History Fanfic / IAmNotGoingThroughPubertyAgain

* OvershadowedByAwesome: Tobirama is an InUniverse example. The narration mentions that he did far more for the infrastructure of the Leaf Village than any other Kage, but most of his achievements were overlooked because he lacked his brothers charisma and Sarutobi's skill at diplomacy.

* {{Squick}}: InUniverse example. Part of the reason for why Sasuke refused to have his lost arm replaced is because he found the idea disgusting.

* TooDumbToLive: Temari and Kankuro's opinion of Naruto after he asks Gaara to join him for ramen during their first meeting. Of course, he actually isn't. If Naruto ''honestly'' wanted to, he could probably wipe the floor with all three of them in ten seconds flat, but they don't know that.

* TookALevelInBadass: While Team 7's meteoric rise in skill is very much documented in canon, Hinata's wasn't. Apparently, during the duration of the eighteen years between the end of the manga and the quartet's unintended journey through time, Hinata became a kunoichi whose skill is comparable to the likes of ''Kakashi'' and ''Itachi'' (putting her on par with the Sandaime Hokage in his old age). Something that Ko Hyuuga can very much attest to after feeling a ''sliver'' of Hinata's KI. Chapter 11 showcases her growth, where despite having been a bit out of shape for several years, her current body lacking the physical conditioning to handle her fighting style, and facing Orochimaru, who, in spite of her real age, has a significant experience advantage over her, Hinata is ''still'' able to match and even ''overwhelm'' him.

Unlike the vast majority (read: almost all) of Peggy sue fan-fiction, this work does not attempt to make any sort of unnecessary dramatization in the plot - it, in its essence, is a CrackFic with a loose plot framework. In it, the title character of ''Naruto'' is accompanied by three other ninja from the future - Team 7, and (unusually enough, for a peggy sue) a slightly mentally unbalanced [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Hinata]] [[ShrinkingViolet Hyuuga]], and [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Kurama.]] Unlike other pieces of fanfiction the five are not exactly happy about coming back to the past, having left a perfectly good and not-in-imminent-danger-of-destruction world behind, essentially undoing their case of EarnYourHappyEnding.

* AlmightyJanitor: Technically. While this ''is'' a result of a PeggySue, that doesn't change the fact that the four strongest ninja in the village are currently ''genin''. Naruto and Sasuke are especially JustForFun/{{egregious}} cases, as they are by far the two strongest ninja ''alive'', period and they ''never'' made it to chunin in the main timeline (exactly how this is possible since Naruto became the Hokage isn't made clear).

* SparedByAdaptation: With the exception of a few Akatsuki members and movie villains, pretty much everybody that died during the events of the main series survives.

-->The idea of replacing his missing arm with a bunch of mutant adult stem cells of a man who had died around half a century ago was just ''gross''. He couldn't even stand drinking from another person's canteen, and they expected him to be fine and dandy with gluing some sort of tree-man corpse-tumor onto the stump of his elbow?
-->Yeah, '''no'''. His fight with Kabuto had left Sasuke borderline paranoid about body modification. That naked chick crawling out of the man's chest flashing him with her lifeless clone tits had been traumatizing enough.

Unlike the vast majority (read: almost all) of Peggy sue fan-fiction, this work does not attempt to make any sort of unnecessary dramatization in the plot - it, in it's essence, is a CrackFic with a loose plot framework. In it, the title character of ''Naruto'' is accompanied by three other ninja from the future - Team 7, and (unusually enough, for a peggy sue) a slightly mentally unbalanced [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Hinata]] [[ShrinkingViolet Hyuuga]], and [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Kurama.]] Unlike other pieces of fanfiction the five are not exactly happy about coming back to the past, having left a perfectly good and not-in-imminent-danger-of-destruction world behind, essentially undoing their case of EarnYourHappyEnding.

* AlmightyJanitor: Technically. While this ''is'' a result of a PeggySue, that doesn't change the fact that the four strongest ninja in the village are currently ''genin''. Naruto and Sasuke are especially {{egregious}} cases, as they are by far the two strongest ninja ''alive'', period and they ''never'' made it to chunin in the main timeline (exactly how this is possible since Naruto became the Hokage isn't made clear).

* WorldsStrongestMan: Time travel is ''weird''. For some reason, Team 7 and Hinata retained their original strength (chakra levels, reflexes, skills, knowledge, etc.). The only thing that would be holding them back is a change in body type (fully grown adults to twelve year olds), but any effect it would have seems to be negligent. Thus, that technically makes Naruto and Sasuke the strongest ninja in the world (despite being, you know, ''genin''), and all four by far the strongest ninja in the village. Even Hinata, the weakest of them, who was slightly out of shape and hadn't been in an life-or-death battle for ''years'' by the time of their trip to the past, is still easily able to match and overwhelm a still-technically-in-his-prime Orochimaru.

* {{Pettanko}}: What makes Sakura realize that she and the others traveled back in time is that she's back to being this (much to her displeasure).

