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!!'''Tropes which apply to (and are usually taken UpToEleven [[RuleOfFunny for comedic effect]] by) Tess Masazza and her videos''':

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Tess Masazza is a French journalist, Website/{{YouTube}}r, screenwriter, actress and speaker, living and working in Milan, UsefulNotes/{{Italy}}.

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Tess Masazza is a French journalist, Website/{{YouTube}}r, screenwriter, actress and speaker, living and working in Milan, UsefulNotes/{{Italy}}.



She has since become a familiar presence in Italian Radio and Television and in 2017 has gotten her first part in a movie.

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She has since become a familiar presence in Italian Radio and Television and in 2017 has gotten her first part in a movie.
movie. In 2019 her webseries was adapted [[ScreenToStageAdaptation into a theatrical play]].
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** Parodied in a video that shows that she wakes up way before her man so that she can go through her Trop/MorningRoutine and be in perfect conditions when he wakes up and look at her.

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** Parodied in a video that shows that she wakes up way before her man so that she can go through her Trop/MorningRoutine MorningRoutine and be in perfect conditions when he wakes up and look at her.
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!!'''Tropes which apply to (and are usually taken Trope/UpToEleven [[RuleOfFunny for comedic effect]] by) Tess Masazza and her videos''':

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!!'''Tropes which apply to (and are usually taken Trope/UpToEleven UpToEleven [[RuleOfFunny for comedic effect]] by) Tess Masazza and her videos''':



** When a huge Trope/{{Hunk}} ask her for the time, she immediately professes that she loves him.

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** When a huge Trope/{{Hunk}} {{Hunk}} ask her for the time, she immediately professes that she loves him.



** When a very attractive guy mistakes her for his Trope/BlindDate, she does not clarify the misunderstanding and, when his real date appears, she immediately distracts him by [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey flashing her boobs]].

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** When a very attractive guy mistakes her for his Trope/BlindDate, BlindDate, she does not clarify the misunderstanding and, when his real date appears, she immediately distracts him by [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey flashing her boobs]].



** Among her possessions there is apparently [[{{Dominatrix}} a bullwhip]]. Trope/YouDoNOTWantToKnow.

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** Among her possessions there is apparently [[{{Dominatrix}} a bullwhip]]. Trope/YouDoNOTWantToKnow.YouDoNOTWantToKnow.



** Mock her friends and you will face her Trope/UnstoppableRage.

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** Mock her friends and you will face her Trope/UnstoppableRage.UnstoppableRage.



* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud: It happens during a Trope/BlindDate at a restaurant with a very attractive man

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* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud: It happens during a Trope/BlindDate BlindDate at a restaurant with a very attractive man



* MauriceChevalierAccent: In the first videos her French accent is quite prominent. Over time she improved to the point that she jokingly says that her French friends say that she does not sound as a native French speaker anymore, but as an Italian who speaks very good French. Remarkably, she never used Trope/GratuitousFrench.
* MsFanservice: While never gratuitous, she is more than willing to show some skin in her videos. However, frontal nude scenes are always avoided by use of variants of the Trope/ModestyBedsheet or [[{{Pixellation}} pixelated]].

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* MauriceChevalierAccent: In the first videos her French accent is quite prominent. Over time she improved to the point that she jokingly says that her French friends say that she does not sound as a native French speaker anymore, but as an Italian who speaks very good French. Remarkably, she never used Trope/GratuitousFrench.
GratuitousFrench.
* MsFanservice: While never gratuitous, she is more than willing to show some skin in her videos. However, frontal nude scenes are always avoided by use of variants of the Trope/ModestyBedsheet ModestyBedsheet or [[{{Pixellation}} pixelated]].



* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Especially in her first videos, she is often shown at the desperate research of the right man (or, as the Italian idiomatic expression says, of her own “Trope/PrinceCharming”). More recently, she seems to be in a more or less stable relationship with a guy called Nicola.

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* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Especially in her first videos, she is often shown at the desperate research of the right man (or, as the Italian idiomatic expression says, of her own “Trope/PrinceCharming”).“PrinceCharming”). More recently, she seems to be in a more or less stable relationship with a guy called Nicola.
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Her first videos were uploaded in 2014 and parodied the stereotypical antics of the Italian equivalent of the American Trope/ValleyGirl. They quickly gained more than one million views each and evolved into a Webseries, ''Insopportabilmente Donna'' [[note]] literally “A woman, unbearably…”.[[/note]], which deals with the daily problems of young women living and trying to build a career (and find love) in a big town of [[UsefulNotes/CultureOfItaly the Italian North]].

