History ArsonMurderAndJaywalking / WebOriginal

* ''WebVideo/TheAdventuresOfSheepAndChicken''
-->'''Sheep: '''Let’s move, Chicken. I don’t feel safe if there’s any hiker around. Plus, there's no good grass here.\\

* ''WebVideo/DreamMachine'': In episode 1.04, ''[[https://youtu.be/lNl2qhc6RuA The Opposite of People]]'', Leah complains about having to write around guest actors’ “schedules,” “their vertigo,” and “their no-nudity clauses.”
* On the ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP'', Schlatt's decrees after being inaugurated as President include naming himself TheEmperor of Manburg (which he [[MeaningfulRename renamed from L'Manburg]]), [[TheExile exiling]] his political opponents and ordering them to [[RunOrDie be hunted down]], increasing taxes on [[DefiantStoneThrow disobedient]] citizens to the point of taxing them out of the house and home, [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals killing all the wildlife]], and pledging to replace all the fountains with Hawaiian Punch.
** Inverted when Tommy confronts Techno about killing Tubbo. After Tommy asks "What's wrong with you?", Techno responds with "Bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't deal well with social situations, might have just committed tax fraud... Oh yeah, and the murders."

* Wiki/SCPFoundation:

* ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'': [=PPCers=] often start out the chargelist with things like grammar and spelling errors, move on to bigger charges like "disrupting the fabric of reality", and end with things like "having a stupid name", "pissing off PPC agents", etc. An example is Acacia's addendum in [[http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/laughatthemoon.html This Mission]]. Another had a character charged with rape, child abuse, and "having an annoyingly complicated house to navigate".

* ''WebVideo/TheBuggerAnthology'': The subtitles in "The Bitch Fight of Canary Wharf" refer to Mickey Smith as "the man, the myth, the legend, the idiot".

* An article for ''Website/TheOnion'' parodying coverage of the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks claimed that [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-would-rather-think-about-911-than-anything,21309/ Americans would rather think about the attacks]] than [[FromBadToWorse any of the dreaful events that followed]]:

** In ''World of Warcraft BEATDOWN'', [[{{Nerd}} Eugene]] is embarrassed about an incident that once happened to him where someone made a fake Website/{{Facebook}} profile with the name "Sexy Lexi" and a revealing profile picture and added him as a friend. He defends himself to Matt by saying, "Yeah, OK, that only happened once, and she said she liked me. And she was really pretty. Plus, she said she liked my [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber]]."

* On Wiki/RationalWiki's article on [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Phyllis_Schlafly Phyllis Schafly]]:

* Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} is pretty rife with this:

* At one point in 2014, the five most contested Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} articles in English were "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush George W. Bush]]", "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchism Anarchism]]", "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad Muhammad]]", ''"[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_personnel List of WWE personnel]]"'', and "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming Global warming]]".

* When WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows reviewed [[Music/BrunoMars "Grenade"]], he analyzed a stretch of lyrics[[note]]
Beat me 'til I'm numb\Tell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're from\Mad woman, bad woman\That's just what you are\Yeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car[[/note]] and concluded it is about a woman who is abusive, demonic, insane, evil, deceitful, and bad at auto repair.

* The memetic usage of [[Series/{{Community}} Britta Perry]]'s declaration that she can "excuse racism" but that she "draws the line at animal cruelty" often follows the format of "I can excuse arson and murder but I draw the line at jaywalking". The original scene doesn't quite quality, as animal cruelty isn't exactly "jaywalking".

* [[http://www.jewornotjew.com/ Jew or Not Jew]] is a website that rates famous people based on how Jewish (or not Jewish) they are, with the highest possible score being fifteen and the lowest being zero. As of this edit, there are only three people with a score of zero: UsefulNotes/JosefStalin, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, and Creator/MelGibson.

* Inverted when Tommy confronts Techno about killing Tubbo. After Tommy asks "What's wrong with you?", Techno responds with "Bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't deal well with social situations, might have just committed tax fraud... Oh yeah, and the murders."

* ''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment'''s ''ComicBook/TheJuggernaut (Bitch!)'' gets so angry, that he states what he's going to do to the offending party:

* [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/1526-gnn-mad-hatter GNN's Lori Prince Live]] does an interview with the Mad Hatter and March Hare who are for the legalization of drugs. When stating they simple hold "harmless tea parties" anonymous insider 'Ms. A' issues the following statement: "What these two call harmless tea parties are nothing more than backyard, drug fueled, interspecies-orgies, where underage drinking and smoking go hand in hand amid psychedelic acid tripping and improper use of the condiment, mustard, all delivered in haze of smoke that would make Creator/CheechAndChong pass out from overload." Hatter promptly takes offense to this stating that it was not mustard, but lemon zest.
* The first [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/vgcon/27139-solid-snake VideoGameConfessions]] featuring VideoGame/MetalGear's Solid Snake combines this with CrossesTheLineTwice whilst uncovering the origins of Snake's box: the box he is, in fact, a 'security blanket,' that he has carried around since, at age 5, he hid it while witnessing the murder of his parents. After his parents were killed, the killer proceeded to tap dance on the corpses, use them perform ''Series/TheMuppetShow'''s "Pigs In Space" Routine (with Snake's father playing Miss Piggy and his mother as one of the male pigs), disembowel them and play "Under the Sea" on their rib cages, before finally mixing then in a blender with his own urine as a drink. The final insult: stealing the change from Snake's piggy bank. [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/vgcon/27380-ssfollow Later on]], however, Dominic discovered that Snake was, in fact a clone, and the box was [[CargoShip alive]].

