[CrazyIsCool Dumble]][[AllGaysArePedophiles dore]], [[RacistGrandma [=McGonagall=]]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Luna]] [[YaoiFangirl (plus Luna's Yaoi slaves)]] form a heavy metal band. The group destroys NAMBLA, Atlantis, Ireland, France, and many other civilizations as they travel around the world in their [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]]. Voldemort then forms a rival band with a group of [[ParodySue Parody Sues]] to fight our heroes! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Also, Harry fights zombies]].
* Comments: A parody/[[SongFic song fic]], with [[NoFourthWall full knowledge that it is a fan fiction]]. All of the characters know they are Alternate Universe counterparts of the original characters. Memorable quotes include Aragog's [[EatsBabies "Sure! I'll do it! For the Bite-Sized children!"]] Also, Dumbledore has [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu sex with Cthulhu]]. This appears to be JustForFun/MadeOfWin.

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* Status: ''Status'': Dead
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': [[BoisterousBruiser Hagrid]], [[ButtMonkey Ron]], [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ara]][[ImAHumanitarian gog]], [[TheSmartGuy Herm]][[GagBoobs ione]], [[CrazyIsCool Dumble]][[AllGaysArePedophiles dore]], [[RacistGrandma [=McGonagall=]]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Luna]] [[YaoiFangirl (plus Luna's Yaoi slaves)]] form a heavy metal band. The group destroys NAMBLA, Atlantis, Ireland, France, and many other civilizations as they travel around the world in their [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]]. Voldemort then forms a rival band with a group of [[ParodySue Parody Sues]] to fight our heroes! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Also, Harry fights zombies]].
* Comments: ''Comments'': A parody/[[SongFic song fic]], with [[NoFourthWall full knowledge that it is a fan fiction]]. All of the characters know they are Alternate Universe counterparts of the original characters. Memorable quotes include Aragog's [[EatsBabies "Sure! I'll do it! For the Bite-Sized children!"]] Also, Dumbledore has [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu sex with Cthulhu]]. This appears to be JustForFun/MadeOfWin.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Creator/StephenColbert becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts.
* Comments: It's not particularly long and doesn't have any real plot, but it's good for a few laughs.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Creator/StephenColbert becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts.
* Comments: ''Comments'': It's not particularly long and doesn't have any real plot, but it's good for a few laughs.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: In Harry Potter's seventh year, Minerva [=McGonagall=] stumbles across a strange ceremony on the roof of Hogwarts that employs the Goblet of Fire.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': In Harry Potter's seventh year, Minerva [=McGonagall=] stumbles across a strange ceremony on the roof of Hogwarts that employs the Goblet of Fire.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Luna Lovegood gets a one-way ticket to Azkaban for her role in opening the Chamber of Secrets. When Fudge refuses to release her, Harry takes matters into his own hands... by moving into the cell next door. [[CrackFic Crack ensues]].
* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: Probably the only Azkaban fic this troper will ever recommend, because its very existence makes a mockery of all "Harry gets sent to Azkaban" fics everywhere. Highlights include Harry taking history lessons from the inmates, Luna getting her hands on the Elder Wand, and Saturday night poker tournaments with the Dementors.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Luna Lovegood gets a one-way ticket to Azkaban for her role in opening the Chamber of Secrets. When Fudge refuses to release her, Harry takes matters into his own hands... by moving into the cell next door. [[CrackFic Crack ensues]].
* Notes: ''Notes'': Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
* Comments: ''Comments'': Probably the only Azkaban fic this troper will ever recommend, because its very existence makes a mockery of all "Harry gets sent to Azkaban" fics everywhere. Highlights include Harry taking history lessons from the inmates, Luna getting her hands on the Elder Wand, and Saturday night poker tournaments with the Dementors.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. Ron ends up becoming a Dark Lord and starts his own harem while Mrs. Weasley plots to have hundreds of grandchildren. Dumbledore dedicates himself to tasting lemon pops to bring down a diabetic Voldemort. Snape is regularly violated and force fed copious amounts of yogurt at St. Mungo's psychiatric wing. Meanwhile, a Seer Luna, indignant at not being ravished by the would-be thieves, spends her days desperately trying to turn the fic' into a Harry/Hermione/Luna fic'.
* Comments: Like most other works by the Blot, this is a cracktastic cascade of craziness, growing inexorably from a few reasonable-sounding deviations from canon that send you off into unexplored comedic territory before you realize what you've done in accepting them. Full of fun little bits, such as Harry and Hermione setting themselves up as their own mortal enemies.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. Ron ends up becoming a Dark Lord and starts his own harem while Mrs. Weasley plots to have hundreds of grandchildren. Dumbledore dedicates himself to tasting lemon pops to bring down a diabetic Voldemort. Snape is regularly violated and force fed copious amounts of yogurt at St. Mungo's psychiatric wing. Meanwhile, a Seer Luna, indignant at not being ravished by the would-be thieves, spends her days desperately trying to turn the fic' fic into a Harry/Hermione/Luna fic'.
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* Comments: ''Comments'': Like most other works by the Blot, this is a cracktastic cascade of craziness, growing inexorably from a few reasonable-sounding deviations from canon that send you off into unexplored comedic territory before you realize what you've done in accepting them. Full of fun little bits, such as Harry and Hermione setting themselves up as their own mortal enemies.



