History Characters / CelebrityDeathmatch

The show's first commentator, who only appeared in the original ''Cartoon Sushi'' short and in the "Deathbowl '98" SuperBowl special. Best known for his coverage of the fight between Pamela Anderson and [=RuPaul=], in which he did nothing but [[MaleGaze endlessly rewind a clip of Pamela's jiggling breast implants]]. Was voiced by himself.

The most recurring female fighter in the show with a total of three matches. Has fought and killed RuPaul and Tommy Lee, but lost a match against Heather Locklear.

* OlderThenTheyLook: Footage from the Deathmatch Vault as shown he's been commentating since the late 1920's.

* OlderThenTheyLook: Footage from the Deathmatch Vault as shown he's been commentating since the late 1920's.

* OlderThenTheyLook: Footage from the Deathmatch Vault as shown he's been refereeing since the late 1920's.

* {{Badass}}: Aside from him being able to corral a ring full of blood thirsty celebrities, Mills is a former Olympic boxer and Marine, which comes in handy in his fight with Judge Judy.
** Another example would be during the Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock fight. Stephen pulls out the [[RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark Of The Covenant]] to use against Hitchcock. How does Mills respond to the beam of light you're not supposed to look at? Put on a pair of [[CoolShades sunglasses]].
* {{Catch phrase}}s:

** This is taken to such an extreme that, on one of the few episodes where he has a normal day where nothing bad happens to him, Johnny Gomez is freaking ''terrified'' to be around him, donning a helmet and drinking heavily to calm his nerves, thinking that when something eventually ''does'' happen to Nick, it'll be so big that he'll get caught in the crossfire. He only calms down at the very end when [[spoiler: Nick is abducted by aliens to be anally probed.]]

* AffablyEvil: When he's in the ring, he's absolutely ruthless. Whenever he's being interviewed, he's rather polite and is on quite friendly terms with Nick and Johnny.

* DeadpanSnarker - To Nick whenever the latter acts oddly.

* JerkAss: When she started out, she was pretty rude to the staff ''(especially Nick)'' and the celebrities. She mellowed out a bit as time went on, however.

* BerserkButton: When Creator/TomCruise and Creator/BruceWillis were fighting over who cushioned the fall from a little girl (each one pulling one of her arms) Stone Cold personally bashed their skulls together. He then got to go clubbing with NicoleKidman and Creator/DemiMoore.

{{Catch phrase}}s:
-->"Let's get it on!" -- at the start of each match
-->"I'll allow it!" -- whenever a fighter complains that the other person is breaking the rules
--> "The winner is... <winner's name here>!" or "<winner's name here> is the winner!" -- at the end of each match

* SleepingWithTheBoss: Johnny and Nick suspected she was doing this. Whether she was or not was never proven.

The referee. He is a grumpy old man who has a very laissez-faire attitude toward the rules, and serves mainly to open the fight and declare the winner once somebody is dead. Was voiced by himself during the show's original run, but couldn't return when the show was UnCanceled due to the fact that he had suffered a stroke. He has fought and killed JudgeJudy and Jesse Camp (both times in matches he wasn't supposed to be a part of) in the Deathmatch ring.

One half of the show's commentary team. The "StraightMan" of the group, Johnny is more professional than his co-host Nick Diamond, and is constantly calling him out for his crazy behavior and {{zany scheme}}s. Has fought and defeated Sam Donaldson

The other commentator. Nick is far more eccentric than Johnny is, and has been shown to be an alcoholic and a divorced father of one. Nick is constantly getting himself into trouble, and has participated in (and won) Deathmatches against Zatar the Alien, The Satyr, and Sam Donaldson. Has an intense hatred of Debbie Matenopoulos.

The referee. He is a grumpy old man who has a very laissez-faire attitude toward the rules, and serves mainly to open the fight and declare the winner once somebody is dead. Was voiced by himself during the show's original run, but couldn't return when the show was UnCanceled due to the fact that he had suffered a stroke. He once fought and defeated JudgeJudy and Jesse Camp (the latter unintentionally) in the Deathmatch ring.

The most recurring female fighter in the show with a total of three matches.

* ImAHumanitarian: There are several instances where he's seen eating human flesh. The Emeril Legasse vs. The Two Fat Ladies fight being one of them. Shortly after the expulsion, Austin informs Lane that the chips he was eating were actually the charred remains of [[Series/{{Felicity}} Keri Russell]], which didn't phase him.

* ImAHumanitarian: There are several instances where he's seen eating human flesh. The Emeril Legasse vs. The Two Fat Ladies fight being one of them. Shortly after the expulsion, Austin informs Lane that the chips he was eating were actually the charred remains of [[Series/{{Felicity}} KeriRussell]], which didn't phase him.

* BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood: In the "Turn ''On'' Your TV Day" episode, Nick kidnapped a book lover and TV hater who attempted to storm the announcers' booth and does this to him, torturing him into watching and enjoying television and learning to hate reading. Nick seems to think it's for the greater good, at least; Johnny is quick to remind everyone that he had no part in it.

* {{Badass}}: Aside from him being able to corral a ring full of blood thirsty celebrities, Mills is a former Olympic boxer.
* ImAHumanitarian: There are several instances where he's seen eating human flesh. The Emeril Legasse vs. The Two Fat Ladies fight being one of them. Shortly after the expulsion, Austin informs Lane that the chips he was eating were actually char remains of KerriRussel, which didn't phase him.

One half of the show's commentary team. The "StraightMan" of the group, Johnny is more professional than his co-host Nick Diamond, and is constantly calling him out for his crazy behavior and {{zany scheme}}s.

The other commentator. Nick is far more eccentric than Johnny is, and has been shown to be an alcoholic and a divorced father of one. Nick is constantly getting himself into trouble, and has participated in (and won) Deathmatches on several occasions. Has an intense hatred of Debbie Matenopoulos.

The referee. He is a grumpy old man who has a very laissez-faire attitude toward the rules, and serves mainly to open the fight and declare the winner once somebody is dead. Was voiced by himself during the show's original run, but couldn't return when the show was UnCanceled due to the fact that he had suffered a stroke. He once fought and defeated JudgeJudy in the Deathmatch ring.

The show's resident science, medical, and weapons expert. Has designed, among other things, HumongousMecha and genetically-engineered monsters (made using the DNA of dead celebrities) for use on the show. Once defeated Vince [=McMahon=] in a match. Was voiced by himself. Did not return when the show was UnCancelled, which was explained in universe by Nick saying that he was too expensive to bring back.

* {{Badass}}: Currently has two Death Match victories to his name, despite being an announcer.

CatchPhrase / SigningOffCatchPhrase:

* {{As H|imself}}erself

* ShipTease: Often with [[SlapSlapKiss Johnny Gomez]].

{{Catch phrase}}s:
--> "What are you gonna do, bring back Stacy Cornbred?" -- to Johnny and Nick whenever they get mad at her for her insulting behavior.

* HotMom: She did mention her and Tommy's kids in her fight against Heather Locklear.