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* AdaptionalWimp: A downplayed example. This Sara doesn’t have god powers, but she still does end up doing most of the fighting herself, leaving everyone else OutOfFocus.
* AuthorAvatar: A trait she shares with the original Sara.
* AdaptionalWimp: A downplayed example. This Sara doesn’t have god powers, but she still does end up doing most of the fighting herself, leaving everyone else OutOfFocus.
* AuthorAvatar: A trait she shares with the original Sara.
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A mysterious foe, sent by Antifa to stop Sara in her quest.
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A mysterious “mysterious” foe, sent by Antifa to stop Sara in her quest.quest.
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* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: A mere “Ow” is his reaction to suffering a GroinAttack from a taser.
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* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: A mere “Ow” is his reaction to suffering a GroinAttack from a taser.
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!!Mishonh From God trilogy
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!!Mishonh From Trump
[[folder:Conservatives]]
!!Sara Osborne
The rebooted version of Sara remains a hardcore conservative who isn’t a lesban. Unlike the original, this Sara is more driven by politics, though she is still a Christian.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Libruls]]
!!Antifa Dragon
A mysterious foe, sent by Antifa to stop Sara in her quest.
!!Mishonh From Trump
[[folder:Conservatives]]
!!Sara Osborne
The rebooted version of Sara remains a hardcore conservative who isn’t a lesban. Unlike the original, this Sara is more driven by politics, though she is still a Christian.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Libruls]]
!!Antifa Dragon
A mysterious foe, sent by Antifa to stop Sara in her quest.
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Satan's second in command.
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* CardCarryingVillain: [[EvilLaugh Laughs maniacally]] in contrast with [[NoNonsenseNemesis his canon self]].
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* CardCarryingVillain: [[EvilLaugh Laughs maniacally]] in contrast with [[NoNonsenseNemesis his canon self]].pride.
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Misspellings: ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Goldeen]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Golem]], Gullman, [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Gollum]], [[Anime/MonsterRancher Gali]]m, Gileem, Galem, [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Gilga]][[Franchise/FinalFantasy mesh]]''
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Misspellings: ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Goldeen]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Golem]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Gloom]], Gullman, [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Gollum]], [[Anime/MonsterRancher Gali]]m, Gileem, Galem, [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Gilga]][[Franchise/FinalFantasy mesh]]''
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Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
In the reboot, Mr. Jonson is the school's principal instead.
In the reboot, Mr. Jonson is the school's principal instead.
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Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
her. In the reboot, Mr. Jonson is the school's principal instead.
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[[/folder]]
[[folder: The 4 Hoarsemans]]
!!Adolf Hitler
The "presadent of Germeny" during World War II who allegedly [[ArtisticLicenseHistory also formed the Soviet Union after being defeated.]] He is one of the three "worst Communists in history" that was resurrected by Satan to aid him.
[[folder: The 4 Hoarsemans]]
!!Adolf Hitler
The "presadent of Germeny" during World War II who allegedly [[ArtisticLicenseHistory also formed the Soviet Union after being defeated.]] He is one of the three "worst Communists in history" that was resurrected by Satan to aid him.
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[[folder: The 4 Hoarsemans]]
!!Adolf Hitler
The "presadent of Germeny" during World War II who allegedly [[ArtisticLicenseHistory also formed the Soviet Union after being defeated.]] He is one of the three "worst Communists
Satan's second in
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* MayorPain: Is the mayor of San Francisco.
Misspellings: ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Goldeen]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Golem]], Gullman, [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Gollum]], [[Anime/MonsterRancher Gali]]m, Gileem, Galem, [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Gilga]][[Franchise/FinalFantasy mesh]]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The 4 Hoarsemans]]
!!Adolf Hitler
The "presadent of Germeny" during World War II who allegedly [[ArtisticLicenseHistory also formed the Soviet Union after being defeated.]] He is one of the three "worst Communists in history" that was resurrected by Satan to aid him.
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* MayorPain: Is the mayor of San Francisco.
