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* NamesTheSame: She was named after the world itself, which confuses most of the [=NPC=]s they encounter.
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Cordelia Sasquatch, a student and sasquatch. She grew up alone in the woods before she emerged into the civilized world of [[NamesTheSame Cordelia.]] Her life in solitude has given her a peculiar grasp on social norms and bonds with others. Currently engaged in a demonic pact with Cheddar the demon.

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Cordelia Sasquatch, a student and sasquatch. She grew up alone in the woods before she emerged into the civilized world of [[NamesTheSame Cordelia.]] Cordelia. Her life in solitude has given her a peculiar grasp on social norms and bonds with others. Currently engaged in a demonic pact with Cheddar the demon.
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* NamesTheSame: She was named after the world itself, which confuses most of the NPCs they encounter.

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* NamesTheSame: She was named after the world itself, which confuses most of the NPCs [=NPC=]s they encounter.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes: He's constantly positioned as the clown of the party. [[spoiler: But his cloying desperation for approval turns downright nefarious when he

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* BewareTheSillyOnes: He's constantly positioned as the clown of the party. [[spoiler: But his cloying desperation for approval turns downright nefarious when he turns on the party to become Cordelia's new Emperor.]]



* OnlyInItForTheMoney: He gets ''angry'' when characters try to ask more details about the reason they should kill the emperor, out of risk of losing his ill-gotten gains. That said, his hatred for the Empire suggests that the destruction this will do to the system certainly plays a factor as well.

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* OnlyInItForTheMoney: He gets ''angry'' when characters try to ask more details about the reason they should kill the emperor, out of risk of losing his ill-gotten gains. That said, his hatred for the Empire suggests [[spoiler: This is partly an act. He ultimately reveals that what its what he wants to ''do'' with the destruction this will do to money that matters: mainly, fund his goal of dismantling the system certainly plays a factor as well.empire.]]



* MoralityChain: Acts as the conscience of the party, particularly since no one will take Smellulus seriously.

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* MoralityChain: Acts as the conscience of the party, particularly since no one will take Smellulus seriously. He also acted as one to his former owner, Freddery Steel. [[spoiler: Which is probably why Freddery's parents arranged for Grimothee to be disposed of.]]

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* BewareTheSillyOnes: He's constantly positioned as the clown of the party. [[spoiler: But his cloying desperation for approval turns downright nefarious when he



* FaceHeelTurn: [[spoiler: Successfully tricks the Emperor into making Smellulus his heir, magically putting Smellulus at the top of ''everything'' in Cordelia.]]
* HairTriggerTemper: For being so pathetic, he's notably quick to lash out when people taunt him, which tends to make things worse for him.



* LonelyAtTheTop: [[spoiler: He truly believes being Emperor will mean people will want to be his friend, ignoring how he alienated the party in the process.]]
* SanitySlippage: [[spoiler: Devolves into incoherent ramblings as he gains power, exposing his true instability.]]
* ShadowArchetype: Acts as one to Tim Platt's other character. Both Stirfry and Smellulus are desperate for the approval of others and display a potential for violence and malice when they gain power over others. [[spoiler: Unlike Stirfry, Smellulus is willing to hurt his friends to gain that power.]]
* WalkingSpoiler: One of the main party, but his actions in the second half of "Come At The King" put him in an ''entirely'' new light.
* WouldHurtAChild: [[spoiler: He turns on Torrin quickly once she rejects his offer of becoming his daughter.]]



* AxeCraxy: Introduced in the middle of confessing to ''hallowing out a horse.''

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* AxeCraxy: AxCrazy: Introduced in the middle of confessing to ''hallowing out a horse.''



* ChildrenRaiseYou: Her suspicion that this is what would result from [[spoiler: being adopted by Smellulus]] hardly seems far off.

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* ChildrenRaiseYou: Her suspicion that this is what would result from [[spoiler: being adopted by Smellulus]] hardly seems far off. [[spoiler: His FaceHeelTurn certainly doesn't help.]]

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* AmmoralAttorney: Happily defends the worst murderers and criminals of society, looking only to be paid above all else.

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* AmmoralAttorney: AmoralAttorney: Happily defends the worst murderers and criminals of society, looking only to be paid above all else.



