History Fanfic / ThePrayerWarriors

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7566190/1/The_Prayer_Warriors_The_Evil_Gods_Part_Two The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part Two]]'', co-written by Thomas Brown and his cousin Ebony Brown (surprisingly better than the other stories... barely that is).

* ArtShift: Chapters co-written by Noah are much easier to read, and even offer some potential character development. ''The Evil Gods II'', which is co-written by Ebony, borders on being a real fanfic.

* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Happens to anyone in Jerry's way. In the very first chapter of ''The Evil Gods I'', we have Grover getting eaten alive by locusts.

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] Thomas Brown also has a [[http://twitter.com/christunite Twitter]], but he hasn't tweeted in a long time. {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories and [[TrilogyCreep is on a fourth after saying on the third liveblog that she's done reviewing it]]; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13257289520B79616000 here]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076467/BookObsesserNumberOne BookObsesserNumberOne]] has written commentaries on these fanfics; you can read them [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420125/1/The_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_The_Evil_Gods here]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7484408/1/TPIMTTS_Battle_of_the_Witches here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] Thomas Brown also has a [[http://twitter.com/christunite Twitter]], but he hasn't tweeted in a long time. {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories and [[TrilogyCreep is on a fourth after saying on the third liveblog that she's done reviewing it]]; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13257289520B79616000 here]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076467/BookObsesserNumberOne BookObsesserNumberOne]] (yes, one of the "Satanists" killed in the ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'') has written commentaries on these fanfics; you can read them [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420125/1/The_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_The_Evil_Gods here]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7484408/1/TPIMTTS_Battle_of_the_Witches here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

* CuteAndPsycho: Ebony. She's beautiful and dresses conservatively...and way too eager to kill heathens and send them to hell. She also wants to [[NukeEm nuke California]] because there are too many homosexuals living there.

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] Thomas Brown also has a [[http://twitter.com/christunite Twitter]], but he hasn't tweeted in a long time. {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13257289520B79616000 here]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076467/BookObsesserNumberOne BookObsesserNumberOne]] (yes, one of the "Satanists" killed in the ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'') has written commentaries on these fanfics; you can read them [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420125/1/The_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_The_Evil_Gods here]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7484408/1/TPIMTTS_Battle_of_the_Witches here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

* JesusSaves: That is, if the Prayer Warriors don't kill you before he gets a chance!

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13257289520B79616000 here]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076467/BookObsesserNumberOne BookObsesserNumberOne]] (yes, one of the "Satanists" killed in the ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'') has written commentaries on these fanfics; you can read them [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420125/1/The_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_The_Evil_Gods here]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7484408/1/TPIMTTS_Battle_of_the_Witches here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

* CuteAndPsycho: Ebony. She's beautiful and dresses conservatively...and is all too eager to kill heathens and send them to hell.

* AltumVidetur: Those that can read his Latin often say it's a BlindIdiotTranslation.
** For an example, he says "Ego vere fidelis in cuniculis" to prove that he speaks Latin. It means something like "[[MindScrew I truly trustworthy in burrows]]."

** Also, {{Socrates}} and {{Euripides}} were apparently Roman Gods...despite being Greek.

* XMeetsY: ''Satanic Commonism'': [[JackChick Jack's]] [[TheIliad Iliad]] of VideoGame/{{Singularity}}.

* AltumVidetur: Those that can read his Latin often say it's a BlindIdiotTranslation

* AlwaysChaoticEvil: The villains, though they're closer to [[StupidEvil Always Stupid Evil]]

* ArtisticLicenseHistory: Apparently, Soviet Russia was ruled by ''[[EpicFail John Lennon]]''.

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076467/BookObsesserNumberOne BookObsesserNumberOne]] (yes, one of the "Satanists" killed in the ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'') has written commentaries on these fanfics; you can read them [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420125/1/The_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_The_Evil_Gods here]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7484408/1/TPIMTTS_Battle_of_the_Witches here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

Compare ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord Harry Potter turns to the Lord]]'' and ''FanFic/StarKitsProphecy''. Contrast ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', ''Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons'', (both of which could be considered this fic's MirrorUniverse counterparts) and Fanfic/GurrenJesus.

* AxCrazy: Our heroes, everyone!

* StrawCharacter: ALL the villains.

