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** Many other characters also fall into this, for example Foaly, Holly, and Mulch (and occasionally Juliet) enjoy trading sarcastic statements. Mulch lampshades it in the narration of the fifth book:
---> Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.
---> Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.
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--> Lewis: ‘Would it help if I wrote you a list?’ I asked sarcastically. ‘The “Ten Commandments of Venturing”, perhaps.
--> Marsh (on being told Wilson could stop him getting a job in London): ‘There are many other cities in the Empire,’ Marsh replied. ‘And I have never much cared for English weather.’
--> Spangler/Lewis: ‘Well, well, old boy, you’re alive after all,’ he said, by way of a greeting.
‘I know, it’s a terrible disappointment for all concerned,’ I replied.
--> Wilson: ‘Teaching this lad here?’ Wilson said, turning a critical eye on Marsh, who was as extravagantly attired as ever. His gaze lingered on Marsh’s bandaged right hand. ‘I can see that has been going very well.’
--> Marsh (on being told Wilson could stop him getting a job in London): ‘There are many other cities in the Empire,’ Marsh replied. ‘And I have never much cared for English weather.’
--> Spangler/Lewis: ‘Well, well, old boy, you’re alive after all,’ he said, by way of a greeting.
‘I know, it’s a terrible disappointment for all concerned,’ I replied.
--> Wilson: ‘Teaching this lad here?’ Wilson said, turning a critical eye on Marsh, who was as extravagantly attired as ever. His gaze lingered on Marsh’s bandaged right hand. ‘I can see that has been going very well.’
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--> Lewis: '''Lewis:''' ‘Would it help if I wrote you a list?’ I asked sarcastically. ‘The “Ten Commandments of Venturing”, perhaps.
-->Marsh '''Marsh''' (on being told Wilson could stop him getting a job in London): ‘There are many other cities in the Empire,’ Marsh replied. ‘And I have never much cared for English weather.’
-->Spangler/Lewis: '''Spangler:''' ‘Well, well, old boy, you’re alive after all,’ he said, by way of a greeting.
greeting. '''Lewis:''' ‘I know, it’s a terrible disappointment for all concerned,’ I replied.
concerned.’
-->Wilson: '''Wilson:''' ‘Teaching this lad here?’ Wilson said, turning a critical eye on Marsh, who was as extravagantly attired as ever. His gaze lingered on Marsh’s bandaged right hand. ‘I can see that has been going very well.’
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*DarknessVisible takes place in a Victorian WorldOfSnark, so it's hardly surprising that many characters qualify. Lewis probably snarks the most, being the narrator, but Marsh, Spangler, [[ServileSnarker George]] and even Wilson get in on the fun:
--> Lewis: ‘Would it help if I wrote you a list?’ I asked sarcastically. ‘The “Ten Commandments of Venturing”, perhaps.
--> Marsh (on being told Wilson could stop him getting a job in London): ‘There are many other cities in the Empire,’ Marsh replied. ‘And I have never much cared for English weather.’
--> Spangler/Lewis: ‘Well, well, old boy, you’re alive after all,’ he said, by way of a greeting.
‘I know, it’s a terrible disappointment for all concerned,’ I replied.
--> Wilson: ‘Teaching this lad here?’ Wilson said, turning a critical eye on Marsh, who was as extravagantly attired as ever. His gaze lingered on Marsh’s bandaged right hand. ‘I can see that has been going very well.’
--> Lewis: ‘Would it help if I wrote you a list?’ I asked sarcastically. ‘The “Ten Commandments of Venturing”, perhaps.
--> Marsh (on being told Wilson could stop him getting a job in London): ‘There are many other cities in the Empire,’ Marsh replied. ‘And I have never much cared for English weather.’
--> Spangler/Lewis: ‘Well, well, old boy, you’re alive after all,’ he said, by way of a greeting.
‘I know, it’s a terrible disappointment for all concerned,’ I replied.
--> Wilson: ‘Teaching this lad here?’ Wilson said, turning a critical eye on Marsh, who was as extravagantly attired as ever. His gaze lingered on Marsh’s bandaged right hand. ‘I can see that has been going very well.’
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***Another example: As the Roman guard tie Paul up to beat him, Paul casually asks if it's actually legal to beat a Roman citizen (it's not). The guard captain, upon hearing that Paul is a citizen says, "With a great price I obtained this citizenship" to which Paul simply replies, "I was born a citizen."
