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* In ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES'', [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2002/09/28/201-blue-dragon-part-10-dragons-end-2/ Even Kainazzo was disturbed]] by Cid's daughther's story about how her father got her mother to marry him, complete with a FamilyUnfriendlyAesop.

* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'''s BastionWinalils is a MadScientist who'll go to horrific lengths in his quest to conquer death and excuses even worse from his fellow Black Tongues, but even he takes the time to blind a CorruptCop who's [[FantasticRacism bullying a Two-Toe]] in a racial pogrom.

* During her temporary FaceHeelTurn, White Mage of ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]'' said she would not date Black Mage, even though she was evil.
--> '''White Mage''': I may be coming to terms with the idea that I'm locked into a lifetime of spreading pain and death across the world, but I still have ''some'' standards.

--> '''Black Mage''': Even though I am the incarnation of all mortal evils, I just don't have the heart.

-->'''Black Mage''': That's ''messed up'', Sarda.

--> '''Thief''': [[SickAndWrong That... may be the worst thing you've ever said.]]

-->'''Random Monster:''' That's disgusting! We may be monsters, but we're not monsters about it!

--->"That's...hold on." (sets Red Mage on fire again) "That's really sick, Thief."

* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' does this to a lesser degree. Marigold is willing to guilt-trip her roommate into making out with her. But she is a [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Horde]] woman to the end, [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680 even in real-life.]]
** Later, however, she lightens up a little and actually starts dating that guy.

* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':[[strike:Even pitch-black evil guy]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-11-11 Even Magus]] [[spoiler:won't help Chaos ruin Verres to just to kill Abraham just to punish Raven for being a disobedient son.]]

** More along the lines of "Even JerkAss has Standards" with [[JerkJock Tony]]:
*** Quick Synopsis: Tony and Elliot were friends in third grade, but they grew apart. In high school, after [[ItMakesSenseInContext Sarah breaks up with Elliot in an online movie review]], Tony's [[TokenMinority black friend]] ([[NoNameGiven currently only known by the screen name "Ronin"]]) starts an online rumor that Elliot is gay, due to the fact that Elliot is still friends with Sarah after the break-up. After Elliot starts dating Ashley, [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1813 "Ronin" confronts Tony about this]]:
---> '''"Ronin":''' Hey Tony! I think Elliot Dunkel's got a date with a '''girl'''!
---> '''Tony:''' I told you he was straight.
---> '''"Ronin":''' ''You'' told me he was '''''gay'''''!
---> '''Tony:''' Man, when do I ''ever'' call someone gay who's '''''actually gay'''''? Honestly.

* Mike from ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''. He may be a JerkAss who has engaged in cruelty that [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line]] seven times, but at least he cops to it. Then he meets the aptly named [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/asshole-2/ Asshole Guy]].
--> '''Mike:''' Hey, are you the asshole?
--> '''Guy:''' Dude, I'm not an asshole. I'm just, you know, what do they call it, anti-social. [[SmugSnake I can't help it]].
--> '''Mike:''' You diagnosed or something?
--> '''Guy:''' Diagnosed? Naw, that's gay. I just think I probably have antisocial tendencies or something. I can be pretty mean and irrational sometimes, but whatcha gonna do, really? *Smug smirk*
--> (later) '''Amber:''' Is somebody on fire?
--> '''Mike:''' [[IronicEcho I can't help it. I have antisocial tendencies]].

* Book 12, Part III of ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' has Professor Pau, a scientist who's abducting humans and using their bodies as factories for illegal blood-nannies, a process which [[BodyHorror leaves their bodies hideously bloated, discolored, and covered in blisters]] through which the final product is harvested. But while this is happening, they're kept in [[LotusEaterMachine full-immersion sims that leave them blissfully happy and unaware of their condition.]]
-->'''Professor Pau:''' You don't think I'd hang people from the ceiling, bloat them with chemicals, harvest their blistered hides, and then '''leave them miserable,''' do you?
-->'''Ennesby:''' [[SarcasmMode Sorry. Our bad. We'll get your sainthood application processed right away.]]
:: He later finds out his associate has been sabotaging his research, preventing him from finding out that the process could have been done without human hosts. He's appropriately mortified.

*** And her fangasm over the Condesce cracks ''badly'' when she finds out what she did to Mituna's counterpart.

* [[http://choppingblock.keenspot.com/d/20020815.html This]] ''ChoppingBlock'' comic.

* Captain Snow from ''{{Archipelago}}'' loves tea, and [[http://archipelagocomic.com/comic/?id=358 once berated his crew for trying to burn down a tea house]]... Well the rest of the town and its slaughtered residents burned around it.

* In ''Webcomic/{{Supervillainous}}'' Crimson Claw is a badass villain who enjoys tormenting heroes, employs actual evil spirits, and once forced a man who annoyed him to move to a frozen tundra. When he robs a pharmacy for drugs to duplicate, though, and he reads the label of the medicine "Stayondere", he decides to copy that one at once and then deliver the original to its rightful owner.
-->'''Minion:''' Uh, sure thing sir. Someone really needs this, huh?\\
'''Claw:''' Well, ''this'' is what it prevents. Read for yourself.\\
'''Minion:''' Holy-- THOSE CAN JUST FALL OFF!?! How come nobody ever told us this?!

