I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
So, we're up against Cagnazzo, huh? What's your strategy, boss?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
A horde of wild chocobos appears! Formation?
Send in the Ninja/monks!
Oh look, a level flooded with Kool-Aid! Yummety yum yum! But wait... Lava Is Kool Aid, right? Better savestate. *State 0 saved* Okay, tasty swimming time! *jumps in*
Ninja'd: It's not Kool-Aid, it's DEATH WATER!
1) "Mew appeared!"
Hmm... "Metapod, go!"
2) Oh look, I'm winning Mariokart- oh no, wait, is that a red shell I hear behind me? And a Bullet Bill? You know, I can't be arsed to dive out of the way right now... it'll be fine...
edited 8th Feb '10 3:37:02 PM by Headfullofimaginary
What the Cluster F-Bomb? Is that Blue Shell aiming for me, even though I got knocked back to third since it was launched?! Screw that! Super Star GO! Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-- *drifts right toward the Gravity Barrier*
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Wark! <Sorry that I don't have enough gil for this Silence book. Hope you don't mind if I just take it!>
(DEATH appears and attacks Chocobo)
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
gtfo Steve
I don't feel like wasting ammo on Wesker. I think I'll just try to knife him to death instead!
Bastard's immune to knives. So much for a knife-only run...
be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
(plays Lemon Demon's "Knife Fight" for Tofu's sake)
Okay, so Claude's got a Funny Sword, Rena has Wooden Claws, Celine has her Wooden Staff and a Fireball spell, and Ashton has his Twin Blades equipped. Who's our opponent?
"Some guy named 'Indalecio'".
Heh...no problem!
(uses Magnifying Glass)
INDALECIO
HP: 1500000/1500000
edited 11th Feb '10 2:49:56 PM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Not here, look elsewhere
HEROISM!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Hey, who's that shadow sitting by the fireplace? Sir? Sir! *Pokes.* Oh, Crap!...
- Also -
You know what? I'm the hell outta here *opens front door*.
edited 12th Feb '10 8:42:06 AM by CoyoticEvil
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
You call that a knife, Birkin? THIS, is a knife!
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
edited 12th Feb '10 3:04:22 PM by Charlatan
Run For The Hills on Expert mode? Sure, bring it on!
gtfo Steve
OH SHIT ZOMBIE WITH GRENADES ALL OVER HIM! Meh, shooting him probably wouldn't do anything...
be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
The Shadows Devour You.
Clutch pedal = sidestep
Whoa. This machinegun is awesome!
edited 14th Feb '10 2:41:20 PM by Barcode711
Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
You stand face-to-face with Gades, God of Destruction!
"I'm not scared of you! Take this!"
Jeros used TACKLE!
...it's not very effective...
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I'll use the Kokiri's Sword to defeat Ganon!
Dear TV Tropes Forums... I'm sorry for leaving you for Gaia. Now I left Gaia and have an affair with Tumblr. Love, me.
The Shadows Devour You.
edited 14th Feb '10 5:27:13 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Paintinator? I can take on Metal Gear Rex without it! Look, an incredibly obvious Creature Brain totally surrounded by Spikes of Doom! Kaizo-class jumping skills can nail that, easy!
I'll take you all on while I am standing on this burning car!