Okay, I'll try at this.
Prince Rurik: Die, beast! You don't belong in Ascalon!
Bonfaaz Burntfur: It was not by my hand that the Searing came about.. Oh wait, it was! HAH! I was capable of coming here because of MY GODS THE TITANS who I pay tribute to!
Rurik: "Titans?" They are no gods! They just set things on fire!
Bonfaaz: Perhaps the same can be said of all religions.
Rurik: Your words are as empty as your soul. Ascalons ill need beasts such as you!
Bonfaaz: WHAT IS AN ASCALON?!? *Diessa Chalice toss* A miserable little pile of skill sets!
Bonfaaz: But enough talk- Have at you!
edited Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:45:39 by Matrix
Yes, I'm better than you
Ahem... If I can indulge my smarkier side for a moment...
Jeff Hardy: Job, monster! You don't belong as WWE Champion!
HHH: It is not by my hand that I am once again given gold! I was brought here by bookers, who wish to make me a star!
Hardy: A star? You steal men's spotlights and make them your jobbers!
HHH: Perhaps the same could be said of all Mc Mahon family members...
Hardy: Your words are as empty as your soul! The fans ill need a champion such as you!
HHH: What is a fan?! *water bottle toss* A miserable pile of chants! But enough talk! Time to play The Game!
edited Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:45:54 by HeartBurnKid
- Kirby: Die, mutant! You don't belong in this world!
- Marx Soul: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by Batamon, who wished to pay me tribute!
- Kirby: Tribute?! You steal Dreamlander's food, and leave them to starve!
- Marx Soul: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
- Kirby: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
- Marx Soul: What is a Batamon?! A miserable little pile of fluff! But enough talk. Have at you!!
{Marx Soul battle goes here.}
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OK;
Pen Knife: Die, monster! You don't belong on this box!
Packing Tape: It was not by my hand that I am once again given a surface to stick to!
Packing Tape: I was placed here on BOXES, who wished to pay ME tribute!
Pen Knife: "Tribute"?! You seal boxes shut, and make them your slaves!
Packing Tape: Perhaps the same could be said of all sealants.
Pen Knife: Your words are as empty as your soul. Storage ill needs a savior such as you.
Packing Tape: WHAT IS A BOX?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little pile of fibreboard wrapped around secrets!
Packing Tape: But enough talk—have at you!!
edited Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:00:49 by Bisected8
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<United As One Divided By Zero> My 18th birthday marked the final season finale of Stargate Atlantis
<United As One Divided By Zero> which was a good birthday present
<United As One Divided By Zero> DIE UNNECESSARY SPINOFF
<United As One Divided By Zero> DIE
<Haven> stargate atlansit is over?/ man i am out of circulation
<GMH> DIE UNNECESSARY SPINOFF
<x0_000> but it gave birth, to STARGATE... UNIVERSE
<GMH> YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS CANON
<GMH> But it was not by MY HAND that I am once again given plot!
<GMH> I was called here by WRITERS, who wished to pay ME tribute!
<Haven> you're firing it out of canon, gmh?
<GMH> TRIBUTE?! YOU STEAL FANS' CONTINUITY, AND MAKE THEM YOUR BITCHES!
<GMH> Perhaps the same could be said of all stories.
<GMH> YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR RELEVANCE.
<Haven> aw boo :( i only care about stargate tertiarily, as like,
<United As One Divided By Zero> FUCK YOU STARGATE VOYAGER
* Makoryu is now known as Makoryu[Hhhhh]
<United As One Divided By Zero> * STARGATE UNIVERSE
<United As One Divided By Zero> MY BAD
<GMH> THIS SERIES ILL NEEDS A PLOT ARC SUCH AS YOU.
<United As One Divided By Zero> SORRY I GET SERIES WITH IDENTICAL PREMISES THAT ARE BOTH SHITTY CONFUSED SOMETIMES
<GMH> WHAT IS A STORY?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF EVENTS!!! BUT ENOUGH TALK...HAVE AT YOU!!
Kirby: Dedede!
Dedede: Dah, Kirbeh! You don't belawng in mah castle!
Kirby: ???
Dedede: It is nawt bah mah hand that Ah am again given food!