* OneDialogueTwoConversations: After seeing his daughter come home worried, Hiashi decided to have an incredibly awkward heart-to-heart with Naruto. Hiashi thought they were talking about Naruto and Hinata's more [[{{Polyamory}} unconventional]] romantic practices, while Naruto ([[spoiler: more specifically the Naruto from the beginning of the series inside his adult body]]) thought they were talking about the fact that he woke up in bed naked next to Hinata.

* BlatantLies: When inquired by Kakashi on how he lost his arm, [[CutMyselfShaving Sasuke bluntly states that he fell down some stairs]].

* CassandraTruth: Ino is easily able to tell that Naruto and Hinata, and Sasuke and Sakura are together. Neither of her teammates believe her (in part due to being oblivious preteen boys who have barely hit puberty).

* DistractedByTheSex: During the finals, it's mentioned that the Kusa representative was completely unremarkable except for her rather large... ''"eyes"''. Thus, Sarutobi and Rasa, both perverted men who have been widowers for over a decade, couldn't care less about anything she has to say and are focused more on her ''"eyes"'', and being unsubtle about it too, much to her annoyance.

* EvasiveFightThreadEpisode: Naruto and Sasuke decided to go all out for the final match of the Chunin exams (with their wives faking a double knock-out to esure that they were at full power and Naruto setting up a barrier to avoid flattening the entire village). [[spoiler: Naruto won by virtue of Sasuke forfiting after a few minutes.]]

* AmbiguouslyBi: Sakura claims she's straight, but the fact that she gushes ''a lot'' about other attractive women raises a few eyebrows.

* BewareTheNiceOnes: Many feel that Hinata "snapping" was a result of all the pressure put on her, despite her usually kind demeanor. As Ko points out in his head, everyone thought Itachi was a nice kid too, and look at how ''he'' turned out.
** Granted, Itachi actually is still a genuinely nice person when not undercover, but it's not like anyone else other than the four time travelers, Obito, the Sandaime Hokage, and the Konoha Elders know that.
* BewareTheQuietOnes: Hinata, according to the Hyuuga Clan.

* BlatantLies: When inquired by Kakashi on how he lost his arm, Sasuke bluntly states that he fell down some stairs.

* DistractedByMyOwnSexy: Upon waking up in an adult body, 12-year old Hinata spends quite some time gaping and feeling her new, huge breasts (which she describes as having watermelons protuding from her chest). Though unlike other examples this is less narcicism and more shock at suddenly having an adult body.

** Hinata, to the Hyuuga Clan (barring [[BigBrotherWorship Hanabi]]). When she first woke up in the past, Hinata immediately noticed that she wasn't in her house, and that her husband wasn't in bed with her. She immediately [[ThereWasADoor rampaged her way through the Hyuuga Clan compound]] to Naruto's location, putting a ''tenth'' of a ''very'' large clan in the hospital in the process. The event is now dubbed "The Hinata Massacre". The epilogue mentions that Hiashi did nothing of note other than actively avoiding trying to do anything that would anger his daughter.

Note: Spoilers for the ending of ''Naruto''. As this fic assumes you are familiar with the epilogue of the manga, along with The Last and Boruto the movie, all potential spoilers are unmarked.

* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: [[spoiler: 12 year old]] Sasuke briefly wonders why girls found him so attractive when he was, in his own words, "bitter, asocial, wrapped in darkness and scarred by grief".

* [[BigBrotherWorship Big Sister Worship]]: Bearing witness to "The Hinata Massacre" has caused Hanabi to become outright ''starry-eyed'' when seeing her sister, with the slightest hint of shame for ''ever'' doubting her power.

** Hinata, to the Hyuuga Clan. When she first woke up in the past, Hinata immediately noticed that she wasn't in her house, and that her husband wasn't in bed with her. She immediately [[ThereWasADoor rampaged her way through the Hyuuga Clan compound]] to Naruto's location, putting a ''tenth'' of a ''very'' large clan in the hospital in the process. The event is now dubbed "The Hinata Massacre". The epilogue mentions that Hiashi did nothing of note other than actively avoiding trying to do anything that would anger his daughter.

* CurbStompCushion: Surprisingly, the Sasuke vs Karin fight in the Chunin Exam Finals was this for the former. Sasuke was confident enough that he could beat her without not even needing to use the Sharingan; by only using the abilities she had in canon, Karin put up such an impressive fight that she forced Sasuke to use the ''Rinnegan'' to defeat her.

** This was all that it took for Hashirama to defeat Kakuzu. Not any flashy justsu, not even a BadassBoast. Merely ''staring'' at him made Kakuzu to wet his pants and run away on the verge of crying.

* PowerPerversionPotential: Sasuke and Sakura use the former's Tsukuyomi to have ''72 consecutive hours of sex in a few seconds''.

* DistractedByMyOwnSexy: Upon waking up in an adult body, 12-year old Hinata spends quite some time gaping and feeling her new, huge breasts (which she describes as having watermelons protuding from her chest). Though unlike other examples this is less narcicism and more shock at suddenlyn having an adult body.