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Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It was been re-uploaded and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story found at [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uS7mwNipGw5BKX6cCN4KnMElC5NKTJ2zN6R_jOn61Ko/edit here]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{YouTube}}.

A person by the name of [="Basttriter420"=] has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on Turtle returning to the past, and, after killing off all the Death Eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose here]].

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Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It was been re-uploaded and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story can be found at [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uS7mwNipGw5BKX6cCN4KnMElC5NKTJ2zN6R_jOn61Ko/edit here]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{YouTube}}.

A person by the name of [="Basttriter420"=] has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two four chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on Turtle returning to the past, and, after killing off all the Death Eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose here]].
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Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story up to Chapter 69 can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{YouTube}}.

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Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's It was been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story up to Chapter 69 can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]].[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uS7mwNipGw5BKX6cCN4KnMElC5NKTJ2zN6R_jOn61Ko/edit here]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{YouTube}}.
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* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln (probably because the author confused him with the Biblical Abraham) all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).

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* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 10,000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible Bible figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln (probably because the author confused him with the Biblical Abraham) all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).



* ArtisticLicenseReligion: Hoo boy... the author claims to have talked to a preacher so he could learn enough about biblical times to write about it. He must not have been paying very much attention.

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* ArtisticLicenseReligion: Hoo boy... the author claims to have talked to a preacher so he could learn enough about biblical Biblical times to write about it. He must not have been paying very much attention.



* BibleTimes: The main character goes back in time to this time period to re-invent fried chicken.

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* BibleTimes: The main character goes back in time to this time period to re-invent fried chicken.



* BigBad: Vadermort/Snape

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* BigBad: Vadermort/SnapeVadermort/Snape.



* BigBadDuumvirate: Vadermort also works with Adolf Hitler, Dracula, Wolfman, and the devil

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* BigBadDuumvirate: Vadermort also works with Adolf Hitler, Dracula, Wolfman, and the devilDevil.



* CompositeCharacter: Snape and Voldemort (Or rather, Vadermort) are the same person now.

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* CompositeCharacter: Snape and Voldemort (Or (or rather, Vadermort) are the same person now.



* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Oh so very much. He claimed that he was going to improve his spelling to 'give u da best reedin experiants', but any degree of noticeable improvement was marginal. Notable examples include:

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* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Oh so very much. He claimed that he was going to improve his spelling to 'give "give u da best reedin experiants', experiants", but any degree of noticeable improvement was marginal. Notable examples include:



* TitleDrop: Turtle does this after relating his depressing life before Hogwarts to Creator/LeonardoDaVinci.
--> " i wuz so sad. but den one day dat all changed. all of a sudden i found out someden dat changed my life 4eva... imma wiserd."
** He also does this in the [[FakeOutFadeOut supposed final chapter]] during an epic battle with "Vadermort"

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* TitleDrop: Turtle does this after relating his depressing life before Hogwarts to Creator/LeonardoDaVinci.
Creator/LeonardoDaVinci:
--> " i "i wuz so sad. but den one day dat all changed. all of a sudden i found out someden dat changed my life 4eva... imma wiserd."
** He also does this in the [[FakeOutFadeOut supposed final chapter]] during an epic battle with "Vadermort""Vadermort":



* TheStarscream: Vadermort makes it clear in the sequel he plans on betraying Dollars Umbitch and the devil.

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* TheStarscream: Vadermort makes it clear in the sequel he plans on betraying Dollars Umbitch and the devil.Devil.
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In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[Franchise/StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the source of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming a Muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be a TrollFic by those who have read it.

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In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] "[[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]]" that he must kill 'da "da dark lord [[Franchise/StarWars Vader]]mort', Vader]]mort", who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - -- he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the source of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming a Muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be a TrollFic by those who have read it.



A person by the name of [="Basttriter420"=] has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on turtle returning to the past and after killing off all the death eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose here]].

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A person by the name of [="Basttriter420"=] has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on turtle Turtle returning to the past and past, and, after killing off all the death eaters, Death Eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose here]].
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* CatchPhrase: Bradberry and Steven, Joseph's gay friends, say "fabulos" far too often.

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* CatchPhrase: CharacterCatchphrase: Bradberry and Steven, Joseph's gay friends, say "fabulos" far too often.
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Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story up to Chapter 69 can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}.

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Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story up to Chapter 69 can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}.
Website/{{YouTube}}.
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In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[Franchise/StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the source of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming a muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be a TrollFic by those who have read it.

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In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[Franchise/StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the source of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming a muggle, Muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be a TrollFic by those who have read it.
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%%** JesusWasWayCool
%%** JiveTurkey: Pretty much how the whole story is written.
%%** TheKlan: Except they're revealed to be ghosts during the Quidditch match, after which they show up less frequently.

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%%** JesusWasWayCool
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* JesusWasWayCool: Jesus is one of Turtle’s buddies when he returns to Bible times.
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JiveTurkey: Pretty much how the whole story is written.
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written, with very little resembling proper grammar appearing.
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TheKlan: They initially make up the {{Mooks}} for the Death Eaters. Except they're revealed to be ghosts during the Quidditch match, after which they show up less frequently.



%%* SlutShaming: Tends to happen to female antagonists.

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%%* * SlutShaming: Tends to happen to female antagonists.antagonists, as if that was the best insult the author had for female villains.
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* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler says many phrases in Mock-German, [[CriticalResearchFailure none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author]].

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* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler says many phrases in Mock-German, [[CriticalResearchFailure none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author]].author.
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Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story up to Chapter 69 can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}, one of the most popular being [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

A person by the name of [="Basttriter420"=] has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on turtle returning to the past and after killing off all the death eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose

to:

Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story up to Chapter 69 can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}, one of the most popular being [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

Website/{{Youtube}}.

A person by the name of [="Basttriter420"=] has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on turtle returning to the past and after killing off all the death eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found here: https://www.[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loosenet/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose here]].


* AwesomeMcCoolname: The main character's full name is "Soulja Spirit [[Manga/DragonBall Buu]] Jackson", but everyone else calls him "Turtle" for some reason.
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* DemotedToDragon: in the sequel, Vadermort has been brought back for serving Dollars Umbitch.

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* DemotedToDragon: in In the sequel, Vadermort has been brought back for serving Dollars Umbitch.



* JesusWasWayCool
* JiveTurkey: Pretty much how the whole story is written.
* TheKlan: Except they're revealed to be ghosts during the Quidditch match, after which they show up less frequently.

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* %%** JesusWasWayCool
* %%** JiveTurkey: Pretty much how the whole story is written.
* %%** TheKlan: Except they're revealed to be ghosts during the Quidditch match, after which they show up less frequently.



* SlutShaming: Tends to happen to female antagonists.

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* %%* SlutShaming: Tends to happen to female antagonists.

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