Dedede: Ah was cawlled here bah Wawdle Dees, who wished to pay ME tribute!
Kirby: Ooooh. *eats a Maxim Tomato*
Dedede: "Maxim Tomato!?" You steal mah food, and make it your health!
Kirby: Dedede!
Dedede: Perhaps the same can be said at all of our meetings.
Kirby: Uwaaao?
Dedede: Your words are as empty as your stomach. Popstar ill needs a vigilante such as you.
Kirby: Me! :D
Dedede: But what is Popstar? *chicken drumstick toss* A miserable little pile of food!
Dedede: But enough words. Have at you!
Let's see how retro I can go with this post...
Mario: Die, Bowser! You do not belong in this world! Bowser: It was not by my hands that I was once again given a shell. I was called here by Koopas, who wish to pay me Tribute. Mario: Tribute? You kidnap princesses and do other nasty things! Bowser: Perhaps the same could be said for all large green turtles. Mario: Your words are as empty as your head. Koopakind has ill need for a boss character like you! Bowser: What is a boss?!? *Tosses an axe* A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk-have at you!!
Pac-Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Ghost: It was not by my sprite that I was once again given color! Ghost: I was called here by the system, who wishes to pay me some fruit! Pac-Man: Fruit?! You steal my lives and make them your slaves! Ghost: Perhaps the same could be said for all fruit-eaters. Pac-Man: Your words are as empty as your...self. Pac-Kind ill needs a ghost such as yourself. Ghost: What is a Pac? No seriously, what the heck are you? But enough talk! Have at you!
Pong Bar: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! Pong Ball: It was not by my collision detection algorithm that I am once again given pixels. I was called here by humans, who wish to play a tribute. Pong Bar: Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Pong Ball: Perhaps the same could be said of all video games. Pong Bar: Your words are as empty as your Int Main() function. Pongkind ill needs a savior such as you. Pong Ball: What is a pong? Some kind of sports game? but enough talk-have at you!
Quite frankly, I think this is hard to do without some prompting. It's really a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Such as this: http://taleotc.com/forum/index.php/topic,811.0.html
My post here: http://taleotc.com/forum/index.php/topic,811.msg13333.html#msg13333
Die, monster! You don't belong in this level! But it was not by my speed that I am once again given presence. I was called here by STUDIO PIXEL, who wished to give ME something to chew on!
Chew on? You steal players' lives, and ruin their sanities!
Perhaps the same could be said of all platforming challenges.
Your words are as empty as your meaning. This game ill needs an obstacle such as you.
WHAT IS AN OBSTACLE? A MISERABLE PILE OF HITBOX DETECTION! BUT ENOUGH TALK—HAVE AT YOU!!!
I was inspired to do this in the middle of the night, when I couldn't fall asleep.
Yotsuba: "Go away, Yanda! You don't belong in this house!"
Yanda: "It's not my fault my check only comes once a month. Besides, I'm your dad's friend."
Yotsuba: "Friend?! You steal our hot water and use it for your ramen!"
Yanda: "Perhaps the same can be said for Jumbo."
Yotsuba: "Your words are as empty as your wallet! Daddy ill needs a friend like you!"
Yanda: "Who is your dad?! A silly translator man!" **tosses down a piece of candy and waits for Yotsuba to get distracted by it, then smiles evilly** "But enough of this!" **tosses a water balloon at Yotsuba** "Have at you!!"
EDIT: I need to learn how to make it so that hitting enter won't just result in them all being clumped together.
edited Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:14:58 by Starbound2
double backslash.
Edit: it does this.
Edit again: Just make sure you re-type backslashes if you ever edit your post. Each posting eats one in every pair.
edited Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:48:07 by GlennMagusHarvey
The Good Troper
A Double Backslash.
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That's one I could actually see happening in Yotsuba&!, if Azuma was given to referencing video games/Internet memes for no reason. 