* ''WebVideo/TheSevenDeadlySchmucks'': In episode 3, [[ImpossibleThief Ban]] is in jail for these crimes: (allegedly) killing the great holy knight, (allegedly) threatening to slaughter the entire royal family, and eating the world's entire supply of Twinkies.
* ''Website/CollegeHumor'':
** In an episode of ''Bleep Bloop'', the 'Phantom of the Office' pays a visit and lists his favorite games as follows "Let me see, hoop stick, drown the cat, drown the rat, hobble the goat, and frogger, frogger was hard!"
** In the "The Problems with Jeggings Continues" sketch, Mr. S lists off innappropriate articles of clothing that will not be allowed in class, such as "NO cellophane hoodies, NO bra cardiagns, NO U-Neck T-shirts, NO Hollister CLOTHES!" This trope actually applies to the entire sketch series, where he emphasizes jeggings over the extremely revealing and often indecent outfits worn by other students.
** In the video ''VideoGame/DuckHunt: Behind the Scenes'', the dog describes formula RD-601 (used to punish players who cheat the games) as such:
--->'''Duck Hunt Dog:''' It's a mixture of crystal meth, jet fuel and Pixie Sticks.
** In ''[[http://www.collegehumor.com/facebook-history "Facebook History of the World"]]'', the Romans mention that they like War, Starting War, Having Wars With People Multiple Times, Even More War, [[OverlyLongGag Just A Really Obscene Amount Of War]], Rape, and Sandals.
* On the ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP'', Schlatt's decrees after being inaugurated as President include naming himself TheEmperor of Manburg (which he [[MeaningfulRename renamed from L'Manburg]]), [[TheExile exiling]] his political opponents and ordering them to [[RunOrDie be hunted down]], increasing taxes on [[DefiantStoneThrow disobedient]] citizens to the point of taxing them out of the house and home, [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals killing all the wildlife]], and pledging to replace all the fountains with Hawaiian Punch.

* ''Literature/TheSalvationWar'': The commander of the sub that [[spoiler: nuked Tel Aviv]] finally wakes up [[spoiler:in Hell]] and is informed of the charges against him: "[[spoiler: Captain Alex Ben-Shoshan, commanding officer of the Israeli Navy Submarine Tekuma.]] You are charged with crimes against humanity, treason against the human race, one hundred and fifty three thousand, six hundred and twenty counts of murder in the first degree and failing to complete your navigation logs."
* [[http://www.lurkmore.com/wiki/Darks Likes: Blood, death, knives, psycos' [sic], pointy objects, Green Day, and... staying up all night.]]
* Wiki/SCPFoundation:
** We have [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-048/ SCP-048]], an SCP slot which was retired from the catalog and no longer assigned due to misfortunes befalling every item it was assigned to. It mentions that personel working with items assigned the number "have had a 50% higher rate of turnover due to death, dismemberment, and disciplinary action."
** [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1954 "Helen Homemaker's Hints for the Harried Housewife"]] is a book which contains instructions that, if followed exactly as written, result in successful meals, birthday parties, or whatever. Those instructions start off as slightly strange, but as a subject continues to read the book and follow the instructions...
--->''the instructions turn into detailed rituals [...] Most of these rituals involve murder, cannibalization, sexual encounters, self mutilation, and canned vegetables.''
* Songun Blog, which is a parody of North Korean propaganda practices claims America is "filled with unemployment, foreclosures, crime, drugs, prostitution, murder and jaywalking."
* Parodied in part one of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5j1jOU8vKg The Claire Floogin Movie]]''.
* There exists a website called [[http://www.kids-in-mind.com/ kids-in-mind.com]] which gives detailed ratings on any possibly objectionable material in films. ''Anything'' that could (ir)rationally be called offensive is listed.
** Take for instance, ''Law-Abiding Citizen,'' a film that scored a 9/10 in violence thanks to people being dismembered, blown up, incinerated, poisoned, suffocated, raped, and stabbed. The icing on the violence cake? ''[[http://www.kids-in-mind.com/l/lawabidingcitizen.htm "Two men eat food using their fingers."]]''
** One of only four examples listed for Sex and Nudity was "A man and his wife kiss in several scenes." possibly not knowing that married couples do that sometimes.
* In ''Roleplay/OpenBlue'', the [[TheFederation Axifloan Coalition]] lists various crimes that various Pirate Lords and ladies are wanted for. While some have pretty serious lists throughout, others... not so much. From v4's Pirate Lord list: Pirate Lady Lucille Prideux's list ends with "Theft in general" while Captain Van Wijk's ends with "Blasphemy" (which is pretty light compared to his other crimes). The real cake takers, however, are Captain Garth, with "Unlicensed operation of a menagerie", and Captain Ingrid, with "Insulting Admiral Flota Vladimir Ilyavich Tokarev, '''HERO OF THE TRIBES'''".