Misspellings: ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Goldeen]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Golem]], Gullman, [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Gollum]], [[Anime/MonsterRancher Gali]]m, Gileem, Galem, [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Gilga]][[Franchise/FinalFantasy mesh]]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The 4 Hoarsemans]]
!!Adolf Hitler
The "presadent of Germeny" during World War II who allegedly [[ArtisticLicenseHistory also formed the Soviet Union after being defeated.]] He is one of the three "worst Communists in history" that was resurrected by Satan to aid him.
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Misspellings: ''Ridlay, Rildey, Ready, Riddle, ''
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Misspellings: ''Ridlay, Rildey, Ready, Riddle, Riddle ''
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** Taken further in the reboot. Not only is she motivated by more overtly political ideals, but her father is a racist [[DirtyCop police chief]] and she fully supports him.
** ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: Instead of being wealthy, Sara's father in the reboot uses his position as police chief to frame any teachers who try to give his daughter bad grades.
** Averted in the reboot, where she trades the shotgun in for a "police gun".
* StunGun: Reboot!Sara has a police taser in her arsenal.
* StunGun: Reboot!Sara has a police taser in her arsenal.
* OutOfFocus: In the reboot since Sara isn't as strongly religious in it.
In the reboot, Mr. Jonson is the school's principal instead.
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Reboot!Mr. Jonson tries to discipline Sara for destroying Becky's petition to change the school's name.
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[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
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[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one
!!Ridley
Taylor Swift's bodyguard in
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* ObfuscatingStupidity: Claims he forgot how to fly when he sabotages Sara's first match.
* PaperThinDisguise: His attempts to hide his allegiance with Antifa leave much to be desired. [[RuleOfFunny Naturally]], Sara falls for it.
* SuddenSequelHeelSyndrome: Becomes an antagonist in the reboot after guarding Sara's favorite musician in the original.
Misspellings: ''Ridlay, Rildey, Ready, Riddle, ''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
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* PaperThinDisguise: His attempts to hide his allegiance with Antifa leave much to be desired. [[RuleOfFunny Naturally]], Sara falls for it.
* SuddenSequelHeelSyndrome: Becomes an antagonist in the reboot after guarding Sara's favorite musician in the original.
Misspellings: ''Ridlay, Rildey, Ready, Riddle, ''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
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!!Goalith
A giant created from [[spoiler: the DNA of the deceased Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and King George III.]]
A giant created from [[spoiler: the DNA of the deceased Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and King George III.]]
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A giant created from [[spoiler:
Lauren's girlfriend in the
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* GagNose: Big enough for Sara to see from miles away, apparently. She even ''weaponizes'' it.
* PsychoLesbian
* SinisterSchnoz: Big-nosed and supports her girlfriend's schemes.
Misspellings: [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Kairi]], Kayti, Kaytee, Kaylee
!!Goalith
A giant created from [[spoiler: the DNA of the deceased Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and King George III.]]
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* PsychoLesbian
* SinisterSchnoz: Big-nosed and supports her girlfriend's schemes.
Misspellings: [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Kairi]], Kayti, Kaytee, Kaylee
!!Goalith
A giant created from [[spoiler: the DNA of the deceased Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and King George III.]]
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* FreudianExcuse: [[spoiler:It's heavily implied in the Lauren chapter that at least some of her actions stem from her desire to gain her parents' approval over Josh.]]
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* InterchangeableAsianCultures: Mao himself is Chinese, but he uses very Japanese ninjas and samurai as his minions. He also rides Franchise/{{Godzilla}} into battle. He also does the [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]] dance when he is first resurrected.
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* InterchangeableAsianCultures: Mao himself is Chinese, but he uses very Japanese ninjas and samurai as his minions. He also rides Franchise/{{Godzilla}} into battle. He also battle and does the [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]] dance when he is first resurrected.
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!!Lucina
One of the new Smashers introduced in The REEL Sekwel.
* RomanticTwoGirlFriendship: With Sara.
One of the new Smashers introduced in The REEL Sekwel.
* RomanticTwoGirlFriendship: With Sara.
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Everybody else]]
!!Melanie
The true author of the story with the power to freeze time.
