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FoeRomanceSubtext: Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort buy a copy of Harry's naked calendar.

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* FoeRomanceSubtext: Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort buy a copy of Harry's naked calendar.

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FoeRomanceSubtext: Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort buy a copy of Harry's naked calendar.



* HomoeroticSubtext[=/=]FoeRomanceSubtext: Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort buy a copy of Harry's naked calendar.
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The story is presented in the form of M-mails (magical e-mail) between characters. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match here]] on Platform/FanfictionDotNet, or [[http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html here]] on [=NoDignity=].

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The story is presented in the form of M-mails (magical e-mail) between characters. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match here]] on Platform/FanfictionDotNet, Platform/FanFictionDotNet, or [[http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html here]] on [=NoDignity=].
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The story is presented in the form of M-mails (magical e-mail) between characters. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match here]].

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The story is presented in the form of M-mails (magical e-mail) between characters. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match here]].
here]] on Platform/FanfictionDotNet, or [[http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html here]] on [=NoDignity=].
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* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Harry. Ginny is ''very'' happy when he shares his measurements.

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* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Harry.Harry, in the sense that his peers perceive him to be more attractive because of it. Ginny is ''very'' happy when he shares his measurements.



** The three chasers, upon learning that they're gonna have to go nude, decide to up the ante with a strip-tease.

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** The three chasers, Chasers, upon learning that they're gonna have to go nude, decide to up the ante with a strip-tease.



* HourglassPlot: At the beginning of the story, the only Gryffindor players interested in the game are the twins, with everyone else demanding to concede the game. When the match comes, the twins are lamenting their choices and begging to concede the game while Harry and the chasers embrace the entire thing.

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* HourglassPlot: At the beginning of the story, the only Gryffindor players interested in the game are the twins, with everyone else demanding to concede the game. When the match comes, the twins are lamenting their choices and begging to concede the game while Harry and the chasers Chasers embrace the entire thing.



* LaserGuidedKarma: As the chasers make it obvious how much they are planning to make the twins suffer, they attempt to throw Lee Jordan under the bus. This quickly backfires on them when the girls make sure Lee knows this.

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* LaserGuidedKarma: As the chasers Chasers make it obvious how much they are planning to make the twins suffer, they attempt to throw Lee Jordan under the bus. This quickly backfires on them when the girls make sure Lee knows this.



* LogFic: With M-Mail.

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* LogFic: With M-Mail.The majority of the fic takes place through M-mails exchanged between characters.

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* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Fred and George dye themselves with woad for the game.

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* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Fred and George dye themselves blue with woad for the game.



* {{Fanservice}}:

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* {{Fanservice}}:{{Fanservice}}: In-universe.



* HypocriticalHumor: When Ginny becomes a tad too explicit about her attraction to Harry, Hermione expresses her disgust with her for mentally molesting him. Ginny fires back by pointing that Hermione has been taking naked pictures of Ron.

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* HypocriticalHumor: HypocriticalHumor:
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When Ginny becomes a tad too explicit about her attraction to Harry, Hermione expresses her disgust with her for mentally molesting him. Ginny fires back by pointing that Hermione has been [[CovertPervert taking naked pictures of Ron.Ron]].



* ShaggyDogStory: [[spoiler:The actual nude quidditch game lasts barely a handful of ''seconds''.]]

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* ShaggyDogStory: [[spoiler:The actual nude quidditch Quidditch game lasts barely a handful of ''seconds''.]]
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* ShaggyDogStory: [[spoiler:The actual nude quidditch game lasts barely a handful of ''seconds''.]]
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* HoYay[=/=]FoeYay: Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort buy a copy of Harry's naked calendar.

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* HoYay[=/=]FoeYay: HomoeroticSubtext[=/=]FoeRomanceSubtext: Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort buy a copy of Harry's naked calendar.

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* ActorAllusion: Oliver Wood signs one of his M-Mails as "The Bigger Staff". He was played by Sean Biggerstaff in the movies.



* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Harry. Ginny is very happy when he shares his measurements.

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* TheBet: When the news of the game show up, a bet starts running on Harry's measurements. Harry quickly ruins it by sharing them.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Harry. Ginny is very ''very'' happy when he shares his measurements.measurements.
* CensorBox: During the naked photo shoot, Harry, Oliver and Viktor are under a spell that makes it look like they are wearing robes, with only the camera actually seeing through it.



** Harry's fanclub is very happy about the terms of the match, and plan a special edition calendar featuring nude Harry.

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** Harry's fanclub is very happy about the terms of the match, and plan a special edition calendar featuring nude Harry. Harry shoots down the original plan by pointing out he's a minor, but makes up for it by taking over the plan and even inviting Oliver Wood and Viktor Krum.