* ''Website/SomethingAwful'':
** ''Website/SomethingAwful'''s [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/game-reviews/jack-thompson-gta.php review]] of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'' in the style of [[MoralGuardians Jack Thompson]] notes a (fake) scene where the player carjacks and stabs a family driving to church, then notes that the in-game vehicles have no turn signals.
** One account on the Website/SomethingAwful forums was permanently banned for the following reasons: 6 bans, 20 probations, constant shitposting, spelling more "moar." (it helps to realize that permabans are generally given for severe or repeat offenses, as punishment for failing some sort of challenge, self-imposed or otherwise, or for being a previously permabanned member.
** On the Website/SomethingAwful forum thread that started Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos someone made this comment:
-->Thanks to this thread I now hate trees, windows, and tall people.
* ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'': [=PPCers=] often start out the chargelist with things like grammar and spelling errors, move on to bigger charges like "disrupting the fabric of reality", and end with things like "having a stupid name", "pissing off PPC agents", etc. An example is Acacia's addendum in [[http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/laughatthemoon.html This Mission]]. Another had a character charged with rape, child abuse, and "having an annoyingly complicated house to navigate".
* From part one of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBLz3GDfgQU Werewolf Prevention Guide]], "You may remember me from such videos as Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, Protecting you and your family from Vampires & Advanced Billiards Tutorial."

* Website/GameFAQs: Many people on Current Events say there is a special place in Hell for child molesters, murderers, and people who upload multi-part files to Rapidshare.

* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's review of top movie villains includes captions listing the various characters' prosecutable crimes. Amid such offenses as "Treason", "Manslaughter", "Conspiracy to Genocide" and the like are occasional mentions of "Littering" (discarding a bone from dinner) or "Animal Cruelty" (squashing bugs).
* Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} is pretty rife with this:
** According to her Wikipedia page, after UsefulNotes/{{Boudica}}'s husband died, his will was ignored. The kingdom was annexed as if conquered, Boudica was flogged and her daughters raped, and Roman financiers called in their loans.
** On the Wikipedia page for sleep deprivation, there's an image that lists the effects, some of which are irritability, cognitive impairment, memory lapses or loss, impaired moral judgement, hallucinations, and severe yawning.
** On the Wikipedia page for the [[ThoseWackyNazis SS]]: "Members of labor organizations and those perceived to be affiliated with groups (religious, political, social and otherwise) that opposed the regime...were rounded up in large numbers; these included clergy of all faiths, [[HollywoodJehovahsWitness Jehovah's Witnesses]], Freemasons, [[DirtyCommunists Communists]], and Rotary Club members."
** On the Wikipedia page for the ''Literature/MalleusMaleficarum'': "The ''Malleus Maleficarum'' accuses witches of infanticide, cannibalism, casting evil spells to harm their enemies, and having the power to steal men’s penises". Granted, some (roughly half) of the population may feel that the last is the most horrific thing ever, but ''still''.
** From Wikipedia's article on ''Bert Is Evil'':
--->"The website featured manipulated images of the puppet consorting with nefarious figures including Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Jerry Springer."
** The video for The Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" inspired this bit on Wikipedia. Everything but the last one kind of works, but chefs...?
--->The video reached #11 on Creator/MuchMusic's 50 Most Controversial Videos for references to zoophilia, sexual lyrics, insulting French people, gay people and chefs.
** From Wikipedia's entry on [[CatsAreMean ailurophobia]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ailurophobia "A noted sufferer was Napoleon Bonaparte. Other sufferers may have included Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, Mussolini, Hitler [and] La Toya Jackson."]]
** The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_words page on buzz words]] says that some of the common misuses of buzz words include thought-control, perjury, and... disguising idle chit-chat as important discussion.
** It [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecate also]] says that the Greek goddess Hecate was associated with magic, witchcraft, necromancy, and... crossroads.
** The Wikipedia page for the game ''Hocus Pocus'' (no relation to [[Film/HocusPocus the movie]]) offers this sentence:
--->''Throughout his journey, Hocus encounters strange and sometimes dangerous creatures, like mummies, bats and Eskimoes.''
** On [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_events_involving_Anonymous#No_Cussing_Club this entry about anonymous,]] it claims that [=McKay=] Hatch recieved, "Hate mail, obscene phone calls, and bogus pizza deliveries."
** The Polish Wikipedia's article on [[https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etienne-Gaspard_Robert Étienne-Gaspard Robert]]:
-->''Robertson's phantasmagorias were meant to terrify the viewers; they included stories about witches preparing for a sabbat, the witches from ''Macbeth'', the temptation of saint Anthony, resurrection of the dead, and patriotic themes.''
** "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Sandusky Gerald Arthur "Jerry" Sandusky]] is an American convicted serial rapist, child molester and retired college football coach."
** The [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010s article]] on Main/TheNewTens begins each paragraph with a major world event of the decade. In order, there was an international recession, there was competition between China and the U.S., information technology progressed, global warming increased, and... superhero films became box office leaders.