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* {{Nightrunner}} is FULL of this, especially when Seregil is around. And put him and Thero into one room...
--> Seregil: (''in otter form, throwing a fish at Thero's feet'') A cold fish for a cold fish!
--> Thero: He never can go anywhere without stealing something.
** After his first transformation into an otter in front of Alec (who is a pelt hunter) he replies on latter's praise:
-->In light of your former profession, I'm not certain if this was a compliment or an appraisal of the worth of my pelt.
** After his uncle remarks that Seregil is the living image of his late mother Seregil retorts: "Just what a man wants to hear."
** Let's just say, Lynn Flewelling herself is a great snarker. And loves it.
--> Seregil: (''in otter form, throwing a fish at Thero's feet'') A cold fish for a cold fish!
--> Thero: He never can go anywhere without stealing something.
** After his first transformation into an otter in front of Alec (who is a pelt hunter) he replies on latter's praise:
-->In light of your former profession, I'm not certain if this was a compliment or an appraisal of the worth of my pelt.
** After his uncle remarks that Seregil is the living image of his late mother Seregil retorts: "Just what a man wants to hear."
** Let's just say, Lynn Flewelling herself is a great snarker. And loves it.
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*** She later admitted she ''made up'' the "Toenail of Icklibõgg" rumor (the "Pillar of Storgé" one, however? 100% real).
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*** She later admitted she ''made up'' the "Toenail of Icklibõgg" rumor (the "Pillar of Storgé" one, however? 100% real).real[[hottip:*:Storgé is a Greek word for platonic love, and the rumour was apparently a TakeThat to Harmonians.]]).
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*** "I've already answered this in [=FAQs=], but as this rumour is still cropping up in fan letters I thought I'd reiterate here that there will be NO chapter called 'Lupin's Papers' in [[HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince book six]], nor will there be chapters entitled [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal 'Pettigrew's Pamphlets', 'Sirius's Circulars']] or 'The Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape'."
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* Mr. Skree in TheKingdomsofEvil.
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**Voldemort gets some pretty decent snarks in as well.
--->'''Voldemort:''' Wormtail, I need someone with brains, someone whos loyalty has never wavered and you unfortunately fulfill neither requirement.//
--->'''Voldemort:''' I'm going to sit here and watch you die. Take your time Potter, I'm in no hurry.
--->'''Voldemort:''' Wormtail, I need someone with brains, someone whos loyalty has never wavered and you unfortunately fulfill neither requirement.//
--->'''Voldemort:''' I'm going to sit here and watch you die. Take your time Potter, I'm in no hurry.
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** Can't forget the twins' CrowningMomentofFunny when Mrs. Weasley freaks out about Ron being a prefect:
-->'''Mrs. Weasley:''' Oh, that's wonderful! That's everyone in the family!
-->'''George:''' What are we? Next door neighbors?
-->'''Mrs. Weasley:''' Oh, that's wonderful! That's everyone in the family!
-->'''George:''' What are we? Next door neighbors?
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* [[TheLongingOfShiinaRyo Kouma Yon]].
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* Most characters in Jim Butcher's''TheDresdenFiles'' do this at least occasionally. Michael and Mab are probably the only two recurring characters who do not regularly do it (even Nicodemus has his moments).
** Harry, when asked who the hell he is, answering with "I the hell am Harry."
** Harry, when asked who the hell he is, answering with "I the hell am Harry."
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* Most characters in Jim Butcher's''TheDresdenFiles'' do this at least occasionally. Michael and Mab are probably the only two recurring characters who do not regularly do it (even Nicodemus has his moments).
moments). Actually, Harry has at least ten snarks every chapter.
** Harry, when asked who the hell he is, answering with "I the hell am Harry." The other person asks, "Are you always a wise-ass?" Harry replies, "No. Sometimes I'm asleep."
** Harry, when asked who the hell he is, answering with "I the hell am Harry." The other person asks, "Are you always a wise-ass?" Harry replies, "No. Sometimes I'm asleep."
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--->'''Hagrid:''' What're you doin' here? Get outta my house!\\
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--->'''Pomfrey''': I'm afraid that would fall under "overexertion.
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--->'''Pomfrey''': I'm afraid that would fall under "overexertion."
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-->'''Snape:''' ''(voice heavy with irony)'' "Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"\\
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-->'''Snape:''' ''(voice heavy with irony)'' "Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"\\epitaph?"
