The Mistress
"And you can go get laid."
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
So because I don't look at my smartphone every ten seconds, I'm the one who doesn't have a life?
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
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Oh, nice!
Oh I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you over me reimagining your wife's loud orgasm from last night. She mentioned something about it being her first one since she got married? Ah, but that's not important. You were saying?
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Destroyer of worlds.
-[I NEVER HAD ONE. AND I DON'T NEED IT ANYWAY]-
edited 9th Mar '15 4:57:25 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
My son is a dumbass
Been there, lived it. This is WAY more interesting.
The Scarlet Witch
I'm still alive, aren't I?
edited 6th Jun '15 10:53:21 PM by PrincessGwen
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Student of Story
Well, as long as it's not your life, I'll consider it...
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Former Human
- one of those tv things from sonic appears, I jump on it, and i get a extra life* "I just got one."
edited 8th Jun '15 4:50:09 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
"I RESPAWN INDEFINITELY! DESCENDANT PERKS, YO!"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The King Without a Kingdom
You do realize that the people who say that need to get a life too, right?
It's been 3000 years…
At the heart of the world...
Dude, you don't have to relay the message from your mom to you back to me. You're the one who really needed it.
my current job
Says the guy who sits on his ass and plays Call of Duty for five hours on end.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
If I don't have one, then why are you talking to me? Because I'm pretty sure that talking to dead things is some kind of recognized psychological condition.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Former Human
I'm a ghost... And I'm proud of it!
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
The Scarlet Witch
I sold my life to become a princess. NOW LICK MY BOOTS!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Apparently Not Dead
Okay. Is it fine if I take yours?
-insert appropriate signature here-
Dude, don't be a dick. Just because I'm a zombie doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours