History FanFic / TheMiserySenshiNeoZeroDoubleBlitzkriegDebacle

* OutOfCharacter: ''Nobody'' is in character. One of the worst recipients of this is Daria, who is stripped of her acerbic wit and high principles and replaced with an unfunny sociopath who thinks it's hilarious to freeze and shatter a human criminal while stopping a bank robbery. But let's not forget Beavis and Butthead, who go from being unmotivated losers to vicious violent would-be rapists that stop at nothing to kidnap and force themselves on Quinn Morgendorffer.

* HerrDoktor[=/=]MadScientist: Dr. Helmut Vander Helffen isn't just a mad scientist, he's HITLER'S mad scientist, sustaining himself on his secret immortality pills!

* BornAgainImmortality: The Solar Warrior has been reborn for several millennia as hundreds of different historically important people of many different nationalities and ethnicities. His list of past lives includes the first emperor of Japan, Myth/KingArthur, Irish revolutionary Film/MichaelCollins, and [[UsefulNotes/SouthAfrica South African]] [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra Apartheid Era]] martyr [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Biko Stephen Biko]]. His current identity is a Japanese office worker.

Meanwhile, there are ''three'' major terrorist organizations worldwide all attempting major attempts at world domination. First off, the nationalistic Japanese terrorist group NIRAA led by ex-Nazi Dr. Helmut Vander Helffen and his companion Amazana Yoriko, seek to depose the reconstructed post-war government of Japan via stealing a single prototype fighter jet (the Neo Zero of the title). Next up, the Lawndale Militia, a right-wing American para-military group seeks to control Lawndale, Texas, during their huge football game with Highland, Texas. This ''one'' game is apparently a ''major'' world event, since it also attracts Akbaar El-Salaam, an Islamic fundamentalist who seeks to hijack a passenger plane and crash it into the Lawndale High stadium during the game. Said football game also allows for WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead to join in on the fun, except instead of being amusing losers as in their show, they are violent rapists in this story.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, its nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Creator/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Fanfic/ReturnOfTheLawndaleMilitia'', and a prequel, ''Fanfic/TriumphOfTheRetart'', all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

* {{Homage}}: The story contains a number of sequences lifted completely and wholly out of other works, whether they make sense or not. For example, Usagi putting her clothes on while wearing nothing but her panties is extremely raunchy for the type of humor used on ''Anime/SailorMoon'', but not ''Anime/ProjectAKo'', where the scene is lifted from. The author clearly ''intends'' the scenes to be jokes or references as he points out each and every one of them in the appendix so you can marvel at how much 80s and 90s anime he's watched.

The fanfic received a similarly massive MST led by Matt Blackwell, and can be found [[http://home.netcom.com/%7Emblackwl/Neo-zero.txt here.]] The original fanfic in all its archived glory can be found [[http://web.archive.org/web/20101220171116/http://outpost-daria.com/fanfic/the_misery_senshi_neo-zero_double_blitzkrieg_debacle.html here]], in its final revision conducted in 2010. The revision contains minor edits and an apology as to the potential insensitivity of the Islamic Terror subplot.

* BornAgainImmortality: The Solar Warrior has been reborn for several millennia as hundreds of different historically important people. Of many different nationalities and ethnicities - his list of past lives includes the first emperor of Japan, KingArthur, Irish revolutionary Film/MichaelCollins, and [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra Apartheid Era]] martyr [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Biko Stephen Biko]] of UsefulNotes/SouthAfrica. His current identity is a Japanese office worker.

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: The non-American, non-canonical cast members have very awkward names. "Amazana Yoriko" is the chief offender, as even the author admits he simply took a non-Japanese word and tried to make it "sound" Japanese. Dr. Helmut Vander Helffen is supposed to be of German nobility and a German-born Nazi, but he possesses a name that is a strange mash of a German given name and a badly constructed Dutch surname, suggesting he took a similar approach to this character as well.

* AuthorAppeal: A ''lot'' of references (and outright scene lifts) from other movies and anime that Guerin was a fan of.

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: The non-American, non-canonical cast members have very awkward names. "Amazana Yoriko" is the chief offender, as even the author admits he simply took a non-Japanese word and tried to make it "sound" Japanese.

* {{Homage}}: The story contains a number of sequences lifted completely and wholly out of other works, whether they make sense or not. For example, Usagi putting her clothes on while wearing nothing but her panties is extremely raunchy for the type of humor used on ''Anime/SailorMoon'', but not ''Anime/ProjectAKo'', where the scene is lifted from. The author clearly ''intends'' the scenes to be jokes or references as he points out each and every one of them in the appendix.

* HerrDoktor[=/=]MadScientist: Dr. Vander Helffen.

* InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja: NIRAA apparently only hires ninja spies.

* TeleportersAndTransporters: Sailor Moon uses her [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands recently acquired]] "moon teleportation power" to transport herself and Daria from Tokyo to Lawndale.