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Or this burn on Harry from ''PrisonerOfAzkaban'', after Malfoy saw Harry's head sticking out of the Invisibility Cloak in Hogsmeade:
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* Marilla Cuthbert of ''{{Anne of Green Gables}}'' is an example.
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* Marilla Cuthbert of ''{{Anne of Green Gables}}'' ''Literature/AnneOfGreenGables'' is an example.
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* Levi, AKA Biff, from ''LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff, Christ's Childhood Pal'' is snarky enough to have invented the word Sarcasm. [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Literally.]]
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* Levi, AKA Biff, from ''LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff, Christ's Childhood Pal'' ''Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff'' is snarky enough to have invented the word Sarcasm. [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Literally.]]
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-->''The Vicar''': No one is allowed to give communion unless they are ordained.
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* Danjel in Vilhelm Moberg's [[TheEmigrants Emigrants Suite]] manages to be a deadpan snarker and the meekest man around at the same time.
-->''The Vicar''': No one is allowed to give communion unless they are ordained.
-->'''Danjel''': As far as I know, nowhere in the Bible does it say that Our Lord Jesus was ordained.
-->''The Vicar''': No one is allowed to give communion unless they are ordained.
-->'''Danjel''': As far as I know, nowhere in the Bible does it say that Our Lord Jesus was ordained.
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* Christopher in ''The Lives of Christopher Chant'', sometimes more than is good for him.
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** Mr. Darcy is himself quite the Deadpan Snarker. This is how and Elizabeth are able to live with each other.
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** Mr. Darcy is himself quite the Deadpan Snarker. This snarker himself. Their mutually snarky banter is how and Elizabeth the earliest indication that the two of them are able to live with better for each other.other than they realize.
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* When not being [[JerkWithaHeartofGold kind of a jerk]], Sydney Carton from ''ATaleOfTwoCities'' is like this.
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* When not being [[JerkWithaHeartofGold [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold kind of a jerk]], Sydney Carton from ''ATaleOfTwoCities'' is like this.
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* Professor Bernice Surprise Summerfield in the DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse. In ''No Future'', for instance, she dismisses the Vardans based on their only TV appearance.
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* [[BerniceSummerfield Professor Bernice Surprise Summerfield Summerfield]] in the DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse. In ''No Future'', for instance, she dismisses the Vardans based on their only TV appearance.
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'''Fred:''' I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really – \
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**And, of course Fred and George.
--->''While planning to move Harry from the Dursleys:'' \\
'''Moody:''' Arthur and Fred – \\
'''Twin:''' I’m George. Can’t you even tell us apart when we’re Harry? \\
'''Moody''' Sorry, George – \\
'''Fred:''' I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really – \
'''Moody:''' ''(Angrily)'' Enough messing around!
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'''Moody:''' Arthur and Fred – \\
'''Twin:''' I’m George. Can’t you even tell us apart when we’re Harry? \\
'''Moody''' Sorry, George – \\
'''Fred:''' I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really – \
'''Moody:''' ''(Angrily)'' Enough messing around!
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* Micheal "Mickey" Flynn from H. Turtledove's ''Colonization'' series seems to get at least one line a section, and often rather more common (half his lines to Johnson on occasion seem to be deadpan snarks), at least in the proximity of Glen Johnson. Runners up are Glen Johnson himself, and Charles Healey. Of course, pretty much all the Americans get at least one line in, as well as a few of the Lizards (especially Atvar).
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*** Plus, when you think about it, {{God}} is the ''ultimate'' KnightInSourArmor.
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*** Rowling's first husband apparently once claimed that he had helped her with the first ''Potter'' book. Her reply was "He had as much input into ''Harry Potter'' as I had in ''ATaleOfTwoCities''."
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* The yankee in MarkTwain's ''A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court'' gets off digs at everyone, but especially the nobility. It usually goes right over their heads.
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{{Deadpan Snarker}}s in {{Literature}}.
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* Where do we start with {{Percy Jackson and the Olympians}}?
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* Where do we start with {{Percy Basically everyone in ''{{Percy Jackson and the Olympians}}?Olympians}}''. (Heck, even the ''chapter titles'' are snarked.)
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** Heck, even the ''chapter titles'' are snarked.
