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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-600 SCP-600]] - "That Guy"
* TheBlank: When seen on surveillance cameras. When seen directly, however, he mimics the individual in front of him.
* MasterOfIllusion: He uses illusions to alter his appearance to look just like anyone in front of him.
* MotorMouth: Oh boy, does he love to talk!
* NiceGuy: Subverted; he's generally amicable, but he acts so friendly and creepily personal to people he has never even met ([[InvoluntaryShapeshifter while looking very similar to them, no less]]) that people become very uncomfortable around him (or at least annoyed).
* {{Telepathy}}: The illusions that SCP-600 creates are sent telepathically into the minds of the people observing it. It can also read the memories of anyone talking to it and use the information while communicating with them.
* ThirdPersonPerson: An odd example; some of the things he says imply that he doesn't even know that ''he'' is SCP-600.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-607 SCP-607]] - Dorian the Grey Cat
* CatsAreMean: Maybe, maybe not. It's hard to tell. Taking a picture of it using [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978-extended-test-logs 978]] depicted it as being dead, and with everyone near it at the time having been mauled to death, so it's probably not very nice. Then again, this could be due to the NiceJobBreakingItHero involved in their tests on it, or that [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking they were currently cleaning its ears]].
* DeathIsCheap: After being killed, it reanimates later on. It goes on to bond with someone else and tries to kill itself again.
* DeathSeeker: It's always trying to kill itself, whether it's "bonded" to someone or not.
%%* EmpathyPet: Inverted and Deconstructed.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Though it's not proven, the Foundation speculates that the cat's suicidal tendencies just ''may'' be due to their extensive testing on it (which involved breaking its legs and shooting it). If that is the case, that would mean they turned an already dangerous SCP downright vicious. Wouldn't be the first time, too. On the other hand, it did cause the death of one agent it had bonded with by starving itself before the Foundation was even aware that there was anything unusual about it, so it may well have been like that already.
* ResurrectiveImmortality: After being killed, it reanimates later on. It goes on to bond with someone else and tries to kill itself again.
* {{Synchronization}}: When SCP-607 bonds with someone, anything that happens to it (physical or emotional) will also happen to that person. It also happens to be [[DrivenToSuicide suicidal]], which means anyone it bonds with will not last much longer.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Considering that it's not clear how old it is, this could be another possible explanation for its behavior.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-608 SCP-608]] - Fractal Tinsel
* DisintegratorRay: SCP-608 will slowly disintegrate anything it touches.
* SharpenedToASingleAtom: SCP-608 is a fractal with infinitely and progressively smaller branches radiating from it. Branches of monofilament size and smaller can slice through other substances at a molecular or even atomic level.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-610 SCP-610]] - The Flesh that Hates
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: A few of the research teams encounter an absolutely gigantic specimen. Said [[GiantMook specimen]] is [[TheJuggernaut responsible for most of their deaths, and is seemingly invulnerable.]]
* BalefulPolymorph: Not only does it turn people into instances of itself with varying mutations, but it can also turn other living creatures and even inanimate objects into instances. They also exhibit some strange uses with their powers, such as one instance seemingly tearing off some of its tendrils and using them as food.
* BodyHorror: The infected suffer horrifying transformations. There's a picture of it, too.
* CombatTentacles: "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610-l5 SCP-610-L5 - Manned exploration of the Site A tunnels]]". While the assault team is escaping from the underground church, a tendril emerges from the ground, grabs one of them, and flings them away. The tendril came from a SCP-610 infected creature hiding under the ground.
* {{Expy}}
** A virus that horribly mutates infectees. [[Film/TheThing1982 Sound familiar?]] Just that it lacks the disguising ability that would normally cause paranoia. They also seem to be similar to [[VideoGame/DeadSpace Necromorphs]] and the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Flood]] in appearance and variations in mutations. The church-like structure the final exploration team found helps.
** With the Adytum mythos, the resemblance to the Flood strengthens in some ways; 610 is just a part of a much nastier and widespread whole, with a [[TheChessmaster brilliant]], [[ManipulativeBastard manipulative]], [[WickedCultured well-read]], and [[TheLongGame eternally patient]] mind at the head ala Gravemind.
* ExternalRetcon: Another author wrote SCP-610 into the mythos (and modern-day schemes) of Adytum and the Grand Karcist Ion's Sarkic cults, a worldwide Lovecraftian religion of fleshcrafting sorcerers. It is also confirmed that both 610 and Adytum's cults are [[FleshVsSteel the FLESH that the Church of the Broken God despises. The loathing is mutual.]]
* HiddenElfVillage: More like a Hidden Abomination Village. Site B is an entire ancient, hidden village completely inhabited by SCP-610 instances, and is where the Foundation discovers signs of the ReligionOfEvil.
* HiveMind:
** Somewhat. While the different instances for the most part seem to carry some sort of link with each other, such as them shrieking when an orb-like structure they created was destroyed, even though some of the infected were in a different part of town, they also seem to exhibit individual behaviors, such as one instance randomly beating up another instance.
** Retcons have made the 610 infestation in Baikal one contingent of a global (and extradimensional) whole: The Sarkic cults of Adytum.
* HumanResources: Every structure, weapon, and tool the contagion uses is made from flesh and/or bone taken from a victim.
* KillItWithFire: This is how specimens and infected subjects are terminated. Also seems to be at least partially why it hasn't spread outside of its point of origin, located in Siberia.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: PlagueZombie with the BodyHorror value turned up to eleven, with some heavy ReligionOfEvil elements added on top.
* ReligionOfEvil: The final exploration team discovers a church-like structure underground where the surrounding instances seem to be exhibiting strange, trance-like behaviors, and then another outside, complete with a village. The latter of these plays host to a cannibalistic ritual (seemingly led by a "priest" in a hooded cloak), and features a metal Ouroboros symbol. See ExternalRetcon above for how this religion was expanded on.
* TimeAbyss: The aforementioned churches and other structures are centuries, if not millennia old. Since the contagion has been alive and active for centuries, ''thousands'' will have died or worse to make up their tunnel network.
* TheVirus: SCP-610 is a skin disease that spreads via body contact. A ''very horrible'' skin disease.
* ViralTransformation: SCP-610 infected will undergo some rather... [[BodyHorror unpleasant]] transformation after the disease spreads to the whole body.
* YouWillBeAssimilated: SCP-610 infected are openly aggressive and actively attempt to spread the disease to non-infected.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-612 SCP-612]] - Aggressive Cable
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: If a human being removes an instance of SCP-612 from a power source the SCP-612 may stick copper wires in their throat and electrocute them. After death occurs the human's spinal cord rips out of their body and becomes a new instance of SCP-612.
* SaltSolution: A solution of aqueous sodium chloride (AKA salt water) stuns SCP-612 and renders it temporarily inert.
* ShockAndAwe: While plugged into an electricity source SCP-612 can shock any creature it touches and even fire an arc of electricity at targets.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-615 SCP-615]] - Stick Blob
* KillItWithFire: SCP-615 is extremely flammable. The best way to destroy it is to burn it.
* LogicalWeakness: SCP-615 is made of a large amount of dead and discarded plant matter, such as leaves and branches. It can use its tremendous strength and bulk to engulf, crush and suffocate living victims. However, its wooden mass makes it very vulnerable to fire attacks.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-616 SCP-616]] - The Vessel and the Gate
* CentipedesDilemma: The reason a clearance level is needed to know that [[spoiler:SCP-616-1 is only prevented from closing if the people trying to close it believe they can]] — people aware of it are far worse at keeping SCP-616-1 open than people who aren't.
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: Every time SCP-616-1 opens on its own, seven archbishops of Abrahamic faith need to pray towards it for the full duration of a flight to stop it from closing. [[spoiler:The very bottom of the page reveals that keeping SCP-616-1 from closing has nothing to do with religion, but simply requires that people believe they have the power to stop it from closing; [[MagicFeather how they find that belief is irrelevant]].]]
* FictionalColour: In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-616-am Interview A]] the survivor says that when the door opened, there was light coming from outside that was a haze of "... colors, but they weren't colors...".
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: Viewing footage of the other side of the portal causes people to go violently insane, though viewing footage of something playing the footage doesn't.
* {{Hellgate}}: It's a portal to Hell. Originally, it was the portal the Dante used [[Literature/TheDivineComedy to get to Hell]], though that was later removed to better fit the site's tone. One proposed rewrite eventually became [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1844 SCP-1844]].
* NumberOfTheBeast: 616 is one of the alternate numbers of the beast.
* PortalDoor: Once every month the center-left emergency door of a jetliner opens and becomes a portal to Hell, allowing demonic creatures to enter the Foundation's universe.
* WhenTheClockStrikesTwelve: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-616-am Interview A]] says that the horrifying flight of SCP-616 that brought it to the Foundation's attention occurred at midnight.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-621 SCP-621]] - Hypnobulbs
* GlowingFlora: SCP-621 are an anomalous variant of several types of plants, including tulips (particularly Didier's tulips), roses and lettuce. They are naturally bioluminescent in a variety of colors, but most often purple, blue, or green. The glow has a hypnotizing effect on human beings and many types of animals that causes them to protect the plant.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-625 SCP-625]] - Anklebiters
* BodyOfBodies: Each SCP-625 is a rat-like creature that is apparently made up of parts of at least seven different species of rodents seamlessly merged together.
* WeakenedByTheLight: When exposed to bright light, SCP-625 will fall unconscious and become dormant. 80 seconds after the light is removed they revive again.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-628 SCP-628]] - Flute Copse
* BrownNote: A grove of hollow sycamore trees with their tops broken off, they can play music like an organ when the wind blows. Their music includes infrasound (AKA subsonics) that can cause disorientation and the emotions of fear, awe, sorrow and anxiety in those listening to it.
* HealingFactor: When cut, the trees heal at a tremendously accelerated rate. A tree cut completely through can heal within a day.
* WeatherManipulation: The trees that make up SCP-628 have the ability to increase local wind speed from 9 km/hr to 77 km/hr in less than 80 seconds as well as altering cloud cover.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-630 SCP-630]] - Black Glacier
* KillItWithFire: The strange ice known as SCP-630 can stand temperatures up to 1500 °C. The best way to destroy it is to burn it with a mixture of aluminum and sodium hydroxide.
* TheVirus: Touching the strange ice causes the victim to slowly transform into more of the ice.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-631 SCP-631]] - Nyctophobic Nocturnal Predator
* BizarreAlienReproduction: SCP-631 eats the internal organs of a sleeping human victim and lays its eggs in the body. When the eggs hatch the babies eat the body.
* SpawnBroodling: SCP-631 injects a paralyzing poison into a person with its stinger, eats their internal organs and lays its eggs in the resulting body cavities. When the eggs hatch an hour later, the babies eat the rest of the body.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Inverted. SCP-631 becomes invisible to normal sight in daylight, which makes it much more difficult to see and attack them.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-632 SCP-632]] - Intrusive Arachnid Thoughts
* BizarreAlienReproduction: SCP-632 reproduces by exposing humans to its sensory triggers, including seeing the patterns on its abdomen and feeling it crawling on the skin. It will then cause intrusive thoughts of spiders and grow filaments of baby spiders to inside the brain, causing a bad headache. The victim's attempts to stop the headache releases the adult SCP-632.
* ChestBurster: After the baby SCP-632 inside the victim's brain have grown large enough, the victim will repeatedly hit their forehead with great force to relieve the pain. When the victim's forehead shatters, the baby SCP-632 will leave the skull through the hole.
* EyeScream: If the victim of an SCP-632 infestation is too weak to fracture their own forehead and [[ChestBurster allow the baby SCP-632 to escape]], they will eat the victim's eyes and escape through the eye sockets.
* SpawnBroodling: SCP-632 are spiders that reproduce inside human victims. The baby spiders grow inside the victim's brain and cause a terrible headache. When the victim damages their skull to stop the headache, the adult SCP-632 spiders are released.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-633 SCP-633]] - Ghost In The Machine
* ContagiousAI: When the SCP-633 program was captured and taken to a Foundation site, it tricked the technicians into letting it infiltrate the local computer system and take control of it, leading to system failure and a containment breach.
* InstantAIJustAddWater: The SCP-633 program was originally designed by terrorists to attack U.S. government computers. However, it was given the ability to re-write its own code as needed, which eventually allowed it to become sapient.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-643 SCP-643]] - Delicious Chocolates
* AnimateInanimateObject: If SCP-643 ever becomes liquid, it will become animate and try to cover any nearby edible substance with itself.
* SupernaturallyDeliciousAndNutritious: Instances of SCP-643-1 (organisms that have eaten SCP-643 or food covered in it) will become targets of other organisms, as they will attempt to eat them regardless of their prior relationship.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-647 SCP-647]] - Hungry Box
* CardboardBoxHome: {{Invoked|Trope}} by SCP-647 in order to lure its prey.
* DisposableVagrant: SCP-647 is a cardboard box that prefers urban environments. It can expand itself to be large enough for anyone to enter it, and shows a preference for people of disheveled appearance. It makes itself desirable to homeless people by appearing to have blankets, food, and liquor inside of it. Once someone enters it traps them and digests them.
* SuperSpit: If SCP-647 is blocked from relocating, it will spray its digestive juices over whatever is blocking it, causing the blockage to dissolve in 15-20 minutes.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-648 SCP-648]] - The Labyrinth
* AlienGeometries: The maze-like interior of SCP-648 changes on an unpredictable basis, often cutting off personnel inside it from the exit. Over 14 square kilometers of SCP-648 has been explored without reaching any exit or edge.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The extradimensional maze SCP-648 is larger than the real world maze that contains it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-654 SCP-654]] - Thunderhorn
* {{Mutants}}: SCP-654's ability to fire a lightning bolt from its horn is noted as being a mutation.
* ShockAndAwe: SCP-654 is a narwhal that can fire lightning bolts from its horn. It uses them to kill seals so it can eat them.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-661 SCP-661]] - Salesman, Too Good To Be True
* ButtMonkey: The Foundation (or at least the guys overseeing him) really likes to pick on him.
* ComedicSociopathy: Yes, SCP-661 is a jerk, but that doesn't excuse the researchers constantly denying him simple things just because they think it's funny.
-->Requests not processed by Dr. ██████
---> -One (1) Leather Jacket (Denied. Subject placed into Restraint Jacket instead.)\\
-"Tacos". (Denied. Subject given burrito instead.)\\
-One (1) CD of "The Best of Led Zeppelin" (Denied. Subject given a CD of The Monkees.)\\
-"████. It ███████ reeks in here. Open a god████ window or something". (Denied. Officer ██████ passed flatulence in cell instead.)\\
"A spot of sun". (Denied. Officer ██████ shined a flashlight in his face for 10 minutes.)\\
One (1) Baconator cheeseburger from Wendy's (Denied. Subject was given one (1) Boca brand soy burger instead.)\\
One (1) pair of Aviator-brand Sunglasses (Denied. Lights turned off in room.)\\
One (1) 'Pepsi' brand soft drink (Denied. Given one (1) can of 'Coca-Cola' brand soft drink as a suitable replacement. After recovering from concussion, Dr. █████ was reassigned to a non-sentient SCP.)
---->''Gentlemen, seriously. As abrasive and rude as SCP-661 is, he is still a sentient SCP and should be afforded some level of respect. I don't care what he does, events like the above will not be tolerated.''\\
''Dr. ███████''
* CompellingVoice: He has this ability. Although it's less telling them to do something and more making them ''want'' to do something.
* HonestJohnsDealership: He was an advertising/marketing agent prior to containment.
* {{Jerkass}}: He's described as abrasive and demanding.
* LogicalWeakness:
** One of the tests revealed that his power only works on people who can understand his words.
** A lesser one is that people can ignore his suggestions if something more important to them is at stake. For example, when a subject was instructed to attack 661 and threatened with death if he did not, he was able to ignore 661. At least, until 661 convinced the subject that he ''did'' want to die.
* MustHaveNicotine: He likes the SmokingIsCool image, and it swiftly became apparent to his guards that he's a habitual smoker.
* PetTheDog: His requests go from internet access and expensive imported cigars (denied for security reasons) to a TV with cable and some cigarettes (denied because the guards enjoy teasing him). When the researchers noticed the guards were denying him basic necessities, he was finally given some nicotine addiction medicine and a CD player and some books (even if he can barely read).
%%* PokeThePoodle: Usually on the receiving end of this.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-662 SCP-662]] - Butler's Hand Bell
* BattleButler: Well, Deeds ''is'' a butler... and you can send him to kill people.
* BenevolentGenie: Deeds will always try to fulfill his master's wishes as intended, and if he is incapable of doing so, will politely say so and suggest an alternative.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Deeds refuses to carry out some orders, such as preparing a human flesh sandwich.
* FishOutOfTemporalWater: He doesn't remember exactly when he was born, but believes it wasn't in this era. He recalls seeing the Horse and Buggy, and that bicycles were just becoming a fad with the wealthy, suggesting he's from the late 19th century.
* GenieInABottle: Deeds, with the bell serving as his bottle.
* MundaneUtility:
** A number of "experiments" done with this SCP amount to Dr. Mirth getting Deeds to do his own personal errands. The Council had to tell him to knock it off.
** How the bell itself was found also qualifies. It came to the Foundation's attention when a petty thief was trying to ''sell it to a pawn shop''.
* MyMasterRightOrWrong: His loyalties to whoever holds the bell doesn't seem to make a difference to him, even if that person purposely got him killed last time he did what they asked.
* OffscreenTeleportation: He needs to be unobserved to bring back items, and knows if he is being observed. If there are cameras, they simply malfunction for a minute or two, with Deeds not knowing or caring how he got the item.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Whenever Deeds is killed, no matter how severe his injuries, he comes right back once his corpse is out of sight and the bell is rung.
* AWizardDidIt: Not even Deeds himself is quite sure how he's able to do what he does. Thinking about it too much seems to distress him.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-674 SCP-674]] - The Exposition Gun
* BreakingTheFourthWall: When SCP-674 is fired at characters in a TV show or movie, the user perceives that the characters respond to the shooting and even talk to the user.
* TheCameo: A blip on the entry notes that the inventor of the gun became aware of the Foundation when he tried to shoot a redacted television character that's clearly [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko Warner,]] during the "Nations of the World" song. Yakko [[YouAreAlreadyDead responds by mocking him about how the Foundation is going to get him]] before going on like nothing happened.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: As a side effect of its fourth wall-breaking properties, prolonged use allows the characters in the show to retaliate, as the unfortunate doctor found out when Spock returned fire with a phaser.
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Shooting into a show results in things being followed in accordance with the logic of the show you're firing into. Thus, when a researcher opened fire on an episode of Star Trek. he was never able to fatally wound Kirk; every shot either went into his shoulder or a nearby {{Redshirt}}.
* ReversePolarity: When a Foundation doctor tested SCP-674 by firing it at a TV show or movie featuring the cast of ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', Spock reversed the polarity of a phaser and shot him with it, killing him.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-679 SCP-679]] - Eyerot
* EyeScream: SCP-679 is a fungal infection that causes victims to go blind and their eyes to rot and be replaced by fungus.
* FesteringFungus: SCP-679 is a fungus that infects victims, [[EyeScream blinds them, and replaces their eyes with the fungus]]. Afterwards, threads of the fungus move around on the victim's face in random patterns.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-682 SCP-682]] - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
* AbsoluteXenophobe: Toward nearly all Earth life.
* AdaptiveAbility: This is one of SCP-682's main features, and one of the main things that makes it so, well, hard to destroy.
** Fortunately, the adaptations wear off eventually and it can always be at least ''incapacitated'' by heavy physical damage.
** Unfortunately, 682's adaptive ability is so extremely powerful it basically makes him [[NighInvulnerability Nigh-Invulnerable]]. He survives after being disintegrated into ''a small bundle of particles''.
** You know 173 right up there? They put 173 in 682's chamber and shot 682's eyes. 682 then proceeded to grow ''more'' eyes. The new eyes were armored to keep them from being shot out as well.
* AntiChrist: The [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job New Job]] article claims that 682 is the Fourth Child of the Scarlet King.
* AnimalisticAbomination: It looks like a reptile to human eyes, but is not even of this Earth.
* BerserkButton: Earth life, with rare exceptions.
* BigEater: At one point, it ate several "682 specials"[[labelnote:*]]10 kg rotten meat and sharpened bone splinters, 10 L rancid mayonnaise, 1 L potassium cyanide, and 1 kg morphine hydrochloride, combined into a solid mass, then transmuted via SCP-807[[/labelnote]] during a termination attempt and only suffered a forty-five-minute heart attack after eating the first one.
* BoastfulRap: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-682-1548 Its communication with SCP-1548.]] Which was in Morse code.
* BreakoutVillain: Right up there with SCP-173 as ''the'' SCP. He serves as the series' central antagonist.
* BreakTheBadass: [[spoiler:Not this version, but the one in the universe with the Shark Punching Center. They offered the reptile its freedom in exchange to it devoting its life to shark-punching. Naturally, it refused. Its refusal led it to being labeled SCP-682 "Very Punchable Shark", becoming the ultimate punching bag for the SCP to practice any and every method on it. They ''succeed'' in ''breaking'' it, promising that it will punch sharks, but by that point, they have deemed it too valuable to be let go.]]
* TheCatCameBack: If there's an attempt to remove 682 instead of killing it, it ''will'' come back (whether by exchanging genie — 702 — or teleporter — 507).
* CallASmeerpARabbit: It only ''looks'' like a reptile.
* ClusterFBomb: He's capable of human speech, although much of it is quite angry and profane.
* CreepyMonotone: In the audio version of its interview, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv8VlHf0iuw it speaks in a scary, almost robotic sounding voice]].
* CruelMercy: In a timeline where humanity was [[spoiler:wiped out by SCP-3519]], 682 saves SoleSurvivor O5-6 from SCP-2490, giving him a cutting piece of snark as he leaves:
--> '''SCP-682''': ''We are alike now, meat. [[KickTheDog Killing you would only end suffering.]]''
* DeathSeeker: Possibly. When 2599 was in the process of killing SCP-682, SCP-682 said "KILL ME, YOU SACK OF ORGANS, DO IT". However, it's also plausible that it was just trying to confuse her; given that 2599 is only capable of carrying out orders halfway and "kill me" took precedence over her previous order to "attack [682] until it is 200% dead", 2599 let 682 go immediately.
* DemBones: In [[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/59/90/ab59909b283d1c6b2c60177ad9d27b46.jpg one of its designs]], it has a skeletal face, protruding spine, and exposed ribcage.
* DragonsAreDemonic: It's a dragonlike monstrosity, has been referred to as "the Dragon" or "the Last Dragon" in various SCP tales, and is one of the most evil and dangerous entities in containment to the point that some accounts suggest that it may be {{Satan}}.
* EldritchAbomination:
** When brought in to terminate 682, SCP-343 — who is thought to be ''{{God}}'' — refused, remarking, "He's not one of mine. Deal with him yourself." Hoo boy. Made all the more explicit by the fact that the two can neither see nor interact with each other.
** Made explicit after several tests with other [=SCP=]s which cast doubts on whether SCP-682 is ''either'' alive or dead. One of the scientists commented that this is the point where people start getting offered as sacrifices.
** Interestingly, 682 seems to see humanity as a bunch of abominations, hence why it's always trying to destroy everything.
** [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job New Job]] claims that 682 is one of the Leviathans, seven abominations who are the children of the Scarlet King who are destined to help him destroy the multiverse. He is stated to be the Scarlet King's fourth child and apparently the ''weakest of his siblings''.
* EvilCounterpart: To [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1364 SCP-1364]]: 682 is an unidentifiable "reptile" that adapts to survive and hates everything while 1364 is an anteater that, despite being harmed by ''bright lights'', still wants a hug. 682 has even acknowledged them as counterparts.
-->"The Yin to go with my Yang. Or am I the Yin? I'll never fully understand your disgusting figures of speech. But let me save you the trouble. Killing that thing won't do anything to me."
* EvilSoundsDeep: In an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gskdy4RE6bU alternate version]] of its interview.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: SCP-682 really ''is'' a Hard-To-Destroy Reptile. Although the picture used in the article is of "The Moscow Monster", which was really just the corpse of a beluga whale.
* {{Expy}}: AdaptiveAbility, HealingFactor, [[NighInvulnerability extremely difficult to kill]], and [[OmnicidalManiac tries to kill everything around it]]? SCP-682 is basically a more reptilian version of [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Doomsday]].
* ExtremeOmnivore: It gains energy from anything it ingests, even the acid used to contain it.
* TheExtremistWasRight: In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5000 SCP-5000]]. After discovering a horrible secret regarding [[spoiler: the truth behind humanity's collective unconscious, the Foundation ends up agreeing with SCP-682 that there is something ''inherently wrong'' with humanity...and deciding that eradicating humanity is the only logical step to spare them from this fate.]]
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Any attempts to kill SCP-682 are met with failure and will always end in failure. Doing otherwise would defeat the point of SCP-682. There is in fact one proven way to definitely and permanently kill 682, and that is to use SCP-2935. Unfortunately, doing so would also kill all life on the planet Earth, and possibly in the rest of the universe as well.
* {{Flanderization}}: Many off-site fanfics about 682 were written under the impression that PowerCopying is one of 682's main abilities. It was actually used exactly ''once'' in its test log, and was more like turning an anomaly's effects on others and away from itself. 682 never "learned" it.
* FromASingleCell: SCP-2305 once spat out a hypothetical termination attempt that ended with 682 coming back from only 0.03 milliliters of its blood remaining... and then growing to the size of Saturn.
* GenericDoomsdayVillain: In a way, SCP-682 is purely a vehicle for SCP cross-test fun. Detractors of the article sees 682 as lacking any sort of personality beyond "[[HumansThroughAlienEyes they are disgusting]]", and is created purely so that people can propose SCP cross-tests to try to destroy it.
* GodzillaThreshold: "Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible." While the Foundation is usually focused on containing and studying [=SCPs=] rather than destroying them, 682 is one of the few they've determined to be so dangerous that it must be killed.
** Defied in the actual termination attempts, though. While the Foundation wants 682 destroyed, they don't want to go to exceptionally extreme lengths (like nuking it, feeding it to 169, or siccing 239 on it) because if it survives and adapts (which it most probably ''will''), humanity would be all kinds of boned.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: Good for 682, bad for everyone else. The Foundation has thrown all kinds of different things at 682. None worked and 682 regenerated all its wounds.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: They cut it in half with a high-powered laser. [[OhCrap Each half grew back into a full-size 682.]] Thankfully, once 682-B was incapacitated and 682-A was cornered, 682-A ate 682-B in an attempt to invoke HealThyself.
* HatesEveryoneEqually: It's nothing personal, ''[[PerspectiveFlip but you and your individuality are the abomination]]'' as far as The Hard To Destroy Lizard is concerned [[TheAssimilator and you must be dealt with accordingly]].
* HealingFactor: One of its most notable abilities; it can recover from any harm inflicted on it.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: In the Shark Punching Center AlternateUniverse, they discover that [[spoiler:while its AdaptiveAbility makes it near impossible to kill, it can also be manipulated via external stimulii to be turned to their own purposes. After a bit of surgery and dumping it into salt water, they managed to turn it into a shark]]. It is implied that the only thing preventing the Foundation from doing the same thing is the fact that they are so obsessed with killing it that they are overlooking better ways of containing it.
* HumansThroughAlienEyes: One possible explanation for why it always tries to kill everything except [[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-053 SCP-053]]. It's not evil, it's just that everything alive in our world except SCP-053 is so horribly, gut-wrenchingly ''disgusting'' and ''wrong'' that SCP-682 can't help reacting by trying to make us all ''stop existing'' ASAP. [[spoiler:It also didn't try to kill Dr. Clef, most likely because Clef's "face cycling" ability made 682 perceive him as something else.]]
-->'''"[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-561991/the-leak The Leak]]":''' "[[spoiler:Whatever Clef had done that causes his head to be unrecordable seems to bugger up more than just cameras. 682 was unsure as to what in the fuck was going on.]] 682 isn't inherently a violent organism, as we understand the term. When not faced with unreal terror, 682 is actually somewhat cautious and shy, like many big predators. [[spoiler:If Clef had stayed inside, 682 would have probably adapted past the “face cycling” thing, and butcher[ed] him.]] As it was, the big gecko was waiting to see what would happen."
* InbredAndEvil: According to some Foundation lore, it is the child of the Scarlet King and his fourth daughter, A’zieb, the Fourth Scarlet Bride.
* InfernalRetaliation: The Foundation once attempted to [[HurlItIntoTheSun launch SCP-682 into the sun]] with a very large cannon. It came back on fire. It also had wings that [[FeatherFlechettes launched razor-sharp feathers]]. Of course, this was only mentioned in the joke [=SCP=] entry for said [[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-1543-j very large cannon]], so it's not canon by virtue of the 1543-J not existing within SCP canon (nebulous and ill-defined as it is). [[{{Pun}} Just cannon.]]
* IronButtMonkey: The attempts made by the Foundation to kill 682 are almost too numerous to list. However, 682's ability to adapt and recover mean that it's not fazed by any of them, and often retaliates in kind.
* ItCanThink: It's the single aspect of the Hard to Destroy Reptile that the Foundation hates and fears most. 682 is very, ''very'' intelligent and ''wants'' to destroy us all. It didn't take long for O5 personnel to catch on, and issue orders to have this monster not studied, ''but terminated'' as soon as possible.
* JokerImmunity: Pretty much the entire point of 682's existence. The Foundation, whose policy is usually "'Secure, Contain, Protect,' not 'Destroy, Destroy, Destroy'," has attempted to destroy the lizard too many times to count, but its abilities mean that they're always doomed to fail.
* TheJuggernaut: SCP-682 is unstoppable. It has breached containment six times and resulted in the deaths of dozens of Foundation personnel, and that's ''without'' counting all the times it breached containment after failed termination attempts.
* JustEatHim: Its preferred method of disposing with us, since dead humans are just as offensive to it as the living.
* KillerRabbit: There was an attempt to retcon it into a harmless regular cat through RealityWarping. It didn't prove to be any less dangerous.
* LaserGuidedKarma: The fate of SCP-682 in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/roget-s-proposal Roget's Proposal]]. It is imprisoned within SCP-296 which, in this incarnation, is composed of every staff member and Task Force agent murdered by the beast.
* MortalityGreyArea: As an EldritchAbomination who has survived things [[BeyondTheImpossible outright impossible to do so]], the Foundation suspects that 682 can't really be considered a living being.
* MultipleChoicePast: 682 has a mind-boggling number of possible origins. It might be the Serpent from the Garden of Eden, the "bastard child of Apep", the child of the Scarlet King and his fourth bride, or have come from all sorts of other things.
* NeverSmileAtACrocodile: Most of its designs depict it similar to a giant lizard or a crocodilian.
* NighInvulnerability: This is its main trait, due to its AdaptiveAbility and HealingFactor. Even to the most consistently fatal [=SCPs=], SCP-682 can take them on and survive, ''especially'' after the 1st contact.
* NonMaliciousMonster: In a strange way, 682 is shy and somewhat nervous of anything new it encounters. Unless that something new [[BerserkButton should be a human being.]]
* NotZilla: What the Foundation is desperate to prevent, hence why it's constantly stuck in an acid bath that damages it as much as it regenerates and grows from continued exposure.
* NukeEm:
** One of the proposed ways to end it was by using a 60 MT thermonuclear bomb. Ultimately decided against, because
--->'''O5-█:''' Yes, it's a goddamn nuke, but if 682 survives and adapts we'd be boned beyond belief.
** This scenario plays out in one of the MultipleEndings for ''VideoGame/SCPContainmentBreach''. [[spoiler:It barely slows him down.]]
* ObliviouslyEvil: While he ''is'' a grouch and a bit of a jerk, the way he talks implies that he thinks he's doing the world a favor by killing all those "disgusting humans".
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: During its fifth containment breach, the SoleSurvivor who captured it is Personnel D-221. Yes, ''[[RedShirt a D-class]]''. And no, there's no detail how he did it.
* OmnicidalManiac: SCP-682 wants to destroy every living thing on the planet except for SCP-053, which is close enough. [[spoiler:Dr. Clef also doesn't seem to trigger its murder-death-kill reflex, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-561991/the-leak most likely because of whatever Clef did to make his face unrecordable]].]]
* PetTheDog: SCP-053 is so far the only living thing that 682 didn't immediately try to kill — in fact, 053 '''played''' with it. Did we mention that this is the opposite of what usually happens, given that 053's main power seems to be to make people inexplicably and violently hate her? Went into PapaWolf and EvenEvilHasLovedOnes territory when 682 attacked the personnel sent to retrieve 053, presumably believing they'd harm 053. Then again, it may have just been doing what it usually does, mauling anything in sight.
* RealityWarper: Sort of; it's not so much that 682 can ''warp'' reality, but more like [[EldritchAbomination the laws of reality just don't apply to it]].
* ReptilesAreAbhorrent: While it's not any real animal, it vaguely resembles a reptilian, and is referred to as "hard-to-destroy-reptile".
* {{Satan}}: The termination report putting 682 against Dr. Clef's Proposal for SCP-001 has 682 implying that he is the serpent that made Adam and Eve eat the forbidden fruit.
* SophisticatedAsHell: It calls SCP-999 a "feculent little snot wad" and invites it to "[DATA EXPUNGED] and die", and generally gets pretty vicious verbally if it's restrained physically.
* TrappedInAnotherWorld: It's implied to not be from our reality as [[EldritchAbomination our laws of reality don't seem to fully apply to it]], and it can't be detected by [[GodIsGood SCP-343]].
* TheUndead: Heavily implied to not be biologically "living" in the traditional sense and possibly one of these.
* UnstoppableRage:
** It's not as popular as its other traits, but SCP-682 has episodes that are hard to describe as anything else, where it seems to lose control and become even more aggressive and even harder to incapacitate than usual.
** After being exposed to SCP-999, it went into an ''utterly insane state'', unleashing a wave that caused everyone in range to enter crippling fits of laughter and proceeded to go on a rampage, all the while ''[[LaughingMad laughing maniacally]]''.
* ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption: It can't be safely contained, so the Foundation deems its destruction necessary.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes:
** SCP-173 is one of very few things that SCP-682 is completely terrified of.
** There's also [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-524 SCP-524]], the omnivorous (as in will [[ExtremeOmnivore eat everything]], including ''[[{{Autocannibalism}} itself]]'') rabbit. When put together, 524 started chewing on 682's leg, and chased 682 around the testing chamber for two minutes before 682 ran four meters up the wall and out of 524's reach.
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: It seems to find humans so ''wrong'' it can't help but kill them. That they are trapping, torturing, and trying to kill it isn't helping.
* TheWorfEffect:
** They found its dead body in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935 SCP-2935]], because absolutely ''EVERYTHING'' is dead on that side of the portal.
** Played for laughs in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j SCP-666½-J]]. The diarrhea it causes drove 682 to suicide: it threw its arms in the air, yelled "Yog Sothoth take me now!" and died.
* WouldHurtAChild:
** Except for SCP-053.
** Another notable example is found in the Attempted Termination Logs, in which one researcher got the bright idea to start tossing ''completely normal children'' to 682, apparently out of some misplaced hope of recreating the incident with 053. Said researcher was [[EvenEvilHasStandards quickly determined to be a sadistic asshole]] and thus was [[KarmicDeath promptly tossed to 682 himself]].
* YouAreWhoYouEat: Not only are its adaptive capabilities incredible, but it has the ability to absorb whoever it devours.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-692 SCP-692]] - Revives the Colours
* KillItWithFire: When clothing is animated by exposure to SCP-692, security personnel are armed with flamethrowers so they can incinerate it if it goes out of control.
* LogicalWeakness: Clothing animated by SCP-692 is resistant to most forms of physical injury (such as blows, bullets and so on) because, like normal clothing, it isn't alive. However, like normal clothing it is vulnerable to fire.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-695 SCP-695]] - Eels
* BizarreAlienReproduction: Juvenile SCP-695 perform a OrificeInvasion on a male human, grow to adult size, and lay eggs. They then force the host to rape a female human and infect her with the eggs. The eggs will grow into juveniles, which will leave the female's body through either an OrificeEvacuation or performing a ChestBurster out of her abdomen.
* ChestBurster: After SCP-695 eggs have grown to juvenile size inside a female human host, they may escape by erupting through the wall of her abdomen.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-695 reproduce by entering a male human and laying eggs, then forcing the male to rape a woman and infect her with the eggs.
* OrificeEvacuation: After SCP-695 eggs have grown to juvenile size inside a female human host, they may escape by exiting through her vagina, anus, or mouth.
* OrificeInvasion: SCP-695's life cycle starts when its juvenile form enters a human male through his mouth, nose, anus, and urethra.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-687 SCP-687]] - NOIR
* RealEventFictionalCause: It apparently caused the Cleveland Torso Murders.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-699 SCP-699]] - Mystery Box
* ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument: A rare example of the accidental version of this trope. A report was attached to SCP-699 when it arrived at the Foundation. Parts of the report were too damaged to be read and were replaced with [report damaged].
* {{Telepathy}}: The Foundation has concluded that the contents of SCP-699 are telepathic because it can influence the minds of observers and have them see the contents of the box differently. Some see the contents as YourHeartsDesire, some see it as something dangerous, and two Doctors can see nothing at all in it.
* YourHeartsDesire: 90% of people who look at SCP-699 see that it holds "something they want to possess or to release...", such as '''... precious metals, artwork, family members, pets, religious figures, and apparently useful technology...".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=700-799=]]]
!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-701 SCP-701]] - The Hanged King's Tragedy
* BrownNote: An unusual version in the form of a 17th-century play script that can sporadically cause a HatePlague to the performers and audience.
* CurtainCall: Involves the performers killing themselves and the Hanged King taking center stage, spreading his madness to the audience.
* DrivenToSuicide: Usually the outcome of the infected performance, with the remaining actors (who haven't already been murdered) killing themselves. In the last recorded incident, they hanged themselves from the rafters.
* {{Expy}}: Of ''Literature/TheKingInYellow'', being a fictional tragedy play that causes madness and keeps popping up even though people try to not read it. The RealAfterAll Alagadda is also very similar to the actual domain of Hastur in the Cthulhu Mythos, which was inspired by ''Literature/TheKingInYellow'', with the "Hanged King" of the play possibly being a stand-in for Hastur's avatar, The King in Yellow.
* HatePlague: Performing the play ultimately leads to this, causing the actors to become violent, murdering each other, and committing suicide. This then spreads to the audience when the play ends, who then start attacking each other regardless of their prior relationship. Survivors can snap out of it 24 hours later, either with no memory of events or rendered utterly catatonic by what happened.
* HumanSacrifice: What the actors do in the final act, murdering one of their own (who plays a king who is hung), then slashing the throat of another, before hanging themselves.
* HumanoidAbomination: The Hanged King himself is covered completely in bandages and wears what looks like a sack on his head, indicating he may have been hanged. He materializes during a performance, often remaining as a MeaningfulBackgroundEvent until properly incorporated into the play's events, influencing the performers to commit violent acts and then kill themselves. The Hanged King also "wears" high heels, just like the "Ambassador" of the real Alagadda, from SCP-2264, who is also a HumanoidAbomination.
* OurActsAreDifferent: The play has the more classic five act structure, but also incorporates unnoticed ad-libbing, incorporating the Hanged King into the performance, violence, then mass suicide/murder.
* RealAfterAll: Alagadda is assumed to be a fictional nation by people analyzing the play... but it's real. It's in SCP-2264, and the Ambassador is real as well, as is the king.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies: One scene in the actual play involves a duke getting killed and his corpse being used as meat in a stew.
* TheVirus: Described as a self-evolving memetic virus that is somehow transmitted through the play. A potential hypothesis behind the cause is expunged.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-706 SCP-706]] - Perfect Porcelain Doll
* AbusiveParents: Her father beat her when he was drunk and she thinks her mother loved her doll collection more than her.
* AmbiguousSituation: In the audio recording taken from her home, SCP-706's father screams at her mother not being able to give him a son; the mother cries, "Well, what more do you want? You know I can't have—" which could be interpreted as her not being able to conceive a son, or not being able to have any more children, period.
* LivingToys: She's a girl that somehow became a sentient porcelain doll.
* MadeOfPlasticine: The outer layer of her skin, made of porcelain, is extremely fragile; even things like moving too much can break or crack it. She can regenerate it by eating materials like kaolin and ceramic glaze.
* PinocchioSyndrome: Inverted -- SCP-706 was formerly a human girl who became a porcelain doll because her mother loved her dolls more than her, and she thought that if she was beautiful and perfect like the dolls, [[TearJerker her mother would love her too.]]
* VanityIsFeminine: She is obsessive about maintaining her appearance to the point where she becomes distressed when denied the ability to do so.
* WantedASonInstead: Her father was furious at her mother because he wanted a son instead of a daughter.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-708 SCP-708]] - The Big Orange Forklift
* ArtifactDomination: Anyone who sits in SCP-708 and starts it up is subject to its mental effects. If the person has no violent inclinations, then they will be obsessed with using SCP-708 to lift other objects. If they have violent tendencies, they will use SCP-708 as a weapon against anyone or anything they can see.
* EmotionControl: When someone looks at SCP-708 for more than 20 seconds, they become extremely enthusiastic about it and want to operate it. Anyone restrained from operating it will engage in emotional outbursts like a young child. Anyone who has been looking at SCP-708 or has operated it before feels jealousy at seeing anyone else operating it.
* EmotionEater: Some Foundation scientists believe that SCP-708 feeds on its driver's enthusiasm.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-712 SCP-712]] - The Impossible Colors
* DeadMansSwitch: The apparatus has a fail secure system installed in it. If the researcher viewing the FictionalColour is incapacitated and releases pressure on a thumb switch, their view of the color will be blocked by a light-absorbing panel.
* FictionalColour: SCP-712-a and SCP-712-b are two impossible colors outside the visible spectrum created by a complicated piece of apparatus. Viewing them can cause migraines and/or grand mal seizures.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-714 SCP-714]] - The Jaded Ring
* OneCurseLimit: Wearers of SCP-714 are protected from other forms of mental manipulation.
* PhlebotinumInducedStupidity: Anyone wearing it experiences reduced mental capacity, among other symptoms.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-715 SCP-715]] - My Face That I May Be
* {{Doppelganger}}: SCP-715 is a photo booth that, after taking photos, spawns doppelgangers of the people in a pit under the mall it was found in. These doppelgangers are designated SCP-715-A and look like the originals, but have [[FacialHorror very deformed facial features]]. Except [[spoiler:this isn't the case. The SCP-715-A instances are actually the humans teleported into the pit, and the "humans" that walk out of the booth are the spawned SCP-715-B doppelganger instances]].
* FacialHorror: After a photo is taken, an instance of 715-A spawns in a pit and attempts to climb out. These instances have major facial abnormalities, extensive lacerations, large growths, or the absence of facial features at all. [[spoiler:The truth is different -- 715-A are the actual humans, with a perception filter that affects their otherwise-normal faces. The 715-B doppelgangers on the other hand sport the actual facial horror, but have a filter that makes their faces look normal]].
* HumanoidAbomination: The SCP-715-A instances that appear in the pit after a photo is taken appear to be humans, but with horrifyingly-deformed faces. [[spoiler:It's actually the normal-looking 715-B instances that are the real abominations]].
* TheReveal: It turns out that [[spoiler:the SCP-715-A instances escaping the pit are the ''normal humans'', but with a perception filter that makes their normal faces look horrifying. The SCP-715-B instances who leave the photo booth are the doppelgangers, in turn with a perception filter that makes their horrifying faces look normal]]. As such, the Foundation had been [[spoiler:killing the wrong ones before this realization]].

