History FanFic / TheConversionBureauWorldsWhereItWouldntWork

** AdamWest! Batman.

In celebration of the fan made sequel and his TvTropes page, the author added one more ''World Suggestions'' chapter.

** The most epic example happens in the death battle between Canon!Celestia and Tyrantlestia.

--> Saitama: Eh? How does that help?
--> Xlestia It means they can forget their old life, and start a new one, a better one, in the magical land of Equestria. (Places a hoof on her chest and closes her eyes, looking utterly sincere.)

--> Xlestia: (Xlestia's mane burst into flames, before she regains her composure and puts on a forced smile.) Why do you think that?

--> Xlestia: (Loses her composure and bursts in flames.) You ''dare''-

* {{Badass}}: Too many to count.

--> Saitama: Eh? How does that Help.
--> Xlestia It means they can forget their old life, and start a new one, a better one, in the magical land of Equestria. (places a hoof on her chest and closed her eyes. Looking utterly sincere.)

--> Xlestia: (Xlestia's mane burst into flames, before she regains her composure and puts on a forced smile) Why do you think that?

--> Xlestia: (loses her composure and bursting in flames) You ''dare''-

* ShutUpHannibal: Several characters give these to Xlestia.

There is also a sequel by another author called [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/335126/the-conversion-bureau-more-worlds-where-it-wouldnt-work The Conversion Bureau: More Worlds Where It Wouldn't Work]] and short lived SpiritualSuccessor called [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/32753/the-conversion-bureau-wrong-universe The Conversion Bureau Wrong Universe]]

In celebration of the fan made sequel and his TvTropes page, the author adding one more ''World Suggestions'' chapter.

** Special note goes to the "Boss Rush" chapter, which involves ''every cannon villain'' winning.

** Both Cannon!Celestia and Tyrantlestia are this in their Death Battle.

** This is what ultimately does [[spoiler: Tyrantlestia in during her death battle with Cannon!Celestia. As Celestia herself put it, she put too much emphasis on the harmony part, while forgetting the '''true power''' of the elements.]]

** The most epic example happens in the death battle between Cannon!Celestia and Tyrantlestia.

* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: The finale chapter is a Death Battle between Cannon!Celestia and {{Fanon}}!Tyrantlestia. [[spoiler: A decently written character beats a poorly written Sue.]]

** Played with in the "Death Battle" SeriesFinale, where Tyrantlestia is disgusted with Celestia's use of DarkMagic. But unlike the other examples, Celestia is portrayed as the wiser for having the knowledge to use dark magic ''responsibly'' instead of denouncing its use as evil. [[spoiler: It also shows Tyrantlestia's hypocritical side after ''she'' uses dark magic in a fit of rage, while still acting as if she is still on morally high ground ground.]]

** Best shown after the Edolas Army turns the tables on Equestira by ''converting the ponies'' into magical crystal to use as a power source. Xlestia is beyond pissed and immediately shows that she isn't going down without a fight.

* DownerEnding: Most of the ones where TheBadGuyWins are this or at least implied to be this.

** Also, at least of couple of Equestria's defeat or never shown, but implied to be ''very'' one sided.

* AlasPoorVillain: Xlestia occasionally. Especially in WebOrigninal/SCPFoundation, where [[spoiler: The ''entire'' Pony race is wiped out and Xlestia is left in an AndIMustScream state, while the Foundation studies/experiments on her.]]
** Also, A.I. Celestia, who could only stand and watch as [[spoiler: Xlestia slings the sun at her]], before deciding to spend her last moments serving humanity, after realizing there is no course of action to take.
* AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent: The Author likes to mix things up, by adding chapters that briefly detail multiple reader requested scenarios, chapters involving other FanFic universe, in a similar structure to the reader request chapters, and even a chapter detailing what he thinks would have happened, if Earth and Equestria were really stuck in TCB style situation.
* AntiVillain: Xlestia is genuinely-however misguided-trying to do what she thinks is best. The problem is, she is too consumed by FantasticRacism and her own self-righteous attitude, to even consider that she may be in the wrong.
* TheBadGuyWins: A few chapters end like this. This is usually, when other villains, pull an EvilerThanThou.

* ButtMonkey: Oddly enough Xlestia, as the whole series is focused on her, not only failing miserably in conquest, but occasionally getting Equestria destroyed as well.