* Most of Jane Austen's heroines have a streak of this. See {{Emma}} Woodhouse, [[DeadpanSnarker Marianne and Elinor Dashwood]], etc. They get it from their author, as we see from Miss Austen's private letters.
* Elizabeth Bennett of JaneAusten's ''{{Pride and Prejudice}}'': "I give you leave to like him. You have liked many a stupider person." She gets it from her [[InTheBlood father]].\\
* Most of Jane Austen's heroines have a streak of this. See {{Emma}} Woodhouse, [[DeadpanSnarker Marianne and Elinor Dashwood]], etc. They get it from their author, as we see from Miss Austen's private letters.
* Elizabeth Bennett of JaneAusten's ''{{Pride and Prejudice}}'': "I give you leave to like him. You have liked many a stupider person." She gets it from her [[InTheBlood father]].\\
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** TheBoss, Queen Jadis a.k.a. the White Witch, practically lives for this role (and to turn people to stone).
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--->''"Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him.''
--->''Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.''
** First line: WHAT.
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** First line: WHAT.
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::For that matter, Harry himself tends to cold, literalist sarcasm. From the fifth book:
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::And don't let's forget Draco's dad, Lucius:
--->'''Hagrid:''' What're you doin' here? Get outta my house!\\
--->'''Lucius:''' My dear man, please believe me, I have no pleasure at all in being inside your- er- d'you call this a house?\\
::Harry has this [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment of Snark]] in the sixth book:
--->'''Hagrid:''' What're you doin' here? Get outta my house!\\
--->'''Lucius:''' My dear man, please believe me, I have no pleasure at all in being inside your- er- d'you call this a house?\\
::Harry has this [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment of Snark]] in the sixth book:
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** And don't let's forget Draco's dad, Lucius:
--->'''Hagrid:''' What're you doin' here? Get outta my house!\\
--->'''Lucius:''' My dear man, please believe me, I have no pleasure at all in being inside your- er- d'you call this a house?
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--->'''Lucius:''' My dear man, please believe me, I have no pleasure at all in being inside your- er- d'you call this a house?
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--->'''Harry:''' "Don't call Hermione 'simple'!"
--->'''Phineas Nigellus Black:''' * sighs* "I grow weary of contradiction."
--->'''Phineas Nigellus Black:''' * sighs* "I grow weary of contradiction."
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--->'''Harry:''' "Don't Don't call Hermione 'simple'!"
'simple'!
--->'''Phineas Nigellus Black:'''* sighs* "I ''(sighs)'' I grow weary of contradiction."
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--->[=McGonagall=]: I hardly think that matters, Sybil, unless there is a mad axeman waiting outside the hall to decapitate the first person to leave.
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--->[=McGonagall=]: Well, I'm glad that you listen to Hermione Granger, at any rate.
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--->Pomfrey: You must not overexert yourself. You need rest.
--->Harry: I don't want to rest. I want to find [=McClaggen=] and kill him!
--->Pomfrey: I'm afraid that would fall under "overexertion."
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--->'''Han''': ''What the Empire would have done is build a supercolossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing Battle Machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now ''that's'' what the Empire would have done.''
* ''Darth Vader'' of all people in the StarWarsExpandedUniverse novel ''Patterns of Force''. Here's the set-up: Vader has just captured protagonist Jax Pavan and his friends with the assistance of [[spoiler:Dejah Duare]]. Jax and [[spoiler:Duare]] have a back-and-forth about the betrayal and how much Jax has figured out about before Darth interrupts them thusly:
* ''Darth Vader'' of all people in the StarWarsExpandedUniverse novel ''Patterns of Force''. Here's the set-up: Vader has just captured protagonist Jax Pavan and his friends with the assistance of [[spoiler:Dejah Duare]]. Jax and [[spoiler:Duare]] have a back-and-forth about the betrayal and how much Jax has figured out about before Darth interrupts them thusly:
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** ''Darth Vader'' of all people in the StarWarsExpandedUniverse novel ''Patterns of Force''. Here's the set-up: Vader has just captured protagonist Jax Pavan and his friends with the assistance of [[spoiler:Dejah Duare]]. Jax and [[spoiler:Duare]] have a back-and-forth about the betrayal and how much Jax has figured out about before Darth interrupts them thusly:
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* Occasionally the titular character of ''TheBartimaeusTrilogy'', but he's more of an Uncontrollably Sneering Snarker, but we love him for it.