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Her first videos were uploaded in 2014 and parodied the stereotypical antics of the Italian equivalent of the American Trope/ValleyGirl.Main/ValleyGirl. They quickly gained more than one million views each and evolved into a Webseries, ''Insopportabilmente Donna'' [[note]] literally “A woman, unbearably…”.[[/note]], which deals with the daily problems of young women living and trying to build a career (and find love) in a big town of [[UsefulNotes/CultureOfItaly the Italian North]].
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* FanGirl: She is a huge fan of Creator/RyanGosling and apparently of Creator/RobbieWilliams. When the latter intervened at the most important Italian music festival, she is even shown sneaking in his room to have sex with him. [[spoiler: Things did not go as planned, though, as another Williams’s fan – '''much, much, much''' older than her suddenly appears with the same intention and they end up drinking champagne and partying together]].

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* FanGirl: She is a huge fan of Creator/RyanGosling and apparently of Creator/RobbieWilliams.Music/RobbieWilliams. When the latter intervened at the most important Italian music festival, she is even shown sneaking in his room to have sex with him. [[spoiler: Things did not go as planned, though, as another Williams’s fan – '''much, much, much''' older than her suddenly appears with the same intention and they end up drinking champagne and partying together]].

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** In a video that parodies horror flicks like Film/ParanormalActivity she tells a friend that she has placed a camera to catch the poltergeist that haunts her house during the night. Then, she hands him over the camera so that he can see it for himself. Unfortunately, she shows him by mistake [[Main/HomePornMovie a video that she made of a casual sex encounter]] that she had with “just a guy she knows”. Her friend even comments on how “bendable” she is…



** Among her possessions there is apparently [[{{Dominatrix}} a bullwhip]]. Trope/YouDoNOTWantToKnow.



** Do not ask her to wear a tacky blonde wig as part of a bizarre sexual fantasy.

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** Do Mock her friends and you will face her Trope/UnstoppableRage.
** And, more than everything else, do
not ask her to wear a tacky blonde wig as part of a bizarre sexual fantasy.



** During a flight home, she is very nervous because of her intense fear of flying. The flight assistant tries to calm her down by pointing out that, if the “fasten your seat belts” sign is off, everything is fine. Naturally, the sign immediately turns on and she start screaming in terror.

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** During a flight home, she is very nervous because of her intense fear of flying. The flight assistant tries to calm her down by pointing out that, if the “fasten your seat belts” sign is off, everything is fine. Naturally, the sign immediately turns on and she start starts screaming in terror.terror.
** She completely spazzes out at the mere sight of her hairdresser picking up an hair clipper, until he assures her that he has no intention of using it on her.


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* DirtyCoward: She flees at the first hint that her new house might perhaps be haunted.


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* FiveStagesOfGrief: She goes through a variation of this trope [[ValentinesDayEpisodes when she spends Valentine's Day alone as a single woman]]. Emphasis is placed on anger.


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* GirlsLoveChocolate: She often gobbles incredible amounts of chocolate sweets, especially Nutella.


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* HeartbreakAndIceCream: Partially subverted. She actually uses chocolate as a natural antidepressant to cope with romantic disappointments. But she loves chocolate to the point that one cannot help but wonder if she is using her love issues as an excuse to just eat as much of the stuff as she wants.
* HorribleCampingTrip: [[CampingEpisode An entire video is dedicated to one]]. [[CityMouse At least in her view]].
* {{Hypocrite}}:
** When she meets another girl while taking a stroll, their Main/InnerMonologue reveals that they mutually dislike and even despise each other, but when they meet face to face they act as if they were the best of friends and incredibly happy to see each other.
** At a gym she is talking about men with another girl making the point that she does not like too muscular ones, taking a trainer nearby as an example. But when the guy approaches, she immediately starts flirting with him.
* HypocriticalHeartwarming: Nobody but her can laugh at her clumsy friends!


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* TheLoad: Let’s just say that, despite her apparent [[CrazyPrepared crazy-preparedness]] (or maybe also because of it, as she is carrying around too much stuff to be comfortable), she does not seem to be the more useful member of a group going outdoor camping.


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* NostrilShot: There is one that – needless to say – parodies the famous scene of Film/TheBlairWitchProject. It is a last message to her parents and friends where she begs forgiveness for “having agreed to this madness”. The “madness” being an outdoor camping trip.