* The disclaimer for an (in character) advertisement for ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'' spinoff Virtua [=SOTF=] reads as follows.
---> Side effects include moral, gender, sexuality dissonance, trauma, depression, stress, addiction, nausea, mental affliction, nightmares and ''tiredness''.
* ''WebVideo/TheAmericanAnimeOtaku'' did a review of DeathNote and after showing the clip of the death of Kuro Otoharada while Light Yagami was testing the notebook, the Otaku said, "Excuse me!? No, no, no, no, no. This is gotta be some coincidence. Let's try this again. Let's see. There's... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or... Hugo Chavez or... Kim Jong Il or... Justin Bieber..."
* [[http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/faq.html "Baby's Named A Bad Bad Thing" FAQ]] has tips on naming your child: "Do a Google search for your name ideas. If all you get are porn sites, white supremacist groups, and pictures of ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'', it's a bad name."
* ''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment'''s ''ComicBook/TheJuggernaut (Bitch!)'' gets so angry, that he states what he's going to do to the offending party:
-->'''Juggernaut:''' I'm gonna ''kill'' him, I'm gonna ''rape'' him, I'm gonna ''eat his fucking costume''...
* ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' loves this.
** According to [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18450_7-kama-sutra-sex-tips-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2.html 7 Kama Sutra sex tips that will put you in the hospital]], the "Vow of Painful Heating" requires a man to drink "a mixture of cow urine, cow shit, grass, water, milk, butter and yogurt".
** Also, in the article "7 Reasons the 21st Century Is Making You Miserable," the author illustrates the lack of substance in Internet criticism:
--->I've also been called "asshole" and "cockweasel" and "fuckcamel" and "cuntwaffle" and "shitglutton" and "porksword" and "wangbasket" and "shitwhistle" and "thundercunt" and "fartminge" and "shitflannel" and "knobgoblin" and "boring".
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19973_the-8-creepiest-cases-identity-theft-all-time.html The 8 Creepiest Cases of Identity Theft of All Time]]: [[http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/03/07/michigan-dentist-busted-in-florida-pizza-fraud He was charged with three felonies that could land him in jail for up to 15 years.]] Worse, he got called a "stupid dickhead" by a comedy website.
** In the article on [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17298_6-random-coincidences-that-created-modern-world.html 6 Random Coincidences That Created the Modern World]], they show a series of pictures of things that are "Gavrilo Princip's fault": UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, The Great Depression in Germany, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, [[NukeEm the Hiroshima bombing]], Stalinism, UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar, and hippies.
** And there's a literal case of the trope minus the arson in [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18815_the-5-most-wildly-illegal-court-rulings-in-movie-history.html this article]].
** Number 15 in [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_267_26-great-movies-from-villains-point-view/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage 26 Great Movies from the Villain's Point of View]] reads "Against a team full of murders, rapists and Creator/AdamSandler...".
** Also, [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16785_7-retarded-food-myths-internet-thinks-are-true_p2.html?wa_user1=5&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended this article about food myths]] mocks scaremongerers by saying: "Whoa! Holy shit! We love the way the writer crammed in every scary word they could think of: rape, war, cancer, emphysema, respiratory distress, anemia, constipation, irritability, blindness, Canada."
** "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_19957_8-mind-blowing-realities-our-future-full-old-people_p2.html 8 Mind-Blowing Realities of Our Future Full of Old People]]" describes a likely reaction to a proposed solution to the coming farm labor shortage. "Oh hey, let's import unwhites to do our labor! Why don't we bring back slavery and dial-up Internet service while we're at it?"
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19966_5-inexplicably-creepy-episodes-family-friendly-tv-shows_p2.html 5 Inexplicably Creepy Episodes of Family Friendly TV Shows]]: "Although every show we've mentioned so far was supposed to be family-friendly, they all had something a little unsettling to begin with: ''Tiny Toons'' and ''Family Matters'' had child abandonment; ''The Fresh Prince'' had unseen gang violence; ''Pokémon'' was Japanese."