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-716 SCP-716]] - The Train
* BiggerOnTheInside: From the outside SCP-716 appears to have a variable number of cars (from 8 to 20) at any given time. Upon being entered, it appears to have an unlimited number of cars.
* {{Sleepwalking}}: Anyone who enters REM sleep within 100 meters of a contained SCP-716 will sleepwalk in its direction and enter it.
* WeatherManipulation: SCP-716 gives off an unknown form of radiation that can (among other effects) alter the nature and severity of local weather patterns.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-719 SCP-719]] - Light-Bringer
* ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument: Another accidental version. A note found during the recovery of the item was partially burned. The remaining sections indicate that SCP-719 is a doorway for an extradimensional being to enter our reality.
* LightIsNotGood: Said best by the entity itself:
-->''You will know the light and pray for darkness''
* LouisCypher: The otherdimensional being using SCP-719 to communicate with humans has a cult that worships him. In their writings, the being is referred to as "The Light-Bringer" (c.f. Lucifer, "light bringing") and "The Morning Star".
* ContinuityNod: According to a few clues in the entry, the Light-Bringer is He-Who-Made-Light, brother of He-Who-Made-Dark.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-723 SCP-723]] - Aging Staircase
* BiggerOnTheInside: An examination of the exterior of the tower in which SCP-723 is located indicates that SCP-723 extends further up than the exterior architecture should allow.
* MindManipulation: Once a person crosses the 4th/5th step, they are compelled to continue climbing up the staircase until they die.
* RapidAging: SCP-723 is a spiral stone staircase. When a person climbs it, after the fourth or fifth step, they start aging rapidly, with additional aging occurring for each additional step taken.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-726 SCP-726]] - Reconstructive Maggots
* BestialityIsDepraved: Implied in the discovery report:
-->On August 16th, 19██ a Mrs. Faber of Beckley, West Virginia, was discovered nude in a dumpster behind a local ██████ ████, engaging in [REDACTED] with a large male [REDACTED] and subsequently hospitalized for acute dementia.
* CameBackWrong: The organisms reconstituted by the maggots exhibit blowfly behavior, whether the original tissue sample was taken from a living organism or one that had been dead for thousands of years.
* CloneDegeneration: Several tests conducted using a Norwegian rat involve using the maggots to create it again and again, and each time the reconstructed rat develops defects, until eventually a mass of undifferentiated cells, which acts much like a slug, is created.
* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: Reconstituted organisms will try to mate without regard to their original species, and the female produces SCP-726 eggs if this is successful.
* MysteryMeat: A can of "potted meat food product" was tested with the maggots, which resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED].
* PetMonstrosity: The large, slug-like mass of cells mentioned above was kept as a pet by a research and named [[Film/TheFly1986 "Brundle".]]
* SanitySlippage: If someone has their wound healed by SCP-726 or eats products created from its reconstituted organisms, their behavior will degenerate over several hours until they act like reconstituted organisms.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-728 SCP-728]] - The Forever Room
* RapidAging: Can occur due to the temporal distortion effects on the inside of SCP-728. During one test, only one hour passed on the outside of SCP-728, but when SCP-728 was opened again, the person who had been inside SCP-728 had aged to death.
* YearInsideHourOutside:
** During one test, a subject inside SCP-728 experienced two hours of elapsed time while only five minutes passed outside.
** In another test, hundreds of years passed inside SCP-728 while only one hour passed outside of it.
** In a third test, several years passed inside the container while one hour occurred outside it.
* YearOutsideHourInside:
** During one test, an hour passed on the outside of SCP-728 while only 1 minute thirty seconds elapsed inside it.
** In another test, 66 hours passed outside the container while no time at all passed inside it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-734 SCP-734]] - The Baby
* BodyHorror: The effects of touching him, which were initially mistaken for an unknown form of flesh-eating bacteria.
* CreepyChild: Averted. Aside from his anomalous effect, he shows no mental or genetic abnormalities from a regular baby.
* DeathByChildbirth: His mother died, presumably from his effect. No one's sure how she was able to carry him to term.
* MakeThemRot: Human tissue that makes contact with any of his cells, including his mucus, will gradually decay.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-735 SCP-735]] - The Insult Box
* BerserkButton: It presses and exploits your berserk buttons to no end.
* DeathSeeker: One theory behind its behavior.
* EverybodyKnewAlready: It ''knows'' all of your deepest, darkest secrets and will taunt you with them.
* {{Jerkass}}: It's in its name.
* TheOmniscient: An omniscient box, nonetheless.
* SirSwearsALot: Let's just say there are lots of [expletive]s in its dialogue. And in that of those it talks to.
* StrikeMeDownWithAllOfYourHatred: One interpretation of its behavior is that its trying to kill itself, but obviously [[ICanNotSelfTerminate needs someone else to deliver the killing blow]].
* {{Troll}}/TheGadfly: "The device apparently has one goal, and that is to incite the person in question to rage, as quickly as possible."
* VolleyingInsults: What a conversation with it ends up as.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-738 SCP-738]] - The Devil's Deal
* AFormYouAreComfortableWith: The entity takes a different form for each person who interacts with it, although it is only visible to the person making the deal. Some of the forms it's taken include a man in a red and gold business suit, a beautiful and seductive woman, a law school professor, a large pink rabbit, and a large snake.
* AffablyEvil: As mentioned below, after the incident with the lawyer, the entity left a letter thanking the Foundation for the fun it had. And [[EvenEvilHasStandards even it was a little depressed]] by the deal it made with one mentally disabled D-class (trading the D-class's cherished toy for a Sloppy Joe).
* AmbiguousSyntax: The entity likes to exploit this, so the Foundation set a contract lawyer on him. The lawyer dropped from exhaustion 41 hours in and the entity had a blast.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: The entity connected to SCP-738 grants wishes as part of a bargain, but it'll only give [[ExactWords exactly what it's agreed to and no more]]. For example, one subject who asked for "freedom" disappeared from custody, but was captured again a few hours later.
* DealWithTheDevil: Anyone who interacts with SCP-738 can make a request. The entity connected to SCP-738 will set a price to be paid by the subject, usually involving emotional or physical pain proportional to the value of the request. If the subject agrees, they get their request and the entity extracts the price.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: It will joyously ruin the lives of almost anyone who makes a deal with it, but the entity apparently felt bad when it took a stuffed toy named Mopsy from a mentally disabled D-class in exchange for a Sloppy Joe… not that this stopped it from showing him papers with text insulting the D-class that he couldn't read.
* EvilLawyerJoke: They sat a member of their legal team down in the chair. 41 hours and 900 pages of writing later (not counting schedules and exhibits), the Foundation lawyer had passed out from exhaustion before a deal could be finished, and 738 told them it was "the most fun he'd had in years."
* ExactWords: It stated that the entity will fulfill any agreed-upon wish or request to the letter, but no further. Trying to avert this is why the contract negotiations with the lawyer took so long. Apparently they were trying to agree on a definition of 'shall' when his stamina gave out.
* MagicallyBindingContract: A mentally disabled D-class exchanged his beloved toy, Mopsy, for a Sloppy Joe. [[PetTheDog An identical replacement toy was given to him]], but it disappeared the moment he named it "Mopsy."
* IntangiblePrice: Payment may include things such as the death of a best friend or memories of your mother.
* WorthyOpponent: The entity seems to have found one in the senior counsel of the Foundation's legal team. He passed out from sheer exhaustion and ended the session before any deal was completed after ''41 straight hours of negotiation'', but the entity seemed to enjoy the challenge.
-->"Please come back any time. I haven't had so much fun in years."
%%* YankTheDogsChain: See MagicallyBindingContract above.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-742 SCP-742]] - Retrovirus
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: SCP-742 is a retrovirus that transforms humans into vampire-like creatures that paralyze their victims with a paralyzing bite and drain bone marrow instead of blood.
* VampiricDraining: People infected with SCP-742 will drain the bone marrow from other humans. The stem cells in the marrow allow them to cease aging, and stem cells taken from fetuses allow them to create a SCP-742 filled fluid that they can inject into other humans in order to infect them.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-743 SCP-743]] - A Chocolate Fountain
* MundaneUtility: The Foundation uses it as a means of terminating D-class personnel.
* NighInvulnerability: The Foundation has noted that while it is not invulnerable, it has a high resistance to damage and uses its creatures to defend itself.
* ToServeMan: It seems to prefer consuming live humans.
* ZergRush: The creatures that emerge from it are individually weak, but they swarm in massive numbers to harvest organic material.

!![[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-745 SCP-745]] - The Headlights
* BioluminescenceIsCool: All specimens of SCP-745 have bio-luminescent organs in their bloated heads. They can display different colours with it, and use it along with their dark bodies while moving in pairs to appear like headlights of a car.
* EndangeredSpecies: They once established a wide territory around the southwestern United States, but thanks to Foundation forces thinning their numbers since the 1960s, they've been reduced to inhabiting a secured patch of land in New Mexico. It's also mentioned that no nests, lairs, or young of SCP-745 have been found.
* LightIsNotGood: Their heads produce bright light, and they use it to hunt down humans.
* MyBrainIsBig: Their heads are described to have a bloated sack of clear skin that houses their brain and their light-emitting organs.
* NoBodyLeftBehind: Victims of their attacks leave no remains behind aside for scraps of their clothes.
* SiliconBasedLife: Possibly. Their genetic structure is noted to be non-carbon based.
* SuperSpeed: They're capable of running up to 180km/h, allowing them to chase down cars.
* ToServeMan: Their primary diet seems to be the humans they hunt, and will not eat while in captivity.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-746 SCP-746]] - Pseudo-Avian
* CulturedBadass: He seems to play instruments as he was given some for entertainment.
* FeatheredFiend: He has feathers, although he's not actually a bird, and he's rather violent.
* {{Flight}}: The articles' image of him sitting on a high tree branch seems to indicate this.
* GagNose: His nose is ''28 cm'' long, which makes him look rather odd.
* GrumpyOldMan: Not the nicest senior around.
* IKnowKarate: See above.
* Really700YearsOld: He claims to be exactly that.
* SinisterSchnoz: His nose is ''28 cm'' long and he's quite dangerous.
* {{Tengu}}: His description all but explicitly states he is one.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-747 SCP-747]] - Children and Dolls
* AndIMustScream: The people they turn into dolls are still alive afterward.
* CreepyChild: Six of them.
* CreepyDoll: They turn people into this.
* DeathByChildbirth: SCP-747-07 was discovered with a crayon drawn short story of a mother and son reuniting in the afterlife. His own mother apparently died giving birth to him before he died at age nine
* JacobMarleyApparel: They are all wearing and/or holding something from when they were alive.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: They have a lot of classic aspects of ghosts; they died and came back to life, they can walk through solid surfaces, they appear to have some memories of their past lives, and do not seem to be fully aware of their surroundings. However, they are also "semi-corporeal" and have the anomalous effects mentioned above.
* SecurityBlanket: Their "dolls". Also:
--> The commonality of the children, according to research, is that they all owned a doll precious to them at their time of death.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-748 SCP-748]] - Industrial Dissolution
* BalefulPolymorph: One of the products created by SCP-748 is cigarettes. When they're lit, anyone inhaling their vapor is turned into a basking shark over a period of 30 minutes.
* BrainInAJar: The SCP-748 facility is controlled by the brain of its creator, which is stored in a vat. Nearby are 200 lobotomized human brains contained in glass cylinders filled with a green liquid. They act as auxiliary memory for the controlling brain.
* EldritchLocation: SCP-748 became this after its ongoing containment breach, being in a constantly shifting metamorphic state that is impossible to explore and has led to many deaths.
* FromBadToWorse: When the Foundation initally came across it they believed it to have long since ceased function. They soon learn that this is hardly the case and because of this the object class gets upgraded to Keter.
* HalfHumanHybrid: One of SCP-748's products is the meat of a creature that is a hybrid species of human, squid and pig.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-751 SCP-751]] - Organ Eater
* ChestBurster: After eating its victim's internal organs and increasing in size, SCP-751 swells up and causes the victim's skin to stretch and burst, releasing it from the body.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-751 infiltrates the victim's torso, eats their stomach, and takes its place. It then eats and replaces other organs (intestines, liver, kidneys, and lungs). Finally, it increases in size and [[ChestBurster bursts out of the victim's body]], afterwards dividing into 10-20 offspring.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-752 SCP-752]] - Altruistic Utopia
* ArtificialHuman: The "Eudaimoniacs" were built by Alpha to be what they are.
* FantasticCasteSystem: The strongest and least intelligent 752-1 are born for construction and little else. They willingly work themselves to death for the good of the whole. Notably, analysis finds their social structure is more like that of [[HiveCasteSystem bees or ants than any mammal]].
* GeneticEngineeringIsTheNewNuke: The Alpha scientists that engineered them made them like humans in many ways, but the ways in which they are different make them repulsive to basic human morality.
* GoneHorriblyWrong: SCP-752 was built to be a new utopia. While the society is advanced by technological standards, that progress came at the cost of their humanity.
* GoodFeelsGood: Horribly deconstructed. SCP 752-1 was built to rationally and willingly be unselfish and devoted to the needs of others over their own private good… which just means that the monstrous things their society does to itself are all perpetrated upon fully-willing people.
* HumansAreBastards: While not purely human, the only reason they advanced so quickly is due to neglecting basic morality.
* ImAHumanitarian: Corpses are devoured to save resources.
* MeaningfulName: "Eudaimonia" is a Greek term that roughly means "human flourishing," described in Plato's Virtue Theory of philosophy. The Eudaimoniacs work for the greater good of their society. Of course, the concept is horribly deconstructed.
* TheNeedsOfTheMany: The foundation of their society, and taken to horrific extremes. SCP-752-1 was supposed to reach over 150 years of age naturally, but they willingly work themselves to death in the service of Eudaimonia so hard they're lucky to hit 45.
* NothingIsScarier: Whatever they do in the "nurseries" to rapidly expand their population is horrible enough that Alpha knew the other three science collectives would try to stop the experiment if they ever found out... and is perpetrated upon fully-willing participants.
* SealedEvilInACan: Once Gamma got butchered trying to stop the experiment, and Alpha-3 poisoned most of Beta, Delta and the survivors of the other two collectives joined forces to drive off or kill all of Alpha. They knew they couldn't stop the experiment anymore, so they just sealed the place up as best as they could and hoped that Gamma's shield would be enough to keep them unaware of the outside world forever. And, indeed, the Foundation predicts that their release would result in a [[TakeOverTheWorld SK-class dominance shift]], and strictly maintains the quarantine.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-757 SCP-757]] - The Fruit Tree
* BodyHorror: When one of the fruits from the SCP is eaten, a new organ forms inside the eater's abdomen, and a fruit forms inside said organ over the course of a week. This has been reported to be painful, and causes tissue damage with larger fruits.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-759 SCP-759]] - Sourdough Starter
* EmotionBomb: Anyone who eats a product made from a sample of the sourdough gains the emotional state of the individuals that tend it, bake it, and feed it.
* FanNickname: In-universe; a batch of muffins made from a sample kept in SCP-682's containment chamber was nicknamed "grumpy muffins".
* NoodleIncident: It's not revealed what happened when six blueberry muffins that were made from a sample raised and fed under the bed of a newly married agent were eaten.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-761 SCP-761]] - Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline
* NoOSHACompliance: The creator of the trampoline wanted to avert this. Unfortunately, the whole deal about kids being materialized [[TeleporterAccident into solid material]] was ignored. The creator himself noticed before it was too late (on the first death, to be exact), but his coworkers simply didn't care. They decided to sell it anyways, knowing that it would continue to kill children:
--> they did it wrong. I warned them this would happen. Do they listen to me? No, they go out and sell them anyways. They aren't safe anymore, we know this. All it was supposed to do was take kids off if they were too big or got unruly. But they all go under. It's killing them and nobody is stopping
* TeleFrag: When someone jumps on the trampoline, they are subjected to TeleportationMisfire and end up in a random location within 15 meters. If there is already a solid object where they arrive, they suffer a TeleporterAccident and become merged with the object. Depending on how much of their body is merged with the object, they can be injured or killed.
* TeleportationMisfire: When someone jumps on the trampoline, they end up in a random location within 15 meters. If there is already a solid object where they arrive, they suffer a TeleporterAccident and become merged with the object. Depending on how much of their body is merged with the object, they can suffer a TeleFrag.
* TeleporterAccident: When someone jumps on the trampoline, they are subjected to TeleportationMisfire and end up in a random location within 15 meters. If there is already a solid object where they arrive, they become merged with the object. Depending on how much of their body is merged with the object, they can suffer a TeleFrag.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-762 SCP-762]] - Immortal Iron Maiden
* AndIMustScream: Anyone that is placed inside the iron maiden is placed in a state of suspended animation until they are released from it. However, they remain conscious, and the experience of being inside it is described as being very painful.
* HealingFactor: When the person originally inside it was removed, the injuries caused by the maiden's spikes healed instantly.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: The Foundation speculates that the original subject was trapped in the maiden for centuries, due to it dating back to the 15th century.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-763 SCP-763]] - Human Beowulf Cluster
* BlobMonster: SCP-763 is a mass of human tissue that spreads over about 300 square meters and weighs more than four metric tons. It is made up of muscular tissue, blood vessels, blood and multiple examples of human organs. The most notable features are a cluster of brains, and a half-absorbed body previously belonging to the local veal factory's former owner.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-764 SCP-764]] - The Obscene Show
* ArtifactDomination: When anyone looks at SCP-764-1 and SCP-764-2 (Punch and Judy {{Hand Puppet}}s) with no barrier between them, they are compelled to don the {{Hand Puppet}}s and put on a show. Everyone else nearby is forced to act like an audience member.
* HandPuppet: SCP-764-1 and SCP-764-2 are Punch and Judy puppets that can use ArtifactDomination on anyone who looks at them.
* PuppetShows: SCP-764-1 and SCP-764-2 (Punch and Judy {{Hand Puppet}}s) make anyone who looks at them put them on and put on a show.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-769 SCP-769]] - Ancient Encyclopedia
* DiscardAndDraw: When a person drinks from the cup, they have new information written into their brain, but they lose memories they already have.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-772 SCP-772]] - Giant Parasitoid Wasps
* BigCreepyCrawlies: They're giant wasps that are ''60 centimeters long'' as adults.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-772 implants 5-20 eggs into large mammals (such as human beings) using a barbed ovipositor up to 70 centimeters long. The eggs hatch 4-12 days later and the larvae start eating their way through the body.
* ImmuneToBullets: The ApocalypticLog of the scientist that discovered them and the Foundation's report say that SCP-772 is not harmed by bullets.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777 SCP-777]] - Kingdom of Sand
* HiveMind: The article notes that the sand animals behave as such; they don't attack each other, but work together to kill any intruders.
* SiliconBasedLife: Of a sort; when water is added to sand within the SCP's area, the sand will animate and take the shape of an animal proportional to the amount of sand moisturized.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-794 SCP-794]] - Desert Shipwreck
* BlobMonster: SCP-794-02 is a living mass of nervous tissue, which grows whenever someone dies near it, presumably by integrating their nervous systems, as said victims' nervous systems are missing.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: SCP-794-01 is a shipwreck in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
* InstantDeathRadius: Anyone who enters the ship's cargo hold (which contains SCP-794-02) dies immediately.
* {{Telepathy}}: Anyone within 1400 meters of the shipwreck is compelled to enter it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-795 SCP-795]] - Reality-Bending Cat
* AnimalJingoism: He hates dogs to the point where he had all the dogs at the animal shelter he was found at ''euthanized'' and turns humans he considers friends into cats.
* BalefulPolymorph: He turns creatures into prey animals if he thinks they're dangerous or enemies; luckily, it wears off an hour after leaving his presence.
* CatsAreMean: Played with. He's only mean to people he considers unfriendly or dangerous; he'll play with people he does like (after turning them into cats).
** Although it's played completely straight if you happen to be a dog.
* CatsAreSuperior: It's implied that he seems to think so.
* ContagiousPowers: Any other cats in his presence also gain his powers, though it wears off 3 hours after being separated from him. Whether this is at will or automatic is up for debate.
* RealityWarper: Albeit a very small-scale one, having only a 30 meter range of effect.
* SuperEmpowering: When other cats are nearby, SCP-795 gives them its own powers. The powers last for up to 3 hours after they leave his presence.
* {{Telepathy}}: He can send telepathic suggestions to people around him, usually for things like more/better food or being let out.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-799 SCP-799]] - Carnivorous Blanket
* FesteringFungus: The Foundation speculates that the SCP is of fungal origin.
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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-802 SCP-802]] - Musical Tank
* TheAllegedCar: 802 is missing its turret, is run through with rust, and bears several battle scars.
* ItCanThink: The file notes that the Foundation isn't sure whether or not 802 is actually sapient. While it does patrol the village and responds to threats, no one knows if this is from "instinct" or because it recognizes trespassers.
* MyGreatestFailure: Implied; the tank patrols the ruins of a long-abandoned French village lost during WWII.
* TankGoodness: Beaten up and lacking a lot of what made it dangerous, but still a fearsome weapon of war.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-804 SCP-804]] - World Without Man
* CryoPrison: SCP-804 remains at its original location in Alaska, where the cold, frozen environment stops it from rotating and prevents its destructive effect. It is guarded at all times to ensure that no one attempts to activate it.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: The globe's effect is to destroy everything man-made in the area. However, the globe itself is also man-made, so it damages itself every time it rotates. When it was activated, it also wiped out the artists' collective that created it, as well as all of their work.
* MadArtist: SCP-804 was created by an artists' group that intended to use it to scrub all traces of humanity from the Earth and return it to a pristine, pastoral state.
* MisanthropeSupreme: Its creators attempted to use it to KillAllHumans.
* NotBrainwashed: When the globe was discovered, being rotated by a large crowd of people who continued to operate it even as it destroyed them, it was believed that the object had memetic properties compelling them to turn it. They were found to be turning the globe of their own free will, and had every intention of wiping all human life off the planet.
* WorldWreckingWave: When the globe is turned, it causes all man-made objects in the immediate area to completely disintegrate, with the affected area becoming larger the longer the globe continues to rotate.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-805 SCP-805]] - Poison Wood Foal
* AndIMustScream: It is theorized that the victims are still alive after being converted to wood, due to them creaking and groaning as if attempting to move.
* BloodyHorror: While the victims are being converted to wood, their blood is forced out of their various orifices, such as their {{eye|Scream}}s and fingernails.
* BodyHorror: Anyone who touches it has their body converted to wood over the course of 3 to 8 hours, and the process is described as extremely painful.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a foal composed of wood of a species similar to poison oak.
* IJustWantToBeLoved: When a photo of it was taken using SCP-978 ("The Desire Camera"):
-->'''Photo Result:''' Being patted and hugged by smiling humans, one of whom is astride its back.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-807 SCP-807]] - Heart Attack On A Plate
* HighPressureBlood: One attempt to kill 682 was to feed it multiple instances of food that had been altered by 807. Upon reviving from a heart attack after eating the first "682 special", on eating a second one 682's blood pressure had skyrocketed to the point it was erupting from his body like a high-pressure fire hose.
* ImpossiblyDeliciousFood: Any food changed by 807 will have its smell and taste enhanced to the nth degree, to the point that it becomes physically impossible to resist eating it.
* NoodleIncident: They put an already unhealthy Luther Burger on the plate, which turned into such a NutritionalNightmare that testing was suspended due to the high number of casualties.
* NutritionalNightmare: The SCP is a plate that turns any food placed on it into a grossly unhealthy variation of itself with such high amounts of fat and cholesterol that anyone who eats it will have a heart attack within five minutes due to an almost instant buildup of fat building up around the arteries, and that's after eating something that was healthy prior to its transmutation. Food that's ''already'' bad for you before to being placed on the SCP had such a bad result that the information on it was redacted.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-808 SCP-808]] - Mechanical Choir
* HellIsThatNoise: If it requires maintenance or if someone tries to disassemble it, it will emit a loud shriek. It can become so loud that is resonates nearby metal and can kill (or severely deafen) any close-by humans. Aside from that, the noise itself is non-anomalous.
* HumongousMecha: The entire thing stands as tall as sixteen (16) meters tall, with a base approximately five by six meters (30 m2).
* OminousMusicBoxTune: It was built to act as a robotic musician to celebrate the return of the Broken God, essentially being a glorified music box dancer.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-811 SCP-811]] - Swamp Woman
* BigEater: She apparently likes bovine prey since she requested regular delivery of them.
* BizarreAlienBiology: She has an incomplete digestive tract, absorbs nutrients through her skin, and has [[AlienBlood liquid rot for blood.]] Furthermore, her only method of voiding waste is to vomit. She also uses this to hunt.
* BloodyMurder: The aforementioned liquid rot in her veins is pretty toxic, although she doesn't deliberately use it as a weapon.
* BodyHorror: Aside from the obvious (read: everything else in her entry that isn't creepily cute), her personal account of how she became what she is now was apparently [[PainfulTransformation quite painful]] and involved vomiting up all the blood in her system.
* CuteMonsterGirl: In an ugly cute sorta way, due to her mannerisms in her interview log. She also likes turtles.
* EloquentInMyNativeTongue: Doesn't have a "native tongue", per se, but it's apparent that she has complex thoughts and is frustrated by her inability to express them well.
* {{Expy}}: She is like a female version of ComicBook/SwampThing. Both are humans that were mutated into swamp creatures and both have shown a desire to be human again.
* TheGrotesque: Her description makes her sound like a hideous and repulsive creature who's very presence is a hazard to your health, but her docile nature, child-like demeanor, and tragic past make you want to risk contracting gangrene just to give her a hug.
* MakeThemRot: Constantly secretes a mucus that does this out of the palms of her hands and the soles of her feet.
** The Foundation even tried to use it to melt SCP-682. They didn't put her in the chamber with him, [[CurbStompBattle for obvious reasons]]; instead, they just scraped some of it off of her hands and feet over a period of time so they could spray it on him. [[AdaptiveAbility Naturally]], it didn't work.
** WalkingWasteland: The plants in her enclosure are not immune to this; they are just very good at growing back afterward, and she's smart enough to give them time to heal.
* ManChild: Seems to be this due to her mode of speech.
* MercyKill:
--> ''"Prognosis for personnel who have had contact with SCP-811's waste through a mucous membrane or open wound is good if broad-spectrum antibiotic therapy is begun in the first three hours, but then rapidly declines. Personnel who are D-Class or have gone 12 hours without getting treatment may request termination."''
* NonMaliciousMonster:
** Most of the time. Despite her predatory nature, she's rather genial, cooperative, and even somewhat cheerful with Foundation personnel, likely because they feed her and look after her.
** She also likes turtles and asked for one as a pet. It was denied, although turtles were removed from her dietary rotation.
* PinocchioSyndrome: As shown in the experiment with SCP-978.
* PoisonousPerson: Her digestive mucus, which she secretes from her palms and feet, rapidly reduces organic tissue into black liquid, her vomit is full of deadly bacteria, and surgery cannot be safely performed on her because it's impossible to maintain a sterile operating environment. Even her sweat is a "mild skin irritant".
* SuperSpit: SCP-811 can spit a toxic substance at a target while hunting. The target dies from either asphyxiation from having its breathing blocked or a devastating bacterial infection.
* TomboyWithAGirlyStreak: Kind of. While she's by no means a GirlyGirl, [[WildChild for obvious reasons]], she does seem to have feminine personality traits, such as a fondness for flowers (as evidenced by her asking for a specific type of flower for her enclosure) and cares about her hair (as evidenced by her asking for a hair brush and someone to wash her hair every other day). According to SCP-978, her preferred clothing would be a sundress, and she would like to braid ribbons into her hair.
* TheToothHurts: Due to her regularly vomiting to void waste, she suffered from chronic tooth pain and requested to be relieved of it. The Foundation complied by removing all of her teeth and supplying her with dentures.
* TragicMonster: Her backstory is every bit as sad as it is nauseating.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: See BizarreAlienBiology above. Poor Research Assistant Watchel gets one, too.
* WasOnceAMan: Well, a little girl. She explains (in her own way) that she's this in her interview log.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: She doesn't like crocodiles as food and requested they be taken off of her dietary rotor. Perhaps she didn't like that they bite back.
* WildChild: She has the mentality of a predatory animal. As long as she isn't frightened, threatened, or hungry, she's quite docile and safe to deal with.
* YouNoTakeCandle: "Dockty. What want?"

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-819 SCP-819]] - Vital Suckers
* EyeScream: When a blue SCP-819 is consumed, the liquids in the eater's eyes are sucked out (causing permanent blindness) and transferred to the eyes of another person. The recipient's eyes burst from the increased pressure and may become dislodged from the eye socket.
* RainbowMotif: When consumed, these lollipops drain liquid from the victim's body. The type of liquid consumed depends on the lollipop's color: red (blood), orange (gastric acid), yellow (urine), green (phlegm), blue (aqueous and vitreous humors), and purple (cerebrospinal fluid).

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-823 SCP-823]] - Carnival of Horrors
* AmbiguousSituation: It's not known what is killing people inside the park, how it does it, or even why.
* AmusementParkOfDoom: It's a haunted amusement park that's killed over 200 people.
* ArcNumber: 231.
* BodyHorror: Most deaths in the park involve some degree of mutilation.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The majority of the deaths in this park are horrifically violent. Some examples include a mascot found dead of suffocation, a group of people found decapitated on the roller coaster, a couple fused together in the tunnel of love, and a mutilated man found in the Hall of Mirrors.
** Members of MTF Rho-71 suffered these as well. Examples include fatal brain trauma as a result of sexual penetration of the left eye, one with the entire contents of his gun's propellant found in his stomach and intestines, and one with a broken jaw and lung lacerations caused by his own teeth. All were ruled as suicides.
* ForbiddenZone: An area within the park has been designated as the Red Zone. Nobody, Foundation or civilian, is allowed to enter and anyone who tries will be terminated by sniper fire. If music or piping is heard emanating from within the Red Zone, personnel are to immediately put on ear protection and withdraw to a 2 km perimeter.
* SceneryGorn: The park has been allowed to decay and become flooded with overgrowth since it was contained. Not that it's really seemed to change anything.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-826 SCP-826]] - Draws You into the Book
* PortalBook: SCP-826 is two bookends. When a book is placed between them, the room it's in will change into the setting of the book. Anyone who enters the room will enter a random location in the book's setting. Any actions the explorer takes will be reflected in the book after they leave it.
* TheoryOfNarrativeCausality: Averted, testing has shown there is nothing stopping those who enter the stories from [[OffTheRails radically altering their outcome]]. Attempts to exploit this trope by placing SCP-682 in the 12-page ''The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Can And Will Kill SCP-682 Permanently if it So Much As Spots That Damn Lizard'' resulted in the 209-page ''The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Tried To Kill SCP-682 Permanently But Failed''.
* YearInsideHourOutside: A person can spend hours inside the book while only minutes pass outside.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-827 SCP-827]] - The Soup
* BlobMonster: What Dr. George Farrow turned himself into while trying to cure his cancer with stem cell therapy.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-834 SCP-834]] - Marked
* AnimatedTattoo: Approximately 6 months after a SCP-834 marker is used to draw something on a human body, the drawing animates and attacks the victim.
* ChestBurster: A researcher used a SCP-834 marker to draw reptilian scales on their chest. Six months later, their internal organs were converted into a reptile-like monster and burst out of their chest.
* LogicalWeakness: The things that are created by a SCP-834 marker's ink can be destroyed by water (or water-containing substances like blood) because the ink that creates them is water-soluble.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835 SCP-835]] - Expunged Data Released
* AndIMustScream: The fate of the [[spoiler:victims "consumed" by SCP-835]]. The uncensored after-action report has the agents encountering [[spoiler:''screaming faces inside begging to be killed'']].
* AscendedFridgeHorror: Confirms just how horrifying [[YouDoNotWantToKnow expunged and censored content]] can be. Makes more of its own once one realizes that their choosing this of all entries to un-censor implies ''[[OhCrap that this is the least worst stuff]]''.
* BalefulPolymorph: [[spoiler:It can turn you into another instance of itself.]]
* BodyHorror: [[spoiler:Vertebrates mutate into another instance of SCP-835 when they contact 835-I5. A symptom was the formation of polyps on the skin.]]
* BoomHeadshot: The writer of the after-action report emptied her gun's magazine into the face of an [[spoiler:infected human. [[OhCrap It barely flinched]]]].
* CensorBox: Averted. You can read everything expunged or redacted in the article.
* CombatTentacles: SCP-835 has tentacles that it uses to grab victims and pull them into itself for [[spoiler:conversion]].
* EvilIsVisceral: 835 is ''violently'' hazardous to human life, and it's a mass of flesh, tentacles, teeth, and bone, [[spoiler:[[BodyHorror which are all human tissue. The creature actually forms its body from the people it consumes, and can also create new instances of itself by infecting people]]. Said mutated people try to infect other humans violently and forcefully]]. There's a ''very good reason'' 835 is Keter-class.
* NothingIsScarier: Rather than being a direct example, like most other [=SCPs=], it helps reinforce the trope for the others — if this nightmare was hiding behind what seemed to be a relatively benign entry until you read the expunged data, imagine what the ones that are ''already horrible'' are hiding.
* RapeAsDrama: Subverted; the writer of the after-action report had only her bare skin touched by [[spoiler:her partner's]] tentacles. [[spoiler:Double-subverted, as that was enough to infect her with 835-I5.]]
* {{Retcon}}: Related to the above mentioned RapeAsDrama. The original article had the same after-action report detailing a NearRapeExperience. [[spoiler:The expunged information revealed it was more than near and the hole it made in the suit went unnoticed by others, with the writer hoping she had remained uninfected. Now it's merely near rape and contamination is caused by a small cut in the wrist of the suit. As with the former version, symptoms manifest at the end of the incubation period and she mutates.]]
* SamusIsAGirl: One of the smaller surprises revealed in the unexpunged version is that the operative writing the after-action report is female. [[spoiler:This somewhat alters the implications of her interactions with the rookie trapped inside 835 with her.]]
* SexIsEvil: 835's main biological function is to attempt reproduction. Pretty much its entire body system is optimized to [[spoiler:infect people. The results are grade-A horror petrol]].
* SpawnBroodling: [[spoiler:People infected by 835 turn into miniature versions of it and immediately and violently try to infect others. Yes, they become ''rape zombies'']].
* StarfishAlien: Borderline EldritchAbomination.
* TheVirus: [[spoiler:The bacterium 835-I5 inside it, which it uses to mutate vertebrates for reproduction.]]
* WasOnceAMan: [[spoiler: SCP-835 is made up of grotesquely mutated human tissue. All of it is once human. '''ALL OF IT.''' The main WhamLine of the story hinges on this trope being completely expunged in the censored version.]]

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-839 SCP-839]] - Candied Worms
* BizarreAlienBiology: The worms are made of sugar, coloring, and flavoring, but are somehow alive.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: They're worms that are made up of sugar, flavor, and coloring.
* EyeScream: The Green-flavor worm will slowly eat one of the eater's eyes and replace it.
* {{Hallucinations}}: The Green-flavor worm (which replaces one of the eater's eyes) causes mild hallucinations.
* KillAndReplace: Or rather "Eat and Replace", since if one of the worms is eaten by any mammal, it will eat an organ and replace it; the organ replaced depends on the flavor of the worm.
* NothingIsScarier: The other effects of eating the Watermelon-flavor worm (which replaces the brain) have been expunged.
* RainbowMotif: SCP-839 are candy worms that, when eaten, replace one of the body's organs. The worms come in different colors: red ♥, orange (liver), yellow (stomach), green (one eye), blue (one kidney), and purple (one lung). Indigo is replaced by pink (brain).

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-843 SCP-843]] - "Cow Seeds"
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: They're seeds that grow into Holstein calves... that are made up of plant matter.
* {{Planimal}}: The calves that grow from the seeds are made of plant matter.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-845 SCP-845]] - Liquid Polecat
* ChestBurster: If SCP-845 is swallowed while in liquid form, it will change back into its animal form in the victim's stomach and burrow its way out of the victim's body through the abdomen.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: SCP-845 is a polecat that can change into a light brown liquid similar to water.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-846 SCP-846]] - Robo-Dude
* BewareTheSillyOnes: "DO NOT INTIMIDATE ROBO-DUDE."
* DanceSensation: Its "ROBO-DANCE", which it will perform without being asked.
* FireBreathingWeapon: Its "Fire Drill", which is essentially a flamethrower.
* HappyFunBall: "DO NOT INTIMIDATE ROBO-DUDE."
* HyperspaceArsenal: It has 350 "Robo-Accessories".
* KillerRobot: An example that's meant to be a ''[[MyLittlePanzer toy]]''.
%%** MyLittlePanzer
* NukeEm: Presumably what its "Atomic Grenade" is.
* ThirdPersonPerson: It constantly refers to itself as "Robo-Dude".
* {{Zeerust}}: It closely resembles a 1950's-style toy robot.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-847 SCP-847]] - The Mannequin
%%* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Her submissive attitude towards men brings to mind how some women are so desperate for love, they will do "anything" they're told.
* ExtremeDoormat: It acts very submissive and docile towards males, allowing them to pose it in any way they want. This is also ''very'' apparent in the messages it scratches out:
-->YOU CAN OWN ME\\
YOU'RE MY MASTER\\
WHATEVER YOU WANT\\
I CAN BE YOUNG FOR YOU
* HumanResources: It will replace any shattered body parts with the parts of women who have been affected by its resin.
* MsFanservice: In Pattern Z behavior, it prefers to wear clothing for young women that leaves ample skin exposure, and will adopt a pose that best showcases the chosen outfit.
* PleaseDontLeaveMe: Its message from 6/8/2001 reads "DON'T LEAVE ME".
* SelfHarm: It'll shatter any parts of itself that a man who spends time with it finds undesirable or outdated.
* TakenForGranite: Any woman exposed to its plastination resin will have their body converted to a similar resin.
* WouldHitAGirl: It attacks women in order to replace any missing body parts.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-850 SCP-850]] - School of Fish
* AlienGeometries: SCP-850 is a school of fish resembling herring. It is an anomaly in which space is bent, resulting in (among other things) the [[BiggerOnTheInside area inside it being larger than its actual volume]].
* BiggerOnTheInside: SCP-850 appears to be a school of herring. Due to its AlienGeometries it contains an area of bent space inside of it which has a radius larger than 50 kilometers (and may be infinitely large).

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-855 SCP-855]] - The Film Hall
* BiggerOnTheInside: While the Hall was in Surrealism mode, it turned into a room which "stretched on for miles".
* HatePlague: The Hall caused this in the researchers when in Western and Drama mode.
* ImmuneToBullets: While the Hall was in Horror Film mode, a killer from a SlasherMovie emerged and attacked the guards, who reported that bullets had little effect on him.
* SlasherMovie: The Hall can enter many different Genre modes, including that of a horror film.
* StuffBlowingUp: Numerous explosions were reported while the Hall was in Action mode.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-858 SCP-858]] - Gravity's Rainbow
* GravityScrew: An inversion: any solid object that comes into contact with rain from clouds affected by the SCP is repelled by gravity, rather than being attracted by it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-859 SCP-859]] - Arachnophobic Orb
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's an orb that induces acute arachnophobia, as well as an extreme allergy to spider venom in anyone who touches it.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Anyone who touches it becomes extremely arachnophobic (afraid of spiders).