** In a more tragic example, Equestria was apparently the victim of one, against the WebOriginal/SCPFoundation.
** In the Justice League universe, Xlestia is left hiding under her convers, knowing an off screen one is waiting for her, as soon as the League’s magic experts take down the barrier. Batman makes sure she knows this.

** The Mane Six are also on the receiving end of one, courtesy of [[{{Naruto}} Kakashi]], who easily dispatches all of them at once.
** The Mane Sixand Sonic and friends, vs. Eggman's {{Mooks}}. Those poor robots.
** Xlestia finally gets to be on the other side of this, when she goes up against the Wizard of Oz.

* {{Determinator}}: After FanFic/FriendshipIsOptimal Celestia, makes it clear that Xlestia cannot win, her solution is to [[spoiler: fling the sun at her, destroying ''both'' worlds and then looking for a new planet to start over on and just go to Tartarus, to retrieve her subjects, after she is done.]]

* DownerEnding: Most of the ones where TheBadGuyWins are this or at least implead to be this.

* EpicFail: Basically the whole point of the series. But the crowning moment of EpicFail, is definitely when Xlestia transports Equestira to Neptune, per reader request.
** There is also a chapter, where Twilight is tasked with developing the conversion potion, by testing various formulas on human TCB supporters. HilarityEnsues.
*** The cherry on top? [[spoiler: Twilight (Who is unaware that Xlestia is responsible for the whole thing.) reveals to Xlestia that she also made a ''cure'' for when the barrier ordeal finally blows over.)]]

** Xlestia abandons her plans, once the Enterprise crew informs her that the humans had achieved Utopian society and went on to become a founding member of The United Federation of Planets. [[note]]They conveniently leave out the WorldWarIII and Vulcan intervention that lead to their perfect world, as well as the conflict with their colonies. "That was neither, here nor there."[[/note]]
** Played with in the "Death Battle" SeriesFinale, where Tyrantlestia is disgusted with Celestia's use of DarkMagic. But unlike the other examples, Celestia is portrayed as the wiser for having the knowledge to use dark magic ''responsibly'', instead of denouncing its use as evil. [[spoiler: It also shows Tyrantlestia's hypocritical side, after ''she'' uses dark magic in a fit of rage, while still acting as if she is still on morally high ground ground.]]

** Best shown, after the Edolas Army turns the tables on Equestira, by ''converting the ponies'' into magical crystal to use as a power source. Xlestia is beyond pissed and immediately shows that she isn't going down without a fight.

* FaceDeathWithDignity: Upon seeing [[spoiler: Xlestia hurling the sun at her,]] in the first Straightforward Failures chapter, A.I. Celestia, only briefly tries to search for a solution, before realizing it is hopeless and immediately decides to spend her last few moment continuing with her main objective: satisfying the human race.
* FantasticRacism: Xlestia and to a lesser extent, the other ponies, believe humanity should be converted, because they are a savage and self-destructive race. More than one being calls them out on this view.
* FatalFlaw: Mentioned and acted upon, in the Death Battle series finales, where the announcers claim Tyrantlestia's only true weaknesses, are her own {{Pride}} and the fatal flaw of most villain character: over confidence.
* GenderBender: Accidental example, during one of Twilight's potion tests.

* HeelFaceTurn: Both Xlestia and Twilight is implied to do this, after Eggman gives the ponies a taste of their own medicine, in the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Mobius chapter]].
** Also Xlestia, during one the World Suggestion chapters, abandons her EvilPlan, after the Enterprise crew manages to talk her down.

* MoodWhiplash: Most of the first Straightforward Failure chapter is hilarious, until you get to the finale section. [[note]] WordOfGod has admitted that it was somewhat out of spite, for that particular AU.[[/note]]

* OhCrap: Everyone has this, when Discord meets Q.

** This is what ultimately does [[spoiler: Tyrantlessting in, during her death battle with Cannon!Celestia. As Celestia herself put it, she put too much emphasis on the harmony part, while forgetting the '''true power''' of the elements.]]

** The most epic example, happens in the death battle between Cannon!Celestia and Tyrantlestia.

** When [[spoiler: Robotizised Xlestia,]] tries to convince the remaining heroes, that Robotizisation isn't so bad, Sonic has this to say:

* ThereCanBeOnlyOne: A comedic example in ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestia Girls]]'' universe, when Xlestia decides to leave, after realizing they would just get double of everypony.
* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: The finale chapter is a Death Battle, between Cannon!Celestia and {{Fanon}}!Tyrantlestia. [[spoiler: A decently written character, beats a poorly written Sue.]]

* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Xlestia is still loved throughout Equestria, due to the inhabitants not being fully aware of her plans.

*** The cherry on top? [[spoiler: Twilight (Who is unaware that Xlestia is responsible for the whole thing.) reveals to Xlestia, that she also made a ''cure'' for when the barrier ordeal finally blows over.)]]

* EvilerThanThou: Five different villains have turned the tables on Xlestia, while two gave the TCB a taste of its own medicine: Eggman, Skynet, Megatron, A.I. Celestia and The King Edolas.

* VillainousValor: Xlestia puts up a truly admiral fight, after the Edolas army invades Canterlot. Everywhere she went, the enemy had to fall back and her troops were rallied to fight on. [[spoiler: Unfortunately, it wasn't enough.]]

--> 'Xlestia: GET OUT OF MY CITY!!! [[ShoutOut YOU]] [[FantasticRacism FILTHY APES]]!!!

--> Nightmare Moon: How am I going to create eternal night, on a ''round'' world!?

* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Aslyn gives one to Xlestia, after she makes the mistake of invading Narnia, by throwing her hypocritical philosophy in her face.
--> Aslyn: Only those '''without flaws''', have the right to bare judgment on others.

** [[spoiler: Aslyn]] gives her a ''devastating'' one, after she tries to justify her attempts to convert humanity.

--> '''Sonic''': Yeah it can't be all bad, the original ''was'' built as a medical machine after all. One problem though. The day I take orders from Eggman, is the day I hang up my running shoes forever!!!

* VillainousValor: Xlestia puts up a truly admiral fight, after The Edolas army invades Canterlot. Everywhere she went, the enemy had to fall back and her troops were rallied to fight on. [[spoiler: Unfortunately, it wasn't enough.]]
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Xlestia is still loved throughout Equestria, due to the inhabitance, not being fully aware of her plans.

* WhatTheHellHero: [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Aslyn]] gives Xlestia an '''epic''' one, full of TranquilFury.

* EvenEvilHasStandards: Xlestia may be a racist and manipulative jerk, whose idea of "saving" humanity is giving them the choice of death or conversion. But even ''she's'' horrified that an [[FanFic/TheConversionBureau TheOtherSideOfTheSpectrum alternate version of herself]], would lead the ponies into an open war with the humans.

%%** Best shown, after {{insert that one magical world here}} turns the tables on Equestira, by ''converting the ponies'' into magical crystal to use as a power source. Xlestia is beyond pissed and immediately shows that she isn't going down without a fight.
%%--> 'Xlestia: GET OUT OF MY CITY!!! [[ShoutOut YOU]] [[FantasticRacism FILTHY APES]]!!!
** Xlestia also still cares about Luna.

** The Mane Six are also on the receiving end of one, courtesy of [[{{Naruto}} Kakashi}}, who easily dispatches all of them at once.
** The Mane Six-plus Spike-and Sonic and friends, vs. Eggman's {{Mooks}}. Those poor robots.

* AlasPoorVillain: Xlestia occasionally. Especially in WebOrigninal/SCPFoundation, where [[spoiler: The ''entire'' Pony race is wiped out and Xlestia is left in an IMustScream state, while the Foundation studies/experiments on her.]]

It can be found here [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/249920/the-conversion-bureau-worlds-where-it-wouldnt-work]]

* ThereCanBeOnlyOne: A comedic example in ''[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestia Girls]]'' universe, when Xlestia decides to leave, after realizing they would just get double of everypony.

* WhatTheHellHero: [[Litature/Narnia Aslyn]] gives Xlestia an '''epic''' one, full of TranquilFury.

* CrazyAwesome: AdamWest Batman shows how awesome he is by figuring out Xlestia's plans in '' two minutes'' through InsaneTrollLogic and then left her completely powerless with a serum he created, ''in case of Rhino Attack.'' CrazyPrepared does not begin to describe him.