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20031_6-movies-that-accidentally-recreate-real-mental-illnesses.html 6 Movies That Accidentally Recreate Real Mental Illnesses]]: "The specific details vary, but the basic plot of every werewolf movie involves a person undergoing a painfully gruesome transformation into a giant and/or vaguely humanoid wolf creature, either by the light of a full moon or whenever they goddamned feel like it. Once the transformation is complete, the werewolf will then supermurder everything in the immediate vicinity, rape a bunch of people to death or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking play air guitar and be really good at basketball]]."
** The lead of [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20395_5-heartwarming-accomplishments-by-hardened-prison-inmates.html 5 Heartwarming Accomplishments by Hardened Prison Inmates]] claims that humans are "capable of some pretty terrible stuff, like robbery and murder and [[Music/{{U2}} Bono]]."
** According to [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18850_7-modern-dictators-way-crazier-than-you-thought-possible.html 7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible]], "in a two-hour-long rambling speech at the U.N. that saw the walking out of several delegates and the spontaneous combustion of scores of others, Gaddafi expressed support for Somali pirates, called Barack Obama "my son" and claimed that Israel was responsible for JFK's assassination. At the end of the speech, Gaddafi also added that his people had jet lag."
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-small-fights-that-got-out-hand-quickly 7 Small Fights That Got Out of Hand Quickly]]: "The crowd of surf aficionados tore down street signs, looted shops, and played bongos when no one asked them to."
** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-depressing-unknown-final-chapters-famous-bands_p2/ The 4 Most Depressing Unknown Final Chapters of Famous Bands]] states that Alice Cooper's cd ''Billion Dollar Babies'' "touched on ghastly subjects like necrophilia, sexual harassment, and dentistry".
** Yes, Cracked certainly does enjoy this. "Here's the highlight reel of the game of whack-a-mole life has been playing with John Lyne's body: He very nearly drowned, has been involved in three car accidents, was hit with a live electrical cable, was struck by lightning -- twice -- and was plowed over by a city bus. And when he digs into jelly beans, he keeps finding black ones."
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-people-you-become-after-night-drinking/ The 5 People You Become After a Night of Drinking]], about an angry drunk: "He was demanding to see the owner, picketing up and down the bar, and eating french fries."
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20959_5-absurd-movie-tv-premises-that-actually-happened.html 5 Absurd Movie and TV Premises That Actually Happened]] decided to switch things up, and put the jaywalking in the ''middle'' (insanity!): Nancy, of the show Weeds, is described as having a life increasingly full of "rich, handsome suitors (including the mayor of Tijuana, with whom she lived in a mansion), noisily slurped iced coffees, and an eventual rise to the upper echelon of drug smugglers".
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible-scenes-that-almost-ruin-awesome-movies 5 Terrible Scenes That Almost Ruin Awesome Movies]]: "The 2008 Swedish vampire movie Let the Right One In deals with many serious issues, like self-sacrificing love, bullying, and being Swedish."
** From [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21820_7-promotional-stunts-by-musicians-that-backfired-hilariously.html 7 Promotional Stunts by Musicians That backfired Hilariously]], discussing a band that blocked a major freeway to perform an unannounced, illegal concert: "After the cops mercifully got them to stop playing, the group had an impressive amount of charges levied against them, including resisting or delaying a police officer, unlawful assembly, and being way too old to have the same hairdo as the guy from Workaholics (without a permit)."
** According to [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21730_the-6-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-video-game-design_p2.html The 6 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Video Game Design]], the plot of ''Clock Tower II '': "Alyssa goes to visit her relatives after being released from a mental asylum and finds that one of her cousins is hacked apart, another is now a knife-wielding psychopath, and someone totally touched her stuff while she was away despite her repeatedly telling them not to."
** Cracked videos also use this trope. In [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18244_why-harry-potter-universe-secretly-terrifying.html Why the Harry Potter Universe is Secretly Terrifying]], Swaim says, "We killed Hitler, Hussein, and Houdini!"
* From ''Blog/MarkReadsHarryPotter'' [[http://markreadsharrypotter.buzznet.com/user/journal/7316071/mark-reads-harry-potter-goblet/ Goblet of Fire Chapter 10.]]
--->'''Mark:''' There's also a great deal of commentary on slavery, oppression, privilege, and why Percy is so goddamn annoying.