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-860 SCP-860]] - Blue Key
* EasterEgg: Listen to the sound files. [[spoiler:I SEE YOU!]]
* FogOfDoom: The forest is shrouded in blue fog. It turns red during the fourth expedition.
* GlowingEyesOfDoom: A pair of eyes are briefly visible through the fog at the end of the fourth expedition.
* TheLostWoods: A much creepier example than normal.
* YearInsideHourOutside: A 27 year old female spent 7 months inside the blue forest and emerged a very old woman, indicating that time passed faster than normal inside it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-863 SCP-863]] - Patchwork Crabs
* AppendageAssimilation: The title crabs can take a limb from a dead creature, stick it in a slot in their body, and use the limb as if it were their own.
* GiantEnemyCrab: These crabs can grow so large that they can use an entire human body as a replacement arm and use human legs to walk around on.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-864 SCP-864]] - Efficient Washbasin
* CombatTentacles: When filled with water, SCP-864 can generate tentacles that can grab nearby people.
* PowerPincers: When filled with water, SCP-864 can generate large (70 centimeter long) pincers that can grasp and try to drown anyone close by.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-865 SCP-865]] - The Gentleman's Lash
* FakeMemories: It causes these in the person that SCP-865 is fired at, and the person in question will even imitate conditions such as brain damage and paraplegia.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: It appears to remove traumatic memories in a person if they use it several times.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-882 SCP-882]] - A Machine
* TheAssimilator: It absorbs any metal it touches into itself.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-896 SCP-896]] - Online Role Playing Game
* DumpStat: The players avatars' stats reflect on them, and testing has five players focus on five different stats, to the initial exclusion of all others, as the page says:
--> D-896-a: Knight - character focus on stamina.\\
D-896-b: Berserker – character focus on strength.\\
D-896-c: Cleric – character focus on wisdom.\\
D-896-d: Warlock – character focus on intelligence.\\
D-896-e: Bard – character focus on charisma.
* ImmuneToBullets: One of the test subjects had his Stamina (constitution, resistance to injury, etc.) statistic increased so high that he became immune to bullets from standard issue firearms.
* NoFairCheating: The intelligence-focused player hacked the game and "vanished from containment".
--> Upon reviewing Warlock’s account information contained on SCP-896, researchers discovered a customer service notation simply stating “User has been banned for hacking.”
* RapidAging: A researcher who played the game for less than 10 hours straight leveled up many times but then died. An autopsy showed severe arthritis, Alzheimer’s, a cataract, and several tumors, indicating death from old age.
* YourMindMakesItReal: Anyone who plays SCP-896 will have their real life attributes increase to same degree that their in-game attributes do. However, if one of a character's attributes rises too high above the others, the player's attributes decrease.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-867 SCP-867]] - Blood Spruce
* ChestBurster: After an SCP-867 seed is injected into a living creature's body, it grows throughout the creature's circulatory system, eventually killing it. SCP-867 then bursts out of the victim's body and grows to full size, consuming the body as it does so.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-867's leaves act like hypodermic needles, injecting a seed into any creature that brushes up against it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-870 SCP-870]] - The Maybe There Monsters
* CreepyCentipedes: One of the forms that SCP-870 has been seen as is a centipede with human arms instead of legs.
* InvisibleToNormals: The creatures known as SCP-870 can only be seen by people with schizophrenia. Each schizophrenic person who looks at a SCP-870 sees something different (a spider with too many legs, a giant ant with a human face, etc.).
* NeverSmileAtACrocodile: One of the forms that SCP-870 appears as when looked at by a schizophrenic is an alligator with spider legs and three eyes.
* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm: Schizophrenics can see SCP-870 instances, but their description is inconsistent. A Foundation doctor even hypothesize that even they aren't seeing the whole picture, just slightly clearer than normal people.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-875 SCP-875]] - War Criminals
* AncientAstronauts: The pictures inside the SCP-875 pyramid indicate that the SCP-875-3 InsectoidAliens taught the ancient Egyptians how to build the Pyramids.
* InsectoidAliens: SCP-875-1 are flying insects that are different from any known Earthly species, indicating that they are from another world. The large creatures in the cryogenic stasis chambers are also insectoid in nature and are presumably from the same source.
* PoisonIsCorrosive: SCP-875-1 are small flying insects about six centimeters long. They have a sting which injects a venom that is highly acidic and does serious damage to tendons and nerves.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-881 SCP-881]] - Little People
* AnAesop: [[{{Jerkass}} Dr. Dammer]] learns the hard way not to be needlessly cruel to [=SCPs=].
* EyeScream: The miniaturized human beings managed to escape confinement and infiltrate Dr. Dammer's body. The end of his ThatWasTheLastEntry is "whsts in my eye" and a string of random letters, indicating pain and a loss of control due to their attacking his eye ''from the inside''.
* IncredibleShrinkingMan: SCP-881 is 9,891 humans, animals, and plants shrunk down to tiny size by the side effects of the destruction of another SCP. They initially ranged from 2 millimeters to 15 centimeters high, but over time, some were created that were even smaller.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-890 SCP-890]] - The Rocket Surgeon
* BlueAndOrangeMorality:
** He sees machines as his patients and humans as essentially animals.
** He "operated" on a pacemaker [[spoiler:while it was still in its user. Not surprisingly, said user dies from being neglected. His response is that the operation was a success, while ignoring the expiring "mass of flesh".]]
* ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder: The reason he doesn't operate on humans is because he's "a doctor, not a vet".
* MachineEmpathy: He can "talk" to his "patients".
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: See above.
* MisanthropeSupreme: Implied. He sees humans as nothing more than "animals" and refuses to operate on them.
* NoNameGiven: Only the first letter of his first name is given ("W").
* TechnoWizard: He can transform machines into organisms while performing surgery on them, and (if he's successful) they need time to "heal".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=900-999=]]]
!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-900 SCP-900]] - City of the Sun
* GhostCity: It's an abandoned city which has largely fallen into ruins.
* MayorOfAGhostTown: SCP-900-1 is the sole inhabitant of the city.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-906 SCP-906]] - Scouring Hive
* HiveMind: SCP-906 is a TheWormThatWalks that shapes its body into humanoid form to move around. The individual worms don't appear to have any intelligence when separated from the body.
* KillItWithFire: SCP-906 can be destroyed by incineration, and personnel are allowed to use flamethrowers to do so.
* ToServeMan: Of all Earth animals, the TheWormThatWalks SCP-906 prefers human beings the most as prey.
* TheWormThatWalks: SCP-906 are worms that can act as a colonial superorganism and gather together to form a humanoid body.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-909 SCP-909]] - Mr. Forgetful
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: He is a man who is incredibly forgetful.
* WeaksauceWeakness: He's allergic to peanuts.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-911 SCP-911]] - Egyptian Book of the Dead
* AndIMustScream: Anyone who touches it ends up floating in an infinite featureless void, unless they manage to escape through a portal that only opens rarely for a few seconds.
* SoulJar: It stores the minds of the people who have touched it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-913 SCP-913]] - Mr. Hungry
* BigEater: SCP-913 must eat the normal daily caloric requirement of a human being every two hours, or he falls into a trance and becomes an ExtremeOmnivore.
* ExtremeOmnivore: If SCP-913 doesn't get enough to eat, he will eat any solid matter that he can get his hands on.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-914 SCP-914]] - The Clockworks
* AmplifierArtifact: When on Fine or Very Fine. For instance, a CD became a flash drive, and a printed copy of the ''Mona Lisa'' results in a version on either canvas (Fine) or wood (Very Fine, as that is the material of the original).
* AwesomenessIsVolatile: Items gained from the Very Fine setting have a high chance of breaking spectacularly at some point. Recursively refined items using this setting are increasingly prone to this.
* BlackBox: Nobody's sure how the collection of gears works.
* ClockPunk: It's made entirely from clockwork parts.
* CombinatorialExplosion: It has five quality settings, "Rough", "Coarse", "1:1", "Fine" and "Very Fine" and the results are different every time.
* EquivalentExchange: The 1:1 setting--the machine converts the item to a similar item of the same quality.
* FusionDance: Generally from two items on the Fine setting. Reversed with the Rough setting, which tends to turn the item back into its raw materials.
* GodwinsLaw: Feeding it Mein Kampf results in a series of increasingly elaborate and creative insults at Hitler's expense, eventually culminating in a doddering and clumsy but entirely animate paper mache model of Hitler that the staff are encouraged to punt with no consequence.
* HandCannon: A Colt Python ran through on the Very Fine setting became powerful enough to completely disintegrate anything it hit.
* InsufferableGenius: Its "personality", if it even has one, seems to resemble this.
* ItAmusedMe: One theory to its purpose is that it's actually a sort of bizarre entertainment device.
* ItCanThink: While considered most likely non-sentient by the Foundation, the testing logs indicate that 914 has at least some form of awareness. At the very least, it's smart enough to play chess. Further tests gave it a 500-800 ELO rating, meaning that while it's a good match against novices, better or more experienced players have little difficulty in winning.
** Perhaps more saliently, it's implied to emote in some of its testing logs, showing fear of SCP-882, frustration at crossword puzzles, marked preferences for certain researchers (and the inverse, as it constantly torments Darby), and even gets bored at an experiment that just tests teapots on 1:1 over and over again.
* LiteralGenie: At times. Put a ''Videogame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' video game cartridge on Fine, and it returns a boxed copy.
* MadArtist:
** If it is truly sentient, then this is probably the best way to describe what it does. In the words of Dr. Gears:
--->''"After extended time spent in research on and with SCP-914, the following proposal regarding its nature may be made with a significant degree of certainty: SCP-914 was not designed as an industrial device. Nor was it primarily a scientific device. Its primary function appears to be as a form of entertainment. After review of the recovery notes, and evaluation of the test logs, it appears that SCP-914 was designed to create the most “novel” items possible, with no regard for practicality or function."''
** If you decide to accept [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/clockwork-time this tale]] into your headcanon, then SCP-914 certainly takes after its creator.
** Likewise for [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reservoir-skips this tale]], where it tells the Church of the Broken God to take a hike because the Foundation lets it make stuff its owners never did.
* NoSell: Not often, but sometimes the machine is unable/unwilling to damage in any way the item placed within. Once, a frustrated janitor tossed Intern Lunar's mug cat (an anomalous fusion between a cat and a mug), then kept trying to send it in Rough, only for the cat to remain whole and unchanged after going through 914 ''68 times''. He then had the brilliant idea of changing the setting to Very Fine. TheCatCameBack with only a slight modification to its fur. Another time, a researcher tossed a laptop at the same setting; 914 returned the entire laptop, disassembled. It turned out the researcher was guilty of human trafficking and other vile charges; it's implied the force behind SCP-3922 arranged for the incident, to ensure the Foundation dispatched an attack team and a group of paramedics to save a group of people.
* OhNoNotAgain: One of the scientists assigned to it, Dr. Nukea, managed to first piss off and then drag 914 to absolute despair with his insistence on sending in copies of ''Film/SeventeenAgain'' for processing — once chucking in literally thousands of copies of the movie. After one such incident too many, 914 produced a plastic entity made of a bunch of copies of the movie to kill Dr. Nukea. However, after a while, an earlier produced machine successfully restored Nukea. The next time he dropped by for an experiment (a pen), 914 returned an empty pen with "OH GOD NO" scribbled on the walls.
* RuleThirtyFour: Has produced pornographic imagery and texts involving "Clockwork-chan" ''entirely without prompting''. On ''1:1 setting''. Yes, it came up with an anthropomorphic female version of ''itself'' and wrote/drew lewd fanfiction of itself, the most infamous example being altering its own SCP file and testing logs into what is basically a hentai fanfic, resulting in [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Dr. Veritas ordering everyone who had seen the file to take amnestics and ordering every copy of said file to be destroyed.]]
* SerialEscalation: Cumulative/recursive tests — Coarse are refined to the atomic scale, Fine/Very Fine are increasingly improved.
* SingleTargetSexuality: It seems to have a crush on Maintenance Technician Johnson.
* SitcomArchNemesis: Researcher Darby; 99% of his tests end in disaster and near death. In one particularly hilarious example, a ball inserted on Very Fine proceeded to bounce around the facility looking for Darby at [[GroinAttack crotch level]].
* SmartPeoplePlayChess:
-->'''Professor "Q"''': Yes, I've been playing chess with 914… Yes, I'm aware it's supposed to be non-sentient, but that hardly explains why it's winning.
* SnarkyInanimateObject: When Dr. Hertz put a music album in it containing recordings of songs he had written and performed himself, the resulting output was a CD with chapters from various audiobooks including [[DreadfulMusician "Learn to Sing", "Teach Yourself to Play Guitar", and "Songwriting for Dummies"]]. This caused Dr. Hertz to attempt to attack the SCP.
* SturgeonsLaw: 914's experiment log is open to the public. Naturally, most of the stuff added has had to be deleted. New log posts now go through a simple quality control process before they're posted to the log itself.
* TakeThat: Many from the test log, which are full of in-jokes, sly references, and [[SilentSnarker the occasional snarky output from 914.]]
** One test log on a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy_Note_7 Samsung Galaxy Note 7]], the smartphone with an infamous battery defect that led to devices catching fire or [[StuffBlowingUp exploding]], resulted in a grenade on the 1:1 setting.
** Feeding it a crossword puzzle resulted in 914 [[ItCanThink actually responding with frustrated confusion,]] and then finally ejecting the crossword at high velocity and on fire. [[NotSoDifferent The attending researcher notes that he can relate.]]
** Likewise, not even 914 [[DIYDisaster can assemble IKEA furniture correctly.]] Higher levels result in a chair that is ''almost'' correct, with evidence that someone had been banging on it in frustration. Trying again on Very Fine with words of encouragement resulted in 914 creating an automaton do to it instead. Said automaton was ''also'' unable to do so. Again, the attending researcher expresses sympathy.
** Putting a Steam gift card through it on Fine results in the user being given Monopoly money.
** Entering a sheet of paper with the GOC symbol resulted in a drawing of a monkey chewing on the barrel of a loaded gun, and a sheet with Prometheus Labs' symbol resulted in a drawing of a giant setting itself on fire.
* {{Telepathy}}: It has at least some ability to read minds. When it was given a silver ring belonging to a D-class that she claimed was a family heirloom, it produced a ring engraved with "In loving memory of" and the name of one of her deceased relatives.
* {{Troll}}: It has shades of one... one of which is apparently pink.
-->''I hate [=[=][[ClusterFBomb EXPLETIVES REDACTED]][=]=] pink! — Dr. Hale''
** Once, the janitorial team begged the scientists to put a can of cleaning agent in the hopes 914 would create something useful for cleaning. The annoyed researcher, utterly confident that it would horribly backfire, agreed if the janitors would accept the consequences. Instead of the expected catastrophe, the machine created a harpsicord with anomalous strings made from the cleaning agent, which has a sudsing effect on dirty surfaces whenever it's properly played. The scientist accepted that she only had herself to blame, knowing of 914's tendency to play with expectations - even if they are of the usual disaster.
* UpToEleven: The end results of the Very Fine setting break as much physical laws as they can get away with, usually with at least one casualty. Some are nearly given their own SCP classifications (and at least one test result ''actually did'', though the input for that test was also an SCP item). Its greatest desire, as seen with [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978-extended-test-logs SCP-978]], is to have a setting even higher than that.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: SCP-914 is terrified of SCP-882, a conglomeration of gears that consumes all metal objects it comes in contact with. When Dr. Stern put a photo of 882 into the intake booth, the first output was two pieces of paper [[BigNo with the letters N and O,]] several hundred tiny scraps of paper, and [[BringMyBrownPants one small puddle of brownish ink.]] The second test produced a piece of paper with the word "NO" in 83 different languages and a series of cognitohazardous symbols that caused fear and discomfort when viewed. The ''third'' test resulted in an origami model that, when unfolded, [[ImpliedDeathThreat resembled a human body torn into four pieces.]] Dr. Stern wisely decided to [[KnowWhenToFoldEm cancel the fourth test.]]
* WildCard: Infamously so. It can produce everything from the highly dangerous, [[FromBadToWorse to the uniquely anomalous ]], to things very beneficial to mankind, or [[UselessItem something completely mundane]]. You typically reap what you sow with 914 and should remain safe as long as you don't push common sense, but it does sometimes get... creative. Yet most of the things it produces are worth a look even if worthless, if you can accept the risk that you won't know if it might reduce you to atoms instead until you try.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-915 SCP-915]] - The Mechanotesseractic Computer
* AlienGeometries: The interior of SCP-915 has a highly non-Euclidean internal configuration, with extensive outpocketing in space and time and a locally nonflat spacetime. The interior experiences constant shifts and is mentally unsettling to anyone inside it, often causing disorientation, nausea, and fainting.
* BiggerOnTheInside: SCP-915 is a metal cube 1.3 meters on a side. Anyone passing inside finds it to be much larger, and can wander around for months.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-916 SCP-916]] - Man's Best Friend
* DrivenToSuicide: The voices attempt to persuade a person near the SCP to do this.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Subverted. It's a dog that causes the elimination of pain in any nearby person, and dogs are typically referred to as "man's best friend". However, said person also starts hearing voices that attempt to persuade them to commit suicide.
* HearingVoices: Anyone who stays with the SCP for over 15 minutes starts hearing voices that talk about how it eliminates their pain, and then attempts to persuade them to commit suicide.
* {{Immortality}}: The SCP seems to be immortal, as it's a golden retriever that was recovered in 1977 and is still alive, but ordinary golden retrievers live for 10-12 years on average.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-917 SCP-917]] - Mr. Moon
* FacialHorror: As the new moon phase occurs, his facial features disappear.
* {{Lunacy}}: His facial features appear and disappear according to the lunar cycle.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-918 SCP-918]] - Baby Mill
* DeliveryStork: Inverted. The SCP creates storks that steal babies and turn them into talcum powder.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-920 SCP-920]] - Mr. Lost
* CharmPerson: People who see him feel a strong compulsion to "walk and talk with him". This invariably gets that person lost, possibly even dead due to thirst or starvation.
* ContrivedCoincidence: An attempt to take SCP-920 to a location will fail, possibly because of an astounding coincidence.
* IdiotBall: If someone tries to move SCP-920 to another location, the attempt will fail. One way this can occur is the people picking him up making very stupid decisions on where to go, causing them to all become hopelessly lost.
* TheNeedless: Doesn't seem to need food, water, sleep, or anything else that a normal human being would need. He's been spotted wandering through vast deserts, tundras, and even oceans without any apparent difficulty.
* NoSenseOfDirection:
** He has no control over his own movements, causing him to wander aimlessly. As such, he can't follow any directions to get places.
** It's impossible to contain him for long. Lock him in a room, and he'll suddenly reappear five miles away, completely lost. Again.
** Being in his presence also appears to induce this in others.
* PerpetualMotionMonster: He's a man, but fit this trope nonetheless. Doesn't seem to need food, water, sleep, or anything else that a normal human being would need. He's been spotted wandering through vast deserts, tundras, and even oceans without any apparent difficulty.
* ScannableMan: Not a barcode, but a label tattooed on his left calf. "Mr. Lost from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment".
* WalkingTheEarth: He's called Mr. ''Lost'' for a reason, and he sends people he talks to on similar journeys, although unlike him, they can get un-lost (if they don't die of thirst or starvation first, that is).
* WalkingTechbane: Any attempt to lead SCP-920 somewhere using a technological device (such as a GPS system) will cause that device to fail. In fact, the Foundation has to use satellites to track him because tracking him through other means (such as helicopters) failed due to his abilities.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-925 SCP-925]] - The Mushroom Cultist
* {{Brainwashed}}: Anyone who makes physical contact with an instance of SCP-925 gradually becomes one of its followers.
* {{Hermaphrodite}}: Instances of the SCP have been described as apparently being true hermaphrodites. However, they have never been observed reproducing.
* TheStoner: They have been described as acting as if they were inebriated or impaired. This appears to be [[ObfuscatingStupidity deliberate]].

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-929 SCP-929]] - The Cuckoo
* AnimalisticAbomination: It was contained by the Foundation as a blackbird chick, before Incident 929-1 caused them to contain it as a goldfish instead.
* {{Brainwashed}}: It convinces its "parent" that it is the "parent's" offspring, going so far as to produce detailed memories of their "child". This got to the point that the "parents" attacked Foundation personnel while it was being contained in the form of a blackbird chick, allowing it to attempt to breach containment.
* CombatTentacles: When SCP-929 is attacked, its head will split open and tentacles will emerge from it. SCP-929 uses these tentacles to strangle, strike, and lash its attackers.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: When SCP-929 comes within three meters of an animal, it will rapidly change into a younger version of the animal. It will stay in that form until the animal it's imitating dies or it's attacked.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-930 SCP-930]] - Seagull Island
* GoodAllAlong: The entry primarily describes how all birds of the island viciously attack any and all people that approach, but the enclosed document indicates that [[spoiler:they're trying to warn people away from the island because ''something else'' lives there, something ''very'' unfriendly to humans]].

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931]] - A Rice Bowl
* PaintingTheMedium:
-->It's a rice bowl which,\\
only by using haiku\\
you can refer to.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-932 SCP-932]] - Night Feeder
* AirVentPassageway: During the containment breach described in Incident Report 932-02, SCP-932-06 escaped, apparently by somehow getting into Site-09's air ducts. While in the air ducts, it reproduced, creating SCP-932-07 and SCP-932-08.
* EmotionEater: These creatures find a sleeping person, pin them down, and wake them up. They then consume the fear the victim feels at the situation they're in.
* VampiricDraining: If the creatures are not fed, they will attack people who are awake. This will so severely drain the victim that they will be rendered comatose and eventually die of a heart attack. The draining process has the side effect of allowing the creatures to reproduce.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-934 SCP-934]] - Inland Lighthouse
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a lighthouse that's far inland, away from any body of water.
* FogOfDoom: The area around it becomes surrounded by a thick fog every week, and anyone who enters the fog is never seen or heard from again.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-939 SCP-939]] - Of Many Voices
* BizarreAlienBiology: They have no central nervous system, eyes, ears, or digestive tracts.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: They exhale a gas that gives people amnesia.
* TheNeedless: They don't actually ''need'' to eat, but they do anyway.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Even if someone were to escape, they are spritzed with a chemical that draws them to SCP-939.
* VoiceChangeling: They can perfectly imitate any human voice and speech, even those of people they ''haven't even encountered''.
* WasOnceAMan: It at least seems so. [[spoiler:SCP-939 are capable of reproduction, and their offspring are indistinguishable from ordinary human children.]]

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-940 SCP-940]] - Araneae Marionettes
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-940 reproduces by having its host rape other people, which infects the victim with SCP-940 eggs. The eggs grow inside the victim and eventually take it over, continuing the cycle.
* GiantSpider: SCP-940 is a spider-like creature with a leg span up to 7 meters across.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-943 SCP-943]] - Repayment in Kind
* FlashedBadgeHijack: In the BackStory, a Foundation Agent was killed by a civilian while he was trying to commandeer the civilian's car to deal with a containment breach of another SCP object.
* {{Hallucinations}}: When SCP-943 is put on a subject's wrist, they start to suffer from visual, auditory, and tactile hallucinations that are based on their guilty feelings about something they did.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-944 SCP-944]] - Mirror Maze
* HallOfMirrors: SCP-944 is one of these where weird things happen when people step ''through'' the mirrors.
* MagicMirror: A number of mirrors in the Fun House section of SCP-944 have strange effects on people who pass through them, such as being teleported to another mirror 700 miles away, being squashed down to a height of 3 foot 4 inches, and being trapped inside the mirror.
* MirrorMonster: A child went through one of the mirrors in SCP-944 and ended up in a windowless brick room being tortured by "Zippo the Pyromaniac Clown".

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-953 SCP-953]] - Polymorphic Humanoid
* AllMythsAreTrue: The SoleSurvivor of the team sent to capture her only does so because he remembers the tales his grandmother told him (note the similarity between the AfterActionReport and the tale of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_Sister The Fox Sister]]). While a Foundation scientist ridicules the idea in favor of a more scientific approach, several escape attempts causing fatalities convince everyone concerned that this folklore needs to be taken seriously, and may well have been a crude version of Special Containment Procedures.
* AndShowItToYou: When one of the agents was sleeping with her, she sadistically tore off his testicles and showed them to him before killing him.
* AxCrazy: She is hostile to human life and extremely dangerous. She can penetrate a person's abdomen with her hand and extract the victim's liver with surgical precision, but prefers to slowly torture her prey.
* BerserkButton: Being called a kitsune. "Personnel asking what the difference is are to be reminded of the difference between a Cherokee Indian and a New Delhi Indian". And ''Mekhane help you'' if you're a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]], as she's been on record as killing 27 attendees of a furry convention.
* CallAPegasusAHippogriff: Invoked InUniverse. Kitsune and kumiho are similar in appearance, but not so much behavior. The distinction is a major plot point in the capture report. The Korean agent is aware that kumihos are AlwaysChaoticEvil, which ends up saving his life. The Japanese agents, on the other hand, think of 953 as a kitsune, who may be friendly and even form a bond with a human. [[CruelAndUnusualDeath Guess how well that turns out for them.]]
* CharmPerson: Has somewhat weak mind manipulation abilities, but those who fall under her sway will more or less do ''anything'' she asks. These things include roasting and cannibalizing one's own child, allowing her to perform necrophilia upon the corpse of an entranced person's fiancé in full view, and succeed in serial murder with zero repercussions, among other effects.
* CunningLikeAFox: She's a nine-tailed fox spirit - a kumiho - and as such, is incredibly wily.
* TheFairFolk: This is ''technically'' what a [[FantasticFoxes kumiho]] is, but her sheer malevolence makes the [[Myth/CelticMythology Court Unseelie]] look perfectly benign by comparison.
* FantasticFoxes: She's a Korean fox — a Kumiho, not a {{Kitsune}}.
* GlowingEyesOfDoom: Has glowing yellow eyes, regardless of its form. See MorphicResonance.
* HairTriggerTemper: Of the {{Revenge}} variety. She has a fantastic memory and remembers anyone who has caused any slight to her and tries to enact revenge on them the first chance she gets. Also the main reason some of the Foundation staff are trying to get higher security to contain her than the dog kennels listed below.
* HornyDevils: Violently murders a team member during sex, and it's suggested that the only survivor of the massacre has an [[AMatchMadeInStockholm unhealthy fascination for her]]. You should keep the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom away, too.
%%* HumanoidAbomination: When she's taking a human form anyway.
* ILoveTheDead: Has, on at least one occasion, used the powers of CharmPerson to perform acts of necrophilia upon an agent's fiancé in full view of said agent. Whether this was out of preference or [[ForTheEvulz spite]] is unknown.
* InsistentTerminology: She's not a kitsune, she's a kumiho. As noted above, the two are as different as a Cherokee Indian and a New Delhi Indian. Not only are kumihos from Korea, they are AlwaysChaoticEvil, [[OneGenderRace always female]] spirits who need to consume human hearts and livers for survival. Basically the only similarity is that both are shapeshifting fox-spirits with illusionary powers.
* MadeOfIron: Can take gunshots from a .45 with little issue. However, it is assumed by the Foundation that she can be killed with guns anyway in an emergency.
* MorphicResonance: Any form she takes has some fox-like features (ears, tail, paws, yellow glowing eyes, fur, voice, mannerisms).
* MultipleTailedBeast: Has nine tails.
* NoodleIncident: The last time she escaped, she ended up at a furry convention where she killed more than two dozen attendees and convention staff. Apparently, something else happened to her there, because when Foundation agents arrived to recapture her, she appeared listless and apathetic, and didn't resist. She hasn't killed anyone or attempted to escape Foundation custody since then.
* PickyPeopleEater: SCP-953 can reach inside a person's abdomen, extract their liver, and swallow it whole.
* PsychicPowers: She has the psionic powers of suggestion and telepathy.
* RedRightHand: She can disguise herself as a human, but there will always be some fox-like part of her body she can't cover up.
* ShapeshiftingTrickster: In-between eating humans, she loves to play sick tricks on them, seemingly purely ForTheEvulz. She tricks a mother into eating her own child. Also, when a team of agents arrives to apprehend her, she mentally dominates them and feeds them meat with rice... [[spoiler:only the meat turns out to be rotting human flesh, and the rice is live maggots]].
* ToServeMan: Like the mythological kumiho she resembles, she [[PickyPeopleEater has a preference for the heart and the liver]], but will eat any human flesh she can get.
* {{Telepathy}}: SCP-953 uses its telepathic ability to find out what its opponents' loved ones look like. It then uses its VoluntaryShapeshifting ability to take the form of one of the loved ones.
* TheVamp: She seemingly exploited this to bite off an agent's genitals, before showing it to him and proceeding to tear out his liver.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: SCP-953 normally has the form of a small Red Fox, but can take the form of objects and living creatures, including that of an attractive Korean woman.
* WeaksauceWeakness: The ImmuneToBullets murderous fox demon turns into a quivering, terrified wreck at the sight of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes dogs.]]
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: She has a fear of dogs, so her containment procedures involve her containment chamber being lined with open-cage dog kennels.
* YamatoNadeshiko: Invoked at times to increase her mental hold over her victims. The after-action interview actually notes that [Agent 1] calls her this explicitly, though the data is blacked out.
* YellowEyesOfSneakiness: To add to her fox-like manner.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-955 SCP-955]] - Mr. Sillybug
* TheGrotesque: SCP-955 is overtly friendly, behaving in a similar manner as a young dog. This is in spite of its frightening appearance.
* PoisonIsCorrosive: The substance spit out by an example of SCP-955 is both corrosive and poisonous.
* SuperSpit: If an example of SCP-955 is startled or feels threatened it will spit out a highly caustic mucus up to several meters away. The mucus contains a pain-causing neurotoxin.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-956 SCP-956]] - Child Breaker
* AndIMustScream: Its effect on its victims. They're rendered paralyzed and incapable of speech before it bashes them open. Sadly, it's been determined that even if you get a victim away from the thing before it can kill them, they're stuck that way for what will likely be a much shorter life.
* BalefulPolymorph: Children who eat the candy it makes turn into ''more'' murderous piñatas.
* BodyHorror: The candy it creates when it bashes open children are made out of the child's organs.
* ItCanThink: As of recently, SCP-956 has started to wander around its containment cell and is staring at a spot on one of the walls. Security confirmed that it is facing directly towards [[OhCrap a nearby elementary school.]]
* LivingToys: A living, ''murderous'' piñata.
* LogicalWeakness: Being a piñata and made of paper, it can be destroyed by fire.
* MadeOfIndestructium: It is, however, inexplicably resistant to huge amounts of bludgeoning damage. No baseball bat is going to get this piñata open.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: "Child Breaker".
* NoodleImplements: While its exterior material is superficially similar to papier-mâché, analysis reveals that it's made of various amounts of glue, █████, sugar, an unidentified type of fur, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick human tissue.]]
* RussianReversal: In Soviet Russia, piñata beats YOU!
* WouldHurtAChild: Would bludgeon children to death until candy spills out of their innards.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-957 SCP-957]] - Baiting
* TheBait: Uses the humans it turns into instances of SCP-957-1 as this, luring other humans to its home to dismember them. The translated conversation at the end of the article implies that SCP-957 itself is this, just serving as a huge distraction to the Foundation so its unknown friend can do what they want.
* BodyHorror: It looks like a tall mummified corpse with jagged teeth and unusually large eyes.
* {{Brainwashing}}: Has this effect on its victims, who are thereafter referred to as instances of SCP-957-1. After the brainwashing, SCP-957-1 have their [[EyeScream eyes taken out]], but believe they have always been blind and regard SCP-957 as a close friend, who they help by feigning needing help in public, and when someone helps SCP-957-1 home, they fall prey to SCP-957.
* HumanoidAbomination: Even with its disturbing appearance aside, it definitely has supernatural abilities such as SuperStrength, can trap victims in a PocketDimension in its chest cavity to brainwash them, and can surround itself and victims in an impenetrable black barrier.
* ImplacableMan: Due to its abilities and SuperStrength, the Foundation has no way of preventing it from doing what it wants.
* LonerTurnedFriend: SCP-957 specifically seeks people who live alone to turn into instances of SCP-957-1 and becoming their "friend".

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-959 SCP-959]] - The Bogeyman
%%* BadassMustache
%%* BadPowersGoodPeople: Despite the disturbing nature of his power, he's a nice guy.
* IllBoy: On top of everything else, he's also diabetic.
%%* MasterOfIllusion: Subverted with the "[[PowerIncontinence Master]]" part.
* PowerIncontinence: He can't control his power.
* SomethingForEveryone: He takes the form of whatever distresses the person present the most.
* YourWorstNightmare: He takes the form of whatever distresses the person present the most.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-961 SCP-961]] - University Sundial
* EyelessFace: SCP-961-1 is a human who is described as having empty black apertures where the eyes should be.
* {{Hallucinations}}: Anyone caught within the sundial's area of effect when it is active experiences vivid hallucinations relating to a significant historical event.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-962 SCP-962]] - Tower of Babble
* BodyHorror: The animals it turns into "servitors" have had extensive modifications to make them appear more human-like.
* BoldInflation: The excerpt from one of its documents contains a few of these:
-->Cleanse the WORLD for the Great Ones Cleanse the WORLD for the Great Ones\\
who greater than you your '''majesty''' your '''sublime nature''' Great Ones do I do right?
* {{Cyborg}}: It turns animals into these.
* HumansAreSpecial: It appears to think so, as it refers to humans as "Great Ones", its rants consistently praise humans, and its servitors are made to look human and don't attack humans or machines.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-966 SCP-966]] - Sleep Killer
* InvisibleMonsters: Can only be seen through infrared filters.
* ItCanThink: Inverted. Despite their [[MonstrousHumanoid vaguely humanoid shape]], everything about them indicates that they possess only animal-level intelligence.
* MonstrousHumanoid: They are humanoid in shape, but they act more like animals.
* ParanoiaFuel: In-Universe. On occasion, they will subject prey to threatening noises and physical assaults to compound the sleep deprivation with additional stress, speeding up the victim's deterioration.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Justified by their method of subduing prey. They emit a sort of radiation that renders their victim unable to sleep (forever), then follows said victim around until they finally succumb to sleep deprivation.
* WolverineClaws: Subverted. They have long nails, but being easily broken, they make for poor weapons.
* UnholyMatrimony: Kind of; the extended testing logs for SCP-978 reveals that what 966-1 wants most is to mate with 966-2.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-967 SCP-967]] - Infinite Scrapyard
* BiggerOnTheInside: From the outside, SCP-967 appears to be an scrapyard about 200 meters by 500 meters. On the inside, it is much larger, being described as consisting of "trash as far as the eye can see".
* KillItWithFire: When the primitive robots that exit SCP-967 break apart into their component pieces, the Foundation burns them to ashes and puts them back inside SCP-967 so their presence outside SCP-967 doesn't cause it to expand.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-968 SCP-968]] - Tar Baby
* AlluringAnglerfish: SCP-968 hunts humans by altering part of itself to mimic a baby or small child to lure in rescuers.
* BlobMonster: Since its lack of solid parts limits its mobility, trying to freeze it actually makes it ''more'' dangerous, as it can use the frozen parts to act as "bones".
* ToServeMan: SCP-968 hunts humans by taking the form of a small child or baby.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-970 SCP-970]] - The Recursive Room
* AlienGeometries: SCP-970 is a collection of rooms that are connected by a series of doors in a straight line. If a person walks through the doors in order, they'll end up back at their starting place.
* AlternateUniverse: Anyone who passes through all of the doors in SCP-970 and ends up in their original location will actually be in a slightly different universe. Each time they pass through SCP-970 the universe will change a little more, until things get really strange.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-973 SCP-973]] - Smokey
* AxCrazy: He hunts down people who are speeding and inflicts horrible painful deaths on them.
* BaldOfEvil: He appears to be a balding Caucasian male. He ruthlessly kills speeders in horrible ways, including evisceration and rape.
* DisproportionateRetribution: He horrifically murders people for speeding. Even worse, the speed limit he enforces isn't even consistent.
* FatBastard: Described by the Foundation and witnesses as "overweight".
* GhostlyGape: His mouth is just a dark hole, with no teeth or tongue visible inside.
* HauntedTechnology: When 973 manifests, its chosen victim's radio starts playing the sentence "[[RunOrDie RUN, [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]]]" on a loop.
* HumanoidAbomination: Especially after the Foundation tried to destroy the road he originally patrolled.
* JustToyingWithThem: It's possible to escape 973 by driving out of its territory before it can catch you, but "it has the tendency of catching you before you hit the end" and "it seems to enjoy catching people just a few hundred yards from the border." This, alongside the looping warning on the radio, seems to imply that 973 enjoys the thrill of the pursuit.
* RabidCop: Exaggerated. And he's a traffic cop, too.
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Aside from brutally dismembering his victims, he will also rape them.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: After he relocated following the demolition of his road.
* SinisterCar: Downplayed, somewhat. It'll only attack anyone going over a certain speed limit, but given that said speed limit varies, and there appears to be no discernible pattern between the speed limits, there is no reliable way for the Foundation to be able to predict what the speed limit is whenever an instance appears.
* TurnsRed: After the Foundation attempted to close down his road and contain or destroy him. His eyes are now red, his mouth turned into a featureless black hole, and to make things worse, '''his area of effect is expanding'''.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-974 SCP-974]] - Treehouse Predator
* FaceStealer: After killing and eating a human being, it can take the form of that person.
* {{Humanshifting}}: It can take the form of any human being that it has killed and eaten.
* ImmuneToBullets: Combat between Foundation troops and SCP-974 has shown that it isn't affected by small arms fire.
* MonstrousHumanoid: SCP-974 is a meat-eating creature that looks like a young human child.
* ToServeMan: In its standard form, SCP-974 lures groups of prepubescent children to its treehouse, then kills and eats one of them. In its enhanced form, it can kill and devour adult human beings.
* SuperStrength: SCP-974-A (what SCP-974 turns into when it isn't fed children) is strong enough to rip the steel roof off of a building.
* YouAreWhoYouEat: While in its standard form, after SCP-974 kills and eats a child of age 6-12, it will change to that child's form over a period of 10-12 days. In its enhanced form, it can kill and devour adult human beings and take their form in a short period of time.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978 SCP-978]] - Desire Camera
* MagicalCamera: When it takes a photograph of a person, the photograph is not of that person, but of what that person wants to be doing at that time, often revealing secrets about that person they otherwise didn't want let out.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-983 SCP-983]] - The Birthday Monkey
* DoWellButNotPerfect: One person managed to score 45 out of 46. The candy made her explode in a flash of white light, and they never found the body. It's implied that instead of dying, she transformed into some sort of EnergyBeing.
* RapidAging: Each time the Birthday Monkey sings a verse, the person who activated it will age 1 year. If it isn't deactivated, the victim will be aged to death. The Monkey will continue singing verses until the victim has been reduced to a skeleton.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-990 SCP-990]] - Dream Man
* AffablyEvil: If he's responsible for the events in his warnings, he's a remarkably sporting and fair creature.
* AmbiguouslyEvil: It's unclear whether his predictions of catastrophic events are threats or just helpful warnings.
* DarkIsNotEvil: He's a Keter-class man wearing a black suit who only shows up in nightmares... and is only classified as Keter because he is absolutely uncontainable and anything he warns about always requires urgent attention. Otherwise, he's a perfectly NiceGuy that tells people about future dangers.
* DestructiveSavior: He gives people all the information they need to prevent disasters. If only he could do it without overloading their minds with trauma and putting them to sleep for days, he might actually be the hero he thinks he is.
* DreamingOfThingsToCome: His purpose, more or less, is to clear up the symbolism of prophetic dreams and bluntly tell people what's going to happen. Whether he ''causes'' this is unknown.
* GreaterScopeVillain: Warns the interviewer about an unknown female SCP that he refers to as "[[BigBad the bad guy]]". When the interviewer tells him there's no such SCP by that number, he replies that she hasn't been born yet, but ominously adds "She will."
* OurFounder: In the Competitive Eschatology canon, he's the founder of the Foundation. It's unknown how or why he became anomalous, if he wasn't to begin with.
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: Competitive Eschatology canon again. He's a World Ender, one of the deific figures summoned by the Harbringer to end the world. Unlike Yahweh, Fenris, Yaldabaoth, and others, however, he's trying to make sure humanity comes out on top.
* RhetoricalQuestionBlunder: He defensively asks if his predictions have caused any ''harm'', clearly expecting to be told "no". At which point a doctor informs him that the last guy to receive one died of shock.
* TheRival: In Competitive Eschatology, his relations with the current Foundation administrator is... strained.
* TheMenInBlack: The most striking feature people remember about him is that he looks like this, with his "Cold War era business suit".
* NiceGuy: A little morbid and strange to be certain, but he only showed his existence to the Foundation to help them stop a nuclear war and seemed genuinely perturbed when his chosen "prophet" for that died.
* NobleDemon: If he's responsible for the events in his warnings, he's a remarkably sporting and fair creature.
* ScrewDestiny: His ultimate goal, it seems, is to stop a more hostile SCP who hasn't been born yet, and he helps people do this himself.
* YouCantFightFate: Some of the things he warns about happen anyway.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-992 SCP-992]] - Gaia's Emissary
* IKnowYourTrueName: SCP-992 has the mystical ability to know the true names of things, including living things such as human beings (both living and dead) and plants. He is able to create things he has named, including unusual weather and the Aurora Australis.
* MagicalNativeAmerican: SCP-992 is a male Australian Aborigine who claims to be 57-71 years old, but hasn't aged in the 65 years that he's been contained by the Foundation. He appears to be able to control the weather and talk to plants.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-993 SCP-993]] - Bobble the Clown
* AxCrazy: Bobble loves murder, torture, arson, cannibalism, and [DATA EXPUNGED].
* {{Brainwashed}}: Anyone under 10 who watches the show will regularly do the things he teaches them (arson, cannibalism, etc) until the Foundation [[EasyAmnesia erases all memories of the show from the child's mind]].
* CorruptTheCutie: Kids who watch enough episodes of Bobble's show develop psychotic and schizophrenic tendencies. In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/behind-the-scenes Behind the Scenes]], he claims that he's "been making little savages for quite a while now".
* DepravedKidsShowHost: What else can you call a kid's show host that teaches kids to murder, torture, and stalk people?
* EldritchAbomination: A sentient TV show. What's more, it ''claims'' to have had attempted existing in previous forms (wrap your head around that one), namely cave paintings. The way it affects the real world is inconsistent and tenuous, able to [[spoiler:kidnap people and film them]], but not fight back against its containment procedures.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: In the logs accompanying [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]], which take place in an alternate timeline where the Foundation became much more brutal and cruel after fusing with the Global Occult Coalition, even ''he'' is horrified by Dr. Emerson's mass slaughter and torture of humanoid [=SCPs=] and the brutal experiments he conducted.
-->'''Bobble:''' How many, hee hee hee, how many entities were swallowed by Site-13? ''(laughs)'' You silly silly out of place boy. Silly little boy. Everything made its way into Site-13. If the Foundation could find it and the Coalition could catch it, it was fed into the meat grinder down here. Everything. They mulched us all, if there was nothing to gain. Some got lucky. Bobble got lucky. Stuffed in a funny box and played with. Toyed with. Experimented with. To see what sounds we made when we wanted to die. [[HorrifyingTheHorror Others were not so lucky.]]
%%* FauxAffablyEvil: As shown in the episode "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/behind-the-scenes Bobble's Back]]".
%%-->Smile. You're on television!
* HarmfulToMinors: Bobble's show teaches children to become murderers, cannibals, and arsonists. [[SarcasmMode Sounds like good, wholesome educational programming.]]
* HorsemenOfTheApocalypse: He is War in the Competitive Eschatology canon.
* {{Irony}}: He's classified as "Safe", since he technically can't kill people outside his show, but you'd have to be as deranged as Bobble himself to think he's safe for ''anyone'' to give a watch.
%%* ImmuneToBullets: As shown in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/behind-the-scenes Behind the Scenes]].
* ItCanThink: At first, the SCP just seems like it's a collection of disturbing cartoons with some supernatural phenomena attached. Then the last two observed episodes reveal that [[IKnowYoureWatchingMe it's aware that the Foundation is blocking its signal]]. And it's ''pissed''.
* KnifeNut: At least two episodes feature him carving up victims, one of them a Foundation doctor, with a huge butcher's knife.
* MagicalClown: Bobble is implied to be an EldritchAbomination in the guise of an educational cartoon character.
* MonsterClown: Bobble himself and he is one of the worst.
* NothingIsScarier: In the episode "Bobble Hates You", he just stares angrily at the viewer for 30 minutes straight. Also, in "Bobble's Back", he claims that there's... ''something'' he wants to do to the parents of his target audience, but refuses to divulge any further information on it.
%%* PsychopathicManchild: Not surprising, seeing as he's an evil kids' show host.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: He apparently introduced mankind to fire and inspired the Navajo legends of skinwalkers. Or so he says.
* SkinWalker: Claims that it's one of his previous forms, implying he was the basis of the myth.
%%* SubvertedKidsShow: Bobble the Clown is most definitely NOT a show for kids.
* VillainousBreakdown: The last episode log "'[EXPLETIVE] YOU [EXPLETIVE] YOU [EXPLETIVE] YOU'" comes off like this, where Bobble angrily details methods of breaching containment for several SCPs and murdering researchers involved in his containment.
* WouldHurtAChild: He brainwashes children into comitting horrible acts, including torturing and killing other kids.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-999 SCP-999]] - The Tickle Monster
* AllAnimalsAreDogs: Acts like a dog, anyway.
* AllLovingHero: SCP-999 has unlimited love and compassion to all it encounters, including [[AbsoluteXenophobe SCP-682.]] In fact, SCP-999 risks its own safety to save the lives of others as much as possible.
* AntiAntiChrist: [[spoiler:According to [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job New Job]], 999 is the thing that 231-7 was carrying, and thus a child of the Scarlet King. However, the 7th Bride of the Scarlet King, in contrast to her sisters, gave birth to heroes instead of monsters.]]
* BadassAdorable: A friendly, cute little blob of jello that spreads happiness through touch and gets in ''tickle fights with [[OmnicidalManiac 682.]]'' It even rescues hapless staff and comforts the survivors when 682 makes another murderous rampage-escape attempt.
* BlobMonster: He is a rare benevolent example.
* BreakoutCharacter: He is the most iconic heroic [=SCP=] and is basically the series' mascot.
* CaffeineBulletTime: Personnel are not allowed to give SCP-999 soda, because the last time somebody did, it was literally bouncing off the walls for half an hour.
* CuddleBug: It likes to hug people with its pseudopods.
* GoodCannotComprehendEvil: How does it respond to 682 trying to ''murder it'' and escape? It thoroughly enjoyed the experience, and asked for another 'play date.'
* FantasticDrug: Touching it induces a drug-like euphoria in people, and it even seems at the very least greatly alleviate the symptoms of depression and PSTD, if not outright cure them.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: It loves all forms of life, including SCP-682! After the two were put into a cell together, 999 requested another encounter, seemingly seeing it as a 'play date'.
* FriendlyTickleTorture: Its favorite activity, it envelops a person from the neck down and tickles them until asked to stop ([[TickleTorture though it does not always comply with this request]], but it always seems to feel guilty when it realizes that it has gone too far).
* GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul: Its interaction with SCP-682 had it force 682 into become happy against its will, despite the lizard trying to crush and kill it as soon as they met.
* NiceGuy: It's nice to everyone and everything it meets, even 682! The only exception ever was E-999-A.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: 999 is ordinarily an all-loving being that shows love even to the most evil monsters, the fact it acts hostile to E-999-A (a clone of it the Foundation created) is surprising to say the least.
* SiblingYinYang: The complete opposite of 682, who is its half-sibling, according to lore that says they are both children of the Scarlet King.
* SweetTooth: Its diet is composed entirely of sweets. M&Ms and wafers are its favorite.
* TakingTheBullet: SCP-999 loves all animals (including humans) so much that it will leap in front of a person to take a bullet fired at them.
* TeamPet: Is allowed to wander the site and the staff generally treat it like a well loved family pet.
* YourFavorite: With scents instead of food. SCP-999 emits a smell that is pleasing to every person who comes into contact with it, but the smell is different for each person. Different people have reported it smelling like chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and Play-Doh.
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'' [=SCPs=]'': [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs001To299 001-299]] | '''[=SCPs=] 300-999''' | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs1000To1999 SCPs 1000-1999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs2000To2999 SCPs 2000-2999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs3000To3999 [=SCPs=] 3000-3999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs4000To4999 SCPs 4000-4999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs5000To5999 SCPs 5000-5999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationJokeSCPs Joke SCPs]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationOtherSCPs Other SCPs]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationGOIFormats GOI Formats]] ]]-]]]