[[folder:Everybody else]]
!!Melanie
The true author of the story with the power to freeze time.
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* OnlySaneMan: Certainly comes off as this.
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Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]], Barak Ovary''
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Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, [[TakeThat Obummer]], Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]], Barak Ovary''
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* TooManyHalves: Is half-British, helf-German, and half-Asian all at the same time.
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* TooManyHalves: Is half-British, helf-German, half-German, and half-Asian all at the same time.
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Misspellings: ''Santa, [[ RougeAnglesOfSatin Satin]], Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
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Misspellings: ''Santa, Satin, Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
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Misspellings: ''Santa, Satin, [[ RougeAnglesOfSatin Satin]], Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
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The "president of Britishland."
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The "president of Britishland." He is resurrected by Satan as one of his four "ultimate weapons" against Sara.
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* CulturePolice: Allegedly renamed soccer to football to
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* CulturePolice: Allegedly renamed soccer to football toand possibly outlawed American football from being played in Britain.
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Misspellings: ''Lunk, [[GenderBlenderName Lin]]''
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Misspellings: ''Lunk, [[GenderBlenderName Lin]]''
Lin]], Limp''
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Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
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Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
Epona]], Barak Ovary''
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[[folder: Librul Smashers]]
!!Samus Aran
This version of Samas Aran is a perverted liberal who constantly hits on Sara and tries to turn her into a "lesban."
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!!Samus Aran
This version
!!Adolf Hitler
The "presadent of
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* LadyLooksLikeADude: In her armor. At least, Sara seems to think so.
* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian for this fanfic.
* PsychoLesbian
* SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara views her removing her armor as this.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
Misspellings: ''Samas Erin, Samasa''
!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.
* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian for this fanfic.
* PsychoLesbian
* SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara views her removing her armor as this.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
Misspellings: ''Samas Erin, Samasa''
!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.
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* LadyLooksLikeADude: In her armor. At least, CardCarryingVillain
* DrugsAreBad: Saraseems to think so.
* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbianberates him for this fanfic.
smoking weed.
*PsychoLesbian
GratuitousGerman
*SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara views her removing her armor as this.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
PokeThePoodle: Shows his evilness by... smoking pot. He won't stop [[CardCarryingVillain because he's evil]].
Misspellings:''Samas Erin, Samasa''
!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.''Adulf Hitlur, Adolg Hetlure, Hutler, Hitlar''
!!Chairman Mao Zedong
The "president of Asia" who [[ArtisticLicenseHistory bombed Pearl Harbor and is the father of Kim Jong-Il.]] He is resurrected by Satan to aid him. Notable for being the only actual Communist out of the four.
* DrugsAreBad: Sara
* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian
*
*
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara views her removing her armor as this.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
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!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.
!!Chairman Mao Zedong
The "president of Asia" who [[ArtisticLicenseHistory bombed Pearl Harbor and is the father of Kim Jong-Il.]] He is resurrected by Satan to aid him. Notable for being the only actual Communist out of the four.
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* [[EvilVegetarian Evil Vegan]]
* OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to his political party's ideology.
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]: He won't even bite other Smashers because he won't eat meat.
Misspellings: ''Waro, Waryo, Wart, Warop''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
* OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to his political party's ideology.
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]: He won't even bite other Smashers because he won't eat meat.
Misspellings: ''Waro, Waryo, Wart, Warop''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
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* [[EvilVegetarian Evil Vegan]]
AsianSpeekeeEngrish: Of the JapaneseRanguage variety.
*OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to InterchangeableAsianCultures: Mao himself is Chinese, but he uses very Japanese ninjas and samurai as his political party's ideology.
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]:minions. He won't even bite other Smashers because also rides Franchise/{{Godzilla}} into battle. He also does the [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]] dance when he won't eat meat.
is first resurrected.
Misspellings:''Waro, Waryo, Wart, Warop''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
''Charmen Moa, Charmans Mow, Charmans Moo, Mosey Dong, Charming Moai, [[TheCheerleader Cheerman]] Mow, Charmun Mos''
!!King George the Third
Theone in charge "president of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.Britishland."
