The weapon name game!

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The Ubiquithulhousantiyarlaphotep

edited 16th Jul '16 7:29:12 AM by Mhazard

A cheap, small geist gun constructed from brass and iron, and which houses the essence of a relatively minor and unimportant eldritch deity which spent milleniums creating life.

Shattered Union

A BFG PAINTED LIKE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, WHICH SHATTERS ITS TARGET FIFTH-DIMENSIONALLY LEAVING SHARDS OF THEIR BEING ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE

PRIMAL STRIFE

edited 17th Jul '16 7:47:25 PM by kingTARDIS

a set of massive claws coated in an unknown substance. anyone struck by the claws will breake into a deranged frenzy, attacking anything that moves.

Heaven's Star

A KILL SAT. PERIOD

THE END

The ultimate weapon, created by sufficiently advanced humans near the end of the universe with one purpose: to effectively destroy the universe. Past, present, and future are crushed into a singularity. Time becomes meaningless, space is warped beyond all recognition, matter is transmuted into energy and then rendered nonexistent, Cats and dogs live together, and then finally the universe ceases to exist.

It only has one charge, because one is all you'll need.

Sharkzooka

edited 17th Jul '16 8:38:07 PM by Avenuewriter

A rocket launcher capable of firing unusual ammunition: Shark-tipped rockets! The warhead contains a miniaturized Great White Shark. With a proximity or timed fuse, the shark is returned to its normal size and crush/devour the target. Extremely useful against small water crafts, moderately effective against land targets, and useless against anything airborne.

Twelve-pounder

An absurdly heavy belt fed automatic 12 gauge shotgun.

The Retributor

A ceremonial scale of justice that takes shape to fit whatever equal punishment the perpetrator deserves.

The Booper Dooper

A rubber-coated warhammer. The head takes the shape of two spheres attached to an octagonal prism. Don't let the rubber coating fool you — this hammer's head was forged from depleted uranium, and was perhaps never meant to be lifted by humans.

Starlight

edited 18th Jul '16 11:56:30 PM by OmegaShadowcry

A plasma based weapon that utilizes miniaturized suns as its ammunition.

Time's Arrow

Arrowheads made of clocks.

The Luftwaffle

edited 19th Jul '16 3:54:49 AM by Mhazard

A captured Fw-190 D apparently flown by a Belgian pilot, hence the nickname. The tail is decorated with an ace-of-spades decal, and the airframe is inscribed with over three dozen tally marks. The armament is standard and the cockpit is nothing unusual. However, the engine of the aircraft is much more powerful than standard, giving it increased acceleration and top speed, especially at high altitudes. The airframe also received significant strengthening to cope with the increased dive speed. The result is an aircraft that, while cumbersome to maneuver, is incredibly effective with diving attacks and can absorb great amount of damage.

The "Goddamit, Sir"

edited 19th Jul '16 10:29:56 AM by ArmoredFury

A simple, old-fashioned pistol. When you've got a Complete Monster cornered, this weapon is the perfect way to deliver a Boom, Headshot!.

DIE!

A small dagger. One cut is certain death.

It That Betrays

A magic-infused knife that instantly magnetizes itself to somebody's spine. If it doesn't find a victim, it will stab the owner to death.

The Enlightened and the Elect

A weapon which draws out Exotic Matter and infects the world.

The Detective Prince

A +2 rapier shapeshifted into something innocuous. However, whatever it's enchanted to look like always has an engraving of it's true form on it somewhere, that can be spotted with a successful intelligence(investigation) check

Red Cherry Blossom Rage

edited 26th Jul '16 10:13:47 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder

A portable minigun which blasts hundreds of small red spheres.

Some say it was invented by a man who visited Gensokyo.

Not So Ronery

A gun that can clone a person only once. It was developed by a Japanese Mad Scientist, resulting in the Japanese Ranguage mutation of the word "lonely" during translation.

The Snowpiercer

A blade that can destroy one element alone. Snow. On the plus side, this allows for ice areas to be easier, and it still does some brute damage.

Puppeteer's Grand Blade.

edited 26th Jul '16 1:06:04 PM by RandomWriter413

A retractable blade that can easily be put inside any puppet. Comes with a button.

Mad Hedgehog

A mechanical human-like hedgehog.

Green Stranger

A strange alien weapon, resembling terrestrial handgun in design and function. It steadily emits low amount of radiation, even when its not "activated". When the trigger is "pulled", the weapon fires an arc of green lightning that vaporizes anything it touches. The arc has a maximum range of roughly 50 meters. Some scientists that study the weapon reports that the weapon seems to communicate with them in an unknown language, causing headaches and nausea, but this has not been verified.

Composite Sabre

A powerful, enormous sabre, made from the metal of other swords melted down and reshaped.

Ursa Major's Wrath