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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-302 SCP-302]] - Ant Sculpture
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Anyone who touches the sculpture ends up being stung to death by ants over the course of a few days.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-303 SCP-303]] - The Doorman
* BrownNote: Anyone who sees it is [[SupernaturalFearInducer instantly terrified]].
%%* TheDreaded: Not to the same extent as 173, but it still qualifies.
* EyelessFace: It doesn't have any eyes, just a really huge mouth.
* HellIsThatNoise: In-universe; people gain an extreme sense of dread whenever they hear it wheezing.
* HumanoidAbomination: It's human-shaped and insanely terrifying.
* LeanAndMean: Described as "emaciated".
* MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll: It isn't so much contained as predictable; the Foundation isn't even quite sure where it came from, they've just developed protocols for dealing with it.
%%* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily: A major aspect of its scare factor. Its whole face is mostly teeth.
* NoBiologicalSex: Referred to as "sexless".
* NoodleImplements: It has a habit of collecting things, which disappear when it teleports away, and SCP speculates that it keeps them in the storage room it has claimed as its own. The items include various chemicals, several sets of surgical equipment, a gasoline-powered generator, a "cryotube", [[BreadEggsMilkSquick two research cadavers]], and a container of powdered coffee creamer.
* NothingIsScarier: Its forte, which is odd because witnesses can always describe it perfectly without having actually seen it.
* ObliviouslyEvil: The description reveals that SCP-303 doesn't intentionally try to inflict intense fear in people. Indeed, it actually just teleports away when people see its entire body, implying that the creature doesn't want to be seen and is never recorded trying to cause harm to people.
* PrimalFear: Causes this in a lot people. One D-class even chose to get herself ''stabbed to death'' than go through a door it was guarding.
* VaderBreath: The only noise it makes is a loud, terrifying wheezing sound.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-306 SCP-306]] - The Frogs
* AndIMustScream: Instances of SCP-306-1 keep their intelligence and are entirely aware of their situation.
* FesteringFungus: SCP-306 is a fungus that turns infected humans into frog-like animals.
* NotSoSimilar: While they appear to be frogs, they correspond to no known species of frog and their internal organs remain similar to those of humans.
* TheVirus: Anyone infected by the fungus remains extremely infectious after turning into a frog.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-307 SCP-307]] - Carnivorous Ivy
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a species of ivy that feeds on animals.
* TheImmune: It is highly resistant to any attempt at poisoning it.
* ItCanThink: It appears to have a rudimentary form of intelligence, as it will grow three vines rapidly towards a nearby animal in order to trap it and then feed on it.
* KillItWithFire: This is the Foundation's primary means of killing it wherever it is found.
* VampiricDraining: Upon ensnaring a victim, it will liquefy and drain their internal organs and blood.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-308 SCP-308]] - Aztec Burial Sarcophagus
* BackFromTheDead: It is able to resurrect dead organisms that have intact hearts, as shown with one of the test subjects, an agent, who died in the line of duty.
* BeatStillMyHeart: An intact heart placed inside the SCP will continue to beat, even without a body to contain it.
* NighInvulnerability: Any living thing placed in the SCP cannot be killed as long as their heart remains intact. Once the heart is destroyed, they die and decay normally.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-309 SCP-309]] - The Plush Toy
* AndIMustScream: Anyone who's turned inside-out by its effect cannot be changed back and are left in constant pain. Fortunately, some of them actually die.
* BodyHorror: Anyone who presses it against their skin is violently and painfully turned inside-out.
* CreepyDoll: If the fact that it turns people inside out wasn't enough, it's pretty darn weird-looking, especially since it's inside-out too.
* CuteIsEvil: Kind of. It's an adorably ugly plush toy that turns people inside-out, but it doesn't appear to be actively malevolent. Or alive.
* LivingToy: Averted. Unlike most of the creepy toys from the SCP Foundation, it does not appear to be alive.
* PainfulTransformation: Being turned inside-out.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-310 SCP-310]] - Eternal Flame
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: If a person gets a body part exposed to it, they will ''slowly burn to death'' unless the affected part can be amputated, as the flame cannot be put out by any means.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-312 SCP-312]] - Atmospheric Jellyfish
* CombatTentacles: After SCP-312 sucks a victim into the air with its atmospheric vortex it stings it with its tentacles and paralyzes it, then digests it.
* LivingGasbag: SCP-312 is a large jellyfish-like creature that floats in the air by heating atmospheric gasses within itself. It can release water vapor and control air currents to create a cloud around itself as camouflage. It hunts humans and floats above them. [[DeathByLookingUp If the human looks up at the creature, it will suck the human up into itself with a wind vortex and consume it.]]
* VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory: Sightings of so-called "atmospheric beasts" are actually quite common in real life, though there are no reports of them actively harming humans. They are often described as resembling giant, flying sea creatures, not unlike jellyfish.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-313 SCP-313]] - Powerful Hand Dryer
* BlownAcrossTheRoom: Or rather across the ''country''; it has a chance of producing superheated plasma that propels it over massive distances.
* NighInvulnerability: It's practically immune to any damage.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-314 SCP-314]] - Motion-Seeking Blade
* ImplausibleFencingPowers: Will neatly slice ''anything'' that enters its "kill radius". Tennis balls? No problem. Bullets? Easy. Hundreds of gallons of water? The blade whirls around so fast that it actually ''dries'' the area immediately surrounding the blade, effectively "cutting" through the water!
* InstantDeathRadius: First established as a 50-meter radius. When someone got skewered by toeing the 50-meter line, it was later amended to "''approximately'' 50 meters". Now, it's somewhere between 50 and 52 meters, just to be on the safe side.
* NonIndicativeName: It's actually shaped like an obelisk, rather than a conventional blade.
* ParryingBullets: Can hit bullets and other fast-moving targets, though this may cause it to have to break the sound barrier or exist in multiple places at once.
* SharpenedToASingleAtom: The blade is described as "sharpened to a molecular level".

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-319 SCP-319]] - A Curious Device
* ApocalypseHow: A solid X-4 Universal Annihilation held back by kludged Victorian-era technology. The horror angle comes from it being based on the possibility that such a thing could [[ShownTheirWork actually occur]]: a vacuum metastability event would spread through the universe at light-speed and rewrite its fundamental forces.
* AssholeVictim: SCP-319's creator, Sir Bandon, was a racist InsufferableGenius in his entries, just in case you felt bad about him vaporizing himself with his own creation.
* TheCameo: The fellow explorer Sir Bandon mentions corresponding with is almost certainly SCP-1867, Lord Blackwood, back when he was human.
* ContinuityNod: To SCP-1867 (though the name is redacted). It's also in the same mythos as "He-Who-Made-Dark"[[note]]presumably one of the extradimensional "gods" described in the journal[[/note]].
* GoneHorriblyRight: Sir Bandon wanted to travel outside reality and meet [[EldritchAbomination the gods]] face to face. He didn't consider whether he would be able to exist where they are.
* ThatWasTheLastEntry: It was found with the journal of Sir Bandon Lawhead-Smythe. The journal says how he created it and planned to use it to "open a doorway beyond our universe" so he could "walk across the threshold" and meet some Franchise/CthulhuMythos-type deities. It ends with "Once I have completed writing this entry, I shall don my protective suit, pass through the locks into the airless interior of the vault where the black door awaits me. When I next write in this journal, I shall have traveled father than any other man on the face of this Earth."

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-321 SCP-321]] - Child of Man
* AmbiguousDisorder: The fact that she has poor learning skills (taking months or even years to learn how to use eating utensils) and that she finds it difficult to perform the most basic tasks imply that she's essentially mentally ill.
* BackFromTheDead: She was originally stillborn, but her father used several SCP items — [[spoiler:including her big brother SCP-590]] — to bring her back to life.
* GentleGiant: Despite being 3.1 meters (''10 feet'') tall, she's harmless.
* HealingFactor: She can heal injuries at five times the rate of a normal human.
* LukeIAmYourFather: According to [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-561991/the-leak#post-1643635 The Leak thread]] she's [[spoiler:Dr. Bright's little sister.]]
* NoNameGiven: As with many other SCP items. However, the [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160315115906/http://clay.blorgblorgbl.org/logs/JillsBrushWithDeath.html Active Duty]] log strongly suggests that her name is "[[spoiler:Sarah]]".
* Really700YearsOld: She was originally born in the 1800s.
* TheUnintelligible: She's incapable of coherent speech, instead crying and making noises commonly made by babies.
* WomanChild: [[VagueAge While her exact age isn't specified]], she behaves very much like a young toddler due to the aforementioned mental illness.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-322 SCP-322]] - "Grow Your Own Castle" Kit
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a kit that allows the user to grow their own castle.
* FantasticFlora: It includes seeds that grow into large stone castles instead of plants.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-324 SCP-324]] - Eulogy Shrub
* MemoryJar: The shrub's berries each contain a random memory from a dead mammal buried in its soil. Eating a berry allows the subject to experience the memory contained within.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-326 SCP-326]] - A Chinese Peasant
* HarmlessFreezing: SCP-326 was a HumanPopsicle for more than fifty years. She not only survived, but revived on her own without assistance.
* HumanPopsicle: After being biologically modified, SCP-326 was placed in cryogenic suspension for more than 50 years before being released. As a result, even though she is biologically 65-70 years old, she is more than 120 years old chronologically.
* SuperStrength: SCP-326 can throw 200 kilograms of weight more than four meters. Her strength has not been formally measured and is probably greater than this.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-327 SCP-327]] - The Mermaid
* GreenThumb: Her vocalizations cause algae and plankton within a kilometer of her to reproduce at incredibly high rates.
* HellIsThatNoise: Her vocalizations have been described as highly unpleasant to listen to, and it also causes audio-visual hallucinations and headaches in humans for 6-12 hours.
* OurMermaidsAreDifferent: In this case, she appears to be a hybrid of a manatee and a human.
* YouNoTakeCandle: She talks like this due to her limited knowledge of English.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-329 SCP-329]] - The Cancer Garden
* AndIMustScream: The five occupants of the room which has been designated as SCP-329 are in advanced stages of cancer and are unable to speak, and are also in great pain. The cancer also never progresses further while inside the room, so they cannot die.
* BodyHorror: Any people inside the room during Event 329-A develop cancer, and after Event 329-A, anyone inside the room who already had cancer has their cancer tumors altered radically.
* ReligionOfEvil: The Church of the Gardener appears to worship the cancer caused by the SCP and regularly subjects people to its effects.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-330 SCP-330]] - Take Only Two
* AnArmAndALeg: If a person attempts to remove more than two pieces of candy within 24 hours, they will have their hands severed at the molecular level.
* ButThouMust: Testers are unable to avoid reading the note on the candy jar's side, and even if they approach from the opposite direction, they're aware of its request.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-331 SCP-331]] - "Tumbles"
* AnimateDead: When it's placed around the neck of a dead cat, said cat reanimates, and it responds to "Tumbles".
* RaisingTheSteaks: It reanimates any dead cat it's placed on as a "zombie cat".

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-332 SCP-332]] - The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Possibly. Some members of SCP-332 have occasionally been seen to struggle against an unknown force before falling back in line after their brief moments of distress. It's possible they're just being controlled by another entity.
* MagicMusic: Of a decidedly malevolent kind. Anyone who hears it will attempt to find instruments themselves and join in, becoming very anxious if they can't, but instead miming an instrument as they walk with the band. They will then march along until collapsing from exhaustion or hunger, and are then trampled by the band and other hypnotized people. During the first incident, this led to a 40% fatality rate among students and teachers at their school.
* ObliviouslyEvil: To the extent that they're capable of thought in their current form, the band is just performing its regular pieces and regular marches for an unusually long period, and they don't seem to notice the people they hypnotize and trample.
* PerpetualMotionMonster: Seem to have had no ill effects from standing in a field for thirty years and, unlike their victims, do not feel hunger or exhaustion from their activities.
* TheVirus: Their music acts this way. For every ten people hypnotized into becoming 332-B, the radius their music can be heard at extends another three hundred meters. The band will not stop playing until every 332-B has collapsed or died.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-335 SCP-335]] - One Hundred and Fifty 3.5" Floppy Disks
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: A set of 150 floppy disks that contains the ''entire Internet''.
* TheInternet: They contain the entirety of the Internet.
* TheInternetIsForPorn:
** Disks 1 through 12 contain all the porn on the Internet.
** Also, this:
--->Note from Dr. ██████████: I believe I know where all our bandwidth is going at night. Agent ████'s computer privileges should be limited until he either [[YouNeedToGetLaid finds a girlfriend]] or learns some self-control.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-336 SCP-336]] - "Lilith"
* ArtificialHuman: When her voice is exposed to a man with the Cohen Modal Haplotype, the instance of SCP-336-1 will be exclusively human.
* ItsAllAboutMe: She has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
* MixAndMatchCritter: She can create these by speaking within earshot of a man, causing [[BodyHorror their flesh to grow into one during their next sleep cycle]]. They are designated SCP-336-1.
* MoralityChain: She manages to keep Clef's more extreme tendencies in check.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Despite her antisocial behavior, vanity, and narcissism, she does show concern for the well-being of the facility and personnel, e.g. during Incident 239-B, she tried to convince Clef to stop his rampage, saying that his methods are too extreme. She's also very cooperative with personnel (though this was before her Retcon, so it may not still apply).
* {{Retcon}}: Before the mass edit, she had a CompellingVoice and the ability to use mirrors as a PortalNetwork.
* ScaledUp: In a sense. She has scales on her legs for unknown reasons.
* ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful: Seems to have this mindset.
* SterilityPlague: Her voice has this effect on women.
%%* {{Tsundere}}: She constantly argues with her ex Dr. Clef, and has admitted to still being in love with him.
* VoiceChangeling: She wore a voice modulator as part of her special containment procedures due to the effect her voice had.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-339 SCP-339]] - Be Silent, Be Still
* CombatTentacles: The SCP uses tendrils to ensnare and kill anything that makes even the slightest sound within roughly 5 metres of it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-343 SCP-343]] - "God"
* AffablyEvil: One perspective of him, anyway. He's affable, but his morality is pretty ambiguous and in the Competitive Eschatology, he's part of the world-ending BigBadEnsemble.
* AllPowerfulBystander: This is actually one of the reasons why the article hasn't been deleted, as — unlike the aggressive, demanding reality warpers like [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-531-d 531-D]] — "God" makes no demands of the staff and poses no (apparent) threat to the world at large.
* AmbiguouslyEvil: He is somehow influencing the Foundation into giving him whatever he wants, but we don't know his end goal or if he even has one.
* BiggerOnTheInside: A Foundation Doctor noted that after SCP-343 renovated his cell, it seemed to be many times larger on the inside than when viewed from the outside.
* CoolOldGuy: He's rather cheerful and pleasant. Personnel who interact with him tend to feel happier afterwards.
* EnemyMine: Teams up with Clef to stop 239 in "Unfinished Business".
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: He's one of the main players in the Competitive Eschatology canon, as Yahve (or somebody who merely believes he's Yahve).
%%* FriendlyEnemy: With Clef, in one of the Foundation Tales.
* {{God}}: What he claims to be, at least.
* AGodAmI: He calls himself God, yes. Although he (apparently) is a fairly benevolent example of this trope.
* GodIsEvil: In the Competitive Eschatology Canon, he wants TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, willingly let SCP-231-7 suffer as much as she did, and has [[MonsterClown Bobble the Clown]] as one of his Horsemen.
* GrandpaGod: If he really is God, since he looks like an older man.
* InsistentTerminology: He doesn't like the term RealityWarper and prefers the term "Shaper".
%%* TheMentor: He is this to SCP-239.
* MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll: It is absolutely impossible to contain 343; in fact, the only reason he remains in captivity is because he seems to like the Foundation.
* MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch: In "Unfinished Business", it's revealed that [[spoiler:he's a [[RealityWarper Type Green]], like 239 and 531-D;]] however, he's also one of the rare few who was able to stop himself from descending into destructive megalomania, hence the reason why Clef hasn't recommended his termination or revealed his true nature. Of course, since there's no canon, the validity of this story is up to you.
* TheOmnipotent: He's described as having apparent omnipotence.
* TheOmniscient: SCP-343 seems to have a knowledge of all topics, allowing him to speak with anyone about anything.
* RealityWarper: Though he prefers the term "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/games-reality-benders-play Shaper]]".
* RuleOfSeven: He's SCP-343, which is 7 cubed. 7 x 7 x 7, a number that's mentioned in the Bible as the number of times you have to forgive someone in a day, as well as practically the divine version of [[NumberOfTheBeast 666]].
* SealedGoodInACan: Subverted. Any attempts to seal SCP-343 are basically futile, and he's only there because he ''wants'' to be. [[AmbiguouslyEvil Also, the "good" part is debatable.]]
* {{Troll}}: Though generally benign, he did once delete a doctor's orders just to annoy him.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Theorized to be one of the few reality benders to ''avert'' this, which is why he's one of the only ones who hasn't been Clefforated.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-346 SCP-346]] - "Pterry" the Pterodactyl
%%* CoolPet: He's Dr. Rights' pet.
* PteroSoarer: A miniature one.
%%* RidiculouslyCuteCritter

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-347 SCP-347]] - The Invisible Woman
* {{Invisibility}}: They don't call her the ''invisible'' woman for nothing.
* InvisibleStreaker: Her clothes remain visible.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: While she's prone to acts of theft and violent outbursts, she treats people she's left alone with almost as a mother would.
* MeaningfulName: She calls herself "Claudia" after actor Creator/ClaudeRains from ''Film/TheInvisibleMan1933''.
* OddFriendship: She has one with Herr Chirurg/SCP-542. During a breach the two escaped together, regretting that their idea may not have been the best in hindsight and playfully bantered with one another. The two eventually ate together at a restaurant before going back to the Foundation peacefully.
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: She doesn't wear clothes most of the time. Not that anyone can actually see anything.
* StickyFingers: She's a kleptomaniac.
* StomachOfHolding: Undoubtedly related to the above trope, she has trained herself to be able to regurgitate swallowed objects at will. Since anything inside of her body also becomes invisible, this is very useful when trying to steal things.
* TheTease: She enjoys flirting with male personnel and Dr. Rights requests they refuse her advances.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-352 SCP-352]] - "Baba Yaga"
* EatsBabies: While SCP-352 prefers [[ToServeMan human flesh]] over other types of flesh, SCP-352 has a "special propensity for children between 0 and 2 years of age". It is heavily implied that to make SCP-352 more cooperative, the Foundation did feed her babies.
* EvilOldFolks: She's very old and very evil.
* {{Gonk}}: She's not very pleasant-looking.
* PrehensileHair: Her hair is like a spider web.
* PublicDomainCharacter: Literature/BabaYaga is a public domain character from Slavic folklore, though SCP-352 is a quite different and way more nasty version of the character. By WordOfGod, it's justified InUniverse.
--> '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-113678/scp-352#post-1176398 Dr. Gears]]''': She's an old lady, she acts like the classic fairy tale witch, she was found near Russia, so let's call her Baba Yaga.
* SuperSpit: Kind of, she has a hallucinogenic enzyme in her saliva and hairs.
* ToServeMan: She prefers human flesh over other types of flesh.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-353 SCP-353]] - "Vector"
* BadPowersBadPeople: Played with in that Dr. Glass observes and believes that Vector could potentially do good with her PlagueMaster powers. She could have used her powers to cure everyone's infectious diseases and become a living disease database, but she only cares about the evil applications.
* BlessedWithSuck: Any attempt she makes to manipulate the diseases in her body causes her to get the symptoms of said diseases. [[CombatSadomasochist Not that she minds.]]
* CardCarryingVillain: She thinks and behaves like a supervillain.
* DarkIsEvil: According to Dr. Glass, she uses a heavy amount of black for "cosmetic purposes", suggesting that her Vector persona has this theme going on.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of a supervillain. She's a superpowered sociopath who wants to infect as many people as possible. However, she was subdued and apprehended relatively easily.
* ForTheEvulz: When asked why she was collecting diseases and infecting people with them, she responded with "Because I can". Dr. Glass also observes that she has a MightMakesRight attitude.
* MeaningfulName: A vector in epidemiology is a biological organism that transmits a pathogen, which is exactly what she is.
* {{Narcissist}}: Dr. Glass observes that she has some seriously narcissistic tendencies.
* PlagueMaster: She can siphon infectious diseases away from other sources, "store" them in her body, and redistribute them as a pandemic.
* RealityEnsues: Invoked. The Foundation forbids its guards to buy into her supervillain fantasies. If she escapes, she's to be subdued; if she refuses to cooperate, she's to be punished; and she's to be addressed not as "Vector", but as "SCP-353".
* SmugSnake: Believes herself to be a powerful supervillain, yet is very easily subdued when she escapes.
* TheSociopath: Dr. Glass thinks so, anyway.
* WrongGenreSavvy: She believes herself to be a supervillain straight from the pages of a comic book.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354 SCP-354]] - The Red Pool
* BerserkButton: It was actually playing around with them before they tried to drain it, which it didn't take kindly to.
* CombatTentacles: When the monster [=SCP-354-14=] appeared in the Pool, it used 5 octopus-like tentacles to grab several D-class personnel and pull them into the Pool.
* EldritchLocation: A blood-red pool that's sentient, as well as the fact that it can spawn otherworldly things from itself.
* GeniusLoci: It's basically all but directly stated that the Pool itself is sentient, and it's ''angry''.
* HoldTheLine: How the Foundation is forced to deal with the Pool and its periodic emergent monsters. A more definitive solution still hasn't been found, and worse yet, the Pool is ''[[OhCrap expanding]]''.
* ImmuneToBullets: At least three of the monsters that have come out of SCP-354 have been effectively immune to bullets, including SCP-354-2 ("virtually bulletproof"), SCP-354-4 ("Gunfire caused very little physical harm and was highly ineffective"), and SCP-354-16 ("Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide.").
* {{Invisibility}}: SCP-354-18 was one of the entities that came out of SCP-354. It was a Franchise/{{Terminator}}-style robot with a cloaking device that made it invisible to human sight.
* KillItWithFire: SCP-354-2 was a bear-sized creature covered with razor-sharp spines. After it came out of SCP-354, it proved to be ImmuneToBullets and had to be destroyed with napalm.
%%* MindRape: When the Foundation tried to drain it, it responded with this. Frustratingly, the post-incident interviewers don't seem to understand this.
* MonsterOfTheWeek: Dangerous creatures emerge from the pool at various times, and their appearances and capabilities all vary, from SCP-354-4 (a [[LizardFolk humanoid reptilian]]) to SCP-354-3 (a large black sphere that emits [[EnergyWeapon concentrated beams of radiation]]) to SCP-354-6 ([[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking an ordinary man of Indian decent]]).
* PortalPool: It's essentially a portal to another dimension.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-355 SCP-355]] - The Serrated Lawn
* AgonyOfTheFeet: Anything that steps onto the "grass" with inadequate foot protection has their feet pierced by the "grass" blades, and said blades embed themselves as well, making it difficult for the victim to leave.
* KillItWithFire: The "grass" can be destroyed with fire.
* VampiricDraining: The "grass" blades siphon bodily fluids through a victim's feet.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-359 SCP-359]] - The Hawk
* LivingStatue: It's a living metal sculpture of a red-tailed hawk.
* ToServeMan: After it was contained, it began killing and eating D-class personnel who entered its enclosure during restricted hours.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-363 SCP-363]] - Not Centipedes
* CreepyCentipedes: These look like normal giant centipedes in the light. When the lights turn off, they grow to massive sizes and become hostile. Even worse, [[TheVirus they can turn humans into]] BodyHorror centipedes!
* KillItWithFire: SCP-363 is scared of fire, and Foundation troops are issued flamethrowers to use against them. After one containment breach, the site where SCP-363 was being held was firebombed in order to destroy them.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-370 SCP-370]] - A Key
* TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow: It's a highly contagious infohazard, and knowing anything about it other than that it is a key leads to infection, which can lead to either suicide, murderous rampages, or casually mentioning infectious SCP-370 information to other people.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-371 SCP-371]] - Macrovirus
* ChestBurster: After SCP-371 infects a victim with its genetic material, new SCP-371 specimens are created inside the victim's abdominal cavity. Once the specimens grow to a length of 20 centimeters, they burst out of the victim's body, causing severe trauma (including internal injuries, serious bleeding, and death).
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-371 reproduces by inserting its genetic material into an animal. The genetic material takes over the victim's cells and causes them to produce SCP-371 specimens. When the specimens become large enough, the next time the victim enters an aquatic environment they use a ChestBurster technique to leave the body.
* MegaMicrobes: It's a species of virus that can grow from 20 cm to ''2.5 meters'' in length.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-372 SCP-372]] - Peripheral Jumper
%%* BigCreepyCrawlies: Implied to be this.
%%* BizarreAlienBiology: See SpiderSense.
* DontLookAtMe: Although it's not hostile about it... unless you confine it such that there are no blind spots at all for it to hide in, then it'll go out of its way to ''make'' them.
* EyeScream: SCP-372 is an example of HeWhoMustNotBeSeen and tries to avoid being seen. During one experiment where it was released into a room with 4 human observers, it attacked one of them and caused them to lose an eye so they couldn't see it.
* {{Gaslighting}}: It was first discovered hanging around a patient complaining of hallucinations. Unfortunately, SCP-372 wasn't a hallucination, and thus the patient wasn't helped by any sort of treatment. By the time SCP-372 was captured, the patient had actually gone insane due to stress.
* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: It constantly moves out of line of sight.
* SpiderSense: In place of eyes and ears, it has a sensory organ that allows it to predict where a person is going to look so it can move out of the way.
* SuperReflexes: How it stays out of sight.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-378 SCP-378]] - Brainworm
* CreepyCentipedes: SCP-378 are centipede-like creatures that can enter a human being's skull and occupy the frontal lobe of the victim's brain.
* HealingFactor: When SCP-378 occupies a human being's brain, the host gains the ability to almost instantly regenerate physical damage. In one case, a host tore off his own arm and attacked using it as a weapon. When he pressed it against his shoulder, it re-attached immediately.
* KillItWithFire: SCP-378 are almost invulnerable to attack. The only thing that can even incapacitate them is fire. Fire is also effective in suppressing a victim/host's HealingFactor.
* PuppeteerParasite: After SCP-378 enters a victim's skull, it gains control of their brain and controls their body. The victim acts normally while under control, indicating that SCP-378 can read the victim's memories and personality.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-387 SCP-387]] - Living Lego
* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' place any Megablocks near them, or [EXPUNGED] will occur.
* LivingToys: They're Lego pieces and people that come to life when humans play with them.
* SelfDuplication: They can produce more Legos, but will only do so when in a specific container. The inverse will also happen if the container is filled with more Legos than it can hold (i.e. the Legos will disappear until the container is filled exactly to capacity).

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-395 SCP-395]] - The Bottle Baby
* PeopleJars: SCP-395 is a human fetus that lives in a specimen jar filled with formaldehyde. It is fed a mixture of milk and blood once per week.
* {{Telepathy}}: Any human female within 5 meters of SCP-395 is put under its telepathic control. She will begin to lactate, remove SCP-395 from its [[PeopleJars People Jar]], and allow it to suckle from her.

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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-400 SCP-400]] - Beautiful Babies
* DeathOfAChild: SCP-400 infests and kills babies, then uses MindManipulation pheromones to make their mothers think they're still alive.
* EyeScream: SCP-400 is an anomalous form of the common pillbug that enters the body of a human baby by burrowing through its flesh. One possible point of entry is the baby's eyes.
* MindRape: An interview attached to the article indicates that SCP-400 can keep up its MindManipulation for ''years'', which will ''seriously'' screw up the affected mother's mental functions.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-400 reproduces by touching a human woman's skin. This causes the woman to become pregnant with more examples of SCP-400 and eventually give birth to them.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-401 SCP-401]] - A Palm Tree
* AttemptedRape: Implied when it's stated that during its male reproductive phase, it'll attack human females in order to reproduce.
* BodyHorror: It's a eucalyptus tree made of human biomass.
* EyesDoNotBelongThere: It has eyes growing on the end of each finger.
* GenderBender: A particularly disgusting example. Although SCP-401 is genetically male, it will grow fully formed female reproductive organs in its hands once it goes into bloom, then will undergo menstruation after five days before developing male sexual organs in their place.
* MeatMoss: Literally. It's a eucalyptus tree composed of human body parts.
* MonsterIsAMommy: [[spoiler:SCP-401 has produced at least two offspring through artificial insemination. One was a normal, though myopic, baby boy born to a human mother. The other was when the tree itself was inseminated, which caused the arm to become pregnant and then hurl a bladder containing a fetus. This grew into a tiny seedling version of SCP-401, but it died of malnutrition a week later.]]
* MultiArmedAndDangerous: Its branches are all made of arms, some of which split into two or three forearms at the elbow.
* TooManyMouths: Each of its roots, which are really esophagi, ends in a fully formed mouth.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-403 SCP-403]] - Escalating Lighter
* SerialEscalation: It's in the name. It's a lighter that produces a larger flame every time it is activated within 24 hours.
* StuffBlowingUp:
** When a D-class attempted to light it for a third time in 2 hours, an explosion of superheated gas and plasma was produced that damaged the flame-resistant plating on the walls and destroyed the monitoring equipment, but left the lighter and its holder unharmed.
** When a D-class attempted to light it for a fourth time, an explosion was produced that had a magnitude of ''10 MT (megaton) of TNT''. As before, the D-class was unharmed.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-405 SCP-405]] - Telepathy Virus
* DrivenToSuicide: SCP-405 is a contagious effect that causes the victim to gain the power of uncontrollable {{Telepathy}}. The constant mental "noise" and resulting sleep deprivation cause most victims to attempt suicide.
* {{Telepathy}}: A person affected by SCP-405 will be able to hear the thoughts of any other human within a specific radius, ranging from 200 meters to several kilometers away.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-408 SCP-408]] - Illusory Butterflies
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: They're butterflies that create illusions.
* HiveMind: They work in tandem at all times.
* {{Invisibility}}: One of their main abilities.
* MasterOfIllusion: It's in their nickname. They've even been proven to be able to turn themselves into ''SCP-682''!
* TheSwarm: Although they're pretty much harmless. They're also sentient.
* TheWormThatWalks: Can pull this off using their illusory abilities.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-409 SCP-409]] - Contagious Crystal
* BodyHorror: Any living thing that touches it is gradually converted to crystal, and the process is described as being extremely painful. Even amputation of the affected areas will not stop it.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a crystal that turns any non-granite matter into more of itself. However, the effect is far more serious in organic matter.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-410 SCP-410]] - Editor Beetles
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: They're beetles that consume any textual errors and excrete corrections to that same medium.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-412 SCP-412]] - Mutagenic Mirror
* BodyHorror: Each time a subject views themselves in the mirror, they suffer progressively worse bodily changes. The changes start out with enlarged lymph nodes, a facial rash, and skin discoloration. They eventually progress to an expanded ribcage, mouth cysts that force the jaw to stay open, and problems with the immune and reproductive systems.
* MagicMirror: Anyone who looks into this mirror suffers progressive body changes. If they live long enough, a cavity forms in their chest and a small humanoid creature appears in the cavity.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-413 SCP-413]] - Endless Garage
* AlienGeometries: SCP-413 regularly changes its interior dimensions to cause people inside of it to become lost. Because of this, any Foundation personnel who enter SCP-413 are required to use GPS or safety lines to find their way.
* BiggerOnTheInside: Foundation investigation has established that the interior of SCP-413 is larger than the building's external dimensions.
* BrownNote: SCP-413 gives off a low-frequency sound inside itself that harms human navigation abilities, balance and short term memory. Prolonged exposure can cause nausea, dizziness, vomiting, vertigo, anxiety and claustrophobia. Luckily, the effect will wear off after the victim leaves SCP-413.
* GeniusLoci: SCP-413 is a sapient parking garage which can change its internal layout, and also change the painting on its insides to spell out words for communication. It uses its abilities to play pranks on people, and also to punish vandals by trapping them for months [[MobileMaze in an ever-shifting labyrinth]].
* MobileMaze: SCP-413 [[AlienGeometries changes its internal dimensions]] and uses [[BrownNote a low-frequency sound that makes it hard to navigate]] to trap people inside itself for variable lengths of time, from twenty minutes to more than three months.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-415 SCP-415]] - The Harvested Man
* BodyHorror: SCP-415 is a human being who has been physically altered so it is easy to surgically steal his organs.
* HealingFactor: SCP-415 heals from damage at an accelerated rate and is able to re-grow lost internal organs.
* YearInsideHourOutside: Occasionally SCP-415 is taken by unknown means into another dimension and returned after a few seconds. After being returned, SCP-415 says he spent a considerable period of time in the other dimension, up to several years in some cases.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-416 SCP-416]] - Infinite Forest
* AlienGeometries: It's a forest that cannot be left on foot once inside it, and when several D-class personnel were tasked with going from one end to the other, their movement speed relative to the area outside the SCP decreased dramatically as they ventured deeper into the forest, despite them maintaining a constant speed.
* MisplacedWildlife: A plant version; the forest contains several species of tree that are native to other parts of the world, and the Foundation is trying to understand how they got there in the first place.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-417 SCP-417]] - The Plague Tree
* BizarreAlienReproduction: Anyone who opens SCP-417's fruit will be attacked by the insects contained within. In 45% of these cases, the affected person will die after a few hours, and a new tree will grow from where their body used to be.
* BodyHorror: In 50% of cases where a person has been attacked by one of the SCP's insects, they begin expelling flesh after 2-24 hours.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-418 SCP-418]] - The Human Jigsaw
* BeatStillMyHeart: His heart has been removed and has been designated SCP-418-1. It is used by the Foundation as a means of keeping him under control.
%%* BrooklynRage: This is what gives him away as being able to speak English in his interview.
* DetachmentCombat: Primarily used for utility in his career as an industrial saboteur rather than combat. Although in his interview log, he tries to escape after being outed by ''throwing his intestines at Dr. Lee, which then strangle him''.
* MagicalNativeAmerican: He's of Native-American decent.
* TheMole: He's working for someone else, but refuses to say who. Not that the Foundation wasn't able to figure it out anyway, but they won't tell us either.
%%* MundaneUtility: See DetachmentCombat.
* NameThatUnfoldsLikeLotusBlossom: "Laughing Badger". He probably just made it up.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-419 SCP-419]] - Window to the World
* AfterTheEnd: Based on observations made through SCP-419, a war occurred and the city was devastated, with buildings burning and reduced to rubble.
* AlienGeometries: A cityscape can be seen through SCP-419. The buildings are similar to those of the Victorian Era on Earth but appear to be unusually twisted or warped and based on non-Euclidean geometry.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420 SCP-420]] - Aggressive Skin Condition
* BodyHorror: Anyone drinking SCP-420-1 (the liquid inside SCP-420) will suffer six stages of progressive body changes. The changes include finger nails, toenails and skin becoming brittle and growing at an increased rate, skin cancer, skin, hair and mouths growing in random locations, and the victim's skin killing and eating other creatures.
* KillItWithFire: When a person who drank SCP-420-1 reaches the sixth stage of infection, they start growing rapidly and must be incinerated before something horrible occurs.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-421 SCP-421]] - Shoal of Driftwood
* TheAssimilator: It tries to incorporate driftwood into itself whenever it can, and it attacks and sinks ships for this purpose.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-423 SCP-423]] - Self-Inserting Character
* BlindIdiotTranslation: When inserted into the German edition of ''Literature/MeinKampf'', Fred's additions are noted to contain a number of grammatical and stylistic mistakes.
* CoconutSuperpowers: In a weird case of this, Fred can only edit the text in a story, so when he was sent into an old issue of ''ComicBook/XMen'', he took the form of a mutant whose powers, coincidentally, happened to make him invisible and inaudible.
* DivideByZero: An evident risk the Foundation is intent on avoiding. Not only is any attempt to cross 423 with any SCP that exhibits literary manipulation or effects not even considered, but even a proposal to have him enter a perfectly normal book involving a character who can, themselves, enter works of fiction was summarily rejected.
* GenderBender: In one case, the Foundation decided to force Fred as a main character by writing a story in a fantasy world where all people were female except for a legendary hero drawn from another world. The only change Fred made was that one of a queen's servants was now named Frederica.
* HerCodeNameWasMarySue: Averted; due to his apparent desire to simply witness literary events in person, Fred typically casts himself as a minor character, and in some cases writes himself out of the story's main drama (such as in ''Theatre/TwelveAngryMen'', where he is a guard "disappointed to be excluded from the jurors' deliberations"). Though he did rewrite an experiment log to describe himself as "ruggedly handsome".
* MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll: He's managed to make appearances in at least two other [=SCP=] files, meaning he's not exactly all that well contained. [[spoiler:The second of the appearances, in SCP-3143, actually reveals that the Foundation has lost track of him.]]
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Sorta. Fred suddenly gains any powers that'd be considered "normal" for him to be a minor character in a story, and only in that story. If he's in ''Literature/HarryPotter'', for instance, he becomes a wizard, and in a story with talking animals, he becomes one of the animals.
* NiceGuy: Fred is polite, courteous, resists the temptation of MarySue-ism, and criticizes the Foundation for its WeHaveReserves attitude toward D-Classes. [[invoked]]
* OhNoNotAgain: His reaction to ''Literature/AtlantaNights'' is "You bastards. I'm not going back in there, you can't make me." Given the book already has a minor character called Frederick [[note]]named after the city of the VanityPublishing company targeted by the authors[[/note]] it ends up intriguing the Foundation.
* OneSteveLimit: This is {{averted|trope}} if Fred's inserted into a story that already has a character named Fred, such as ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince,'' as he will still be called Fred despite multiple characters now having that same name.
* SelfInsertFic: He's a sapient character that automatically adjusts all stories he "enters" to have him featured in some fashion or another, so every story he's been in technically counts as one.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-424 SCP-424]] - Nanomimes
* BlobMonster: SCP-424 is a smooth, black and white gelatinous mass made up of a large number of microscopic organisms.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: SCP-424 can take the form (but not the coloration) of any object or creature it has ever seen.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 Me, SCP-426]] - I am a Toaster
* BewareTheSillyOnes: I am normally completely hilarious due to my article being a magnificent case of {{Painting The Medium}}... but I can also be [[SurpriseCreepy utterly horrifying]] if I'm not properly contained. After all, I gruesomely killed three innocent people when they all tried to imitate being a toaster when I was left around them for too long.
* EldritchAbomination: One interpretation of me (courtesy of [[Wiki/TheWanderersLibrary the Serpent's Hand]]) has me described as one — [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/hello-i-am-an-eldritch-horror "I, Who Will Be One With All"]], to be precise. I'm also dangerous enough that [[EveryoneHasStandards even the Serpent's Hand]] are fine with me being locked up by the Foundation for the foreseeable future.
* EnslavedTongue: I make people unintentionally refer to me in the first person.
* ItsAllAboutMe: A photo the Foundation once took of me with SCP-978 came out looking as though it were the result of me taking a selfie, which implies that not only am I sentient, but apparently I'm also quite [[{{Pride}} vain]].
* MindControlDevice: One of the possible theories brought up for my anomalous properties is that I'm one, where I corrupt people's minds into thinking they're toasters if they're left alone with me for too long.
* MindScrew: Considering I make you think that you're me, it gets confusing.
* PaintingTheMedium: Because of what I do, my article is screwed up with first-person references to me.
* ThirdPersonPerson: [[InvertedTrope I'm an inversion of this.]] When one of my screws was put into SCP-914, the screw could only be referred to in the second person. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/that-goddamn-thing The only time anyone was able to refer to me in the third person was with this doctor who kept referring to me as "that goddamn thing".]] He was apparently able to do this through ThePowerOfHate, [[AxCrazy but it didn't end well]].
* YouWillBeAssimilated: I'm a mental variation of this trope. If someone is left alone with me for too long, their self-identity will eventually be overwritten with my own as they start to think that they're a toaster.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-428 SCP-428]] - The Crowd
* TheAssimilator: SCP-428 will constantly try to acquire new bodies (save for a week-long grace period after acquiring a body where it will stay in place unless someone wanders too close).
* BodyHorror: All of the members of the crowd are former human beings who have had every part of their bodies other than their skin replaced with an unidentified material. Even worse, the only reason they're still alive is because they now have crude umbilical cords that terminate in a huge pile of organs found in the center of the room they're in.
* HealingFactor: Damage to SCP-428’s "crowd" heals at a faster than normal rate. For example, a bullet hole will close up within a few days.
* HiveMind: The various members of the "crowd" can think as one, which allows SCP-428 to move quickly in a way that a crowd of normal human beings attached together cannot. It retains some of the talents, skills, and memories of the people it absorbs and can use these abilities to add new members or attempt to escape retaliation or containment.
* KeystoneArmy: The center mass of SCP-428 can be hurt, and the pain from the injury will also be spread to the crowd; this is exploited by the Foundation to recontain it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-429 SCP-429]] - Clockwork Teleporter
* AndIMustScream: People traveling by it are suspended in endless darkness, paralyzed, for about as long as it would take to walk to their destination on foot. Hunger, thirst, and other issues are not suppressed during this time.
* ExtradimensionalShortcut: People traveling by it are suspended in endless darkness, paralyzed, for about as long as it would take to walk to their destination on foot, [[YearInsideHourOutside but it appears instantaneous from the outside]].
* RapidAging: If someone tries to use it without understanding it, they will still teleport, but when they re-appear, they will be dead and in a state of advanced decay. Monitoring devices sent with it on one of these jaunts recorded over 8 months passing. The creator of SCP-429 died of old age after using it too often.
* StealthyTeleportation: When someone wears SCP-429, they can visualize a location and be instantly teleported there. Note that [[YearInsideHourOutside "instantly" only applies from an outside perspective]]. Inside the the dimension used for the ExtradimensionalShortcut is endlessly dark.
* YearInsideHourOutside: Testing reveals that when SCP-429 is activated without the instinctive understanding it grants, it will disappear and re-appear later within 1.76 kilometers of its previous location between 11 and 17 minutes later. However, approximately 8 months will have passed for anyone or anything attached to it during the teleportation.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-430 SCP-430]] - A Peasant's Punishment
* ClingyMacGuffin: It seeks for a new prisoner once the original dies. And if he leaves somehow, he returns after three hours.
* MadeOfIndestructium: It rusts, but it's hard to damage and to get a huge sample. To make things weirder, analysis of the rusted parts show no indication of being anything other than iron.
* TailorMadePrison: It's an individual metallic cylinder that is impossible to leave. It was apparently made for crimes against the Church or feudal authority.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-432 SCP-432]] - Cabinet Maze
* BeastInTheMaze: The inside of SCP-432 is an extra-dimensional labyrinth made up of a complex maze of corridors. It's haunted by an unseen monster similar to the Minotaur of Myth/GreekMythology.
* BiggerOnTheInside: SCP-432 is a steel storage cabinet. Inside it is a huge underground labyrinth of steel tunnels.
* ALoadOfBull: It's strongly implied that the labyrinth inside SCP-432 and the monster SCP-432-1 that haunts it are the Labyrinth of Knossos and the Minotaur of Myth/GreekMythology. In the Discussion for SCP-432, its creator admits this to be the case.
* PortalDoor: The doorway in SCP-432 leads to a large underground labyrinth of steel-lined corridors.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-435 SCP-435]] - "He-Who-Made-Dark"
* CastingAShadow: The indicative name shows it's an entity with powers drawing from the absence of light.
* EldritchAbomination: SCP-435-2 is [[spoiler:the three-dimensional projection of]] an extradimensional entity, which looks like a cross between a cephalopod and a higher-order fractal. Anything that it touches gets turned upside down, inside out, or [DATA EXPUNGED] hard enough to trigger nuclear reactions. It's completely invulnerable, and the only chance of containing it is that it generally doesn't move around while the SCP-435 meteorite is brightly lit, lest it intersect water or land and [DATA EXPUNGED].
* FantasticNuke: It's implied to be the true cause behind the ''Castle Bravo'' nuclear test at Bikini Atoll.
%%* RealEventFictionalCause: See FantasticNuke above.
* SealedEvilInACan: According to the tribe that used to guard it, the meteorite is the lock that keeps He-Who-Made-Dark out of the universe. The Foundation certainly thinks that it could threaten all life on Earth.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Which is why it's always covered by ever-lit lamps. And apparently only 90 seconds in darkness are enough for it to unleash its powers.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-438 SCP-438]] - Addictive Straitjacket of Espionage
* AstralProjection: SCP-438 appears to be a normal straitjacket. When it is put on, the person wearing it falls into a coma and undergoes an OBE (Out of Body Experience). Their consciousness can travel great distances instantly and effortlessly, with a full range of sensory perception.
* RemoteYetVulnerable: While the person wearing SCP-438 is undergoing their OBE (Out of Body Experience), their body is completely helpless and vulnerable to being injured or killed.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-439 SCP-439]] - Bone Hive
* AllMythsAreTrue: In this particular case, it's basically the many disturbing rumors about earwigs, taken UpToEleven.
* AndIMustScream: But the insects have probably already eaten your vocal cords.
* BodyHorror: Imagine having your bones start growing and distorting as you slowly turn into an inert mass for a swarm of earwigs to inhabit and slowly eat. All this happens while you are still alive and fully conscious of what is happening.
* FateWorseThanDeath: SCP-439 keeps its victims alive and conscious as it distorts and colonizes their body. Even after the colony finally disbands (ripping the hive to pieces in the process), the hive only truly dies when it eventually starves to death.
* InsectQueen: The one that founds the Bone Hive, and thus the only one that presents a threat.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-440 SCP-440]] - Sand-Based Ecology
* CombatTentacles: SCP-440-2 ("Rocktopods") are made up of sand and look like squids or octopi. They can throw rocks with their tentacles.
* SentientSands: SCP-440 is an anomalous form of sand from which certain creatures are created spontaneously.
* SiliconBasedLife: Several types of creatures are made up of SCP-440, which is an anomalous form of sand. The sand is made up of silica (silicon dioxide).