*
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]:
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[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
!!King George the Third
The
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* IntolerableTolerance: From Sara's point of view. He urges Sara to be more tolerant, but she views it as trying to suppress her ideals.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in any more matches for a certain amount of time.
Misspellings: ''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Mastar Hend, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees the Smash Mansion.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in any more matches for a certain amount of time.
Misspellings: ''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Mastar Hend, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees the Smash Mansion.
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* IntolerableTolerance: From Sara's point of view. He urges Sara CulturePolice: Allegedly renamed soccer to be more tolerant, but she views it as trying to suppress her ideals.
football to
*ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch: Par for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in course for any more matches for a certain amount of time.
British character in the story.
* EvilBrit
* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: He is behind ''Jesus' crucifixion'' in this story.
* VerbalTic: Says "bloody" every other bloody word.
Misspellings:''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Mastar Hend, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees''King Jorge the Smash Mansion.Thard, King Jorge the Thud, King Jorge the [[ToiletHumor Turd]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
''See Teh Libruls''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Librul Smashers]]
!!Samus Aran
This version of Samas Aran is a perverted liberal who constantly hits on Sara and tries to turn her into a "lesban."
*
* EvilBrit
* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: He is behind ''Jesus' crucifixion'' in this story.
* VerbalTic: Says "bloody" every other bloody word.
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!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees
!!Mr. Jonson
''See Teh Libruls''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Librul Smashers]]
!!Samus Aran
This version of Samas Aran is a perverted liberal who constantly hits on Sara and tries to turn her into a "lesban."
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* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian for this fanfic.
* PsychoLesbian
* SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara views her removing her armor as this.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
Misspellings: ''Samas Erin, Samasa''
!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.
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* [[EvilVegetarian Evil Vegan]]
* OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to his political party's ideology.
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]: He won't even bite other Smashers because he won't eat meat.
Misspellings: ''Waro, Waryo, Wart, Warop''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
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* IntolerableTolerance: From Sara's point of view. He urges Sara to be more tolerant, but she views it as trying to suppress her ideals.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in any more matches for a certain amount of time.
Misspellings: ''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Mastar Hend, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees the Smash Mansion.
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* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian for this fanfic.
* PsychoLesbian
* SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara views her removing her armor as this.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
Misspellings: ''Samas Erin, Samasa''
!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.
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* [[EvilVegetarian Evil Vegan]]
* OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to his political party's ideology.
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]: He won't even bite other Smashers because he won't eat meat.
Misspellings: ''Waro, Waryo, Wart, Warop''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
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* IntolerableTolerance: From Sara's point of view. He urges Sara to be more tolerant, but she views it as trying to suppress her ideals.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in any more matches for a certain amount of time.
Misspellings: ''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Mastar Hend, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees the Smash Mansion.
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* UnsettlingGenderReveal: In-universe, Sara doesn't take it well when she removes her armor.
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* UnsettlingGenderReveal: In-universe, Sara doesn't take it well when she removes views her armor.removing her armor as this.
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* BareFistedMonk: She is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
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* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Sara tries to come off as this. [[SubvertedTrope Her actions in the story suggest otherwise.]]
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Misspellings: ''[[PottyFailure Crappy Hanes]], Crazy Hind'', Crazie Hen
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Misspellings: ''[[PottyFailure Crappy Hanes]], Crazy Hind'', Hind, Crazie HenHen''
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* MenAreBetterThanWomen: Orders Samus to listen to him because he is a man.
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* MenAreBetterThanWomen: HeManWomanHater: Orders Samus to listen to him because he is a man.
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Misspellings: ''Lunk'', ''Lunk, [[GenderBlenderName Lin]]
Lin]]''
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Misspellings: ''Santa, Satin, Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
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Misspellings: ''Santa, Satin, Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
''Math, Matt, Mart, Mark''
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''Lunk'', [[GenderBlenderName Lin]]
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* DullSurprise: Her response to something surprising is usually just "cool" or "ono".