* BornAgainImmortality: The Solar Warrior has been reborn for several millenia as hundreds of different historically important people. Of many different nationalities and ethnicities - his list of past lives includes the first emperor of Japan, KingArthur, Irish revolutionary Film/MichaelCollins, and [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra Apartheid Era]] martyr [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Biko Stephen Biko]] of UsefulNotes/SouthAfrica. His current identity is a Japanese office worker.

* TalkToTheFist: Yoriko shoots Sailor Moon out of the sky during a speech. In a scene played perfectly straight!

* ContrivedCoincidence: Akbaar seems to rack them up. Not only does he choose the exact same target for his terrorist attack as a completely unrelated terrorist group, but he bumps into Daria when she leaves the airport ''and'' of all the flights he chooses to hijack, he picks one going from ''Tokyo'' to ''Berlin''...the same plane with Ami Mizuno on board.

* BornAgainImmortality: The Solar Warrior has been reborn for several millenia as hundreds of different historically important people. Of many different nationalities and ethnicities - his list of past lives includes the first emperor of Japan, KingArthur, and [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra Apartheid Era]] martyr [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Biko Stephen Biko]] of UsefulNotes/SouthAfrica. His current identity is a Japanese office worker.

* {{Homage}}: The story contains a number of sequences lifted completely and wholly out of other works, whether they make sense or not. For example, Usagi putting her clothes on while wearing nothing but her panties is extremely raunchy for the type of humor used on ''Manga/SailorMoon'', but not ''Anime/ProjectAKo'', where the scene is lifted from. The author clearly ''intends'' the scenes to be jokes or references as he points out each and every one of them in the appendix.

* {{Homage}}: The story contains a number of sequences lifted completely and wholly out of other works. Whether they make sense or not. For example, Usagi putting her clothes on while wearing nothing but her panties is extremely raunchy for the type of humor used on ''Anime/SailorMoon'', but not ''ProjectAko'', where the scene is lifted from. The author clearly ''intends'' the scenes to be jokes or references as he points out each and every one of them in the appendix.

* {{Homage}}: The story contains a number of sequences lifted completely and wholly out of other works. Whether they make sense or not. For example, Usagi putting her clothes on while wearing nothing but her panties is extremely raunchy for the type of humor used on ''Franchise/SailorMoon'', but not ''ProjectAko'', where the scene is lifted from. The author clearly ''intends'' the scenes to be jokes or references as he points out each and every one of them in the appendix.

First published in 1998, Peter Guerin's infamous {{Crossover}} between popular teenage {{Dramedy}} series ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' and similarly popular children's action series ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' is difficult to explain succinctly. The plot opens with the titular character of ''Daria'' being drafted by departing Sailor Mercury Ami Mizuno to take her place on the team. Before you can say "Worst Casting Ever", Daria is in Japan and struggling with being a Sailor Senshi.

The fanfic received a similarly massive MST led by Matt Blackwell, and can be found [[http://home.netcom.com/%7Emblackwl/Neo-zero.txt here.]] The original fanfic in all its (non)glory can be found [[http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/the_misery_senshi_neo-zero_double_blitzkrieg_debacle.html here]], in its final revision conducted in 2010. The revision contains minor edits and an apology as to the potential insensitivity of the Islamic Terror subplot.

* NaziNoblewoman: Dr. Vander Helffen

Meanwhile, there are ''three'' major terrorist organizations worldwide all attempting major attempts at world domination. First off, the nationalistic Japanese terrorist group NIRAA led by ex-Nazi Dr. Dr. Helmut Vander Helffen and his companion Amazana Yoriko, seek to depose the reconstructed post-war government of Japan via stealing a single prototype fighter jet (the Neo Zero of the title). Next up, the Lawndale Militia, a right-wing American para-military group seeks to control Lawndale, Texas, during their huge football game with Highland, Texas. This ''one'' game is apparently a ''major'' world event, since it also attracts Akbaar El-Salaam, an Islamic fundamentalist who seeks to hijack a passenger plane and crash it into the Lawndale High stadium during the game. Said football game also allows for WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead to join in on the fun, except instead of being amusing losers as in their show, they are violent rapists in this story.

* ObligatorySwearing: ''Everyone'' swears now whether they should or not. For example, Usagi's mother wakes her daughty by yelling "Usagi, you lazy bastard!"

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, its nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Creator/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Fanfic/ReturnOfTheLawndaleMilitia'', and a prequel, ''Fanfic/TriumphOfTheRetart'' (no, not "retard", "retart" - that's how it's spelled the ''entire story''), all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

First published in 1998, Peter Guerin's infamous crossover between popular teenage dramedy series ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' and similarly popular children's action series ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' is difficult to explain succinctly. The plot opens with the titular character of ''Daria'' being drafted by departing Sailor Mercury Ami Mizuno to take her place on the team. Before you can say "Worst Casting Ever", Daria is in Japan and struggling with being a Sailor Senshi.