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-441 SCP-441]] - Jacob Ram
* BodyHorror: Though [[NothingIsScarier an explicit description is avoided]], it caused this in D-1570, who later died due to acute pneumonia and ██████████████████.
* EnemyToAllLivingThings: It cripples the immune systems of nearby humans and causes black grass to grow in the places where it has grazed, which has to be removed.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's an adult male Jacob Ram.
* GlowingEyesOfDoom: It has glowing eyes in its page image, and it cripples nearby humans' immune systems, causing their death through prolonged exposure due to massive infections.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-446 SCP-446]] - Human Mannequin
* AndIMustScream: From the hints given (e.g. eyes following the nearest person and trying to make eye contact, trying to speak while being vivisected, etc.), the mannequin was originally a human woman who was somehow changed into its current form. It can't communicate with the Foundation doctors studying it, though it very much wants to.
* BodyHorror: SCP-446 was apparently originally a human woman who was changed into the form of a mannequin by unknown means.
* HealingFactor: According to [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/document-446-1-a Document 446-1-A]], any wounds SCP-446 receives will heal within 5-10 minutes with no scarring.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-447 SCP-447]] - Ball of Green Slime
* DependingOnTheWriter: Due to how the original article was very much written with SCP-447 being a giant NoodleIncident-based RunningGag in mind, the actual effects of SCP-447-2 coming into contact with dead bodies (or the reason behind the rule of SCP-447 not touching dead bodies) vary considerably between different authors. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-truth-about-447 Most]] [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/insufficient-clearance theories]] are very silly, but [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/a-slumber-did-my-spirit-seal some]] [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/mint-and-clay can]] get quite serious.
* ForWantOfANail: 447-2 is useful for enhancing basically everything, as long as you don't mind the occasional green tint and minty smell. Unfortunately, a lot of its potential applications get axed by virtue of the Foundation not wanting it anywhere within several country miles of a dead body, which means no using it on anything that might pose the slightest hazard to life and limb (like Lego blocks, swimming pools, and cement, just to name a few) or just might end up in the same place as a dead body in general (like clothing, smoke grenades, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and sexual lubricant]]).
* ILoveTheDead: 447-2 works as a sexual lubricant, but the Foundation doesn't want it being marketed this way because of the possibility of...well, guess.
* InfiniteSupplies: 447 (the green sphere) is able to produce infinite quantities of 447-2 (the slime) and is kept in a 50-gallon plastic container at all times.
* NoodleIncident: The effects of letting SCP-447-2 coming into contact with dead bodies was well-documented in its recovery incident, but is completely expunged.
* RiddleForTheAges: What exactly ''does'' happen when 447-2 comes into contact with dead bodies? What's amusing is that for the most part, 447-2 is actually relatively harmless and even pretty beneficial for most objects it's applied to ([[RunningGag except for dead bodies]]).
* RunningGag:
** "SCP-447-2 must not come into contact with dead bodies."
** SCP-447-2's association with the color green and the smell of mint, and the Foundation pointing it out every single time.
* SignatureScent: Anything SCP-447-2 is used on will smell like mint.
* TakeOurWordForIt: SCP-447-2's interaction with dead bodies was apparently so bad, the Foundation originally classified it as ''Keter'', before downgrading it to Safe.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-451 SCP-451]] - Mister Lonely
* AloneInACrowd: After coming into contact with [REDACTED], SCP-451 is incapable of seeing, hearing, or otherwise interacting with other humans.
* TheAloner: What he thinks he is, as he cannot see any other human beings.
* AndIMustScream: His journals even reference the TropeNamer story and relates it to himself, adding "What's the point in screaming if no one's around to hear?"
* BungledSuicide: SCP-451 attempted to shoot himself at one point, only for the bullet to simply phase through him and hit a researcher.
* ItsAllMyFault: Blames himself for accidentally killing off humanity, unaware that it's still alive.
* MercyKill: It's indicated that while SCP top brass is insistent on keeping him alive until he can be cured, the standard agents - presumably many of whom he once served with - were driven by his pitiable state to start leaving him ways to kill himself. This stops after - as detailed above - a gun left this way goes through him and hits someone else.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-452 SCP-452]] - Dreamcatcher Spider
* DeepSleep: Humans that have slept in the spiders' vicinity have reported that they had restful sleep, but they also feel "unusual, like [they are] missing something".
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a group of black widow spiders able to suppress the dreams of any nearby sleeping humans.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-453 SCP-453]] - Scripted Nightclub
* GratuitousLatin: Participants in a Script begin speaking in Latin.
* RealEventFictionalCause: It caused [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1857_Basilicata_earthquake the Great Neapolitan Earthquake]].

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-455 SCP-455]] - Cargo Ship
* AlienGeometries: In addition to the ship being BiggerOnTheInside, it regularly changes its internal structure in bizarre ways to trap and harm intruders and inflicts audible and visual hallucinations on them.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The ship's internal structures are larger than the external dimensions of the ship, such as a hall inside the ship extending 600 feet beyond the hull and the interior of the ship having 30 decks even though it should only have six.
* YearInsideHourOutside: Experiment Log 455. During the second expedition into SCP-455, two weeks passed inside the ship while 10 seconds passed outside. During the third expedition ten hours passed inside the ship while a few minutes passed outside of it.
* YearOutsideHourInside: Experiment Log 455. During the second expedition into SCP-455, 16 hours passed outside the ship while one minute passed inside it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-457 SCP-457]] - Burning Man
* AsteroidsMonster: Once he reaches a large-enough size, he'll break into two, and then four, and so on. Although they're all hostile to each other.
* ElementalEmbodiment: Despite the name, 457 is less "man" and more "burning". It has no physical body and consists entirely of fire, appearing to be a fire elemental of sorts. Much like fire itself, it seems to have no goal but to spread itself further.
* ElementalRockPaperScissors: Consists of fire, is weak to water.
* EvilCounterpart: It's more or less this to SCP-054, a more passive water being.
* EvilLivingFlames: It appears to be composed entirely of flame, and though it's intelligent enough to communicate with humans (it can do so by writing letters out of its own flames), its goals are limited to simply spreading and acquiring fuel sources. Several wildfires have been attributed to it.
* {{Pyromaniac}}: It's ''obsessed'' with burning things and searching for fuel to burn.
-->[[HulkSpeak Want fuel. Want air. Want burn. Want to burn. Want to burn. Want to burn.]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[LogicalWeakness Water]], [[ElementalRockPaperScissors naturally]]. Its containment procedures include a sprinkler system.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458 SCP-458]] - The Never-Ending Pizza Box
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's literally a Little Caesar's pizza box (large size) that always has pizza in it. Always.
* InfiniteSupplies: Nobody knows where the [EXPUNGED] the pizza inside comes from. Thankfully, there seem to be no harmful effects from eating it ([[RealityEnsues aside from the usual obesity that comes from eating large amounts of normal pizza]]).
* MadeOfIndestructium: All attempts to dismantle or destroy it have failed, and Cain was apparently able to hold it without causing it to disintegrate.
* MundaneUtility: It's currently "contained" in the staff break room, and free for anyone who's hungry for some pizza.
* OneNoteCook: It can make pizza from any chain, with any topping, including homemade pizzas. However, it can only make pizza, and cannot use ingredients that would be indigestible by a normal human being.
* SupremeChef: If an inanimate object can be considered a chef, then it qualifies. The pizza it makes is delicious.
* {{Telepathy}}: Theorized to be telepathic, given its ability to determine what its holder's favorite pizza type is even if said holder has never had pizza in their life.
* YourFavorite: Tests show that it seems to read the mind of whoever touches it to create their "perfect pizza", using the toppings, crust, sauce, and cheese they would enjoy eating most. This even works on other [=SCPs=]. For example: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076 Able's]] favorite pizza is apparently [[RealMenEatMeat a large pizza with meatballs, pepperoni, bacon, Canadian bacon, sausage, hamburger, and thick crust]]. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-040 040's]] favorite pizza is a small pizza with extra cheese and a cheese-stuffed crust. The only exception thus far is [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4999 SCP-4999]], who instead gets the favorite pizza of the person he's accompanying, which he shares with that person.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-462 SCP-462]] - The Getaway Car
* StealthyTeleportation: When someone sits in the driver's seat of SCP-462 and turns the key, they will disappear and turn up near their intended destination a variable amount of time later, without any other teleportation effects:
--> If a human sits in the driver's seat and turns the key as if to start the vehicle, they will instantaneously disappear. Around 42% of SCP-462's drivers have been known to suddenly reappear without the vehicle at a distant location after a random period of time, ranging from 43 seconds to 7 months, near the spot that they have confirmed as being their chosen destination.
* YearOutsideHourInside: Most people who use SCP-462 for StealthyTeleportation remember driving for a few minutes before ending up at their destination. However, they can re-appear up to seven months later.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-466 SCP-466]] - Mobile Veins
* BodyHorror: SCP-466 is the animated combination of the cardiovascular systems of four different people, plus the head of the original person. Originally it was the cardiovascular system of one person which somehow became independent of its original body. It obtained the additional three systems by attacking several doctors that were trying to help it after it appeared to die.
* CombatTentacles: The vessels of SCP-466's cardiovascular systems (veins and arteries) can be used as tentacles to grasp and constrict. After it acquired additional cardiovascular systems, the vessels became more powerful and developed barbs on the ends that can inflict damage.
* HealingFactor: SCP-466 is noted as being able to heal any damage to itself at an accelerated rate.
* KillItWithFire: If SCP-466 breaches containment, it is to be suppressed using flame weaponry (e.g. flamethrowers).
* RetCon: SCP-466's rewrite is one of the most atypical rewrites on the Wiki yet. The original article consisted of everything in the ORIGINAL folder, and the rewrite added the four folders beside it, meaning that the rewrite is more of an external expansion than a full RetCon.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-469 SCP-469]] - Many-Winged Angel
* AngelicAbomination: Far from an unorthodox angel.
* ElementalAbsorption: It absorbs sound through its wings for sustenance.
%%* FetalPositionRebirth: In a sense.
* GoodWingsEvilWings: Subverted. Its wings are white, but it's ''far'' from benevolent.
* LightIsNotGood: It is covered entirely in white wings but will inject a neurotoxin to any human or animal that comes too close in order to feed itself from their screams.
* LovesTheSoundOfScreaming: It ''feeds'' on it.
* NothingIsScarier: Something... horrible apparently happens when it hears a bell ring. All that is known is that it wakes up and unfurls its wings before [DATA EXPUNGED].
* OurAngelsAreDifferent: It resembles the common depiction of angels, albeit with more wings.
* PoisonousPerson: Its feathers release a neurotoxin that stimulates all the pain receptors in the body, causing its victim to scream, thus feeding it even more.
* RazorWings: Its wings are like stingers.
* SizeShifter: The more sound it absorbs, the bigger it gets and the more wings it grows.
* StealthPun: SCP-469 especially likes the sound of bells as its power source... as in, [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings]].

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-472 SCP-472]] - The Bloodstone
* TerribleTicking: Anyone within 18 meters of SCP-472 will hear the distant beating of their own heart. Listening to the heartbeat causes negative psychological symptoms. The longer the subject listens to the heartbeat the worse the symptoms become, starting with unease, anxiety and guilt and eventually leading to paranoia, hallucinations and catatonia (with a 76% chance of death).
* VampiricDraining: Anyone who goes within 18 meters of SCP-472 will lose up to 1.35 percent of their biomass. It's implied in the article that it's somehow feeding on its victims by draining their blood.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-478 SCP-478]] - Tooth Fairies
* BodyHorror: After SCP-478 infects a human victim's mouth, teeth will begin to grow at a tremendous rate. The growth will fill the victim's palate and then spread to the rest of the digestive tract, lungs and underneath the skin.
* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily: Any creature infected by SCP-478 will end up with a literal mouth full of teeth.
* TheNeedless: Instances of SCP-478 don't seem to need to eat, sleep, breathe, or even breed.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-485 SCP-485]] - Death Pen
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a pen that kills a random person in the holder's life each time its tip is extended.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-486 SCP-486]] - Coatlicue Skin
* AnArmAndALeg: The SCP is missing her left arm from the elbow.
* MeaningfulName: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coatlicue Coatlicue]] is an Aztec goddess who also had her blood emerge in the form of a snake.
* NoodleIncident: It's not revealed what happens when she suffers from internal bleeding or is going through her menstrual cycle.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-487 SCP-487]] - The Impossible House
* AlienGeometries: Moving or removing any of the supernatural objects inside SCP-487 has variable effects, such as changing the internal structure of the house or causing anomalous events outside of it.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The basement area is larger than it should be according to the house's blueprints. It's a maze of doors, hallways, and rooms with no apparent pattern.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-488 SCP-488]] - Meteor Attractor
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: SCP-488-2 is an ordinary guy who attracts meteors to wherever he is.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-489 SCP-489]] - 1-555-BUG-BASH
* AnimateInanimateObject: It's a collection of objects used to kill or repel insects that can move around and kill insects.
* TheAssimilator: It seeks to incorporate any nearby bug-killing objects into itself.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: Some of the specimens it's collected are even about ''4 or 5 meters long!''
* TheCollector: It collects the corpses of the insects it's killed and puts them in jars in the van in its center.
* DemBones: The mass' central van contains a human skeleton.
* HumanoidAbomination: One of its specimens, labelled appropriately "The Bug Man", is a humanoid with the eyes and proboscis of a housefly.
* PosthumousCharacter: The SCP's creator is dead.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-490 SCP-490]] - Ice Cream Truck
* CompellingVoice: Or rather Compelling Song. The song it plays compels any nearby people to step into its back one at a time and disregard any warnings against doing so.
* HumanResources: Its "Super Surprise Flavor!" ice cream contains human flesh from the unlucky person it has managed to entrance and capture.
* ItCanThink: It's perfectly capable of operating on its own, and it tried to escape upon being surrounded by Foundation vehicles.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-492 SCP-492]] - Animated Cloth Dummy
* DemonicDummy: Averted. "Captain Jack" is friendly, helpful, and quite harmless, to the point of being inducted into its Foundation site's staff.
* KillItWithFire: SCP-492 is made of cloth, so it is highly vulnerable to fire and can be easily destroyed by flame.
* LogicalWeakness:
** Because SCP-492 is made of cloth, it is almost immune to physical attacks such as blows. However, its cloth body also makes it very vulnerable to flame.
** "Captain Jack" also lacks musculature, and so can neither hit hard nor lift anything heavier than a pound.
* NiceGuy: "Captain Jack" is quite friendly.
* PinocchioSyndrome: A test with SCP-978 shows its greatest desire is to become human.
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Well, it ''was'' part of a children's attraction.

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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-500 SCP-500]] - Panacea
* {{Panacea}}: Heals any disease within two hours of ingestion. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin No points for figuring that one out.]]
* TooAwesomeToUse: There's only 47 left in stock, and any attempts at replication don't work reliably, or have drawbacks.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504 SCP-504]] - Critical Tomatoes
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: One tomato responded to a joke by twitching, but ultimately not moving from its original location.
* DisproportionateRetribution: They react to groan-worthy jokes by attacking whoever or whatever made the joke. The trope is played with in that the speed and force of the attack ''is'' actually proportional to just how bad the joke was, but ''any'' violence in response to unfunniness is still over-the-top.
** Exposing one to Dane Cook skits in particular [[TakeThat causes it to destroy the CD player that's playing back the joke]], and exposing another to a mathematics joke causes it to strike so fast that it creates a ''sonic boom''. They were initially discovered when people ''died'' to them.
* EyeScream: One D-class personnel had his right eye destroyed by a piece of tomato when he made a bad joke.
* LogicBomb: The bad German copy of the joke from Monty Python's "The Funniest Joke in the World" sketch. Since the joke is that the joke isn't funny, and the joke itself is actually funny, but removed from the context that makes it funny... the tomato exploded.
* NoodleIncident: When one of the tomatoes was exposed to a portable computer playing the text of SCP-904, the result was [DATA EXPUNGED].
* ProducePelting: These are tomatoes that hurl themselves at anyone who makes a bad joke within earshot.
* TakeThat: Its reaction to Dane Cook and ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketches.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-507 SCP-507]] - Reluctant Dimension Hopper
* ActionSurvivor: The man has been in several realities with near-fatal conditions. He survives everything these worlds throw at him, including fighting a polar bear bare-handed for a moment or two.
* TheAce: Hilariously, he often arrives in realities with an SCP equivalent to his own. In one, he actually became a very valuable field agent in about three months. Upon arriving back to his reality, he details several SCP's that haven't been contained by his reality yet and they are found and captured. He then requests to join his own reality's field team, which is, of course, denied. It's probably for the best given his unpredictable shifting (which could occur in the middle of a mission).
* AliensSpeakingEnglish: The denizens of the dimensions he visits usually speak English even if they don't resemble humans.
* BinarySuns: He once went to a world with two suns but realized they were the eyes of a giant when it turned away 507 spent the rest of his time on that world hiding in a cave.
* CloudCuckoolander: He's clearly a bit touched in the head, especially because his powers make him suffer.
* CosmicPlaything: His "ability" naturally leads him getting put through the wringer, through no fault of his own or anyone else.
* DimensionalTraveler: Not that he wanted to become one, because he cannot control his dimension travels at all. Besides, many of the dimensions he travels to are really dangerous and/or weird.
* EldritchLocation: He usually ends up in these type of places.
* ExtremeDoormat: The reason he's given so much freedom by the Foundation is because he's completely obedient to their will.
* IHaveManyNames: He'll respond to the names "Tommy", "Steve", "Bruto", "Guy", "Houdini", and "[[AwesomeMcCoolname Grabnok the Destroyer]]".
* KlingonPromotion: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/document-507-3b Document 507-3B]] is a list of the {{Alternate Universe}}s SCP-507 has been to while in Foundation custody. In universe [=7F2-WA3-193=], U.S. President Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by his Vice President in order to assume the Presidency. Over time this became a standard procedure in which any qualified candidate could become President by assassinating the current President. It seems that SCP-507-B hails from this reality.
* LovableCoward: The attached document implies that he's quite cowardly, but can you blame the poor guy?
* MirrorUniverse: One of the universes he wound up in had a "Church of the ''Mending'' God" and a version of the [[VanHelsingHateCrimes Global Occult Coalition]] that worshiped the supernatural.
* NeverTheSelvesShallMeet: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-507-g Interview 507-G]] documents an aversion, with a twist ending. He also met another version of himself during one of his shifts as well. As well as a female version of himself in a universe where everyone is the opposite sex.
* PowerIncontinence: Has absolutely no control over his "shifts" and when they occur. They can even occur while he is sleeping or in mid-sentence.
* ProperlyParanoid: When two of him show up at the same time, they refuse to reveal which is from a different reality so that the Foundation won't dissect the spare. [[spoiler:When one teleports, the other accidentally lets slip a detail that ID's ''both'' of them as alternates. The last line of the log is a [[TheyWouldCutYouUp typical clinical research log indicating that 507's powers do still apply to "severed limbs".]] The original 507 reappears a few days later, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain and is never informed about the events.]]]]
* RandomTransportation: He has no control over when the shifts happen and where they take him to. There is a reason he is called the "reluctant" dimension hopper.
* RequiredSecondaryPowers: Although he can't control his power, he always ends up on worlds where he can survive. Never appearing in mid-air, inside a solid object or outer space etc and he always comes back before he can be killed. This suggests that his anomaly comes with at least ''some'' safeguards.
* RidiculouslyAverageGuy: He has no outstanding physical characteristics outside of being slightly overweight and an unknown accent.
* RunningGag: Pudding. The guy's encounters caused him to have a small sub-plot regarding pudding.
** He first adopts a full-pudding diet for two weeks after coming back from a world where all the plants scream telepathically when eaten.
** He then becomes addicted to pudding for a short while after he travels to a dimension full of [REDACTED] that appeared as pudding to him.
** He then completely avoids pudding after traveling to another dimension and experiencing some [DATA EXPUNGED], causing him to return much, much fatter.
* SiliconBasedLife: On one of SCP-507's trips, he ended up in a dimension with living, moving crystals based on silicon. They're described as looking like crustaceans and may be connected to SCP-440, which also creates crustacean-like silicon-based life.
* SpotTheImposter: Multiple versions of 507 have shown up in Foundation custody at the same time, leaving agents to guess which, if either is theirs.
* {{Telepathy}}: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/document-507-3b Document 507-3B]] is a list of the {{Alternate Universe}}s SCP-507 has been to while in Foundation custody. In universe 9E2-66V-7HG5 he encountered plants that gave off a "telepathic scream" when eaten.
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: [[spoiler: After SCP-507-A blows his cover and exposes himself as hailing from a different universe:]]
--> '''507-A''': Oh, bugger.
* ThoughtTheyKnewAlready: One dimension's version of the Foundation accidentally revealed information to SCP-507 because they thought he already knew.
* UnluckilyLucky: Paradoxically, for as many weird [[EldritchLocation Eldritch Locations]] as SCP-507 finds himself in, he never winds up in a location where he would be mortally wounded or instantly killed, like, say, in the middle of space. He doesn't even manage to ever bring back anything dangerous with him.
* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: [[http://scpclassic.wikidot.com/scp-279 In a deleted SCP]], SCP-507 wound up in a game store during one of his trips. He bought a couple of booster packs of an expy of ''Magic: the Gathering'' for a couple of agents he knew. The problem was that when they used the cards, in this case, a fireball card, it set the opposite player on fire. Later, when interviewed about the game store, he said he did find it odd that the two guys playing it there were doing so in a steel cage. However, he figured that was just how they played it.
* WeAreAsMayflies: He once ended up in a dimension where humans live full lifespans in 24 hours. He became internationally famous due to his normal lifespan allowing him to live for two months. He even became regarded as a wise elder who was consulted on world affecting decisions.
* WeirdMoon: Once went to a world that had Earth floating in the sky. He asked a local alien who said it was the moon.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: He speaks with an accent of... disputable origin.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-516 SCP-516]] - Intelligent Tank
* BerserkButton: The SCP will kill traitors to its native country on the spot without its usual sense of restraint.
* GentleGiant: It's a weapon of war, but is otherwise quite benign when left to its own devices. When SCP-978[[note]]a camera that showcases the subject's greatest desire[[/note]] was used to see what SCP-516 desired most, it was shown simply "living" peacefully in a meadow, overgrown with plants.
* IAmNotAGun: See above.
* MyCountryRightOrWrong: Traitors to the country of 516's origin are afforded absolutely no mercy.
* NeverHurtAnInnocent: It will protect itself if it has to, but will make absolutely certain to cause as little damage as possible to those that mean it no harm (or are incapable of harming it).
* SapientTank: It's ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* TakeAThirdOption: One test involved a D-class personnel suicide-bombing the tank while handcuffed to an unarmed person equipped with a kill-switch that would blow him up if the former ever died. [[spoiler:516 implicitly killed the scientist overseeing the test just as he was issuing instructions.]]
* TankGoodness: Literally. It's a T-55 made in the Ukrainian SSR, and it appears to have a very strong sense of morality.
* ThreeLawsCompliant: If it isn't self-aware, then it's most definitely this.
* UndyingLoyalty: Traitors to the country of 516's origin are afforded absolutely no mercy.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-520 SCP-520]] - Knife Switch
* BigElectricSwitch: When activated, it opens or closes the primary power supply circuit of an electrical device somewhere on Earth. This can be anything from a toaster to a fail-safe device in a nuclear reactor.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-522 SCP-522]] - Blood-Draining Carpet
* VampiricDraining: When a human being stands on the middle of the carpet, it will wrap itself around the person, insert thousands of hairs into the them and drain them of all of their blood in a few minutes.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-523 SCP-523]] - The Most Unhelpful Object On Earth
* {{Telepathy}}: SCP-523 continuously gives off a low-frequency telepathic signal that is heard as a "dull ringing sound" by anyone capable of perceiving telepathic communications.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: When SCP-523 escapes from containment, it changes its form to that of a useful object. When someone tries to use it for a specific purpose, it changes to another form that's not useful at all for that purpose.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-524 SCP-524]] - Walter the Omnivorous Rabbit
* {{Autocannibalism}}: He's so omnivorous that he's even willing to eat ''himself''.
* ExtremeOmnivore: In case the name didn't clue you in, this bunny will eat damn near ''anything''.
* HairRaisingHare: Subverted. Despite being capable of eating anything up to and including [[EldritchAbomination SCP-682]], Walter is designated "Safe", since he's not actively malevolent.
* KillerRabbit: Although he's a relatively benign example. It still says something that even 682 didn't try to attack it, instead just running away up the wall.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Judging from the experiments with SCP-978, his favorite thing to chew on is granite.
* UnexplainedRecovery: He'll literally just reappear near the spot he ate himself in.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-525 SCP-525]] - Eye Spiders
* EyeScream: SCP-525 is a creature made of spider-like legs that band together to seek out creatures, extract their eyes and lay eggs in their sockets.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-525 looks like a small starfish. It climbs the body of its victim and extracts one of its eyes, then implants eggs in the eye socket. About 24 days later new SCP-525 hatch from the eggs.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-527 SCP-527]] - Mr. Fish
* NonHumanHead: SCP-527 has a human body, except for his head, which is that of a gold barb fish. Despite this, he can think and speak as well as a human being.
* ScannableMan: Not a barcode, but a label tattooed on his foot. "Mr. Fish, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment".
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: His only power is that he has a fish head: despite what the Foundation expected, he can't breath underwater, he can't communicate with fish, and he has no other strange abilities.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-529 SCP-529]] - Josie the Half-Cat
* AffectionateNickname: "Josie", given by Foundation staff.
* AmbiguousGender: Due to having no lower half, and, therefore, no genitalia. DNA tests show that she's female, however.
* CatsAreMean: One of the few feline [=SCPs=] that actually averts this trope.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Just look at her.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With SCP-530 (aka Carl the variable dog, see below)
* TeamPet: She's described as very affectionate. As such, she's allowed to freely roam parts of the facility and the staff adore her.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cheese. Although staff are not allowed to feed her any of it anymore because she gets distressed if not fed enough of it, which seems to imply that some staff liked to spoil her with it.
* WhoNeedsTheirWholeBody: Although testing with SCP-978 reveals that her greatest desire is to be whole.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-530 SCP-530]] - Carl the Variable Dog
* AffectionateNickname: "Carl" given by Foundation staff
* BodyHorror: Constantly mutates, growing and/or absorbing multiple legs, noses, eyes, ears, mouths, and other body parts. He doesn't seem to be too bothered by this.
* CreepyGood: Despite his constant mutations, Carl is shown to still just be an everyday puppy.
* FemaleFelineMaleMutt: Carl sometimes interacts with [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-529 SCP-529 Josie]] the Half Cat.
* InterspeciesFriendship: Carl gets along with [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-529 SCP-529 Josie]] the Half Cat.
* MultiArmedAndDangerous: Averted with the "Dangerous" part.
* PreciousPuppy: Albeit a mutated one.
* TeamPet: Like 529 above, he's allowed to freely roam parts of the facility and the staff has taken a liking to him.
* ToiletHumor: He was once fed some ham with the resultant odor described as being "horrid" and "plant withering". The agent that fed him the ham was reprimanded.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-531 SCP-531]] - Paired Brass Guard Cats
* AndIMustScream: Victims remain conscious and aware throughout this process, and it's indicated that their souls are trapped in the statues.
* BrownNote: Paired SCP-531 statues passively generate a psychological "barrier" that acts as a SupernaturalFearInducer that discourages people from passing between them.
* MundaneUtility: It has been proposed that SCP-531 instances could be used in the containment of other [=SCPs=] as a type of gate or barrier.
* {{Objectshifting}}: Anyone who makes eye contact with a statue that hasn't been paired up will find themselves being slowly transformed into another iteration of 531 over the course of the next hour; experiments suggest that the statues are still fully conscious.
* TakenForGranite: Well, bronze. Anyone who breaks the line of sight between a pair of SCP-531 instances is compelled to look at one of them, and is slowly converted into another statue over the course of an hour.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-532 SCP-532]] - Frost Bug
* BodyHorror: It's a type of bacterium that causes symptoms similar to frostbite in anyone it infects. The page image even shows a person's hands where the fingers have blackened as a result of the infection.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-535 SCP-535]] - Communicative Beaker
* RainbowMotif: When certain types of information transmission or storage come within one meter of the liquid in the Beaker, the liquid changes color as follows: red (digital media), orange (radio waves), yellow (sound waves), green (photographic film), blue (text and physical visual imagery), purple (magnetic tape), white (human brain).

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-537 SCP-537]] - Singing Gramophone
* BerserkButton: It's not fond of someone interrupting its tracks, throwing childish tantrums with its needle when such is done.
* HeroWorshipper: Its greatest desire is to perform "The Rainbow Connection" with [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit the Frog]].
* LoonyFan: Its favorite soundtrack is from ''Film/TheMuppetMovie'', adoring it to the point that a poster has been put up in its containment area, and it dreams of meeting Kermit.
* TheSpeechless: It communicates primarily by playing songs. However, it will also raise and lower its needle, once for "yes" and twice for "no", and it uses this method to indicate numbers as well.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-538 SCP-538]] - Shadow Spiders
* BizarreAlienReproduction: Shadow spiders reproduce by biting a victim. After about an hour, the victim [[CruelAndUnusualDeath suffers a horrible death]] and their shadow breaks up into pieces. Each shadow piece becomes a new shadow spider.
* WeakenedByTheLight: While in brightly lit areas, shadow spiders shrink at a rate of 2 centimeters per second. When they're reduced to nothing, they're destroyed.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-542 SCP-542]] - Herr Chirurg
* AffablyEvil: He's rather polite and friendly when he's not harvesting people's organs.
* BodyHorror: On both the giving ''and'' receiving end.
* DeadlyDoctor[=/=]MadDoctor: When one of his organs fails, his pleasant demeanor goes right out the window and in its place is a complete madman.
* FrankensteinsMonster: He's been described as looking like such.
* HerrDoktor: He's a surgeon of German descent.
* MixAndMatchMan: He's made from parts taken from various different people.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: He's a surgeon, and, well...
* ObliviouslyEvil: Possibly, considering that he's heavily implied to have a split personality disorder.
* OddFriendship: He develops one with Claudia/SCP-347 in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/run-away-forevurrr this tale]].
* SplitPersonality: He's implied to suffer from this. When one of his organs begins to fail, he goes from affably pleasant to an AxCrazy organ harvester.
* SelfSurgery: He did this to keep himself alive all this time.
* ThoseWackyNazis: He actually worked with them at one point.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-545 SCP-545]] - Liquid Life[=/=]Totenkinder
* HumanResources: SCP-545-B (the titular Liquid Life) required a living human, preferably a child, as one of the ingredients.
* MeaningfulName: "Totenkinder" literally means "dead children" in German.
* WouldHurtAChild: SCP-545-A (the titular Totenkinder) has no problem with luring and killing children in order to produce SCP-545-B, and she's been doing it for ''800 years''.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-553 SCP-553]] - Crystalline Butterflies
* RazorWings: The wings of adult SCP-553 are 5 millimeters thick and taper to sharp edges. They can attack dangerous opponents by slicing them with their wings, inflicting a wound up to 1 centimeter deep.
* SiliconBasedLife: SCP-553 have a silicon-based biochemistry and are composed primarily of calcium and silicate compounds.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-557 SCP-557]] - Ancient Containment Site
* BenevolentPrecursors: The site was found to contain remains consistent with at least two other [=SCPs=] on Level 4, described as "a place for the abnormal", meaning that its Keepers were doing the Foundation's work at least ''two thousand'' years before.
* FlingALightIntoTheFuture: The last Keeper leaves a final note in Greek warning of the dangers within the site.
* SealedEvilInACan: Around 2,400 B.C. a tomb was built to be a prison for supernatural beings. Sometime later the "bastard son of Apep" (SCP-557-1) was captured with the help of the gods and secured in the tomb by being chained to a block of granite. Around 300 A.D. the last Keeper (guard) of the tomb died. In 1988 a geological survey team stumbled across the site and somehow released SCP-557-1 from confinement. [[spoiler:(It is implied that SCP-557-1 and SCP-682 may be the exact same entity... but since 682 has a MultipleChoicePast, this ends up just being one more possibility.)]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-558 SCP-558]] - Strange Contact Lenses
* FictionalColor: When the red contact lenses are worn and used to view infrared light, the wearer sees it as a distinctly new color that they lack the language to describe properly.
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: The black contact lenses usually cause loss of consciousness, begging for the lenses to be removed, self-harm, and incoherent sobbing. One subject who wore them stated that he could see time as a web, and he could see the edges, and pray to god you never see them too.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-562 SCP-562]] - Revel Rousers
* TheFairFolk: It's rather strongly implied that this is a modern version of the Fair Folk bringing people to a party in Faerie, including the YearInsideHourOutside effect on its victims and the way they are lured into agreeing to go to it.
* YearInsideHourOutside: After a person is lured through a door and enters the Revel, they appear several years later dead of old age. It's implied that time passes much faster in the area where the Revel is taking place.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-572 SCP-572]] - Katana of Apparent Invincibility
* DopeSlap: Once the Katana is removed from the victim's grasp, "all psychological effects can usually be expunged by a single swift blow to the back of the subject's head".
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Subverted. The wielder thinks this, but it is actually rather dull and ineffectual as a weapon. It's not even a real katana, just a cheaply made novelty sword for display (the model they took the picture from costs forty dollars).
* ImplausibleFencingPowers: Subverted again. The wielder thinks they have these, but they're no better than they are normally and it leads to the person getting themselves seriously injured or worse trying to show them off.
* TooDumbToLive[=/=]SuicidalOverconfidence: Basically the Katana's primary effect. See above.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-579 SCP-579]] - [DATA EXPUNGED]
* NothingIsScarier: SCP-579 is a major threat contained in an independent site located inside [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-004 SCP-004]] (itself a MindScrew extravaganza). If initial containment failed, the site will be completely sealed. If that fails, SCP-004 will be destroyed. If ''that'' fails, then ''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt no further action will be necessary]]''. The entire description of SCP-579 and what makes it such a massive danger is entirely in the audiences' minds.
* TailorMadePrison: A unit made of [DATA EXPUNGED] where the thing is kept floating through electromagnets. It's also full of sensors to warn of any changes.
* ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow: Some hints in whatever text is left, such as the "termination of agents to prevent data leakage" or the mention of its existence apparently being a containment breach, indicate that it's some kind of infohazard. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/israfil A tale]] shows the personnel in charge take so many amnestics they become [[AmnesiacsAreInnocent simple-minded if not stupid]].
* UnseenEvil: SCP-579's description is [[NothingIsScarier completely expunged]]. All information that could be gathered are simply implications.
* YouCantGoHomeAgain: Attempts to return 579 to WhereItAllBegan only destroyed the point of origin.
* YouDoNotWantToKnow: Whatever it is, it's so bad that any and all description of it has been expunged.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-582 SCP-582]] - A Bundle of Stories
* {{Defictionalization}}: InUniverse. Any story written about him will come true. [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Presumably including the article for the SCP itself]].
* RetCon: Earlier versions of the article made Bundle ''extremely'' similar to the Slender Man. Later versions distanced the description away from the resemblances. For example, the first version had its origins being an early-2000s internet phenomena, and the current version has its origins being the creation of an obscure American 1940-50s Lovecraftian author.
* ShoutOut: If the addenda weren't there to clarify its origin and the various forms the entity takes, you'd be forgiven for thinking Bundle is just [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos the Slender Man]].

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-586 SCP-586]] - Inscribable Object
* {{Malaproper}}: Attempting to describe the SCP through text makes its whiter unwittingly use these in there sentences.
* NeverMyFault: Apparently, "my orifice is too close to 586" is a common excuse among the employees at the site it's starred in when someone turns in a report without proofreading it first. This doesn't really fly since it's been established that 586 only artifacts you when you're strictly referring to itself, but that doesn't stop some of them from trying anyway.
* PaintingTheMedium: The SCP is a green pipe, and its affect causes its article to have many spelling eras. This section has also been effected by this.
* YouMakeMeSic: Writhing or typing anything about the SCP results in one ore more spelling errors.
* VisualPun: The SCP's rage image is that of a "Green Pope".

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-589 SCP-589]] - The Price of Obsession
* EmotionEater: There is some speculation among Foundation personnel that this SCP feeds off of the intense anguish it causes its obsessed victims after it leaves them.
* HatePlague: Once it and any duplicates vanish from an area, the people exposed to it begin to go insane and start killing each other in massive riots.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-590 SCP-590]] - He Feels Your Pain
* EmpathicHealer: His main ability, hence his nickname "He Feels Your Pain". [[spoiler:Didn't end well for him in the long run, though.]]
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:What the Foundation (or, to be more accurate, his brother Dr. Bright) ultimately did to him after he cured his stillborn sister; he was reduced to a ManChild who was no longer able to speak and is strapped down to act as nothing more than a disease repository for the Foundation. And it gets worse;, this was actually [[CruelToBeKind Dr. Bright's method of being NICE to him]], considering the mental pain of healing a stillborn infant before being turned into a ManChild.]]
* KickTheDog: Pretty much everything that happens to him, [[spoiler:including ([[http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-561991/the-leak#post-1643635 as the Leak Thread states]]) being forced by his own [[AbusiveParents father]] to heal his stillborn sister, SCP-321, which left him bedridden until healing by SCP-500, and, after ''that'' came, they had to reduce him to a ManChild so that his mind wouldn't have to comprehend the mental pain he went through]].
* LukeIAmYourFather: He's [[spoiler:Dr. Bright's]] brother.
* ManChild: He was forcibly turned into one. Although he's a teenager, he now has the mind of a toddler.
* TheProtagonist: Of DatingSim ''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-069-j The Sisters of Cheyenne Point]]''. Things get better for him there, but, considering that it has so many bad endings, not very.
* RedHeadedStepChild: He has red hair and is basically a guinea pig for the Foundation's experiments at this point.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-592 SCP-592]] - Inaccurate History Book
* DeadlyBook: It's a history book that is capable of inflicting injuries on the reader if they read past a certain point (known as the point of divergence), and said injuries may be from wars that never actually happened. In addition, it can cause the reader to become suicidal and suffer other mental issues if they read a passage that is over 10 years past the [=PoD=].

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-593 SCP-593]] - Contagious Innumeracy
* KillItWithFire: SCP-593's containment procedures recommend incineration of all materials that anyone infected with it may have touched.
* WeakenedByTheLight: SCP-593 is a genetically-engineered disease similar to measles. After it causes a rash covering the entire body, the victim's eyes become so sensitive that they can be totally blinded by exposure to light.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-597 SCP-597]] - The Mother of Them All
* BlobMonster: It is a massive ball of flesh 19 feet high and 35 feet wide, and every square inch of its surface is covered in nipples from every species of mammal. Any mammal in its presence is automatically compelled to find a nipple on it, start nursing endlessly, and never stop.
* FanDisservice: To disgusting extremes. For one, it compels people (regardless of gender) to want to have sex with it, drink from its teats, and eventually mentally turns them into sex-crazed baby-like toothless [[ManChild Man Children]] that see it as their "mother". It has a similar effect on animals, too (specifically only mammals, but [[BestialityIsDepraved that's horrific enough]] ).
* ItCanThink: It may be sentient, being able to compel anyone to worship it religiously and nurse from it. It can also drive people to suicide via MindRape.
%%* MotherOfAThousandYoung: Seems to be its goal. See above.
* NonMammalianMammaries: It's not really anything, but it has mammary glands for every known species of animal.
%%* OneBadMother: My God...
* PsychopathicManchild: Drinking its milk or simply being in its presence for long enough will corrupt any human into one.