* [[http://www.reelviews.net/php_review_template.php?identifier=1885 A certain]] ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve'' review:
-->Pretty much every kind of imaginable catastrophe can be found in this film. Earthquakes? Check. Volcanos? Check. Collapsing skyscrapers? Check. Uncontrolled fires? Check. Raining ash? Check. Plane crashes? Check. Capsized ocean liners? Check. Tsunamis? Check. Creator/JohnCusack as an action hero? Check -- say anything, but not that!
* In the online game ''Monster Galaxy'', you can go on a quest to retrieve some compromising photos. They show a man committing various felonies like robbery, but the last photo is one of him jaywalking near a "Don't Cross" sign.
* Recent entries of the Madness series by Krinkels contain easter egg posters with things written on them for those willing to pause the animation and read. In [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/571310 Madness Aborgation]], there's a poster that reads "WANTED: DEAD, "Deimos" Murdurer, Liar, Thief, Conspirator, Traitor, Smoker"
* In [[http://suicidegirls.com/interviews/Dr.+Steel/ an interview with Suicide Girls]], Music/DoctorSteel says that those that have attempted world domination in the past have gone about it in the wrong way. "War, destruction, genocide, mini-malls..."

* Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}'s [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Grim_Reaper article on the Grim Reaper]] says that he "was forced to arrest himself on trumped-up charges of assault, murder, looting, arson and being far more interesting than is the legal limit." May also double as ArsonMurderAndAdmiration.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2OewuN1al8 During a job interview]] which takes place in the middle, of all things, a space invaders review, we get "our company does not discriminate based on race, gender, sexual orientation, enslavement to eldrich abominations, or against the living dead... Bald people need not apply."
* An article for ''Website/TheOnion'' parodying coverage of the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks claimed that [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-would-rather-think-about-911-than-anything,21309/ Americans would rather think about the attacks]] than [[FromBadToWorse any of the dreaful events that followed]]:
-->Phyllis Bennett of San Jose, CA, [...] considered 9/11 a notably less unpleasant topic than the Iraq War, the worldwide financial meltdown, Hurricane Katrina, the nation's debt burden, the deaths of 6,200 U.S. troops, China's rise into a global superpower, the housing market, relentless partisan bickering, millions of job losses, the war in Afghanistan, nuclear proliferation, unchecked climate change, declining household income, swine flu, or [[ConspiracyTheorist the 9/11 Truth movement]].
* ''Website/SFDebris''
** In one of his ''Series/DoctorWho'' reviews, he mentions that the alliance against the Eleventh Doctor included "The Daleks, the Cybermen, and [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks the hordes of angry David Tennant fans]]."
** In his review for ''Voyager''[='s=] episode "Meld", Tuvok needs to simulate something in order to get himself angry. He points out that Tuvok had a wide variety of things that could choose from, including his family being killed, his wife being violated, his planet getting destroyed, or spending a few minutes with [[TheScrappy Neelix]]. He chooses the last one.
* The third season finale of ''Creator/{{David Mitchell|Actor}}'s Soapbox'' featured a run down on the topics covered over the season, ending with
-->''And the of course, the big three -- the subjects it would be a dereliction of my duty not to address on this platform: maintaining the stability of our planet's resources, the urgent need to convince the skeptics of our environmental peril, and the imperative never to go "woo" at a sandwich.''

* Subverted in one episode of ''[[Creator/AndrewKlavan Andrew Klavan On the Culture]]'' when he was discussing about how "the road to hell is paved with good intentions".
-->'''Klavan:''' Shouldn't it be paved with bad intentions, or flaming bricks, or copies of the New York Times, or maybe the steaming entrails of Communists and Nazis?
* On Wiki/RationalWiki's article on [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Phyllis_Schlafly Phyllis Schafly]]:
-->"[...]The passage of ERA, she declared, would mean Government-funded abortions, homosexual schoolteachers, women "forced" into military combat, men refusing to support their wives, and [[FelonyMisdemeanor unisex bathrooms]]."
* ''Literature/SkippysList'' has examples:
-->106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD's.
* From Creator/BaratsAndBereta's "Mattress Sale!" episode:
-->'''Barats:''' Cuz Monday I go to jail: For Tax Evasion! Child Pornography! And Jaywalking!
* During the "NotSafeForWork" warning in LetsPlay/ChipCheezum's [[Manga/MadBull34 Bad Anime #2]] video:
-->'''Chip Cheezum''': "...[T]o give you examples of what's in this show is: Murder, sex, attempted rape, lots of nude prostitutes, more murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, killing, murder, a man gets his neck shot ''so many times his head falls off'', a man gets his head torn off by a subway car moving in the opposite direction, '''BROOKLYN ACCENTS!'''

* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''
** He spoofed an odd scene in the ''[[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]] and [[WesternAnimation/SheRaPrincessOfPower She-Ra]] ChristmasSpecial'' where Skeletor used his [[MagicWand magic staff]] to make parkas for two kids he kidnapped.
--->'''Critic:''' My wand can do anything! It can kill people, destroy cities, [[GorgeousGarmentGeneration and make]] fashionable [[PrettyInMink fur coats]]!
** In his "Top 11 Saddest Moments" video, when talking about Thomas J. Sennett's funeral from ''Film/MyGirl'', he has this to say about Anna's situation at that point:
--->'''Critic:''' Not only is her only friend in the entire world dead, but she's the one that knocked down the beehive that caused him to get stung to death, it's because of her mood ring that Culkin went back, her dad is the undertaker of Culkin's body, the funeral is held at HER house and she finds out the teacher she had a crush on is getting married ON THE EXACT SAME DAY.

* [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/1526-gnn-mad-hatter GNN's Lori Prince Live]] does an interview with the Mad Hatter and March Hare who are for the legalization of drugs. When stating they simple hold "harmless tea parties" anonymous insider 'Ms. A' issues the following statement: "What these two call harmess tea parties are nothing more than backyard, drug fueled, interspecies-orgies, where underage drinking and smoking go hand in hand amid psychedelic acid tripping and improper use of the condiment, mustard, all delivered in haze of smoke that would make Creator/CheechAndChong pass out from overload." Hatter promptly takes offense to this stating that it was not mustard, but lemon zest.
* The first [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/vgcon/27139-solid-snake VideoGameConfessions]] featuring VideoGame/MetalGear's Solid Snake combines this with CrossesTheLineTwice whilst uncovering the origins of Snake's box: the box he is, in fact, a 'security blanket,' that he has carried around since, at age 5, he hid it while witnessing the murder of his parents. After his parents were killed, the killer proceeded to tap dance on the corpses, use them perform ''Series/TheMuppetShow'''s "Pigs In Space" Routine (with Snake's father playing Miss Piggy and his mother as one of the male pigs), disembowel them and play "Under the Sea" on their rib cages, before finally mixing then in a blender with his own urine as a drink. The final insult: stealing the change from Snake's piggy bank. [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/vgcon/27380-ssfollow Later on]], however, Dominic discovered that Snake was, in fact a clone, and the box was [[CargoShip alive]].

