History Awesome / Phelous

-->'''Phelous:''' And ''you'' suck, you miserable bitch! [[WhatTheHellHero You ran over his wife and don't even give a shit]]! Fuck you!

* The ending of the ''ResidentEvil: Afterlife'' review when he shoots the case and the DVD with an actual gun! Granted it was filled with airsockets, but still.

* In his review of ''{{Film/Lockjaw}}'', Phelous redirects a line from a DesignatedHero who called out the antagonist for murdering her friends in revenge for them accidentally running over their wife (even though they ran over her and just passed it off as an animal without a second thought)

* Phelous redirects a line from a DesignatedHero who called out the antagonist for murdering her friends in revenge for them accidentally running over their wife (even though they ran over her and just passed it off as an animal without a second thought)

--'''Phelous:''' And ''you'' suck, you miserable bitch! [[WhatTheHellHero You ran over his wife and don't even give a shit]]! Fuck you!

-->''Phelous:'' I know a lot of people like violence in media like in Videogames and Movies but unless you're an asshole who can't tell the difference between real violence and fictional violence we don't need a movie [[{{anvilicious}} wagging its finger at us]] and thinking it's so clever for doing so."

* His through Deconstruction of the [[BrokenAesop pretentious "message"]] in FunnyGames.
-->''Phelous:'' I know a lot of people like violence in media like in Videogames and Movies but unless your a asshole who can't tell the diffrence between real violence and fictional violence we don't need a movie [[{{anvilicious}} wagging its finger at us]] and think its so clever for doing so."

* His through Deconstruction of the [[BrokenAesopp pretentious "message"]] in FunnyGames.

-->''Phelous:'' I know a lot of people like violence in media like in Videogames and Movies but unless your a asshole who can't tell the diffrence between real violence and fictional violence we don't need a movie [[anviliciolus wagging its finger at us]] and think its so clever for doing so."

* Killdozer vs. Lifecrane. The fight in the movie isn't much to talk about, but the voice over almost makes you start rooting for Lifecrane...up until the humans abandon it.

* The ending of the ''ResidentEvil: Afterlife'' review when he shoots the case and the DVD with an actual gun! Granted it was filled with airsockets, but still.

* The ending to the "Boogeyman - Stephen King" review. After his [[ItMakesSenseInContext mirror reflection attempted to kill Phelous by downing pills]], claiming "this is what [the audience] wants", Phelous decides to ruin it for us [[spoiler: by [[Series/DoctorWho regenerating]]]]. Granted [[spoiler: he regenerates into a ''[[BeyondTheImpossible cat]]'']] but, still...

* * The ending of the ''ResidentEvil:Afterlife'' review when he shoots the case and the DVD with an actual gun! Granted it was filled with airsockets, but still.

* His rant about the Super Mario Bros. All-Stars anniversary re-release on the Wii, which somehow manages to combine UnstoppableRage with [[HeroicBSOD stunned disbelief]].

* * The ending of the ''ResidentEvil:Afterlife'' review when he shoots the box and the DVD with an actual gun! Granted it was filled with airsockets, but still.

* The ending to the "Boogeyman - Stephen King" review. After his [[ItMakesSenseInContext mirror reflection attempted to kill Phelous by downing pills]], claiming "this is what [the audience] wants", Phelous decides to ruin it for us [[spoiler: by [[Series/DoctorWho regenerating]]]]. Granted [[spoiler: he regenerates into a ''[[BeyondTheImpossible cat]]'']] but, still...

* Two words: [[DoctorWho Phelous Who]]

* The ending to the "Boogeyman - Stephen King" review. After his [[ItMakesSenseInContext mirror reflection attempted to kill Phelous by downing pills]], claiming "this is what [the audience] wants", Phelous decides to ruin it for us [[spoiler: by [[DoctorWho regenerating]]]]. Granted [[spoiler: he regenerates into a ''[[BeyondTheImpossible cat]]'']] but, still...

-->'''Phelous:''' So, you want a skit for this piece of shit? Really? Really? Well, (grabs the camera) [[PreMortemOneLiner this is all "Five Across the Eyes" gets]]!

* The ending skit of his "Five Across the Eyes" review should count as he '''perfectly''' parodies the movie by ''sitting in his car, wining and crying, and flailing the camera about for a good'' '''''minute and 34 seconds'''''.

-->'''Phelous:''' I know I'm really falling into the [[CausticCritic angry reviewer thing]] on this video; well, '''''that's exactly how I feel about this movie!'''''

** YOU'RE AN ALICE SANDWICH!

** YOU'RE AN ALICE SANDWHICH!

* His rant about the Super Mario Bros. All-Stars anniversary re-release on the Wii, which somehow manages to combine UnstoppableRage with [[HeroicBSOD stunned disbelief]].

* The performance of the Darkwing Duck theme in the end of Cry_wolf. Especially awesome for those who grew up with Darkwing Duck.

* The performance of the Darkwing Duck theme in the end of Cry_wolf. Especially for this troper who grew up with Darkwing Duck.

* Related to both above, Phelous reenacts the entire plot of Triangle in his review for it, and manages to be both creepier and make more sense than the movie itself.

* Two words: [[DoctorWho Phelous Who]]