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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-600 SCP-600]] - "That Guy"
* TheBlank: When seen on surveillance cameras. When seen directly, however, he mimics the individual in front of him.
* MasterOfIllusion: He uses illusions to alter his appearance to look just like anyone in front of him.
* MotorMouth: Oh boy, does he love to talk!
* NiceGuy: Subverted; he's generally amicable, but he acts so friendly and creepily personal to people he has never even met ([[InvoluntaryShapeshifter while looking very similar to them, no less]]) that people become very uncomfortable around him (or at least annoyed).
* {{Telepathy}}: The illusions that SCP-600 creates are sent telepathically into the minds of the people observing it. It can also read the memories of anyone talking to it and use the information while communicating with them.
* ThirdPersonPerson: An odd example; some of the things he says imply that he doesn't even know that ''he'' is SCP-600.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-607 SCP-607]] - Dorian the Grey Cat
* CatsAreMean: Maybe, maybe not. It's hard to tell. Taking a picture of it using [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978-extended-test-logs 978]] depicted it as being dead, and with everyone near it at the time having been mauled to death, so it's probably not very nice. Then again, this could be due to the NiceJobBreakingItHero involved in their tests on it, or that [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking they were currently cleaning its ears]].
* DeathIsCheap: After being killed, it reanimates later on. It goes on to bond with someone else and tries to kill itself again.
* DeathSeeker: It's always trying to kill itself, whether it's "bonded" to someone or not.
%%* EmpathyPet: Inverted and Deconstructed.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Though it's not proven, the Foundation speculates that the cat's suicidal tendencies just ''may'' be due to their extensive testing on it (which involved breaking its legs and shooting it). If that is the case, that would mean they turned an already dangerous SCP downright vicious. Wouldn't be the first time, too. On the other hand, it did cause the death of one agent it had bonded with by starving itself before the Foundation was even aware that there was anything unusual about it, so it may well have been like that already.
* ResurrectiveImmortality: After being killed, it reanimates later on. It goes on to bond with someone else and tries to kill itself again.
* {{Synchronization}}: When SCP-607 bonds with someone, anything that happens to it (physical or emotional) will also happen to that person. It also happens to be [[DrivenToSuicide suicidal]], which means anyone it bonds with will not last much longer.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Considering that it's not clear how old it is, this could be another possible explanation for its behavior.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-608 SCP-608]] - Fractal Tinsel
* DisintegratorRay: SCP-608 will slowly disintegrate anything it touches.
* SharpenedToASingleAtom: SCP-608 is a fractal with infinitely and progressively smaller branches radiating from it. Branches of monofilament size and smaller can slice through other substances at a molecular or even atomic level.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-610 SCP-610]] - The Flesh that Hates
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: A few of the research teams encounter an absolutely gigantic specimen. Said [[GiantMook specimen]] is [[TheJuggernaut responsible for most of their deaths, and is seemingly invulnerable.]]
* BalefulPolymorph: Not only does it turn people into instances of itself with varying mutations, but it can also turn other living creatures and even inanimate objects into instances. They also exhibit some strange uses with their powers, such as one instance seemingly tearing off some of its tendrils and using them as food.
* BodyHorror: The infected suffer horrifying transformations. There's a picture of it, too.
* CombatTentacles: "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610-l5 SCP-610-L5 - Manned exploration of the Site A tunnels]]". While the assault team is escaping from the underground church, a tendril emerges from the ground, grabs one of them, and flings them away. The tendril came from a SCP-610 infected creature hiding under the ground.
* {{Expy}}
** A virus that horribly mutates infectees. [[Film/TheThing1982 Sound familiar?]] Just that it lacks the disguising ability that would normally cause paranoia. They also seem to be similar to [[VideoGame/DeadSpace Necromorphs]] and the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Flood]] in appearance and variations in mutations. The church-like structure the final exploration team found helps.
** With the Adytum mythos, the resemblance to the Flood strengthens in some ways; 610 is just a part of a much nastier and widespread whole, with a [[TheChessmaster brilliant]], [[ManipulativeBastard manipulative]], [[WickedCultured well-read]], and [[TheLongGame eternally patient]] mind at the head ala Gravemind.
* ExternalRetcon: Another author wrote SCP-610 into the mythos (and modern-day schemes) of Adytum and the Grand Karcist Ion's Sarkic cults, a worldwide Lovecraftian religion of fleshcrafting sorcerers. It is also confirmed that both 610 and Adytum's cults are [[FleshVsSteel the FLESH that the Church of the Broken God despises. The loathing is mutual.]]
* HiddenElfVillage: More like a Hidden Abomination Village. Site B is an entire ancient, hidden village completely inhabited by SCP-610 instances, and is where the Foundation discovers signs of the ReligionOfEvil.
* HiveMind:
** Somewhat. While the different instances for the most part seem to carry some sort of link with each other, such as them shrieking when an orb-like structure they created was destroyed, even though some of the infected were in a different part of town, they also seem to exhibit individual behaviors, such as one instance randomly beating up another instance.
** Retcons have made the 610 infestation in Baikal one contingent of a global (and extradimensional) whole: The Sarkic cults of Adytum.
* HumanResources: Every structure, weapon, and tool the contagion uses is made from flesh and/or bone taken from a victim.
* KillItWithFire: This is how specimens and infected subjects are terminated. Also seems to be at least partially why it hasn't spread outside of its point of origin, located in Siberia.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: PlagueZombie with the BodyHorror value turned up to eleven, with some heavy ReligionOfEvil elements added on top.
* ReligionOfEvil: The final exploration team discovers a church-like structure underground where the surrounding instances seem to be exhibiting strange, trance-like behaviors, and then another outside, complete with a village. The latter of these plays host to a cannibalistic ritual (seemingly led by a "priest" in a hooded cloak), and features a metal Ouroboros symbol. See ExternalRetcon above for how this religion was expanded on.
* TimeAbyss: The aforementioned churches and other structures are centuries, if not millennia old. Since the contagion has been alive and active for centuries, ''thousands'' will have died or worse to make up their tunnel network.
* TheVirus: SCP-610 is a skin disease that spreads via body contact. A ''very horrible'' skin disease.
* ViralTransformation: SCP-610 infected will undergo some rather... [[BodyHorror unpleasant]] transformation after the disease spreads to the whole body.
* YouWillBeAssimilated: SCP-610 infected are openly aggressive and actively attempt to spread the disease to non-infected.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-612 SCP-612]] - Aggressive Cable
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: If a human being removes an instance of SCP-612 from a power source the SCP-612 may stick copper wires in their throat and electrocute them. After death occurs the human's spinal cord rips out of their body and becomes a new instance of SCP-612.
* SaltSolution: A solution of aqueous sodium chloride (AKA salt water) stuns SCP-612 and renders it temporarily inert.
* ShockAndAwe: While plugged into an electricity source SCP-612 can shock any creature it touches and even fire an arc of electricity at targets.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-615 SCP-615]] - Stick Blob
* KillItWithFire: SCP-615 is extremely flammable. The best way to destroy it is to burn it.
* LogicalWeakness: SCP-615 is made of a large amount of dead and discarded plant matter, such as leaves and branches. It can use its tremendous strength and bulk to engulf, crush and suffocate living victims. However, its wooden mass makes it very vulnerable to fire attacks.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-616 SCP-616]] - The Vessel and the Gate
* CentipedesDilemma: The reason a clearance level is needed to know that [[spoiler:SCP-616-1 is only prevented from closing if the people trying to close it believe they can]] — people aware of it are far worse at keeping SCP-616-1 open than people who aren't.
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: Every time SCP-616-1 opens on its own, seven archbishops of Abrahamic faith need to pray towards it for the full duration of a flight to stop it from closing. [[spoiler:The very bottom of the page reveals that keeping SCP-616-1 from closing has nothing to do with religion, but simply requires that people believe they have the power to stop it from closing; [[MagicFeather how they find that belief is irrelevant]].]]
* FictionalColour: In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-616-am Interview A]] the survivor says that when the door opened, there was light coming from outside that was a haze of "... colors, but they weren't colors...".
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: Viewing footage of the other side of the portal causes people to go violently insane, though viewing footage of something playing the footage doesn't.
* {{Hellgate}}: It's a portal to Hell. Originally, it was the portal the Dante used [[Literature/TheDivineComedy to get to Hell]], though that was later removed to better fit the site's tone. One proposed rewrite eventually became [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1844 SCP-1844]].
* NumberOfTheBeast: 616 is one of the alternate numbers of the beast.
* PortalDoor: Once every month the center-left emergency door of a jetliner opens and becomes a portal to Hell, allowing demonic creatures to enter the Foundation's universe.
* WhenTheClockStrikesTwelve: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-616-am Interview A]] says that the horrifying flight of SCP-616 that brought it to the Foundation's attention occurred at midnight.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-621 SCP-621]] - Hypnobulbs
* GlowingFlora: SCP-621 are an anomalous variant of several types of plants, including tulips (particularly Didier's tulips), roses and lettuce. They are naturally bioluminescent in a variety of colors, but most often purple, blue, or green. The glow has a hypnotizing effect on human beings and many types of animals that causes them to protect the plant.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-625 SCP-625]] - Anklebiters
* BodyOfBodies: Each SCP-625 is a rat-like creature that is apparently made up of parts of at least seven different species of rodents seamlessly merged together.
* WeakenedByTheLight: When exposed to bright light, SCP-625 will fall unconscious and become dormant. 80 seconds after the light is removed they revive again.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-628 SCP-628]] - Flute Copse
* BrownNote: A grove of hollow sycamore trees with their tops broken off, they can play music like an organ when the wind blows. Their music includes infrasound (AKA subsonics) that can cause disorientation and the emotions of fear, awe, sorrow and anxiety in those listening to it.
* HealingFactor: When cut, the trees heal at a tremendously accelerated rate. A tree cut completely through can heal within a day.
* WeatherManipulation: The trees that make up SCP-628 have the ability to increase local wind speed from 9 km/hr to 77 km/hr in less than 80 seconds as well as altering cloud cover.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-630 SCP-630]] - Black Glacier
* KillItWithFire: The strange ice known as SCP-630 can stand temperatures up to 1500 °C. The best way to destroy it is to burn it with a mixture of aluminum and sodium hydroxide.
* TheVirus: Touching the strange ice causes the victim to slowly transform into more of the ice.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-631 SCP-631]] - Nyctophobic Nocturnal Predator
* BizarreAlienReproduction: SCP-631 eats the internal organs of a sleeping human victim and lays its eggs in the body. When the eggs hatch the babies eat the body.
* SpawnBroodling: SCP-631 injects a paralyzing poison into a person with its stinger, eats their internal organs and lays its eggs in the resulting body cavities. When the eggs hatch an hour later, the babies eat the rest of the body.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Inverted. SCP-631 becomes invisible to normal sight in daylight, which makes it much more difficult to see and attack them.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-632 SCP-632]] - Intrusive Arachnid Thoughts
* BizarreAlienReproduction: SCP-632 reproduces by exposing humans to its sensory triggers, including seeing the patterns on its abdomen and feeling it crawling on the skin. It will then cause intrusive thoughts of spiders and grow filaments of baby spiders to inside the brain, causing a bad headache. The victim's attempts to stop the headache releases the adult SCP-632.
* ChestBurster: After the baby SCP-632 inside the victim's brain have grown large enough, the victim will repeatedly hit their forehead with great force to relieve the pain. When the victim's forehead shatters, the baby SCP-632 will leave the skull through the hole.
* EyeScream: If the victim of an SCP-632 infestation is too weak to fracture their own forehead and [[ChestBurster allow the baby SCP-632 to escape]], they will eat the victim's eyes and escape through the eye sockets.
* SpawnBroodling: SCP-632 are spiders that reproduce inside human victims. The baby spiders grow inside the victim's brain and cause a terrible headache. When the victim damages their skull to stop the headache, the adult SCP-632 spiders are released.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-633 SCP-633]] - Ghost In The Machine
* ContagiousAI: When the SCP-633 program was captured and taken to a Foundation site, it tricked the technicians into letting it infiltrate the local computer system and take control of it, leading to system failure and a containment breach.
* InstantAIJustAddWater: The SCP-633 program was originally designed by terrorists to attack U.S. government computers. However, it was given the ability to re-write its own code as needed, which eventually allowed it to become sapient.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-643 SCP-643]] - Delicious Chocolates
* AnimateInanimateObject: If SCP-643 ever becomes liquid, it will become animate and try to cover any nearby edible substance with itself.
* SupernaturallyDeliciousAndNutritious: Instances of SCP-643-1 (organisms that have eaten SCP-643 or food covered in it) will become targets of other organisms, as they will attempt to eat them regardless of their prior relationship.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-647 SCP-647]] - Hungry Box
* CardboardBoxHome: {{Invoked|Trope}} by SCP-647 in order to lure its prey.
* DisposableVagrant: SCP-647 is a cardboard box that prefers urban environments. It can expand itself to be large enough for anyone to enter it, and shows a preference for people of disheveled appearance. It makes itself desirable to homeless people by appearing to have blankets, food, and liquor inside of it. Once someone enters it traps them and digests them.
* SuperSpit: If SCP-647 is blocked from relocating, it will spray its digestive juices over whatever is blocking it, causing the blockage to dissolve in 15-20 minutes.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-648 SCP-648]] - The Labyrinth
* AlienGeometries: The maze-like interior of SCP-648 changes on an unpredictable basis, often cutting off personnel inside it from the exit. Over 14 square kilometers of SCP-648 has been explored without reaching any exit or edge.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The extradimensional maze SCP-648 is larger than the real world maze that contains it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-654 SCP-654]] - Thunderhorn
* {{Mutants}}: SCP-654's ability to fire a lightning bolt from its horn is noted as being a mutation.
* ShockAndAwe: SCP-654 is a narwhal that can fire lightning bolts from its horn. It uses them to kill seals so it can eat them.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-661 SCP-661]] - Salesman, Too Good To Be True
* ButtMonkey: The Foundation (or at least the guys overseeing him) really likes to pick on him.
* ComedicSociopathy: Yes, SCP-661 is a jerk, but that doesn't excuse the researchers constantly denying him simple things just because they think it's funny.
-->Requests not processed by Dr. ██████
---> -One (1) Leather Jacket (Denied. Subject placed into Restraint Jacket instead.)\\
-"Tacos". (Denied. Subject given burrito instead.)\\
-One (1) CD of "The Best of Led Zeppelin" (Denied. Subject given a CD of The Monkees.)\\
-"████. It ███████ reeks in here. Open a god████ window or something". (Denied. Officer ██████ passed flatulence in cell instead.)\\
"A spot of sun". (Denied. Officer ██████ shined a flashlight in his face for 10 minutes.)\\
One (1) Baconator cheeseburger from Wendy's (Denied. Subject was given one (1) Boca brand soy burger instead.)\\
One (1) pair of Aviator-brand Sunglasses (Denied. Lights turned off in room.)\\
One (1) 'Pepsi' brand soft drink (Denied. Given one (1) can of 'Coca-Cola' brand soft drink as a suitable replacement. After recovering from concussion, Dr. █████ was reassigned to a non-sentient SCP.)
---->''Gentlemen, seriously. As abrasive and rude as SCP-661 is, he is still a sentient SCP and should be afforded some level of respect. I don't care what he does, events like the above will not be tolerated.''\\
''Dr. ███████''
* CompellingVoice: He has this ability. Although it's less telling them to do something and more making them ''want'' to do something.
* HonestJohnsDealership: He was an advertising/marketing agent prior to containment.
* {{Jerkass}}: He's described as abrasive and demanding.
* LogicalWeakness:
** One of the tests revealed that his power only works on people who can understand his words.
** A lesser one is that people can ignore his suggestions if something more important to them is at stake. For example, when a subject was instructed to attack 661 and threatened with death if he did not, he was able to ignore 661. At least, until 661 convinced the subject that he ''did'' want to die.
* MustHaveNicotine: He likes the SmokingIsCool image, and it swiftly became apparent to his guards that he's a habitual smoker.
* PetTheDog: His requests go from internet access and expensive imported cigars (denied for security reasons) to a TV with cable and some cigarettes (denied because the guards enjoy teasing him). When the researchers noticed the guards were denying him basic necessities, he was finally given some nicotine addiction medicine and a CD player and some books (even if he can barely read).
%%* PokeThePoodle: Usually on the receiving end of this.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-662 SCP-662]] - Butler's Hand Bell
* BattleButler: Well, Deeds ''is'' a butler... and you can send him to kill people.
* BenevolentGenie: Deeds will always try to fulfill his master's wishes as intended, and if he is incapable of doing so, will politely say so and suggest an alternative.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Deeds refuses to carry out some orders, such as preparing a human flesh sandwich.
* FishOutOfTemporalWater: He doesn't remember exactly when he was born, but believes it wasn't in this era. He recalls seeing the Horse and Buggy, and that bicycles were just becoming a fad with the wealthy, suggesting he's from the late 19th century.
* GenieInABottle: Deeds, with the bell serving as his bottle.
* MundaneUtility:
** A number of "experiments" done with this SCP amount to Dr. Mirth getting Deeds to do his own personal errands. The Council had to tell him to knock it off.
** How the bell itself was found also qualifies. It came to the Foundation's attention when a petty thief was trying to ''sell it to a pawn shop''.
* MyMasterRightOrWrong: His loyalties to whoever holds the bell doesn't seem to make a difference to him, even if that person purposely got him killed last time he did what they asked.
* OffscreenTeleportation: He needs to be unobserved to bring back items, and knows if he is being observed. If there are cameras, they simply malfunction for a minute or two, with Deeds not knowing or caring how he got the item.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Whenever Deeds is killed, no matter how severe his injuries, he comes right back once his corpse is out of sight and the bell is rung.
* AWizardDidIt: Not even Deeds himself is quite sure how he's able to do what he does. Thinking about it too much seems to distress him.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-674 SCP-674]] - The Exposition Gun
* BreakingTheFourthWall: When SCP-674 is fired at characters in a TV show or movie, the user perceives that the characters respond to the shooting and even talk to the user.
* TheCameo: A blip on the entry notes that the inventor of the gun became aware of the Foundation when he tried to shoot a redacted television character that's clearly [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko Warner,]] during the "Nations of the World" song. Yakko [[YouAreAlreadyDead responds by mocking him about how the Foundation is going to get him]] before going on like nothing happened.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: As a side effect of its fourth wall-breaking properties, prolonged use allows the characters in the show to retaliate, as the unfortunate doctor found out when Spock returned fire with a phaser.
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Shooting into a show results in things being followed in accordance with the logic of the show you're firing into. Thus, when a researcher opened fire on an episode of Star Trek. he was never able to fatally wound Kirk; every shot either went into his shoulder or a nearby {{Redshirt}}.
* ReversePolarity: When a Foundation doctor tested SCP-674 by firing it at a TV show or movie featuring the cast of ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', Spock reversed the polarity of a phaser and shot him with it, killing him.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-679 SCP-679]] - Eyerot
* EyeScream: SCP-679 is a fungal infection that causes victims to go blind and their eyes to rot and be replaced by fungus.
* FesteringFungus: SCP-679 is a fungus that infects victims, [[EyeScream blinds them, and replaces their eyes with the fungus]]. Afterwards, threads of the fungus move around on the victim's face in random patterns.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-682 SCP-682]] - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
* AbsoluteXenophobe: Toward nearly all Earth life.
* AdaptiveAbility: This is one of SCP-682's main features, and one of the main things that makes it so, well, hard to destroy.
** Fortunately, the adaptations wear off eventually and it can always be at least ''incapacitated'' by heavy physical damage.
** Unfortunately, 682's adaptive ability is so extremely powerful it basically makes him [[NighInvulnerability Nigh-Invulnerable]]. He survives after being disintegrated into ''a small bundle of particles''.
** You know 173 right up there? They put 173 in 682's chamber and shot 682's eyes. 682 then proceeded to grow ''more'' eyes. The new eyes were armored to keep them from being shot out as well.
* AntiChrist: The [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job New Job]] article claims that 682 is the Fourth Child of the Scarlet King.
* AnimalisticAbomination: It looks like a reptile to human eyes, but is not even of this Earth.
* BerserkButton: Earth life, with rare exceptions.
* BigEater: At one point, it ate several "682 specials"[[labelnote:*]]10 kg rotten meat and sharpened bone splinters, 10 L rancid mayonnaise, 1 L potassium cyanide, and 1 kg morphine hydrochloride, combined into a solid mass, then transmuted via SCP-807[[/labelnote]] during a termination attempt and only suffered a forty-five-minute heart attack after eating the first one.
* BoastfulRap: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-682-1548 Its communication with SCP-1548.]] Which was in Morse code.
* BreakoutVillain: Right up there with SCP-173 as ''the'' SCP. He serves as the series' central antagonist.
* BreakTheBadass: [[spoiler:Not this version, but the one in the universe with the Shark Punching Center. They offered the reptile its freedom in exchange to it devoting its life to shark-punching. Naturally, it refused. Its refusal led it to being labeled SCP-682 "Very Punchable Shark", becoming the ultimate punching bag for the SCP to practice any and every method on it. They ''succeed'' in ''breaking'' it, promising that it will punch sharks, but by that point, they have deemed it too valuable to be let go.]]
* TheCatCameBack: If there's an attempt to remove 682 instead of killing it, it ''will'' come back (whether by exchanging genie — 702 — or teleporter — 507).
* CallASmeerpARabbit: It only ''looks'' like a reptile.
* ClusterFBomb: He's capable of human speech, although much of it is quite angry and profane.
* CreepyMonotone: In the audio version of its interview, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv8VlHf0iuw it speaks in a scary, almost robotic sounding voice]].
* CruelMercy: In a timeline where humanity was [[spoiler:wiped out by SCP-3519]], 682 saves SoleSurvivor O5-6 from SCP-2490, giving him a cutting piece of snark as he leaves:
--> '''SCP-682''': ''We are alike now, meat. [[KickTheDog Killing you would only end suffering.]]''
* DeathSeeker: Possibly. When 2599 was in the process of killing SCP-682, SCP-682 said "KILL ME, YOU SACK OF ORGANS, DO IT". However, it's also plausible that it was just trying to confuse her; given that 2599 is only capable of carrying out orders halfway and "kill me" took precedence over her previous order to "attack [682] until it is 200% dead", 2599 let 682 go immediately.
* DemBones: In [[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/59/90/ab59909b283d1c6b2c60177ad9d27b46.jpg one of its designs]], it has a skeletal face, protruding spine, and exposed ribcage.
* DragonsAreDemonic: It's a dragonlike monstrosity, has been referred to as "the Dragon" or "the Last Dragon" in various SCP tales, and is one of the most evil and dangerous entities in containment to the point that some accounts suggest that it may be {{Satan}}.
* EldritchAbomination:
** When brought in to terminate 682, SCP-343 — who is thought to be ''{{God}}'' — refused, remarking, "He's not one of mine. Deal with him yourself." Hoo boy. Made all the more explicit by the fact that the two can neither see nor interact with each other.
** Made explicit after several tests with other [=SCP=]s which cast doubts on whether SCP-682 is ''either'' alive or dead. One of the scientists commented that this is the point where people start getting offered as sacrifices.
** Interestingly, 682 seems to see humanity as a bunch of abominations, hence why it's always trying to destroy everything.
** [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job New Job]] claims that 682 is one of the Leviathans, seven abominations who are the children of the Scarlet King who are destined to help him destroy the multiverse. He is stated to be the Scarlet King's fourth child and apparently the ''weakest of his siblings''.
* EvilCounterpart: To [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1364 SCP-1364]]: 682 is an unidentifiable "reptile" that adapts to survive and hates everything while 1364 is an anteater that, despite being harmed by ''bright lights'', still wants a hug. 682 has even acknowledged them as counterparts.
-->"The Yin to go with my Yang. Or am I the Yin? I'll never fully understand your disgusting figures of speech. But let me save you the trouble. Killing that thing won't do anything to me."
* EvilSoundsDeep: In an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gskdy4RE6bU alternate version]] of its interview.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: SCP-682 really ''is'' a Hard-To-Destroy Reptile. Although the picture used in the article is of "The Moscow Monster", which was really just the corpse of a beluga whale.
* {{Expy}}: AdaptiveAbility, HealingFactor, [[NighInvulnerability extremely difficult to kill]], and [[OmnicidalManiac tries to kill everything around it]]? SCP-682 is basically a more reptilian version of [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Doomsday]].
* ExtremeOmnivore: It gains energy from anything it ingests, even the acid used to contain it.
* TheExtremistWasRight: In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5000 SCP-5000]]. After discovering a horrible secret regarding [[spoiler: the truth behind humanity's collective unconscious, the Foundation ends up agreeing with SCP-682 that there is something ''inherently wrong'' with humanity...and deciding that eradicating humanity is the only logical step to spare them from this fate.]]
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Any attempts to kill SCP-682 are met with failure and will always end in failure. Doing otherwise would defeat the point of SCP-682. There is in fact one proven way to definitely and permanently kill 682, and that is to use SCP-2935. Unfortunately, doing so would also kill all life on the planet Earth, and possibly in the rest of the universe as well.
* {{Flanderization}}: Many off-site fanfics about 682 were written under the impression that PowerCopying is one of 682's main abilities. It was actually used exactly ''once'' in its test log, and was more like turning an anomaly's effects on others and away from itself. 682 never "learned" it.
* FromASingleCell: SCP-2305 once spat out a hypothetical termination attempt that ended with 682 coming back from only 0.03 milliliters of its blood remaining... and then growing to the size of Saturn.
* GenericDoomsdayVillain: In a way, SCP-682 is purely a vehicle for SCP cross-test fun. Detractors of the article sees 682 as lacking any sort of personality beyond "[[HumansThroughAlienEyes they are disgusting]]", and is created purely so that people can propose SCP cross-tests to try to destroy it.
* GodzillaThreshold: "Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible." While the Foundation is usually focused on containing and studying [=SCPs=] rather than destroying them, 682 is one of the few they've determined to be so dangerous that it must be killed.
** Defied in the actual termination attempts, though. While the Foundation wants 682 destroyed, they don't want to go to exceptionally extreme lengths (like nuking it, feeding it to 169, or siccing 239 on it) because if it survives and adapts (which it most probably ''will''), humanity would be all kinds of boned.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: Good for 682, bad for everyone else. The Foundation has thrown all kinds of different things at 682. None worked and 682 regenerated all its wounds.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: They cut it in half with a high-powered laser. [[OhCrap Each half grew back into a full-size 682.]] Thankfully, once 682-B was incapacitated and 682-A was cornered, 682-A ate 682-B in an attempt to invoke HealThyself.
* HatesEveryoneEqually: It's nothing personal, ''[[PerspectiveFlip but you and your individuality are the abomination]]'' as far as The Hard To Destroy Lizard is concerned [[TheAssimilator and you must be dealt with accordingly]].
* HealingFactor: One of its most notable abilities; it can recover from any harm inflicted on it.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: In the Shark Punching Center AlternateUniverse, they discover that [[spoiler:while its AdaptiveAbility makes it near impossible to kill, it can also be manipulated via external stimulii to be turned to their own purposes. After a bit of surgery and dumping it into salt water, they managed to turn it into a shark]]. It is implied that the only thing preventing the Foundation from doing the same thing is the fact that they are so obsessed with killing it that they are overlooking better ways of containing it.
* HumansThroughAlienEyes: One possible explanation for why it always tries to kill everything except [[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-053 SCP-053]]. It's not evil, it's just that everything alive in our world except SCP-053 is so horribly, gut-wrenchingly ''disgusting'' and ''wrong'' that SCP-682 can't help reacting by trying to make us all ''stop existing'' ASAP. [[spoiler:It also didn't try to kill Dr. Clef, most likely because Clef's "face cycling" ability made 682 perceive him as something else.]]
-->'''"[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-561991/the-leak The Leak]]":''' "[[spoiler:Whatever Clef had done that causes his head to be unrecordable seems to bugger up more than just cameras. 682 was unsure as to what in the fuck was going on.]] 682 isn't inherently a violent organism, as we understand the term. When not faced with unreal terror, 682 is actually somewhat cautious and shy, like many big predators. [[spoiler:If Clef had stayed inside, 682 would have probably adapted past the “face cycling” thing, and butcher[ed] him.]] As it was, the big gecko was waiting to see what would happen."
* InbredAndEvil: According to some Foundation lore, it is the child of the Scarlet King and his fourth daughter, A’zieb, the Fourth Scarlet Bride.
* InfernalRetaliation: The Foundation once attempted to [[HurlItIntoTheSun launch SCP-682 into the sun]] with a very large cannon. It came back on fire. It also had wings that [[FeatherFlechettes launched razor-sharp feathers]]. Of course, this was only mentioned in the joke [=SCP=] entry for said [[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-1543-j very large cannon]], so it's not canon by virtue of the 1543-J not existing within SCP canon (nebulous and ill-defined as it is). [[{{Pun}} Just cannon.]]
* IronButtMonkey: The attempts made by the Foundation to kill 682 are almost too numerous to list. However, 682's ability to adapt and recover mean that it's not fazed by any of them, and often retaliates in kind.
* ItCanThink: It's the single aspect of the Hard to Destroy Reptile that the Foundation hates and fears most. 682 is very, ''very'' intelligent and ''wants'' to destroy us all. It didn't take long for O5 personnel to catch on, and issue orders to have this monster not studied, ''but terminated'' as soon as possible.
* JokerImmunity: Pretty much the entire point of 682's existence. The Foundation, whose policy is usually "'Secure, Contain, Protect,' not 'Destroy, Destroy, Destroy'," has attempted to destroy the lizard too many times to count, but its abilities mean that they're always doomed to fail.
* TheJuggernaut: SCP-682 is unstoppable. It has breached containment six times and resulted in the deaths of dozens of Foundation personnel, and that's ''without'' counting all the times it breached containment after failed termination attempts.
* JustEatHim: Its preferred method of disposing with us, since dead humans are just as offensive to it as the living.
* KillerRabbit: There was an attempt to retcon it into a harmless regular cat through RealityWarping. It didn't prove to be any less dangerous.
* LaserGuidedKarma: The fate of SCP-682 in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/roget-s-proposal Roget's Proposal]]. It is imprisoned within SCP-296 which, in this incarnation, is composed of every staff member and Task Force agent murdered by the beast.
* MortalityGreyArea: As an EldritchAbomination who has survived things [[BeyondTheImpossible outright impossible to do so]], the Foundation suspects that 682 can't really be considered a living being.
* MultipleChoicePast: 682 has a mind-boggling number of possible origins. It might be the Serpent from the Garden of Eden, the "bastard child of Apep", the child of the Scarlet King and his fourth bride, or have come from all sorts of other things.
* NeverSmileAtACrocodile: Most of its designs depict it similar to a giant lizard or a crocodilian.
* NighInvulnerability: This is its main trait, due to its AdaptiveAbility and HealingFactor. Even to the most consistently fatal [=SCPs=], SCP-682 can take them on and survive, ''especially'' after the 1st contact.
* NonMaliciousMonster: In a strange way, 682 is shy and somewhat nervous of anything new it encounters. Unless that something new [[BerserkButton should be a human being.]]
* NotZilla: What the Foundation is desperate to prevent, hence why it's constantly stuck in an acid bath that damages it as much as it regenerates and grows from continued exposure.
* NukeEm:
** One of the proposed ways to end it was by using a 60 MT thermonuclear bomb. Ultimately decided against, because
--->'''O5-█:''' Yes, it's a goddamn nuke, but if 682 survives and adapts we'd be boned beyond belief.
** This scenario plays out in one of the MultipleEndings for ''VideoGame/SCPContainmentBreach''. [[spoiler:It barely slows him down.]]
* ObliviouslyEvil: While he ''is'' a grouch and a bit of a jerk, the way he talks implies that he thinks he's doing the world a favor by killing all those "disgusting humans".
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: During its fifth containment breach, the SoleSurvivor who captured it is Personnel D-221. Yes, ''[[RedShirt a D-class]]''. And no, there's no detail how he did it.
* OmnicidalManiac: SCP-682 wants to destroy every living thing on the planet except for SCP-053, which is close enough. [[spoiler:Dr. Clef also doesn't seem to trigger its murder-death-kill reflex, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-561991/the-leak most likely because of whatever Clef did to make his face unrecordable]].]]
* PetTheDog: SCP-053 is so far the only living thing that 682 didn't immediately try to kill — in fact, 053 '''played''' with it. Did we mention that this is the opposite of what usually happens, given that 053's main power seems to be to make people inexplicably and violently hate her? Went into PapaWolf and EvenEvilHasLovedOnes territory when 682 attacked the personnel sent to retrieve 053, presumably believing they'd harm 053. Then again, it may have just been doing what it usually does, mauling anything in sight.
* RealityWarper: Sort of; it's not so much that 682 can ''warp'' reality, but more like [[EldritchAbomination the laws of reality just don't apply to it]].
* ReptilesAreAbhorrent: While it's not any real animal, it vaguely resembles a reptilian, and is referred to as "hard-to-destroy-reptile".
* {{Satan}}: The termination report putting 682 against Dr. Clef's Proposal for SCP-001 has 682 implying that he is the serpent that made Adam and Eve eat the forbidden fruit.
* SophisticatedAsHell: It calls SCP-999 a "feculent little snot wad" and invites it to "[DATA EXPUNGED] and die", and generally gets pretty vicious verbally if it's restrained physically.
* TrappedInAnotherWorld: It's implied to not be from our reality as [[EldritchAbomination our laws of reality don't seem to fully apply to it]], and it can't be detected by [[GodIsGood SCP-343]].
* TheUndead: Heavily implied to not be biologically "living" in the traditional sense and possibly one of these.
* UnstoppableRage:
** It's not as popular as its other traits, but SCP-682 has episodes that are hard to describe as anything else, where it seems to lose control and become even more aggressive and even harder to incapacitate than usual.
** After being exposed to SCP-999, it went into an ''utterly insane state'', unleashing a wave that caused everyone in range to enter crippling fits of laughter and proceeded to go on a rampage, all the while ''[[LaughingMad laughing maniacally]]''.
* ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption: It can't be safely contained, so the Foundation deems its destruction necessary.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes:
** SCP-173 is one of very few things that SCP-682 is completely terrified of.
** There's also [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-524 SCP-524]], the omnivorous (as in will [[ExtremeOmnivore eat everything]], including ''[[{{Autocannibalism}} itself]]'') rabbit. When put together, 524 started chewing on 682's leg, and chased 682 around the testing chamber for two minutes before 682 ran four meters up the wall and out of 524's reach.
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: It seems to find humans so ''wrong'' it can't help but kill them. That they are trapping, torturing, and trying to kill it isn't helping.
* TheWorfEffect:
** They found its dead body in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935 SCP-2935]], because absolutely ''EVERYTHING'' is dead on that side of the portal.
** Played for laughs in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j SCP-666½-J]]. The diarrhea it causes drove 682 to suicide: it threw its arms in the air, yelled "Yog Sothoth take me now!" and died.
* WouldHurtAChild:
** Except for SCP-053.
** Another notable example is found in the Attempted Termination Logs, in which one researcher got the bright idea to start tossing ''completely normal children'' to 682, apparently out of some misplaced hope of recreating the incident with 053. Said researcher was [[EvenEvilHasStandards quickly determined to be a sadistic asshole]] and thus was [[KarmicDeath promptly tossed to 682 himself]].
* YouAreWhoYouEat: Not only are its adaptive capabilities incredible, but it has the ability to absorb whoever it devours.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-692 SCP-692]] - Revives the Colours
* KillItWithFire: When clothing is animated by exposure to SCP-692, security personnel are armed with flamethrowers so they can incinerate it if it goes out of control.
* LogicalWeakness: Clothing animated by SCP-692 is resistant to most forms of physical injury (such as blows, bullets and so on) because, like normal clothing, it isn't alive. However, like normal clothing it is vulnerable to fire.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-695 SCP-695]] - Eels
* BizarreAlienReproduction: Juvenile SCP-695 perform a OrificeInvasion on a male human, grow to adult size, and lay eggs. They then force the host to rape a female human and infect her with the eggs. The eggs will grow into juveniles, which will leave the female's body through either an OrificeEvacuation or performing a ChestBurster out of her abdomen.
* ChestBurster: After SCP-695 eggs have grown to juvenile size inside a female human host, they may escape by erupting through the wall of her abdomen.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-695 reproduce by entering a male human and laying eggs, then forcing the male to rape a woman and infect her with the eggs.
* OrificeEvacuation: After SCP-695 eggs have grown to juvenile size inside a female human host, they may escape by exiting through her vagina, anus, or mouth.
* OrificeInvasion: SCP-695's life cycle starts when its juvenile form enters a human male through his mouth, nose, anus, and urethra.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-687 SCP-687]] - NOIR
* RealEventFictionalCause: It apparently caused the Cleveland Torso Murders.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-699 SCP-699]] - Mystery Box
* ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument: A rare example of the accidental version of this trope. A report was attached to SCP-699 when it arrived at the Foundation. Parts of the report were too damaged to be read and were replaced with [report damaged].
* {{Telepathy}}: The Foundation has concluded that the contents of SCP-699 are telepathic because it can influence the minds of observers and have them see the contents of the box differently. Some see the contents as YourHeartsDesire, some see it as something dangerous, and two Doctors can see nothing at all in it.
* YourHeartsDesire: 90% of people who look at SCP-699 see that it holds "something they want to possess or to release...", such as '''... precious metals, artwork, family members, pets, religious figures, and apparently useful technology...".

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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-701 SCP-701]] - The Hanged King's Tragedy
* BrownNote: An unusual version in the form of a 17th-century play script that can sporadically cause a HatePlague to the performers and audience.
* CurtainCall: Involves the performers killing themselves and the Hanged King taking center stage, spreading his madness to the audience.
* DrivenToSuicide: Usually the outcome of the infected performance, with the remaining actors (who haven't already been murdered) killing themselves. In the last recorded incident, they hanged themselves from the rafters.
* {{Expy}}: Of ''Literature/TheKingInYellow'', being a fictional tragedy play that causes madness and keeps popping up even though people try to not read it. The RealAfterAll Alagadda is also very similar to the actual domain of Hastur in the Cthulhu Mythos, which was inspired by ''Literature/TheKingInYellow'', with the "Hanged King" of the play possibly being a stand-in for Hastur's avatar, The King in Yellow.
* HatePlague: Performing the play ultimately leads to this, causing the actors to become violent, murdering each other, and committing suicide. This then spreads to the audience when the play ends, who then start attacking each other regardless of their prior relationship. Survivors can snap out of it 24 hours later, either with no memory of events or rendered utterly catatonic by what happened.
* HumanSacrifice: What the actors do in the final act, murdering one of their own (who plays a king who is hung), then slashing the throat of another, before hanging themselves.
* HumanoidAbomination: The Hanged King himself is covered completely in bandages and wears what looks like a sack on his head, indicating he may have been hanged. He materializes during a performance, often remaining as a MeaningfulBackgroundEvent until properly incorporated into the play's events, influencing the performers to commit violent acts and then kill themselves. The Hanged King also "wears" high heels, just like the "Ambassador" of the real Alagadda, from SCP-2264, who is also a HumanoidAbomination.
* OurActsAreDifferent: The play has the more classic five act structure, but also incorporates unnoticed ad-libbing, incorporating the Hanged King into the performance, violence, then mass suicide/murder.
* RealAfterAll: Alagadda is assumed to be a fictional nation by people analyzing the play... but it's real. It's in SCP-2264, and the Ambassador is real as well, as is the king.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies: One scene in the actual play involves a duke getting killed and his corpse being used as meat in a stew.
* TheVirus: Described as a self-evolving memetic virus that is somehow transmitted through the play. A potential hypothesis behind the cause is expunged.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-706 SCP-706]] - Perfect Porcelain Doll
* AbusiveParents: Her father beat her when he was drunk and she thinks her mother loved her doll collection more than her.
* AmbiguousSituation: In the audio recording taken from her home, SCP-706's father screams at her mother not being able to give him a son; the mother cries, "Well, what more do you want? You know I can't have—" which could be interpreted as her not being able to conceive a son, or not being able to have any more children, period.
* LivingToys: She's a girl that somehow became a sentient porcelain doll.
* MadeOfPlasticine: The outer layer of her skin, made of porcelain, is extremely fragile; even things like moving too much can break or crack it. She can regenerate it by eating materials like kaolin and ceramic glaze.
* PinocchioSyndrome: Inverted -- SCP-706 was formerly a human girl who became a porcelain doll because her mother loved her dolls more than her, and she thought that if she was beautiful and perfect like the dolls, [[TearJerker her mother would love her too.]]
* VanityIsFeminine: She is obsessive about maintaining her appearance to the point where she becomes distressed when denied the ability to do so.
* WantedASonInstead: Her father was furious at her mother because he wanted a son instead of a daughter.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-708 SCP-708]] - The Big Orange Forklift
* ArtifactDomination: Anyone who sits in SCP-708 and starts it up is subject to its mental effects. If the person has no violent inclinations, then they will be obsessed with using SCP-708 to lift other objects. If they have violent tendencies, they will use SCP-708 as a weapon against anyone or anything they can see.
* EmotionControl: When someone looks at SCP-708 for more than 20 seconds, they become extremely enthusiastic about it and want to operate it. Anyone restrained from operating it will engage in emotional outbursts like a young child. Anyone who has been looking at SCP-708 or has operated it before feels jealousy at seeing anyone else operating it.
* EmotionEater: Some Foundation scientists believe that SCP-708 feeds on its driver's enthusiasm.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-712 SCP-712]] - The Impossible Colors
* DeadMansSwitch: The apparatus has a fail secure system installed in it. If the researcher viewing the FictionalColour is incapacitated and releases pressure on a thumb switch, their view of the color will be blocked by a light-absorbing panel.
* FictionalColour: SCP-712-a and SCP-712-b are two impossible colors outside the visible spectrum created by a complicated piece of apparatus. Viewing them can cause migraines and/or grand mal seizures.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-714 SCP-714]] - The Jaded Ring
* OneCurseLimit: Wearers of SCP-714 are protected from other forms of mental manipulation.
* PhlebotinumInducedStupidity: Anyone wearing it experiences reduced mental capacity, among other symptoms.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-715 SCP-715]] - My Face That I May Be
* {{Doppelganger}}: SCP-715 is a photo booth that, after taking photos, spawns doppelgangers of the people in a pit under the mall it was found in. These doppelgangers are designated SCP-715-A and look like the originals, but have [[FacialHorror very deformed facial features]]. Except [[spoiler:this isn't the case. The SCP-715-A instances are actually the humans teleported into the pit, and the "humans" that walk out of the booth are the spawned SCP-715-B doppelganger instances]].
* FacialHorror: After a photo is taken, an instance of 715-A spawns in a pit and attempts to climb out. These instances have major facial abnormalities, extensive lacerations, large growths, or the absence of facial features at all. [[spoiler:The truth is different -- 715-A are the actual humans, with a perception filter that affects their otherwise-normal faces. The 715-B doppelgangers on the other hand sport the actual facial horror, but have a filter that makes their faces look normal]].
* HumanoidAbomination: The SCP-715-A instances that appear in the pit after a photo is taken appear to be humans, but with horrifyingly-deformed faces. [[spoiler:It's actually the normal-looking 715-B instances that are the real abominations]].
* TheReveal: It turns out that [[spoiler:the SCP-715-A instances escaping the pit are the ''normal humans'', but with a perception filter that makes their normal faces look horrifying. The SCP-715-B instances who leave the photo booth are the doppelgangers, in turn with a perception filter that makes their horrifying faces look normal]]. As such, the Foundation had been [[spoiler:killing the wrong ones before this realization]].