* Status: Dead
* Synopsis: Severus Snape falls into a vat of chemicals... And survives. But he has one problem: His new, nuclear nose smells ''everything'', driving him to compulsively clean Hogwarts and every other dwelling he enters. While cleaning the Riddle house, he discovers a very unpleasant surprise about himself. HilarityEnsues.
* Comments: Severus Snape, Master and Commander... of Squirrels. That is all.

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* Status: ''Status'': Dead
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Severus Snape falls into a vat of chemicals... And survives. But he has one problem: His new, nuclear nose smells ''everything'', driving him to compulsively clean Hogwarts and every other dwelling he enters. While cleaning the Riddle house, he discovers a very unpleasant surprise about himself. HilarityEnsues.
* Comments: ''Comments'': Severus Snape, Master and Commander... of Squirrels.''Squirrels''. That is all.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
* Comments: Anything by nonjon is pure crack genius.

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
* Comments: ''Comments'': Anything by nonjon is pure crack genius.



* Status: Complete
* Synopsis: Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

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* Status: ''Status'': Complete
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!



* Comments: The Blood Sharpie: Sure, it's crack, and yes, it's an rather intriguing premise, but the fic itself reads more like a story outline than an actual story. What took a whole book in canon is glossed over in about five minutes here. Good for a laugh, but don't read this looking for something engaging.

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* Comments: ''Comments'':
The Blood Sharpie: Sharpie - Sure, it's crack, and yes, it's an rather intriguing premise, but the fic itself reads more like a story outline than an actual story. What took a whole book in canon is glossed over in about five minutes here. Good for a laugh, but don't read this looking for something engaging.



* Status: ?
* Synopsis: Deleted scenes from ''Goblet of Fire'' detailing why Voldemort went with such a convoluted plan when there were simpler options available.
* Comments: The author takes the canon image of Voldemort as a scaly baby with a high pitched voice to its full comedic potential. Also, one of the more likable portrayals of Peter Pettigrew.

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* Status: ''Status'': ?
* Synopsis: ''Synopsis'': Deleted scenes from ''Goblet of Fire'' detailing why Voldemort went with such a convoluted plan when there were simpler options available.
* Comments: ''Comments'': The author takes the canon image of Voldemort as a scaly baby with a high pitched voice to its full comedic potential. Also, one of the more likable portrayals of Peter Pettigrew.