* AxCraxy: Introduced in the middle of confessing to ''hallowing out a horse.''

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* AxCraxy: AxeCraxy: Introduced in the middle of confessing to ''hallowing out a horse.''




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->'''Played By:''' Carly Monado

A scrappy-haired 12-year-old high elf. Torrin is one of many homeless children and orphans. She is recruited to the party for her magical prowess, but she refuses the vast wealth Snake Professional offers her in exchange for him opening a benefit for orphans and homeless people instead. Torrin feels neglected by Payola and the empire, and is glad to try to instigate some change.
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!Rude Tales of Magic Characters

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!!Polaris Survivors
[[folder: Bellow]]
->''Played By:'' Joe Lepore

The dreamy bad boy of Polaris University. Bellow Gorramael is the party's slow-witted but well-meaning druid/cleric who is conflicted between his trouble-making frat, failing grades, and dead/missing parents. Recently converted from Druid studies to become the Cleric of Vacationism by the God of Vacations.
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* MellowFellow: To the point Danny Timeshare describes him as almost ''psychotically'' relaxed.
* NiceGuy: Just an overwhelmingly kind and polite dude.
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[[folder: Albee]]
->'''Played By:''' Carly Monardo

Albeara "Albee" Dawn, a Faun monk who worships Kreedis the Hero Monk. Albee attempts to be brave and heroic in everything she does. This can make her oblivious or brash, to the detriment of the party's survival.
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* BlindedByRage: [[spoiler: After multi-classing in Barbarian, she's even more prone to this.]]
* BrokenPedestal: She ''adores'' Kreedis and lashes out when people badmouth him during their journey. When she finally meets him, [[spoiler: she's heartbroken when Kreedis treats her like dirt and forces her to realize that she was projecting traits onto him that he never had.]]
* TheHero: While often shy and nervous, Albee tends to display the most heroic traits of the cast and acts as the prime instigator for their involvement in plots
* ItsAllAboutMe: Downplayed. Her brashness and desperation to save her family leads her to ignore the needs of her friends. Kreedis notes that someone can be complete self-absorbed and ego-driven, but still be a caring person.
* LeeroyJenkins: She just can't resist leaping right into danger before the crew can put together a plan. She even gets confused and upset when Cordelia suggests they wait before rescuing her parents, interpreting it as a betrayal.
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[[folder: Cordelia]]
->'''Played By:''' Ali Fischer

Cordelia Sasquatch, a student and sasquatch. She grew up alone in the woods before she emerged into the civilized world of [[NamesTheSame Cordelia.]] Her life in solitude has given her a peculiar grasp on social norms and bonds with others. Currently engaged in a demonic pact with Cheddar the demon.
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* HeroWithBadPublicity: Making a pact with a demon does little for her reputation and quickly results in a hunt for her head.
* LastOfHerKind: Potentially. She's never met a single one of her species. She gives up the chance to do so to help Albee meet Kreedis, but Danny Timeshare never gets the chance to reveal if he ''could'' find another sasquatch.
* MustHaveCaffeine: She loves coffee and will take any substitute she can find.
* NamesTheSame: She was named after the world itself, which confuses most of the NPCs they encounter.
* NoSocialSkills: Surprisingly averted. Despite her life of solitude, she's actually very pleasant and easy to talk to. However, she's also rather blunt and ignorant of social cues and ettiquette.
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[[folder: de Bonesby]]
->'''Played By:''' Christopher Hastings

Once a nobleman and powerful wizard, Frederick de Bonesby attempted to turn himself into a lich. Through some unknown mishap, he turned himself into a skeleton while losing most of his magical powers. Traveling with his personal chef Stirfry, the self-centered spellcaster goes to Polaris University to relearn his magic and complete his ritual.
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* CantTakeCriticism: He's ''incredibly'' self-conscious, going into a screaming fit if someone sees him without his wig.
* FreudianExcuse: The de Bonesby house enforced a strict hierarchy of privilege and punished any sign of weakness that might evolve.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: He's not particularly subtle when he's ''trying'' to be rude and most of his insulting comments tend to be completely ignorant rather than full of malice.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Slowly, ''slowly'' starts to grow out of his shell and show genuine interest in lives of the party.
* LackOfEmpathy: He struggles to express any empathy for the people around him. He's notably ''surprised'' when he realizes he cares about Cordelia and the others.
* TokenEvilTeammate: Easily the most (openly) immoral of the party and openly advocates murder as a quick solution to problems. In one notable example, after encountering a dead Kenku in "Murder of Crows," he immediately assumes the cast has decided to murder them and begins plotting to assassinate the others.
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[[folder:Stirfry]]
->'''Played By:''' Tim Platt