Edit: I particularly liked "Perhaps the same could be said for Jumbo."
edited Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:53:26 by Lull The Conqueror
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Princess: Die, flower! You don't belong in this world! Flower: It is not by my petals that I am once again given life! Flower: I was called here by PLAYERS, who wished to guide ME to the end of the game! Princess: "The end of the game!?" You provide people with Nightmare Fuel Unleaded, and make them experience a Downer Ending! Flower: Perhaps the same could be said of all games. Princess: Your words are as empty as your soul. My realm ill needs a saviour such as you. Flower: WHAT IS A REALM?!? *jump* A miserable little pile of levels! Flower: But enough talk—have at you! ... ... Oh... I uh.. can't move.. uh... oh... shit... uh... oh.. oh no... no! no, no! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHAGHAHGHAHANnnghhfjmmf- Princess: *burp*
edited Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:30:16 by FastEddie
Mewtwo: Die, human! You don't belong in this cave! Red: It was not by my hand that I am once again given a Pokedex!
Red: I was called here by PROFESSER OAK, who wished to give ME a job!
Mewtwo: "Job"?! You steal Pokemon's lives, and make them your slaves!
Red: Perhaps the same could be said of all societies.
Mewtwo: Your words are as empty as your purpose. Kanto ill needs a trainer such as you.
Red: WHAT IS A POKEMON?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little pile of fighting!
Red: But enough talk—have at you!!
edited Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:24:13 by Ekul
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Roleplayer: Die, die! You don't belong in this world!
100-sided Die: It was not by my hand that I am given flesh!
Die: I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to use ME to role percentiles and predict random events!
Roleplayer: "Random events"?! You steal 2d10's purpose, and make them your slaves!
Die: Perhaps the same could be said of all random number generators?
Roleplayer: Your words are as mad as your shape. Geeks ill need a savior such as you.
Die: WHAT IS A Tabletop RPG?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little pile of numbers!
Die: But enough talk—have at you!!\\
edited Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:57:24 by Bisected8
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has left the forum...
I don't know who the second character should be for his one, so i'll just keep Richter.
Richter: Die, monster! You don't belong on this internet!
TV Tropes: It was not by my hand that I am once again uploaded to this series of tubes! I was called here by TROPERS, who wished to write ME example lists!
Richter: "Examples"?! You ruin men's lives, and make them your contributors!
TV Tropes: Perhaps the same could be said of all websites.
Richter: Your words are as meaningless as the descriptions for subjective pages. The people of the internet ill need a wiki such as you.
TV Tropes: WHAT IS AN INTERNET USER?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little meme-spouting otaku! But enough talk — have at you!!
edited Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:29:15 by Number 87
can't think of anything witty enough for my sig line
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Ri-chan: Go away, meany! You give me the heebie-jeebies!
Dracurin: It's not my fault I now have cat-ears!
Dracurin: They were given to me by an otaku, who wished to make me cute!
Ri-chan: "Cute"?! You steal men's souls and make them into drooling idiots!
Dracurin: Perhaps the same could be said of all cuties!
Ri-chan: Your words are as silly as your face! Geeks don't need a moeblob such as you.
Dracurin: What is a geek? *puffs up cheeks* A miserable guy who ain't getting any!
Dracurin: But enough talk, go team Dracurin!
Ri-chan: In the name of the moe, I will punish you!
@_@
edited Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:35:04 by Fawriel
"Ri-chan: In the name of the moe, I will punish you!"
Oh great, you're reminding me of the nickname I once used in Go Cross Campus, wherein I displayed a somewhat strange choice between Sailor Saturn and Dracula.
Then again, my behavior on that site has also implied that I like Idaho, and that I know the Hotel Mario intro script by heart. So, it's not like anything I do there makes sense, other than playing the games.
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Jack Thompson: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Judge: It was not by my hand that I was sent all this images of women's flesh!
Judge: You were called here by THE BAR, who wished for ME to punish you!
Jack Thompson: "Punish"?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Judge: *sigh* Perhaps you should read the guidelines on insulting people on matters of religion.
Jack Thompson: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Judge: GET A HOLD ON YOURSELF MAN?!? *gavel slam* Well I suppose that your instability is no secret!
Judge: But enough talk I'm disbarring you!!\\
"Recuse yourself, judge! You have no place in these proceedings!"
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given this position of authority. I was elected here by citizens, who wished for me to fill this seat!"
"Citizens?! You steal people's votes, and make them your pawns!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all elected officials."
"Your words are as empty as your ethics. Our city ill needs a judge such as you!"
"What is a city?! A miserable little pile of people in a cramped space! But enough talk...have at you!"