* Status: Complete (according to the author)

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* Pairings: Harry Potter / Luna Lovegood, Susan Bones, Tracey Davis, Pansy Parkinson, [[spoiler: Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Daphne Greengrass, Gabrielle Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Moaning Myrtle, Katie Bell, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbott ''and'' Hermione Granger]]

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* Pairings: Harry Potter / Luna Potter/Luna Lovegood, Susan Bones, Tracey Davis, Pansy Parkinson, [[spoiler: Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Daphne Greengrass, Gabrielle Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Moaning Myrtle, Katie Bell, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbott ''and'' Hermione Granger]]
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''[[https://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/tagged/harry%20potter Harry Potter Comics]]'' by Floccinaucinihilipilification
* Recommended by: [=RaineyH=]
* Status: Ongoing, although several months may pass between new comics as of 2021
* Synopsis: Sketchily drawn, [[Webcomic/HarkAVagrant Kate Beaton]]-style comics, poking fun at various aspects of wizarding life. [[CharacterExaggeration Characters are exaggerated]], FridgeHorror (and Fridge Humor) are mined for all they're worth, and Dumbledore throws around so many vicious burns, you'd think he was a Hungarian Horntail. Occasional sex jokes and toilet humor; may not be suitable for younger tropers (although it's nowhere near ''Oglaf'' levels).
* Comments: The author's Tumblr handle means "The act or habit of describing or regarding something as unimportant, of having no value or being worthless." It's certainly unique, but it makes it hell to try to Google her work.
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* Recommended by: @/{{Comartemis}}, @/{{Seraviel}}, boonerunner, force42, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Fenro, @/{{Kazeto}}, @/{{Robinton}}

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* Recommended by: Ronfar, @/UncloudedTJ, Medicus, Mariecat, MKGR, feral, @/{{Thunderchin}}, {{@/Kazeto}}, {{@/Robinton}}, @/{{Pastykake}}

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* Recommended by: Ronfar, @/UncloudedTJ, Medicus, Mariecat, MKGR, feral, @/{{Thunderchin}}, {{@/Kazeto}}, {{@/Robinton}}, @/{{Pastykake}}@/{{Pastykake}}, [=BobtheBoldore=]
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* Synopsis: Pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - an alphabet of {{Mary Sue}}s in the Harry Potter fandom.

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* Synopsis: Pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - an alphabet of {{Mary Sue}}s Sues in the Harry Potter fandom.
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* Status: Ongoing

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* Synopsis: [[BoisterousBruiser Hagrid]], [[ButtMonkey Ron]], [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ara]][[ImAHumanitarian gog]], [[TheSmartGuy Herm]][[GagBoobs ione]], [[CrazyAwesome Dumble]][[AllGaysArePedophiles dore]], [[RacistGrandma [=McGonagall=]]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Luna]] [[YaoiFangirl (plus Luna's Yaoi slaves)]] form a heavy metal band. The group destroys NAMBLA, Atlantis, Ireland, France, and many other civilizations as they travel around the world in their [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]]. Voldemort then forms a rival band with a group of [[ParodySue Parody Sues]] to fight our heroes! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Also, Harry fights zombies]].

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* Synopsis: [[BoisterousBruiser Hagrid]], [[ButtMonkey Ron]], [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ara]][[ImAHumanitarian gog]], [[TheSmartGuy Herm]][[GagBoobs ione]], [[CrazyAwesome [[CrazyIsCool Dumble]][[AllGaysArePedophiles dore]], [[RacistGrandma [=McGonagall=]]], and [[CloudCuckoolander Luna]] [[YaoiFangirl (plus Luna's Yaoi slaves)]] form a heavy metal band. The group destroys NAMBLA, Atlantis, Ireland, France, and many other civilizations as they travel around the world in their [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]]. Voldemort then forms a rival band with a group of [[ParodySue Parody Sues]] to fight our heroes! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Also, Harry fights zombies]].



* Synopsis: CrazyAwesome, StupidGood!Harry, [[spoiler: Powerful!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and Slytherin!Ron]]. While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. [[RaisedByWolves Harry is raised by]] [[OurFairiesAreDifferent rebel fairies]] until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise...

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* Synopsis: CrazyAwesome, CrazyIsCool, StupidGood!Harry, [[spoiler: Powerful!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and Slytherin!Ron]]. While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. [[RaisedByWolves Harry is raised by]] [[OurFairiesAreDifferent rebel fairies]] until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise...
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''[[https://siye.co.uk/viewstory.php?sid=8223 Harry Potter and the Ferret In Tights]]'' by [[https://siye.co.uk/viewuser.php?uid=2196 YelloWitchGrl]]
*Recomended by: [=General_Green=]
*Status: Complete
*Synopsis: Harry and crew are taken off to live out the famous tale of Robin Hood.
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* Now has a [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheLackOfLambSauce TV Tropes Page]]
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''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27049720 Bad Education]]'' by [[https://archiveofourown.org/users/magicspacehole/pseuds/magicspacehole Magicspacehole]]

* Recommended by: [=Archabacteria=]
* Status: Ongoing
* Synopsis: What he had pictured in his head when he'd first thought of teaching were long, sweeping orations, students hanging on his every word, young minds being taken in and inspired by his message. What he did not fully consider, however, was that he would actually have to teach. (In which Tom Riddle begins teaching at Hogwarts and realizes just what a horribly stupid idea it was.)
* Tags: Humor Canon Divergence Teaching Professor Tom Riddle POV Tom Riddle

[=[[reviews: Bad Education]]=]
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* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/ShadowAI, @/{{Darkaros}}, [=MKGR=], [=SunnyNights=], Fenro, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Mazz, Hedgi, Serenity rose, @/{{Telcontar}}, pisoprano, [=Kogut=], feral, Phaethon, @/{{RagnarTheSemiGreen}}, @/{{Robinton}}, Vercalos, @/{{Henry42}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, Dame-Amaryllis, @{{DarkPhoenix94}}

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* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/ShadowAI, @/{{Darkaros}}, [=MKGR=], [=SunnyNights=], Fenro, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Mazz, Hedgi, Serenity rose, @/{{Telcontar}}, pisoprano, [=Kogut=], feral, Phaethon, @/{{RagnarTheSemiGreen}}, @/{{Robinton}}, Vercalos, @/{{Henry42}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, Dame-Amaryllis, @{{DarkPhoenix94}}@{{DarkPhoenix94}}, Phoenix-21



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** @{{DarkPhoenix94}}: I loved this fic when I first read it in about 2010, and it's still fun enough to come back to. Unlike many stories of its time, including those written/favoured by nonjon's fellow Dark Lord Potter alumni, it has a decent plot and leans hard into the absurdity. However, elements haven't necessarily aged as well, like a lot of the jokes, including homophobia and sexism. If you like 00s era Deadpool (or even just the film), then you'll probably love it. If not, you probably won't.



** @/{{Darkaros}}: Warning, judging from reviews on FF.Net, people who have played poker before or care about details will want to skip the actual poker section. Very well written, but anyone who cannot tolerate wish fullfillment will want to avoid like a plague.

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** @/{{Darkaros}}: Warning, judging from reviews on FF.Net, people who have played poker before or care about details will want to skip the actual poker section. Very well written, but anyone who cannot tolerate wish fullfillment fulfillment will want to avoid like a plague.



* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/ShadowAI, @/{{Darkaros}}, [=MKGR=], [=SunnyNights=], Fenro, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Mazz, Hedgi, Serenity rose, @/{{Telcontar}}, pisoprano, [=Kogut=], feral, Phaethon, @/{{RagnarTheSemiGreen}}, @/{{Robinton}}, Vercalos, @/{{Henry42}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, Dame-Amaryllis

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* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/ShadowAI, @/{{Darkaros}}, [=MKGR=], [=SunnyNights=], Fenro, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Mazz, Hedgi, Serenity rose, @/{{Telcontar}}, pisoprano, [=Kogut=], feral, Phaethon, @/{{RagnarTheSemiGreen}}, @/{{Robinton}}, Vercalos, @/{{Henry42}}, @/{{Pastykake}}, Dame-AmaryllisDame-Amaryllis, @{{DarkPhoenix94}}
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* Status: Dead
* Synopsis: A parody story that goes far beyond crazy, stretching it to a breaking point and bringing it full circle.

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* Status: Dead
Complete (according to the author)
* Synopsis: A parody story that goes far beyond crazy, stretching it to a breaking point and bringing it full circle.

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