* {{WebVideo/Jreg}} {{subverted}} this trope in The Political Compass Rap wherein the extremes of the Political Compass are represented by a Soviet Communist, a Neo-Nazi, an Antifa thug and a sleazy businessman respectively but Ancap begins his introduction ordering child prostitutes.
* [[http://www.jewornotjew.com/ Jew or Not Jew]] is a website that rates famous people based on how Jewish (or not Jewish) they are, with the highest possible score being fifteen and the lowest being zero. As of this edit, there are only three people with a score of zero: UsefulNotes/JosefStalin, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, and Creator/MelGibson.
* From the ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', we get these examples:
** In Petz Horse Club, Danny and Arin have some interesting complaints about Carla VanGuiness...
--->'''Danny:''' She killed a guy, she likes cheese, she eats all her sandwiches one ingredient at a time.
--->'''Arin:''' She cuts people at Starbucks.
--->'''Danny:''' She hits dogs with other dogs, she eats cats, she juggles hamsters... I mean, after all, she tears down houses, she eats Lamborghinis.
--->'''Arin:''' She shits rainbows.
--->'''Danny:''' Carla: she's purple, she doesn't like the smurfs, she swims funny.
--->'''Arin:''' She's not a fan of the fourth Chipmunks movie.
** In Sonic '06 Part 9, after Arin makes a [[BlackComedy rape joke]] and justifies it with "it's only a joke":
--->'''Jon:''' Yeah, it's just a joke! [[SoWasX So was Hiroshima, huh? So was Nagasaki, huh?!]] [[TakeThat So was when we elected]] [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush George Bush... Junior]] into office, huh?
** Also in their ''Dead Space 3'' video:
--->'''Jon:''' You should just go to Hell and die.\\
'''Arin:''' We're already there Jon. We're already there. [[ItMakesSenseInContext There's men with baby heads. There's a drill going "ktiky-tiky-tiky-tiky". There's an on screen menu telling you what to do!]] This is Hell, Jon.
** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJifVqZAfZQ#t=6m49s Sonic '06]]'' #45:
--->'''Jon:''' You died in a fucking shallow pond, you piece of shit, you imbecile, you USELESS PIECE OF FUCKING--'''''OATS!!'''''\\
'''Arin:''' Did you just-- "oats"???\\
'''Jon:''' I fuckin' went there, dude, I'm really sorry. I know your family is multi-grain....
* Occurs in a ''WebVideo/SomeJerkWithACamera'' review. And naturally, only the Jaywalking one has anyone acting outraged.
-->'''Some Jerk with a Camera:''' No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]]. And [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG Biggie]]. And [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]]. And [[{{Series/Dallas}} J.R. Ewing]]. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper. And the Zodiac Killer. And [[Film/TheUsualSuspects Keyser Söze]]. And the undercover cop in ''Film/ReservoirDogs''. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled ''Series/{{Firefly}}''! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring [[Series/FamilyMatters Urkel]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext back from the dead]].
* From LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys[='=] first ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' video:
--> '''Jon:''' We set the man out to drown in the ocean, and then you threw a bomb at him[[note]]a reference to the minigames "Shy Guy Says" and "Hot Bob-Omb", respectively[[/note]].\\
'''Chugga:''' And stole all his money.
* WebVideo/ObscurusLupa:
** In her series of ''Series/{{Charmed|1998}}'' reviews, she likes to talk about how the Charmed Ones [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation are actually evil]]. In one video, she points out that Piper has raised a son who kills someone while he's still a baby, grows up to become the evil ruler of the world, and "looks hilariously like a member of Music/{{Nickelback}}".
** In another video, she plays a clip of Phoebe claiming that something is her worst idea ever. Lupa points out that some of her previous bad ideas make this one pale in comparison, like choosing to become [[FaceHeelTurn the evil Queen of the Underworld]], and also wearing that [[WhatTheHellCostumingDepartment stupid-looking flamenco shirt with the detached sleeves]].
* ''Roleplay/YouHaveBecomeYourAvatar'': Upon waking up in the Trauma Inn, Xion!bRaH said, "This isn't my body, this isn't my house, and it's too early to wake up!"

* WebVideo/MrRepzion once made a Q&A video titled "Paganism, Sex Scandals, and Feet". [[note]] Respectively referring to questions regarding his opinion on paganism, the then-recent Website/YouTube sex scandals, and whether his toes had ran away from his feet. The 3rd one MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext. [[/note]]