* HourglassPlot: At the beginning of the story, the only Gryffindor players interested in the game are the twins, with everyone else demanding to concede the game. When the match comes, the twins are lamenting their choices and begging to concede the game while Harry and the chasers embrace the entire thing.
* HoYay[=/=]FoeYay: Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort buy a copy of Harry's naked calendar.



** For all her protestations, [=McGonagall=] also buys one of Harry's naked calendars.
* {{Irony}}: Hermione uses an anonymous account to confess to Ron about her taking naked photos of him because she likes him. Ron immediately asks Hermione how to find the owner of the account.
* LaserGuidedKarma: As the chasers make it obvious how much they are planning to make the twins suffer, they attempt to throw Lee Jordan under the bus. This quickly backfires on them when the girls make sure Lee knows this.



* OnlySaneMan: Harry, at first. Then he decides to go along with everything and mocks Voldemort.

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* OnlySaneMan: Harry, at first. Then he decides to go along with everything the madness and mocks Voldemort.


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* RefugeInAudacity: When Harry decides to leave sanity behind, he goes full out and starts up a company to sell merchandise based on his mocking of Voldemort.


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* ShoutOut: Voldemort is a fan of ''Franchise/StarWars'' (or at least the Sith).
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* BiggusDickus: Harry. Ginny is very happy when he shares his measurements.

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* BiggusDickus: BiggerIsBetterInBed: Harry. Ginny is very happy when he shares his measurements.

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After a game of Magical Truth or Dare, the entire [[Literature/HarryPotter Gryffindor]] quidditch team (minus anyone third year or younger) has to participate in their next quidditch match entirely in the nude. No, they're not happy about this. Yes, it is magically binding. HilarityEnsues, along with official naked calendars, fanclubs, and merchandise mocking Voldemort.

The story is presented in the form of M-mails (magical e-mail) between characters. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match here]]

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After a game of Magical Truth or Dare, the entire [[Literature/HarryPotter Gryffindor]] quidditch Quidditch team (minus anyone third year or younger) has to participate in their next quidditch Quidditch match entirely in the nude. No, they're not happy about this. Yes, it is magically binding. HilarityEnsues, along with official naked calendars, fanclubs, and merchandise mocking Voldemort.

The story is presented in the form of M-mails (magical e-mail) between characters. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match here]]
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* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Especially when they have to play quidditch.

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* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Especially when they have to play quidditch.Quidditch.


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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Dumbledore initially tries to stop the match when a miscommunication leads him to believe it might be played in a dangerous location. When everything is cleared up, he tells [=McGonagall=] to let the kids have their fun.
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* HypocriticalHumor: When Ginny becomes a tad too explicit about her attraction to Harry, Hermione expresses her disgust with her for mentally molesting him. Ginny fires back by pointing that Hermione has been taking naked pictures of Ron.

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* GroinAttack: McGonagall tells the team they can get a genitalia protection spell from her to avert any damaged caused by putting delicate equipment near a hard and fast-moving broom.

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* GroinAttack: McGonagall [=McGonagall=] tells the team they can get a genitalia protection spell from her to avert any damaged caused by putting delicate equipment near a hard and fast-moving broom.



* VillainousBreakdown: Voldemort has one after Harry starts mocking him.

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* VillainousBreakdown: Voldemort has one after Harry starts mocking him.him.
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After a game of Magical Truth or Dare, the entire [[Literature/HarryPotter Gryffindor]] quidditch team (minus anyone third year or younger) has to participate in their next quidditch match entirely in the nude. No, they're not happy about this. Yes, it is magically binding. HilarityEnsues, along with official naked calendars, fanclubs, and merchandise mocking Voldemort.

The story is presented in the form of M-mails (magical e-mail) between characters. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match here]]

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* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Fred and George dye themselves with woad for the game.
* BiggusDickus: Harry. Ginny is very happy when he shares his measurements.
* CovertPervert: Hermione has been taking pictures of Ron naked.
* {{Fanservice}}:
** Harry's fanclub is very happy about the terms of the match, and plan a special edition calendar featuring nude Harry.
** The three chasers, upon learning that they're gonna have to go nude, decide to up the ante with a strip-tease.
* GroinAttack: McGonagall tells the team they can get a genitalia protection spell from her to avert any damaged caused by putting delicate equipment near a hard and fast-moving broom.
* LemonyNarrator: Lee Jordan is once again the lemony announcer for the match.
* LogFic: With M-Mail.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Especially when they have to play quidditch.
* OnlySaneMan: Harry, at first. Then he decides to go along with everything and mocks Voldemort.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Harry tries to avoid the game by hiding out in the Chamber of Secrets. Ginny drags him back.
* UnusualEuphemism: Golden snitches.
* VillainousBreakdown: Voldemort has one after Harry starts mocking him.

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