Avian rogue and personal chef to Frederick de Bonesby. Unlike most of his kind, Stirfry was given the ability to speak by de Bonesby when he was at his full magical prowess. While capable of being quite ruthless, Stirfry is desperate for approval of his friends, especially Mr. de Bonesby.
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* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Stirfry is overly talkative, obsessively needy, and often operates on a weird layer of reality compared to the others. However, it soon becomes clear that he's very willing to resort to murder, even if it isn't necessary.
* GreenEyedMonster: He quickly lashes out against anything that seems to infringe on his territory as the party's quirky friend.
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!!People of Polaris

[[folder: Cheddar]]
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[[folder: Count Ivan Gretsky]]
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[[folder: Danny Timeshare]]
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[[folder: Kreedis]]
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!!Come At the King Party Members
[[folder: Smellulus]]
->'''Played By:''' Tim Platt

A mighty loxodon tax collector played by Tim Platt. He is immensely insecure despite his impressive size and intimidating appearance. Despite his belief in the Cordelian Empire, he finds himself whisked into a plot to assassinate the Emperor.
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* TheChewToy: ''Nothing'' goes right for Smellulus, hated and mocked by almost everyone who encounters him.
* DesperatelyCravesAffection: He obsesses over people who insult him, particularly when said person adored the rest of the cast.
* IJustWantToHaveFriends: His house alone is a monument to his sheer loneliness, from office party gifts he treasures to unfinished paintings that are supposed to depict him painting a friend he doesn't have.
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[[folder: Butter St. Beef]]
->'''Played By:''' Christopher Hastings

A minotaur, lawyer and powerful warrior. He has a bull’s head and horns and tends to wear an outdated suit. He speaks with a wavering Southern drawl, but will revert into feral bull noises when he’s enraged. He's motivated primarily by the promise of unimaginable wealth, and not much else.
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* TheAlcoholic: Insists on drinking before every case he thinks he'll lose, which is all of them.
* AmmoralAttorney: Happily defends the worst murderers and criminals of society, looking only to be paid above all else.
* OnlyInItForTheMoney: He gets ''angry'' when characters try to ask more details about the reason they should kill the emperor, out of risk of losing his ill-gotten gains. That said, his hatred for the Empire suggests that the destruction this will do to the system certainly plays a factor as well.
* SimpleCountryLawyer: A blatantly obvious example of the trope, to the point of almost parodying the page image.
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[[folder: Grimothee Steel]]
->'''Played By:''' Joe Lepore

An assembled psionic, meaning that he is a brass automaton with glowing purple eyes and telepathic powers. He is one of many magical automotons built by the Assembleaux corporation, purchased by the Peacekeepers of Payola when he was left on sale. He is apparently an outdated model, leading to his cheap price despite his unique powers and personality. Grimothee is very self-aware, is uncomfortable with being seen as an object, and seeks to find his best friend on his journey.
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* MoralityChain: Acts as the conscience of the party, particularly since no one will take Smellulus seriously.
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[[folder: Deli]]
->'''Played By:''' Ali Fischer

A tiny, bedraggled, chaotic harpy who revels in violence and bloodshed.
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* AxCraxy: Introduced in the middle of confessing to ''hallowing out a horse.''
* ComicallySmallBribe: Her reward for the assassination of the Emperor is shiny cufflinks and cufflinks alone.
* TokenEvilTeammate: While Butter is at least dedicated to the mission despite his immoral acts, Deli is openly psychotic and evil and only interested in violence and mayhem.
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[[folder: Torrin]]

* ChildrenRaiseYou: Her suspicion that this is what would result from [[spoiler: being adopted by Smellulus]] hardly seems far off.
* OnlySaneMan: She realizes, to her growing horror, that the eight year old is the one who has to keep all the completely incompetent adults in line.
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