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-716 SCP-716]] - The Train
* BiggerOnTheInside: From the outside SCP-716 appears to have a variable number of cars (from 8 to 20) at any given time. Upon being entered, it appears to have an unlimited number of cars.
* {{Sleepwalking}}: Anyone who enters REM sleep within 100 meters of a contained SCP-716 will sleepwalk in its direction and enter it.
* WeatherManipulation: SCP-716 gives off an unknown form of radiation that can (among other effects) alter the nature and severity of local weather patterns.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-719 SCP-719]] - Light-Bringer
* ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument: Another accidental version. A note found during the recovery of the item was partially burned. The remaining sections indicate that SCP-719 is a doorway for an extradimensional being to enter our reality.
* LightIsNotGood: Said best by the entity itself:
-->''You will know the light and pray for darkness''
* LouisCypher: The otherdimensional being using SCP-719 to communicate with humans has a cult that worships him. In their writings, the being is referred to as "The Light-Bringer" (c.f. Lucifer, "light bringing") and "The Morning Star".
* ContinuityNod: According to a few clues in the entry, the Light-Bringer is He-Who-Made-Light, brother of He-Who-Made-Dark.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-723 SCP-723]] - Aging Staircase
* BiggerOnTheInside: An examination of the exterior of the tower in which SCP-723 is located indicates that SCP-723 extends further up than the exterior architecture should allow.
* MindManipulation: Once a person crosses the 4th/5th step, they are compelled to continue climbing up the staircase until they die.
* RapidAging: SCP-723 is a spiral stone staircase. When a person climbs it, after the fourth or fifth step, they start aging rapidly, with additional aging occurring for each additional step taken.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-726 SCP-726]] - Reconstructive Maggots
* BestialityIsDepraved: Implied in the discovery report:
-->On August 16th, 19██ a Mrs. Faber of Beckley, West Virginia, was discovered nude in a dumpster behind a local ██████ ████, engaging in [REDACTED] with a large male [REDACTED] and subsequently hospitalized for acute dementia.
* CameBackWrong: The organisms reconstituted by the maggots exhibit blowfly behavior, whether the original tissue sample was taken from a living organism or one that had been dead for thousands of years.
* CloneDegeneration: Several tests conducted using a Norwegian rat involve using the maggots to create it again and again, and each time the reconstructed rat develops defects, until eventually a mass of undifferentiated cells, which acts much like a slug, is created.
* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: Reconstituted organisms will try to mate without regard to their original species, and the female produces SCP-726 eggs if this is successful.
* MysteryMeat: A can of "potted meat food product" was tested with the maggots, which resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED].
* PetMonstrosity: The large, slug-like mass of cells mentioned above was kept as a pet by a research and named [[Film/TheFly1986 "Brundle".]]
* SanitySlippage: If someone has their wound healed by SCP-726 or eats products created from its reconstituted organisms, their behavior will degenerate over several hours until they act like reconstituted organisms.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-728 SCP-728]] - The Forever Room
* RapidAging: Can occur due to the temporal distortion effects on the inside of SCP-728. During one test, only one hour passed on the outside of SCP-728, but when SCP-728 was opened again, the person who had been inside SCP-728 had aged to death.
* YearInsideHourOutside:
** During one test, a subject inside SCP-728 experienced two hours of elapsed time while only five minutes passed outside.
** In another test, hundreds of years passed inside SCP-728 while only one hour passed outside of it.
** In a third test, several years passed inside the container while one hour occurred outside it.
* YearOutsideHourInside:
** During one test, an hour passed on the outside of SCP-728 while only 1 minute thirty seconds elapsed inside it.
** In another test, 66 hours passed outside the container while no time at all passed inside it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-734 SCP-734]] - The Baby
* BodyHorror: The effects of touching him, which were initially mistaken for an unknown form of flesh-eating bacteria.
* CreepyChild: Averted. Aside from his anomalous effect, he shows no mental or genetic abnormalities from a regular baby.
* DeathByChildbirth: His mother died, presumably from his effect. No one's sure how she was able to carry him to term.
* MakeThemRot: Human tissue that makes contact with any of his cells, including his mucus, will gradually decay.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-735 SCP-735]] - The Insult Box
* BerserkButton: It presses and exploits your berserk buttons to no end.
* DeathSeeker: One theory behind its behavior.
* EverybodyKnewAlready: It ''knows'' all of your deepest, darkest secrets and will taunt you with them.
* {{Jerkass}}: It's in its name.
* TheOmniscient: An omniscient box, nonetheless.
* SirSwearsALot: Let's just say there are lots of [expletive]s in its dialogue. And in that of those it talks to.
* StrikeMeDownWithAllOfYourHatred: One interpretation of its behavior is that its trying to kill itself, but obviously [[ICanNotSelfTerminate needs someone else to deliver the killing blow]].
* {{Troll}}/TheGadfly: "The device apparently has one goal, and that is to incite the person in question to rage, as quickly as possible."
* VolleyingInsults: What a conversation with it ends up as.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-738 SCP-738]] - The Devil's Deal
* AFormYouAreComfortableWith: The entity takes a different form for each person who interacts with it, although it is only visible to the person making the deal. Some of the forms it's taken include a man in a red and gold business suit, a beautiful and seductive woman, a law school professor, a large pink rabbit, and a large snake.
* AffablyEvil: As mentioned below, after the incident with the lawyer, the entity left a letter thanking the Foundation for the fun it had. And [[EvenEvilHasStandards even it was a little depressed]] by the deal it made with one mentally disabled D-class (trading the D-class's cherished toy for a Sloppy Joe).
* AmbiguousSyntax: The entity likes to exploit this, so the Foundation set a contract lawyer on him. The lawyer dropped from exhaustion 41 hours in and the entity had a blast.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: The entity connected to SCP-738 grants wishes as part of a bargain, but it'll only give [[ExactWords exactly what it's agreed to and no more]]. For example, one subject who asked for "freedom" disappeared from custody, but was captured again a few hours later.
* DealWithTheDevil: Anyone who interacts with SCP-738 can make a request. The entity connected to SCP-738 will set a price to be paid by the subject, usually involving emotional or physical pain proportional to the value of the request. If the subject agrees, they get their request and the entity extracts the price.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: It will joyously ruin the lives of almost anyone who makes a deal with it, but the entity apparently felt bad when it took a stuffed toy named Mopsy from a mentally disabled D-class in exchange for a Sloppy Joe… not that this stopped it from showing him papers with text insulting the D-class that he couldn't read.
* EvilLawyerJoke: They sat a member of their legal team down in the chair. 41 hours and 900 pages of writing later (not counting schedules and exhibits), the Foundation lawyer had passed out from exhaustion before a deal could be finished, and 738 told them it was "the most fun he'd had in years."
* ExactWords: It stated that the entity will fulfill any agreed-upon wish or request to the letter, but no further. Trying to avert this is why the contract negotiations with the lawyer took so long. Apparently they were trying to agree on a definition of 'shall' when his stamina gave out.
* MagicallyBindingContract: A mentally disabled D-class exchanged his beloved toy, Mopsy, for a Sloppy Joe. [[PetTheDog An identical replacement toy was given to him]], but it disappeared the moment he named it "Mopsy."
* IntangiblePrice: Payment may include things such as the death of a best friend or memories of your mother.
* WorthyOpponent: The entity seems to have found one in the senior counsel of the Foundation's legal team. He passed out from sheer exhaustion and ended the session before any deal was completed after ''41 straight hours of negotiation'', but the entity seemed to enjoy the challenge.
-->"Please come back any time. I haven't had so much fun in years."
%%* YankTheDogsChain: See MagicallyBindingContract above.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-742 SCP-742]] - Retrovirus
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: SCP-742 is a retrovirus that transforms humans into vampire-like creatures that paralyze their victims with a paralyzing bite and drain bone marrow instead of blood.
* VampiricDraining: People infected with SCP-742 will drain the bone marrow from other humans. The stem cells in the marrow allow them to cease aging, and stem cells taken from fetuses allow them to create a SCP-742 filled fluid that they can inject into other humans in order to infect them.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-743 SCP-743]] - A Chocolate Fountain
* MundaneUtility: The Foundation uses it as a means of terminating D-class personnel.
* NighInvulnerability: The Foundation has noted that while it is not invulnerable, it has a high resistance to damage and uses its creatures to defend itself.
* ToServeMan: It seems to prefer consuming live humans.
* ZergRush: The creatures that emerge from it are individually weak, but they swarm in massive numbers to harvest organic material.

!![[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-745 SCP-745]] - The Headlights
* BioluminescenceIsCool: All specimens of SCP-745 have bio-luminescent organs in their bloated heads. They can display different colours with it, and use it along with their dark bodies while moving in pairs to appear like headlights of a car.
* EndangeredSpecies: They once established a wide territory around the southwestern United States, but thanks to Foundation forces thinning their numbers since the 1960s, they've been reduced to inhabiting a secured patch of land in New Mexico. It's also mentioned that no nests, lairs, or young of SCP-745 have been found.
* LightIsNotGood: Their heads produce bright light, and they use it to hunt down humans.
* MyBrainIsBig: Their heads are described to have a bloated sack of clear skin that houses their brain and their light-emitting organs.
* NoBodyLeftBehind: Victims of their attacks leave no remains behind aside for scraps of their clothes.
* SiliconBasedLife: Possibly. Their genetic structure is noted to be non-carbon based.
* SuperSpeed: They're capable of running up to 180km/h, allowing them to chase down cars.
* ToServeMan: Their primary diet seems to be the humans they hunt, and will not eat while in captivity.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-746 SCP-746]] - Pseudo-Avian
* CulturedBadass: He seems to play instruments as he was given some for entertainment.
* FeatheredFiend: He has feathers, although he's not actually a bird, and he's rather violent.
* {{Flight}}: The articles' image of him sitting on a high tree branch seems to indicate this.
* GagNose: His nose is ''28 cm'' long, which makes him look rather odd.
* GrumpyOldMan: Not the nicest senior around.
* IKnowKarate: See above.
* Really700YearsOld: He claims to be exactly that.
* SinisterSchnoz: His nose is ''28 cm'' long and he's quite dangerous.
* {{Tengu}}: His description all but explicitly states he is one.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-747 SCP-747]] - Children and Dolls
* AndIMustScream: The people they turn into dolls are still alive afterward.
* CreepyChild: Six of them.
* CreepyDoll: They turn people into this.
* DeathByChildbirth: SCP-747-07 was discovered with a crayon drawn short story of a mother and son reuniting in the afterlife. His own mother apparently died giving birth to him before he died at age nine
* JacobMarleyApparel: They are all wearing and/or holding something from when they were alive.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: They have a lot of classic aspects of ghosts; they died and came back to life, they can walk through solid surfaces, they appear to have some memories of their past lives, and do not seem to be fully aware of their surroundings. However, they are also "semi-corporeal" and have the anomalous effects mentioned above.
* SecurityBlanket: Their "dolls". Also:
--> The commonality of the children, according to research, is that they all owned a doll precious to them at their time of death.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-748 SCP-748]] - Industrial Dissolution
* BalefulPolymorph: One of the products created by SCP-748 is cigarettes. When they're lit, anyone inhaling their vapor is turned into a basking shark over a period of 30 minutes.
* BrainInAJar: The SCP-748 facility is controlled by the brain of its creator, which is stored in a vat. Nearby are 200 lobotomized human brains contained in glass cylinders filled with a green liquid. They act as auxiliary memory for the controlling brain.
* EldritchLocation: SCP-748 became this after its ongoing containment breach, being in a constantly shifting metamorphic state that is impossible to explore and has led to many deaths.
* FromBadToWorse: When the Foundation initally came across it they believed it to have long since ceased function. They soon learn that this is hardly the case and because of this the object class gets upgraded to Keter.
* HalfHumanHybrid: One of SCP-748's products is the meat of a creature that is a hybrid species of human, squid and pig.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-751 SCP-751]] - Organ Eater
* ChestBurster: After eating its victim's internal organs and increasing in size, SCP-751 swells up and causes the victim's skin to stretch and burst, releasing it from the body.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-751 infiltrates the victim's torso, eats their stomach, and takes its place. It then eats and replaces other organs (intestines, liver, kidneys, and lungs). Finally, it increases in size and [[ChestBurster bursts out of the victim's body]], afterwards dividing into 10-20 offspring.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-752 SCP-752]] - Altruistic Utopia
* ArtificialHuman: The "Eudaimoniacs" were built by Alpha to be what they are.
* FantasticCasteSystem: The strongest and least intelligent 752-1 are born for construction and little else. They willingly work themselves to death for the good of the whole. Notably, analysis finds their social structure is more like that of [[HiveCasteSystem bees or ants than any mammal]].
* GeneticEngineeringIsTheNewNuke: The Alpha scientists that engineered them made them like humans in many ways, but the ways in which they are different make them repulsive to basic human morality.
* GoneHorriblyWrong: SCP-752 was built to be a new utopia. While the society is advanced by technological standards, that progress came at the cost of their humanity.
* GoodFeelsGood: Horribly deconstructed. SCP 752-1 was built to rationally and willingly be unselfish and devoted to the needs of others over their own private good… which just means that the monstrous things their society does to itself are all perpetrated upon fully-willing people.
* HumansAreBastards: While not purely human, the only reason they advanced so quickly is due to neglecting basic morality.
* ImAHumanitarian: Corpses are devoured to save resources.
* MeaningfulName: "Eudaimonia" is a Greek term that roughly means "human flourishing," described in Plato's Virtue Theory of philosophy. The Eudaimoniacs work for the greater good of their society. Of course, the concept is horribly deconstructed.
* TheNeedsOfTheMany: The foundation of their society, and taken to horrific extremes. SCP-752-1 was supposed to reach over 150 years of age naturally, but they willingly work themselves to death in the service of Eudaimonia so hard they're lucky to hit 45.
* NothingIsScarier: Whatever they do in the "nurseries" to rapidly expand their population is horrible enough that Alpha knew the other three science collectives would try to stop the experiment if they ever found out... and is perpetrated upon fully-willing participants.
* SealedEvilInACan: Once Gamma got butchered trying to stop the experiment, and Alpha-3 poisoned most of Beta, Delta and the survivors of the other two collectives joined forces to drive off or kill all of Alpha. They knew they couldn't stop the experiment anymore, so they just sealed the place up as best as they could and hoped that Gamma's shield would be enough to keep them unaware of the outside world forever. And, indeed, the Foundation predicts that their release would result in a [[TakeOverTheWorld SK-class dominance shift]], and strictly maintains the quarantine.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-757 SCP-757]] - The Fruit Tree
* BodyHorror: When one of the fruits from the SCP is eaten, a new organ forms inside the eater's abdomen, and a fruit forms inside said organ over the course of a week. This has been reported to be painful, and causes tissue damage with larger fruits.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-759 SCP-759]] - Sourdough Starter
* EmotionBomb: Anyone who eats a product made from a sample of the sourdough gains the emotional state of the individuals that tend it, bake it, and feed it.
* FanNickname: In-universe; a batch of muffins made from a sample kept in SCP-682's containment chamber was nicknamed "grumpy muffins".
* NoodleIncident: It's not revealed what happened when six blueberry muffins that were made from a sample raised and fed under the bed of a newly married agent were eaten.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-761 SCP-761]] - Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline
* NoOSHACompliance: The creator of the trampoline wanted to avert this. Unfortunately, the whole deal about kids being materialized [[TeleporterAccident into solid material]] was ignored. The creator himself noticed before it was too late (on the first death, to be exact), but his coworkers simply didn't care. They decided to sell it anyways, knowing that it would continue to kill children:
--> they did it wrong. I warned them this would happen. Do they listen to me? No, they go out and sell them anyways. They aren't safe anymore, we know this. All it was supposed to do was take kids off if they were too big or got unruly. But they all go under. It's killing them and nobody is stopping
* TeleFrag: When someone jumps on the trampoline, they are subjected to TeleportationMisfire and end up in a random location within 15 meters. If there is already a solid object where they arrive, they suffer a TeleporterAccident and become merged with the object. Depending on how much of their body is merged with the object, they can be injured or killed.
* TeleportationMisfire: When someone jumps on the trampoline, they end up in a random location within 15 meters. If there is already a solid object where they arrive, they suffer a TeleporterAccident and become merged with the object. Depending on how much of their body is merged with the object, they can suffer a TeleFrag.
* TeleporterAccident: When someone jumps on the trampoline, they are subjected to TeleportationMisfire and end up in a random location within 15 meters. If there is already a solid object where they arrive, they become merged with the object. Depending on how much of their body is merged with the object, they can suffer a TeleFrag.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-762 SCP-762]] - Immortal Iron Maiden
* AndIMustScream: Anyone that is placed inside the iron maiden is placed in a state of suspended animation until they are released from it. However, they remain conscious, and the experience of being inside it is described as being very painful.
* HealingFactor: When the person originally inside it was removed, the injuries caused by the maiden's spikes healed instantly.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: The Foundation speculates that the original subject was trapped in the maiden for centuries, due to it dating back to the 15th century.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-763 SCP-763]] - Human Beowulf Cluster
* BlobMonster: SCP-763 is a mass of human tissue that spreads over about 300 square meters and weighs more than four metric tons. It is made up of muscular tissue, blood vessels, blood and multiple examples of human organs. The most notable features are a cluster of brains, and a half-absorbed body previously belonging to the local veal factory's former owner.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-764 SCP-764]] - The Obscene Show
* ArtifactDomination: When anyone looks at SCP-764-1 and SCP-764-2 (Punch and Judy {{Hand Puppet}}s) with no barrier between them, they are compelled to don the {{Hand Puppet}}s and put on a show. Everyone else nearby is forced to act like an audience member.
* HandPuppet: SCP-764-1 and SCP-764-2 are Punch and Judy puppets that can use ArtifactDomination on anyone who looks at them.
* PuppetShows: SCP-764-1 and SCP-764-2 (Punch and Judy {{Hand Puppet}}s) make anyone who looks at them put them on and put on a show.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-769 SCP-769]] - Ancient Encyclopedia
* DiscardAndDraw: When a person drinks from the cup, they have new information written into their brain, but they lose memories they already have.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-772 SCP-772]] - Giant Parasitoid Wasps
* BigCreepyCrawlies: They're giant wasps that are ''60 centimeters long'' as adults.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-772 implants 5-20 eggs into large mammals (such as human beings) using a barbed ovipositor up to 70 centimeters long. The eggs hatch 4-12 days later and the larvae start eating their way through the body.
* ImmuneToBullets: The ApocalypticLog of the scientist that discovered them and the Foundation's report say that SCP-772 is not harmed by bullets.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777 SCP-777]] - Kingdom of Sand
* HiveMind: The article notes that the sand animals behave as such; they don't attack each other, but work together to kill any intruders.
* SiliconBasedLife: Of a sort; when water is added to sand within the SCP's area, the sand will animate and take the shape of an animal proportional to the amount of sand moisturized.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-794 SCP-794]] - Desert Shipwreck
* BlobMonster: SCP-794-02 is a living mass of nervous tissue, which grows whenever someone dies near it, presumably by integrating their nervous systems, as said victims' nervous systems are missing.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: SCP-794-01 is a shipwreck in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
* InstantDeathRadius: Anyone who enters the ship's cargo hold (which contains SCP-794-02) dies immediately.
* {{Telepathy}}: Anyone within 1400 meters of the shipwreck is compelled to enter it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-795 SCP-795]] - Reality-Bending Cat
* AnimalJingoism: He hates dogs to the point where he had all the dogs at the animal shelter he was found at ''euthanized'' and turns humans he considers friends into cats.
* BalefulPolymorph: He turns creatures into prey animals if he thinks they're dangerous or enemies; luckily, it wears off an hour after leaving his presence.
* CatsAreMean: Played with. He's only mean to people he considers unfriendly or dangerous; he'll play with people he does like (after turning them into cats).
** Although it's played completely straight if you happen to be a dog.
* CatsAreSuperior: It's implied that he seems to think so.
* ContagiousPowers: Any other cats in his presence also gain his powers, though it wears off 3 hours after being separated from him. Whether this is at will or automatic is up for debate.
* RealityWarper: Albeit a very small-scale one, having only a 30 meter range of effect.
* SuperEmpowering: When other cats are nearby, SCP-795 gives them its own powers. The powers last for up to 3 hours after they leave his presence.
* {{Telepathy}}: He can send telepathic suggestions to people around him, usually for things like more/better food or being let out.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-799 SCP-799]] - Carnivorous Blanket
* FesteringFungus: The Foundation speculates that the SCP is of fungal origin.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=800-899=]]]
!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-802 SCP-802]] - Musical Tank
* TheAllegedCar: 802 is missing its turret, is run through with rust, and bears several battle scars.
* ItCanThink: The file notes that the Foundation isn't sure whether or not 802 is actually sapient. While it does patrol the village and responds to threats, no one knows if this is from "instinct" or because it recognizes trespassers.
* MyGreatestFailure: Implied; the tank patrols the ruins of a long-abandoned French village lost during WWII.
* TankGoodness: Beaten up and lacking a lot of what made it dangerous, but still a fearsome weapon of war.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-804 SCP-804]] - World Without Man
* CryoPrison: SCP-804 remains at its original location in Alaska, where the cold, frozen environment stops it from rotating and prevents its destructive effect. It is guarded at all times to ensure that no one attempts to activate it.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: The globe's effect is to destroy everything man-made in the area. However, the globe itself is also man-made, so it damages itself every time it rotates. When it was activated, it also wiped out the artists' collective that created it, as well as all of their work.
* MadArtist: SCP-804 was created by an artists' group that intended to use it to scrub all traces of humanity from the Earth and return it to a pristine, pastoral state.
* MisanthropeSupreme: Its creators attempted to use it to KillAllHumans.
* NotBrainwashed: When the globe was discovered, being rotated by a large crowd of people who continued to operate it even as it destroyed them, it was believed that the object had memetic properties compelling them to turn it. They were found to be turning the globe of their own free will, and had every intention of wiping all human life off the planet.
* WorldWreckingWave: When the globe is turned, it causes all man-made objects in the immediate area to completely disintegrate, with the affected area becoming larger the longer the globe continues to rotate.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-805 SCP-805]] - Poison Wood Foal
* AndIMustScream: It is theorized that the victims are still alive after being converted to wood, due to them creaking and groaning as if attempting to move.
* BloodyHorror: While the victims are being converted to wood, their blood is forced out of their various orifices, such as their {{eye|Scream}}s and fingernails.
* BodyHorror: Anyone who touches it has their body converted to wood over the course of 3 to 8 hours, and the process is described as extremely painful.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a foal composed of wood of a species similar to poison oak.
* IJustWantToBeLoved: When a photo of it was taken using SCP-978 ("The Desire Camera"):
-->'''Photo Result:''' Being patted and hugged by smiling humans, one of whom is astride its back.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-807 SCP-807]] - Heart Attack On A Plate
* HighPressureBlood: One attempt to kill 682 was to feed it multiple instances of food that had been altered by 807. Upon reviving from a heart attack after eating the first "682 special", on eating a second one 682's blood pressure had skyrocketed to the point it was erupting from his body like a high-pressure fire hose.
* ImpossiblyDeliciousFood: Any food changed by 807 will have its smell and taste enhanced to the nth degree, to the point that it becomes physically impossible to resist eating it.
* NoodleIncident: They put an already unhealthy Luther Burger on the plate, which turned into such a NutritionalNightmare that testing was suspended due to the high number of casualties.
* NutritionalNightmare: The SCP is a plate that turns any food placed on it into a grossly unhealthy variation of itself with such high amounts of fat and cholesterol that anyone who eats it will have a heart attack within five minutes due to an almost instant buildup of fat building up around the arteries, and that's after eating something that was healthy prior to its transmutation. Food that's ''already'' bad for you before to being placed on the SCP had such a bad result that the information on it was redacted.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-808 SCP-808]] - Mechanical Choir
* HellIsThatNoise: If it requires maintenance or if someone tries to disassemble it, it will emit a loud shriek. It can become so loud that is resonates nearby metal and can kill (or severely deafen) any close-by humans. Aside from that, the noise itself is non-anomalous.
* HumongousMecha: The entire thing stands as tall as sixteen (16) meters tall, with a base approximately five by six meters (30 m2).
* OminousMusicBoxTune: It was built to act as a robotic musician to celebrate the return of the Broken God, essentially being a glorified music box dancer.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-811 SCP-811]] - Swamp Woman
* BigEater: She apparently likes bovine prey since she requested regular delivery of them.
* BizarreAlienBiology: She has an incomplete digestive tract, absorbs nutrients through her skin, and has [[AlienBlood liquid rot for blood.]] Furthermore, her only method of voiding waste is to vomit. She also uses this to hunt.
* BloodyMurder: The aforementioned liquid rot in her veins is pretty toxic, although she doesn't deliberately use it as a weapon.
* BodyHorror: Aside from the obvious (read: everything else in her entry that isn't creepily cute), her personal account of how she became what she is now was apparently [[PainfulTransformation quite painful]] and involved vomiting up all the blood in her system.
* CuteMonsterGirl: In an ugly cute sorta way, due to her mannerisms in her interview log. She also likes turtles.
* EloquentInMyNativeTongue: Doesn't have a "native tongue", per se, but it's apparent that she has complex thoughts and is frustrated by her inability to express them well.
* {{Expy}}: She is like a female version of ComicBook/SwampThing. Both are humans that were mutated into swamp creatures and both have shown a desire to be human again.
* TheGrotesque: Her description makes her sound like a hideous and repulsive creature who's very presence is a hazard to your health, but her docile nature, child-like demeanor, and tragic past make you want to risk contracting gangrene just to give her a hug.
* MakeThemRot: Constantly secretes a mucus that does this out of the palms of her hands and the soles of her feet.
** The Foundation even tried to use it to melt SCP-682. They didn't put her in the chamber with him, [[CurbStompBattle for obvious reasons]]; instead, they just scraped some of it off of her hands and feet over a period of time so they could spray it on him. [[AdaptiveAbility Naturally]], it didn't work.
** WalkingWasteland: The plants in her enclosure are not immune to this; they are just very good at growing back afterward, and she's smart enough to give them time to heal.
* ManChild: Seems to be this due to her mode of speech.
* MercyKill:
--> ''"Prognosis for personnel who have had contact with SCP-811's waste through a mucous membrane or open wound is good if broad-spectrum antibiotic therapy is begun in the first three hours, but then rapidly declines. Personnel who are D-Class or have gone 12 hours without getting treatment may request termination."''
* NonMaliciousMonster:
** Most of the time. Despite her predatory nature, she's rather genial, cooperative, and even somewhat cheerful with Foundation personnel, likely because they feed her and look after her.
** She also likes turtles and asked for one as a pet. It was denied, although turtles were removed from her dietary rotation.
* PinocchioSyndrome: As shown in the experiment with SCP-978.
* PoisonousPerson: Her digestive mucus, which she secretes from her palms and feet, rapidly reduces organic tissue into black liquid, her vomit is full of deadly bacteria, and surgery cannot be safely performed on her because it's impossible to maintain a sterile operating environment. Even her sweat is a "mild skin irritant".
* SuperSpit: SCP-811 can spit a toxic substance at a target while hunting. The target dies from either asphyxiation from having its breathing blocked or a devastating bacterial infection.
* TomboyWithAGirlyStreak: Kind of. While she's by no means a GirlyGirl, [[WildChild for obvious reasons]], she does seem to have feminine personality traits, such as a fondness for flowers (as evidenced by her asking for a specific type of flower for her enclosure) and cares about her hair (as evidenced by her asking for a hair brush and someone to wash her hair every other day). According to SCP-978, her preferred clothing would be a sundress, and she would like to braid ribbons into her hair.
* TheToothHurts: Due to her regularly vomiting to void waste, she suffered from chronic tooth pain and requested to be relieved of it. The Foundation complied by removing all of her teeth and supplying her with dentures.
* TragicMonster: Her backstory is every bit as sad as it is nauseating.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: See BizarreAlienBiology above. Poor Research Assistant Watchel gets one, too.
* WasOnceAMan: Well, a little girl. She explains (in her own way) that she's this in her interview log.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: She doesn't like crocodiles as food and requested they be taken off of her dietary rotor. Perhaps she didn't like that they bite back.
* WildChild: She has the mentality of a predatory animal. As long as she isn't frightened, threatened, or hungry, she's quite docile and safe to deal with.
* YouNoTakeCandle: "Dockty. What want?"

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-819 SCP-819]] - Vital Suckers
* EyeScream: When a blue SCP-819 is consumed, the liquids in the eater's eyes are sucked out (causing permanent blindness) and transferred to the eyes of another person. The recipient's eyes burst from the increased pressure and may become dislodged from the eye socket.
* RainbowMotif: When consumed, these lollipops drain liquid from the victim's body. The type of liquid consumed depends on the lollipop's color: red (blood), orange (gastric acid), yellow (urine), green (phlegm), blue (aqueous and vitreous humors), and purple (cerebrospinal fluid).

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-823 SCP-823]] - Carnival of Horrors
* AmbiguousSituation: It's not known what is killing people inside the park, how it does it, or even why.
* AmusementParkOfDoom: It's a haunted amusement park that's killed over 200 people.
* ArcNumber: 231.
* BodyHorror: Most deaths in the park involve some degree of mutilation.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The majority of the deaths in this park are horrifically violent. Some examples include a mascot found dead of suffocation, a group of people found decapitated on the roller coaster, a couple fused together in the tunnel of love, and a mutilated man found in the Hall of Mirrors.
** Members of MTF Rho-71 suffered these as well. Examples include fatal brain trauma as a result of sexual penetration of the left eye, one with the entire contents of his gun's propellant found in his stomach and intestines, and one with a broken jaw and lung lacerations caused by his own teeth. All were ruled as suicides.
* ForbiddenZone: An area within the park has been designated as the Red Zone. Nobody, Foundation or civilian, is allowed to enter and anyone who tries will be terminated by sniper fire. If music or piping is heard emanating from within the Red Zone, personnel are to immediately put on ear protection and withdraw to a 2 km perimeter.
* SceneryGorn: The park has been allowed to decay and become flooded with overgrowth since it was contained. Not that it's really seemed to change anything.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-826 SCP-826]] - Draws You into the Book
* PortalBook: SCP-826 is two bookends. When a book is placed between them, the room it's in will change into the setting of the book. Anyone who enters the room will enter a random location in the book's setting. Any actions the explorer takes will be reflected in the book after they leave it.
* TheoryOfNarrativeCausality: Averted, testing has shown there is nothing stopping those who enter the stories from [[OffTheRails radically altering their outcome]]. Attempts to exploit this trope by placing SCP-682 in the 12-page ''The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Can And Will Kill SCP-682 Permanently if it So Much As Spots That Damn Lizard'' resulted in the 209-page ''The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Tried To Kill SCP-682 Permanently But Failed''.
* YearInsideHourOutside: A person can spend hours inside the book while only minutes pass outside.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-827 SCP-827]] - The Soup
* BlobMonster: What Dr. George Farrow turned himself into while trying to cure his cancer with stem cell therapy.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-834 SCP-834]] - Marked
* AnimatedTattoo: Approximately 6 months after a SCP-834 marker is used to draw something on a human body, the drawing animates and attacks the victim.
* ChestBurster: A researcher used a SCP-834 marker to draw reptilian scales on their chest. Six months later, their internal organs were converted into a reptile-like monster and burst out of their chest.
* LogicalWeakness: The things that are created by a SCP-834 marker's ink can be destroyed by water (or water-containing substances like blood) because the ink that creates them is water-soluble.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835 SCP-835]] - Expunged Data Released
* AndIMustScream: The fate of the [[spoiler:victims "consumed" by SCP-835]]. The uncensored after-action report has the agents encountering [[spoiler:''screaming faces inside begging to be killed'']].
* AscendedFridgeHorror: Confirms just how horrifying [[YouDoNotWantToKnow expunged and censored content]] can be. Makes more of its own once one realizes that their choosing this of all entries to un-censor implies ''[[OhCrap that this is the least worst stuff]]''.
* BalefulPolymorph: [[spoiler:It can turn you into another instance of itself.]]
* BodyHorror: [[spoiler:Vertebrates mutate into another instance of SCP-835 when they contact 835-I5. A symptom was the formation of polyps on the skin.]]
* BoomHeadshot: The writer of the after-action report emptied her gun's magazine into the face of an [[spoiler:infected human. [[OhCrap It barely flinched]]]].
* CensorBox: Averted. You can read everything expunged or redacted in the article.
* CombatTentacles: SCP-835 has tentacles that it uses to grab victims and pull them into itself for [[spoiler:conversion]].
* EvilIsVisceral: 835 is ''violently'' hazardous to human life, and it's a mass of flesh, tentacles, teeth, and bone, [[spoiler:[[BodyHorror which are all human tissue. The creature actually forms its body from the people it consumes, and can also create new instances of itself by infecting people]]. Said mutated people try to infect other humans violently and forcefully]]. There's a ''very good reason'' 835 is Keter-class.
* NothingIsScarier: Rather than being a direct example, like most other [=SCPs=], it helps reinforce the trope for the others — if this nightmare was hiding behind what seemed to be a relatively benign entry until you read the expunged data, imagine what the ones that are ''already horrible'' are hiding.
* RapeAsDrama: Subverted; the writer of the after-action report had only her bare skin touched by [[spoiler:her partner's]] tentacles. [[spoiler:Double-subverted, as that was enough to infect her with 835-I5.]]
* {{Retcon}}: Related to the above mentioned RapeAsDrama. The original article had the same after-action report detailing a NearRapeExperience. [[spoiler:The expunged information revealed it was more than near and the hole it made in the suit went unnoticed by others, with the writer hoping she had remained uninfected. Now it's merely near rape and contamination is caused by a small cut in the wrist of the suit. As with the former version, symptoms manifest at the end of the incubation period and she mutates.]]
* SamusIsAGirl: One of the smaller surprises revealed in the unexpunged version is that the operative writing the after-action report is female. [[spoiler:This somewhat alters the implications of her interactions with the rookie trapped inside 835 with her.]]
* SexIsEvil: 835's main biological function is to attempt reproduction. Pretty much its entire body system is optimized to [[spoiler:infect people. The results are grade-A horror petrol]].
* SpawnBroodling: [[spoiler:People infected by 835 turn into miniature versions of it and immediately and violently try to infect others. Yes, they become ''rape zombies'']].
* StarfishAlien: Borderline EldritchAbomination.
* TheVirus: [[spoiler:The bacterium 835-I5 inside it, which it uses to mutate vertebrates for reproduction.]]
* WasOnceAMan: [[spoiler: SCP-835 is made up of grotesquely mutated human tissue. All of it is once human. '''ALL OF IT.''' The main WhamLine of the story hinges on this trope being completely expunged in the censored version.]]

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-839 SCP-839]] - Candied Worms
* BizarreAlienBiology: The worms are made of sugar, coloring, and flavoring, but are somehow alive.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: They're worms that are made up of sugar, flavor, and coloring.
* EyeScream: The Green-flavor worm will slowly eat one of the eater's eyes and replace it.
* {{Hallucinations}}: The Green-flavor worm (which replaces one of the eater's eyes) causes mild hallucinations.
* KillAndReplace: Or rather "Eat and Replace", since if one of the worms is eaten by any mammal, it will eat an organ and replace it; the organ replaced depends on the flavor of the worm.
* NothingIsScarier: The other effects of eating the Watermelon-flavor worm (which replaces the brain) have been expunged.
* RainbowMotif: SCP-839 are candy worms that, when eaten, replace one of the body's organs. The worms come in different colors: red ♥, orange (liver), yellow (stomach), green (one eye), blue (one kidney), and purple (one lung). Indigo is replaced by pink (brain).

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-843 SCP-843]] - "Cow Seeds"
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: They're seeds that grow into Holstein calves... that are made up of plant matter.
* {{Planimal}}: The calves that grow from the seeds are made of plant matter.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-845 SCP-845]] - Liquid Polecat
* ChestBurster: If SCP-845 is swallowed while in liquid form, it will change back into its animal form in the victim's stomach and burrow its way out of the victim's body through the abdomen.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: SCP-845 is a polecat that can change into a light brown liquid similar to water.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-846 SCP-846]] - Robo-Dude
* BewareTheSillyOnes: "DO NOT INTIMIDATE ROBO-DUDE."
* DanceSensation: Its "ROBO-DANCE", which it will perform without being asked.
* FireBreathingWeapon: Its "Fire Drill", which is essentially a flamethrower.
* HappyFunBall: "DO NOT INTIMIDATE ROBO-DUDE."
* HyperspaceArsenal: It has 350 "Robo-Accessories".
* KillerRobot: An example that's meant to be a ''[[MyLittlePanzer toy]]''.
%%** MyLittlePanzer
* NukeEm: Presumably what its "Atomic Grenade" is.
* ThirdPersonPerson: It constantly refers to itself as "Robo-Dude".
* {{Zeerust}}: It closely resembles a 1950's-style toy robot.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-847 SCP-847]] - The Mannequin
%%* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Her submissive attitude towards men brings to mind how some women are so desperate for love, they will do "anything" they're told.
* ExtremeDoormat: It acts very submissive and docile towards males, allowing them to pose it in any way they want. This is also ''very'' apparent in the messages it scratches out:
-->YOU CAN OWN ME\\
YOU'RE MY MASTER\\
WHATEVER YOU WANT\\
I CAN BE YOUNG FOR YOU
* HumanResources: It will replace any shattered body parts with the parts of women who have been affected by its resin.
* MsFanservice: In Pattern Z behavior, it prefers to wear clothing for young women that leaves ample skin exposure, and will adopt a pose that best showcases the chosen outfit.
* PleaseDontLeaveMe: Its message from 6/8/2001 reads "DON'T LEAVE ME".
* SelfHarm: It'll shatter any parts of itself that a man who spends time with it finds undesirable or outdated.
* TakenForGranite: Any woman exposed to its plastination resin will have their body converted to a similar resin.
* WouldHitAGirl: It attacks women in order to replace any missing body parts.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-850 SCP-850]] - School of Fish
* AlienGeometries: SCP-850 is a school of fish resembling herring. It is an anomaly in which space is bent, resulting in (among other things) the [[BiggerOnTheInside area inside it being larger than its actual volume]].
* BiggerOnTheInside: SCP-850 appears to be a school of herring. Due to its AlienGeometries it contains an area of bent space inside of it which has a radius larger than 50 kilometers (and may be infinitely large).

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-855 SCP-855]] - The Film Hall
* BiggerOnTheInside: While the Hall was in Surrealism mode, it turned into a room which "stretched on for miles".
* HatePlague: The Hall caused this in the researchers when in Western and Drama mode.
* ImmuneToBullets: While the Hall was in Horror Film mode, a killer from a SlasherMovie emerged and attacked the guards, who reported that bullets had little effect on him.
* SlasherMovie: The Hall can enter many different Genre modes, including that of a horror film.
* StuffBlowingUp: Numerous explosions were reported while the Hall was in Action mode.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-858 SCP-858]] - Gravity's Rainbow
* GravityScrew: An inversion: any solid object that comes into contact with rain from clouds affected by the SCP is repelled by gravity, rather than being attracted by it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-859 SCP-859]] - Arachnophobic Orb
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's an orb that induces acute arachnophobia, as well as an extreme allergy to spider venom in anyone who touches it.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Anyone who touches it becomes extremely arachnophobic (afraid of spiders).

