Tell me something happy
Why is it so dark in this room? And what's that growling breathing from...?
It was Miss Scarlet, in the ballroom, with the knife!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Look, i'm Clue tired of this game, can you please just make a guess so i can get some sleep?
God, that's got to be the stupidest thing you can do with a Death Note.
edited 27th Aug '17 4:32:37 PM by Jaxfirebus
Hey, Bill just found this diary, and he wrote his own name in it, and can you CALL AN AMBULANCE?
YES!
Sorry. :P
I dunno. Ask Cailleach.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Puma, do you think she'll say yes if I ask her to marry me? 
Yes, I sandwich posted. But it was for a good cause!
The Hope, The Hero
Random, why did you sandwich post?
To be pretty honest, it's awesome being someone who can access all of the Gundam timelimes.
edited 28th Aug '17 6:14:17 AM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Okay . . . why and how do you have a shit-ton of giant robots?
You've finally fallen into my trap, for you see I am no lawyer . . . I AM A GOD!
edited 29th Aug '17 11:24:40 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Hot dog, pass over the green eggs! We have the hammiest lawyer ever here, people!
Hot dog, pass over the green eggs! We have the hammiest lawyer ever here, people!
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Joyful angel
Sir, what will you order?
Well if you marry his twin sister, we will get all 50,000 soldiers to our cause, but if you think you can take on the king, be my guess.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Uh, I'm kinda engaged now, and the last time we met, she threatened to skin my dog alive and feed me to his zombified remains. I'm kinda worried about sleeping next to her, much less the other stuff. Can we come up with another plan to free the people, PLEASE?!
As you saw it, your plan, a real shot in the dark, Came a little too late, is over...
edited 29th Aug '17 3:33:07 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
...
How come that beast is still at large and not assassinated like I told you to?
Fuck off, Mayor! I am a doctor!
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Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
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edited 6th Sep '17 8:13:41 AM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
What the hell, citizen? Get me off this table immediately!
Have you ever tried peace? It's boring! I mean no one has ever played an RTS peace game.
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Got any other ideas, ya psycho?
I've faced a lot of bad men in my time, but you sir, are the worst.
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my current job
Any last words before I eat your last pea?
He died... [beat as dramatic music plays] of constipation.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Hope, The Hero
What the hell happened to Jaunis?!
....Dude, you totally pissed off Lord Death.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Where'd that Cadillac come from. Who started playing that music?
Wha— *Abruptly falls to his knees mid-stride then faceplants.
Guys, it was not me this time. How many doomsday plots do you think I have?!
edited 6th Sep '17 2:21:26 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesWell, someone just released a zombie virus. I wonder who did that?
Well, I'll see what I can do, but I might just eat them too!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
There are a bunch of living chicken nuggets invading your home!
I ship Susan x Bebe, it is practically my whole life and I do not know why.
http://www.ncls.it/g/
Joyful angel
Oh God what is that abomination?
I was wrong about you, you haven't mastered death, you whimper in fear of it.
edited 7th Sep '17 10:24:55 AM by Superjohn
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Billion Dollar Babies
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How would you describe (insert your least favourite fanbase)?
Right you are, (TNP's name). It's Halloween you know, and with just the right touch!
Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?
You are not invited to the party.
edited 7th Sep '17 1:09:39 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Can I go to your birthday party? I promise I won't kill your dog again!
Sure, why do you need a Twix wrapper?
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
So, you and your old college buddies have a nice reunion?
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesThe worm realizes he is bait, only after the fish bites!