History Fanfic / ReturnOfTheLawndaleMilitia

While this was the last story in the unfinished trilogy, Guerin did one more story in-between, the prequel ''Fanfic/TriumphOfTheRetart'' - and yes, it's spelled like that the entire story.

* {{Homage}}: More "scene liftings" passing off as these; in particular, a rip-off of ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}''' ghost traps are used to hold off Misako.

* SequelHook: The story ends with a note telling the reader to look for "Lawndale Militia III: The Final Conflict", as the resolution of the "Lawndale Milita" trilogy. This story was never written, though a prequel was written between the two fanfics and is intended to have the same timeline. Guerin's other "Daria OVAs" follow a different continuity and ignore the Lawndale Militia stories entirely.

While this was the last story in the unfinished trilogy, Guerin did one more story in-between, the prequel ''Triumph of the "Retart"'' - and yes, it's spelled like that the entire story.

Peter Guerin's second contribution to the Daria fandom is a MegaCrossover that mashes ''Manga/KokoWaGreenwood'', ''Anime/RidingBean'', ''Manga/GunsmithCats'', and even ''Franchise/SailorMoon'', into a sort of continuity stew. And then proceeds to get all of ''those'' characters completely wrong as well.

Frighteningly, this was ''not'' the end of the line. Guerin did one more story, the prequel ''Triumph of the "Retart"'' - and yes, it's spelled like that the entire story.

* SequelHook: The story ends with a note telling the reader to look for "Lawndale Militia III: The Final Conflict", as the resolution of the "Lawndale Milita" trilogy. This story was never written; Guerin instead went with a prequel, as noted above.

* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Repeating a joke about the extremely feminine Shun from Greenwood, except much creepier because it's part of a ''rape attempt'' by a yakuza member.

* SequelHook: The story ends with a note telling the reader to look for "Lawndale Militia III: The Final Conflict", as the resolution of the "Lawndale Milita" trilogy. This story was never written.

* {{Homage}}: More "scene liftings" passing off as these; in particular, a rip-off of ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}''' ghost traps are used to hold off Misako.

* DroppedABridgetOnHim: Repeating a joke about the extremely feminine Shun from Greenwood, except much creepier because it's part of a ''rape attempt'' by a yakuza member.

Peter Guerin's second contribution to the Daria fandom is a CrisisCrossover that mashes ''Manga/KokoWaGreenwood'', ''Anime/RidingBean'', ''Manga/GunsmithCats'', and even ''Franchise/SailorMoon'', into a sort of continuity stew. And then proceeds to get all of ''those'' characters completely wrong as well.

As the title suggests, the remains of one of the terrorist groups from the last story are once again attempting to retake Lawndale and install their hyper-conservative regime. They're recruiting the help of Shinobu Tezuka's sister due to her ties to the yakuza allowing her to funnel them weapons, which puts the cast members of both ''Riding Bean'' and ''Gunsmith Cats'' on a plane to Lawndale to investigate the weapon sales. This eventually puts the entire cast of characters back in UsefulNotes/{{Tokyo}} for a final showdown and LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters does not even been to describe it.

Peter Guerin's second contribution to the Daria fandom is a CrisisCrossover that mashes ''Manga/KokoWaGreenwood'', ''RidingBean'', ''Manga/GunsmithCats'', and even ''Anime/SailorMoon'', into a sort of continuity stew. And then proceeds to get all of ''those'' characters completely wrong as well.

As the title suggests, the remains of one of the terrorist groups from the last story are once again attempting to retake Lawndale and install their hyper-conservative regime. They're recruiting the help of Shinobu Tezuka's sister due to her ties to the yakuza allowing her to funnel them weapons, which puts the cast members of both Riding Bean and Gunsmith Cats on a plane to Lawndale to investigate the weapon sales. This eventually puts the entire cast of characters back in Tokyo for a final showdown and LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters does not even been to describe it.