* MoodWhiplash: Most of the first Straightforward Failure chapter is hilarious, until you get to the finale section. [[note]] WorldOfGod has admitted that it was somewhat out of spite, for that particular AU.[[/note]]

* ContinuityStorm: The "Death Battle" is full of these to both the show and ExpandedUniverse.[[note]] Books and Comics[[/note]]

** The Mane Six-plus Spike-and Sonic and friends, vs. Egg Man's {{Mooks}}. Those poor robots.

* EliteMook: Discussed [[note]] and LampShaded how Eggman seems to only use a few of them at any given time [[/note]] while battling Eggman’s copies of the heroes.

** Best shown, after {{insert that one magical world here}} turns the tables on Equestira, by ''converting the ponies'' into magical crystal to use as a power source. Xlestia is beyond pissed and immediately shows that she isn't going down without a fight.
--> 'Xlestia: GET OUT OF MY CITY!!! [[ShoutOut YOU]] [[FantasticRacism FILTHY APES]]!!!

* ThePowerOfFriendship: ''Equestia'' gets hit with this, by the {{Pokémon}} universe.

* TakingYouWithMe: After [[FanFic/FriendshipIsOptimal A.I. Celestia]] gives her a "TheReasonYouSuckSpeach" through brainwashed! Luna and realizes there is no way of beating them, Xlestia responds by hurling the ''sun'' at the planet and killing everyone. [[spoiler: Subverted, as Xlestia survives and plans on rebuilding Equestia, once she has found a suitable new home.]]
* ThereCanBeOnlyOne: A comedic example in Film/EquestiaGirls universe, when Xlestia decides to leave, after realizing they would just get double of everypony.
* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDystiny: The finale chapter is a Death Battle, between Cannon!Celestia and {{Fanon}}!Tyrantlestia. [[spoiler: A decently written character, beats a poorly written GodSue.]]

* WhatHappendToTheMouse: Where did Spike go? It is sadly common for many Fan Fics to [[ButtMonkey ignore him]], but this is especially weird, because he had not only appeared, but was ''fighting'' alongside the Mane Six in one chapter, before disappearing from the story.

An Anthology series written by [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Sora2455]], detailing different scenarios where FanFic/TheConversionBureau goes to another world, only to be epically humiliated and/or destroyed. The series stars Xlestia, an alternate version of Celestia, based on the popular {{Fannon}} Persona [[RonTheDeathEater Tyrantlestia.]] In each chapter, Xlestia leads Equestia into a quest to convert a different fiction world, only to be foiled by any number of things.


* AcceptDeathWithDignity: Upon seeing [[spoiler: Xlestia hurling the sun at her,]] in the first Straightforward Failures chapter, A.I. Celestia, only briefly tries to search for a solution, before realizing it is hopeless and immediately decides to spend her last few moment continuing with her main objective: satisfying the human race.
* AffectionitParody: The SeriesFinale is one of WebAnimation/DeathBattle.
* AndNowSomethingCompletelyDifferent: The Author likes to mix things up, by adding chapters that briefly detail multiple reader requested scenarios, chapters involving other FanFic universe, in a similar structure to the reader request chapters, and even a chapter detailing what he thinks would have happened, if Earth and Equestria were really stuck in TCB style situation.

* BadGuyWins: A few chapters end like this. This is usually, when other villains, pull an EvilerThanThou.

* BiggerBad: In Meta sense, you can argue that Tyrantlestia is this, as she is both a more powerful and evil threat, as well as the main inspiration for Xlestia.

* {{Deconstruction}}: Done to FanFic/TheConversionBuriou to varying extents.

* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Film/TheTerminator that {{NeckSnap}}s Xlestia.

** She is also disgusted by the Fall of Equestria universe, where all the female ponies are forced into being SexSlaves.

* FatalFlaw: Mentioned and acted upon, in the Death Battle series finales, where the announcers claim [[GodSue God]]/ VillainSue Tyrantlestia's only true weaknesses, are her own {{Pride}} and the fatal flaw of most villain character: over confidence.

* GoshDarnItAllToHeck: The opening of the FriendshipIsOptimal segment has Xlestia doing this.

* [[ManChild Mare Child]]: Xlestia has her moments.

* PointlessVillainVictory: PlayedForLaughs, in Nightmare Moons segment of "Boss Rush".
--> Nightmare Moon: How am I going to create eternal night, on a ''round'' world!?

** This gets turned on Xlestia two more times, in both the VideoGame/Sonic and VideoGame/KingdomOfHearts verses, [[spoiler: after being robvotisized and brainwashed by Eggman,}} ''by the Elements of Harmony'' no less.

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