** Thief states that Black Mage has hit a new low when he hears his plan to get into White Mage's robes after she [[spoiler:temporarily turns "evil"]] involving what he ''thinks'' is alcohol but may be paint thinner. When the other Light Warriors point out that it'll likely kill White Mage, Black Mage simply responds that [[ILoveTheDead the corpse will still be warm for a little while]].

* In the ''Webcomic/TheBeastLegion'' , The shadow Nexus second in command stampede is Ruthless when it comes to battle but carries a great sense of honor & loyalty unlike his master.

** In a recent state Mal ends up doing shots with her friends while watching disney movies and ends up conquering Disneyworld with the help of costumes granting superpowers and offering the employees Dental coverage. Her intoxicated conquering self is perfectly accepting of Snow White's ability to control animals, Megara [[LoopholeAbuse use Hade's powers because it's the same movie]], Belle being able to turn people into furniture and use her magic mirror for surveillance, Aurora being able to put anyone into a deep sleep, and Mary Poppins having a [[HammerSpace Bag that came in handy for carrying all the weapons]]. But after a demonstration of Alice from Alice in Wonderland's power She made her sign a contract to never use or speak of it again. The other ladies only know that it involved [[{{Squick}} Hearts.]]

** Jack Noir, the one from the kid's universe, is an OmnicidalManiac who destroyed a [[ApocalypseHow whole universe]] ''just because''. When Lord English [[spoiler: destroys a dream bubble, all of the souls inside and possibly some of the very fabric of space and time itself in one shot]] all Jack can do is '''stare in shock and ''fear''.'''

* ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'' before leaving Earth had to [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=121905 thank]] [[MegaCorp Sony]]... for [[EvilerThanThou unburdening his conscience]].

* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':[[strike:Even pitch-black evil guy]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-11-11 Even Magus]] [[spoiler: won't help Chaos ruin Verres to just to kill Abraham just to punish Raven for being a disobedient son.]]

*** He may be a HeroicComedicSociopath, but even he feels that [[InvoluntaryBattleToTheDeath forcing two best friends to fight each other to the death]] is [[MoralEventHorizon crossing the line]]. This is actually [[spoiler: HeelFaceTurn in progress, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0807.html where Belkar sees Enor and Ganji as himself and Mr. Scruffy.]]]]

* From ''Webcomic/WapsiSquare'' [[http://wapsisquare.com/comic/we-have-rules/ We may be demons, but we have rules!]]

*** That's because the stuff the others, and ''especially' Red Mage, do are [[InsaneTrollLogic crimes]] [[LogicBomb against]] [[RealityBreakingParadox logic]].

** Thief states that Black Mage has hit a new low when he hears his plan to get into White Mage's robes after she [[spoiler: temporarily turns "evil"]] involving what he ''thinks'' is alcohol but may be paint thinner. When the other Light Warriors point out that it'll likely kill White Mage, Black Mage simply responds that the corpse will still be warm for a little while.
--> '''Thief''': That... may be the worst thing you've ever said.

** Red Mage, an XP-obsessed munchkin who has learned a spell capable of destroying the entire universe and is only marginally more ethical than Black Mage, refuses to record how to cast [[KamehameHadoken Hadouken]] upon learning that it suctions some of the love out of the universe with every cast.

** None of the Overfiends like Slade. None of them! Though not many inhabitants in Asgar has virtuous qualities, at least they don't kill their own allies for fun and curiosity while possessing a sense of sadism that even creeps out the other demons.

* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', [[DarkActionGirl Bangladesh Dupree]] comes across as an AxCrazy homicidal sociopath. However, she ''hates'' mind control with a passion. Kill someone? No problem! Destroy whole towns and cities? Sounds like fun! But [[BerserkButton no mind control]] around her, not if you like living!

* TheCyantianChronicles features [[http://cyantian.net/blog/2011/10/17/10172011/#comments Filaire]], a gold fox who works for a wolf who is apparently a cannibal.

** In a recent state Mal ends up doing shots with her friends while watching disney movies and ends up conquering Disneyworld with the help of costumes granting superpowers and offering the employees Dental coverage. Her intoxicated conquering self is perfectly accepting of Snow White's ability to control animals, Megara [[LoopholeAbuse use Hade's powers because it's the same movie]], Belle being able to turn people into furniture and use her magic mirror for surveillance, Aurora being able to put anyone into a deep sleep, and Mary Poppins having a [[HammerSpace Bag that came in handy for carrying all the weapons]]. But after a demonstration of Alice from Alice in Wonderland's power She made her sign a contract to never use or speak of it again. The other ladies only know that it involved [[Squick Hearts.]]

---->'''Belkar:''' YOU KILLED [[spoiler:THE WACKY OLD DUDE WITH THE CAT]]!?