Victory and Great Defeat
... dry and extremely British.
I like my women how I like my nature documentaries...
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
With the voice of David Attenborough
I like my men how I like my statues
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
With a Sculpted Physique and incredibly hard.
I like my women like I like my chairs.
edited 5th May '15 11:40:40 AM by DeisTheAlcano
On all fours and ready to be mounted.
I like my women how I like Canada.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Absolute Madman
They are Canadian and all about drinking syrup.
I like my women how I like my handguns.
"We be we baby!"
my current job
Loaded and ready to blow. *SLAP*
...how I like my obscure music.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Awesome when you meet, lame when (s)he sells out to everyone
I like my women how I like my credit card.
edited 5th May '15 6:14:37 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Maid of Time
Willing to pay for every last one of my impulse buys.
I like my women how I like my gem fusions.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
The Absolute Madman
A Fantasy
...How I like my dogfights...
"We be we baby!"
Tief girl with eartude
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Powerful and androgynous.
Energetic and barking.
...like I like my stir fry.
edited 5th May '15 6:21:20 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The Absolute Madman
Something something DBZ
Made by Steve Jobs
my pizza
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
my current job
x5,I thought you weren't into girls...
Saucy with loads of meat on it.
...how I like my goldfish.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Absolute Madman
Cold after 15 min.
Dead after one day.
I like my women how I like my nudity...
edited 5th May '15 6:27:52 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
Maid of Time
I'm not, but most gems tend to take feminine forms, so
Pretty, but short-lived.
..... Nude.
I like my men how I like my ponies.
edited 5th May '15 6:29:21 PM by Brahian1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Tittilating.
Smallish and sturdy and makes for great clopping material
I like my women how I like my fish.
edited 5th May '15 6:30:14 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Absolute Madman
The Scarlet Witch
With lots of Ho Yay.
I like my men how I like my Thanksgiving turkey...
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
The Absolute Madman
Greasy and puts you to sleep.
I like my women how I like my pencils...
"We be we baby!"
Tief girl with eartude
Sharp, black and mechanical.
...like I like my computer glasses.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Tell me something happy
Geeky, but oh-so sharp-looking.
... like I like my Golden Age superheroes.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Chessy, but with a charm to it.
I like my women like I like my FPS.
OR...
I get to score from a first-person perspective
I like my women how I like my coffee.
edited 9th May '15 6:08:07 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
my current job
With milk in them. SMACK
...how I like my webcomics.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Superfluous to my everyday life.
I like my counterpart how I like my scones.