** In the finale of the third story, she is forgiven for her non-homophobia misdeeds by [[spoiler: finally accepting that she is a lesbian.]]
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!!Satan
The main antagonist of the story and the leader of the liberals, atheists, and lesbians who oppose Sara.
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The main antagonist of the story and the leader of the liberals, atheists, and lesbians who oppose Sara.
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Sara's first boyfriend who
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* DevilInDisguise: Is revealed to have done this as [[spoiler: Abraham Lincoln]].
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* DevilInDisguise:{{Bishonen}}: Is revealed described as looking like a fusion between [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Jacob Black]] and Music/JustinBieber... with blue hair.
* CampGay: As a Librul.
* FaceHeelTurn: The Libruls turn him gay after he is defeated by Samus and brought tohave done this as [[spoiler: Abraham Lincoln]].
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!!Barack Obama / Tabuu
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* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about his villainy to Sara.
* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealed to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealed to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
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* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about his villainy MenAreBetterThanWomen: Orders Samus to Sara.
* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealedlisten to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
him because he is a man.
Misspellings:''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
Sara's atheist science teacher''Santa, Satin, Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
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[[folder: Teh Libruls]]
!!Satan
The main antagonist of the story and the leader of the liberals, atheists, and lesbians whohas a serious bone to pick with her.oppose Sara.
* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealed
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Sara's atheist science teacher
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!!Satan
The main antagonist of the story and the leader of the liberals, atheists, and lesbians who
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* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about how atheists will send all Christians to "deaf panells" one day.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
Misspellings: None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
Misspellings: None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
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* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about how atheists will send all Christians DevilInDisguise: Is revealed to "deaf panells" one day.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
have done this as [[spoiler: Abraham Lincoln]].
Misspellings:None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.''Santa, Satin, Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
!!Barack Obama / Tabuu
Satan's second in command.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
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!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
!!Barack Obama / Tabuu
Satan's second in command.
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* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about his villainy to Sara.
* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealed to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about how atheists will send all Christians to "deaf panells" one day.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
Misspellings: None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
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* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealed to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about how atheists will send all Christians to "deaf panells" one day.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
Misspellings: None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
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Starting the character page! I'd recommend making new folders if you wanna start on any of the characters from the sequels.
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[[folder: Conservative Christens]]
!!Sara Osborne
The author, narrator and main character of the story. She is a 13 year old girl who "loves America and God and the Constantution." She is deathly afraid of becoming a "lesban" and aspires to stay straight. She greatly admires and cares for her best friend Lauren [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial (but as a friend, not a lesbian lover.)]]
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* AntiHero: She is a very hateful person who lacks redeeming qualities, aside from the from the fact that she opposes Satan.
* ArmoredClosetGay: The story shows she is pretty obviously attracted to her female friend Lauren and [[spoiler: Lauren's chapter confirms they were dating.]] Much of The REEL Sekwel's sudden Face–Heel Turn is provoked by the real Lauren finding a new girlfriend. Sara vehemently denies this, though.
* AuthorAvatar: Obviously.
* BroughtDownToNormal: The main plot point in 'The REEL Sekwel!' is that God and Jesus were kidnapped by Satan, so Sara can't use her God powers.
* EasilyForgiven: Sara, over the course of three stories, does many atrocious, unforgivable deeds. Any punishment she receives is a slap on the wrist by comparison.
* FailedASpotCheck: Is bad at noticing very obvious things, like the British army approaching her or Godzilla on the horizon.
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Sara goes to extreme lengths to prove she is not a lesbian. In the sequel, for example, she kisses Shulk solely to prove she is totally 100% straight.
** In the finale of the third story, she is forgiven for her non-homophobia misdeeds by [[spoiler: finally accepting that she is a lesbian.]]
* InLoveWithLove: She constantly switches boyfriends throughout the story.
* InvincibleHero: She [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] almost everyone she faces. Even after her powers are removed, she's heavily protected by PlotArmor.
* ItsAllAboutMe: Author!Sara outright admits she gets bored with writing about anyone other than herself.
* {{Jerkass}}: The biggest one in the story.