* AdaptationExpansion: Misako the ghost is an extremely minor character in Greenwood. Here, she's a regular presence and the dorm mascot.

* BlackComedyRape: Shun's nearly being raped should be horrifying, but the author plays the discovery of his actual gender by the rapist as humorous.

* {{Homage}}: More "scene liftings" passing off as these, in particular a rip-off of Ghostbuster's ghost traps are used to hold off Misako.

* {{Yakuza}}: The fictional Tezuka Yakuza serve as one of many criminal organizations Daria and the cast of thousands must pursue. Note that this is not a traditional naming scheme for yakuza groups...despite the author's claim of being an expert in all things related to Japanese culture.

* SequelHook: The story ends with a note telling the reader to look for "Lawndale Militia III: The Final Conflict", as the resolution of the "Lawndale Milita" trilogy. This story was never written.
* ShowSomeLeg: Daria gets into a yakuza headquarters via her and Jane pretending to be strippers looking for an audition. Note that Daria doing a sexy striptease down to her underwear doesn't actually provide much of a distraction since both she and Jane were already armed to the teeth and the guards aren't actually being shown being distracted.

* WesternTerrorists: The Lawndale Militia returns from Malarky Sushi Surprise. Again, they fall under the RightWingMilitaFanatic type. Complete with author tracts describing their tactics!

* WriterOnBoard: Returning from the previous story, except this time Peter will not only have the characters parrot his opinions, he will also stop the narrative cold with footnotes on his views.

* ShowSomeLeg: Daria gets into a yakuza headquarters via her and Jane pretending to be strippers looking for an audition. Note that Daria doing a sexy striptease down to her underwear doesn't actually provide much of a distraction since both she and Jane were already armed to the teeth and the guards aren't actually being shown being distracted.

* ArtisticLicenseEngineering: The yakuza use walkie-talkies the way most people use cell phones now. The problem is, walkie-talkies are short range radios, not long-range telecommunications devices that can cover a metropolitan area the size of Tokyo (one of the largest cities ''in the world.'' Ironically, at the time the story was written, cell phone saturation in Japan was far higher than in the US, to the point that it would have made

Peter Guerin's third contribution to the Daria fandom is a CrisisCrossover that also mashes in ''Manga/KokoWaGreenwood'', ''RidingBean'', ''Manga/GunsmithCats'', and even ''Anime/SailorMoon'', into a sort of continuity stew.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: To the point where you can get a WallOfText just from the ''paragraphs'' needed to establish how many people eventually end up in one scene at the same time.

Peter Guerin's second contribution to the Daria fandom is a CrisisCrossover that also mashes in ''Manga/KokoWaGreenwood'', ''RidingBean'', ''Manga/GunsmithCats'', and even ''Anime/SailorMoon'', into a sort of continuity stew.

* DroppedABirdgetOnHim: Repeating a joke about the extremely feminine Shun from Greenwood, except much creepier because it's part of a ''rape attempt'' by a yakuza member.

The original story can be found [[http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/return_of_the_lawndale_militia.txt here]]. The MST is still [[http://home.netcom.com/%7Emblackwl/rlm.txt here]], though the authors of the MST had little familiarity with the less mainstream crossovers used for this story. This resulted in many of the jokes focusing on both the characters relative obscurity to the average media consumer and the insane personalities they received here.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: To the point where you can get a WallOfText just from the ''paragraphs'' needed to establish how many people eventually end up in one scene at the same time.
* RonTheDeathEater: Nagisa goes from being a comically inept villain seeking nothing but the humiliation of her brother to murderous international crime lord with no explanation.

Peter Guerin's second contribution to the Daria fandom is a CrisisCrossover that also mashes in ''Anime/KokoWaGreenwood'', ''Anime/RidingBean'', ''Anime/GunsmithCats'', and even ''Anime/SailorMoon'', into a sort of continuity stew.

The "exciting" sequel to the "popular" ''Fanfic/MiserySenshiNeoZeroDoubleBlitzkriegDebacle''!