History FanFic / IfIWasYourNazi

* ThePiratesWhoDon'tDoAnything: Horribly averted in that Axel and Roxas go on patrol, visit concentration camps and seem to have active duty as SS members (all while bitching and complaining about how ''boring'' it is...)

* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: Roxas holds ''amazingly'' modern views on Hitler, the Nazis, and the Holocaust.

* CompleteMonster: The complete passivity of the characters, lack of characterisation (and personality) of other characters and the awful [[BeigeProse Beige Prose]], this is how most of the characters come across.

After about seven chapters, the author abandoned the project, and under much scorn, finally pulled it from Fanfiction.net. The ''Snakes on a Sora'' Livejournal still holds [[http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/tag/if%20i%20was%20your%20nazi a sporking of it]], however.

Oh, and Roxas and Axel are gay. ''Big surprise''.

-->Axel: *SPITTAKE* SPFFFFFFFTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

* {{Understatement}}: According to this fic, being gay in Nazi Germany was "looked down upon". '''''LOOKED DOWN UPON'''''.

* * {{Understatement}}: According to this fic, being gay in Nazi Germany was "looked down upon". '''''LOOKED DOWN UPON'''''.

* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: Roxas holds ''amazingly'' modern views on Hitler, the Nazis, and the Holocaust.

...well, except that their part-time job is in the SS.

Did we forget to mention this is WorldWarII Germany and the Holocaust is in full swing?

Oh, and Roxas and Axel are gay. ''Big'' surprise.

* BeigeProse: Somehow this story manages to make descriptions of tormented concentration camp victims ''bland''.

* InThePastEveryoneWillBeFamous: Axel's dad is ''Heinrich Himmler'' (who is portrayed in similar terms to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo Ikari]]).
* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: Roxas holds ''amazingly'' modern views on Hitler, the Nazis, and the Holocaust.
* YouFailHistoryForever: A recurring scene is Roxas and the other Org members cataloging valuables. Wow, there are a ''lot'' of shiny expensive things (the author seems to like describing them). You'd never think Germany had just come out of a massive, crippling depression.
** No-one seems to take issue with Roxas being gay (strike #1 if you're a Nazi), being a Jew (Nazi strike #2), or opposing Hitler (Strike #3! Out).

A notorious little fic, ''If I Was Your Nazi'' takes Organization XIII from ''KingdomHearts'' and shoves them rudely into the Holocaust... ''without'' giving up their DracoInLeatherPants status. Roxas and Axel run around being horrified by the Holocaust yet never doing anything about it, while other characters from the game pop in and out at seemingly random intervals to do nothing of much importance. In fact, WWII Germany feels a ''lot'' like an average American high school...

* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot: Organization XIII as Nazis! How do you mess this up? Well, here's your answer!

* CharacterDerailment: Vexen and Larxene are pretty much the only Organization XIII members not mutiliated in this fic (Vexen is basically Mengele and Larxene is the "Bitch of Buchenwald"). Aside from that, when the cast attends a Hitler speech, it's described as boring - nevermind Hitler being a legendarily engaging and compelling speaker.
* DracoInLeatherPants: Probably the most unnerving permutation of this trope as applied to the Org.

* SoBadItsHorrible

After about seven chapters, the author abandoned the project, and under much scorn, finally pulled it from Fanfiction.net. The ''Snakes on a Sora'' Livejournal still holds a sporking of it, however.

* YouFailHistoryForever: A recurring scene is Roxas and the other Org members cataloging valuables. Wow, there are a ''lot'' of shiny expensive things (the author seems to like describing them). You'd never think Germany had just come out of a massive, crippling depression.

* TheyWastedAPefectlyGoodPlot: Organization XIII as Nazis! How do you mess this up? Well, here's your answer!

* GratuitiousGerman: The author only seems to know four or five German words, which leads to "augen" ("eyes") being used for both a street name and the name of an Auschwitz guard.