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-860 SCP-860]] - Blue Key
* EasterEgg: Listen to the sound files. [[spoiler:I SEE YOU!]]
* FogOfDoom: The forest is shrouded in blue fog. It turns red during the fourth expedition.
* GlowingEyesOfDoom: A pair of eyes are briefly visible through the fog at the end of the fourth expedition.
* TheLostWoods: A much creepier example than normal.
* YearInsideHourOutside: A 27 year old female spent 7 months inside the blue forest and emerged a very old woman, indicating that time passed faster than normal inside it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-863 SCP-863]] - Patchwork Crabs
* AppendageAssimilation: The title crabs can take a limb from a dead creature, stick it in a slot in their body, and use the limb as if it were their own.
* GiantEnemyCrab: These crabs can grow so large that they can use an entire human body as a replacement arm and use human legs to walk around on.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-864 SCP-864]] - Efficient Washbasin
* CombatTentacles: When filled with water, SCP-864 can generate tentacles that can grab nearby people.
* PowerPincers: When filled with water, SCP-864 can generate large (70 centimeter long) pincers that can grasp and try to drown anyone close by.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-865 SCP-865]] - The Gentleman's Lash
* FakeMemories: It causes these in the person that SCP-865 is fired at, and the person in question will even imitate conditions such as brain damage and paraplegia.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: It appears to remove traumatic memories in a person if they use it several times.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-882 SCP-882]] - A Machine
* TheAssimilator: It absorbs any metal it touches into itself.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-896 SCP-896]] - Online Role Playing Game
* DumpStat: The players avatars' stats reflect on them, and testing has five players focus on five different stats, to the initial exclusion of all others, as the page says:
--> D-896-a: Knight - character focus on stamina.\\
D-896-b: Berserker – character focus on strength.\\
D-896-c: Cleric – character focus on wisdom.\\
D-896-d: Warlock – character focus on intelligence.\\
D-896-e: Bard – character focus on charisma.
* ImmuneToBullets: One of the test subjects had his Stamina (constitution, resistance to injury, etc.) statistic increased so high that he became immune to bullets from standard issue firearms.
* NoFairCheating: The intelligence-focused player hacked the game and "vanished from containment".
--> Upon reviewing Warlock’s account information contained on SCP-896, researchers discovered a customer service notation simply stating “User has been banned for hacking.”
* RapidAging: A researcher who played the game for less than 10 hours straight leveled up many times but then died. An autopsy showed severe arthritis, Alzheimer’s, a cataract, and several tumors, indicating death from old age.
* YourMindMakesItReal: Anyone who plays SCP-896 will have their real life attributes increase to same degree that their in-game attributes do. However, if one of a character's attributes rises too high above the others, the player's attributes decrease.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-867 SCP-867]] - Blood Spruce
* ChestBurster: After an SCP-867 seed is injected into a living creature's body, it grows throughout the creature's circulatory system, eventually killing it. SCP-867 then bursts out of the victim's body and grows to full size, consuming the body as it does so.
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-867's leaves act like hypodermic needles, injecting a seed into any creature that brushes up against it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-870 SCP-870]] - The Maybe There Monsters
* CreepyCentipedes: One of the forms that SCP-870 has been seen as is a centipede with human arms instead of legs.
* InvisibleToNormals: The creatures known as SCP-870 can only be seen by people with schizophrenia. Each schizophrenic person who looks at a SCP-870 sees something different (a spider with too many legs, a giant ant with a human face, etc.).
* NeverSmileAtACrocodile: One of the forms that SCP-870 appears as when looked at by a schizophrenic is an alligator with spider legs and three eyes.
* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm: Schizophrenics can see SCP-870 instances, but their description is inconsistent. A Foundation doctor even hypothesize that even they aren't seeing the whole picture, just slightly clearer than normal people.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-875 SCP-875]] - War Criminals
* AncientAstronauts: The pictures inside the SCP-875 pyramid indicate that the SCP-875-3 InsectoidAliens taught the ancient Egyptians how to build the Pyramids.
* InsectoidAliens: SCP-875-1 are flying insects that are different from any known Earthly species, indicating that they are from another world. The large creatures in the cryogenic stasis chambers are also insectoid in nature and are presumably from the same source.
* PoisonIsCorrosive: SCP-875-1 are small flying insects about six centimeters long. They have a sting which injects a venom that is highly acidic and does serious damage to tendons and nerves.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-881 SCP-881]] - Little People
* AnAesop: [[{{Jerkass}} Dr. Dammer]] learns the hard way not to be needlessly cruel to [=SCPs=].
* EyeScream: The miniaturized human beings managed to escape confinement and infiltrate Dr. Dammer's body. The end of his ThatWasTheLastEntry is "whsts in my eye" and a string of random letters, indicating pain and a loss of control due to their attacking his eye ''from the inside''.
* IncredibleShrinkingMan: SCP-881 is 9,891 humans, animals, and plants shrunk down to tiny size by the side effects of the destruction of another SCP. They initially ranged from 2 millimeters to 15 centimeters high, but over time, some were created that were even smaller.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-890 SCP-890]] - The Rocket Surgeon
* BlueAndOrangeMorality:
** He sees machines as his patients and humans as essentially animals.
** He "operated" on a pacemaker [[spoiler:while it was still in its user. Not surprisingly, said user dies from being neglected. His response is that the operation was a success, while ignoring the expiring "mass of flesh".]]
* ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder: The reason he doesn't operate on humans is because he's "a doctor, not a vet".
* MachineEmpathy: He can "talk" to his "patients".
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: See above.
* MisanthropeSupreme: Implied. He sees humans as nothing more than "animals" and refuses to operate on them.
* NoNameGiven: Only the first letter of his first name is given ("W").
* TechnoWizard: He can transform machines into organisms while performing surgery on them, and (if he's successful) they need time to "heal".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=900-999=]]]
!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-900 SCP-900]] - City of the Sun
* GhostCity: It's an abandoned city which has largely fallen into ruins.
* MayorOfAGhostTown: SCP-900-1 is the sole inhabitant of the city.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-906 SCP-906]] - Scouring Hive
* HiveMind: SCP-906 is a TheWormThatWalks that shapes its body into humanoid form to move around. The individual worms don't appear to have any intelligence when separated from the body.
* KillItWithFire: SCP-906 can be destroyed by incineration, and personnel are allowed to use flamethrowers to do so.
* ToServeMan: Of all Earth animals, the TheWormThatWalks SCP-906 prefers human beings the most as prey.
* TheWormThatWalks: SCP-906 are worms that can act as a colonial superorganism and gather together to form a humanoid body.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-909 SCP-909]] - Mr. Forgetful
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: He is a man who is incredibly forgetful.
* WeaksauceWeakness: He's allergic to peanuts.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-911 SCP-911]] - Egyptian Book of the Dead
* AndIMustScream: Anyone who touches it ends up floating in an infinite featureless void, unless they manage to escape through a portal that only opens rarely for a few seconds.
* SoulJar: It stores the minds of the people who have touched it.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-913 SCP-913]] - Mr. Hungry
* BigEater: SCP-913 must eat the normal daily caloric requirement of a human being every two hours, or he falls into a trance and becomes an ExtremeOmnivore.
* ExtremeOmnivore: If SCP-913 doesn't get enough to eat, he will eat any solid matter that he can get his hands on.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-914 SCP-914]] - The Clockworks
* AmplifierArtifact: When on Fine or Very Fine. For instance, a CD became a flash drive, and a printed copy of the ''Mona Lisa'' results in a version on either canvas (Fine) or wood (Very Fine, as that is the material of the original).
* AwesomenessIsVolatile: Items gained from the Very Fine setting have a high chance of breaking spectacularly at some point. Recursively refined items using this setting are increasingly prone to this.
* BlackBox: Nobody's sure how the collection of gears works.
* ClockPunk: It's made entirely from clockwork parts.
* CombinatorialExplosion: It has five quality settings, "Rough", "Coarse", "1:1", "Fine" and "Very Fine" and the results are different every time.
* EquivalentExchange: The 1:1 setting--the machine converts the item to a similar item of the same quality.
* FusionDance: Generally from two items on the Fine setting. Reversed with the Rough setting, which tends to turn the item back into its raw materials.
* GodwinsLaw: Feeding it Mein Kampf results in a series of increasingly elaborate and creative insults at Hitler's expense, eventually culminating in a doddering and clumsy but entirely animate paper mache model of Hitler that the staff are encouraged to punt with no consequence.
* HandCannon: A Colt Python ran through on the Very Fine setting became powerful enough to completely disintegrate anything it hit.
* InsufferableGenius: Its "personality", if it even has one, seems to resemble this.
* ItAmusedMe: One theory to its purpose is that it's actually a sort of bizarre entertainment device.
* ItCanThink: While considered most likely non-sentient by the Foundation, the testing logs indicate that 914 has at least some form of awareness. At the very least, it's smart enough to play chess. Further tests gave it a 500-800 ELO rating, meaning that while it's a good match against novices, better or more experienced players have little difficulty in winning.
** Perhaps more saliently, it's implied to emote in some of its testing logs, showing fear of SCP-882, frustration at crossword puzzles, marked preferences for certain researchers (and the inverse, as it constantly torments Darby), and even gets bored at an experiment that just tests teapots on 1:1 over and over again.
* LiteralGenie: At times. Put a ''Videogame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' video game cartridge on Fine, and it returns a boxed copy.
* MadArtist:
** If it is truly sentient, then this is probably the best way to describe what it does. In the words of Dr. Gears:
--->''"After extended time spent in research on and with SCP-914, the following proposal regarding its nature may be made with a significant degree of certainty: SCP-914 was not designed as an industrial device. Nor was it primarily a scientific device. Its primary function appears to be as a form of entertainment. After review of the recovery notes, and evaluation of the test logs, it appears that SCP-914 was designed to create the most “novel” items possible, with no regard for practicality or function."''
** If you decide to accept [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/clockwork-time this tale]] into your headcanon, then SCP-914 certainly takes after its creator.
** Likewise for [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reservoir-skips this tale]], where it tells the Church of the Broken God to take a hike because the Foundation lets it make stuff its owners never did.
* NoSell: Not often, but sometimes the machine is unable/unwilling to damage in any way the item placed within. Once, a frustrated janitor tossed Intern Lunar's mug cat (an anomalous fusion between a cat and a mug), then kept trying to send it in Rough, only for the cat to remain whole and unchanged after going through 914 ''68 times''. He then had the brilliant idea of changing the setting to Very Fine. TheCatCameBack with only a slight modification to its fur. Another time, a researcher tossed a laptop at the same setting; 914 returned the entire laptop, disassembled. It turned out the researcher was guilty of human trafficking and other vile charges; it's implied the force behind SCP-3922 arranged for the incident, to ensure the Foundation dispatched an attack team and a group of paramedics to save a group of people.
* OhNoNotAgain: One of the scientists assigned to it, Dr. Nukea, managed to first piss off and then drag 914 to absolute despair with his insistence on sending in copies of ''Film/SeventeenAgain'' for processing — once chucking in literally thousands of copies of the movie. After one such incident too many, 914 produced a plastic entity made of a bunch of copies of the movie to kill Dr. Nukea. However, after a while, an earlier produced machine successfully restored Nukea. The next time he dropped by for an experiment (a pen), 914 returned an empty pen with "OH GOD NO" scribbled on the walls.
* RuleThirtyFour: Has produced pornographic imagery and texts involving "Clockwork-chan" ''entirely without prompting''. On ''1:1 setting''. Yes, it came up with an anthropomorphic female version of ''itself'' and wrote/drew lewd fanfiction of itself, the most infamous example being altering its own SCP file and testing logs into what is basically a hentai fanfic, resulting in [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Dr. Veritas ordering everyone who had seen the file to take amnestics and ordering every copy of said file to be destroyed.]]
* SerialEscalation: Cumulative/recursive tests — Coarse are refined to the atomic scale, Fine/Very Fine are increasingly improved.
* SingleTargetSexuality: It seems to have a crush on Maintenance Technician Johnson.
* SitcomArchNemesis: Researcher Darby; 99% of his tests end in disaster and near death. In one particularly hilarious example, a ball inserted on Very Fine proceeded to bounce around the facility looking for Darby at [[GroinAttack crotch level]].
* SmartPeoplePlayChess:
-->'''Professor "Q"''': Yes, I've been playing chess with 914… Yes, I'm aware it's supposed to be non-sentient, but that hardly explains why it's winning.
* SnarkyInanimateObject: When Dr. Hertz put a music album in it containing recordings of songs he had written and performed himself, the resulting output was a CD with chapters from various audiobooks including [[DreadfulMusician "Learn to Sing", "Teach Yourself to Play Guitar", and "Songwriting for Dummies"]]. This caused Dr. Hertz to attempt to attack the SCP.
* SturgeonsLaw: 914's experiment log is open to the public. Naturally, most of the stuff added has had to be deleted. New log posts now go through a simple quality control process before they're posted to the log itself.
* TakeThat: Many from the test log, which are full of in-jokes, sly references, and [[SilentSnarker the occasional snarky output from 914.]]
** One test log on a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy_Note_7 Samsung Galaxy Note 7]], the smartphone with an infamous battery defect that led to devices catching fire or [[StuffBlowingUp exploding]], resulted in a grenade on the 1:1 setting.
** Feeding it a crossword puzzle resulted in 914 [[ItCanThink actually responding with frustrated confusion,]] and then finally ejecting the crossword at high velocity and on fire. [[NotSoDifferent The attending researcher notes that he can relate.]]
** Likewise, not even 914 [[DIYDisaster can assemble IKEA furniture correctly.]] Higher levels result in a chair that is ''almost'' correct, with evidence that someone had been banging on it in frustration. Trying again on Very Fine with words of encouragement resulted in 914 creating an automaton do to it instead. Said automaton was ''also'' unable to do so. Again, the attending researcher expresses sympathy.
** Putting a Steam gift card through it on Fine results in the user being given Monopoly money.
** Entering a sheet of paper with the GOC symbol resulted in a drawing of a monkey chewing on the barrel of a loaded gun, and a sheet with Prometheus Labs' symbol resulted in a drawing of a giant setting itself on fire.
* {{Telepathy}}: It has at least some ability to read minds. When it was given a silver ring belonging to a D-class that she claimed was a family heirloom, it produced a ring engraved with "In loving memory of" and the name of one of her deceased relatives.
* {{Troll}}: It has shades of one... one of which is apparently pink.
-->''I hate [=[=][[ClusterFBomb EXPLETIVES REDACTED]][=]=] pink! — Dr. Hale''
** Once, the janitorial team begged the scientists to put a can of cleaning agent in the hopes 914 would create something useful for cleaning. The annoyed researcher, utterly confident that it would horribly backfire, agreed if the janitors would accept the consequences. Instead of the expected catastrophe, the machine created a harpsicord with anomalous strings made from the cleaning agent, which has a sudsing effect on dirty surfaces whenever it's properly played. The scientist accepted that she only had herself to blame, knowing of 914's tendency to play with expectations - even if they are of the usual disaster.
* UpToEleven: The end results of the Very Fine setting break as much physical laws as they can get away with, usually with at least one casualty. Some are nearly given their own SCP classifications (and at least one test result ''actually did'', though the input for that test was also an SCP item). Its greatest desire, as seen with [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978-extended-test-logs SCP-978]], is to have a setting even higher than that.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: SCP-914 is terrified of SCP-882, a conglomeration of gears that consumes all metal objects it comes in contact with. When Dr. Stern put a photo of 882 into the intake booth, the first output was two pieces of paper [[BigNo with the letters N and O,]] several hundred tiny scraps of paper, and [[BringMyBrownPants one small puddle of brownish ink.]] The second test produced a piece of paper with the word "NO" in 83 different languages and a series of cognitohazardous symbols that caused fear and discomfort when viewed. The ''third'' test resulted in an origami model that, when unfolded, [[ImpliedDeathThreat resembled a human body torn into four pieces.]] Dr. Stern wisely decided to [[KnowWhenToFoldEm cancel the fourth test.]]
* WildCard: Infamously so. It can produce everything from the highly dangerous, [[FromBadToWorse to the uniquely anomalous ]], to things very beneficial to mankind, or [[UselessItem something completely mundane]]. You typically reap what you sow with 914 and should remain safe as long as you don't push common sense, but it does sometimes get... creative. Yet most of the things it produces are worth a look even if worthless, if you can accept the risk that you won't know if it might reduce you to atoms instead until you try.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-915 SCP-915]] - The Mechanotesseractic Computer
* AlienGeometries: The interior of SCP-915 has a highly non-Euclidean internal configuration, with extensive outpocketing in space and time and a locally nonflat spacetime. The interior experiences constant shifts and is mentally unsettling to anyone inside it, often causing disorientation, nausea, and fainting.
* BiggerOnTheInside: SCP-915 is a metal cube 1.3 meters on a side. Anyone passing inside finds it to be much larger, and can wander around for months.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-916 SCP-916]] - Man's Best Friend
* DrivenToSuicide: The voices attempt to persuade a person near the SCP to do this.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Subverted. It's a dog that causes the elimination of pain in any nearby person, and dogs are typically referred to as "man's best friend". However, said person also starts hearing voices that attempt to persuade them to commit suicide.
* HearingVoices: Anyone who stays with the SCP for over 15 minutes starts hearing voices that talk about how it eliminates their pain, and then attempts to persuade them to commit suicide.
* {{Immortality}}: The SCP seems to be immortal, as it's a golden retriever that was recovered in 1977 and is still alive, but ordinary golden retrievers live for 10-12 years on average.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-917 SCP-917]] - Mr. Moon
* FacialHorror: As the new moon phase occurs, his facial features disappear.
* {{Lunacy}}: His facial features appear and disappear according to the lunar cycle.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-918 SCP-918]] - Baby Mill
* DeliveryStork: Inverted. The SCP creates storks that steal babies and turn them into talcum powder.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-920 SCP-920]] - Mr. Lost
* CharmPerson: People who see him feel a strong compulsion to "walk and talk with him". This invariably gets that person lost, possibly even dead due to thirst or starvation.
* ContrivedCoincidence: An attempt to take SCP-920 to a location will fail, possibly because of an astounding coincidence.
* IdiotBall: If someone tries to move SCP-920 to another location, the attempt will fail. One way this can occur is the people picking him up making very stupid decisions on where to go, causing them to all become hopelessly lost.
* TheNeedless: Doesn't seem to need food, water, sleep, or anything else that a normal human being would need. He's been spotted wandering through vast deserts, tundras, and even oceans without any apparent difficulty.
* NoSenseOfDirection:
** He has no control over his own movements, causing him to wander aimlessly. As such, he can't follow any directions to get places.
** It's impossible to contain him for long. Lock him in a room, and he'll suddenly reappear five miles away, completely lost. Again.
** Being in his presence also appears to induce this in others.
* PerpetualMotionMonster: He's a man, but fit this trope nonetheless. Doesn't seem to need food, water, sleep, or anything else that a normal human being would need. He's been spotted wandering through vast deserts, tundras, and even oceans without any apparent difficulty.
* ScannableMan: Not a barcode, but a label tattooed on his left calf. "Mr. Lost from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment".
* WalkingTheEarth: He's called Mr. ''Lost'' for a reason, and he sends people he talks to on similar journeys, although unlike him, they can get un-lost (if they don't die of thirst or starvation first, that is).
* WalkingTechbane: Any attempt to lead SCP-920 somewhere using a technological device (such as a GPS system) will cause that device to fail. In fact, the Foundation has to use satellites to track him because tracking him through other means (such as helicopters) failed due to his abilities.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-925 SCP-925]] - The Mushroom Cultist
* {{Brainwashed}}: Anyone who makes physical contact with an instance of SCP-925 gradually becomes one of its followers.
* {{Hermaphrodite}}: Instances of the SCP have been described as apparently being true hermaphrodites. However, they have never been observed reproducing.
* TheStoner: They have been described as acting as if they were inebriated or impaired. This appears to be [[ObfuscatingStupidity deliberate]].

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-929 SCP-929]] - The Cuckoo
* AnimalisticAbomination: It was contained by the Foundation as a blackbird chick, before Incident 929-1 caused them to contain it as a goldfish instead.
* {{Brainwashed}}: It convinces its "parent" that it is the "parent's" offspring, going so far as to produce detailed memories of their "child". This got to the point that the "parents" attacked Foundation personnel while it was being contained in the form of a blackbird chick, allowing it to attempt to breach containment.
* CombatTentacles: When SCP-929 is attacked, its head will split open and tentacles will emerge from it. SCP-929 uses these tentacles to strangle, strike, and lash its attackers.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: When SCP-929 comes within three meters of an animal, it will rapidly change into a younger version of the animal. It will stay in that form until the animal it's imitating dies or it's attacked.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-930 SCP-930]] - Seagull Island
* GoodAllAlong: The entry primarily describes how all birds of the island viciously attack any and all people that approach, but the enclosed document indicates that [[spoiler:they're trying to warn people away from the island because ''something else'' lives there, something ''very'' unfriendly to humans]].

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931]] - A Rice Bowl
* PaintingTheMedium:
-->It's a rice bowl which,\\
only by using haiku\\
you can refer to.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-932 SCP-932]] - Night Feeder
* AirVentPassageway: During the containment breach described in Incident Report 932-02, SCP-932-06 escaped, apparently by somehow getting into Site-09's air ducts. While in the air ducts, it reproduced, creating SCP-932-07 and SCP-932-08.
* EmotionEater: These creatures find a sleeping person, pin them down, and wake them up. They then consume the fear the victim feels at the situation they're in.
* VampiricDraining: If the creatures are not fed, they will attack people who are awake. This will so severely drain the victim that they will be rendered comatose and eventually die of a heart attack. The draining process has the side effect of allowing the creatures to reproduce.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-934 SCP-934]] - Inland Lighthouse
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: It's a lighthouse that's far inland, away from any body of water.
* FogOfDoom: The area around it becomes surrounded by a thick fog every week, and anyone who enters the fog is never seen or heard from again.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-939 SCP-939]] - Of Many Voices
* BizarreAlienBiology: They have no central nervous system, eyes, ears, or digestive tracts.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: They exhale a gas that gives people amnesia.
* TheNeedless: They don't actually ''need'' to eat, but they do anyway.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Even if someone were to escape, they are spritzed with a chemical that draws them to SCP-939.
* VoiceChangeling: They can perfectly imitate any human voice and speech, even those of people they ''haven't even encountered''.
* WasOnceAMan: It at least seems so. [[spoiler:SCP-939 are capable of reproduction, and their offspring are indistinguishable from ordinary human children.]]

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-940 SCP-940]] - Araneae Marionettes
* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: SCP-940 reproduces by having its host rape other people, which infects the victim with SCP-940 eggs. The eggs grow inside the victim and eventually take it over, continuing the cycle.
* GiantSpider: SCP-940 is a spider-like creature with a leg span up to 7 meters across.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-943 SCP-943]] - Repayment in Kind
* FlashedBadgeHijack: In the BackStory, a Foundation Agent was killed by a civilian while he was trying to commandeer the civilian's car to deal with a containment breach of another SCP object.
* {{Hallucinations}}: When SCP-943 is put on a subject's wrist, they start to suffer from visual, auditory, and tactile hallucinations that are based on their guilty feelings about something they did.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-944 SCP-944]] - Mirror Maze
* HallOfMirrors: SCP-944 is one of these where weird things happen when people step ''through'' the mirrors.
* MagicMirror: A number of mirrors in the Fun House section of SCP-944 have strange effects on people who pass through them, such as being teleported to another mirror 700 miles away, being squashed down to a height of 3 foot 4 inches, and being trapped inside the mirror.
* MirrorMonster: A child went through one of the mirrors in SCP-944 and ended up in a windowless brick room being tortured by "Zippo the Pyromaniac Clown".

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-953 SCP-953]] - Polymorphic Humanoid
* AllMythsAreTrue: The SoleSurvivor of the team sent to capture her only does so because he remembers the tales his grandmother told him (note the similarity between the AfterActionReport and the tale of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_Sister The Fox Sister]]). While a Foundation scientist ridicules the idea in favor of a more scientific approach, several escape attempts causing fatalities convince everyone concerned that this folklore needs to be taken seriously, and may well have been a crude version of Special Containment Procedures.
* AndShowItToYou: When one of the agents was sleeping with her, she sadistically tore off his testicles and showed them to him before killing him.
* AxCrazy: She is hostile to human life and extremely dangerous. She can penetrate a person's abdomen with her hand and extract the victim's liver with surgical precision, but prefers to slowly torture her prey.
* BerserkButton: Being called a kitsune. "Personnel asking what the difference is are to be reminded of the difference between a Cherokee Indian and a New Delhi Indian". And ''Mekhane help you'' if you're a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]], as she's been on record as killing 27 attendees of a furry convention.
* CallAPegasusAHippogriff: Invoked InUniverse. Kitsune and kumiho are similar in appearance, but not so much behavior. The distinction is a major plot point in the capture report. The Korean agent is aware that kumihos are AlwaysChaoticEvil, which ends up saving his life. The Japanese agents, on the other hand, think of 953 as a kitsune, who may be friendly and even form a bond with a human. [[CruelAndUnusualDeath Guess how well that turns out for them.]]
* CharmPerson: Has somewhat weak mind manipulation abilities, but those who fall under her sway will more or less do ''anything'' she asks. These things include roasting and cannibalizing one's own child, allowing her to perform necrophilia upon the corpse of an entranced person's fiancé in full view, and succeed in serial murder with zero repercussions, among other effects.
* CunningLikeAFox: She's a nine-tailed fox spirit - a kumiho - and as such, is incredibly wily.
* TheFairFolk: This is ''technically'' what a [[FantasticFoxes kumiho]] is, but her sheer malevolence makes the [[Myth/CelticMythology Court Unseelie]] look perfectly benign by comparison.
* FantasticFoxes: She's a Korean fox — a Kumiho, not a {{Kitsune}}.
* GlowingEyesOfDoom: Has glowing yellow eyes, regardless of its form. See MorphicResonance.
* HairTriggerTemper: Of the {{Revenge}} variety. She has a fantastic memory and remembers anyone who has caused any slight to her and tries to enact revenge on them the first chance she gets. Also the main reason some of the Foundation staff are trying to get higher security to contain her than the dog kennels listed below.
* HornyDevils: Violently murders a team member during sex, and it's suggested that the only survivor of the massacre has an [[AMatchMadeInStockholm unhealthy fascination for her]]. You should keep the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom away, too.
%%* HumanoidAbomination: When she's taking a human form anyway.
* ILoveTheDead: Has, on at least one occasion, used the powers of CharmPerson to perform acts of necrophilia upon an agent's fiancé in full view of said agent. Whether this was out of preference or [[ForTheEvulz spite]] is unknown.
* InsistentTerminology: She's not a kitsune, she's a kumiho. As noted above, the two are as different as a Cherokee Indian and a New Delhi Indian. Not only are kumihos from Korea, they are AlwaysChaoticEvil, [[OneGenderRace always female]] spirits who need to consume human hearts and livers for survival. Basically the only similarity is that both are shapeshifting fox-spirits with illusionary powers.
* MadeOfIron: Can take gunshots from a .45 with little issue. However, it is assumed by the Foundation that she can be killed with guns anyway in an emergency.
* MorphicResonance: Any form she takes has some fox-like features (ears, tail, paws, yellow glowing eyes, fur, voice, mannerisms).
* MultipleTailedBeast: Has nine tails.
* NoodleIncident: The last time she escaped, she ended up at a furry convention where she killed more than two dozen attendees and convention staff. Apparently, something else happened to her there, because when Foundation agents arrived to recapture her, she appeared listless and apathetic, and didn't resist. She hasn't killed anyone or attempted to escape Foundation custody since then.
* PickyPeopleEater: SCP-953 can reach inside a person's abdomen, extract their liver, and swallow it whole.
* PsychicPowers: She has the psionic powers of suggestion and telepathy.
* RedRightHand: She can disguise herself as a human, but there will always be some fox-like part of her body she can't cover up.
* ShapeshiftingTrickster: In-between eating humans, she loves to play sick tricks on them, seemingly purely ForTheEvulz. She tricks a mother into eating her own child. Also, when a team of agents arrives to apprehend her, she mentally dominates them and feeds them meat with rice... [[spoiler:only the meat turns out to be rotting human flesh, and the rice is live maggots]].
* ToServeMan: Like the mythological kumiho she resembles, she [[PickyPeopleEater has a preference for the heart and the liver]], but will eat any human flesh she can get.
* {{Telepathy}}: SCP-953 uses its telepathic ability to find out what its opponents' loved ones look like. It then uses its VoluntaryShapeshifting ability to take the form of one of the loved ones.
* TheVamp: She seemingly exploited this to bite off an agent's genitals, before showing it to him and proceeding to tear out his liver.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: SCP-953 normally has the form of a small Red Fox, but can take the form of objects and living creatures, including that of an attractive Korean woman.
* WeaksauceWeakness: The ImmuneToBullets murderous fox demon turns into a quivering, terrified wreck at the sight of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes dogs.]]
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: She has a fear of dogs, so her containment procedures involve her containment chamber being lined with open-cage dog kennels.
* YamatoNadeshiko: Invoked at times to increase her mental hold over her victims. The after-action interview actually notes that [Agent 1] calls her this explicitly, though the data is blacked out.
* YellowEyesOfSneakiness: To add to her fox-like manner.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-955 SCP-955]] - Mr. Sillybug
* TheGrotesque: SCP-955 is overtly friendly, behaving in a similar manner as a young dog. This is in spite of its frightening appearance.
* PoisonIsCorrosive: The substance spit out by an example of SCP-955 is both corrosive and poisonous.
* SuperSpit: If an example of SCP-955 is startled or feels threatened it will spit out a highly caustic mucus up to several meters away. The mucus contains a pain-causing neurotoxin.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-956 SCP-956]] - Child Breaker
* AndIMustScream: Its effect on its victims. They're rendered paralyzed and incapable of speech before it bashes them open. Sadly, it's been determined that even if you get a victim away from the thing before it can kill them, they're stuck that way for what will likely be a much shorter life.
* BalefulPolymorph: Children who eat the candy it makes turn into ''more'' murderous piñatas.
* BodyHorror: The candy it creates when it bashes open children are made out of the child's organs.
* ItCanThink: As of recently, SCP-956 has started to wander around its containment cell and is staring at a spot on one of the walls. Security confirmed that it is facing directly towards [[OhCrap a nearby elementary school.]]
* LivingToys: A living, ''murderous'' piñata.
* LogicalWeakness: Being a piñata and made of paper, it can be destroyed by fire.
* MadeOfIndestructium: It is, however, inexplicably resistant to huge amounts of bludgeoning damage. No baseball bat is going to get this piñata open.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: "Child Breaker".
* NoodleImplements: While its exterior material is superficially similar to papier-mâché, analysis reveals that it's made of various amounts of glue, █████, sugar, an unidentified type of fur, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick human tissue.]]
* RussianReversal: In Soviet Russia, piñata beats YOU!
* WouldHurtAChild: Would bludgeon children to death until candy spills out of their innards.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-957 SCP-957]] - Baiting
* TheBait: Uses the humans it turns into instances of SCP-957-1 as this, luring other humans to its home to dismember them. The translated conversation at the end of the article implies that SCP-957 itself is this, just serving as a huge distraction to the Foundation so its unknown friend can do what they want.
* BodyHorror: It looks like a tall mummified corpse with jagged teeth and unusually large eyes.
* {{Brainwashing}}: Has this effect on its victims, who are thereafter referred to as instances of SCP-957-1. After the brainwashing, SCP-957-1 have their [[EyeScream eyes taken out]], but believe they have always been blind and regard SCP-957 as a close friend, who they help by feigning needing help in public, and when someone helps SCP-957-1 home, they fall prey to SCP-957.
* HumanoidAbomination: Even with its disturbing appearance aside, it definitely has supernatural abilities such as SuperStrength, can trap victims in a PocketDimension in its chest cavity to brainwash them, and can surround itself and victims in an impenetrable black barrier.
* ImplacableMan: Due to its abilities and SuperStrength, the Foundation has no way of preventing it from doing what it wants.
* LonerTurnedFriend: SCP-957 specifically seeks people who live alone to turn into instances of SCP-957-1 and becoming their "friend".

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-959 SCP-959]] - The Bogeyman
%%* BadassMustache
%%* BadPowersGoodPeople: Despite the disturbing nature of his power, he's a nice guy.
* IllBoy: On top of everything else, he's also diabetic.
%%* MasterOfIllusion: Subverted with the "[[PowerIncontinence Master]]" part.
* PowerIncontinence: He can't control his power.
* SomethingForEveryone: He takes the form of whatever distresses the person present the most.
* YourWorstNightmare: He takes the form of whatever distresses the person present the most.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-961 SCP-961]] - University Sundial
* EyelessFace: SCP-961-1 is a human who is described as having empty black apertures where the eyes should be.
* {{Hallucinations}}: Anyone caught within the sundial's area of effect when it is active experiences vivid hallucinations relating to a significant historical event.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-962 SCP-962]] - Tower of Babble
* BodyHorror: The animals it turns into "servitors" have had extensive modifications to make them appear more human-like.
* BoldInflation: The excerpt from one of its documents contains a few of these:
-->Cleanse the WORLD for the Great Ones Cleanse the WORLD for the Great Ones\\
who greater than you your '''majesty''' your '''sublime nature''' Great Ones do I do right?
* {{Cyborg}}: It turns animals into these.
* HumansAreSpecial: It appears to think so, as it refers to humans as "Great Ones", its rants consistently praise humans, and its servitors are made to look human and don't attack humans or machines.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-966 SCP-966]] - Sleep Killer
* InvisibleMonsters: Can only be seen through infrared filters.
* ItCanThink: Inverted. Despite their [[MonstrousHumanoid vaguely humanoid shape]], everything about them indicates that they possess only animal-level intelligence.
* MonstrousHumanoid: They are humanoid in shape, but they act more like animals.
* ParanoiaFuel: In-Universe. On occasion, they will subject prey to threatening noises and physical assaults to compound the sleep deprivation with additional stress, speeding up the victim's deterioration.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Justified by their method of subduing prey. They emit a sort of radiation that renders their victim unable to sleep (forever), then follows said victim around until they finally succumb to sleep deprivation.
* WolverineClaws: Subverted. They have long nails, but being easily broken, they make for poor weapons.
* UnholyMatrimony: Kind of; the extended testing logs for SCP-978 reveals that what 966-1 wants most is to mate with 966-2.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-967 SCP-967]] - Infinite Scrapyard
* BiggerOnTheInside: From the outside, SCP-967 appears to be an scrapyard about 200 meters by 500 meters. On the inside, it is much larger, being described as consisting of "trash as far as the eye can see".
* KillItWithFire: When the primitive robots that exit SCP-967 break apart into their component pieces, the Foundation burns them to ashes and puts them back inside SCP-967 so their presence outside SCP-967 doesn't cause it to expand.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-968 SCP-968]] - Tar Baby
* AlluringAnglerfish: SCP-968 hunts humans by altering part of itself to mimic a baby or small child to lure in rescuers.
* BlobMonster: Since its lack of solid parts limits its mobility, trying to freeze it actually makes it ''more'' dangerous, as it can use the frozen parts to act as "bones".
* ToServeMan: SCP-968 hunts humans by taking the form of a small child or baby.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-970 SCP-970]] - The Recursive Room
* AlienGeometries: SCP-970 is a collection of rooms that are connected by a series of doors in a straight line. If a person walks through the doors in order, they'll end up back at their starting place.
* AlternateUniverse: Anyone who passes through all of the doors in SCP-970 and ends up in their original location will actually be in a slightly different universe. Each time they pass through SCP-970 the universe will change a little more, until things get really strange.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-973 SCP-973]] - Smokey
* AxCrazy: He hunts down people who are speeding and inflicts horrible painful deaths on them.
* BaldOfEvil: He appears to be a balding Caucasian male. He ruthlessly kills speeders in horrible ways, including evisceration and rape.
* DisproportionateRetribution: He horrifically murders people for speeding. Even worse, the speed limit he enforces isn't even consistent.
* FatBastard: Described by the Foundation and witnesses as "overweight".
* GhostlyGape: His mouth is just a dark hole, with no teeth or tongue visible inside.
* HauntedTechnology: When 973 manifests, its chosen victim's radio starts playing the sentence "[[RunOrDie RUN, [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]]]" on a loop.
* HumanoidAbomination: Especially after the Foundation tried to destroy the road he originally patrolled.
* JustToyingWithThem: It's possible to escape 973 by driving out of its territory before it can catch you, but "it has the tendency of catching you before you hit the end" and "it seems to enjoy catching people just a few hundred yards from the border." This, alongside the looping warning on the radio, seems to imply that 973 enjoys the thrill of the pursuit.
* RabidCop: Exaggerated. And he's a traffic cop, too.
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Aside from brutally dismembering his victims, he will also rape them.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: After he relocated following the demolition of his road.
* SinisterCar: Downplayed, somewhat. It'll only attack anyone going over a certain speed limit, but given that said speed limit varies, and there appears to be no discernible pattern between the speed limits, there is no reliable way for the Foundation to be able to predict what the speed limit is whenever an instance appears.
* TurnsRed: After the Foundation attempted to close down his road and contain or destroy him. His eyes are now red, his mouth turned into a featureless black hole, and to make things worse, '''his area of effect is expanding'''.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-974 SCP-974]] - Treehouse Predator
* FaceStealer: After killing and eating a human being, it can take the form of that person.
* {{Humanshifting}}: It can take the form of any human being that it has killed and eaten.
* ImmuneToBullets: Combat between Foundation troops and SCP-974 has shown that it isn't affected by small arms fire.
* MonstrousHumanoid: SCP-974 is a meat-eating creature that looks like a young human child.
* ToServeMan: In its standard form, SCP-974 lures groups of prepubescent children to its treehouse, then kills and eats one of them. In its enhanced form, it can kill and devour adult human beings.
* SuperStrength: SCP-974-A (what SCP-974 turns into when it isn't fed children) is strong enough to rip the steel roof off of a building.
* YouAreWhoYouEat: While in its standard form, after SCP-974 kills and eats a child of age 6-12, it will change to that child's form over a period of 10-12 days. In its enhanced form, it can kill and devour adult human beings and take their form in a short period of time.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978 SCP-978]] - Desire Camera
* MagicalCamera: When it takes a photograph of a person, the photograph is not of that person, but of what that person wants to be doing at that time, often revealing secrets about that person they otherwise didn't want let out.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-983 SCP-983]] - The Birthday Monkey
* DoWellButNotPerfect: One person managed to score 45 out of 46. The candy made her explode in a flash of white light, and they never found the body. It's implied that instead of dying, she transformed into some sort of EnergyBeing.
* RapidAging: Each time the Birthday Monkey sings a verse, the person who activated it will age 1 year. If it isn't deactivated, the victim will be aged to death. The Monkey will continue singing verses until the victim has been reduced to a skeleton.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-990 SCP-990]] - Dream Man
* AffablyEvil: If he's responsible for the events in his warnings, he's a remarkably sporting and fair creature.
* AmbiguouslyEvil: It's unclear whether his predictions of catastrophic events are threats or just helpful warnings.
* DarkIsNotEvil: He's a Keter-class man wearing a black suit who only shows up in nightmares... and is only classified as Keter because he is absolutely uncontainable and anything he warns about always requires urgent attention. Otherwise, he's a perfectly NiceGuy that tells people about future dangers.
* DestructiveSavior: He gives people all the information they need to prevent disasters. If only he could do it without overloading their minds with trauma and putting them to sleep for days, he might actually be the hero he thinks he is.
* DreamingOfThingsToCome: His purpose, more or less, is to clear up the symbolism of prophetic dreams and bluntly tell people what's going to happen. Whether he ''causes'' this is unknown.
* GreaterScopeVillain: Warns the interviewer about an unknown female SCP that he refers to as "[[BigBad the bad guy]]". When the interviewer tells him there's no such SCP by that number, he replies that she hasn't been born yet, but ominously adds "She will."
* OurFounder: In the Competitive Eschatology canon, he's the founder of the Foundation. It's unknown how or why he became anomalous, if he wasn't to begin with.
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: Competitive Eschatology canon again. He's a World Ender, one of the deific figures summoned by the Harbringer to end the world. Unlike Yahweh, Fenris, Yaldabaoth, and others, however, he's trying to make sure humanity comes out on top.
* RhetoricalQuestionBlunder: He defensively asks if his predictions have caused any ''harm'', clearly expecting to be told "no". At which point a doctor informs him that the last guy to receive one died of shock.
* TheRival: In Competitive Eschatology, his relations with the current Foundation administrator is... strained.
* TheMenInBlack: The most striking feature people remember about him is that he looks like this, with his "Cold War era business suit".
* NiceGuy: A little morbid and strange to be certain, but he only showed his existence to the Foundation to help them stop a nuclear war and seemed genuinely perturbed when his chosen "prophet" for that died.
* NobleDemon: If he's responsible for the events in his warnings, he's a remarkably sporting and fair creature.
* ScrewDestiny: His ultimate goal, it seems, is to stop a more hostile SCP who hasn't been born yet, and he helps people do this himself.
* YouCantFightFate: Some of the things he warns about happen anyway.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-992 SCP-992]] - Gaia's Emissary
* IKnowYourTrueName: SCP-992 has the mystical ability to know the true names of things, including living things such as human beings (both living and dead) and plants. He is able to create things he has named, including unusual weather and the Aurora Australis.
* MagicalNativeAmerican: SCP-992 is a male Australian Aborigine who claims to be 57-71 years old, but hasn't aged in the 65 years that he's been contained by the Foundation. He appears to be able to control the weather and talk to plants.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-993 SCP-993]] - Bobble the Clown
* AxCrazy: Bobble loves murder, torture, arson, cannibalism, and [DATA EXPUNGED].
* {{Brainwashed}}: Anyone under 10 who watches the show will regularly do the things he teaches them (arson, cannibalism, etc) until the Foundation [[EasyAmnesia erases all memories of the show from the child's mind]].
* CorruptTheCutie: Kids who watch enough episodes of Bobble's show develop psychotic and schizophrenic tendencies. In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/behind-the-scenes Behind the Scenes]], he claims that he's "been making little savages for quite a while now".
* DepravedKidsShowHost: What else can you call a kid's show host that teaches kids to murder, torture, and stalk people?
* EldritchAbomination: A sentient TV show. What's more, it ''claims'' to have had attempted existing in previous forms (wrap your head around that one), namely cave paintings. The way it affects the real world is inconsistent and tenuous, able to [[spoiler:kidnap people and film them]], but not fight back against its containment procedures.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: In the logs accompanying [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]], which take place in an alternate timeline where the Foundation became much more brutal and cruel after fusing with the Global Occult Coalition, even ''he'' is horrified by Dr. Emerson's mass slaughter and torture of humanoid [=SCPs=] and the brutal experiments he conducted.
-->'''Bobble:''' How many, hee hee hee, how many entities were swallowed by Site-13? ''(laughs)'' You silly silly out of place boy. Silly little boy. Everything made its way into Site-13. If the Foundation could find it and the Coalition could catch it, it was fed into the meat grinder down here. Everything. They mulched us all, if there was nothing to gain. Some got lucky. Bobble got lucky. Stuffed in a funny box and played with. Toyed with. Experimented with. To see what sounds we made when we wanted to die. [[HorrifyingTheHorror Others were not so lucky.]]
%%* FauxAffablyEvil: As shown in the episode "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/behind-the-scenes Bobble's Back]]".
%%-->Smile. You're on television!
* HarmfulToMinors: Bobble's show teaches children to become murderers, cannibals, and arsonists. [[SarcasmMode Sounds like good, wholesome educational programming.]]
* HorsemenOfTheApocalypse: He is War in the Competitive Eschatology canon.
* {{Irony}}: He's classified as "Safe", since he technically can't kill people outside his show, but you'd have to be as deranged as Bobble himself to think he's safe for ''anyone'' to give a watch.
%%* ImmuneToBullets: As shown in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/behind-the-scenes Behind the Scenes]].
* ItCanThink: At first, the SCP just seems like it's a collection of disturbing cartoons with some supernatural phenomena attached. Then the last two observed episodes reveal that [[IKnowYoureWatchingMe it's aware that the Foundation is blocking its signal]]. And it's ''pissed''.
* KnifeNut: At least two episodes feature him carving up victims, one of them a Foundation doctor, with a huge butcher's knife.
* MagicalClown: Bobble is implied to be an EldritchAbomination in the guise of an educational cartoon character.
* MonsterClown: Bobble himself and he is one of the worst.
* NothingIsScarier: In the episode "Bobble Hates You", he just stares angrily at the viewer for 30 minutes straight. Also, in "Bobble's Back", he claims that there's... ''something'' he wants to do to the parents of his target audience, but refuses to divulge any further information on it.
%%* PsychopathicManchild: Not surprising, seeing as he's an evil kids' show host.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: He apparently introduced mankind to fire and inspired the Navajo legends of skinwalkers. Or so he says.
* SkinWalker: Claims that it's one of his previous forms, implying he was the basis of the myth.
%%* SubvertedKidsShow: Bobble the Clown is most definitely NOT a show for kids.
* VillainousBreakdown: The last episode log "'[EXPLETIVE] YOU [EXPLETIVE] YOU [EXPLETIVE] YOU'" comes off like this, where Bobble angrily details methods of breaching containment for several SCPs and murdering researchers involved in his containment.
* WouldHurtAChild: He brainwashes children into comitting horrible acts, including torturing and killing other kids.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-999 SCP-999]] - The Tickle Monster
* AllAnimalsAreDogs: Acts like a dog, anyway.
* AllLovingHero: SCP-999 has unlimited love and compassion to all it encounters, including [[AbsoluteXenophobe SCP-682.]] In fact, SCP-999 risks its own safety to save the lives of others as much as possible.
* AntiAntiChrist: [[spoiler:According to [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job New Job]], 999 is the thing that 231-7 was carrying, and thus a child of the Scarlet King. However, the 7th Bride of the Scarlet King, in contrast to her sisters, gave birth to heroes instead of monsters.]]
* BadassAdorable: A friendly, cute little blob of jello that spreads happiness through touch and gets in ''tickle fights with [[OmnicidalManiac 682.]]'' It even rescues hapless staff and comforts the survivors when 682 makes another murderous rampage-escape attempt.
* BlobMonster: He is a rare benevolent example.
* BreakoutCharacter: He is the most iconic heroic [=SCP=] and is basically the series' mascot.
* CaffeineBulletTime: Personnel are not allowed to give SCP-999 soda, because the last time somebody did, it was literally bouncing off the walls for half an hour.
* CuddleBug: It likes to hug people with its pseudopods.
* GoodCannotComprehendEvil: How does it respond to 682 trying to ''murder it'' and escape? It thoroughly enjoyed the experience, and asked for another 'play date.'
* FantasticDrug: Touching it induces a drug-like euphoria in people, and it even seems at the very least greatly alleviate the symptoms of depression and PSTD, if not outright cure them.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: It loves all forms of life, including SCP-682! After the two were put into a cell together, 999 requested another encounter, seemingly seeing it as a 'play date'.
* FriendlyTickleTorture: Its favorite activity, it envelops a person from the neck down and tickles them until asked to stop ([[TickleTorture though it does not always comply with this request]], but it always seems to feel guilty when it realizes that it has gone too far).
* GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul: Its interaction with SCP-682 had it force 682 into become happy against its will, despite the lizard trying to crush and kill it as soon as they met.
* NiceGuy: It's nice to everyone and everything it meets, even 682! The only exception ever was E-999-A.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: 999 is ordinarily an all-loving being that shows love even to the most evil monsters, the fact it acts hostile to E-999-A (a clone of it the Foundation created) is surprising to say the least.
* SiblingYinYang: The complete opposite of 682, who is its half-sibling, according to lore that says they are both children of the Scarlet King.
* SweetTooth: Its diet is composed entirely of sweets. M&Ms and wafers are its favorite.
* TakingTheBullet: SCP-999 loves all animals (including humans) so much that it will leap in front of a person to take a bullet fired at them.
* TeamPet: Is allowed to wander the site and the staff generally treat it like a well loved family pet.
* YourFavorite: With scents instead of food. SCP-999 emits a smell that is pleasing to every person who comes into contact with it, but the smell is different for each person. Different people have reported it smelling like chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and Play-Doh.
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