History Creator / AlpacaHawk

* TheAlcoholic: Obi-Wan seems to have a drinking problem in his poops. First, in ''Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin'', he commits the titular offense, claiming "Mum said I could drink" (with Qui-Gon threatening to [[DisproportionateRetribution kill him]] if he does it again). Then in ''Revenge of the Sand'', Obi-Wan heads off to the pub to "[[INeedAFreakingDrink get drunk and unconcious on my back]]" while Anakin has a day with the politicians. Finally, when he faces down Anakin due to the latter [[FaceHeelTurn becoming Darth Sand]], Obi-Wan declares that his allegiance is to the pub (and also to [[YourMom Anakin's mum]]).

* EatingMachine: In ''Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin'', there is mention of Battle Droids being able to take steroids.

* SkewedPriorities: At the end of ''The Tragedy of Darth Sand'', after Obi-Wan has [[AnArmAndALeg severed three of Anakin's limbs]] (with a [[RunningGag kick]], somehow), Anakin is upset, not because he's gravely injured but because apparently, he can't be a Sith Lord unless he has legs.

* CatchphraseInterruptus: Obi-Wan tries several times to say "It's over ''(optional name)'', I have the high ground!", but gets cut off every time: Once when Dooku Force-levitates him, once when Grievous kicks him into the air, once when Anakin puts him into a chokehold, and finally when he tries to say "high ground" with a clear advantage over Anakin, Windows crashes. The closest he gets to saying it are when he declares he ''[[OhCrap doesn't]]'' have the high ground (due to being shot by Commander Cody), and again when he warns Anakin that "It's over, Anakin! [[SubvertedCatchphrase I don't die]] in [[BreakingTheFourthWall this movie]]!"

---> '''Anakin:''' I know there are things about the Force that they're not telling ''ME!''

--> '''Windu:''' Chancellor Palpatine, I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.

* CrisisCrossover: The Darth Sand trilogy, as well as its predecessor "Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin", features the Galactic Republic enlisting the aid of [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse the Avengers]].

* GoryDiscretionShot: Occasionally, the videos will cut to black when it looks like a characters is about to die in the source material, often with added sound effects to complete the effect. An example not using a cut to black is in ''Chicken Walk'', where it is implied that Ginger actually does get decapitated rather than it being a fake out.

* UncertainDoom: In ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', [[spoiler:Jazz is killed by Megatron]]. In ''Optiprimus Searches for the Rubix's Cube'', he is thrown out of view instead and is never seen for the rest of the video, leaving his fate unclear.

* YourMom: Right before the climatic showdown between Obi-Wan and Anakin / Darth Sand, Obi-Wan declares that his allegiance is to [[MyLocal the pub]]...and to "YOUR '''[[SuddenlyShouting MUM!!]]'''"

* TheDreaded: The battle droids on steroids. In "Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Jinn", Obi-Wan warns Boss Nass that they will take control of him and the other Gungans. Later in "The Rise of Darth Sand", when Obi-Wan tries to get a [[TheAlcoholic drink]] and ship fuel, Medon remarks that he and his people are being held hostage by ten level-10,000 battle droids; [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Obi-Wan just leaves]].

* AdaptationalWimp: Heroes often fail in fights scenes and gets killed or injure themselves.

* AdaptationalVillainy: In ''Rise of Darth Sand'', Obi-Wan requests to refuel his ship but is turned down repeatedly, and then threatens to [[DisproportionateRetribution destroy the entire city and kill its people if his ship is not refueled]].

* RunningGag: Most videos have ones of their own, but a universal one throughout the channel is scenes of characters falling cutting to Peter Parker falling into a car.

* MortonsFork: In ''Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin'', Qui-Gon cuts a deal with Watto that can only be of detriment to the former: Whether Anakin wins or loses, Watto keeps the Naboo Royal Starship. Anakin loses and, sure enough, Qui-Gon [[IGaveMyWord hands over the ship]], forcing its crew to hitchhike to Coruscant.

* VerbalBackspace: When Anakin reports to Windu in ''Rise of Darth Sand'' that Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord, Windu tells Anakin to wait in the Jedi Council chambers until "we end the Chancellor." When Anakin asks for clarification ([[RunningGag "What did you say?"]]), Windu tells him to wait in the Council chambers until he returns.

* TheAlcoholic: Obi-Wan seems to have a drinking problem in his poops. First, in ''Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin'', he commits the titular offense, claiming "Mum said I could drink" (with Qui-Gon threatening to [[DisproportionateRetribution kill him]] if he does it again). Then in ''Revenge of the Sand'', Obi-Wan heads off to the pub to "[[INeedAFreakingDrink get drunk and unconcious on my back]]" while Anakin has a day with the politicians. Finally, when he faces down Anakin following the latter's FaceHeelTurn, Obi-Wan declares that his allegiance is to the pub (and also to [[YourMom Anakin's mum]]).

* TheAlcoholic: Obi-Wan seems to have a drinking problem in his poops. First, in ''Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin'', he commits the titular offense, claiming "Mum said I could drink" (with Qui-Gon threatening to [[DisproportionateRetribution kill him]] if he does it again). Then in ''Revenge of the Sand'', Obi-Wan heads off to the pub to "[[INeedAFreakingDrink get drunk and unconcious on my back]]" while Anakin has a day with the politicians.

* DeadlyEuphemism: After Palpatine appoints Anakin as his apprentice Darth Sand, his first order to Sand is to [[RunningGag kick]] all the Jedi in the Jedi temple and then to go to the [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing Mufasa]] System and "wipe the gunk off the sink!" (i.e. kill the Separatists taking refuge there)

* BrutalHonesty: Obi-Wan has a moment of this with Windu after the latter grants Anakin the rank of Jedi Master only to retract it after Yoda protests:

* AdaptationalJerkass: Several heroic characters get this treatment as a joke, such as Woody in "Woody Loses His Schmoe" telling Buzz that the toys in the bottom drawer need to be blown to bits.

* BittersweetEnding: "Optiprimus Searches for the Rubix's Cube" ends with the Decepticons being defeated, but at the cost of the Rubix's Cube being destroyed, thus ruining any chances of Cybertron regaining its [=eBay=]. However, the humans have [=eBay=], which the Autobots can use.
* {{Bookends}}: His first [=YouTube=] Poop[[note]] Which is no longer on his channel, but it has been reuploaded elsewhere. [[/note]] is the ''Film/SpiderMan2'' Poop "Peter Parker Fails at Life." His final Poop, "Jameson Fires Everyone," also uses ''Spider-Man 2'' as its source.

* CrossoverPunchline: Some of his videos have gags where scenes set in a similar location as a scene in another film will mix the two together. An example is "Aperture Science Sells Faulty Products" using the scene in ''Film/ManOfSteel'' where Zod is about to kill innocents with his laser eyes and attaching it to the scene in the video where Atlas aims a laser at P-Body's apple.

* EatingMachine: In "Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin", there is mention of Battle Droids being able to take steroids.

* GoryDiscretionShot: Occasionally, the videos will cut to black when it looks like a characters is about to die in the source material, often with added sound effects to complete the effect. An example not using a cut to black is in "Chicken Walk," where it is implied that Ginger actually does get decapitated rather than it being a fake out.

* NeverSayDie: One RunningGag in these videos is to replace "kill" with "kick", such as in "The Tragedy of Darth Sand."

* UncertainDoom: In ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', [[spoiler:Jazz is killed by Megatron]]. In "Optiprimus Searches for the Rubix's Cube", he is thrown out of view instead and is never seen for the rest of the video, leaving his fate unclear.