Optimus Prime: Die, tyrant! This world doesn't belong to you!
Megatron: It is not by my hand that I am once again given life! I was called here by the Decepticons, who wish to pay me tribute!
Optimus: "Tribute"?! You warp Transformers's programming, and make them your slaves!
Megatron: Perhaps the same could be said of all leaders.
Optimus: Your words are as twisted as your spark. The Transformers ill need a leader such as you!
Megatron: What is a Transformer? *Energon cube toss* A miserable pile of modes! But enough talk... Prepare for oblivion!
edited Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:22:42 by Scrounge
@: Die, Rodney! You don't belong in the Mazes of Menace!
Wizard of Yendor: It is not by my hand that I am once again given an ASCII symbol! I was called here by the Dev Team, who wished for the game to be more challenging!
@: Challenging? You steal the Amulet of Yendor, and frustrate the hell out of players! Seriously, those clones are really annoying! And it's not like the game isn't hard enough as it is!
Wizard of Yendor: Perhaps the same could be said of all Roguelikes.
@: Your words are as empty as Fort Ludios! I swear, it was like that when I got there! Hackers ill need a recurring boss such as you!
Wizard of Yendor: WHAT IS A HACKER? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF YASDs! *casts Double Trouble*
Both Wizards of Yendor: But enough talk - have at you!
Yeah, I realize Rodney is an @ too. But I needed to differentiate him from the player.
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Suzaku: Die, Zero! You don't belong in this world!
Lelouch: It was not by my hand that I am once again given Geass!
Lelouch: I was called here by BLACK KNIGHTS, who wished to give ME world peace!
Suzaku: "World peace"?! You clear men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Lelouch: Perhaps the same could be said of Britannia.
Suzaku: Your methods are as empty as your soul. Japan ill needs a savior such as you.
Lelouch: WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?!? *removes contacts* A miserable fight for existence!
Lelouch: But enough talk—LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA COMMANDS YOU!!
edited Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:55:35 by Ekul
ILLINOIS SENATE SEAT CONTROVERSY, ROUND TWO! FIGHT!
Reid: Leave, legislator, you don't belong in this Chamber!
Burris: It was not by MY hand that I was given this position. I was appointed to this Senate seat by ROD BLAGOJEVICH, who wished to make ME a Senator!
Reid: Appointment?! He steals politicians' careers, and makes them his pawns!!
Burris: Perhaps the same could be said of all government post appointers.
Reid: Your qualifications are as empty as your ethics! The people of Illinois ill need a Senator such as you.
Burris: WHAT IS A SENATOR? A miserable little pile of campaign efforts! But enough talk! Have at you!
On the heels of the Make Your Own AYBABTU, why not this meme from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night? (Just remember, you can use two backslashes at the end of your lines to make line breaks.)
Here's the original:
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh!
Dracula: I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to pay ME tribute!
Richter: "Tribute"?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Dracula: WHAT IS A MAN?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little pile of secrets!
Dracula: But enough talk—have at you!!
Duplicate/parody as much or as little as you wish.
Here are some of mine: Patrick Fitzgerald: Leave, governor! You don't belong in this office!
Rod Blagoyevich: It was not by MY hand that I am once again given office! I was elected here by CONSTITUENTS, who wished to pay ME a salary!
Pat Fitz: Salary?! You embezzle people's money, and make them your pawns!
Blago: Perhaps the same could be said of all politicians.
Pat Fitz: Your words are as empty as your ethics! The people of Illinois ill (no pun intended) need a governor such as you!
Blago: What is a Senate seat? A f***in' big deal of political clout!
Blago: But enough talk...have at you!
Captain: Die, CATS! Our base are not belong to you!
CATS: It was not by MY hand that I am once again given prominence! I was called here by GEEKS, who wished to pay ME tribute!
Captain: TRIBUTE? You destroy internet denizens' sanity, and make them your meme-spreading viruses!
CATS: Perhaps the same could be said of all internet memes.
Captain: Your narm is as empty as your meaning. The internet ill needs a meme such as you!
CATS: WHAT IS THE INTERNET?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF INFORMATION TRANSFERS!
CATS: But enough talk...HAVE AT YOUR ZIGS!