* LikesOlderWomen: Gender flipped. She, at age 13, hooks up with Marth, Link, and Cloud Strife, who are 17-19, 16-18, and ''21'' respectively. [[spoiler: Played straight when the older Lauren reveals that Sara was actually dating her in real life when she wrote the story.]]
* NiceShoes: Wears absurdly expensive $2000 high heels in at least one chapter.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: In ''spades.''
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Author!Sara's wealthy father threatens to withdraw his donations to the school unless they improve her grades.
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: One of her weapons is her dad's shotgun.
* TransparentCloset: Sara denies being a lesbian despite going on about how pretty Lauren and girls in general are.
* WellDoneDaughterGirl: [[spoiler: The Lauren chapter reveals that she secretly resents how Josh is much more popular and beloved than her in real life.]]
Misspellings: None.
!!Lauren
The author's best friend who also appears as herself in the story. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Sara totally isn't attracted to her.]]
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* ArtShift: The chapter written by her is in a style very different from Sara's.
* FaceHeelTurn: In the sequel.
* InvincibleHero: Can single-handedly win matches despite not having powers from God. Sara writes her as an example of this [[InsanetrollLogic to show that Sara is not a Mary-Sue.]]
* MixedAncestry: She is one quarter African-American.
** OneDropRule: She hides this fact from Sara's bigoted family.
!!Josh
Sara's older brother who appears as an ally in her story.
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* AloofAlly: He will protect Sara, but he refuses to officially join the other Conservatives.
* AntiHero: Portrayed as one [[{{Foil}} in contrast to Sara]]... despite the fact that his behavior isn't so different from hers.
* TheFettered: [[SubvertedTrope He doesn't listen to anybody's authority]]... [[DoubleSubverted except God's]].
* GunsAkimbo: Does this with assault rifles and ''rocket launchers''.
* IKnowMaddenKombat: Uses his football skills in battle.
* {{Jerkass}}: Towards Author!Sara as well as in general.
** JerkJock: He was a linebacker on his high school football team.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: He punches a Mexican man in the face for not speaking English.
Misspellings: None.
!!God
God himself is a Conservative in this story.
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* BigGood: Ostensibly.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Strikes down half a room of students for booing at him.
* WouldHurtAChild: The students he kills in the first chapter can't be any older than fourteen.
Misspellings: None.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Conservative Smashers]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Teh Libruls]]
!!Satan
The main antagonist of the story and the leader of the liberals, atheists, and lesbians who oppose Sara.
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* DevilInDisguise: Is revealed to have done this as [[spoiler: Abraham Lincoln]].
Misspellings: ''Santa, Satin, Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
!!Barack Obama / Tabuu
Satan's second in command.
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* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about his villainy to Sara.
* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealed to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about how atheists will send all Christians to "deaf panells" one day.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
Misspellings: None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
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* FairestOfThemAll: Resents Sara for how pretty she is.
* {{Gonk}}: She apparently has zits so big that they ''take up half her body.''
* HollywoodPudgy: Is described as "morbadly obase" for wearing size 6 pants.
* InformedAttribute: She is described as being very "stooped," yet she is competent enough to be [[MadScientist Mr. Jonson's]] assistant.
* {{Kevlard}}: Her body is so fat that she is impervious to swords and she can deflect bullets.
* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Wears glasses and helps Mr. Jonson with his experiments, [[InformedAttribute despite what the narration tries to claim about her]].
Misspellings: None
!!Goalith
A giant created from [[spoiler: the DNA of the deceased Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and King George III.]]
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* TheBrute
* GratuitousForeignLanguage: All of his dialogue combines GratuitousGerman and GratuitousJapanese with [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch British obscenities]].
* SuperStrength
* TooManyHalves: Is half-British, helf-German, and half-Asian all at the same time.
Misspellings: ''Goaleth, Goileth, Goaluth, Goalth, Geliath''
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[[folder: Librul Smashers]]
!!Samus Aran
This version of Samas Aran is a perverted liberal who constantly hits on Sara and tries to turn her into a "lesban."
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* LadyLooksLikeADude: In her armor. At least, Sara seems to think so.
* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian for this fanfic.
* PsychoLesbian
* SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara doesn't take it well when she removes her armor.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
Misspellings: ''Samas Erin, Samasa''
!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.
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* [[EvilVegetarian Evil Vegan]]
* OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to his political party's ideology.
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]: He won't even bite other Smashers because he won't eat meat.
Misspellings: ''Waro, Waryo, Warop''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
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* IntolerableTolerance: From Sara's point of view. He urges Sara to be more tolerant, but she views it as trying to suppress her ideals.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in any more matches for a certain amount of time.
Misspellings: ''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees the Smash Mansion.
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* {{Greed}}: He is bribed into betraying Master Hand.
* HeelFaceTurn: Joins the Conservatives after being bribed.
* IntolerableTolerance: Shares Master Hand's views on tolerance.
Misspellings: ''[[PottyFailure Crappy Hanes]], Crazy Hind'', Crazie Hen
[[/folder]]
!!Sara Osborne
The author, narrator and main character of the story. She is a 13 year old girl who "loves America and God and the Constantution." She is deathly afraid of becoming a "lesban" and aspires to stay straight. She greatly admires and cares for her best friend Lauren [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial (but as a friend, not a lesbian lover.)]]
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* AntiHero: She is a very hateful person who lacks redeeming qualities, aside from the from the fact that she opposes Satan.
* ArmoredClosetGay: The story shows she is pretty obviously attracted to her female friend Lauren and [[spoiler: Lauren's chapter confirms they were dating.]] Much of The REEL Sekwel's sudden Face–Heel Turn is provoked by the real Lauren finding a new girlfriend. Sara vehemently denies this, though.
* AuthorAvatar: Obviously.
* BroughtDownToNormal: The main plot point in 'The REEL Sekwel!' is that God and Jesus were kidnapped by Satan, so Sara can't use her God powers.
* EasilyForgiven: Sara, over the course of three stories, does many atrocious, unforgivable deeds. Any punishment she receives is a slap on the wrist by comparison.
* FailedASpotCheck: Is bad at noticing very obvious things, like the British army approaching her or Godzilla on the horizon.
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Sara goes to extreme lengths to prove she is not a lesbian. In the sequel, for example, she kisses Shulk solely to prove she is totally 100% straight.
** In the finale of the third story, she is forgiven for her non-homophobia misdeeds by [[spoiler: finally accepting that she is a lesbian.]]
* InLoveWithLove: She constantly switches boyfriends throughout the story.
* InvincibleHero: She [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] almost everyone she faces. Even after her powers are removed, she's heavily protected by PlotArmor.
* ItsAllAboutMe: Author!Sara outright admits she gets bored with writing about anyone other than herself.
* {{Jerkass}}: The biggest one in the story.
* LikesOlderWomen: Gender flipped. She, at age 13, hooks up with Marth, Link, and Cloud Strife, who are 17-19, 16-18, and ''21'' respectively. [[spoiler: Played straight when the older Lauren reveals that Sara was actually dating her in real life when she wrote the story.]]
* NiceShoes: Wears absurdly expensive $2000 high heels in at least one chapter.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: In ''spades.''
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Author!Sara's wealthy father threatens to withdraw his donations to the school unless they improve her grades.
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: One of her weapons is her dad's shotgun.
* TransparentCloset: Sara denies being a lesbian despite going on about how pretty Lauren and girls in general are.
* WellDoneDaughterGirl: [[spoiler: The Lauren chapter reveals that she secretly resents how Josh is much more popular and beloved than her in real life.]]
Misspellings: None.
!!Lauren
The author's best friend who also appears as herself in the story. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Sara totally isn't attracted to her.]]
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* ArtShift: The chapter written by her is in a style very different from Sara's.
* FaceHeelTurn: In the sequel.
* InvincibleHero: Can single-handedly win matches despite not having powers from God. Sara writes her as an example of this [[InsanetrollLogic to show that Sara is not a Mary-Sue.]]
* MixedAncestry: She is one quarter African-American.
