History Fanfic / FaceTheStrange

* {{Hypocrite}}: Dally calls Bella easy, but Bella has never been shown to screw a man other than Edward willingly (she had no clue that Snape wasn't Edward as she was blinded by a bag) both in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and this fic. Dally, however, had no problem having sex with Hiei thousands of times and still considers Edward her property.

* MegaCrossover: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Franchise/HarryPotter'', ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'', ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'', ''ComicBook/XMen'', ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''... And that's just the first few chapters.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: They don't [[BishieSparkle sparkle]], have fangs, and at one point Edward even [[{{Animorphism}} turns into a bat]]. As terrible as the fic is, she still somehow gets vampires closer to the traditional portrayal than Literature/{{Twilight}}.

* UnluckyChildhoodFriend: According to the biographies, [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]] has been friends with Dally since preschool.

* MegaCrossover: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Franchise/HarryPotter'', ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'', ''ComicBook/XMen'', ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''... And that's just the first few chapters.

%% * ButWeUsedACondom

** When Hiei screws Sasuke, Dally is more ticked about Hiei banging a man then she is that he slept with someone else in the first place.

* RunningGag: Throughout the fic, various words are "misspelled" (clearly deliberately) as the names of various Anime/{{Pokemon}}.

--->"So do you like that guy?" Edward asked.
--->"Of course, he gave me free food! He is very nice" Dally said happy.

* BrokenAesop: The story tries to push that there is nothing wrong with being homosexual, but aside from Jack Skellington, all of the characters who aren't straight are portrayed as villains, including the only actually canonically gay character in the fic- Dumbledore.

** Sasuke is another one of the "good" gays, but even then [[AllGaysArePromiscuous he is a walking stereotype]].

%% * [[ManOnFire Hedgehog On Fire]]

[[FromBadToWorse And it only gets worse]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs (and weirder)]] [[FromBadToWorse from there.]]

The above summary does not even begin to capture the pure MindScrew that is Face The Strange (or, as it is spelled officially, "[=FaCe ThE StRaNgE=]"), a TrollFic written in an attempt to write the worst FanFic ever. Dally Darkblood is a young lady who happens to be [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot both a vampire and a witch]]. She is invited to go to [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] along with a certain young man named [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]] who has been having some issues with his girlfriend [[RomanticFalseLead Bella Swan]]. On the train, they happen to run into [[Manga/YuYuHakusho Hiei]], who is selling candy to pay for his trip to Hogwarts and on Dally a few times. They also encounter [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Shadow]], the [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight anthropomorphic hedgehog]]. When they actually get into Hogwarts, Dally and Hiei decide to get it on and use magic to turn their bodily fluids into water in order to avoid impregnating Dally. Little do they know, however, that a [[CrazyJealousGuy very jealous Edward]] is spying on them, and decides to use his magic to teach Dally a lesson.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Hiei, in Chapter 13, goes to "study" with Sasuke.

-->"[[ADateWithRosiePalms That masturbator!]]" said Link and they all laughed and walked [[RougeAnglesOfSatin adaware]]...