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So let me get this straight: when the fight broke out, you climbed in the tumble-dryer, and that later got turned on during the fight and thrown out a window into a garbage truck. What precisely made you think that was a good idea?
To put it simply, we have to take your room apart and put it back together.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
What do you mean you're going to do some "rearranging
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Only $19.99!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
I like pineapple on my pizza.
How much is a super suit?
He had a heart attack
The man behind the slaughter
Hey, why didn't bob come to my birthday party?
Well, we shouldn't think less of her for it.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
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Hold on, did that silly little Gamer Chick just get Reality Warper powers?
Yesterday? Try THREE YEARS, buddy.
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hey
Hey, sorry for locking you in that closet yesterday.
It was so cold...
hey
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Was it really necessary to light the mammoth on fire?
But I want to shoot down drones using fireworks!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
The Hope, The Hero
Dave, we've already talked about this. Are you really asking to be arrested?
...I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
This PC cleaner I downloaded from that totally legit site hasn't done a thing. Does this paperweight amount to anything?
Err...in the gumball machine.
Underworld Angel
Has anyone seen the remote detonator for the nukes I ordered?
Trust me, the severed shark heads will look lovely in your garden.
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Not Sherlock Holmes
Umm, Dundee, are you sure that putting your triumphs in the garden is a good idea?
B5! You sunk my Scrabbleship!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
You do realize we're playing Uno, right?
Well maybe he shouldn't be trusted with modding Skyrim.
How did your friend get banned from Skyrim?
I think Spider-Man: Homecoming is the worst movie of 2017 so far.
The Flame's Salvation
How can you piss off a Marvel fan in a single sentence?
I swear, Officer, that horse was coming onto me!
edited 11th Jul '17 11:28:43 PM by AceTrainerEli
HYYYPE!!!
Woah woah woah woah- Hold up. Why are you in the stables, without clothes?
.....Are you eying that horse?
Hey, it's my right as an American citizen to carry a gun, as should everyone. It says so in the declaration of the bill of the constitution!
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
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Sir, can you try not to cut your food with gunshots and serve yourself with the breech in the restaurant? Hey! Get off! Can't you just take a watch off a dead guy?
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
edited 12th Jul '17 4:47:57 AM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Hey, your friend said he's holding a party at his place. Do you know where his house is?
Making the world happier, one mask at a time!
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Did you just brainwash a bunch of people to perform the Rite Of Spring ballet to the tune of Pictures at an Exhibition? ...why?
I didn't know dancing that way could kill her!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
William, did you sell that woman's soul just to see how a possessed person dances?
In my defense, it was just a butterfly!
On the plus side, it's just Europe. To the history books!
edited 14th Jul '17 7:01:56 AM by RandomWriter413
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You do know exterminating those butterflies caused Europe to become a wasteland in the future? it wasn't quite clear where your answer began
(leonine snarl) Is that a challenge?!
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Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Sire, what have I told you about standing on that rock, before I've installed the safety rail?
Obey me, mortal! Wolf down the nonbeliever!
HEY EVERYONE I PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!
Huh, so that's how i broke every bone in my body.