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* TelevisionGeography: The video about women and outdoor camping, supposedly taking place in the Main/WildWilderness, is clearly shot in one of the municipal parks of the Milan metropolitan area. If you carefully look at the background, you can even see the cars running on the avenue that delimits the park.

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Her first videos were uploaded in 2014 and parodied the stereotypical antics of the Italian equivalent of the American Trope/ValleyGirl. They quickly gained more than one million views each and evolved into a Webseries, ''Insopportabilmente Donna'' [[note]] literally “A woman, unbearably…”.[[/note]], which deals with the daily problems of young women living and trying to build a career (and find love) in a big town of the Italian North.

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Her first videos were uploaded in 2014 and parodied the stereotypical antics of the Italian equivalent of the American Trope/ValleyGirl. They quickly gained more than one million views each and evolved into a Webseries, ''Insopportabilmente Donna'' [[note]] literally “A woman, unbearably…”.[[/note]], which deals with the daily problems of young women living and trying to build a career (and find love) in a big town of [[UsefulNotes/CultureOfItaly the Italian North.
North]].



She has since become a familiar presence in Italian Television and in 2017 has gotten her first part in a movie.

Her [=YouTube=] channel is [[https://www.youtube.com/user/melodramachic/featured here]], but her videos can also be found [[https://it-it.facebook.com/Tessmasazzaofficial/ here]], [[https://twitter.com/tessmasazza here]] and [[https://www.instagram.com/tessmasazza/ here]]. Note that all videos are in Italian with no subtitles.

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She has since become a familiar presence in Italian Radio and Television and in 2017 has gotten her first part in a movie.

Her [=YouTube=] channel is [[https://www.youtube.com/user/melodramachic/featured here]], but more of her videos can also be found [[https://it-it.facebook.com/Tessmasazzaofficial/ here]], [[https://twitter.com/tessmasazza here]] and [[https://www.instagram.com/tessmasazza/ here]]. Note that all videos are in Italian with no subtitles.



* AllWomenLoveShoes: Her character loves shoes to the point of purchasing several pairs which are considerably smaller than her size just to own them.
* BerserkButton: Eliminating her favourite contestant in the Italian version of Britain's Series/TheXFactor throws her into a fit of rage so powerful that she races to the studio and physically assaults the judge.

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* AllWomenAreLustful: This may depend by the fact that she is often depicted [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan as desperately in search for her soulmate]], but she clearly appreciates the ''ah.emh''… physical implications of the man-woman relationship and does not hesitate to openly chase men.
** When a huge Trope/{{Hunk}} ask her for the time, she immediately professes that she loves him.
** When a very attractive guy mistakes her for his Trope/BlindDate, she does not clarify the misunderstanding and, when his real date appears, she immediately distracts him by [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey flashing her boobs]].
** Later at the restaurant, she literally throws herself into the arms of the same guy at the end of the dinner. Bonus points for politely moving out of the way everything on the table before.
** During a (much needed) cooking lesson, she starts [[FantasySequence fantasizing]] about having sex with [[HotTeacher the handsome teacher]].
** She seems quite willing to fulfil her boyfriend’s sexual fantasies, even if she is quite perplexed by the fact that he asks her to dress as a pea pod and she is definitively pissed off when she discovers that one of those fantasies is being tied up to her back to back fully clothed, [[EveryoneLovesBlondes while she wears a blonde wig]], especially because of the blonde wig:
-->'''Tess:''' Nicola, would you mind to tell me why are we doing this? We cannot do anything tied up like this. What kind of sexual fantasy is this? And what about the blonde wig? [''beat''] Do you like blondes?
-->'''Nicola:''' ''[[[OhCrap panicky]]]'' No, I...
-->'''Tess:''' [''screaming, very angry''] '''Do you want me blonde? You prefer blondes! I do not like this by any means!''' [''starts screaming incoherently, while violently wriggling'']
* AllWomenLoveShoes: Her character loves shoes to the point of purchasing several pairs which that are considerably smaller than her size size, just to own them.
* BerserkButton: BerserkButton:
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Eliminating her favourite contestant in the Italian version of Britain's the British Series/TheXFactor throws her into a fit of rage so powerful that she races to the studio and physically assaults the judge.judge.
** Do not ask her to wear a tacky blonde wig as part of a bizarre sexual fantasy.



* TheCameo: She regularly appeared in videos created by other Italian youtubers, who returned the favour in kind.

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* TheCameo: She Other Italian actresses, bloggers and youtubers regularly appeared appear in her videos created by other Italian youtubers, who returned and she returns the favour in kind.



* ComicalOverreacting: During a flight home, she is very nervous because of her intense fear of flying. The flight assistant tries to calm her down by pointing out that, if the “fasten your seat belts” sign is off, everything is fine. Naturally, the sign immediately turns on and she start screaming in terror.

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* ComicalOverreacting: CatFight: While lacking the most basic fighting skills, she has no qualms about engaging in a fight with other girls, especially if they hit on the guy she is infatuated with or they crash into the back of her car.
* ComicalOverreacting:
** When her credit card maxes out during a shopping spree and the shop assistant informs her that she must leave back some of the items she wants to purchase, this is enough to cause a panic attack and she has to be literally dragged away from the shop by her feet, while screaming and crying.
** When a boy she has a huge crash on likes one of her photos on Website/FaceBook, she starts jumping up and down in joy and orders champagne for all the patrons of a bar.
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During a flight home, she is very nervous because of her intense fear of flying. The flight assistant tries to calm her down by pointing out that, if the “fasten your seat belts” sign is off, everything is fine. Naturally, the sign immediately turns on and she start screaming in terror.terror.
* CrazyPrepared
** When she goes camping with her friends, she brings with her what she self-describes as only a stock of the most essential supplies, which includes a rope, a flashlight, batteries for the flashlight, a candle should the batteries not work, a can of pepper spray, a sound repellent device for wolves, an amulet for protection against ghosts, a book to read should she become bored (which she knows she will), an incredible amount of medicines (including a kit to make orthopaedic casts)…
** When she visits a theme park, her backpack is so full of supplies that she tips over when she put it on.
** She has apparently an entire wardrobe in her car, just in case she has to quickly change her clothes before going out clubbing with her friends after work.



* DeliberatelyMonochrome: Whenever she suffers a disappointment or something bad (or perceived as such) happens to her, the video turns into black and white and Music/{{Adele}}’s “Hello” starts to play.

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* DeliberatelyMonochrome: Whenever she suffers a disappointment or something bad (or perceived as such) happens to her, the video turns into black and white and a sad song (usually, Music/{{Adele}}’s “Hello” “Hello”) starts to play.



* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud?: It happens during a Trope/BlindDate at a restaurant with a very attractive man

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* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud?: DidIJustSayThatOutLoud: It happens during a Trope/BlindDate at a restaurant with a very attractive man



* FanGirl: She is a huge fan of Creator/RyanGosling and apparently of Creator/RobbieWilliams. When the latter intervened at the most important Italian music festival, she is even shown sneaking in his room to have sex with him. [[spoiler: Things did not go as planned, though, as another Williams’s fan – '''much, much, much''' older than her suddenly appears with the same intention and they end up drinking champagne and partying together]].



* FreakOut: When her credit card maxes out during a shopping spree and the shop assistant informs her that she must leave back some of the items she wants to purchase, this is enough to cause a panic attack and she has to be literally dragged away from the shop by her feet, while screaming and crying.

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* FreakOut: When GenkiGirl: [[https://youtu.be/AFpioZnakYE?t=24 Just bring her credit card maxes out during a shopping spree and the shop assistant informs her that she must leave back some of the items she wants to purchase, this is enough to cause a panic attack and she has to be literally dragged away from the shop by her feet, while screaming and crying.waterpark, if you dare]].



* MauriceChevalierAccent: In the first videos her French accent is quite prominent. Over time she improved to the point that she jokingly says that her French friends say that she does not sound as a native French speaker anymore, but as an Italian who speaks very good French. Remarkably she never used Trope/GratuitousFrench.
* PuppyDogEyes: When her best friend says that she is going to dine at her parent’s house, Tess immediately starts looking at her with those until the other girl spontaneously invite her to come along.

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* MauriceChevalierAccent: In the first videos her French accent is quite prominent. Over time she improved to the point that she jokingly says that her French friends say that she does not sound as a native French speaker anymore, but as an Italian who speaks very good French. Remarkably Remarkably, she never used Trope/GratuitousFrench.
* MsFanservice: While never gratuitous, she is more than willing to show some skin in her videos. However, frontal nude scenes are always avoided by use of variants of the Trope/ModestyBedsheet or [[{{Pixellation}} pixelated]].
* PuppyDogEyes: When her best friend says that she is going to dine at her parent’s parents’ house, Tess immediately starts looking at her with those until the other girl spontaneously invite her to come along.



* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Especially in her first videos, she is often shown at the desperate research of the right man (or, as the Italian idiomatic expression says, of her own “Trope/PrinceCharming”). More recently, she seems to be in a more or less stable relationship with a guy called Nicola.



** Parodied in a video which shows that she wakes up way before her man so that she can go through her Trop/MorningRoutine and be in perfect conditions when he wakes up and look at her.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight?: She wakes up after having [[TheProperMartini too many martinis]] the evening before, realizing to her horror that she has compulsively texted her ex all night with love declarations and death threats.

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** Parodied in a video which that shows that she wakes up way before her man so that she can go through her Trop/MorningRoutine and be in perfect conditions when he wakes up and look at her.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight?: WhatDidIDoLastNight: She wakes up after having [[TheProperMartini too many martinis]] the evening before, realizing to her horror that she has compulsively texted her ex all night with love declarations and death threats.
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* LeitMotif: Capashen - 'Secret In Their Eyes'.

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* LeitMotif: Capashen - 'Secret Creator/{{Capashen}}'s ''Secret In Their Eyes'.Eyes''.
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* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud?: It happens during a Trope/Blind Date at a restaurant with a very attractive man

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* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud?: It happens during a Trope/Blind Date Trope/BlindDate at a restaurant with a very attractive man
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* CanineCompanion: She owns a little adorable dog named Zoë, whom she treats as a children of her own.

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* CanineCompanion: She owns a little adorable dog pug named Zoë, whom she treats as a children of her own.
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* PuppyDogEyes: When her best friend says that she is going to dine at her parent’s house, Tess immediately starts looking at her with those until the other girl spontaneously invite her to come along.
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[[caption-width-right:350:She does not look too unbearable, doesn’t she?]]
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* Leitmotif: Capashen - 'Secret In Their Eyes'.

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* Leitmotif: LeitMotif: Capashen - 'Secret In Their Eyes'.
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* DeliberatelyMonochrome: Whenever she suffers a disappointment or something bad (or perceived as such) happens to her, the video turns into black and white and Music/Adele ’s “Hello” starts to play.

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* DeliberatelyMonochrome: Whenever she suffers a disappointment or something bad (or perceived as such) happens to her, the video turns into black and white and Music/Adele ’s Music/{{Adele}}’s “Hello” starts to play.



-->'''Tess:''' I would like to make babies with you. ['beat'] I was thinking out loud, wasn’t I?

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-->'''Tess:''' I would like to make babies with you. ['beat'] [''beat''] I was thinking out loud, wasn’t I?
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Tess Masazza is a French journalist, Website/{{YouTube}}r, screenwriter, actress and speaker, living and working in Milan, UsefulNotes/{{Italy}}.

Her first videos were uploaded in 2014 and parodied the stereotypical antics of the Italian equivalent of the American Trope/ValleyGirl. They quickly gained more than one million views each and evolved into a Webseries, ''Insopportabilmente Donna'' [[note]] literally “A woman, unbearably…”.[[/note]], which deals with the daily problems of young women living and trying to build a career (and find love) in a big town of the Italian North.

She has also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIzL9sektoA made]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUS2soRWTcE starred]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R5omAmh_YM into]] videos that [[ParodiedTrope parody tropes used in movies]].

She has since become a familiar presence in Italian Television and in 2017 has gotten her first part in a movie.

Her [=YouTube=] channel is [[https://www.youtube.com/user/melodramachic/featured here]], but her videos can also be found [[https://it-it.facebook.com/Tessmasazzaofficial/ here]], [[https://twitter.com/tessmasazza here]] and [[https://www.instagram.com/tessmasazza/ here]]. Note that all videos are in Italian with no subtitles.