* On Website/YouTube, user [=GrapplingIgnorance=] mentions in his video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njk6HLDnmkU here]] that he has chosen not to have kids. He admits that it might deny humanity a great mind like a future Einstein, "By not reproducing I've also potentially prevented creating another Hitler, Osama Bin Laden or Justin Bieber."
* ''Podcast/TheJohnDredgeNothingToDoWithAnythingShow'' has a parody of the Series/AreYouBeingServed theme song based on [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Dante's Circles of Hell]], which ends with this:
--> '''Lift girl''': Eighth circle: Fraudsters, thieves and fundamentalists, hypocrites, astrologers and comedy impressionists. Going down... Ninth circle: Satan, treachery and pants.
* [[http://hearts-rogue.tumblr.com/post/163557955671/the-difference-between-anti-and-dark This]] tumblr post contains the trigger warnings for abuse, blood and bad art.
* [[http://thumbpress.com/wicked-disney-villains/ This article]], titled "The 30 Wickedest Villains by Creator/{{Disney}}", lists [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Cruella DeVil]]'s crimes as "Dangerous Driving, Theft, Cruelty to Animals, Puppy Killing, Smoking in an enclosed Public area".
* WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy explains why he and his ex-wife got divorced:
-->'''Danny''': My wife was fuckin' everybody in Bismarck.
-->'''Interviewer''': Is that why you two got a divorce back in 1999?
-->'''Danny''': That, and her spaghetti sucked dick.
* On Website/TheBestPageInTheUniverse, in [[http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dancing_man this post]]: "People don't need to be coddled. Humanity has survived holocausts, wars, natural disasters, plagues and reality television."
* Fanfic/FarceOfTheThreeKingdoms points this out early on, with the terrible omens from heaven including a giant snake monster, earthquakes...and transgender chickens. The last of which is the biggest problem.

* ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'': In their review of ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'', Jay lists modern problems in society: "Crime, poverty, Andy Dick and terrorism."

* Brian David Gilbert's "Five C's" of good management in the ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4CxTTFDfA episode]] of ''WebVideo/{{Unraveled}}'':
-->''Clear Vision'' (Sets goals, Shows how to reach those goals, Believes in the work they're doing)\\
''Consistent Feedback'' (Gives honest comments about work, Explains when an employee makes a mistake, Tells employees when they are doing well)\\
''Cherishes Employees'' (Values employee perspectives, Understands employee needs, Cares about employee wellbeing)\\
''Compassionate Leadership'' (High emotional intelligence, Honest, trusts employees, Respectful, and worthy of respect)\\
''Can Go To Town On A Motherfucker'' (Dang, this boss can really give a dude the business)
* ''WebOriginal/EdeValley'': Quoted nearly word for word in "To Judge a Book." The police want to arrest local biker hooligan Lilith for "arson, destruction of government property, and jaywalking."
* ''WebVideo/AdultWednesdayAddams'': After talking about sleeping in a coffin and communing with her dead grandmother, Wednesday asks her potential roommates if they compost.
* A good number of template-based memes follow a 4-step format of "arson, murder, jaywalking, and larceny". One of the most well-known examples of this is this [[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1362791-%D0%B4%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B3 meme]].
* ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' does this at the end of their ''Film/BatmanBegins'' trailer, which takes off from Ra's speech to Bruce Wayne about the League of Shadows' [[HistoricalRapSheet influence on the course of history]]:
-->'''Ra's al Ghul:''' We sacked Rome, loaded trade ships with plague rats, burned London to the ground...\\
'''Epic Voice Guy:''' ...cancelled ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', made ''Film/{{Crash}}'' win [[UsefulNotes/AcademyAward Best Picture]], discovered Music/JustinBieber, made Harambe a meme...
* This verse from the [[WebVideo/AutoTuneTheNews Songify the News]] / Music/WeirdAlYankovic take on the first 2020 presidential debate, "WE'RE ALL DOOMED":
-->Exploding trees, COVID-19, hurricanes with names past the letter "Z"
-->Conspiracy theories about vaccines, murder hornets coming from across the sea
-->Too many memes about WorldWarIII, can't tell what's hell or reality
-->Earthquakes ruining my whole week 'cause I dropped my keys in the crack between the cupholder and my car seat
* ''WebVideo/DreamMachine'': In episode 1.04, ''[[https://youtu.be/lNl2qhc6RuA The Opposite of People]]'', Leah complains about having to write around guest actors’ “schedules,” “their vertigo,” and “their no-nudity clauses.”
* ''WebVideo/StacheBros'': In "Night Of The Living Goomba", when Mario and Luigi come across a pile of dead Goombas:
-->'''Luigi:''' What we are seeing here is quite possibly the worst thing ever! Look what we have done! Forget about killing a lot of Goombas, we've killed hundreds! Thousands!! Millions!!! TENS!!!\\
'''Mario:''' Um, counting doesn't work that way, but I know!
* ''WebVideo/AceAttorneyAccordingToAnAI'': In #5, Gumshield(who's apparently supposed to be Dick Gumsh''oe'') lists the charges against Phoenix Wright.
-->'''Gumshield''': We immediately arrested Mr. Wright for murder, death and treason to [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneySpiritOfJustice the Kingdom of Khura'in]], as well as having an unauthorized relationship with a spirit channel.
* The memetic usage of [[Series/{{Community}} Britta Perry]]'s declaration that she can "excuse racism" but that she "draws the line at animal cruelty" often follows the format of "I can excuse arson and murder but I draw the line at jaywalking". The original scene doesn't quite quality, as animal cruelty isn't exactly "jaywalking".

* [[http://xninjared.deviantart.com/art/Alan-Wake-Meme-197192094 This Meme]] has the main character reading up the demands of the kidnapper, but the thing that bothers him the most is the spelling errors.