** OneDropRule: She hides this fact from Sara's bigoted family.
!!Josh
Sara's older brother who appears as an ally in her story.
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* AloofAlly: He will protect Sara, but he refuses to officially join the other Conservatives.
* AntiHero: Portrayed as one [[{{Foil}} in contrast to Sara]]... despite the fact that his behavior isn't so different from hers.
* TheFettered: [[SubvertedTrope He doesn't listen to anybody's authority]]... [[DoubleSubverted except God's]].
* GunsAkimbo: Does this with assault rifles and ''rocket launchers''.
* IKnowMaddenKombat: Uses his football skills in battle.
* {{Jerkass}}: Towards Author!Sara as well as in general.
** JerkJock: He was a linebacker on his high school football team.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: He punches a Mexican man in the face for not speaking English.
Misspellings: None.
!!God
God himself is a Conservative in this story.
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* BigGood: Ostensibly.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Strikes down half a room of students for booing at him.
* WouldHurtAChild: The students he kills in the first chapter can't be any older than fourteen.
Misspellings: None.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Conservative Smashers]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Teh Libruls]]
!!Satan
The main antagonist of the story and the leader of the liberals, atheists, and lesbians who oppose Sara.
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* DevilInDisguise: Is revealed to have done this as [[spoiler: Abraham Lincoln]].
Misspellings: ''Santa, Satin, Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
!!Barack Obama / Tabuu
Satan's second in command.
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* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about his villainy to Sara.
* TheDragon
* TheReveal: Is revealed to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, Obummer, Ibama, Barracks [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]]''
!!Mr. Jonson
Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her.
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* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about how atheists will send all Christians to "deaf panells" one day.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
* {{Jerkass}}
* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
Misspellings: None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
!!Becky
A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
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* FairestOfThemAll: Resents Sara for how pretty she is.
* {{Gonk}}: She apparently has zits so big that they ''take up half her body.''
* HollywoodPudgy: Is described as "morbadly obase" for wearing size 6 pants.
* InformedAttribute: She is described as being very "stooped," yet she is competent enough to be [[MadScientist Mr. Jonson's]] assistant.
* {{Kevlard}}: Her body is so fat that she is impervious to swords and she can deflect bullets.
* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Wears glasses and helps Mr. Jonson with his experiments, [[InformedAttribute despite what the narration tries to claim about her]].
Misspellings: None
!!Goalith
A giant created from [[spoiler: the DNA of the deceased Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and King George III.]]
----
* TheBrute
* GratuitousForeignLanguage: All of his dialogue combines GratuitousGerman and GratuitousJapanese with [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch British obscenities]].
* SuperStrength
* TooManyHalves: Is half-British, helf-German, and half-Asian all at the same time.
Misspellings: ''Goaleth, Goileth, Goaluth, Goalth, Geliath''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Librul Smashers]]
!!Samus Aran
This version of Samas Aran is a perverted liberal who constantly hits on Sara and tries to turn her into a "lesban."
----
* LadyLooksLikeADude: In her armor. At least, Sara seems to think so.
* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian for this fanfic.
* PsychoLesbian
* SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara doesn't take it well when she removes her armor.
* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
Misspellings: ''Samas Erin, Samasa''
!!Wario
Samus' teammate in her first battle.
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* [[EvilVegetarian Evil Vegan]]
* OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to his political party's ideology.
* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]: He won't even bite other Smashers because he won't eat meat.
Misspellings: ''Waro, Waryo, Warop''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
!!Master Hand
The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
----
* IntolerableTolerance: From Sara's point of view. He urges Sara to be more tolerant, but she views it as trying to suppress her ideals.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in any more matches for a certain amount of time.
Misspellings: ''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
!!Crazy Hand
Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees the Smash Mansion.
----
* {{Greed}}: He is bribed into betraying Master Hand.
* HeelFaceTurn: Joins the Conservatives after being bribed.
* IntolerableTolerance: Shares Master Hand's views on tolerance.
Misspellings: ''[[PottyFailure Crappy Hanes]], Crazy Hind'', Crazie Hen
[[/folder]]