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-->'''Athelney Jones:''' ''(talking about a {{locked room mystery}})'' What do you think of this, Holmes? Sholto was, on his own confession, with his brother last night. The brother died in a fit, on which Sholto walked off with the treasure? How's that?\\
'''SherlockHolmes:''' On which the dead man very considerately got up and locked the door on the inside.
'''SherlockHolmes:''' On which the dead man very considerately got up and locked the door on the inside.
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-->'''Athelney Jones:''' ''(talking about a {{locked room mystery}})'' LockedRoomMystery)'' What do you think of this, Holmes? Sholto was, on his own confession, with his brother last night. The brother died in a fit, on which Sholto walked off with the treasure? How's that?\\
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* Pretty much everything DouglasAdams writes is bound to have a deadpan snarker in it somewhere, but the most well known are Marvin and Arthur. Actually, apart from being fantastically and intrinsically linked to the events of the Earth blowing up (repeatedly) and wondering where the tea is, that's pretty much all Arthur does, although everyone gets in on the act at some point. Even the narrative. Constantly. Then again, it is DouglasAdams.
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* Pretty much everything DouglasAdams writes is bound to have a deadpan snarker in it somewhere, but the most well known are [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Marvin and Arthur.Arthur]]. Actually, apart from being fantastically and intrinsically linked to the events of the Earth blowing up (repeatedly) and wondering where the tea is, that's pretty much all Arthur does, although everyone gets in on the act at some point. Even the narrative. Constantly. Then again, it is DouglasAdams.
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* Many characters from "TheLordoftheRings" fall into this trope occasionally. Gandalf, though, is especially snarky.
-->'''Pippin''': "There must be someone with intelligence in the party."
-->'''Gandalf''': "Then you certainly will not be chosen, Peregrin Took!"
-->(After Bilbo pulls his disappearing stunt at the birthday party) Gandalf: "I'm glad to find you visible."
-->(Meeting the bristling three walkers, who have mistaken him for Saruman) Gandalf "Well met indeed, my friends. I wish to speak with you. Will you come down, or shall I come up?"
-->(Shortly later, after disarming them with barely a thought.) "Well met, I say again!"
-->'''Pippin''': "There must be someone with intelligence in the party."
-->'''Gandalf''': "Then you certainly will not be chosen, Peregrin Took!"
-->(After Bilbo pulls his disappearing stunt at the birthday party) Gandalf: "I'm glad to find you visible."
-->(Meeting the bristling three walkers, who have mistaken him for Saruman) Gandalf "Well met indeed, my friends. I wish to speak with you. Will you come down, or shall I come up?"
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* Many characters from "TheLordoftheRings" ''TheLordOfTheRings'' fall into this trope occasionally. Gandalf, though, is especially snarky.
-->'''Pippin''':"There There must be someone with intelligence in the party."
-->'''Gandalf''': "Then\\
'''Gandalf''': Then you certainly will not be chosen, PeregrinTook!"
-->(AfterTook!\\
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'''Gandalf''': ''(after Bilbo pulls his disappearing stunt at the birthdayparty) Gandalf: "I'm party)'' I'm glad to find you visible."
-->(Meeting\\
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'''Gandalf''': ''(meeting the bristling three walkers, who have mistaken him forSaruman) Gandalf "Well Saruman)'' Well met indeed, my friends. I wish to speak with you. Will you come down, or shall I come up?"
-->(Shortlyup? ''(shortly later, after disarming them with barely a thought.) "Well thought)'' Well met, I say again!"
again!
-->'''Pippin''':
-->'''Gandalf''': "Then
'''Gandalf''': Then you certainly will not be chosen, Peregrin
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* The [[strike:HERO OF THE IMPERIUM]] title character of ''CiaphasCain'' does this constantly, and often regardless of whether the target is currently attempting to kill him. About the only ones that don't receive this are beings that don't speak, such as Necrons and Tyranids (not that he doesn't try on occasion), and Inquisitors, who are in practice of a far higher rank and rarely tolerate anything resembling amusement (with the exception of Vail, who seems to grow rather fond of verbal matches with him). Vail herself also seems to possess an inclination for this trope, if her [[FootnoteFever footnotes]] are any indication.
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* The mark of a genuine prophet is a tendency to snark -- sometimes at God.
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* The mark of a genuine prophet is a tendency to snark -- sometimes at God.God.