* AuthorAvatar: Jerry and Michael are most likely this.

* BlackAndWhiteMorality: Although ''not'' in the way the author [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity intended.]]

* GodIsEvil: Since Jerry's belief is "the right one" in this [[TheVerse 'verse]], God goes back and forth between being a CompleteMonster (sending people to Hell for disagreeing with the author, creating females to be a ServantRace) and an almighty idiot (dumbly sending people to Hell for something they were forced to do, or something that's actually His fault). The fact that He's also at the beck and call of a group of serial killers doesn't help His case. Even ''Jesus'' of all people is depicted as an insufferable butt-kissing douchebag.

* [[GoodIsNotNice Good Is Utterly Despicable]]

* IncorruptiblePurePureness: Our heroes, but it's not the kind of purity the author may have intended.

* KarmaHoudini: Our heroes pile on the atrocities but are never punished thanks to the PowersThatBe on their side.
** In addition, nothing happens to Voldemort. Probably because everyone forgot about him.
* LaResistance: The band of "secret Christians" within Hogwarts in ''Battle With the Witches''. But given that they have Jerry's brand of psychotic Christianity, they're more like LesCollaborateurs
* LawfulStupid: The heroes, though they border on LawfulEvil

* ReligionOfEvil: All of the non-Christians, but our heroes do it better.

* ScaryAmoralReligion: Jerry's "sect" of Christianity is arguably this. They may preach a whole lot about "good" and "evil," but these morals are hardly recognizable as such by any philosophy and make no sense if one thinks about them. Good is only good because God (that is to say, the author) Says So, not because it benefits anybody or makes one a better person. Meanwhile, "evil" translates to "anybody who is slightly different than us."

* [[SmallNameBigEgo Small Name Ego Roughly Twice The Size Of Jupiter]]: Just for starters, this guy has ''Jesus'' as his YesMan in his author's notes!

* StrawCharacter: Everybody, including the heroes. In fact, this fic could be called, "TheWarOnStraw: The Fanfic Series"

* VillainProtagonist: Our "heroes" ruthlessly and remorselessly murder innocent people for daring to not share their narrow, hate-filled views on the world. [[OsamaBinLaden Sound]] [[ThoseWackyNazis familiar?]]

* WhatTheHellHero: You will be saying this a lot.
** As an in universe example, Draco actually objects to having Ebony sent to get Harry's key.

* CreatorBreakdown: Starting from the beginning in ''The Evil Gods Part 1'' on.

* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One'', where it focuses on the world of ''PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians''.
* ''The Prayer Warriors: Battle With the Witches'', where it focuses on the world of ''{{Literature/Harry Potter}}''.
* ''The Prayer Warriors: Threat of Satanic Commonism'', focusing back on the ''Percy Jackson'' characters with a little WorldWarOne thrown in there.
* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part Two'', co-written by Thomas Brown and his cousin Ebony Brown (surprisingly better than the other stories... barely that is).
* ''The Prayer Ponies: Friendship Is Through Jesus'', a spin-off written by Ebony Brown, focusing on My Little Pony.

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076467/BookObsesserNumberOne BookObsesserNumberOne]] (yes, one of the "Satanists" killed in ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'') has written commentaries on these fanfics; you can read them [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420125/1/The_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_The_Evil_Gods here]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7484408/1/TPIMTTS_Battle_of_the_Witches here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]]. BookObsesserNumberOne (yes, one of the "Satanists" killed in ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'') has written commentaries on these fanfics; you can read them [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7420125/1/The_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_The_Evil_Gods here]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7484408/1/TPIMTTS_Battle_of_the_Witches here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

You can see the Author's page, which lists the stories, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here]] and his cousin's page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.]] {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}} has liveblogged the first three stories; you can read them [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100 here]], [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13213828660B59300200 here]], and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13232121840B84002500 here]]. {{Tropers/Taylor Ashmere}} has liveblogged Ebony Brown's ''Prayer Ponies''; you can read it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13256487300B25960100 here]]

->-- ''The Evil God I's first paragraph (ignoring the author's note and random biblical quote). ItGotWorse after that.''

* DidNotDoTheResearch: Ebony appears to have only done the most minimal research on ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. For starters, the "mark on their butts" are called Cutie Marks, but she doesn't seem to know the term exists.