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!!'''Tropes which apply to (and are usually taken Trope/UpToEleven [[RuleOfFunny for comedic effect]] by) Tess Masazza and her videos''':
* ACupAngst: To the point that the only silver lining that she can find in her extreme PMS is that her boobs become bigger (and she can immediately start shooting selfies in her bathroom).
* AllPeriodsArePMS: According to her videos, the poor girl seems to suffer '''all''' the effects usually associated with PMS in works of fiction to the extreme, much to her and her friends’ chagrin.
* AllWomenLoveShoes: Her character loves shoes to the point of purchasing several pairs which are considerably smaller than her size just to own them.
* BerserkButton: Eliminating her favourite contestant in the Italian version of Britain's Series/TheXFactor throws her into a fit of rage so powerful that she races to the studio and physically assaults the judge.
* BingeMontage: She goes through one when she goes out clubbing with her friends.
* BlindDate: One of her most hilarious videos describe three different blind dates, with similar disastrous outcomes.
* TheCameo: She regularly appeared in videos created by other Italian youtubers, who returned the favour in kind.
* CanineCompanion: She owns a little adorable dog named Zoë, whom she treats as a children of her own.
* ComicalOverreacting: During a flight home, she is very nervous because of her intense fear of flying. The flight assistant tries to calm her down by pointing out that, if the “fasten your seat belts” sign is off, everything is fine. Naturally, the sign immediately turns on and she start screaming in terror.
* CuteClumsyGirl: While she is very cute and she seems to be (fundamentally) nice and good-natured, she is also completely unable to perform the easiest daily chores, such as buying household products, cooking a meal or cleaning the house. [[FencePainting She might sometimes exaggerate her clumsiness to lead other people into helping her, though]].
* DeliberatelyMonochrome: Whenever she suffers a disappointment or something bad (or perceived as such) happens to her, the video turns into black and white and Music/Adele ’s “Hello” starts to play.
* DespairEventHorizon:
** Meeting the guy she has a huge crush on when she has taken her dog out in her pyjamas, while she is picking up the puppy’s poop.
** Also meeting by chance her ex with his new girlfriend and learning that (i) they are going to get married soon, (ii) she is pregnant with his daughter and (iii) they are moving to live in UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity
* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud?: It happens during a Trope/Blind Date at a restaurant with a very attractive man
-->'''Tess’s date:''' Is there something you would fancy?
-->'''Tess:''' I would like to make babies with you. ['beat'] I was thinking out loud, wasn’t I?
* DoubleVision: In her first videos she often played multiple roles at once.
* DramaQueen: And what!!!!!!
* EvenTheDogIsAshamed: Sometimes Zoë looks genuinely perplexed by its owner’s behaviour.
* FakeBoobs: She stuffs her bra with whatever comes handy, including another bra top and her socks, especially when the police pulls her over for running a red light and she wants to seduce the copper to avoid a ticket. [[spoiler: It doesn’t work]].
* FeminineWomenCanCook: Completely averted. Tess’s friends panic at the mere sight of her picking up a knife to help them preparing a meal and [[ReassignedToAntarctica immediately send her to buy some food at the farthest away supermarket]].
* FreakOut: When her credit card maxes out during a shopping spree and the shop assistant informs her that she must leave back some of the items she wants to purchase, this is enough to cause a panic attack and she has to be literally dragged away from the shop by her feet, while screaming and crying.
* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: She comes out as one in the video “Women in a discotheque”.
* KillerRabbit: According to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUI4uM16ITY this video]], mocking Zoë for its diminutive size is a bad, bad idea.
* Leitmotif: Capashen - 'Secret In Their Eyes'.
* LipstickAndLoadMontage: The video “Women and makeup” consists of a long montage of Tess applying makeup and of [[CosmeticCatastrophe everything that can go wrong when you do it]].
* MauriceChevalierAccent: In the first videos her French accent is quite prominent. Over time she improved to the point that she jokingly says that her French friends say that she does not sound as a native French speaker anymore, but as an Italian who speaks very good French. Remarkably she never used Trope/GratuitousFrench.
* SexyCoatFlashing: To get her ex-boyfriend back she appeared at his apartment’s door dressed only with a black trenchcoat, handed him a red rose and stripped to the music of Creator/MarilynMonroe ‘s “I wanna be loved by you”. This might have worked had his new girlfriend not been at home…
* ShowSomeLeg: Tess tries this trick with her boyfriend when she destroys his new car and forgets to pick up his mother at the railway station.
* WakeupMakeup:
** Completely averted. Tess’s videos (iper)realistically show how bad a makeup becomes after a good night sleep and, more generally, that every makeup needs to be refreshed from time to time.
** Parodied in a video which shows that she wakes up way before her man so that she can go through her Trop/MorningRoutine and be in perfect conditions when he wakes up and look at her.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight?: She wakes up after having [[TheProperMartini too many martinis]] the evening before, realizing to her horror that she has compulsively texted her ex all night with love declarations and death threats.

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