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* Gail Carriger's ''The Parasol Protectorate'' series has quite a few of these. Professor Lyall is a big one though. He has to be, being Lord Maccon's beta.
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* Gail Carriger's ''The Parasol Protectorate'' series has quite a few of these. Professor Lyall is a big one though. He has to be, being Lord Maccon's beta.beta.
'''Religious literature in particular''':
* It tends to get lost in translation, but the gospels often portray Jesus as quite the DeadpanSnarker. [[http://artfuljesus.0catch.com/viney.html This article gives a pretty good overview.]]
** The New International Version presents it well in Mark 9:23:
--->'''Father of boy possessed by evil spirit:''' But if you can do anything, take pity on us and help us.\\
'''Jesus:''' ''... "If you can"?'' Everything is possible for he that believes.
** Other than him, Paul of Tarsus loved to deal some snark in his epistles. In one instance, mediating an argument amongst the Galatians about circumcision, he helpfully recommends to the conservative Jewish converts agitating against the pagan converts that they "go the whole way and cut the entire thing off!"
** In I Samuel 21, David is brought before King Achish, and fearing for his life he feigns insanity. When Achish sees him, he sarcastically asks his servants if he has a shortage of madmen, that they need to bring him another.
** In 1 Kings 18, Elijah challenges the prophets of Baal to a showdown, to see whose god could ignite a sacrifice. After what must be hours of calling for Baal:
--->'''Elijah:''' Call at the top of your voice, for he is a god; for he must be concerned with a matter, and he has excrement and has to go to the privy. Or maybe he is asleep and ought to wake up.
** In the Hebrew, Elijah uses a euphemism for the bathroom part (i.e. "busy with something", or the way an English speaker might say it, "on high"). Ultimately, one wonders if he was given any prophetic foresight that the ultimate fate of the temple of Baal would be as a public toilet (2 Kings 10:27).
** What do you expect? TheBible ''was'' written by Jews wasn't it? A people famed for snarkiness and black humor -- and getting into situations that required it.
** Jeremiah's sidekick Baruch, a scribe:
---> They asked Baruch, saying, "How did you write all these words at [Jeremiah's] instruction?
---> Baruch: "He pronounced all these words to me with his mouth, and I wrote them with ink in the book."
* Buddha, reportedly,but it's all in good fun for Buddha.
* The mark of a genuine prophet is a tendency to snark -- sometimes at God.
'''Religious literature in particular''':
* It tends to get lost in translation, but the gospels often portray Jesus as quite the DeadpanSnarker. [[http://artfuljesus.0catch.com/viney.html This article gives a pretty good overview.]]
** The New International Version presents it well in Mark 9:23:
--->'''Father of boy possessed by evil spirit:''' But if you can do anything, take pity on us and help us.\\
'''Jesus:''' ''... "If you can"?'' Everything is possible for he that believes.
** Other than him, Paul of Tarsus loved to deal some snark in his epistles. In one instance, mediating an argument amongst the Galatians about circumcision, he helpfully recommends to the conservative Jewish converts agitating against the pagan converts that they "go the whole way and cut the entire thing off!"
** In I Samuel 21, David is brought before King Achish, and fearing for his life he feigns insanity. When Achish sees him, he sarcastically asks his servants if he has a shortage of madmen, that they need to bring him another.
** In 1 Kings 18, Elijah challenges the prophets of Baal to a showdown, to see whose god could ignite a sacrifice. After what must be hours of calling for Baal:
--->'''Elijah:''' Call at the top of your voice, for he is a god; for he must be concerned with a matter, and he has excrement and has to go to the privy. Or maybe he is asleep and ought to wake up.
** In the Hebrew, Elijah uses a euphemism for the bathroom part (i.e. "busy with something", or the way an English speaker might say it, "on high"). Ultimately, one wonders if he was given any prophetic foresight that the ultimate fate of the temple of Baal would be as a public toilet (2 Kings 10:27).
** What do you expect? TheBible ''was'' written by Jews wasn't it? A people famed for snarkiness and black humor -- and getting into situations that required it.
** Jeremiah's sidekick Baruch, a scribe:
---> They asked Baruch, saying, "How did you write all these words at [Jeremiah's] instruction?
---> Baruch: "He pronounced all these words to me with his mouth, and I wrote them with ink in the book."
* Buddha, reportedly,but it's all in good fun for Buddha.
* The mark of a genuine prophet is a tendency to snark -- sometimes at God.