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* Charlie's method of punishing Jake for letting the seagulls into his house in "Big Flappy Bastards". He buys Jake a bunch of toys and video games, and then tells Jake that he's not allowed to play with any of it for a month. Quite the creative punishment.
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--> Charlie: I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!
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--> Charlie: '''Charlie:''' I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!
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* "Release the Dogs": Jake makes Charlie promise him that he won't go out with his friend's attractive single mother, but Charlie quickly breaks that promise. Jake gets back at Charlie by first pouring slime on him (courtesy of Rose), and then luring Charlie out on the beach where he's chased by police dogs.
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* "Release the Dogs": Jake makes Charlie promise him that he won't go out with his friend's attractive single mother, but Charlie quickly breaks that promise. Jake gets back at Charlie by first pouring slime on him (courtesy of Rose), and then luring Charlie out on the beach where he's chased by police dogs.dogs - providing the ideal catharsis for Alan, whose subconscious jealousy of Charlie has left him an insomniac.
--->'''Alan:''' Yessss...release the dogs. ''(yawns)''
--->'''Alan:''' Yessss...release the dogs. ''(yawns)''
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'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that one guy.\\
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'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that one guy.the guy who delivered the truckload of sod.\\
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'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.\\
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.\\
''[she leaves]''\\
'''Alan:''' ''[calling after her]'' Watch out for ''crab'' grass!
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.\\
''[she leaves]''\\
'''Alan:''' ''[calling after her]'' Watch out for ''crab'' grass!
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--> '''Alan:''' Because he never got married. ''(slams the door in Judith's face)''
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--> '''Alan:''' Because he never got married. ''(slams ''[slams the door in Judith's face)''face]''
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--> '''Alan:''' (slams the door in Judith's face)
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--> '''Alan:''' (slams Because he never got married. ''(slams the door in Judith's face)face)''
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-->'''Alan:''' [[TheChosenOne And they shall call him...Jake.]]
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* Charlie vs. Judith's friends in "Just Like Buffalo". [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Jake parrots Charlie's horrible philosophy in front of Judith's friends]], so she stops sending him to see Alan. Charlie misses him, so he goes to see Judith's friends, turns on the charm, and, while not actually turning them against Judith, she agrees to reinstate the original visitation schedule as long as Charlie stays away from her friends.
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* Charlie vs. Judith's friends in "Just Like Buffalo". [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Jake parrots Charlie's horrible philosophy in front of Judith's friends]], so she stops sending him to see Alan. Charlie misses him, so he goes to see Judith's friends, turns on the his charm, and, while not actually turning them against Judith, she agrees to reinstate the original visitation schedule as long as Charlie stays away from her friends.
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--> '''Alan:''' 'Cause he never got married. (slams door in Judith's face)
* Charlie's plan to get rid of woman he's seeing. Alan steals her, Charlie gives him a WhatTheHellHero speech, convinces him to keep seeing the GirlOfTheWeek and then Alan dumps her because she's so stiff in bed. Charlie then gets the last laugh by sleeping with a woman that Alan went out with in junior high.
* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face ([[KickTheDog "God you're useless!"]]), which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness as opposed to making his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
* Charlie's plan to get rid of woman he's seeing. Alan steals her, Charlie gives him a WhatTheHellHero speech, convinces him to keep seeing the GirlOfTheWeek and then Alan dumps her because she's so stiff in bed. Charlie then gets the last laugh by sleeping with a woman that Alan went out with in junior high.
* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face ([[KickTheDog "God you're useless!"]]), which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness as opposed to making his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
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--> '''Alan:''' 'Cause he never got married. (slams the door in Judith's face)
* Charlie's plan to get rid of the woman he's seeing. Alan steals her, Charlie gives him a WhatTheHellHero speech, convinces him to keep seeing the GirlOfTheWeek and then Alan dumps her because she's so stiff in bed. Charlie then gets the last laugh by sleeping with a woman that Alan went out with in junior high.
* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face ([[KickTheDog "God you're useless!"]]), which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusinessas opposed to instead of making his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
* Charlie's plan to get rid of the woman he's seeing. Alan steals her, Charlie gives him a WhatTheHellHero speech, convinces him to keep seeing the GirlOfTheWeek and then Alan dumps her because she's so stiff in bed. Charlie then gets the last laugh by sleeping with a woman that Alan went out with in junior high.
* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face ([[KickTheDog "God you're useless!"]]), which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness
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* Charlie vs. Judith's friends in "Just Like Buffalo". [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Jake parrots Charlie's misogynistic philosophy in front of Judith's friends]], so she stops sending him to see Alan. Charlie misses him, so he goes to see Judith's friends, turns on the charm, and, while not actually turning them against Judith, she agrees to reinstate the original visitation schedule as long as Charlie stays away from her friends.
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* Charlie vs. Judith's friends in "Just Like Buffalo". [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Jake parrots Charlie's misogynistic horrible philosophy in front of Judith's friends]], so she stops sending him to see Alan. Charlie misses him, so he goes to see Judith's friends, turns on the charm, and, while not actually turning them against Judith, she agrees to reinstate the original visitation schedule as long as Charlie stays away from her friends.
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* When Evelyn, Rose and Berta are pestering Charlie into trying to get him to say why he hates Evelyn, he finally has had enough and delivers this amazing speech. Shame Evelyn doesn't seem to listen.
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* When Evelyn, Rose and Berta are pestering Charlie into trying to get him to say why he hates Evelyn, he finally has had enough and delivers this amazing speech. Shame Pity that Evelyn doesn't seem to listen.
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'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.\\
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'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.one guy.\\
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'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.\\
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.\\
''[she leaves]''\\
'''Alan:''' ''[calling after her]'' Watch out for ''crab'' grass!
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.\\
''[she leaves]''\\
'''Alan:''' ''[calling after her]'' Watch out for ''crab'' grass!
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'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.\\
''[she leaves]''\\
'''Alan:''' ''[calling after her]'' Watch out for ''crab'' grass!
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* When Judith chastises Alan for sleeping with the mother of Jake's best friend, saying "You don't sleep with your son's best friend's mother!", Alan replies with [[spoiler: "No, no, you marry his pediatrician."]]
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* When Judith chastises Alan for sleeping with the mother of Jake's best friend, saying "You don't sleep with your son's best friend's mother!", Alan replies with [[spoiler: "No, no, you marry his pediatrician."]]
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* Throughout "Not In My Mouth!", Jake flirts with a grown woman named Jennifer that Walden brings home, lying to her about his age. Jake and Jennifer are later left alone together when Walden, Alan, and Lyndsey leave for Paris. [[spoiler: The closing scene reveals that Jake and Jennifer had sex.]] However, she remains unaware of his real age.
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* Throughout "Not In My Mouth!", Jake flirts with a grown woman named Jennifer that Walden brings home, lying to her about his age. Jake and Jennifer are later left alone together when Walden, Alan, and Lyndsey leave for Paris. [[spoiler: The closing scene reveals that Jake and Jennifer had sex.]] sex. However, she remains unaware of his real age.
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Not So Different has been renamed, and it needs to be dewicked/moved
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* Alan telling Evelyn off in "I Merely Slept with a Commie" for repeatedly speaking ill of a dead woman who Evelyn is NotSoDifferent from:
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* Alan telling Evelyn off in "I Merely Slept with a Commie" for repeatedly speaking ill of a dead woman who Evelyn is NotSoDifferent isn't that different from:
